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STATE RIG ITS DEMOCRAT St. T. 0. C. Ha TWA. BROWN & , STEWART. " PuhlSstiers ami Proprietors. W("r.T" Ml -3 St vf V 4 I W 1 i ( I M I ) I ' 2 to. : W 1 I J Jo, 4 In. ' J (10 o 4 8 I 7 lo I II) 0J It 00 I I 'l "II I 15 r . ; P 7 Oil J. S Ki j 18 Hi' I Tl I " i eo J i t ttft n tm j i, im, 11 Oil I Id iMM .v.i kii I . iii. A (If ( "1 1 ff 1 1 50 HO 4U eo M 69 I I'll! HI X Cel. X Col PUBLISHES! 5i'KY FRIDAY. 1 Col. IS 1)0 i i .in i OLDlSt DEMOCRATIC PAPER IN OREGON. orncE ia',DEKiQcnaT"C'J!LDifiG. ' TERMS. m Annuo One year, s fill nontlii, 2 1 Tlires months, 1 1 One month, 60 -ests; Sinl Copies. 12 "" (virrespondents wrltlnirnvernssurnnd slima him i or annnvronualy. must mke known their emir names to the Fdltnr, or no attention J,MI ibpglvon to their communications., . r! IT SINKS S C AUDS. ('H AS. E. WOL VERTON, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, " ALBANY. OKEOOS. aVofflcB over the Albany Boot and Shoe Sto"on the corner ol Front nod "?'w l; , . . . '". c- "' "J .; ;raui. ,,v l.c... CHPNOWETH L SMITH. "ATTOKNEYS AT LAW, Corvallie, wregon. "' 03-Orrw at the Ceurt Ilooss. rr" a. JOHNS, attokney at law, ' "V1 ' ALBANiT, OREGON. - . i-Oflloeln the Court House.".. '. ' . ' . v8ua.i.,.c .; Cn27 J. A. VANT18, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW CORVALUS, OREGON. Will practice In nil the CourU of the State. 7"on,co In the Court Uouae.f vlOnayl. ,. : J. W. RAVBURN. :.. ATTOENEY AT LAW. ' ;' ' CORYALLIS. OREGON. Hneelal attention to collnrtlon of neenunt;, SaTOffloeonodoornouth nt Fishers Brick.-W vlOnSuyl, . J. V. BALDWIN, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW, Will practice In ell the Courts In the 2d, 8d 4th Judicial Districts; In the Supreme " rt of Oregon, nnd In the United States Dls ; riot and Circuit Court. Office upstairs In front "om in Pnrrlsh's brick blk. t'IrstSt A.bHny, Brecon.- vsnmyi. C3EO..R. HELM, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Will practice In' all tbe Courts uf this State. OFFICE f ALBANY, OHKflON. ' ' Nor. 11, 1870. VOL. X. ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 28,1875. NO. ttnmnew noU'-oii In tlit 20 (NmtR por lino. 1 4 C 1 f,,r inu ntl imniwTjjr. Buverti.HiTi"nf-: . 4. ?l (M) pr Kjimro of la latttM, urn Hn.t, Illimif iltlll, JJU T1HU 4UI WW Jit subwujiKMit lriHnioii. DR. T. W. HARRIS, PHYSICIAN . & 8URC5PON ALBANY, OREQON. stir Office In the front room ovor llphwald's new Hoot anil Blue store. Keildenoe. on Fourth street. Y"""' II. J. M0l'IIT0.1i, M7 "x ALBANY, OREGON. ' : The Doctor Is a Rrnduote of the University . Medteal Collect ol New Yorh, and Is a Inte "Sr of lie lovue Hospital Medical Colleec "'jt-o Ice In'Carot hers' Drue Store. Hosldcnoe 'on rourth Street, opposite Dr. Tate's. . .... . vlunlltr. Written for the Democrat. : KOURSFULTRftGEOY. '.: . . ; The following mournful occurrnnce happened in 1851, on the immigrant route between Fort Hall and tort Boiser But we must go bitcK to scenes in Germany, years ago: Jno. Guyot was the son of wealthy and respectable parents in the then King dom of Prussia. He received from them a liberal education, and at 17 years of a?e was apprenticed to" a lock-smith for four years. He served out his time and was highly esteem' edbythe boss and his. family. It was the custom for young men td travel for' three - years, after their twenty-first year, in order to become acquainted with trade and.: men. From the age of sixtoen, John G-. had loved, idolized we might say, a charming and beautiful girl of good pareata'ge, and with, fine expectalions as to wealth. She denied to recip rocate his Jove.' Her . friends saw how matters were,' and -were well pleased. By the time that John at tained bis man's age, the love Of the young couple became deep and in tensified. But the inexorable rule of traveling for three years must be, on his part, observed. He asked and obtained the consent of her parents to their union in marriage, on his re turn three years hence. With Biglis and tears and tender embraces, the lovers parted, vowing eternal constancy and exchanging love and fidelity. The beautiful Katharine Bohm , seemed inconsola ble. She but seldom went into com pany and seemed to court solitude. In two weeks she received a lelter from her faithful lover, acquainting her of his journey so far, what he had seen, and to what place he would proceed to next. And ho desired her to address her letter to that point; anifrrom time to time he would no tify her to wht town or place to di rect her letters to him. And thus weeks and months passed for two years, during which lime scores of love letters passed oetweeu mew. . His letters breathed the true state of his heart and love for her. Her's did the same for two years, and then He passed to Cleveland, Ohio, and there remained for six months, but with the same result. He next came to Chicago and worked a short time, and thence to St. Louis. But change of place and scenery had no charms far him. ; Whether Bleeping or wak ing her image was ever present with him, i From St. Louis ha went- up the Mississippi to Louisiana on that river, and then enquired for some, family that would . immigrate that year to Willamette Valley.in Oregon. He found a worthy family who would bring him and his large well filled trunk to this Valley for his services on the route. . r -,v ; ,.,,. . He was a faithful, honest and good man on that long journey. But when night would come and the fam ily would set around the camp-fire, poor John would talk of his lost, his faithless Katharine! The charming and wild scenery of the long and varied journey across the plains hud no charms for him. ' After leaving Fort Hall he seemed to be sunk in deep and hopeless Borrow from which Ike f aniilv; nor none of their train, could arouse him. Ho said he want ed to die and not live-life was abur- den a misery to him. . They sympa thized with him, and told him that soon their . toilsome journey would end, and. then he would locate a ouarter section of land. ' or if he found' a wife here he would be ontl t)e l to a half section of good laud. But time wore on, and one after noon about three o'clock, as the train was moving on in the sand and sage brush country, a short distance above Salmon Falls, on Snake River, John climbed up into the hind end of the nrovision wagon, where his trunk was, and took out his razor, unper- ceived by any one. He had been walking with others that day, along the side path for footmen, outside of the main road. The act of climbing into the wagon, and getting out, plaoed him behind the other foot men. : Ha stopped suddenly in the rvotli anfl in his own German tongue said loudly, "farewell parents fare- well false Katharine," and then gave a violent cut across his throat with ears, anu tuen - . , Vn,l" she aaid. "John Terceivea:6i Teareo:- I, B. RICE, M. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, ALBANY. OREGON, Offlce on Mnln street, between Ferry and nmadalbln. Kpsldpnce on Third street, two Moeks east, or below, the Methodist Church. V8n43tf. ' O. P. R. FMIMMEn, M. I. DBALKBIW ' Drneii, MXIicIncis, Pffrrnm'!,, Uigur. Tle. Nchool t.::i"' , HookM nnd Mttf-j ',1 -.ii'J '.;: i- siouery . A full slock of trusses and surgical appli ances. (pmom,,,.rpiunimor"W ;.-..; ' vl0nS2yl, w. c. th s:i:i) lb:, ; . DEALER IN GROCERIES, ... PROVISIONS. TOBACCO, CIGARS, YANKEE NOTIONS. Putlerv, Crockery, Wood & Willow Ware CALL AND SEB KIM. Store on front street, Albany, Oregon. vSnfflyl. r? BOOTS MADE TO : ORDER '" ' ' AT BBASOSABIJ! BATHS AT ISi:!lV FLINDT'SSKOr, ALBANY, OREGON. sV Work warranted to jive satisfaction."! ;.., . .vsnasti. ,.. . ,,. . ' NEW ' : : KAKKUU SHOP ! L. B. ItOYA. . Prjotrlotof. OAVINU LEASED A NEW SHOP ONE noor went ol Kox's store, and i. '. d It up lu a ne..t and lasty maunor, 1 will Od .i.;w u t .11 v ij iiuHUuoers continue taell palmuone. and will uiauut saliaiaction to ail ur. uiivs. ALBANY BATH HOUSE J 'flHB IISDKRSIUNBD WOULD RBSl'ECT jL fully iDt'erin tbe eitiiuns uf Albany sod Tl sinit; that ba baa lakea cliari(S "" Ealablisb eat, snd. by kaepin); elean rooias sod plying Jtriet attention to buaineM, ipects-te- suit all '.besa who aiay faTor bim w.tb iheir patronage. Hiring sentafora carried on nollilng km First-Class Hair Dreseirig Saloons, as axpeets tn give entire satisfaction ta all. jm-CkiHiei and fcs-liee' Hair neatly eat tad shampooed. JOSEPH WPBBKR. 3a33tf. SAMUEL E. YOUNG. Wholesale and Betall Dealer in DRY ;OD, ;nO'.BIF.J. ILOTHIIIC, BOOTH S ttllOKN. THRKNHKRrl, KF. PEKH A l JIOW EUK, WtUOs, I'i.oivn.ni i:n IsKlLLft lai EKO.-DCAST SUrt) SOWERS, TEB5IE CASH- First Bt. Alt I SCPiEJSS ICE CRCSX change was taking place ip her heart towards him. Yet with true woman a tact she kept up hope and confidence in his heart towards her. John was very saving aud industrious, and stormed often and worked at his trade as a journeyman lock-Bmith. Ho more than defrayed his expenses in that way. He loDged for the time to arrive when he should clasp to his breast the beautiful, the constant and the lovely and loving Katharine Bohm. For the first half of the third year of bis absence, her letters referred to everything except her love and devotion to him still sign ing herself,. Yours forever, "Katha rimeBohm." ,, ' False and faithless woman! On her head reirt blood and falsehood. For the last half of the ihird year he could ob ain no letters from her. Could she be dead? Such a thin as her iufidelity towards hiin, or her inarrvitia another mnn seemed to him impossible. "Frailty, thy mime is unman." Yes. the beautilul, tue lovely Katharine received and en couraged, secretly, the love and courtship of a wealthy merchant of twenty-eight years of age, who was doing business in a city some forty miles distant. He knew that she was affianced to John Guyot, but he took secret pleasure in the thought of supplanting him in the heart of Katharine! and wedding the beautiful trirl. Their courtship was on the her parents knew nothing nf it. She went to the city on a pre tended visit to Some friends, and then she and hor lover merchant were married. The occurrence deep. lv 01 laved her luudieJ, and those of John Guvot. When be could obtain no letter or word from his affianced one, he wrote to his father making inquiry about her, fearing that n was dead. His father leareu to tu form him of what had transpired at home, and did not answer him on that point, except to say that she was alive a.d well. At the end of the tedious long lime to hira of three years, he returned home. His par ents and friends received him in love, but he saw that there was sorrow in their hearts. He at once inquired for his beloved Katharine. Mourn fully did his mother acquaint him of her treachery toward him. For three months he seemed at ain.J on el, tlw ere iog led nts to vein of the neck wore severed. He fell and the crimson fountain of life flowed rapidly away, and soon- he was a lifeless corpse. , , His body lies interred in that lonely country. Not a mark is there to toll where bis ashes David Nswsomk, May, 1875. MR. COPPIN'S SPBLLINO SCHOOL. ' The other evening old ; Mr. ind Mrs. Coffin, who live in Brush streot, sat in their coxy back parlor, ne read ing the paper and Bhe knitting, and the family cat strotched out under tho stove, and sighed and felt sorry for cats not so well fixed; It was a happy, contented household, and there was love in nis nean as air Coffin put down his newspaper and remarked:1" 1 ' ' '. ! "I see that the whole country is becoming . excited about, spelling schools." , ..'" . - , ; . ,'' "Well, its good to know how to spell," replied the wifo. "I didn t have the chance some girls had, but I pride myself that I can spell almost any word that comes along;'' "I'll; see about that," he laughed; come, how "spell 'buggy.'" "Humph I that's nothing; b-u-g-g-y, buggy," she replied. ' n'jyiissed the first time-hftl ha!" he roared, slapping his leg. Not much lliat was right. It was, eh ?' Well, I'd like to see anvhodv eot two ff's "' in- buggy, I WOUld." :;.,,. i .-'' "But it is, spelled with ,two g's. and any schoolboy will toll you so," she nersisted. ' ( 'Well, I know a darn sight better than that!" he exclaimed, striking the table with his fist, i ." , -"I don't care what you know?" she squeaked; I know that there are two ff's in busrv!" ' ' ' t . "Do vou mean to tell me that I've , m. ne" l l.J torgouen now w nptjur u s "It looks ttiat way. .:. , ., , "It does, eh? Well. I want yon and all vour relations to understand that I know more nbinlt spelling than the whole capoodle of you strung on a wire." . : !.. , : I "And I want you to understand, Jonathan CofiSn, that you are an ig norant old blocknead, wnen you don't put two g's in the word buggy yes you are 1" ' , . "Don t tnlK mat way io mei ne warned. "And don't shake your fist nt me! she replied.'- ' ' 1 ' ' ' 'Who's a shaking his fist t i "You wore?" , .! - i "That's a lie an infernal lie!" . "Don't call me a liar, you old bazaar! I've Dtit uo with yonr mean ness for forty years past, but don t call me a liar, and don't lay .a band on me!" . .. , . , ; 'i (-i i. Do you want a divorce? , he suuuteu, npt'iugiuK up; u now, this mmn'el " i 'Don't spit in my face don t dare doit, or I'll make a dead man of . TaB BOV8 Oi" DICTBOIT. , When one of the chaps of ten or twelve years of age feels old Satan bubbling up he reads the name on the door plate ol a private residence. rings tne ben, ana wnen me wuy ay peiua. He remams: 1 u "Xour name iBjones, i uut,. "Yes." "You are Jones' wife!" ,s "Yes.", i .:. i ' Could it be your husband who got hurt down town? . rrcv! What 18 it who I Di.n't et excited. Missus; there' lots of Jones in Detroit, and 'taint likely this was your Jones." r Hut it was-on x Know it Be cool. Missus!. This 'ere Jones had his head all busied in five pieces, and the Coroner is now y: Oh! mv uoor husband! . where he now!" , . Don't net excited. Missus. It may be your Jones, but I guess not. This ere Jones uaa rea nair, anu "Are you sure oh tare you?" ,.; "I hain't sure, but I'm going down that way, and I'll git a boy to come back." ' ' - '" He hurries off, and when Jones comes home to dinner he learns that she has been in a fainting spell ever since the boy left. Free Pram. A Clerical Joks.- -Weheard a good story of Rev. John sVaterhouse tbe other day, which we think will do to tell., , ... i At a convention of clergymen, re cently held in Syracuse, and after the evenings' meal, it was proposed that each, in turn, should entertain the company with such remarks as might be deemed appropriate. When it came to the turn of Mr. Watorhouse, he related a dream which be aaid he had a few niuhta before. In hi dream he went to heaven, and his picture of the golden streets, the nvers ol slim ing water, the seraphic choir, and so forth, was interestingly vivid. When he had concluded, Kev. Mr. G .from Fulton County a man notorious for his money-grabbing and necuniarv habits approached and asked id a tone of coarse jocularity: "Well, brother Watcrhouse.did you see any of us in your dream?" "Yes, Brother G . I saw you." 'Ahl And what was I doing?" "You were on your knee." "Of course praying?" "No: uott tmrre Iniina to dig up the rjnhlrn paccmnntt of thx Veto Jtrutit- visage yot, but I may if you provoke me further!" ' ' ;: " ' , VWho's got a freckled face, you old turkey buzzard?" . ,, That was a little too 'much. He made a motion as if he would strike, and she seized him by the iieek-tie Then he reached out' and e-rabbed her right ,car and tried to,lift her off her feet, but sue twisted Hp on me iieck-tie' until his tongue ran out.,r "Let go of me, you old fiend !",she. scrcatnedi. mm "" "' ,. "Get down on your knees aud beg my pardon you pld wild catl" he re- nliod. Thev 'seroed''' and' swayed' knd struggled, and the peaceful cat was struok by the overturning tamo ana had her back broken, while the clock fell down, and the pictures danced around. The woman finally shut hor hunhnnd'e sunnlt of air off and flop. ped him, and. as she bumped his head un and down on the floor and scattered his gray hairs, she shouted: "You want to got up another spell ing school with me, Vlon't you?" , He was seen: limping around the vard yesterday, a stocking pinned 'nrouncl his throat. and she hadacourt plaster on her nose, and one finger tied mil"' Hd wore the look of martyr, while she had the bearing of a victor,; and from this time out, "buggy" will be spelled with two g'B in tuitt House. Jjeirotl free. I rnm. FIT, WITH HTONEWAMj JACKSON. , Ho was at the Central Station yes terday, waiting to go to the County Insane Asyliun. ., -There, was a wild look in biB eyes, and now and then he muttered to himself ; but one would sooner think him a victim of poverty and hard .luck than a lunatio. mo aarmonts were faded and rent,' the left arm was off nt the elbow, he had a painful limp and ho was old and gray. .Suddenly pausing in his walk, he stood at "attention" and 'ex claimed: . , i , ' - ', "Bight dress front!" .; ; '.' Some of the mon lookod up,,nid the old man continued; I fit With Stonewall Jackson that's what ails me!" ,' ""Were Vou a soldier?" asked one. of the men who had carried a uiuskqt for three years. ' ,1 ' The old man regarded hiin with a look of pity and contempt and loftily iepuea : ,., , "I will show you." "'He had his coat .and vest off in a moment, and pulling open his woolen Bhirt, he pointed to a terruue sear. . .'.' Was struck there with a bayonet, said the old man. i Hoexposed his loft thigh, and thero was another terrible scar, showing whero an ounce ball had ploughed its way and explaining why he limnArl "Got that fightin' with Stonewall Jackson!" he said his voice betraying nridfl. . ' . -. : He mutely pointed to his maimed arm. waited a full minute and then whisiiered: 1 "And I got that under Stonewall Jackson, tool - , He stood at "attention again, ni eves fixed on the wall. . His face was Wtl and stern for a moment, but thun it softened and licuteneu up, Ho seemed to see a picture of the riant on the blank wall, and presently hn was wearinz the crav acnin. He trembled with excitement, as he wheel ed around and exclaimed f'Did I fight with Stonewall Jack nnn? . You bet I did!" , r ., Waiting a moment ho sat down and continued:, . . "Member wlien wo'unB came down on you'uns in tbe Wilderness? I saw him a dozen times man day, imu b 'uns knewyou'uns would catch bluzos. Forward, forward march, march all day long; no rest, no rations, no let up. Old Robert General Loo) bad sent for Jackson, and Jackson rsshcund tc bs.t!!!.r ?! vpie. Along the roads, across the fields, and jistnt dark wo struck you'uns struck like a torpadol Down along tho thickots, hrouch the woods, across tho swamps, aliu"Yoa'tirrBHiirrnJl sut iu'.... uui ing!"" : - ;-.-i-' ' V. Great blazes!, contiuuod tue old mnn its ha snranff 1D. "Wechargotl right down among you'uns, doubled the line up mid drove it,. That's who Stonewall Jackson was that's how wo lit. ' I got ibis 'ore hurt in the hip here, and while I was lying there you- uhm oliawed tnie arm on wuu gmpu- hot! Die? Lots' o'grnvbacks would have died, but wasn't I under Jack son-old Stonewall? Wo fit, sir we couldn't stop long enough to die! His eves ilaahed. color enmc to his face, and for a moment he showed all the nrido of a veteran of Waterloo Then his true situation came buck to him, and he sat down, excitement anil exultation all gone, and saia : "I havn t money enouim to uiiy crutch,' and ,hiy hood isn't - exactly riolit. " Iv'e "sunendorod to you'iins, and you'uns are going to tnke nie somewhere. I'm old nnd used n and I wish I hod a died under Jac sen I" ' ' ' The men waited awhile, and Ihcn (mentioned him, but ho fixed hisgnzo on tho wall and would nrnko no re nlv. When the officer came to escort him to the depot, he noticed the old man s lameness, and asked:., "Khnll wo take n cm !" "No. sir." was the prompt reply forward guide right march I fit with Stonewall Jackson. , , . j : ' ANDY JOHNSON. Bis Personal Courage- AThrllllna Episode , ; . srt a Political Moating, irk snnsrArss busiskhm. I . BEYOND JtOItD.tN. COl. Aiken, editor Of tile JlllwaU- And they came toHlm,motherof jitdah, koe alumna Wisconsin, in referring Dark eyes ami tn splendor of hnlr. Bearing adown wernhoulflers of benlily, And boeqms half bldd-iri, half here ; anil te sntiRhtHIm, Half kneollnir wltttsuppllant air, . To bless the brown eherubs they brought Hiin, With holy bands laid In their hair. I Then reaching Ills hands He said low'y. - MOf such Is My Klnsdom ;' and then irisconnn The admirors of Andrew Johnson to the newspaper business says: The c-tin nm vastly more numerous now average newspaper reader thinks he than they wore formerly, are busy could improve the newspaper he reads And theybTOlghl nim their iii resurrecting anecdotes oi nis event- it no no t;in vuttur it u verjr ful career, the bulk of which relato common for editors of long experi- b those virtues which are most prom- enco men who have devoted a life inent in his charnoter, to-wit: Cour- time to the profossinn--to get letters age, honosty and indomitable self- iroui suoscriuors ouenng advice, ino n once, tine is re ated WUicU 1UU8- uouot some euiiors neeu advice: out tiatcs more forcibly, perhaps, tnan as a ruie, an editor nt io oe in nis po-1 Took the brown uttis baboa in the holy onv fiHioi-aintrln nnisodoinMr. John- Sltlon. knows hotter lhan anyone White hsnda of tbe savior ol men ........ ti. ..innilu ,ni nam rAntlm what abnuld rrn intn bin nannr. XI 100, ;UCCUJUIUJ tU Will IIIIV1IUUUU, I .vuuv.. . " u.no, Wl (hM!, I IB linOW-JNOt lllltT DaitV Uad SeCUrea COUIIUUUHV,: SOU - tueir WOIS UU d.u,tl,elr asla nmrer. such a foot-hold in Tennessee that a tastes are broader than those of one! Put tneir tianda to nn neck snd ao Messed mint, of the votinr membershiD of man, nenco tlie acute editor will nnd them 11 ,.J,nl iK.SI.Inikea. I,!, n tn JTnA nntiafontion nt thn I : VHIl baby ha.nd bid In ills hnlr. . .... m n ICJ 1 Lt. ' T ILL t. Od a OU'ar majority OI o.uuu oru.uuv. grenvoot iiuuiuj. iu urn oim no I , , , vut& tnni4y AI.IUH. he was re-nominated by the Demo- regard for truth, right and public Tliore is a sort of delinou joy in ir,wl Ho m hnwAver nnnatant.lv I iouhuik uior a ibuiu, mu.iu, TOv.- tempted by the large sale ot purely any " " .""" cratic party without opposition, no other Democratic loader caring to in cur what seemed the oertainty ot do- feat under the circumstances, But A. J. hung hiB motto, f'Never do snair. on tue outer wans, ana an . ., . , i , i. ir nounced mat no wouui smasu ivnow Nothingism into flinders and carry On the next leaf is a midale-aged nasty and immoral papers, to increase sprained bock, which occasionally hisnt the exponse of decency. But and unexpectedly drops through your only on the ground tliat tne devil is nngers,i.v.uS acuupu. kUuu iU tho liout. iiavmoutor pan fliia onnrnA lielono baud nd three aunts in the iustifiod. Edit a paper within the other, and the balance of ihe family V.nn,la nf iWmiev nn.l riold and lyintT Under th Otiair. the State despite the odds against the best test of th editor's works is The first picture is ol an old gen ki . .f . .., the sales of his wnros-Mhe number tleman, with an expression ot wary prepared a speech with which to other principle the paper becomes a engaged in dodging a wild bull, open the campaign, which he arrang- tract; and people do not buy traots N i somswhat doubtful as to the i a J a ...aal nntf..rnm NU r.anaiABnr -inAtafiaa mffl thATTl I iJUlk. I to BOl SCUUllt, "" u " - t" , ,. . t. m.1m.l, VT.l..-il K n rl lima 1A1 I .Mists ' . t . WUUUOUO s uv li,buu.""' i trusted friends and advisers around to newspapers is the very general be- dress with a book in one hand u , .1 j j j!mhb..i i:f si.s (..ki,.. fn,inu n,a,lo nair of spectacles in tneotn'r. mere mm, ana it was a .m u. u " . . "-"- r . , . ,' . . oli.me.ninf, ,ffort to l... i.nm "hav nil nniftoraii mi lui I nv mm lMninir mnni. ji cutirHe every I e eteor.Hi nn,f liiMnrnnss. Tonilv Itrinwn that not much money can 1 look sale iu net um.sj. it was not oniy a u.... utnuo... p. -"' Pr-" - ,,,: Asi, ha had been sud- raignment of tne inoory and spirit oi a country town; dm we pet.ui - -r r. -" -v ... f n. Know-Nothingism at largo, W it prominent papers in great cities. It denly fJ?. also embodied much savage nnd fs a common remark, that we hear starch fsctory, and had anded in the scatliing donnnciation of individual with regiird to "Wto "lKoUir. oThi. wife, leaders OI tuut orguuiiainuu auu innsis sis iiiuni .... . , ii, . . J ,., nf thn I l.-l A n Ink. I nn.l . u.a miilaMlanrt 1 .ftm I nilU. Ul'lUii aiu.M . , . every One Knows Wllv nuuion uuuu- VUldKU, uum no uhub.."ii. . w , , ,;,t !..; -i.,i. of onmmniit is. n,.f. Bvonllo.,t authority that there catastrophe, has made up her mind "'." ' .,V -r:r;"ij r" L r; I " i: v... n.m to he nrenared lor the worst. J.H8 mentis tnougut utHspeecu wuu u lms neu no uiu.ioy ...,uo ...iv.u . ,,,A . i,;irln little be mpulitio. They foared it would the past year. v e Know newspnpers , " t. . Vll .... ... o.teo-o. mmlnratA Demo- hav. not nai.l einenss the past year, girl looking bo prtua as to make you cratsfrora Mr. Johnson, but that it The difficulty has not been with the squirm and Wfh , a , 1.. 1 1,A f I r.. al.... I, . ..n an a.ru.,1 If I lUmCU UU I.UV11 u.v.a.u, huu ...... WOUld aOtUailV PrOVOKO UIUUL-UIS!, m U Wm, UU HICJ ll.B UWOH gvxan. - , . - , .wil,l- .,. ' fi t..ii,i K'nn.i.lio.l J., i in., nf .7l..rHa,no- Ttnniiiess expression on their faces of earthly tun lieaee, F'"V , " "T. , 1" 3?' .nlnmnitV. A, J. was or tne opinion mat it woum hub ucenuuu, auuuiomusmouu , , . . ., 1 .. n frnn, Know. L,et.,r-n havn not nttmnted to ex- Then follow unoles taken in tbeir utiibs - is , t- W. Tt.:s.4 nraivntt. with a Rnreadins? lnohna- jno inugism, mneau o , pauu i.jr i them clothes, hair aud face, as Into, as for provoking tue nuow- oiaies aro prmtuit soiue ni muum r;T-" Vvor1 in oot tlinir mon- r .; t - .. 1 1, ; . hiaii d .i ..I onn m a tin n-t- on m i ii umi i mvw t"" "--'-'- "it ;,?. l..ttoe fin V declared that mind twenty men who have made ?' worth ; and aunts with warts on J .An.niAiaMlO ltiflli rV.il ft V nVWlIlt the campaign. peat, it is not a money-making busi- "i"1"""" "v At tht airoointed time and place noss. , , tu"F no . ... for opening the camDign; therefore, P-rUp. tu. worrt jte A. J. wfts on nana wi bolt. WlliCli no proceeuon iu wunuu I'D ueruiiy uiut-uuiucu iu. u""ni" - , - - . A ,-, foithwith. HoPhad not uttered a per. ought to bo printed and pub- married woman have .Wnod for . i.-e n. I t: .i..,i :.. ai. :..! i each otlier. (fOZOn SOIltencea UOlure uuiusneis imiietl HI mo uiiot u wa vu.uia- u. ... .Ion tlin niotnroa nf i,. tl,. oeniv.l in front nf him. s ir narl nnlarlv tllfl lndltTOnt Dor- 1 . ? i. I.:" ..Vn.. r...:i rk,l, uousin Alex anu nis nue, wuo Biou- inestanu irom wuicu no . null ui uio :."".! A a,-.. l,.n on ilioie tour amino imr was olovated about three foot poor-houses, asvlums aud all sorts oi nliiivA the oTonnd. The causo of the charitnblo enterprises run to the omniotion was a young man, a son, newspapers for gratuities, as a child wn io inve or uue or tue oniects ui runs to its niotuer itir uoiu. m. uhu- johnsou's fierce invoctive. Tlie young ciuns, oflice-soekers and scalawags man had drawn a large knife nnd irenerally count on tlie unpaid sup- was trying to got to the stand, avow- port of newspapers. Now a nowspa imr liia mirooao to "cut Johusohn'e nnr to be worth anything as a bust livnr out of him." As soon as A. J. noss enterprise, should be printed in 1. 1 l..a ..-nr. am tl. BURllie I ll. llr..nal nf it. nrnr.!-! Atnl.! lint OR UlHCOVUtUU WllltH l" T-u IU1IIU.ii r.-j,..-.. , .... !. olT tha stand into tho few foot of much as a merchant should run his oition l.-nraiiacoinfrontof it. and. placing business in his own intorest nlone. rules roit tb i-kotkctio.k or ahiw bin hand unon a pistol, called out to The popular fallacy has been largely Jet the fellow come," declaring mat bred by tlie eHtamibiimont ot person- j.. ,lt hour( ,h0i,i flay' ork bv tho time ho could get nail way a( organs, mat live oy ueggnig or a doir-churn, the dog to to b al to him, there would be one Know- support, aud other newspaper men- owerj 6ne dsr In the week to himself. dicancy. , .',,'., . Let evsrr log have his rtsy: ' Another very common lunacy tiiat . if..nre8ervers for Newfouinlliin.l I- J T.. tnh has oon.l .ml at Welsner R-a-taMtrain, .nal i. now r.aoa- l.a srve up to euav aHiw-r en em, .11 suios tH l-.j, ... i vhI'v I ri.ai. uarti'M or e Xew Tori, ne arrived there nd worked at hi trade for three montfis. TrVi'.,S But no relief did be find from bis deep aorrow of heart. "Git out o' here," sai l man, kick ing at Hark cat on hi front stoop Saturday night. He wore slippers, and tbi tact and the presence of a heavy box on th atoop when he kicked may account for Ilia p-eont lunenem. A atiarn talking lady w rt-proved hy her husban.1, who reouesled her to ksrep her tongue in her moillh "My dear," she aaid, "it w ainn! thc law to enrry concealed weapon." What's to Hindeb The control of the legidtrstion, suapension of hmlieas corpus, the regulation of the ballot-hoxes by : lederal a.ent, the thrsnteningi of federal soldiers, hav triven Iieuuthlionn Lekislstures and Governors to state anu rvepuu lican members to Congress; Why niii-lil tbey not s well give oa a He publican President? This for the South or a part of the South. For the northern Stales, there would be the accompanying influence of the od war feeliutt and the wr . issues, aroused by the unsettled condition f the aouthern couutry, the lollies aim wickedness of lie hot-headed, rebel lintii vontli. tfoailed by lederal per. cmions nd iciiae(l by carpet-bag corruiitioniat. I heait certainly seem to ha twmm this.jfetteie annlilv for. the supposed Object of perpetuating Republican power end giving Gen. Gram a ihirii term, in the eitraoidi nary provision of tho threstened force .,SprinyfltldRtpubliean. TfBKlsiI Tihe. A letter-writer iu Constantinople says "One ot tbe Dertilexine limit's is I he oomputstion ml lime. The Turks reckon from the time of the flight of the Prophet from Mecca, and it lake 537 1 urkish vesrs to make .121 of our yesrs. At sunset of each day walcheasnd oloc.a re set to mark li "clock, ami until thetwelflh hour alter sunset the hand on the dial inditil the time tlist ti elapsed amce sunset. After that hour they indicate the nnmlier of hours that will intervene before sunset ol Ihe neit day. nlu or miiiua the va riation , in th length of the day. A vouncster. while warming hi bands over th kitchen fire, wit re monstrated with by his father, who aaid: "Go 'way from the stove; the weather is not cold." " Th little fel low, lookiner no at bis stern parent, demurely replied: "1 ain't heating th weather; I'm wanning my hand." Tub Bust Rkmaiuu Tkai.'iikr The mother Is too apt to leavs lier ohild to irsin its first kuowlclsfo oj God ihrotigh Sunday-schools and ill coninreheiisilile rules of church pro- pneiy, which, neiore it apeaan it protest plainly, nets lbs liuhy at en mitv with relitfion What If such i mother, as tho Hprine opens, should take her little one in her srma, ami iroiniT out into the fields as the tiu wont flown, snow; nun too i - wheat, the arbutus blossom, the hirdi building their inials, snd the soil pin mist snout the sun, and tell him Him who made it all, snd who ton little children in his nrmajinfl ljlixe them? The child niitrht never liav anv association between his dntie and the Evil One, but, m long as h lived, the aetlina sou and opeinii Snrintr. the very auicl niuhlfnll Wf'iitil e foil "I t" lllK aio'iii"". of God. ami bring it near hiin. -V. Y. Tribune. . An Irishman used to come homo often drunk, and once, when he was watering his hotse, his wifo said to him: "Now, Paddy, is not that baste an example to yo? Don't you see ho leaves off whon ho has had enough the cray ther? ne' tho most sensi ble baste of the two." "Ah, it' very well to discourse like that, Biddy," cried Paddy, "but if there was another horse at tlio other side of the trough lo sny, 'Here's your health, my ould lxy,' would he stop till be drunk tho whole trough, think ye?" young man looks at him without re tiring and. registering terrioie vow never to got married. Then there ore two or three nne- looking corsairs of no particular identity, and several broken-spirited , ladies with babies in their arms di-' rectly or indirectly related to the owners of the album; and the exhi- Nothiiw vote less in Teunessoe, nnd that nobody else would get hurt." Tho fellow was lot no. and as the crowd surged back, Johnson started for li in. Ihe young man iook ouo has possession of tho avoroge mmd . l8r(j gint (,len camps. is that an advertisement oi unua A S. fnr imona no- wants and business inserted in a look at those lowering eyebrows and nowspapor, is patronage in a sort of that scowling face with its fiercely gonerous sense-. The fact is that th compressed lips nud sot jaws, and publisher of a first-class newspaper concluded he hud seen enough. Drop- usnnlly charges Iobs than the cost of ping his knife he flod howling from the wluto paper covered, for the insor thA ,.nna and A. J. ro-mountod tho lion of an advertisement. So, if there Biand, expressed the hope that ho inny patronngo in the transaction, it would not be interrupted ngsin, and is oil tho part of the puDiisuor. a wont on with his speoch as if nothing atraneor picking up a paper from an had happened. Tbnt affair said Mr. unknown city, judges of its business McKoe broke tho back ot Know- anil general reputation for enterprise Noihiiigi-m in jennoesee; w here- moro by the advertisement man ny ever A., J. went after that he drovo the oditorials. ll.n Vnmtr.V.ittiio.ra liofom Into like al ' -- .l.'.on tfnrmni- Tlnmocrats "Faith." said nn Irishman, who i.i i;n,l II. n Ivnow.Notliintr oonl I not net into his cabin at Ballin- lodgen, doiicrtod them by thousands, garry, his wife having turned the key and Mr. Johnson carried tho State by upon him, "faith it's meself that a bandsomo mniority. That display regularly locked in. "in: n of personal courage won tho heart of companion "in where? " hy in tho ga ant . Tonnesfioe whon all lgio street. .1, i t f..:i.1 and an oionuontm nnaiii- i ' , ... ,. . ... ,, cVA. ' . A Miehignn mon killed two luxes Tnt. Plach. -"Yes, this is the while out hunting on alternoon last v, ...i.i ...lit, .nrl air men week, nnd vet in Kncland it likts gathered around him'on tho sidowulk srijht men, ten horses snd twenty-four nnd asked:, "VYUBt placer "inis noiiiius jusi io un .,o -....... is the very place," ho said, more ting him. plaintively still, and ten more men Quilp ssys domestic broils may not always be beefsteaks, yot when he is in trouble h ilwsys goes to bis wile lor consolation snd get it. Ho say that only a womnn csn hem the rag ged ulut!'' of aniety. professor of rhetoric "What im port nt chaos cm nver Burns iu in th latter psrl of his life?" Senior He died " came tin and mado inquiries, ne waited until there were about twenty five anxious faces around him, and then ho said, "The place where I slipped on a coal-holo cover, last Sat urday." He walked away, but the sir was of n lavender color in thst vicinity for half u hour. iiixilinsker (who ho s desl ol' trouble with his customer) ' I think, sir, it you were to cut your corns, I eon hi more easily S.lJ you 3 pair ol " Choleric old getilleinsn "cut my corns, sii ! I ask you to fit me a pair o' bonis to my feet, air! I'm not going to plane my feet down lo fit your loots!'' When Arthur waa s very small boy his mother repriinsndcil him one day fur some misdemeanor. Not know ing it. his lather began lo talk to hiin on the inm subject. Looking up in his lace. Arthur said, solemnly, ".My mother h 'tended lo me." A New Mexico editor, in a forKct ful moment th other day, was so imtirodent to venture, mto his sane turn without havinir his revolver with him. The Coroner's jury returned a vvidict ol "deliberate suicide witn out leaving their seats. Tim lenor snd soprano in a Bos- ion ih.iir were married reornlly They n-t by chants, th usual way and ultimately screed lo duct. A short-horned tr recently butchered in Detroit that weighed 4 lot) douihIs alive, and yielJed 3,00t) noilnils of dressed beef. ' This is be lioved lo be ihe largest animal ovor slaughtered for beef on this continent. A witlv pastor once remarked that there wis just ss much family gov ernment now ss over; out lormeriy parents governed children, now chil dren govern parents. A prisoner in th Winon (Mich.) tail writes the Lord's orayer in lour- leen different stylos of ornamental letters, snd yut he is confined for stealing firewood. A skunk hns been for three months occupying ihe cold air box of a fur nace in a Boston suburban dwelling, and every cirorl is made to koep him in a good humor. Wbv is a doctor heller Iskcu car of than his pslients? Because when he goes to lied, somooooy ia n rap hno up. Whether a bird in tho hand is worth two in the bush depends upon the naliire ot the bird lor instance, a hnzr.ard. When a poor young lady hcics handkerchief for a rich bachelor, the is evidently sewing that she may reap. A line for imposing bogus watches on wnen tiogs. ins wn ti honest bark has oen boon raised agaiuit tho swlndlei. protection ol mils against mmr nephews and unices. Cushioned toad-stools would b highly appreciated by the toads after Punish tn hoy wno irignien ma frogs ind make, them jump. Sudden shook! re sometimes fatal to a ner vous organization. Encourngo trout to write poetry. W hnvo some very beautilul trout lines ere now Kostrums in the ocesn for whales to 'spout from, Thi is a want long felt snd tne wnnie pout aootti it. Abolish mosquito Tbey make mosquitoes irregular about their meals. Introduce the German language into onr schools of fish. Pocket bsmlerkorohief for croco dile lo wipe sway their lear on. A mhool in accounts for adders, who also multiply rapidly. Encourage the cultivation of plum trees for the com fort of that fastidi ous epicure, the eiroulio, who i-an Iced upon nothing els. '" BailgeafM'kwkr-so-we cn tell on from a hernshaw. A". 1". oen big Ma il. svcmaontNoa. A nooao pPr a dcalh warrant How to signal a bsrk pull a dog's tail. A color never eo ''Blind man's buff." Mod who oovar do wrong ssldom do anything. It matter not how t man dies, but how he lives. Th latest thing in front door locks tught keys. Why ia a mous like s load of lay? Became the oat'll eat it. Wainting swelnees Putting your arm shout a pretty woman. A physician reernlly gave a patient so much iron that h soon turned lo steal. Tho sentinel who did not shrp t his watch hail left it ll r iW"1'"" ker's. No true woman will ever ra""y mnu ao lull that ! cannot rf.n-S hi hmr. I.over do Ik oo.wvj lx-! r-i ..r ri!i;it, auvi IrsiksitiSii ti t!: hX.,xg alter it. When WWn n her. her 1 i : s, .. 1,1, suorl laOlW ml lllwral n.1. vtioiSStf.