ft-"!".'1,'!! '!' lfmfnvlK Si J ' '. .'. . STATE EIGHTS DEJ10CRAT K v. Bnowar. O. 11. fSTETVAITT, EROWN & STEWART. Pi-bUshei'M null lroirlctov. rtEH'3IIEJ EVEEY r KID AY. OUKST OCtlOCiMIC PAPER Kl OREGON.. o.tice in piras:rs block, first street, ,,.ii,. i Tlivm iwinllii, Kl On. moulli, 00 cc."( Single Cpyk"-; 1'" nniTeinondenls wrll Ins over nstunW Maiw t.,MM anonymously, imwt inn las tnown I. heir lSJS.r n.mSi to the Editor, or no at-eolion wi!l ue given to their eoinativuirations. Bt7sINKSSJ3ARDS. r. A. ' " '"' Corr'HK y Co. CHENOWETH & SMITH. , ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Coivallis, Orejon. ,0-Ovtic. nt ill. Cmnt Houao. 0n27 JdktTw. h arr. I s , PHYSICIAN SURGEON, ALBANY, OKIiGON. B5-OWceonMalntroet, over A. Carotlwis' StVr. Vsldonce.on fourth atroet. vUuMlu- i A. W W . . , JJMW ... r.-'t , , - .. . . '1 I JUL II x , A jsK iK , vs. - .A-eJ .tv -f" , fii 9. J 11 VOL. X. ALBANY, OU,.CONt FJUDAY, MARCH 12, 1815. " NO. 31. From the Raleigh Nbw, Bob. 8., OLD NORTHCAROUNA. EXCITITO nCEE IN Till. HOLSE ' REFRESEimTIVL. ! Two of t'nt Most Prominent JJepubli- can Members of "the .Mouse lie noutice Th eu' Alliance to the 1 f ; Party of Civil. Jiiyhts, . . r and take Thai' bland ,' i .... WtUk . WJuU Mm . H. A. JOHNS, AT LAW, ATTORNEY AIiBASY, ORBOOS. SS-OAloe in th. Court House "5 v8n2tf. II. J. KOI' IETO., .11. !.. e I ALBASY, OREGON. 'h'jkini 'u " h Doctor Is a gratliwte or fue Unlverj.Ity MadioilOollege of Now York, Mid to late mSZStr of riaevue Hospital Medical. Co'.lese " IMMlnCMOthims' Drug 8twe- BeW!''": n f'ourlJi Street, "MJgjjg,''' 1"te BOOTS MAPUTO OMR AT BJSASpABI..E ttATKS At - ALBANY, OREGON. tr Work wanniited to slv. Batifactoa.-Ot ; vSllOU. " 1 A. W. GAMISI-K, JI. .. AiBAMY, OR3G03I. Odlee on Main st wt.one door west of y" I'ooerv store, iwsiaence i- n,m. .- SuSora. Patterson mt the Star Brewery. Jan. Kth, 174. v8Dr, D. It. Kit li, M. D., PRWCIAlf : & SURGEON, AIiBANT, OEEGOM, OBj oa Main street, ; between Ferry and tloeiiH cast, or below, the Methodist Church. vSntHtf. " J. W.ISAIiDWIW, ATTORNEY & COUNSELOR AT LAW,; Will practice In all th. Courts in the 2d, Sd ,ud ith Judicial Districts; J the Swreme iurt of Oregon, and in the Tjfltad States Dl .T.i iam.lt. Court, Onlee nn-stnirs in front room in ParrUh's brick block, First St., Al bany, Drneon. vbiuiivi. IE. E. Oi SMITH. '(TFTC2 Two doors st of Connor's Bfti " ' GEO. R. HELM, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW . . o'rct tint., oEiseoN. - Noy. 11, )8.0. . W. C. TWEEDAJLE, - : ? DEALER IN t ; : ;, ' CKOCEP.IES,- PROVISIONS. YOBACCOi'CIGARS.VftilKCE H'OilOHSr. Cctlwy, Qwteij, Wood &WinorT Were. -CALL AM ss Km. Store on I'ront street, Albany,.9ros)n; " , ' .: yKnSlyl. . ..... -. jNTETCT". . BAKBEK SHOP , ROTAIi. Ppi'i -'-' L. B. i v i c It -f ,.r.r.,r . VTJW KHOP ONE '.J,M"o'i;.rtora.nn llttcU.lt up wry - , nipawpfl in v jet. nut- bbw uutuj" '-t.r-, SSKS.'SS wiSKSS. roff G. F. SETTLEfillER, Ss'i'Sgist d Apothecary! DEALBB IS DSOOS, MEDICIHi:8,0OS, Paiuti, Wiadow CIj.b, l).na, Liyiw- 1 a..y Boaiw, BiubeJ, Pciinuicm, lo. frcscriptions Cafciully Lompomulril. art elw and Dinjs n oer liac iran.mlod j, lie b."t qnnlily. . h-,t -te., Poit Offlc. '''J,A, ALBANY BATH HOUSE! j, ,,,., :,r .0IM. carried oj aotoiui bin 7irr- Clons Hair Dressing Saiooa", k. .infci. io -jn tlr s.'ti.f.'cllm lo .11. aal ,h.m-iooc(' .iohi:ph vfi;i;Gi r.. sstf.- .L'EANKLIN BJEAT-.'Bl ARRET ! Vf. O. PAIiSIEH, ri-o;. keep coNTAxn.y ok hasd wIM lwny l round r'ly aoeomiuol.. lnoe who may la vor mm w ". MrHKne market nrle. paid lor nalV. . vnliUC. JOHN COMEK'S BAKSITJS AND EXCHANGE OFFICE AIjBANYOIIEGON. DEPOSITES RECEIVED, btjriiM v o t-9iXK at Slew. OTHIIKS XO l OliI.OU"!! CAN'T STAND CIyITrIGHTS ! The Oilier Wester Kepubliennf All KlffUC. ti- wMiirl Im iiftdvlv imi)oBBibla to i J.V nvi" Artii.nff lilrn an iiccurata de- ""J""", ... . the House yestorclay. oocitBJofiod by the l-esointionB gi wi. - tj,ii-; nni fii wnfiftrlifift of Messrs. iUtin.i") -j; nil VrMU.- two of uie; tnost 1 prominent Republicans of that Irady, Kj- fVinlr nnTtrfcinn: with the aiKiBuivi"o w . . : Bepublioan party and promising al legiance hereafter to the great Con- servat'.ve pany oiuid uiu.' , . ' The House vag called to order at the fcusual hour, and a .solemn, and impressive prayer delivered by the Itev. Dr. Atkinson of, the Presbyter- ; 1,.T. thn iniirnal of SatllldftV was read, after which Mr. Crleun, the able young representative irom xaa-i..- wianin hiasfini, find asked Jxlll VUUUV Z - the privilege of introducing the lol- men imnn ' "Wheiijias, The Bepabhnin party of the House of iiepresentatryes oi me United States, disregarding the prin- UJUXOB lij-" ' t - t . i oiwl nvfir-riduif? social UrUlllOVCVlj " o rightH of the Anglo Saxon race, has enacted a iavr narouv uo in this country ara compelled to as sociate on terms of perfect equality; "Wheseas," it is a uuty wmcii every iwotmflfT,ive 01 ms uuiur ur uta connection in life, owes to his coun try, his race anci ns inmuy.io couc domnthis reckless effort of the Re publican party to perpetuate its power oy u-- .v. white people 01 wiw uuvtvu uucc.vu, 1 lieaolvea, J-nan we, iu u""" Assembly oE North Carolina, do ap peal to every white man within the borders of our State, , lo protest against this unjust and ungenerous treatment of our people,' and espe cially do we beseech our brothers of the white race, who have heretofore adhered tp the Republican party, to sever their connection iiu u omo, for the reason that in tnis nour oi ex i..o ma.nl tn nnv manhood, all mere questions of party pride or passion ShOUlU DO 101'OVer uia. m issue' for the preservation of our morals, our social rights and our race. During the reading oi me locu tions by the Clerk, a death-like still- 0 voi1bi1 the densely packed room, and at the conclusion the ap plause from the jjemocrauu biuk, mo mlleries and lobbies was really ter- S:a Act onnn a order could be re- liuy. , ,. . 4i4Hc, Ulenn arose irom nis seal, and approaching the laain aisle,"' said : ,,nr e.,ni-.". toIibti the deafenim? applause was again resumed and continued fov several minutes, ihe import of his resolutions and what would naturally follow, spread with liuhtning rapidity throughout the CllY, uu. o t t l ' J niron nil tllft floor OI thft lOUUlca "Liu. ' : " -7- : House, was of such a chai'tacer. and created so much excitement imu. iuo Doorkeepers were called upon to preserve order. -After much difticul- tv order was rebiuion u a... ' 1-1 ill-,a. Droceeoeu u 1 m. a-.tjn- T .m twentv-seven JllU. I l"in t , years of age. ; I was born and rawed in the coumy ui '""i j which I have the honor to represont on the floor of this House. When I 1 u i,t air to tue davs 01 my boyhood, 'what a thi'ong of xileasant - nlimbrr -firiMmd me hal- IUBUIUllwo w . lowed bv the most sacred associations this lite can ever - the sod of my native county, my an ... iiiifl- nnd the dearest and tenderest ties which bind me to this life and make me wish to live, 1 "U-rm n T-.T ana . in ihtt borders of bit native land. The earliest friends of my life are there; tne companions 01 1 tj ,loll tlinre. and the hiirhest boon I crave is, that, when 9 . , i l.Mf flinoA lina this heart ceason w x to speak and these arms ujuiuio, u.. DOUY " ... mv neighbors, among anu nu y -rT Ilia lamA whom l nave giuwu, uuu. god that covers the remains of those no dear to me and so lo-ea Dy me. -Before I was old enough to partici pate in irablic affairs, our country .tioiaA infn the most san- WUO JiJioJ.Mt . sruinary struggle that ever afflicted any nauon, auu uu..v. x t .-.11 .i.t 11,- ,..,i 1,,. came out 01 mm ngm. muiu uu miliated people God ever placed on this earth. When the question of severing our connection with the Federal Union was presented to my people, every man in ladkin county except thirty-four, voted to stand by the flag the flag of the Union; and , tt,o lnnw nnil bloodv davs whiclffollowed that event, the voice of my people was siili lor psace ana for the Union of our fathers. Ap- clause.l After the war, sir, we re joined the Union in good faith. We were willing to do it, and sadly and sorrowfully we planted the ivy over win. lin,l fallen in me ki"co , , . battle, smoothed the sod over their last resting places buried in the all animosities and ail U:.l.. mfliV.pMllUIR. and looked for ward with hope to the restoration of fraternal feehugs with the people of n ...,), nt thia exeat land. ' Wn ra ed to tile old najr. "ait tIJC0,r! YORK, i'w ..I rauieu u w tr" K 1 ' . . ..... . Li .1 nv. ml atand there -jrtiox lr1 a. . to 4 . K.-s- 1 herence to Uie principleg of the Ee .r., u B. W. COKBETT. ,.i.u,. norftr hrninatlT and sincere- -1, wUVUSU' iiy believfn&Vhatthat party .Ion, could rosiore 'peace, harmony and prosperity to this nations Sir, I fmva vanevata fnv fliA.nflaf,. for tin man can truthfully, t&y that I was actuatea ay- any motive save suai oi pataotio devotion to my State and countiy; and to any gentleman who may be inclined to reflect upon the course A am, aoout to taiie, a wui say ll.nl 1 nm na rtnnA DEI fnl T InVA my race, I. love the Anglo Saxon race; and an honest, desire to pro mote., their, interests . lias eeen as much the motive principle in jmy hoart as in yours. 1 supported the reconstruction acts of Congress and the several amendments to the Con stitution, because I thought they wore right. ' 1 believed mat as tne .nlnvail man '.wan to'livfi anions'- US. Christianity, humanity and sound polr icy demaned that he should have all the legal and political rights which we enjoyed. It will,make hint a bet ter member of the 'community; will serve to quicuen ma oetier impulses; nrlll finiiQO liim L, SMfkic fill Aflucation. and enable Jiini to study the same book from which' God intended that all raoesj and all toolors, and all na- :AnAi;Knn clinlili Inarm frren.ll twithft and great principles I cheerfully accord uie uiacn uiuu an nrinlaaaa . Bn " with that. Mr. ha fllinnlil be content Hut, instead oi tins wnat ao we Boot Tl,o RAniiVilican narv of the North. .Wt . W a' few ' c'aniet-baErors in Congress from- the soutn, not neca- TOl,itn RormliliMns nf the South. turning a deaf ear to all our entreat ies, disregarding our teehngs ajid wishes, have ''passed through the 1A,. TTMaa a njl will nflJIH thl'OULrh the Senatei bill whioh;,wiU enforce equality among wrtaeeB-"-r-'t.:' i Kii. T liovo aiiimnrted the Keriub- lican party with my best" energies and with whateyer talent 1 possess, but whenit comes to this; when .my riinna nA imtaat.n.v.innnL and those iODiJUgt, Mli. , - of mv constituents, and some of the native white iiepuoiican? oi , tuo South are entirely disregarded and trampled "upon, my heart, my judg ment my love for my country," my inA tm mv vano 'for mv friendH and - -J nMiofitnnrifa nnil fill whri are near and dear to me, speak in thundor iad fA mo ti halt., nnf stir one steo. KIUU. " " " 1 ' ' r,n inn .fdrtrlAP. in tllB SUDTJOrt OI any party which will thrust such an iniquitous measure upon us. - ivon- tinued applause.; " ; ! i i aii- T ai-innal to' everv .' White Republican throughout the 'borders of our Htate, l appeal w ovoiy uu in 'Wnili Carolina from the moun tains to the sea-shore, never never to support any party oi men wuu :ii o,,ri hniiiirniitoiis measure wan tww ouv - i" , . .ioni rAniiiiniBfl.f If this UUUU Vli J-a. 1 J J J." blow, Mr. Speaker, should fall only upon the men oi tue iauu, it wuum not be so hard to bear. .. AVo ' are made of sterner material and could stand it better. . ; But,, sir, it aims at amalgamation, ito nW. in to bint out all distinction between the races, it aims to obliterr ate the mark which the greai writer i,a t,.uJ nif.li the nencil of nature upon the brows of the two races. . ,, . ' QC 1 I ll,rt V.,11 And then, sir, tna eneui i uo striie' luost heavily upon that class of our people whom we should moat zealously guard and protect. , I mean the women oi our ntaie auu flioud- Applause. oit .is lor uieiu, sir, that I stand here to-dayand raise my voice in denunciation of any set of men who will thus trample un der foot their tenderest feelings and most sacred rights. . Applause. . Mr. Bpealcer, 1 stanu nure iu-uiy , i : i.t.ni nt tlm mnthera. and .,.,.1 IniKvlitoro nf tills land. I appeal to every white mart in this . rli . 1 artv nn.rl.v land never again vj nuow. "j j.--- oVmnlrl Hiv thuslacerateourfoslings, and disregard our appeals. Ap plause. It is useless ior mo i" ui- n..nn 4-Iia rriin uinna A.TI i? pffoctpi of the I3UDB WO pui-i" CiYil Rights bill. It has hoen read IIUIU-JKOJJ CTUMIMM" " ' j ;tQ aWnt-a will rm TfiiT,mineuum tWU iVP if blest and . the highest dwellings in our land. - - ijnnTV Mi- Hnnnker. 1 am an AUU n , i . swerable to but one people for my action here.' I am answerable only to the constituency that gent me here. Since I have been a member of this General Assembly I have en deavored to carry out their wishes; and when a measure came before this Legislature I have not enquired as to what party originated it; but my only enquiry has been as to wk ether it was right and to the in- f noonlA nf tllA Rfilte. I am natiafled, Mr. Speaker, that my consUtuents will endorse my course in our past legislation ior umi hoa lwn the controllinff principle which actuated me. I am farther confident they will endorse roe in the course I am now taking,' for , I told them in the canvass last August that I was nonesuy, siucereiy mm unalterably Apposed to the Civil iiirrlitii Tiill. nnd would do all in my power to defeat its passage. (Ap- l . -r . ,1 il.l il ll.l ; plause.) A lunuer wm aom ui. . il. ,nAat,M wni atlAITIIltful til be lillO I1ICIM.UU.W 1 forced upon us I would forever sever 1 .! :iu 11,- i. i,i;n Bay connectioii wnu mo party. Relieving me sincere in my i,.,i,. tlinv uuxtk me the lorcest vote ever given any candidate m my county since the war. i nuuia iibib my own heart and my knowledge of my constituents ten me mat wry will tuianimoualy second me in the X mm irw taking, i Annbiuse.i And, now, Mr. Speaker, one word to Uie colored members- on una noor, an1 tJia fvilarfid men of North Carolina. It is not enmity toward you that prompted me to tiiiscouriie. I have none but the kindest feeling v ta fiiret iwinlA. ami th wbie peopieof Oie State are with on that; but my aesire 10 ffraiuy ui colored people can not lead me to ,llun.rmr,l the melini'a and social rights of my own tae. (Applause.) My connection with the Anglo baion .a nt a f tniin. .5i irA ii.rartAr than that which binds me to your ni AmilaiiBn i Tim . Civil 1 est svmnathv. and this is one creat lui.u. v..rr- y , . I - -"1 , , , .. " .1 Eights bill is the most unlortunato reason . wny 4. snouiu oppose me , j. . i i .-1 i - 1.. i,i rA I ' - Tf ami, .-1st lliAm nn rrnnil laW tnai COUI.U. ' ever UU enElUbOU ivi I aiDnomn. j.w iuw. w. &vvu, your race'.!.' i- See to 'it that none of it may do them great harm; Raised .,,. oV,,icBa its nvivilArroa 11.1 lin with that raOS from childhood. TUU1 cwubwm j-..-.. . . t- . . L ...,r i...,A4-. fn tr.t V.nAoiiaA if. I lunil an thAv have nlwnvs trPBn to me forces every man who loves his fami- in every emergency, ! regret from ly and his blood to sever nis poim- myneari., iubi any uuumuv muuia ."Li i:., T lmvn haw avi'ra'' whidh' wfinlil raSnlt' in .Waii.WI voup tiAonle in; their rirrhts serious injury to them, and for which . a J r.l.'..A Amin l nwA -r vacmnnail-tlA .' !-ii"i'i' ' irom every Biiuuip ux my unuvo uouu- iwdj at-v uwv . - - XT, ana l navo bujuu uj m uio vwu-w ) fijuio i, wfei.-.v tu.VUy. Ot QU ObaifO UUH UU1C11UUU. ,W U ulmv "J t- if vonr race without fee or reward of these kind an innocent people, aud J . i 1 Al A, I Al'fl MAnann nlnrkA T CtnAal AH T rlfl anT Kinti; ana one 01 u uxuau uiono-1 uua icouu uiuu a. - "J -. - 1 IIP- nhAn T rle. I 4liia mnrninrr . , ' ; k.if.-I ,! i 1. .Jtfft HUL Ul IA4J nn ""f" v i ani" ( 1 J J -.,U1 n rvinri rxf vr1 I I TVTl Rnfifl.L'AI'. SOTllfi OI mVi.f 116 color, who was my playmate in our toay, condemn my course on this "boyhood. ' I have kind feelings1 for great and vital question, but to be vour race, 10s groutuuo vn.ua im wuiuotoui "v r . . T them. - You have been firo in the have had anything to do in political ..:i.' .j ,'r, tiA aiimmar far lifo T nmilrl tint remain silent urjon a WllltOl (bliu DiiwvMj r- i. - l i." tlie white people of tliia cou JU-y, ana qiuesupn tnat involves. ; mo . muvuiAivu ii -i.t.i-. rf no. rtf flm orftsif. American neome.r I A,M mr.lt iititir iltam Tn'-riAfBnri vhh in harniild be a toward not to etfpress the vour propel sphere and sktion; but serious i convictions of a heart mat J r . i . .. I. tin nW.miAi'ifv imil hftnni- we can never, raceivo yvv.' wu howtoi-ji.i'iw w uwp." - i-xr- of social equality Ion may call it ness of my people regardless of . ... .-f'- ' 1i u aa1 TUn aiv T rBnflat. that 1 toousa pnae, jou miiy li.-iiiiigi""""- uiviv f-""i i" ..-, less prejudice, 'but the God who know, not what course my friends .-. ,,iil. ..1.,,1 li Vhtt- Smiil-I miv talro ' lint I Sneak 10 myself. subseauent education.-, nurtured it, and my noble, honest,' mountain and all our nature, an our hhbiwia- iuumeiwvuoii , . . ations have implanted m us the prin- not to.be. mista,sen, in me hui"" i..i..ia: 1. .ii,i. n,nnit,ni inat a Ano nf nnv rrreatest statesmen. cipie mtii) it io nut iiguw, iwwv. j"" I " o . . n.ri ii a. AfiaTi toiiiV (mm. live or die. Survive or racesa should mingle together) on perish;" I sever my connection With 7 . i f3i t k l.,w( I nl !, : fawiAa aiidll nhlfifltion. ; In, conclusion,, Mr. .Speaker, ! able and destructive restrictions upon know notwhatcoiu'se others may taKC the people qi uieooum.. , 01' hOW tUlS act Ul mmu iubj w nuuoiuim wv --0, viewed by the public ; but, acting tad- the Senate in an eutire.body crowded der the convictions of my own judg- into the, densely packed hall . and mBiitand heart, and acting in ac- were silent listeners to. the able and cordance with the. pledge ! made to well delivered address.!- He wasfte mv constituents; I declare 'that, this quently interrupted byioudand pro- measure oeing ioiceu up"" no, uugou,i.iit..", .7. forever dissolve my onnootibtt wifch hwith his remarks a death-like Btuiness the Republican parly, , (applause; nuii pervaaou w . i -ii. 11.. ,i. ,,,.l . 41ia hanil analtinrr Whs tosum- auymyseii ww um bio, pj ,i" muTO! a is how building Up in Jihe South and edr; ml an nli a anfiiifi we fear it will ,1 i.IA.Ai.iAn.nf rlrttiL 1 Mi V,A ni. minil nlojisurei to look stitutional government and the purl-on again, .fo give n faint idea, we i -j.i ,.i..7,i: rliBiAitrln.Sn,Tnn , mill aav t int it was more llliO uuiu r' j i i.j. i..u,.t an,l Uo nl,l fiialiinrifld camnmeetih" scene race 01 oui-yiBiiuiimi. vva-.j"'1 , " . , ,1 , , 3 : 1 . - '"o J oiwiViitio' A nvnr flaw; wwilvii . Frn?eS ttTrr:' n,..MMlX ; "rr.iraiAP h tl : most , heron- 'i ineueiiverv ui jjx-. vAiDiiinAA.wb, -1-4" .. - - , out was cool.calmand dehDerate, lean ellorts, nnoiiy aecurea " ' , , -i-.Al.-i .1 XV - rir,lrfSf1 Wllr t.hfl flOr plause he was greeted with, he evinc- to reply to the resolutions, but the T"":iili' ,i.i' .ha M. i-f nf nwio hfl n(r Mised that the ed no exci-euieun i'"ii f"in o -- . .7, . ,. ... i i-.:.,. :u.w' I i,.l,, :iin r nnt; .before the lorciuie ieeiiiif wun iuijiiwoi - - torv won the Rdmiiitioniof foes and House, he was ruled down and thus . . ... -wt 1 .1 1 ' 1. I 11. . - 1 ... . .. friends alilie. ne ciosea ms iw uw wxuw L-miii-nt ; i , amidst the loudest demonstrations of Mr. Dula moved a suspension of applause tnat we uavo oroi .i-iiii i mo - - - - ali . . ,ii ..! 1 'i. 11. .:l fan li1 iilnv any assemblage, air. istapies, ui lurauu. vuo bi.ouio. m , 7 Y, " J V, . 1. i 1 1.. j". t .1 -.1 .1, 1 ma il in tlimimir, ail uUUIordi WaS.lUo Jinaa iwj iubj. iui- uvav,' a. n 1 0 ! ward to trrasa the hand of his life-, white representatives, representing Ions friend, who had now broken white constituencies will follow tne O . ' , , . T .i . rm... I 1 . ll,n.,A lrrt Tinfnntin frfln- the only bar uetween mem. i exaiuino w ,..,.. came over iu'an excited group a host tlemen. We hear it stated that Mi . t. 1- i jAH. tii. TTAafAvn TiBniiWinnn members continued for several minutes, : , have nteady determined to act with Ordev being restored, major j , .ii. tneir leaaovs; e-oepi. ". . ..-rr'n..- .ii.1 f It.mm.mliA wlin, IB as Vet Unde- T OOte. 01 V11HH, uiuna ill". .mi... , " - - - , , 'r, T '.1, il thnf hna -Ia,1 - Tlilk W llliav that 1.6 haS been said by my , friend, Mr. Glenu." the manliness to come out and plant .. - .. ' j A., 1 l. : nriiiKnlrr utAntl n TO111T.P Ttl RTI Here the excitement was nwue luttajop i uuhwwh nuitoy 4-t. nn nnrl ilR Riinlfiiise trom I basis vAAUAA U'Vlj m..- " A A . 1 every '-pan 01 i '. fcs; p1mj,- bounds. Jfixtreme1 itepuDiicoiin uo- . " r -.37- 1 , , in. uads of two and three While he was President a pardon in the lobbies, and seemed to. oauus case was brought to mm py an ium IU luo mvw l TAn.aaaa. InwvAl IllB nAlO-mTOP and A nOKSE NOT YOUR W.lf E'S COUB1.V. J "oountvy gentleman recently airived at Boston, sod immediately repaired to the bouse of a rclativei-a. lady who bad married a merchant of that oity. The parlies were glad to we bim. and invited him to their home as hia home, as he deolared his inteu ijiou of remaining, iu that city but "day pi' two, , ;: ,( ,,. ,-';.. i Tim tiii.lifiml fit ha lnd'v. anxious to ihaw bis attention to a relative and r,.:n,l AfKianira tnnb t.ha nrnntlAmnn'fl bow to Hvei y, stable in Hauover 6)treot. , f.',, ....r j ,;. , :.. ,';. y. I Finally the visit boame a yisiU '(ion, and Uie . merchant, after' - lapse if eleven' days, !lnimd besides boanl iiirr and ilodgiug the: gentleman, a pretty ooneiderable bill had run up t the livery stable. Therefore, be went to the nian who Kept tne Btauie arm told mra wlien ne iook xne norse no would pav;the bill. i bJ i zU-o-h: j iffVery good, eii',". , said the stable Itcepor; "I understand yon.', ,m U. , An,..linrtlir in n alini'l. liiTlB. ill. flobntr gcDtleman went to the stable and oruorea bis norse to os goi i ouy. Tbe bill, of course, was presented. 1; 1 iiOh," said the gentlsraaiij'JMr. Aiv VBlnlivo. will nnv thin.'? 1 iiVorv -ivoll air." wilri tli stable- inon. .. ''1'PlAn.A' (vol. ftn 'nnlArli'OlTfl him H Itiwill be the same oa money." T rfha hnvao was nnt nil. Atrain. and . ,. - - ,. r, , down went the country gentleman to iOg Wharf, .where the merchant opt." " - " - - jeWollj? said he, "I am goiiig now." j '.'.Ai'ejouf ;'eaid the moi)hant,"Well, gocil-by,,ir.".ii , ... ,.,1; ,,. ... j "Wall, about the horse the man says the bill must be paid for hie kocp- ;n(y.ll. .1. .:ia..'.Ju..,..l 1.''. . : . "Well, 1 snipoie" that is all right." "Yes, well, but', you ' know I'm rour:wife' cousin.)?;;. ! ; ir . .1.,.. 1 UT I .. 1 ,'Aes,; uta me ruuiqiiaui,, xj aiiuw, but yqur horse is not.!' ' , HitNfimvHiiiisS'AtiD DbatH.A voting lady, Mlle. de ;'' . B oI t"088 abnormally sensitive oeiuga wuu seems to be born into this world only to 'flicker and die out, has just died cessivolyi nervous disposition, : the aliirlifnut. Amntinn DVuilucinrr a nor- tous attack. 1 As she grew older this tondonoy increased, rather than di miiiiuViA?! 1 Trio rnnitnl nf nnafTectiriEr story would throw the poor girl into dispair. Some three months ago her mind, was oompioteiy . deranged in Phrenology and PhyMlognomy (or U75.K IP I UAD LIMSUKB. -, 'Tf T linil toaRilVA. T wnnlil; riiir that woali place in my fence," said a fanner. Ho had none, however. nn.l nrliilA ' rlli l.-itl tf nif lllt. li.til, n neighbor, the cows broke in and in jured a pnmo piece or com. tie had leisure then to repair his fence, but it did not bring back lis corn. . i "it A had leisure, said a wueet wriMit.'lnAt Wintor: 'I would altsi my stove-pipe,' for I know it is not safe." , . But he did not find time, and when his shop caught fire, and burn ed down, hq found; leisure to build another. . 1 ".' ," ' " "' ' ; "If I had leisure," said a ineclian ibj! "I should have my work done in rtfinann.". Tim mnn fliiriVfl liin .time has been all ocoupied, but. ho was not at worn till alter sunriBe; he quit work at five 6'clock, smoked a cigar afta HiTiiiAi. anil anaiif i.vaft hmlva Ml the street talking nousense ; with, an mier. .. tf. ,. , ..... . "If I had leisure, ' said a merchant, llnck, I 1 0(1 1 3 HO I 4 IHJ I 9 011 lin. t 2 m I 8 l I 7 HI r. . ! .1 a nil I a at 4 mr-'l 4 oa r 7 no a - fior. 11 no t mi K Coif t 12 Oil A Col. 1 10 (10 1.1 011 1 I'Ccit. 1j 6(1 :J 00 1(1 (Mi l ( I i SO I 19 (III (Ml I :;o (Id r. (HI '1 00 "I . i ... 1 m 00 I (.D I let . Luiioe . noHcep ih Ilia I,.:ie,,l ('alantaf., itcnl ncr lino, nicli inridfto. . ... i li'orluyil and ti;m..i'.iit inlv('r(i..f.d!i'nN Iter HfW.ire ol 12 lllli..., r tins first ;;;,i. andl 00 rr af,Biti Oir, t-u-k. m Hcqucut doitiiin. ... , 1 1 rapidly and inooherentiy. .... r ... - " l 11A0TO6S lOOKCU WUUiluu uuni dsemincr to BaV ill tKaiMMnumt ..Who- and what U1DU ao"w"" - ' next? Order, i, was, nnauy restprea, and jllajor '-, ITote 'proceBded. ;j Said X read with mortifl. Tenessee lawyer, his neighbor and flllAAll '1I1A AANA. .Wa.H Una Ul U11UBIUU hardship, involving the remission of wrongful, fine. The lawyer had fot it through tne Arapartment 01 ustioe, and 'carried it direot to the Prooi.li.nl. in nrdsr: to . secure : his client against imposition ' and extor- b"i "MB. BPEAKK". t ronu wiui aiuiwr a-.-. - cation on Sateday; morning last the tion, as the document should bo ro- telegrauis announcing the passage of turned, through its crcumlotious of- .. , t, . ... 1 -I 'll i n.- 1 ... fimnl AiiaiiTiAia. ' ,Tnhnson had the tllB IJ1V11. AvlgntS U111.4U luo ani -V-. - VA" o " :r , 1. ,..1., n. I in liio Wil.i nil tunB about, to House olLiongress. , A iiubuuhu 1 r . -- , . . to come into tnis House and express sign 'Bob,V, , says he, "nobody w a . ,t a., 4i. io. I rrniniy in mnkfi anvthinff out of this. HIT tfifiJintTB 111 reUUXU W. HUM awwjvi,. 1 v. I - - 1 " . ' m- coudemnaUon o!) the action ,of ff Uont?res, uut my inuuua luuuym iu . - bestT that as the bill has gone back tore up the Pon an, J threw it into to the Senate, it might be premature his waste basket. Says he, if your . . . . i. 11.:- mnn'a ..liiA fin fAA a lawvAr . he a an e to take a dooidea poBinon jbs iuiin . . "IT, time. . But,. Mrv Speaker, as my r,.;,.,..l fim Vnlliin. Mr. Glenn, has thought proper to Introduce resolu tions this morning eiqjnKMiug uiiiju sition to the recent action of Con to pay his fine to the Government." A party of mon animatedly engag- QU 111 ,.v"...3 f"- . naitnii.1 .t.Ai'A fttimntcd the attention 1 to the recent action vi voa- - - ,,,,,,.,. 1 upon Civil .Rights,. I ask the ot an .gnoaltoriil.j "Ihore . indulgence of the House a few min- someiutn , ,w n Li.. At T mnv ant mvsolf rirfit be- served to 1I wife; aud drawing in fr, the world on this grave question, t his team, he liahtly sliou tea Mon Raised as I was in the old Whig doo- " che trines, and a mo-iong opposiuou wi, -- ----. niu.,i.,. Snl. nf th. bomocratic was the sardonio reply. The a2ed .& . ,,..,.... , . I ,;,, Itiiri.t awor. some and drove on party, under tne precepia 01 iuyi--- father in the good PM oounw of T,nW ' nf f!arm.i. iuttfcd Iredell, where he still lives, as if.-, '; nt the hich- exponcnt of the old Henry Way doc- "-J,, hsT0g,. wanted trine, I a lied my-elf at an early day but iut M they were SifrZTakin to Z o -l-doUo':? w jiu v.0 . , . .nr a ha it t,HO IIT1 WflI.Ii (ll)WiI Mill one in which. I had been educated, f," LT,A,t,,rrl,(lar,ltl.e polls closed I have always been opposed to ex- ' .m waB: ..Grettt Coisarl tremes in politics, adoptmg for my T,m nM , iim t. voU' course that of .rodeno Wd : or- for olistitutional , amendment ancie- t?l1??,?.Zl.T$L prohibitins bribery at election" ,, IWlliWft WU1VU 4. Av J" v.w 1 - .mi 7 ji.'jiij 11 l.ni r. -rmirARent With U1V noble I . ... "wuu r , - ,v , v f TIia widnwflr'a inf hag been iPO coUeague on my rBmhl-'-tl to TTtXZl be breiy wUo it lasts, but it is not en l?-.r. eonstniftod to endure the rude as- rAnrTiofi. fortbatiurnoseof saults of tuao.! A Connecticut man mllJ3J IZ who. only last spring, threw himself Uiat measure out 01 aoout z.uuu votes , , " ' " ,,,, 1,, ' ; " ,.,t. 11,a rarinoirileg of hishes fell out, has. since had three that old party have always been held dear by tho people of that, county. But sir, in the last compaign, when rr.it Ahnprrrid tlV Til V flTiTKlimiHH I.MftT. Ul ROO ia(5l 'J I'U we were in favor of tho Civil Rights Bill then before Congress, I stated I women following him around for al imony. Mrooklyn Argut. TTava iu a fiAAt. whft flflVHl 'J'lU giti tinir aaiII v 1111 tlm strand, that stretch- 1,. il.. ali,w'A l,ri,lf' Anil. n. il,a 15,-li then . M'lUIU VUuyimi, a rmwu w ,' . . . on all occrsioni, on the hustings and day slips slowly by, I idly fold my in private, that I did not believe our hands and think.' Whilst he w sit- . . , ... ,1. II t . 1: u xt.A ,.l,..t ;il. 1,11a linmlM mends 01 tne iiunu u imijmum.a that alximination upon the people of his family at home way be mulenng ., ,. .1 f.,il,. T l.,l.l I ,.. 11,a nAiiAaaA.-iAanf llf.. lie sllOlllil tUe OTUIU UOT, luivuui, A . . . 7 , 7 11 1 r Uiat if they did, 1 could not, nor slarmish around before the day glips rnnl.l nnt rriv. UT suiiport to the Slowly DV, and secure Wf uu Bl party that passed such an unfair and I ging a cellar, i:,- ,- C..a. .... f 1 Ri.uiiran Frnm AlATAriilri comes CliiAatar 1 nav w now. thai if the the romantic elorr of a lovesick .I1 . ii 't- II. .1 Cll 1 -.1 1. U JtX,..t... fnlllAP "W. Senate OI wie luiwi owwr concur i nmi'icu wiiu, iih,iiiiwmci iw. consequence of her being crossed in love, tind consequently this sensitlve- ., AM.nUlnKlaAiifii . All inaanta IIOIIQ KloiT limiaiij would become to her an object of in tense anxiety. She would watch the fluttering or a uutteriiy witn an fuisu an,! wnnlrl nnlv rAo-ain composure on seeinir the insect alight upon some floweret. , Finally, acting upon medi- n.n.l nrlvinA. she wan transfoiTed to the l :inl a Villa 17.wi.fti.il Hia Tinnr UUDpimii m lura uiH.u. i girl died the other day , the immediate cruse oi deatn peing mentai Buuer ing produced by the eight of a cat i....f...:..-. iun UUVOUllll 1101,10 Mini, , THE CONPATKHK D1SAST1SH., Tlnln',1. tt iIia Vimniiin nf tllB Kno lish emigrant ship Cospati'iok, reoeir. all tin 4tvnn mnil. arid In ill. hni'. ror of the scene as briefiy sketched ill .Ati nalila rll.natnhan. Tt. will he I'R- rnembered that this vessel, a wooden ailing .hip, was bound from London to Hew Zealand, with four hundrod amlnpanla Anil A AVAiV nf fni't.V mfln. Shewasburned'while near: the Cape of Good Hope, and ol the vast num ber ou hoard only four escaped alive to laud. One of these died soon af ter being picked up; so that we have a loss of life of four hundred and Ihiettt inuanl ; 'fearful aiim.lolal. Tiie wretoueu survivors urntoa ior ton days in an open boat, without mntni'nl fnnil m munnB nf aiiat Annnmi . Tbo little party dwindled by dogroes, 1110 living UUQIBlil!j uu lio uuuiwn ui the dead, until a panning ship desoried ftinm and limit IliA fnnr MlirvivillO' suf ferer to St. Helena. No word, of aiim Ann ilBanriliA fliA hnrrnra nf t.hftt, brief voyage in the boat on the open sea. Those , who recollect tho stories of shpwreeks and voyages on raits an ai,ai.t narrnlnrl tiv nfil writnra. mnv form some idea ot tho harrowing talo tlisse men have to tell. The Ions of the Cosnatrick is a fearful lesson lo the civilized world, It is, not the first of the same tragical nature, but the completeness of the disaster will . :, . . I .. I : Cauno It w yo ivu rouiouiooiwu. A fssliionablo author took a novel to the Paris Franca!) for publication, and was eordially received. Calling again, bit mannaorlpt was coldly re turned to nun. ineeunor toiu uuu lo look at page 37, winch lie did and found tbe .following! "Here be was Kjlzsd with an inusistiblo dosiro to lumber, i Was it surprising? lie had lerusod,two oolumns of the Waneait. A Winn liAA.rt ..nil ft pleasant ... ... ...q -- - i , . countenance are commodities which a man should nevor fail to take home with him. , They will best season his fu.il . unA anflBii Ihh nillovv. It is a great thing for a man that his wife and children can truly say oi nun: "He never brings a frown or unhnp piness across his threshold. " TT,,o ifn Kwn i flmiv Tliahirue hetween two bachelor gourmands I' ll Tw ilnav fnlliiw I'va inat AtlLmied n cook, a woman of mavelous talent." "Is she married?" "No, and for that reason I am afraid I shall loose her." "On, then, you must not hes itate." "What must I do?" "I be seech you to marry herl ' '.'T wnnlil nav rnnrB Attnntinn to ' ftc counts." The chance is,Jmy friehd, if you had leisure, you would prob ably pay less attention to the matter than you do now. The thing lacking wit, h nimrlrAila nf farmora wlin' till tliA anil ia: nnt rnnvA lflianrfl Vnif. mnm resolutionthe spirit to do to do now., i If , the farmer who sees the fauna in a iinnr onnilif.inn wnnrl nnlv act "at once, how much might be saved, ltwould prevent ureocny cat flA nrnniiniy nnnmilii niiimirv iinirrli. linra flint in, minv naaBR tArminftlA in law suits, .which take, nearly all they , are uoeu wqitu to pay tue lawyers. ' ' ,': ' ' ' ' ;' ' GaNiiiwii FuEMotrr.-r-rlle isnoW old aud bent. His face is deoply chisoll- Ail liv tlifi I'livrnwinif linml (ir tlnin. His eyes are slightly bloared; his cueoic poiios stanu out as prominout as those of a Sioux chief, i Iron, gray wltial.-Aii' nlnanlu 1 I'immoil iIawII frmn the base of his jaw-bone, grow dov. n t : ii. i.. ,,T.i. ' r.r.- S....1.1. .,:.,: ujiuii inn ijuiii noun., iiiiiuuiAuiui in vnt. n. dark ii'nn-ornv.'' rind is worn quite long. ; it is combed well for- vai'd, ftuu hangs down in. irons oi his ears. A well jWorri booiver, 'set n i.,.i l.,'.. i..i. . i,r;.,i,t VIOll uiaui iiiiuii iiin iiwuiii, u miiii scarlet comforter; a gray twood light overooai, anil a naiK smi oi . uuuu clothing made up the general articles l.iu .tA Wa lnnl-a IUMa ISVa 11A ua .alio wuuuq, , iv, mu.iv uv hero ol the Rocky Mountains, whose ;i : T" :.rj..i:i EVkrn of 185(T, always represented im with Ion;? curls in the gavb of a westorn frontiersman, ohavgnig apace upon a firey charger, broathing the smoKe auu nra oi moouy war. 4.11 is said that Fremont is trying to get some allowance from the ffovernriient for his past services in ! the wtst.-- WaHltmgwn Aeiter u 7 1 THA fcOWHJftifN. l IH.f (HPlll, Wril.WMI B.T -rn -uu- ,(if", m. ta" -(.h inowf- iiaiititnl buHifd trf ftn ivcr wrtui'iii we itiiTii rcim ti..-mi rm: 'iiinroliianlarontvliiiiiHi ami (lUi'liM ! larfinii-nl ail nufu lion. "J , hnth Iweit aaltl, for all who tile Some liSiUng. ijlf-cdhig Iwarf, irt igh - ; 1 O'cv&vfiy blor. 1 8t lu tliut hour ol pah awlfhml j 1 Who will draw ueiuf Arouiia my hum We eouofe aticl slied . :u , -On fitrtrvffU Lear? ., ,jt i , , Xudwpiieimlr, r r1 Ana boolihe my spirit on ttg w7 , Win hnw nraVfli'T 'w, " Wbnt' inourncr round uiy Bier Wiif eoMi, I in weeds oE-woe . , , r And WnowmcfcomylongUoinfft-" , yf lion ivlnsoa my eltucy - 1 Wlw iwro affecttoa toil, . ..r , Ji r.r p 1 Will come ana weep .t , By tho ptilM inoon ImpbintUiftrtw i.vl.. i , I. pou iuy JJreVist,, ,f . : , ,j r- And bid ItchPermydnrkeerrOso, . .. , f . . Mv lowelvrost? 1 l- - - r T 1 ! I f f 3 (pon id I Uut know, wlion I an ftlReptns ,r r r l ' T nn In Mi ft frronnd. " (ue faililifnl heart would fihew. bo kcp(8 ! . iwatou all night round, .3 , ,s . ? ks If some gom lay shrined bournt h iThfttWHl'scoHlHlfKjm, - t " i t 1 Aud light tns tomb, ymn that hour, If lootiH.-, : j v.-...-v. f, Fvotn ViaUsof i'Icw. tt . Atrdnefluty ifeenc( ons wmrld tci.t 1 j f In secrecy, ' ' Aildcoiiio in and riJtaiKl ff!by-mr . , . i 1" ' In ititrhts delvnoOn. 1 " Oh. H would "ltf luffiaory 'M.f w'i t'; I Jfo othsr Ijoqii. ( - ... (. ( .. . Bttt fth ! n.lonltor fate t uihK . A, tfecpoy oo, , ! j lmm all 1 1(jv In vouta s syvel tmu v , , ! 1 llJNXWI lTlUUfcRO: " ' ' ,fc Dtnyn touikJ mp mv paH kWs f w-iHo, In iliii-lr tul . . . , . fo tilfcp througft ddaLbli tong dreatnlf fwUv-U - paid . Uli iha finn nf th HouHfl ftnd Uiis bill is made the law of the land, I would not be true to my constitu euu to co-operato with them longer. lite colored people 01 uie oowa hara alwAjt and hftf now iny great-1 recover. bid th Una," put all herloWa let tem into a bunhel baakei, set fire to them, and tbira sat down in the flki-rtM mith mntmdaX intAdtioni. She wu badly bumd, but in likely to nniiiiT wn "Rir fPlinrA -ia' n. 1 lYnnrl - - ' 1 - r ..i ii.l .. j i: r i n-..inn story ioiu oi a cemuu xjumiuu injiiui of Divinity, whose name they spell with a A man nf tlin same nnlllA iliAil ami o KAnlnilH llAwMimnAV fellow, seeing the death in the paper, .. .1 i.i-r-.i. a a- T . - ,.L anu iiiiuiKiug oi :ur. x ., wrow. u munu entnusiastio omtuary; v a. wag miei Dr. P.. the next day. ."What 1 you ar not doadf he said, "well, then you ought to be. No man can live up to that obituary. " . . , :---w--t-.'--.i,,..,. ..: '.'I '. A Tluuiivti. 1'IIT v WmifWii 11 m -wlMlA "wickedost man in the world" has bnan fmind. Hia name is Walker. of Fremont, Ohio. He went West and swindlod his partner iu Toledo out 01 an tue goous ne una WKea will. liim ' Ia null, llA il 11(1A1(-All lli. wife, who was a young lady; scooped his father out of 01500.00 and his miit.in-inlni-r mil. nf a amallni imm oudwhen last heard from ; was still going West. ,., , A Gukat How. At a dancinc nurtt in Western Kontucky, the . other with thoir babies, some young men changed tho clothes of the infants whuo their parents were dancing, .i ml.aa ll, i ,ri,v.nlli, T1,a following day there was a great row, and, as the families livod miles apart, it took several days to unmix the cnuiireii. Cflrntiilma. iln vnn l.nnir wliv I Cllll mo up in the sky so fur?'' aukod Clmr- Hi, A lid la fn.i,, on,. nl,l llX'n ill-. dear, why is it)"' said graudma, bend ing nor eye oager to eatcii ana romein- liar ilia wiiia .nvliirr nf l.lirt nrr!Binu.a little pot. nocauBo tueie is noiuiugi ill the way," replied tbe young philos-l opner, resuming; ins nun ouomiuui ro-1 search, and graudma her knitting. j , , , -.m--i.-.r---. ..i ,, BBTTJ.lt. It is to be hoped that Benjamin Wosl painted bolter than he (polled when he wrole to Mr. Hop. kinaon from London that ha was painting a picture for King Ueorgo, of " Young lluiioble swaring at the alter," and signed it, "Adno with antoem." .A Detroit man who was not used to the work undertook to slaughter a bog the other day. In the struggle a knila disappeared, ami, incieiliulu as if annum., it tun. all nrwiil'ila ili.nnvAi. ed that the bog had actnally swallow ed it, handle aud blade, , . i A iliarnanABliiil inn nauftil ilia fntlini "VVby is noiBbbor Smith's liquor store like a countoiioit dollurr" "1 can t tell, my son." "Because you can't pass it, said the boy, 1 hat boy got a lentiior medal m tne sn.iiie ot a number ten boot. ' wi I l ' .11 In a hot tho Jieecliei jmy. Wmu impiovcs Willi age, but kuws (lOU't. ... .. i' ...t i i Ilusli tnoimy-rllie nioiiuy baby s niii'so. .,. ' In vogarii to tho tax on whiskey, llial's easily rootiflod. - A Williamsbiir-'h vmmaii h.is an aililh'inl jiw. Did he wear the) o'Jior one out" , . r TliMAA alnrmv Snniiav evellUH.S ate weakening the coal liius of IuiihIich , with mlorcslins uangutera. M,-u TTnlmi.a nT ICal.irt Kinm inhi- mv npfinrdni'i. tn lior own statement.' is "oioU oi the boal bus ness." ; Tvrnlal-ntia la .(lnnlitlBRnf hnma ere Ihla and o-otlinr. mixed no under tho : cross , qusstiouiug of Mis. Kalakaua. ; Tbe want of the age is some otuer metliod of frecisina' a . novelist's hero , tliaii with horror. ' V , J Iluldah B. Loud is a pioniiiiont Massachusetts 'suffragist,' aDd when ' she don't shriek we suppose she talks' likethundeii. ;. j,. ... ui i.'. r f When a Comsloekor wauts ie dis'T .ni.n.in atiiitliAi. lin anvfl1 (Vhan vnu thorotighiy prospect him, you'll jiml po uannnsr, iu uuii. . , , , t 'Brother Hammond is mmiiiariy ad- dressed by the Calito.-nia minei. as "Old I'ard,'' and is in sore-ditrosi ta loaru what they mean byit., , ; - A Kentucky papor speaks of a maa who had a narrow escape from a sun ati'oko, ho having stood only (ifO feet UUII- I lllilll 1YIIU Wn BHutn, The sonff of .lie Washington youth "I want to be a lobby num. ant. in Uie lobby stand, with brass, upon my forohead and. groetibncks in my ( nauu, , - i . ,. ,,i It is, said that two Wabash avonue lnt.ni. will ait nil half tho mailt " with only one chair in the room, but that is easily explained to any one who has been there. ., i,, ) , . All the sss and buck-saw: found iu die . nim of Peinpcii, are of light make, as if coneirucled for' woman's use. Those old ancients knew their little business. ; ': "SpeakingofiniorencesH'said Judge Lord, ol Boston, !"when we see crowd at the Chaijoaton Navy Yard, wo infer, uol that there ia to be a war, but au olooiion." ' ' ' ' 'Prance out some more pancakes!" , warned William HoDuu, as he sat dt a table in Kansas Oity; and as the . waiter woman pianoe em, Mr.; Mq Duff split his ear with a bowio knii'e, A Simday-seliool boy complains of tbcfdilalonness of the officers of the school iu procuring Minister Sohenok'S: new work en "Draw PoliorV for lite library.. , .. ! ,; (.,. : , We should deailv like to sm tlie chap who prediolod this was goins; t tiT,.t, T.i.n A ulmvt man liAAAinA attached to a tall woman, and some body said that ho baa lullon in love with her. "Do you call it falling iu love?" said the suitor; "it's more like climbing up to it." . - ' 1 "A Second stroft girl was beard to re tnonttralo with her Ma thnsly: "Ha, don't get mad at me now! fommy is eoming, aud I shall be all (lustra Ud.!! . No OrmoN.-'"Iay me Uiat six and eight ponce you owe me, Mr, Mnl crony," said a village attorney. ill? ,l.tl" fiHi.. ll,A nxininn vnn ' I'Ul miUbl I. -1I luu V'I'lll,"" iv- had of mo." "Faith, I never had any opinion of you in all my life. Au Illiifos debater "lmd !'om" when he arosi and said: "Yes, gontle niu, Watoi loeo was the biggest kind of a fight, hut Washington whipped 'em like a wink!" Batchers agree that Eve was made of s spare rib. . 1,. mil.l ulntar aitliniy nil l!ia ,"(1I1B in a linen dilator mid iinlJiiiii? to the mocking bird, A woman at Tiffin, ' Ohio, foil, ami lirnlA 1ia: arm. but Aha 1'Cilld two offers ot assistsnce, because the men wore itraugers to her aud there was no one areuud to introduce lliem. "J, Gray Pack with my box five dozen quills." There is nothing re markable about this sentonca, only that it is nearly as short as one can be constructed aud, yet oonlaius the wiiole alphabet. . f Vermont oieigyiiiou a. e never per mitted tokiss the ladies they hove jmi made brides. The dear creatures put np their hands with the remark' "There, that 11 do. lv e aesn you lei lows afore. ' i A Florida railroad mado umeteen cents cloai list jen, ow is kind of au institution is tluu,: hv doesn't it got into i. )., 1 . 1 " U canal, or i .te pi . I e thiiHj or eomebouy.' "If yeu man," i'i' ' 1 n 1 b iugtou la lv n' 1 1 ' y "WOH.d 1I I W' !" tliore woula t n u i 8 and miseiy iu t' i " ' silence follow t I, a Ihh it prevail the trail, u. ( t 111 u