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Newspaper Page TextFRIDAY FEBRUARY 12, 1875. 1 . PILOT TVYMK. W -1, Ufa on the "Old Dlassaslpp." I" ' .. BI DAN DB QCTLLE. " fA's you till know, it was in 1859 that I made my famous "triumphal" start frohi the good old city of St. Quis, Missouri, on the steumor Bully Arabia for Now Orleans, and now, I propose to briefly inform you why I never planted foot anywhere within five hundred miles of New Orleans. "; " The story is of still another ease ef coolness in the midst of wreck and disaster, and prmaipally relates to "Pilot Wvlie." The Sullii Arabia, Captain Sam Bovvcn (well known at St. Louis and all up and down ' Ilia river) le t tit. Louis with "all below" .full of hay in lraies. ', We crot off about the middle of the afternoon all rikiit and went bowling along down the river at a slashing ruto. As long as daylight we did well daylight and the pilot who was tnen at trie wheel. Some time along in the night Pilot Wylie was called up to take his watch. He came up full of Bourbon as the lower deck was full of hay, but kept his mouth uliut and looked wise. Captdin Ram Bowen was as all know who lnve ever traveled much on the lower JiiRbisippi onu of the tnildcst and most eveu-tempered men in the world. He was also very po lite and gentlemanly in his iuter couine with all of his officers and men. Il appeared to be positively painful for him to swear, but some- times, in the dischargo of his duties, it became necessary for him to' do . that violence to his feelings. Captain Boweu did not discover that there was anything wrong with Pilot vVylie when that gentleman came up to tale the wheel. We went booming along down the liver at a great rate, carrying a full head of steam aiid with Wylie at the wheel, turning it back and forth in the most eedalo and exemplary man ner. Presently we sloshed into the loft bank of tlio river against some troe3 and tore out the barber-shop. Up rufihod Captain Bowen, crying: "Mr. Wvlio, how is this? You have been into the bank and have raked out the barber-shop!" j "Yes," said Wylie, "I heard a sort oi a rip as 1 boio oil from shore. On wo went again for eight or ton miles, when we slapped into the right-hand shore and tore out the pantry. . .Captain Bowen ran up to1 the pi , lot-house in hot haste. ."Well, Mr. Wylie," said ho, "you are playing hell-to-night!" ' "Yes," said Pilot Wylie, "did you ever hear such a rattling of dishes in all your life!" Without deigning a reply Cuplsiu '. Boweii turned and went below, while Wylie went un with his "serowin' on her up," as a Y;iukeo passenger termed the business ol steering , Uio vessel. " ' Away wo went, howling J ami screeching down the river, with the black sinoko streaming buck from the chimneys.'. '. - . t ::: , Wylie was industriously engaged in "sciewiu1 on her up," nnd in ring ing the engineer's bolls "tap, tap, tap I" now this way and now that only stopping occasionally to slip a small Husk out of his pocket and take a "nip." Presently the engineer sung out from below through the speaking tube " "Mr. Wylie, no man ill the world couhl niake out lliuno bolll" "Tho bells are all rightl Mind the bolls!" sehteutiuusly ausworod back Pilot Wyli.1. ' A few minutes after, as we went zigzagging down the river, we "pick 0.1 up" a siiug that ripped nearly the wjiolo bottom out of tho boat. ; , ,( There wo stuck", rapidly Bottling in about eight feet of water. Cuplaiu Bowen bounded up to tho pilot-house and said: "AVoll, Mr. Wylie, by Ood I sir, you've made a killing of it this tiniol" "Yes," said Wvlie, "I think so. Do you sro them bales o' hay a-lloat-iflg out of her?" "She's down in eight foot of wator, Mr. Wylie," said the Captain. "About that I should think, sir," said Wylie. ' After making this remark, Pilot Wylie "lit out ovor the front," and going down into tho "texim," got his old iiddlc, wlion he sat down nud went to playing tho "Arkansas Trav eler." flis busino.H was finished, and he was indulging in his favorite rec reation. A Bice moss we were in I How ever, about ftu hour after tho snag ging' of the bout, wo heard some distance down tho river a fearful howl from a steam whistle. "The Gtiuvual the llluiicut!" cried several of tho passengers in a breath. "No other boat Ins such a whistlo. It is the GlaiuuK coming up!" 'This was not the old Glauciu, as she was burned at St. Louis iu 18"ii3 or 1K,";), but was a now (llaucut, built by the sunm owners and provided with a second edition of the same unearthly whistle which rendered tho old tHaueui famous all along tho Mississippi. Well, we made signals of distress and the Clttueut came alongside, when we passengers were soon trans ferred to her docks. "Mr. demons," said Captiu Bow en, addi'CHHinr the pilot of the Olait cu Samuel L. Clemens, now better known as Hark Twain "Mr. Clem ens, I can hardly understand how you could recommend Mr. Wylie to .... i . me as neiiifr a irmui , un "I recommended Wvlie tobrr. not Wylie drunk," dryly ausworod Mr, Clemens. "Well, you see what he lias done Willi the JluHy Arubia ? He has kill ed her, sir I" "I hoe," said Mr. Clemens, "but Le docs not appear to bo utterly broken-hearted, as I hear him playing tho same old tune that he used to play whim I was a 'cub' undor him." Tho Ulaurui safely landed us at Bt. Louis, and I never again attempt ed the trip to New OrUuns, nor never again met Pilot Wylie, who, for aught I know to the contrary, may still le seated in the "texas" of the v. K f"Ki"l Jlitbj Arabia, sawing away nt its "Arkansas Traveler." 'onwr want a mvontue That BrWnjrArmaa Jneme.se from ''Bar' Creek." She wsntfd to see the "local editor," sav s a Denver paper. That is what she called him the feller that put her iu the paper. ,f or Irving Vo get a divorce; had been in town twice be lore, and now the "old man" was Jveady to go hiiui; she would just sit down and wait, alio was hound to see him, rI'O said; she wanted to see him for just a minute ou very impor tant biieinecN and she cave a new raw-hide, wiuoh was half concealed heueaih the folds of her tlies, i spilelul Hip. Our "local" shuddered ami eniole a gasllv smile. He knew wno sho was and why she was so anxious to "see that local editor." She whs the tenibll) female who hud been manied two or three weeks, and had become tired of it, and wanted a (livoreo. He hail written up the item as given to liim by her attorney, and hud innocently forgot ten to keep out of her way. JIo arose from his desk ami gave Hie ferocious female from "Bar Creek'' a seat. The seat of the man i-he wanted to see, he smilingly assured her, and lost no time in being suddenly culled away, lis "wanted to see Ljie local himself, he said; hut he would call again." Ditk Briggs stood at the door, looking at the "old man's" outfit, and wondering what llie tall rawboned, diinhle-linied young man was listening and waiting for. Diok is not our ' local," although ho does do a little that way sometimes, when he can please a lady, for Dick, whi'e Ira is an unmiiigaltd bore about tho ollice, is a good naiured fellow and as gallant as Hon Quixote. llie "local ' whispered to Dick that thero was a lady inside who desired to see him about that report of the policemen's hall. Dick was b'jck in the editorial room as iiuick as hVh. The tall, rawlmued ranchman glided rapidly after him, the "local'1 wailed in the rear. She rose and bobbed a stiff courtesy as Dick marched proudly in, ami made one ol his bewitching bows. "Are you the local editor'" said the mountain mmizoii, Dick bowed as he made his apology lor seeping ner waiting. "Did you write that ere about me':' holding out a paper folded back. Dick, supposing it was his ball re port, and that the lady was about to present him her thanks and perhaps something olno, made that latal bow. "ihen, vou iinperden.t insullin' grtod-for nolliiii', ly in' skunk,"sereum edlhoeui'agedlemalo.tskina Dick bv .the collar; "I'll jest lake itoiitou yewer moo. uw man, jest tako hold on him while I hell some of his impel denjo out of his worthless hide." The "old mau" went lor Dick, but mat ton-inert ami surnnsed youim man seemed possessed ol the strength of a buffalo. Ho left his coat in the hands of that terrible woman, turned a hand spring over the imposing stone, pushed the old man. backward lino uio uiK-uarrel, cleared tho press ai a single leap, and disappeared uowu me nacK stairs. Dick has not been near the office siuce. The "local" is in' momentary expectation of a proposition for pis tols or howitzers for two. If that trout onfculiiiiir, divorce-huiitiin: fellow comes back again the police will be summoned at once. NlllCHIIM.V CANK. II is plain that, under subsisting nauonui laws, tuo President cannot, on the request 1 1 tho JSxecutivo. fur uish troops to aid the civil power of a state unless "the .Legislature cniv not bo convened." If disturbances had, last Monday, actually urinen in Now Orleans, and for the first timo. could tho President, with the Legis lature in the condition it was when Kellogg on that day applied to the eouimiinding gonoriil for troops, have niruishcd them on the request of the Executive alolio, if that request had been sent to Washington? Must he uot have replied that tho Legislature oilher wiiH in sossion or could be eon voned? What, last Monday, after the "Legislature asroin!;led in tho Stat o House, without any disturbance of tho pence," as Sheridan repnr! was "the (lovernmont" of Louisiana? Who were in insurrection against it when the troops entered the House? ho wmo then combining unlawful ly agaiiint the execution of tho laws? ho wero tho "imiuicnls" to be called u by tho President, under the Jaw of J71lo, "to retire peaceably to tneir respective anodes, ns a con dition precedent of his using inilitiv ly lorco iiRiiinsi tiioiur H hero was the tumult at that moment, and who made it? Where, mm pt in caso of actual rovolt against the Federal liovonimout, does tho President got authority to use troops against un assembled Legislature? Wero the oirenmshineeB against which tlenoral Sheridan moved the army anything out a dispute over uio legality ol a preliminary organization, or over contosted seats, w hich was being car ried on without any disturbance of the pulAc peace? emorday we overheard a voter from the rural districts says that he "had voted every darned ticket except the constitutional coinmandinenls, but lie let them alone, as ha never did know much about oomniiiuiliusuts anyhow." A wicked man in Davenport, bointj on his death bed, wished te consult some proper perann fegardini his luturo auto, and mends sent a fire imursuue agent to him. 1 That fanner understand human nature who said: "If you want to keep your boy at home, don't hear ' 100 0,1 1,16 gnndstouo when ho Itlirim tliA nrttriL " , An Illinois debater "had 'em" w hen ho arose and said: Yes, gentleman, Watorloo was the biggest kind of a tight, but Washington whipped 'cm like a wink!" For sport go to Texas. They have panthers thero thirteen feet long and exceedingly vigorous; and it you have no sport, the beasts certainly will. The young King of Bavaria threat ens to abdicate, but he'd better not. Situations art scarce now. Detroit its l'rtfs. Ths greatest can but Liu dj pass iwsy. '""-' A MIHFOKT(lE. Max Adeler has a friend named Slimmer, who deserves pity. He was going up to Beading, not long since, and when reaching the depot, he happened to look in the ladies room. A woman sat there with a lot of baggage and three children. and when she saw Slimmer sho rush ed toward him, and, before ho could defend himself, sljo threw her arms about his neck, nestled her bead upon his ureast, and Durst mtc tears, blinr rucr was amazed, indignant, con founded; and ore ho could liud utter ance for his feelings, she exclaimed : "0, Henry ! dear Henry ! we are united at last.' Aro you well? Is Aunt Martha still alive? Haven't you longed to see your own Louisa?" And she looked into Slimmer'sfaco and smiled through her tears. "Madam," said he, solemnly, "if I avn the person alluded to as Henry, permit me to say that you have made a mistake. My name is Lemuel, 1 huvo no Aunt Martha, and I don't own a solitary Louisa. Oblige me by letting go my. coat; it excites re marks." Then she buried her bonnet deeper into his wuistcoat, and began to cry harder than ever, and said : 0, Henry, how can you treat me so? How can you pretend that you arc not my husbund ? 'Madam, screamed Shmmor," if you don't ctase slopping my ehirt uosom, nnu remove your umbrella from my corn, I shall be obliged to call the police. Let nie go, I sav." lho children are here, she ner- sistod, "They recognize their dear father; don't you children?" "lea, yes, thev exclaimed, "it's pa; it's our own dear pa." And then they gitibhed Slimmer iy his trousers legs and huntr to his coat tail. "W oman," he shrieked, this in getting serious. Unhand me I say." And ho tried to uiueugnge himself from hor embraco, while all the brakemen, and baggage-masters and newsboys, stood around, and said his conduct was infamous. In the midst of the struggle a stranger entered with n carpet-baa. He looked exactly like Slimmer and when ho saw his wife iu Sum mer's arms,vhe became excited, and fl-MiieJ Slimmer with that carpet bag, and sut'on him, and srnole his uoso, and caromed on his head, and asked hull what he meant. Slimmer was removed on a stretcher, nnd the enemy went oft with Ids wife and family in a cab. He called next day lo upologizo. His wife hod made the mistake because o' Sliminer's likeness to him. And now Slimmer wishes he may soon be kicked in the face by a niulo, so that ho will re semble no other human being in the world. Cost of the Wail Mr. David A. Welles has furnished the Cobdeu Club of England with nn essay upon the expenses, income and taxes of the United Stales. The whole cost of the war to the Northern and Southern Stales from 1SII1 to IStiti is estimated as follows: Lives, l.OUU.UOU; property, l.y de struction, waste etc., $tt,ul)b,tlOl),00 . 1 he gross expenditures ol the United Stales from June 18111 lo July lSGti, 0,;t2,257,0uu. Of this the actual w ar expenses were about j5,yii;,iiii7, Oju. Tho expenses of States, counties, cities and towns in the Northern States, not represented by funded debts, have been estimated at $ul)0, UUU.UUO. The increase of Stale debis on tho war account was iflL'li.UlW.uuU. The increase ot cily, town and county debts is estimated at "uO,()00,OOu. Totul war expenses of the loyal Slutes, and the NuiioUul Govoruinent, $0, lU5,a,0U0. Tho iBiiinatod direct expenditures of the Confederate States on account of lho war were 8-,bOl),Uot),UUU. Aggregated estimated expenses of lho war lo the country, Norlh and South, ?!t,ll)u,'J;l7,U(W, The tout rccciplu from all sources during ihu second year of the war were less the 8PJ,WIU,U(I0. Tho ex penditures were (JuU,(I.iU,OijU per mouth at the r.ilo of SlJU.UUO.Oull a year. Lrmi'Ki, S. Cox. A writer in the Jmli jifiulviit gives the following description ot Congressman Cox, commonly known as Sunset Cox: I Iu is a lillle swinging, prancing man, with black hair and a white spot in lho centre of bis head nlioiil the size of a dollar, Ho has dark skin, Id.iek eyes and a musical voice. W hen he makes a speech he often turns d wn his collar si g'uly, tin ns up his sleeves, swings a pocket hand kerchief in his hand, leaves his hat, comes down in tho trout aisle, where half a Congress gathers about him to laugh and have a good tune. His speech on lho expense of a mouth to the Government, delivered last Winter, was tho wittiest of tho ses sion, lie is us nmiublo as he is bright, nd, lliough a Democrat ot lho Demo crats, he is ihe one sunny force ol llie minority, who never loses his tem per or makes himself disagreeable, no matter how exasperating may bo his funtustio speech. Ho is, moreover, a man of more ihuu commou culture. Liberally educated, ho is a lawyer, has been an editor, and the author of several books ot observations and navel, at witty, genial and sunny us nimsoit. It must make a man teel mean to pay an old debt because bethinks he is roing lo die, and then have the doctor pull him through all right. , A Dutchman describes New lorkera as "berry fine peoples," who "go about der streets shealmg each oner, ami iicy cull dat tiizxinesa. " The highust prize iu a Chinese lottery is twnuty uiua cents, but the swearing is just as loud and deep as at Havana. A Green li.iy cirl shook an old horse pistol at her father until he came down with $30 for a new fur cloak. Lines not by Tennyson, but by soinenouy else; 'Thow who la qiinmli Interpoitp Mutl olloa wi(ti a blocHly nuKe," A Green Hay woman who weighs 380 pounds insists that she is "Some body's darling." A wis man may keep bis own oouofol; consequently has no jobs for si rang lawyers. A DVERTISEMEMTS. Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is widely known as one of the most cfl'ectual remedies ever discovered for cleansing the sys tem and purifying tho blood. It has frt'f stood tho test of .?tJW stantlyerowingrcp fW utation. based nn its intrinsic virtues, and sustained by its re markable cures. So mild as to be safe and beneficial to children, and yet so searching as to effectually purge out the great cor ruptions of the blood, such as the scrofulous and syphilitic contamination. Impurities, or diseases that have lurked in the system; for years, soon yield to this powerful anti dote, and disappear. Hence its wonderful cures, many of which are nublirlv knnwn. of Scrollilii, and all scrofulous diseases, Ulcers, Irruptions, .and eruptive dis orders of the skin, Tumors, Blotches, Boils, Pimples, Pustules, Sores. St. Anthony's Fire, Itose or Erysipe las, Tetter, Salt Klicum, Scald Head, Ringworm, and internal Ul cerations of tho Uterus, Stomach, and Liver. It also cures other com plaints, to which it would not seem especi ally adapted, such as Dropsy, IH spep ;ia, Fits, Neural gin, Heart Disease. Female Weakness, Debility, and IiCucorrlioea, when they are maaifesta- uons oi me acromions poisons. It is an excellent restorer of health and strength in the Sprint;. By renewing the appetite and vigor of the digestive organs, it dissipates the depression and listleBs" lan guor of the season. Even where no disorder appears, people feel better, and live longer, for cleansing the blood. The system moves on with renewed vigor and a nw lease of life. PSEPAltEB B T Dr. J, C. AYER & CO,, Lowell, Mass., Practical and Analytical ChemUU. SOLD BV ALL DBUQGISIS EVERYWHERE, VEGETABLE SICILIAN haim RENEWER. Every year increases the popularity of this valuable Hair Preparation; which is due to merit alone. We can assure our old patrons that it is kept fully up to its high standard; and it is tho only reliable and perfected prep aration for restoring GitAY on Faded Hair to its youthful folor, making it soft, lustrous, and silken. Tho scalp, by its use, becomes whilo and clean. It removes all eruptions and dandruff; and, by its tonio properties, prevents tho hair from falling cut, as it stimu lates nnd nourishes the hair-glands. By its use, tho hair grows thicker and stronger. In baldness, it restores tho capillary glands to their normal vigor, and will crcat o a now growth, except in extreme old ngo. It is the most economical Hair Dressing ever used, as it requires fewer applications, and gives the hair a splendid, glossy ap pearance. A. A. Hayes, M.D., State Assayer of Massachusetts, says, "The constituents aro pure, and carefully selected for excellent quality; and I consider it tho Best PnEtEiHON for its intended puiposos." Sold by all DntrjglsU, ami Dealers in Muttctna. Prloo One Dollar. Buckingham's Dye ,FOR THE WHISKEES. As our Renower in many cases re quires too long a time, and too much care, to restore gray or tiidcd Whisk ers, we iiavo prepared this dye, in ona preparation; which will quickly and effectually accomplish this result. It is easily applied, and produces a color which will neither rub nor wash off. Sold by all Druggists. Price Fifty Cents. Manufactured by R. P. HALL & CO., NASHUA, H.S1. 0.H.B00ART. VRHBURAETT.! iSanlranciGco.CalifomiaJ Capital, (Pall up Je Go $800,1)00 Surplus Fund ClnGold) 206, 110 Traniaria rrrrj- kind of legitimate Uimkiiiff Unitinciu, BVYH AN8KtrKXrilA!VClfntT pniU M'Hl Lilies oi uih MUUkI .Slates uutl Europe. IMMI1K4 rrilTIFU ATlCM of DKPOfU IT uvuUabiu ut all cuumieruul uuU iluauciul lunula. Jll'Y AXI AKlXfl National, Stato, City w imd i'ouuty Honda. rVTrflTJIKNTfl HI A1B on onlorn. cioi.n axi mii.vkh ni'i.i.io and I.KH AI I i:i IM KN tumuli L UDU HOllI, IK POSIT ArrWNTflknt In CiflM. Silver unii turrt' nrv, uiui Biinjt't'E lu cnui'K Bt pioiuure. INTKRI5RT PAII on Ttmo PepoalW. 'Ol.rF4'TIOYl TIIK In nn Vrm. cinro mi'l vMnitv without chnrifw, nnd ait all oilirr point ut cost, Mini proeeo'ls remitted at 0. ) W4IJBT, PETER H. BTOKETT, vuoMb rraatauit. DRILLS PLOWS Hnvlnicn laiy1 lot of tli colobrntpit STATESMAN FOEOE FrD GRAIN DRILLS, illroet fnun tho fm'tory, 1 rnn offer bettor In uiKVitutuu to tuniKTs limn evt'r. ALSO TIIK TAOiriO DOUBLE SHAZS PAN IULL, for BrstJloB wht at, cloanlnp flax, et,, PLOWS, OF DIFFERENT PATTERNS, rE ED CUTTERS, WAGONS, anil n vnrl'ty of otht'r nwhlnorv. i'iuw In wmil ut ntch Hnicl'H will And It to thoir iutvimtni't' to nll:il my lilufkiniilli Hlio I'orniT ot StH'Diui ami I.IUwurth Mrvt-U, (op(H- (ri!-rs tru a Ulslatiw ihninlv nttndod to. Tu-f.ti r a h. 4vu, CITY MARKET! J.L. II Aiuns, Trop. irn-i- KKi'p h.nAtanti.y ov HAKn will n!w:H 1k h'uiul niiy tn tuYoiumiAliu tin1 liltrtt Itio imirLi-I in ml nrni w no tny tnvor him with h otill. Wliigbwt luwrttot vnv lot Vlu 1M I . uii.L.ni:rTE TRANSPORTATION COMPANY. 1JR0M AND AKTKIt DATS VNTIt KI R. bttut fr.m AiUnv to IVrvallii on XtKallAY ml KHH'AV ol .ncta ,k. Alitu mill .HupaU'h k hunt rra Allanr fbr PortlnD'1 tnti iutrrmtlialK utjte3 ua MUM iltvs. Iwvins Cumrtnck 4 Co't vbarf. r l r luoJ rstaa. J. D. BILKS, Dm. 14, Is;l. A(wt mm VM l I'e p;-;:.--w.f-r -hZ-STl- nd ' - EAT A DVERTISEMENTS R. R. R. llKt-S THE tVOUST PAHS Ul FEOM 0K 10 TWENTY MINUTES, NOT ONE HOUR After Hiding thlt dvtrttttoital nnl J SUFFER WITH PAIN. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF IU A CUKE FOK EVERY PAIN. It wis lb first tui it THE OHXY PAIN REMEDY fliat tmiatitly stoM tb ami ticrndatinz paint, llar lnrtauinialiotit, and rurti Condition., lnthr of tb Luniji, btouiacb, Bow.l, r olhsi liui J. or rgpuii, bjr oai uylitallou, IN f ilOM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. No mallT bow Tiolontor xituciatina; tbi Pi tbt KHKUMATIC, Beri-rlddrn, Innriu, iJf.ltd, Sirvttu, Kiral(ic, or pruttraud witb djxa:' uiav tuner, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFfOBD INSTANT EASE. CdNUESTlUV UF THE LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT liREAl HJ.Nti, FA Li'lTATION UF Tilt HEART, HYSTERICS CROUF, blfllllltHlA, CATAlUtH, IN FLU EN 3 A, HEADACHE. TOOTHATHK, NtlUKALOIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS. Tht application of th ItEADT RELIEF U tba part or ports wher lb (tain or difficulty siliU will JTurd sal ind wiuil'urt. Twenty drops in half a tumhlrr of water will In a fair teoiucQU , eer CBA MPS, Sl'AMIS. SOL'K STOMACH, SICK HKADACHE, HKAlUBUltPi. DIAKKJIKA, UVjjKNTEIiV, CMJ.1C, WJ.vl) IN TlUt UUtttiLS, ad all INTERNAL FAIN. Travelers ihonld always carry bo tilt of Rad way' ftrvdj Hi-lief wilb tbrtn. A fttr drt in waur will (jravunt ikknenor pains from chauge vf wawr. Il kt bovitr iban itueh Braniiy or UUUri as mliuulul. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AQUEtarcd for fifty etnU. Tbr f Bl a rtrubdlal Sfisot In this world that will car Fav and Aku. ami all olh.r Malarious, Illlinui, Sc.rUts Tjl.hmd, Yd low, and olhrr Fevers (nlded by HAD" WAY'S P1LLSJ to qulux at RADWAY'S READY KLLiEF. Fifty cnti r bottl. S-dd l.y Drum. HEALTH! BEAUTY!! STRONU AND PL' HE RICH BUKJD INCKEASB OF FLESH AND WKHillT-Cl.KAR -SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL COMFLLX10N HaX'UIlED TO ALL, Dr. RADWAY'S TNn iMUl'I'IIIM Ilk 'INK HOWHI.S. lian Resolvent HAH MADE THE MOST ASTONISH I NO CURBS i m ijUICK, SO RAl'ID AUK Till. C'llANIiKS I'HK HUDY UNUKRtJUES. 1:M)KRTHI'; INFLUIlNCK OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDlClrtE, , THAT Every Day an Increase in Flesh and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD IWlEIi. Evtry drop of th SARSAPARILL1AN RE30LT XNT i-omiuunkatM thYoufb lb lllood, Sweat, Urioa, and othr fluldi and juices of lb lyiUm th vigor of 111, for It repairi the watt of the body wlib new and sound material. Scrofula, Syphilis, Consumption, Olaa dular diuai, Utttrs In th Tbroat, Moutb, Tumors, Nu4m tn tb Olaodi and ottier parti of th sytUm, Sora Eya, Strumoai Dlschaigi from tb Ean, and lb worrt form of Skin dhwutii. Eruptions, Fevr Sores, Srald . Had, Riog-Wonn, Salt lilitom, Erjiipelaa, Acn, Black Spoti, Wonni in tb Flesh, Tumors, Cancan In tb Woinb, and all weakening aod paliiTuI discharp. Night BwuoU, Los of Sptrrn, and all wait of th lift prlodpl, ar within ths curat I r rang! of this wmu Wr of Hodrro Chrmiitry, and a few days' uaa will prora lo any pBrton ml rig It for tdlbarof lb foriui of diseaaa lti potunt power to cure them. If Iba patient, dally bceomlnc reitartd hy th wait and dttonipinitlon that U intTnually profreiiinu, sue fdt In ariv.ilng these wiwli, and reimlrs ibe UBi with new mater in) made from hxnllbv blood-aud Ibli the SARSAI'AKILLIAN will and do'ei twure. Not only d"Ci thnSiRiipniLi.u!i Rkhuliintkc! all known reined ml agents In Ihe cur of C'bruuic, Scrofulous, Conititutiimal, and Skin diseaiuj bul il la th only potlklv cure for KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS, Urinary and Womb dlwuei, Crave), Diabetes, Dropsy, Stoppatra of Water, In.,Dtlnnc of Urine, Bright' Dia tate, Alhunilrjuria, and In all caeet t here there ara brkkduit depiulU, or th water ii thick, cloudy, mixed wllli luuitatK'ei like the white or an tV or threads lika white silk, or there is a morbid, dark, bilious appearanca, and whit IxjQfJuit depixlts, and when there ii a prick Ing, burning ii'iitalion hn pan lug water, and pain i a th Small of th Rack ami along the Loim. Trie, I.(KI. WORMS. Tot only fcnowa ami aura Remedy for WORMS TIN, TAPK.otc. Tumor of 12 Years9 Growth Cttred by Jtndway'a Reaolvtmt. Dr. RADWAY'S. ct Pireliffi Pills. perferlly tntteleai, clepntl piirii. reirtil',-. imrifv. ilta! with sweet rum. waj'i I'llli, hir thf ciireof nil ilitordtn uf tbebu 1.1. tr. Howi'l.. Kidlltvl. lllnil.kT. N.rvnu. 11 i lUd- Headache. Cmitlpation, C.-Hlntsi, Inrllm-itlon, Dvs tirpaia, BIIUiimieK, Ullious r'ever, liinnmmath.u of th Vltce Warranted to eHect a po.itlre i-ur. Fur fly and all IierHunetiiriiti of the Ii ternal Vrreulde, containing no tuertury, mimrali, tcrioui drtit. r delo- A few .loiei of RADWAY'S TILLS will free tha ty'tein from ail Ihe ubve-nnmel Jit orders. Price, U ctnli per Ihu. SuLD HY DltL'iiti .STS. RKAD " FAI-sK AND THL K." .Send on teltar Ump to HADWAY A CO., No. M Varr--u Street, New York. JuluHuatloa worth Ibouiand will b (tnt jou. Z. BEARD & CO., TANGENT, OREGON, Forwarding and Commiss:oc Mercliants, AND DEALERS 4A MERCHANDISE AND PRODUCE ! A good Assortment of all kinds of STAPLE GOODS always In storo at lowest mnrket rates. We rtre njiin?d to fill orders for all kinds of AOKKTM t KAL M K IIII:KY nt. prices thnt must Rlvn entire sntti(netlnn. (V.nif on with your orders uiid tmvuthtin nilcd a( t'w rules fur fash. rr.H kluds ol produce takon In exchange ALBANY GUN STORE ! T1LEST0S & SCOTT, Proprietors, Puntnmers can alwayn find at this place a GUNS, RIFLES AND REVOLVERS And Ammunition of All Kiuds. -ALSO- TOYS! TOYS! TOYS! or EVERT DESCRIPTION. Riiby Carriages, Stciiniboals, Canies Meehanlcnl Toys, l-oeotnotlvps, Dolls, Boy Wagons ami sii tirhs, tn tact nearly eytry kind of toys nmnunieiurvd vlifnlSyl. ALBANY BOOKSTORE! JOHN FOSIIAY, DBALIIt l- MISCELLASEOIS AND STANDARD BOOKS KLA.i KOOJtS! SCHOOL ' BOOKS AND STATIONERY Ooods In our line tmDorte. to order at ihnrt wRt poslti ntrttcr1. AT COST FOR 90 DAYS ! NO HUMBUQ1 Twill sell all mv rtook of raul.. tnr lht nf Wi days, ul i .si. aiidnuuuiiilui;. t all and euu vinoe yonravlv k J, HUhm, t or. rim ana ssnm-ton stu, "Cash jliJ tor hid, lura and rlk bonis. MlMI. ARCHinCTUAL AND MECHANICAL KRI'MLIKX t CILBF.UT, ArtUtects te tha Board ef Caiitel CemmieeJODera, ITICE EEATOGS, no IB Creel Bulldlnc. rwl;od. OrefoB. MSulill. J U I!. 1 1. J-gs ADVERTISEMENTS. :M7 n .;in..iifcr'f 11, .!. Wallior's California Vin- "2;:il' Hitlers iiro a imrcly Vpctublo juci.-ir;iiimi, Hindu rhiclly IVnni tlio 11a tivo IiciIjs Iblinil I'll l!iu Inner imiiots of lit! Sierra. Xovmla iimanla!ii.i of ( 'aiifor-1 ilia, tlio liioiliriiial ivnji(!rlis f wliirli aro cstiiirtotl tlHM'elY'.iu vvi: lint: '. Ilia nso of Alcohol. Thp i.t:cti"!l is ai.iw.t daily askiil. ''Wlmt if '' ' :mae "I' tlio uiii:ii!illi.'li'il micci'sa uf Vixkc.ms lii :'-,-TKiisf Our answer is, ili:il liioy rcmv6 the cause of disease, nnd tlm p:il:c-!l re covers his health. Tlioy are Ihe jrviv.t blond iai;ilieraiid a lii'e-nivii.u .i-i: -i j 1 n ieifect lienovator and Inv t'ira; .r of tho system. Never, bel'orti In, tin liistery of lliu world ll.-w U lui'iiieino cuimiminiled pos.sof.-.iii)r ll i'eii,iiirl,id... quuliliiM of Vl.VKO.Ml Ul iTKIW i.l Iie:ilili2 tie) nick uf every iiiciiso mini is heir lo. 'i'lay aro a pentle IMir.L'iulvo a.s well us a 'i'ouie. relievins Conireslinii or Iinlimiiniuioiv dl the l.ivur awl Viacoml 0rgau iu iiil'pii Diseases The propertiosi of I)k. Wat.kek's Tl.N'Wi.vrt IWr rliHSare Aiierieiil. Dinphorelic, C'niiiniitive. Nutritions. Laxative, binretin. Sedative. Couliter-Iirilaiit KudMnlic, Altera tive, Rial Anti-Bilious. v Gl-atclul Tiiiiu.siiU(lsii'oelaimTls KfiAii HrrrEiis tho most wonderful In vigonuit that ever sustained tho sinking systeia. No Person can take these Bitters accordin"; to directions, and remain long unwell, iR'ovidedtlieir hones are not de stroyed by mineral poison or other mea'iw, and vital organs wasted beyond repair. UilioV., KemiUet'.t nnd Inter miUniit Fevers, which are so preva lent In tho valleys of our great rivera thi'oushout the L'nitr.d States, cspeeiaily those of lho Slississippi, Ohio. JMssotirl, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland. Arkan sas, Ke.l, Colorado, lirazos, liio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, .Savannah, l!o imoke, James, and many others, ivi'.li their vast tributaries, throughout our .nttro country during tho Suninier anil Autumn, and remarkably su during sea sons of unusual heat and dryness, aro invariably accompanied by extensive do raiigcmcuts of tho stomach and liver, and other, abdominal viscera. In their ti'entm,"nt, a purgative, exerting a pow erful inllucnco upon theso various or gans, is essentially necessary. Thero is iu cathartic for tlio purpose equal to Dr. J. iVa mckk's Vixmi.ui Diitkks, as they will speedily remove tho darlc colored viscid matter villi which the bowels aro loaded, at the sumo timo stimulating the secretions of tho liver, and generally restoring tlio healthy functions of the digestive organs. Ftirfii'y tne l.miy iiyaiiibt tlise.iso by ptu il'ying nil its lluidswith Vineijaii ll'irrnns. No cjiideinio can tako hold ufa system thus fore-armed, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head ache, l'ain in tlio Shoulders, Coughs, Tiglitness of tho Chest, liizzincss, Sour Eructiitions of the Ktomach, Ihid Tnsto ill the .Mouth, liilious Attacks, 1'ulpita tation ul'tliu Heart, Iiillamir.ation ol't'.'.Q lamgs, 1'iiin in lho region of tho Kid neys, and a hundred other painful symp toms, lire tho oll'springs of Dyspepsia. Ope bottle will in ovo a better guarautes of i:.t merits than a lcngL'..;,- itJvcrllso ment. NerafiiJn, cr King's Evil, Wiit Swellings, Ulcers, lin -.-ipeliei. dwelled Xeel; (ioitre, Seroiiiluus lnliiiiiniuili.ius. Indolent liilliiluniauollH, ilereuria! Alleclions, Old Bores, KrupUons ef tlio S!in.Honj Kye.i, ele. is these, ai i;i nil ellior eoiistilutiimul lic ense, AV.M.KiiR'.s A'i:.'i-:oAit t'.ni'Kiis have. Rliowii tlieir jliTirt orutivo jiowtM-H jn tlio Ulot ti!.-.ti:iatu a:id i.itraetaiilo casis. For liilSiiiinutittu'j f,:;.l Chronic IMieiliMutisin, Gout, liilious, liranitr test and Interniittent Fevers, I liscases i; tlio Jllmiil, l.iver, Kldnevs mul llimlilor, tlieso Hillers have no equal, ,Si:c!l Jliseasys are caused liy itinled lllood. Meclliuiieal Diseiisos. -Persons cn fiajterl in Paints and Mineral such as numbers, Type-sellers, (!!. i.eiiter:. an. I Miners, as they advance in life, tin- .li jeer to jmralysis of tlio Kowpls, jruaiij ajminst this, take n ioio of VV a iaku's Vi.n. tli.Ml IllT'l'lvHK oeciisioiiailj . For Sk'iii Diseases, Kruptions, Tet ter, Halt-Uheiun, JUitehiis, Spots, l'iinp!o3, Pustules, Uoils, (.'ailmncies, Kinft-wonui. Scald-head, Soro ICyes, Krysipelas. Itch, iSciiiis, DiHcolorations of tlio'Skiii. Hiuimrs anK Disrases of tho .L,'kin of wLiatiiver liaine or uatliro, ara litiirally duir up uiui carried cut of the system iu a short time by the use ol' these Hitters. Tape, mid other Worms, lurking ill the system of wo nniiiv thousands, aro eliectiiiuly destroyed ami renioVeil. Xo Hrsteiii of ineilieine, no verniirnces, no nn thelniiliities wid free tho svstclu liom woruis like these Hitlers. For Feini'.io Coiliplaints, in young or old. mamed or wuj;le, at the dawn of wo manhood, or tlio tut u of life, tbeso Tonic Kilters display so decided an iulltlence that improvement is soon pere.-plil'le. , Cleanse tlio Vitiated Wood when ever you mid it, impurities linrsiiiifr through the nkili in Pimples, Kruptions, or Soles; cleanse it when you find it obstructed and shijifiish in th!) veins: cleanse it when it i I'oul : yiilu- eehuffs will tell you when. Keep the blond pure, aud the hoailh uf the system will follow. I.. II. MeDONAI.O & CO., IVii;-uts i.r.l lii-n. -is.. Ssn Frsneisc.l. Ciilirnmift uu4 is.r. nf IV' -iiinclon Mill I'lini-lem Srs.. N. Y. llij- ,i ,ts uutl 1), uteri. THE OLD STOVE DEPOT! JOHN BRIGGS. DKALIR I COOK, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES 1 Or th Best Fattens, TIN, SHEET-IRON AND COPPER-WARE And the usual uaortmrnt of furnishing goods itiund in e Tin Store. - Eaoairs Heath and Promptly Executed On Reeeonablo Term. " Short Ecr!nmnjs Male Long Friends!" FR0NT-8T., ALBANY, Neit Door to P. C. Herper a Co'i St. Dto.Svenlotf JOHN IIIUIIUS IIIIMOHIUIOIDS. A. CAROTIIEKS a CO S "PILK PTLLS ANo 01N V.MKN T" hi,,- noir bcenuie ne ol tht itan.Urtl pr-irti.,nj of the liy; Is nre Pred "" rw.mnieniifd for Pile! Iwl.elh.r ehroiu or i-wnt. tultertrs mey dvovnil ii.n It. th.it thil n-me.lT "ill live thvm tu.rmnnt rlil'froDi thi. troublesome end d.muginz eum pleiel. Sent pottpiid to en? H.lir. (within tbe Fel ted Sletes) upon receipt nf prior, f 1.5(1. A. CAROTIIEKS CO., eOyl Alh.ev, Line Co,, Oregon. SIETZLEH'S RAWHIDE BOTTOMED CHAIRS! Cn t hd M ht munofintorr fit JrlTrnmn f 1 hi aid Ut'T(e' tmsiJT-nn In Altxinv; a;ntf A t'l.ltur', Altntny ; nt Sm Wnv" nt4i, Ilnr nl'urjr. simih A Hrww-n.-M. Jurvrtton; Kirk A llutut. BmwnsTvill-; 4. M. Mmnn, t i. J. .Iru (Sew ; J. M. Johns, Markm. W TITUS BROTHERS. THE 9lltfCER' STILL, ' TIUDMl'HANT ft SEWINS MfCrilWESALESCF1873. Tlintablo Bav lfij? RJaehlue Salps for 1873. shows tha ut i ips lust year amuirued to S32,444 hu Irod and thirty two thou saud, lour mire and forty-lourj Machine being; a lnro lnerr-auo over the sales of ths pre viuufi yeiir (1K72.) 'Hi' tftbU- m.ows thntonr salfs eierxid those of any otluT compiuiy, lr th pi rlcd Tmmcd, by tho niiitibi-r of 113,54 . Mutbiuet or nearly double those ol miy olhr Company. It mny U- ltir(herslot. d that th sal. sm 187, aR.couijmri'd with thosti ol IHTi, showrt'.al.We ly larjrfr lncrene, beyond tho sulcn of other maker, than ol n n.v other year. tor IribtiincH in wo sold i5,(00 mora Mt ehines than any otlier Company, whureajty in 1873, tho salus were U3.254 'MACHINES IN EXCESS OUR HIGHEST'CO-MPETITOR. These (lifurpR aw all the more remarfcabl. fnr itio reftwin Unit tiiR Kal'-a of the principal Com panie1 in l7:t nre less than theirsule- In 1874i when-fifi, tin tuts b 'fij siiown, our gules bitv largely lucrensed. 'J'he ficcoiint ol s.ili'g is irom siTorn return mad') to tho owners of the Sewing Machine Patents. It will hnnilv bo rinled, thnt tho superiority oftheSliGli:ll J1U1IIM S is fully dnion- s.iHireu hi. nn evems mat ineir popularity ID l.iu uwuauuum in uuuuunnuiiituiti. i? r W O IH f g 3 g g S s s" a a" a i ! K o a is a s el te 1 1 1 Si i a i S3 8 C r S 5f a .3 C U 2 I. t ? a a e p n it rnrXTlJfS BROS, AGENTS, ALBANY.-. A. CARD. $l,C0O KEVVAKSJ!! THE APOVR llRWAItD WIT.L T.E GIVEN to anybody proving that the sales of tho SINGER SEWING MACHINE do not exceed nil others bv thousands iinon thousands, While nil the other old compa Mi.K-a in !... i oecr asi'o.iiiose or ineHiisu. Kli increased wonderfully, and keeps at tho head, where It always Is and (.! mild be. 'AIIUS IIRO'8. SILVER PLATED WARE! Rogers' Plato on Fine Nickel Silver. Tablo Spoons 18 00 per set Tea Mpoous . i fio " J. B. TITUS TITUS BRO'S, DEALERS IN WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SILVER AND PLATED WARE, ARB DIAMOND SPECTACLES! ALSO , PISTOLS AXIs CARTRIDGES SINGER SEWING MACHINES, And all kinds of Sewimg Machine Heedles REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. Ail Coeds Sol and Work Warranted. Dsns Vext donrto Hill's Dnie Oorr, In John Gan trs ol.l stand, Allu, Oivgon. sntiU. T1TU8 EROS. ADYERTISEMklf DEALER 1ST HARDWARE 1 HARDWARFi stoves, crockery, and groceries MANUFACTURER nr TIN & COPPER WARE BoJe Agent for tho Union and IMPROVED RICHMOND RANG El THE BEAUTIFCL AOKTi.l KAJ1GE, '' Wltb-hearth. ThoCo!ebratICharterOeksj Farmrre' Cook Stove. TINWARE AT, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL JoI Work done on Short Kotlt nd ut K-uuniiMe Terms. I II clieepoJthM any othorhoueo hi to ALBAKY FOUIDRY ASH MACIIIIVE SIIOFS! A. F. CHERRY. Prnml.t.. ALBASVp ORECOV. HanaratBre KSeavs (! I FLOUR AND SW MILL MACMiNERY I AffricnHitral Maicbinerf, ALL AT SAM FRANCISCO PRICES Also ejreot for 7tii.hftTqn 1V..K e ... Fay A Co's, and H. B. Smith's PATIST WBSD.fOJKlNff liCHfWlT. Also Mairofhcturet of Uegrost! PATENT IROlt IEIVCB IRQ2M AND BRASS CASTINGS. Of Rlfldj, Hade Onterl Brpairin ell kinds ef mnthhrtrr doe ea shortest ootres. A. t. eHIRET. v7n4Blf. CITY DRUG STORE- A OAROTMBRS. A CAROTHERS & C0.r DRUGGISTS AND APOTHECARIES. FOSTER'S BLOCK, FIRST ST,, ttBlllV,&f!EGM OBALSRS DRUGS, CHEMICALS PATENT KEDICISES, PAINTS, DYE-STUFFS, 0L, GLASS, . TOILET GOODS, French aud American CologsisMW Handkerchief Extracts, CONFECTIONERY Pure Wines and Liquor i for lutdieiBtl It; FINE TOBACCOS AND-CIGARS. Familj Recipes and Physiolan's Presois- ' tions Compounded, ' Dee30'70-viiii0. A. CAROTHERS C. GOOD NEWS IN LEBANON. MONTAGUE & McC ALLEY" . Have Just received and opened out e ' MAMMOTH STOCK , GENERAL MERCHANDISE CONSISTING OT DRY GOODS, GROCERIES. HARDWARE, ETC., the whole com prising one of the choicest ratal Btoroa In Orffrun.. 'I'l.tiypxpi'ct to win public favor and publl patroniutc by a Dfomnt af tcntlou to eu8toimim anti rcusuiiable prices of gondi. SiONTAfjl'E A McCALLST. Lebanon, Oct. 12, 187a. vUnlutf THRESHERS! THRESHERS ! 1 JXJST ARRIVED t FOUR OF THE A. 1. YASSILLAN RUSSELL MACHINES, 24 A Inch, ppared with, linnRenberf End eimke Shoo Mountrd Powers. ThOMwanttng Threshers will do well to oall sood. Also. ESII HARVESTERS m BE1FEBL Clow's Iron Head Barley Forks, etc., etc., AT FRANK WOOD'S.' ALBA NT OR ROOK. ' nSOwf WJI, PETERS, KUNUrACTtTRS Of CAR RIAGES, Hacks and Wagons OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, ' Ferry St., bel. First and SccobsI. ALBANY, OBEGON, CI A K RIAOES. HACKS AN'D WA?05 ; ofallSrvlM ManufActared to Order, at an rsoonble rale as (h ut ( good mitarial and firsl-clai work will jutifj. REPA1RIG OF ALL KIXDS Xai1t and expiitiuilj duns, at Low Ratosw AlhsoT Ma; 24, IST2. o42tf . ALEAHY EATH HOUSE A.XD BARBER SHOP ! TnR rxrFRsuiNEr worr n rfspett tuMr thnnh the eitlfrn nt AlbATtr vlrir tty f ,r th IH ra! ( MrmiwiTP bfrtowJ ui n hhn for the p wvpii y-'Mra, aad tmpe tv Iht fitiuro a rfiiHinunnw of ih-!? lavora. For lit aH.mttitidntion of trnnslfnt uuU'nirf and Irii.U in th Hppr part ft uwd hr OKD a nt-at tltllt whop nrxt door U lonU ptrnrn A Tavlor aalonn. w'K're a rood wor nmn wtH always be in aUeadiinrv to wtt palrona. Jo. ft LtiKA trflaOW.