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STATE RftllTS DEMOCRAT RATK.t OK ADVKKTIHIMI. . - , . OLDEST DEMa;HT,C PAPER IN OREGON. 1 W I M a M 1 null, Tiiii" i'T'f 2 In. 2 Oil 5 (Ml 7 0:1 il In. , Oil II Oil 10 1,0 I 4 In. 4 110 1 no fj :,0 i (Jul. li no u on is no i Col. 7 SO 12 00 IS (10 J Cot. , 10 no is on !.i no 1 Col. 15 110 III 00 10 On I 10 II 111 IH; 5'! ti(, 47 flu1 12 I'll I 1 1 Ml IN III) 2n 00 3D mi 4K on 60 011 .111 Ml to III) '."OFFICE IN PARISH'S BLOCK, FIRST. STREET lluslness notices in tl,o Looal Culuuius, 23 OeiltH ll,r lill,ll, OMlfll i,18IH(Hl. , For lutfil! and tritnsient aih-eftleniiii'ts 2 r0' per souare of 12 lines, for the Ami m.ortioiif and ft t0 per square for at-h st'.lj5C'iieut insertion.- - ;:. terms!' inr."m,,'-" J""' 'j six ' 'rnae(hs. $2; rt..i",b,1l On. month, 50 ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, 'SEPTEMBER 5, 1873. yi;ii.i 'i,,l ..I'.Ji.'W; , ., j , i L'' I .... 1 1 i " -.el. i . ' ; . ' . . , :. ' VOL. IX. cents, Slnrio-f r -" - II I I anMM NO. 4 i V t V - I . ,, HirM A fcfl1BH01""' w moil b jtlven to thrw . M. ,,RICE,M.1., AiBiinr. oncaoN. , ,'L fLm drool.' between! errv' and .IliJuiTi,i f"i:!l,"t n Third street, two """"""l tiow. tho Methodist Church. AlrciaNEY AT LAW, 4ltJNY, OltEOON. lininnuourl uouso.-tsi w Q.JONES, M. D. inomcfi o).itliic , Physician, IJANY, OREOON. ', W 1. 0rl.t" I. H. SMITH, Lion Co. Corral OHtNOWeTH & SMITH. .ATTDBNio AX law, Cjrvallii, Oregon. Ljciittlie Court House. Tu27 JOHN J. WHITNEY, , UTTOUPT AiND COUSSELOa AT LAW Hi Notary Fnouc. Spool W"1n' lr!5 ,0 . o0,"0011.0?'- Orri Albal , OBfon. JOXES & IIILIi, PHISMS& SURGEONS ALBANY, 0REQ0N. . HARRIS, M. 0., SICIAN AND SURGEON, A.LDANY, OREGON. l.Mnn Main street, over Turrell's Store. TtmSflii Fourth treat, tour blocks west of CouSUoi vSnlSyl. If. C. 1WEEDALE, S SBALEHIN gIoceries, provisions. (obaoi Cigars and Yankee Notions, I ALDANY, OREGON. Luiililvo to keen on hands the best of ev- .thlllf ill '"J UUO, UUU LU UlVllb JJUUIIU ,iui- cr?T' vSnatvL J. W. BALDWIN, MfORNEY Si COUNSELOR AT LAW, Jkti III nrsctlae in all the Courts In the 2d, 8d jj 4th J uillclol nisiricts; in me nupreme rtOI UrPBCII, ttllU 111 Hie u,.il.r oin.n .,n- induircuii uourt. UHice uu-wnir, in uum i laParrlsh's brick block, First St.. Albany, goo. voui&j-i. GEO. R. HELM, IlTOfMY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW Till practioo In all the Courts of this State. OFFICII: ALBANY, OREGON. Nov. 11, 1870. ST. CHARLES HOTEL li IcORNER FRONT AND WASHINGTON 8TS., ALBANY, OREGON. ,- I. S. DUBOIS. PROPRIETOR. Thli louse is the moat commodious in the y, UDie BUpjJIIL'U Willi HID "ion itforos free ooaun tu b" wluilas. Office of Corvallls atuge Company. : G. F. SETTLEMIER, . liniggist and Apothecary? I flJiLER IN DRUaS.MEDIOINBS.OILB, I 1J Jaints, Window Ulass, Djestufls, Liquors, 1 Xiwj poaps, uruane., j-Briuumno., v. .. freseriptions Carefully Compounded, ill -i lni and nruir! in our lint warranted of lb best quality. first street, rosi umoe uuuuiiig, COMMERCIAL HOTEL. OPEEA HOUSE BLOCK, SA1KM, OBIOOW. ; MK8. A. J. RIELV, Proprietor. THs house will be kept in rst olass order, and Uh attentive and obliging servants. No Cbineso Cooks Employed. I am prepared to furnish good acpornraodia. at the DUblio. lingular boarding at very low rates. , Tree Ooaoh to tie House. vSnZitf. ALBANY BATH HOUSE I trtlTB UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT 'V. .." .1. f All, dv unci i- rinitj that he has takon oliarga of this Establish . --a 1,0 kjutnimr lnaa rooms and navine .jjjt attention to business, eipoots to suit all JJJJ, who may favor him with their patronage. ttiag aorewiw.n nun.. 'lrst-Class Hair Dressing Saloons, bsipeets to give entire satisfaction to all. ssT"Childien and Ladies' Uair neatly out ai shampooed. JOSEPH WEBBER. v333tf. SWETHIKQ'' NEVf DENTISTFIY ! --ivi-ti Mi:"--' atsUtfl " )B. E. O. 8MITn, DESTIST, T.Af!jiTllb IN ALBANY and has the new Inreation i..v,.HtAi.ih in the month without ooverinn. aawhole. roof, as, heretofore; It wives -the reawn the free ef the tongne to the roof of the month la talking and tasting. It is the lutitsx Snciina patens. - . . v v jrleeth eatraoted jrithoal pain. Plates ended, whether broken or divided; Office one soor east of Connor's Bonk, ap stairs. ANKLIN jr. It. nEBKES, Prop, ?II.r, KKFP CONSTANTLY ON HAND 1 W Ibe best meat the rniirkot alTrd&i and wlllalwavalw 'ound ready to aoepmmodute Uiosa wlw may favor blm with a call. avilllihcst market prlee paid for porfW : " k . . . , v8ntf. i , . WILtlMETTE IftOJl iNli AFTER DATE UNTIL PCR- ther notice, the Company wiil diputcb a UlfroM Albany t CervsUts on TCfcaDAY ld FRIDAY ef oh week. . , ' Also will dUpatou boat from Albany for hrtland aad interraed iate places on same days, hsvingComsteck iCo's wharf. . Fare at reduoed rates. J. D. BILES, Dm. it, 1871. iSalU r 1 T(JK PARTING UOLII. i v . -r, ' BV EDWARD POJ.WXJK. ."J - There's aometlilne lu the "parting hour" Will chill the warmest heart i , : . . Yet kindred, Oomrndoa, lovora, frlendit, Are fated nil to part j. 1 But this I've seen and many pang Hus proMod it on my mind , The one who goes 1 happier far : Than those he leaves behind. No matter what the journey be, ' Advonturoui, dangerous, fur, i - ., ,, . , To the wild deep or bleak frontier, To solitude or war - 1 etlli 80inething cheers tho heart that dare In all of human kind, ' And thoy who ro are happier ' 1 ' , , , Thau thoBo they loavo behind, lu i ? . The brldo goes to the bridegroom! homo With doubting and with tears. But doos not Hope her rainbow spread i Acas her cloudy fears ? ; " 1 ' J Alaal her mother who remains, , f1 -:- What comfort can she find ' But this tho gone is happier Than one shu lea vos behind f Have you a friend a comrade dear? - An old and valued friend t ,, ,. Be sure your term of sweet concourse At length will have an end I - ' ' ' I And when you partas part you will . Oh, take It not unkind If he who goes Is happier ' ' E ' Than you he loaves behind, t Ood wills It so and so tt 1b: i The pilgrims on thoir way, .!. Though worn and weak more cheerful are Than all the rest who stay. And when, at Vt, poor man subdued, Lies dowi to death resigned,, . v m' May ho riot still be happier ,' , Than those he leaves behind ? . ! ; FRANK PRESCOTT'S , COURTSHIP. The scarlet June sunset had crown dull in the west, and the ' plaintive eriokets were at their vesper-songs, when Julia Morton came strolling up the wide path which led to her grand mother's old-fashioned homestead. Somebody was waiting on the porch to meet her, and. then in : that dim light Julia could recognize the silver haired old lady, with whom she had lived since childhood, and her heart gave a little nervous bouud, too,' as she saw what a stern look was on that usually plaoid face. '-; r. "Don l scold, grandma, Julia said in her most conciliating tones, as she ascended the steps of the porch, "I know it's rather late, and 1 ought not to have disregarded your wishes about coming home earlier, but ", "JN ow that you are home," Mrs. Morton interrupted, with a coldness in her voice that was almost like hau teur, "perhaps, Julia, you will not ob ject to alow moments of conversation with me in the silting-roorn. " "Certainly not, grandma: but please dou't continue to petrify mo with that stony look ot yours. Have 1 been committing anything dreadful in the way of crime by staying out a little later than usual ?" . . Mrs, Morton deferred her reply to this question until they stood together in the sitting-room. Then, as the soft lamp light fell on her wrinkled coun tenance, lending deeper severity to its angered expression, she said : "I could readily excuse you for so slight an offense as the one which you seem to suppose I am annoyed at. .No, Julia; your disobedienoe is ot a far i more culpable nature.1 1 Ralph Olmstead has been the companion of your walk this afternoon ah I you may well starf and look guilty. I did not believe you oapable of such de ceit, Julia such wanton, reckless disobedience, too, of my express com mands. Do not attempt to deny this charge; you were seen walking on the L road this afternoon with Mr. Olmstead. . My information comes irom a reliable source." : . , : ,j . "That of Mrs. Ellis," retorted Julia, "the incorrigible gossip and tell-tale I Wd met her this afternoon, I remem ber, and Mr. Olmstead attracted my attention to the hideous bonnet she wears. As for your information be ing thoroughly correct, I see no rea son why I should deny its. truth. And I shall confess, moreover, that Kalp Olmstead's society is vastly agreeable nay, more," she went on hotly, "that I prefer it to the society of any other gentleman in Ingoldham. There's no use in disguising matters any longer,! grandma; this arrange ment made between you and the Fres ootls is simply ridiculous. , I do not consider myself engaged to Mr. Frank Presoott, because his mother and yon chose to affiance us in that stupid French way, before I was, old enough to spell the word 'marriage,' let : alone understand it. I have never seen Frank Presoott, and I suppose yon will be terribly shocked to learn that when he visits us next week, I shall take the earliest convenient opportu nity of freeing myself from so absurd a contract." "And your reasons for this behav ior," replied Mrs. Morton, white with anger, !'will be your love your infat uation for a penniless adventurer, by the name of Kalph Olmstead a man," she continued, "who, sinoe his arrival at Ingoldham, three months ago, has used every art in his power to become the posseseorof your fortune." , , "These are words, grandma, which you have no right to utter against an honorable man, whose sole fault is poverty." "Honorable 1" echoed tbb old lady, in a decided passion. "I tell, you, Julia Morton, that Ralph Olmstead is an impostor. Simple country folk like those in Ingoldham are easily impos ed upon. For my part, I believe none ot his stories about reduced gentility, and you will believe them mark my words to your sorrow." Somehow her grandmother's rage had the effeot of calming Julia. "I shall not prolong a conversation which can lead to no good on either side," she said, advancing slowly to ward the door of the apartment. "I love Ralph Olmsted too dearly for your bitter words not to wound me, although I may know them to be un just. In a month's time I shall be my own mistress, and tree to dispose of my heart and my money as I see proper. Until that period you have my firm, solemn promise not to see Mr. Olmstead again. Good night, grandma.' : ' YOn have made my head ache, and I am going to bed.1'' A i i ; , But Julia wrote letter; thai' even ing, before: she retired, to. rest, in which she informed Ralph , of the promise made to her grandmother,1 and besought of him not to seek her sooiety during the next month.A "Af ter that," she wrote; "I shall be en tirely yours. Whatever stories you may hear during Mr, Presoott 's visit to the homestead ho oomes 'next week, I think credit nothing, Ralph, which hints at my having forgotten yo"'"..., -. . 4 .i ,, .,!' The letter was delivered to Ralph Olmsted that evening1 through "the agency of a servant, and for one week, at least, Julia's promise was kept,'! ': It was a weary week. She denied herself. to most of the friends who called, and seldom left her Own cham ber, 'i As for anything like social 'in tercourse between herself and old Mrs. Morton, an occasional remark on either side (though generally on J ill iu's) was the nearest approach to it.- I think it very probable that the grand mother's heart was deeply touched by the low spirits arid altered maimer of one whom she loved with the most sincere fondness. But, although Mrs, Morton's nature was at bottom a very well-spring of amiability Bnd benevo lence, thus to bo thwarted in her , fa-' vorite scheme of marrying Julia to the son of Mary Presoott (her life, long friend, whom years of foreign residence had separated from . her), was a source of the most poignant re- "gret. Tho old lady did not thorough ly despair, however; oi eventually ac complishing this design. Julia's self imposed absence from Ralph Olmsted might have the effect of making him "doubly dear," but she believed in Frank Presoott's powers to efface the impression which the former lover had made upon her heart. His arrival from Germany, where he had, been educated at tho Gotteugen Universi ty, nd where the last fourteen years of his life had been spent, she daily expected, And judging from the eu logistia letters which Mrs. Morton had received from her friend, Mrs. Presoott, touching upon "dear Frank" and his acoomplitlimenis, fine breed ing and good looks, there seemed' lr tie doubt that he would prove, after all, the acceptable suitor. One atternoon, while Julia and Her grandmother were seated at dinner, a letter was handed to Mrs. Morton, which bore the New York post-mark, and proved to be from no less a per son than Mr. Frank Prosoott. He had arrived from Germany the day before, and would do himself tho pleasure of visiting Mrs. Morton aud Miss Julia that evening. , "Uood gracious! exclaimed the old lady, after reading the letter aloud to her grandchild, and dropping her gold spectacles iu quite a flutter of excite ment. "He is to be here this evening, and I have given no extra orders for sup- 5er. It's nearly four o'clock now, ulia, and I should advise you to be gin dressing. Wear your lavender silk, my dear, and the pearl necklace" (Mrs. Morton quite lorgot to appear offended just then), "and if you care about that diamond buckle of mine for your waist, my dear " "You are very kind," Julia inter rupted coldly, "but as I am not par ticularly axious to fascinate Mr. Presr colt, and I do not consider that his wealth makes him a distinguished vis itor, I shall dress plainly, if you please. A half-hour will amply sufBoe for my toilet." . : ; The old lady shrugged her shoul ders with a comme-il-vous-plaira air, and presently rose from the table. Julia, following her example, went to ber chamber and remained there until dark, so lost in her own bitter, sad thoughts as to be utterly ertreleBs and inattentive to what paseed below stairs. She had never loved' Ralph so dearly as now never felt more keen ly the insult conveyed in those words of her grandmother "an imposter"-r "a penniless adventurer." Because Frank Presoott had enjoyed the ad vantages of a German University, was be therefore more educated, more ac complished than Ralph V Because one was a gentleman at leisure, and the other a struggling landscape art ist, who bad come to Ingoldham for the purpose of painting some of its beautiful scenery, and earning his bread with the talents Heaven gave him, could such a difference imply Frank Prescott's superiority over his rival? What, then, was the barrier that divided their positions in the eyes of Mrs. Morton. Wealth, and wealth onlyl These, and other thoughts of a like nature, occupied Julia's mind during the three hours which she spent in her own room. At about seven o'clock, curiosity to discover whether Mr. Presoott had arrived caused ber to open the door and ask the question of a servant who was at that moment lighting a lamp in the upper hall, ' The servant was not snre that the gentleman who had called and asked for Mrs. Morton about an hour ago, Was Mr. Prescott. But Mrs. Morton was then in the sitting-room with that gentleman. As Julia was about re-closing her door, a voice, which she recoguized as her grandmother's sounded from be low stairs. "Julia, is that you ? Mr. Prescott is waiting very anxiously to see yon." "And he shall see me, dressed as I am in morning costufne," thought Julia. Without giving a glance at her mirror, she descended the stairs. Mrs. Morton, ber face beaming with smiles, met Julia as she entered the sitting-room door. A gentleman was standing at the further end of the apartment, bis back turned toward the door, evidently scrutinizing an old family portrait which hung above the mantel. "Julia," said Mrs. Morton, speaking in an extremely ceremonious voiee, "J wish to present to you Mr. Frank Prescott, of whom yon have heard so often." Tuegentleman turned and approach ed Julia,1 who' glanced ". at his faoti startedj' turned suddenly pale, and then as suddenly blushed, and finally exclaimed , , "Ralph I" " ' " : , 1 J The next nlotriont he vas at ' her side, holding one of her bunds between both of his, and speaking fondly in her. ear : ' , . ' "Not 'Ralph' any longer, my love, but Frank Prescott, who from this night throws aside the mask with which be has beeu so long deceiving both you and your tstimable grand; mamma. You will forgive me,, darl ing, won't yoU?'1 Itwas'all done to test) your truth arid constancy ; and so nobly have you stood tho test,' Julia, that I am heartily ashamed of my de ception.. I had a strange theory about all womankind, when 1 left Germany four months ago, ' I believed them to be shallow, vain and mercenary, my dear, with hardly a single exception. But you have upset that theory and made me a firm believer in your sex." : "And so, grandma," said Julia, as, a half hour later, the little party was seated at supper, "you were right after all in calling Ralph I mean Frank an imposter, i-i ' - "Yea, my dear," said the old lady, "put 1 must ask pardon lor using sucli terms, all the same." , , '""I think matters have been brought to an admirable understanding between yourself and Julia,'.' said Frank Pi es cott with a merry twinkle iu his eye, jected to Presoott, you to Olmsted ; and by a species ot lawful bigamy she id enabled to satisfy you as well as herself, and to marry both gentlemen at once 1 ' . , ; CUTTING LOOHB. : i i . li The Dalles JfoiMifcrineer, heretofore a staunch Republican paper, is evi, dently becoming disgusted with the ruinous policy of its party, and is preparing to cut loose from its al legiance to the rotten Radical dy. nasty..' 'AYe copy the lollowing article ;roin its columns of last week: Every day we see a weakening of parlywm, and tne strengtuemng ot pa triolism among the masses of the peO' pie. -You talk to a man now ' about "party record, and threaten to "read him out the party," and he will laugh in your face. There is great vitality in our nation, and abundance of patriotism,1 that will rally and save the country from UMsansm. Already the brake is be ing bandied, and the car of State must soon stop on the down errade to destruction. It is not enough that the people are patriotic their pa- triotism must be aroused to action and properly directed. The want of it was never lacking in the ancient Greeks and Romans when they lost their liberties. It only remained dormant by reason of tbe attention of tbe people being diverted from the affairs of their country. Love of country is a natural instinct in the breast of every human being it is as natural as the love of parents. Many things have occurred in the past four years, to divert the attention of the people from the real situation of anairs. Demagogues ana omce-seeK-ers have flattered the people by con stantly reminding them of their -noble patriotism which preserved their nation as a whole taking oare to keep alive and create a bitter feeling of one section of the country against the other this being their principal political stock in trade while the work of every true man was and is to establish good-will nnd harmony be tween the sections so recently en gaged in war. Physical force has done its work-Mriendship and kind ness toward the people of the South can alone inspire them with friend ship and love for the North, as like begets like. ""This pandering and fostering popular' prejudices has di rected the attention of tbe people from publio affairs, while corruption and plunder has been the order of the day, and gigantic corporations and rings have been formed, and have attached themselves to the body politic, like blood suckers, drawing the very life blood of the nation. It has become almost a struggle for life. The question is, shall corpora tions and nominal rings rule the peo ple, or shall the people rule them? If you prefer the former, stick to partyism, and obey the party lash, and bow obsequiously to party disci pline. If you would save your country, which all love, assert your manhood, and free yourself from party thraldom. Partyism of to-day, big tit a name existing without dis tinct issues without an object and meaning. , , , ., . ., , ,. WHAT TUB FARlttKB MUST KNOW. The farmer, like the business man, must know wbat he is doing; he must have some pretty decided ideas nf what. Via ir In artnomnlish in fact he must calculate it before band. ' He must know his sou that oi each lot; not only the top; but the sub-poil. i . i " ' . " He most know what Grain and grass are adapted to each. He must know wnen is tne dost. time to work them, whether they need summer fallowing. " , ! lie must Know tne condition in Which tbe ground must be when plowed, so that it be not too wet, nor too dry. " ' ' v He must know that some grains require earlier sowing than others, and what these grains are. He must know that it will pay to have machinery to help him as well as muscle. He must know about stock and mnnnrfifl. nn ,1 the cultivation of trees and small fruits, and many other tnings. in a woru, no must iuui what experienced, observing farmers Ifnnw hA ftlirA fit HVICCQHS. Then he will not guess will not run risks. . Intelligent boy "Pa, I'm sorry you've got the 'fluenza." Papa '.'AVhy, luddie?" Boy '"Cause I might catch it, you know!" THK lslUUT IIUIUAJUr;. Truth About the Famous Vlmrsf. "Into , the Bloutn oflli'li." . At last we have a historical blunder gracefully corrected, and a handsome defence ot a bravo soldier whose name has been under a cloud. It has bocu popularly decided that Captain Louis Nolan, of Lord Raglan's staff, being an impetus soldier, purposely misoou Strucd the autual meaning ot an order which he carried into tho authoriza tion ' of ' the senseless saoritice of the Light . Brigade, and that Ins only exouso. was that lie was the first man killed in the charge. Launoo Poyntz, in the Gal- axy, after reviewing tbe topography of the battle-field and the position of tho lorces, says: As it was, matters stood thus when Nolan left Raglan, bearing the "fourth order," Tbe Russians were clustered ou two hills, the English and French cavalry stood looking on. Lucan was in his . usual nervous, irritable state when the gallop of a horse was heard. A tall, slender young onioer, with a trim figure and black mous tache, was coming down a sleep de scent at full speed; with a white en velope stuck in his belt; and every eye was on him in a moment. It Was Captain Nolan, in his soar let shell-jauket, a little forage cap set on one side of his dark ourls, his face full pf joy and eagornesss.: . An audible whisper went through the ranks. "Ordors come! Nolan's the boy that'll show us the way to move." J or Nolan was well-known and uni versally beloved, . . In another moment he had dashed up and saluted ; then handed hrs let ter to Lord Lucan, The cavalry gen eral lore it open with nervous haste, characteristic of every movement of of his lordship. When he read it over his countenance changed. Then his lordship broke out, something in his stylo: , '; "Why, good heaven, sir, what can this mean f With the little force at our command we can barely hold our own, much less advance. It is per f'eotly Buicidal. How can we ad vance,?" . I,; -. ' Nolan's eye began to blaze. , He had just come from the high ground whence the whole Russian position could be seen at glance. Knowing that his order contemplated the doubling back of the Russian columns and saving the guns iu the redoubts, be was impatient of the pragmatical objection of this captioifi man. in a stern and distinct tone he said to Lord Lucan:' : "Lord Raglan's orders are that tbe cavalry should attack immediately." "Auaok, air?" cried Lucan, angrily. "Attack what? What guns, sir?" Nolan threw his head back indig nantly, and pointed to the Causeway ridge where the Russians were busily at work trying to haul away the cap tured gunB. The group was standing at tho right of the entrauoe of tbe north valley. , , ,, . "There, my lord, is your enemy," he said, "and there are your guns." The captain forgot that he was talking to an excited and impractica ble man. AVrong-headed Lucan ohose to f'anoy that he pointed at the end of the valley, and with all the ob stinacy of his nature kept to the er ror. "Very well, sir, very well," he said angrily. "The order shall be obeyed. I wash my bands of it." , , He wheeled his horse and trotted off to-where Cardigan sat in front of his brilliant lines gnawing his gray moustache and charring over his inac tion. ... . Then said wrong-headed Lucan : "Very well, my Lord," was all he said. Then turning to his staff. "The brigade will advance," he said quietly. Meanwhile Nolan, after bis sharp passage of arms with the division commander, had ridden off to tho right brigade himself, where he was cheerfully talking to his sworn com rade and friend, Capt. Morris, of the seventeenth Lancers. Now that he had maintained his position as mouth piece of the oommander-in-chiet, against the impudent, fault-finding Lucan, he fok happy. His beloved cavalry was to be launched at length on this glorious mission against the Causeway Ridge, and already D'Al lonville was preparing to assault the other flank of the Russians. Who can wonder that enthusiastic Nolan told Morris that he was going to see the brigade through the charge? It was his. privilege to do so, and his heart beat high with hope. Little did ho know ot the extent of pig-headed stupidity natural to the two mem bers of the English aristocracy who respectively commanded and led that charge. A clear, sharp voice was soon hoard in front of the brigade now formed in three linos. Lord Lucan rode away to the "Hoavios," and Nolan gallopod round to the rear to the loft of the brigade, as the sharp voice cried : "Light brigade forward trot march!" In a moment the front lino was away, as steady as if on parade at a rapid trot, following an erect geutlo man, mounted on a chestnut thorough bred, and wearing tight scarlet trous Ara ami a rilnn f tir-trimmfid taukot. the front a perfect blaze of gold. The ereot gentleman was as siouuor in Azure, as alert in gesture, as a boy ot twenty, and yet that man was fifty seven years old, and tbe Earl of Car digan himself. ".Lord Cardigan, you will aitaok the Russians in the valley." Tho earl dropped Lis sword in salute. - "Certainly, my Lord, but allow mo to point out to you that there is a battery in front, a battery on each flank, and the ground iis oovored with Russian rillemen. "I can't help it," said Lucan, snap pishly! "it is Lord Raglan's positive order that tho light brigade is to at tack tho enemy. We have no choice but to obey." . Then Cardigan bowed his head. . But hardly had thev started when Nolan uttered a cry of astonishment aim rage. ' .('Good God! are the fools going to charge down the valley?!' he shouted. . Then setting spurs to his horse, he dashed out of his plaoe 'and galloped madly across the front, waving his sworn.- i ' .... 'Where yon going, my lord f" he shouted. "That is not Lord Rag lap's order! Change front to the right. lhi8 way l This way ! The Batteries on the ridge I" ' ' Lord Cardigan was as hot-tempered in bis way as Lord, Luoan. The au daoily of an officer presumiog to oross his front wa enough. For that offi cer to address bis brigado was an ad ditional insult.: He spoke not a word, but pointed firmly forward with, his sword. Nolan's words were lost in the thunder of hoofs, and all that was seen was his figure crossing tho front and willdly gesticulating, pointing to pausoway Ridge. ', ,; Then the Russian batteries opened. There was a flash, a boom, and a sec ond flash in tho air, a little cloud ot white smoke, and a loud spang I as the first shell burst in the face of the trotting )ino. Poor Nolan threw up his arms with a tearful shriek, and fell back in his saddle, stone dead, struck through the heart. With a low groan of rage the rushing horsemen quiok eucd their pace and dashed ou, at a wild gallop into tbe valley ot death, Tho secret of Balaktava perished with Nolan. - A CONDUCTOR TO BK TllUSTED. ' One day before Cornelius Vander bilt obtained possession of the Hud son River Railway, he was traveling, it is said, from New York to Albany ; and considering himself a privileged character, went iuto the baggage car to emoke. He had been enjoying his cigar but two or three minutes when the conductor came alongand informed him politely that he must not smoke there. Vauderbilt said that it would not make any difference that it was all right, &c.; but the conductor was of a different opinion declaring that it was contrary .to tbe rules of the road. ' You don't know tne," said the speaker. "My name is VanderbiH; I am sometimes called Commodore. I generally do about as I please." 1 don't know nor do 1 care who you are, Mr. Vandorbilt. I intoud to obey the rules. If you were ten times a Commodore I could not per mit you to smoke here, and you must go elsewhere to finish your oigar." The foyalty to duty displayed by the conductor pleasod the ancient Cornelius, and be went out, though not before ho said to the conduotor: "You are the right kind ot a man for your plaoe. You don't respeot persons. I think of buying this road, and if I do you can stay on it as long as you like." ' Vandorbilt did buy the road and re tained the oonductor. . He frequently remarked that that man could be trust ed; that he was never mistaken in judg ing of character, and that he knew from the first that the oonduotor was sound. . , ;. , . : ' Tho oonduotor stayed on the road for five years, and in that time, as the story goes, stole himself into a pecu niary independence. so much tor Vainderbilt s knowl edge of charaoter. Evidently tho conduotor knew Vanderbilt better than Vanderbilt knew the conductor. BRIGHAII AND HIS WIVES. Brigham Young is reported to have expressed hiinsolt as follows in one of his recent "sermons" in Salt Lake City : "I wish my woriien to under stand that wbat I am going to say is for them as well as others, and I want those who are here to toll thoir sis ters, yes, all the women in the com munity. I am going to give you from this time to tho Ctli of October next for reflection, that you may determine whether you wish to Btay with your husbands or not, and then I am going to set every woman at liberty, and say to them, 'now you go' your way.' And my wives have got to do one ot two things, either round up their shouldors to endure the afflictions of this world, and live thoir religion that is, polygamy or they must leave ; for I will not have them about me. I will go into heaven alone rather than to have scratching and fighting about me. I will set all nt liberty. What, first wife, too ? Yob. liberate you all. I do not want 4hem to receive part of the truth and spurn the rest out ol doors. Let every man thus treat his wives; keeping raiment enough to coyer his body, and say to your wives, take all that I have and be set at lib erty, but it you stay w;th me, you shall comply with the law of God in every respeot, and that, too, without- any murmuring ur wuimug. xuu : : .u:: -v.. must fulfill the law ot Uod in every respect, and round up your shoulders to walk up to lbs mark without any grunting." Tub horse as well as man may, it appears,"puthisfoot in it." In Talma City, Iowa, a horse was found pros trate, with his left hind foot in his mouth, tbe heel of the shoe so caught in tbe teeth that tbe poor animal was' utterly helpless. It took three men to get the foot out of the horse's mouth. How it got there must be a matter of conjecture, but it is Sup posed that the foot itched, that the horse tried to bite it, and so got the heol of the shoe caught in his teeth. He was in his struggles thrown down, and but for assistance must have per ished of hunger, since no horse can eat with a bind foot in his mouth to any advantage. One may live as a conqueror, or a king, or a magistrate; but he must die a man. The bed of death brings every human being to his pure in dividuality) to the intense contem plation of that deepest and most solemn of all relations, the relation between tho creature and the Creator, . I "THIS BLUB AND THK GRAY." i The tender recollections of Deco- . ration Day still appear in the press pt me southern states. Occasionally we meet with noble words, which should be oaught up and repeated North and South.' The Richmond hnquirer, for example, speaking of the brave General W. H, Lytle, , of uuio, itiuea wnue attempting to re inforce General Thomas, in 1863, uses the following language: ' He wus killed far in advance of bis command, while gallantly leading an assault upon pur lines. ;, His horse bore his corpse into our lines, and the steed and bis dead rider were both captured.' So soon as it was known that the author of that rare poem, "I am Dying, Egypt, Dying," lay dead iu the camp, . officers and men crowded around to take a last look at the face of the poet-soldier Who bad achieved so great a literary triumph. ; There was no - rejoicing over tbe death of this fallen, enemy; but there was in truth something on each soldier's cheek that for the mo ment washed away the stains of pow der. Tenderly they took him up, and when tbe battle was over, an escort of honor, appointed from among the leading Confederate officers, bore him back to his own camp under flag of truce, on a rudely-constructed funeral bier, with his martial cloak around him. In life he had touched the chord of human sympathy which makes all the' world kin and in death its harmonious vibrations silenced all resentment, and thrilled the hearts alike of friends and foes with a nobler passion than hatred or revenge. , , . ; .: CARING FOB AN U.HBKELLA. An inoident that befell a recent traveler on a New Hampshire railroad is thus told by the Portsmouth Chron icle: Ho had occasion to get out of the oar at New Market Juuotion, leaving his umbrella lying aoross the seat he had vacated. Returning, two nicely dressed ladies sat in the seat ahead, and as be resumed his sitting one ot them said, "xou may pass me that umbrella, if you please." He re plied, "Is it your umbrella, madame?" "I will take ohargo of it," said sho, and the , accommodating gentleman passed his umbrella over to the lady. Then a pause. "Now, if you please," suggested the gentleman, "I will trouble you to return my umbrella. It's a silk one and a good one. I paid just $10 for it, and I'd dislike very much to part with it. 1 lie passen gers by this time had beoome inter ested in the conversation, and, as tho umbrella was returned to its owner, the lady who had shown suoh a pe culiar interest in it was observed to flush doeply, while the owner regret ted that lie had found it necessary to rebuke her. 1 . A Curious Climate. The olimate of Peru is set forth by a correspond ent as exceedingly peculiar and strange. It never rains thero, we are told, but during certain seasons, and when tbe atmosphere is filled with clouds, "dew falls so thick, heavy and continuous that it will saturate the heaviest clothing in less than half an hour." The coming and going of the olouds that distill this, dew iB another strange thing oonnected with Peru. The changes are reported so rapid and violent as to startle the stranger. One may be walking along the street, glo rying in the rich warmth of the sun shine, and admiring the deep, clear, blue sky, and almost imperceptibly a ohange takes placCj "and from the southward a ' mass of dark olouds como rolling across the tirmamont, and soon the blue sky is replaced by a somber pall, and to the glorious sun shine suocads a drizzling, penetrating m'lBt." And this is also changed again, even while one is preparing to guard against tbe mist, tbe suuliglil and the sky reappears in all their brightness and beauty. THE name "Printer's Devil'! origi nated when Aldus Manutius set up in business as a printer in Venice. He came in posession of a little negro boy. 'This boy was known ovor the city as "tho little black devil" who assisted the mysterious bibliofaotor ; and some of tho most ingnorant peo ple belioved none other than Satan, who helped Aldus in the prosecution of his profession. One day, Manutius, desirous to dispel this strange hallu cination by publicity, displayed the young "imp" to the proper classes. -Upon this occasion he made this short but chartoristio speech : "Be it known to Venice, that I, Aldus Manutius, printer to the Holy Church and Doge, have this day made publio exposure ot tho printer's devil 1 All those who think he is not flcsb and blood may como and pinch him," Tun "Old Stvle." The old style of Governor does not meet the ap proval of the Cincinnati Commercial, which pictures its man as follows : "The lawyers and politicians, tbe soldiers and statesmen we have tried them, and they are not wanted. It is'ln vajn to seek among the profes sions for the man we are after. He ought to be a farmer, a cultivator of beef and bacon, beans and buck wheat, cows and corn, cabbage and cucumbers, with a strong smell of the soil in bis blouse and the fra grance of the barnyards on his boots a man fur removed from contact with cities and unknown in the pre cincts of court-houses, whom con tractors have not contaminated nor monopolists manipulated." A Missouri editor's foot are so largo that they were lately mistoken for bill-boards, and when he awoke from one of bis afternoon naps, he was horrified to find his peduls cov ered with cirouB posters. . ' 'S' Amido-mono-chloro-benzensulpho-nio acid has been discovered. It is very powerful even in minute, quan tities but they have to keep it iu big jugs, so they can get the label on. A TKItfMIlLIfl JMI'HI.yONMIJfJ-lV : Allowity Kirk, the scene of Burns' "Tarn O'Shanter," is described an a lonely place, in the midst of which is a small Colliery, mere outlyimr patch of the Soottinh coal field.' In this colliery hnppened one of the most remarkable instances of the te nacity of life that has ever occurred, In tbe churchyard of the neighbor ing town of Dailly, the curious visitoi' will find a tombstone with this , in scription: "In memory of John Brown, collier. He was inclosed in Kilgittiumie coal-pit by a portion of it having fallen in, October 8, 133S, and was taken out alive and in full possession of hi8 mental faculties, Ootober 31at, having been twenty three days in utter seclusion from the, world, and without a"partielo of food. He lived for three days ofter, having quietly expired on the evening oi! November 3d, aged CO years."' - evidence of such survival is incontestable. Brown was workin; in the' pit when the timbers began, to give way. Tbe other workmen flod,. 11-1 - J f. out lie cuuuy returueu tor mu juctei, saying it was a new one, and he could not afford to loose it. That was the last seen of him for twenty-tiree days, when, he was rescued. , He was then mere skin and bono, and bad upon him the death-like dull ness of a corpse. , Fungus had spread ... !,,, nn tlirmryl, I,n l,.,.l !,..,, rotten log, AH through his hair and bristly bedrd . the ' white fungoid growth had crept, and the unearthly sight was one never to be forgotten. Yet he was sensible, conversod freely, and lived, as stated, three days. '. i.,, ,. HIS GRATITUDE,,1': !..!! ' The New Albany Ledger-Standard tolls of an incideut, which, if truo, does muoh towards redeeming our raca from the chargo of selfishness. . A gentleman had assisted another to start in business, whereby ho bad risen from poverty and obsourity to wealth and distinction. - Quite recent., ly tho daughtor of the benefactor was! married. Her father, not having kept pace with his protege in the race for wealth, was unable to bestow" Up on her any rich gift with which to commence life. But the gentleman who, years before, had profited by his benevolence had not forgotten what he owed to him, and, considering that it would be a delicate way of acknol edgipg his indebtedness to bestow a present upon tho daughter, held many consultations with his . family as to what it should bo. Unable to decide it wag finally Concluded to fnako the preBOnt in money and let her invest it as she saw fit; and, whilo the others brought gilts of plate and jewels, tho. grateful millionaire simply pressed in tho band of the bride a package of nnnnn. anil ilanavtoil , Tm.nina tlia .l.uiivj nuu uvjiaiwui .luagiuu unw exultant joy of the brida and . her spouse when, on unrolling it,, the pack age was found to contain a dollar greenback, SQUIBS FRON THE D ANBURY "NMVTS.' An afllicted Brookfield woman bor rowed a marble-top bureau to uso at a funerul. , . j Minnesota is tbe only Stato in the Union worth a continental dam. , It is situated at Chenganatnria. AVe are not going to Europe, as has been reported .. . AVe shall never leave our post again nnloas we ran get A pass. ''.'.', Sunday is a poor day to raise funds Devotional paints look nice, but set ular breeches are the things tly count. ,, ' . . ': . . I The women pretend that they f in need of suffrage, but they would be content with an eye in tho back of their head. '' 1 It looked like rain all day Sunday, but people went to church without umbrellas in hopes to tempt Provi dence. Their trust was beautiful, but it didn't work. At the depot Monday evening au eager looking man jumped from the train aud olaspod a waiting woman in his arms. "Heavens! my- wife!'' said he. "Mercyl my ruffles?" said she. Which showed what both were thinking of. " ' Tho dashing style of dross in which a Nelson street woman appeared at a dance the other evening created not moro attention than the ngils motions of her husband on tbo floor, which. were remarKaoie, in Tiew or tue lact that one of his suspondefs was held by a match. Tub St. LouiB Di'patch gives ltd following ncoount of a serenade given to ex-i resiueut o citerson uavis in nt. Louis : "Last night two sable Afri cans, who in ante bcllum times hoed tne corn ana picKea tue cotton on Mr. Davis' plantation , serenaded theiv old master at tbe Planters'. Upna the conclusion of theiv dulpet strains' Mr. Davis called tberu . to his room and made them both handsome pres ents. He was also) called ou by au old aupty who had tho charge of nursing his oldest child. The affec tion of tho warm hearted ex-slavea for their old master, and the kind in terest manifested by that distin guished gentleman would have made an original abolitionist turn black with chagrin. , They have a practical way of iiwlit-' ;n ritaKr., Hampshire. A Manchester man who bad Unfairly obtained a farm of a dying man to the detriment of the widow and lus ociluren, recently vis ited it to out4he hay, got his mowing machine ready tor use the next morn ing, and retired. That night about twonty men and women turned out, prepared tbs hny by moonlight. Bold tho crop, and placed tho niooev iu keeping for the rightful btiis, all bo " fore daylight. A young man in Chico;;o found au old deacon, he knew, "buckinsr tho tiger" in a gamblinjr bull. "Win,;." be exclaimed, "Deacon, yon her:"" "Yes," was the reply, "I'm bound ! breakdown this wicked injstUr.'.-