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Fare at reduced rates. J. D. BILES, ' Dee. 18, 1871. , .agent. VOL. VIII. MR. BONSALL'S MATCHMAKING. My nncle, Alexnnder McFnrlane, was wailing breakfast, an event very uncommon with him. for Aunt Nancy was the soul of punctuality. Never theless ulio was a little late this tnnrn inj;. Eight o'clock was the breakfast hour, and it was no w fully toil min utes past. Aunt Nancy was not my Uncle McFarlane's wife, lie was a widow er of some fifteen years' standing. Fifteen years before his wife had left him a delicate little boy for a keep sake, and had gone away, whispering with ber last breath that she was very happy. Her mother and sister, who had come to the house to nurse her, remained after her death, according to Uncle, McFarlane'a particular request, lie would be so glad, he said, if it were not exacting too much of a sac rifice, to have Mrs. Howard and Nancy stay with him, keep up his house, and attend to his little boy. So Mrs. Howard, who is a widow with a very siraileiied income, rented her little house in the New England village where -he had always lived, and came to preside over Mr. McFar laues's spacious mansion and liberal housekeeping iu Greenwich Street, New York my Uncle McFarlane lived in Greeuwich Street, a fact which marks the date of my story with sufficient exactness. Mrs. Howard had been dead three mouths, and still Aunt Nancy presid ed over Uncle McFarlatie's household. Neither of them had ever thought of a chauge as either necessary or desir able. Nancy had been a fair, prim, and somewhat quiet girl when she came to live in Greenwich Street. She was still a fair, somewhat prim woman of thirty live, with pretty, soft brown hair, violet blue eyes, and a pure, soft, somewhat changeful com plexion. She was not in the least ' ke a modern young lady's heroine. She had no particular aspirations beyond the limited and old-tUshioued one of doing her duty in that stale of life to which it had pleased God to call her. She diil not consider herself a martyr to uncongenial circumstances, because she made Uncle McFarlatie's shirts and mended his Ktockiugs, and even the fact of going down into the kitch en, to do up his immaculate ruiH.-s, when old Mrs. Brown's bauds were too lame, and the chambermaid's too unskilful to be trusted with them, did liol awaktn iu her iniuil any de sire to rush out into the world in search of a career. No such lancy had ever entered Nancy Howard's head. She was absolutely 'contented with her present condition." (tilling to go on making Uncle McFailane's shirts, keeping his bousv, spoiling bis child, and "making it pleasant for him," as she simply said. Her great pleasures consisted in doing muslin embroidery, visiting the poor, going to church, and reading the English classics, with now and then a novel. If Hie had any trials she kept them to herself, confiding them to no spiritual director, newspaper editor, or female, friend. Such was Naycy Howard at fiveand-thirty. My Umle McFarlane was a fine goitleman iu the true sense of the phrase. He was unimpeachable in integrity, unspotted in morals, in manners absolutely perfect a lit lie set in h:s way, ami possibly somewhat particular in eating ami drinking. He was also given to amusing him self in a quiet way with the peculiari ties of those about him. Bui he never willingly hurt or neglected any one, and he had a certain genial gracious ness of manner, which made all his employes, from Mr. Saunders, his con fidential clerk, down to Black Sam, the carman, and Davy, the errand boy, feel the belter when he spoke to them. "Miss Nancy is- a little late this morning!" observed Uncle McFar lane, as Brown, his man, brought him the paper. "les, sjr. she was out till alter twelve last night, at Sam's, sir I" "Indeed ! How was that "Well, you see, sir, Sara's girl was look with a quick consumption last spring, and his wife ain't very rugged either. M'88 Nancy, she's been there a good deal, and when Susy was struck with death last evening, she went and stayed till it was all over. It was a great comfort to them, sir. Yon see, Sam's wife, she's got a little young baby, too, and altogether it comes hard !" . "I should sar m, indeed. We must see that everything is done, Brown.- Find out when the funeral is to be, And let me know, and tell your wife to send them something comfortable when she coes to market. I3ut here comes Mies Nancy. Send tip break fast, Brown." Breakfast was usually a somewhat eilent meal, save for Ahck s chatter with his aunt; lor Mr. McFarlane al ways read the paper, invariably ask ing JNliss JSancy s permission. "Why do you look at me 60 closely, Alick r asked Miss .Nancy, as she caught her nephew's gaze fixed upon her. ' . "1 was thinking how pretty, you are !" answered Alick, with his usual frankness. '"I think you are a hun dred times prettier than Miss Kegina ocuuyler, that they make such a tuss about. And I don't want her for a 6tep-mother. So there!'' "What is that about Miss Schuy ler?" asked iny uncle, lavinz down his paper. "It strikes roe that you are- taking rather a liberty with that young lady to say nothing of myseli." - "It wasn't ; me, father; it was Mr. Bonsall," answered Alick. "Mr. Bonsall asked me if I wouldn't like a young lady like Miss Regina Schuy ler to come into the house ; and I told him no I didn't want any one but Aunt Nancy. Then he said Aunt Nancy was an old maid; and I said, it she was forty old maids she was a hundred .times prettier than Mi-s Regina and so Bhe is !" . , "We won't discuss that matter 1" said my uncle, annoyed, but repress- "You We all know his ways!" low nis wnysi -,- There was somevning in latnor s tone which made Alick aware that ho had better drop the subject. Uncle McFarlane went on with his paper, but now and then glanced over it with an expression of some interest. "Nancy is pretty!" ho said to him self. "There is something in her face which reminds mo of my mother." Jlreakfast being over, my undo put on his overcoat, asking, as he did so, his invariable question, "Have you any commands for the city 1"' "And, by the way, uleajo see that everything is dono for Sum's ' lamily. The poor womau will perhaps be the belter for some port wiue, or ale, and let everything be nice about the luner al. I will take the expenso on my self. Sam is a good lailhful fellow." "Really Nancy is very pretty!" said my uncle, as he. walked out of the house. "I never thought much about it before, but she is decidedly pretty. Miss Regina Schuyler, in deed. Really Bonsall is too bad to put such notions into the boy's head." And Mr. McFarlane pursued his way to the oilicc, unconscious of the fate awaiting hnu there. "Auy letters, Sannders ?" he asked, as he passed the clerk's desk. "I see the packet is in." "Yes, sir. They are ojjyour desk, and Mr. Bonsall is waiTrtig lo speak to you in your room. What ails Mr. McFarlane':" said the clerk to him self, as his principal passed on. "I don't believe he ever before forgot to ask lor my wife. I hope nothing is wrong." Mr. Saunders had an inva lid wife, who was indebted to Mr. McFarlane for many little comforts. Mr. Bonsall was waiting in the of fice. He was a stout man with red hair and whiskers, and a bin IT, un compromising manner. He had a habit, on which he prided himself, of always "speaking his mind' that is, of saying everything and anything which came into his head a habit which did not cause him to be beloved by his acquaintances. He and Uncle .UcrurJaue had once been partners, and they stiil kept up a kind of inti macy at which many people wnmlered. "Well, Bonsall, how goes Ihe world with you ?, asked my uncle, leisurely tailing o IV his coal and overshoes. "Oh, well enough. It it dun t go to suit me, I make it, thats all, an swered Mr. Butisall. "But, see here, McFailaue, I didn't come hero to bandy coinplimeti's. I want to l&ik to ou about a serious matter." "Well, w hat is il?" asked my uncle, preparing to l.stcu, not without a long ing glance at his loreign letters and papers. i in going to fpe.ik my miml, as 1 always do!"' said Mr. Bonsall. "I want to know what you mean to do about Nancy ?" "About Nancy! repealed my a tincie. Willi a Utile slarl. "Ylhal about Nancv ?" "Aye, what about her? that's just it. Of course vcu can't go on as you do now. It wan well enough when the old lady was alive; but her death changes at thai, and lolks will talk. Nancv ' an old maid, lo be sure lorty, if she's an hour " "1 hirty-hve! said my uncle, cor recting him. "Well, five vears don't matter much. She's an old .naid, as I said. Still, folks wilt and do talk, and you ought to gel rid of fcer. The truth is, Mc Farlane, you ought to marry again; and of course you can't with Nancy in the house." "You think so ? "Why, of? course, not. There's Miss Regiua- Schuyler, now. She'd jump at the chance of marrying you; but you don t suppose she would set up housekeeping with Nancy How ard, do you '? "1 must beg, Ronsall, that you will not bring Miss Schuyler's name into question," said my uncle. "Such lib erties are not to be taken with re spectable yung ladies." "Liberty ' or not, she woald have you in a minute. And there's another thing al.oCt it. Nancy Howard is dead in love with you, herself, and of course you can't marry her that is out of the ijtiestion." "Nancy J Howard !" repeated my uncle, iii a (tone of bewilderment "To be .sure, man. Any one but you woiil have seen it, though Nancy is not the woman to throw herself at any man's! head, I'll say that for her. My wife has known it this long time, and I can see it, too. Of course you can't marry her. She is old, and poor, and plain, and in delicate health be sides. So, of course, all you can do is to get rid of her. Send her home to her tiative place with a pension, marry. Regina Schuyler, and begin life anevjr. "Does Mrs. Bonsall really think that tliat Miss Howard entertains such sentiments ?" asked my uncle, as Mr. Bopsall paused for a moment : "Women see such things more clearly than men." "Oil course 6he does. She was talking of it last night. 'Nancy ought ito have a change,' says she, 'if she don't fihe'll go off like her sister. She's a quiet, patient creature,' says she; 'but it is easy to see what ails her,' (Now, you see, her being con suupljive is another reason why you can't (marry her. So, there! I've spoken my mind as I always do; and I hop you will have sense enough to act urjon it." , "I shalljcertaiuly act upon it !" said my uAcle, calmly. "Alid soon, I hope!" said Mr. Bon sall, rising, "the sooner the better." "Tie, sooner-the better !" echoed my uricle. "I quite agree with you. Thank you, Bonsall, thank you.'! . ;. "I j'think t d;d a good work this mornling !" said Mr. Bonsall to his wife, las he was preparing to go out: "I spbke to MeFari jpe about Nancy!" And pe repeated the substance of the conversation. Mrs. Bonsall was a quietl kind-hearted woman; but, like her husband, she sometimes spoke her mindi - She did 60 on this occasion ing his annoyance; as usual, need not miml Mr. Bonsall. ALBANY, OREGON; EIUDAY, MAY 9, 1873. "Bonsall, you are an idiot! Most ot men are iu such matters, and you aro a periect one." Mr Bonsall lookod as if some one had thrown a wet towel iu his face. -"Why, Mary Anno! What's thft fcr r "You'll find out soon enough. Go along, do, and leave mo in peaeo." Mr. Bonsall was always very meek when his wife took these rare fits ol plain speaking, and ho shut the door without another word. Mrs. Bonsall sat looking at the lire with un expres sion of vexation, which gradually changed to one of kindness. "After all it might bo worse," said she, speaking to the fire : "Nancy is a good soul, and as sweet as honey. Sho will make him happy, and be hap- Cy herself, and it will bo good for the oy. But I think I see Boiisall's face when he hears of it !" For two hours my undo sat look ing through his ollice widow without even looking at his letters. Then he drew a deep breath, as of one relieved of a doubt, and turned to his corres pondence. Ho did not go homo to dinner, but left the office early, stop ping at a florist's, where ho bought some beautiful hot-house flowers, and two nice hyacinth bulbs in pretty glasses, which last he sunt Mrs. Sauu ders. "Father, may I go up and see Tom Saunders?" asked Alick after tea. Aunt Nancy was silling at her work table, fresh and neatfroin top to toe. She was composed as usual, but my uncle fancied ho observed a slight chango in her manner toward himself, l'robably Alick's remarks might have disturbed her a little. "Certainly, my son. And be sure to ask, particularly, how Mrs. Saun ders funis herself. I quite forgot it this morning. I was the more ready to let Alick go its I wish to consult you on a matter of great importance to us both." And then, in his usual kind, somewhat formal manner, he opened the subject. He was desirous, he said, of going abroad for some time, perhaps for some years. He thought the change would be good fur Alick, who showed signs of deli cate lungs. Aunt Nancy's heart fluttered, and her color weut and came; but she hail long been schooled in self-control, and she made no other sifii. "It won't be for long!" said tho quiet, breaking heart to ileclf, lillle guessiug what was iu store. My uncle continued. I dou'l know exactly how he worded it, but ha made it plain that neither he nor the boy could live without Nancy. Would Nancy consent to become his wife, and be a mother to Alick in fact, as she had long been in name? And so iu an hour the mailer was all set tled. "We are asked to a wedding!" said Mrs. Bonsall lo her husband some six weeks alterward. "A wedding whose wedding?" asked Mr. Buuaall, not greatly inter ested. "Nancy Howard's!" "Nancy Howard's you don't mean " The idea which occurred to Mr. Bonsall fairly struck him dumb. ' "Yes; Nancy and McFarlane!" an swered liis wife, enjoying her lord's discomfiture. "They are to be mar ried at St. Paul's, very quietly, and sail fur Europe as soon as posible." "The deuce they are. And after all I said to, him !" "After all you said to him !" echoed Mrs. Bonsall. "The moment you told me what you said to him, and espe cially as to Nancy's being talked about, I knew you had made tho match. You could have got him to marry old Miss Paget in the same way." "But such a sacrifice, Mary Anne!" "Oh, well, I don't kuow. I dare say he might feel it a little of a sacrifice just at first; but by this time ho has persuaded himself that there never was such a woman, and that the favor was all on her side. I don't think, for my part, McFarlane will ever re gret it." And I don't think Uncle McFarlane ever did. Vom 2'ie AMine for It will be remembered that recently during the session of Congress Vice President Wilson called . Senator Gordon, the ex-Confederate General, to preside over that body, and the event was of enough significance to telegraph over the country. It was the first instance of an ex-Confederate occupying the Vice-President's seat, and it is 'remarkable how this olive branch was accepted by the South. The Now York Commercial Advertiser refers to it in this Ian guage: '. "Most of the Southern papers are charmed at the courtesy of the Presi dent of the Senate, in recently calling Senator Gordon, of Georgia, to tbe chair. Gordon fought gallantly in the Confederate army, was a first-class rebel, and believes to this day that he did right; and , yet, ' sitting as the presiding officer of the United States Senate, deciding parliamentary ques tions in a througnly loyal . body, he didn't do anything more terrible than convince bis colleagues that the most li ronounced 'traitor may be an honest. ligh-minded Judge and a true gentle man." , . . .. J . . ' Two ladies were m conversation the other" day. One lady remarked that sparrows were useful in ridding certain cities ot canter worms. The other lady said she' would rather be tormented by the latter than sparrows Just then a gentleman approached and was appealed to., "Mr. which do you think the worst, the sparrows or the worms?" He blushed a little and said "I don't know, never had sparrows." - ' The man who ate his dinner with Ihe fork of a river has . sprained bis foot while trying to spin a mountain top- . : . DIVOIiCKH IX DIKFKKKNT C'OlLTItIK. Australians Divorces Lave never beeu sanctioned iu Australia. ' Jews Ia olden times the Jews had a dincrctiotAiry power of divorc ing their wives. Juvans If a wife -be dissatisfied she cun obtain a divorce by paying a certain sum. ' Thibetans Divorces are seldom allowed, unless with, tbe consent of both parties neither of whom can uftcrward re-marry. Moors If a wife does not become ihe mother of a boy, she may be di vorced with the consent of the tribe, and she can marry again. Abyssinians No form of marriage is necessary. The connection muy be dissolved and renewed as often us tbe parties think proper. Siberians If a man be dissatisfied with tho most trifling act of his wife he tears. tbe cap or veil from her head, and this constitutes a divorce. South Sea Islands Tbe connec tion burdly deserves the name of marriage, us it is dissolved whenever the husbuud desires a cbungc. Corean The husband can divorce bis wife at pleasure, and leave ber the charge of maintaining their children. If she prove unfaithful he cau put her to death. Siamese Tho first wifo may be di vorced, but not sold, as the others may be. She thcu may claim the first, third and fifth child, and the! alternate children are yielded to tbe husband. Arctic Regions When a man de- sires a divorce, he leaves the house iu anger and does not return for several days. The wife understands the hint, packs her clothes and leaves. . , . j Drues and Turkomans Among these people if a wife asks her hus band's permission to go omt, and he says -Go," without adding, "but come buck again," bhe is divorced. Though both parties desire it, they cannot live together without being re-married. Cochin Chinese If the parties choose to separate they break a Kuir of chopsticks or copper com in the presence of witnesses, br which actiou the union is dissolved. Th husband must restore to the wife the property belonging to her prior to marriage. American Indiaus Among some tribes the pieces of stick given to the witness ol the marriage are burnt as a sigu of divorce. Uauully new con nections are formed without the old one being dissolved. A man never divorces bis wife if she Los bora him sons. Tartars Tbe husband may put away bis partner aud seek uu other whenever it pleases him, and his wife mav do the same. If she be illtreuted, she complains to tbe ma gistrate, who, attended by some of tbe principal people, accompanies her to the bouse and pronounces a formal divorce. Chinese Divorces are allowed in cases of criminality, mutual dislike. incompatibility of temper, or too much loquacity on tbe part of tbe wife. The husband cannot sell the wife until she leaves him and be comes a slave to him by action of the law for desertion. A son is bound to divorce his wife if she displeases his parents. Circassian Two kinds of divorces are granted Circassia, one total, and the other is provisional. W here tbe first is allowed tbe , parties can im mediately marry again; when the second exists the cpuple agree to separate for a year," and if, at the expiration of that time, the husband does not send for his . wife, her re latives may compel him to a . total divorce. Grecians A settlement was usual ly given to a wife at marriage for her support in case of divorce. The wife's portion was then restored to her, and tbe husband to pay monthly interest for its use during the time he detained it from her. ' Usually the men could put their wives away on slight occasions. Even the fear of having to large a family sufficed. Divorces scarcely ever occur in Mod ern Greece." ' Hindoos Either party, for a sin gle cause, may leave the other and marry again. Where a man calls his wife "mother," jt is considered indelicate, to live with her again. Among one tribe, the "Garros," if tho wife be unfaithful the husband cannot obtain a divorce unless he gives her all the property and. the children. ,. A woman on tbe contrary, may leave when she pleases, and marry another man, and convey to mm me enure property oi ner ior mer husband. -. Romans In olden times a man might divorce his wife if she were unfaithful, if she counterfeited his private keys, or drank wine without his knowledge. They would divorce their wives when they pleased. Not withstanding this, five hundred and twenty-one years elapsed without one divorce. Aiterwaras a law , was passed allowing either sex to make the application. Divorces then be came frequent on the slightest pre texts. Seneca says that some women no longer reckoned the years bv tbe Consuls, but by the number of their huubands.5 St.' Jerome speaks '- of a man who buried twenty wives, and of a woman who buried twenty-two husbands. The Emperor Augustus endeavored to restrain this license by penaitieB. jjenci ana liar. Tbe Cincinnati Commercial says that the Senate ought to fully develop the powers of pur statesmen. . And so it does.. . In a square-built, bang- up, broad-guage game of draw-poker, few players can hold four aces oftener than your average United States Sen ator. ' '; - - '"'-. PKXCIL SOTKU V0031 Til IS YOMEMITK HKOION. "The moon is looking down into the canon, and how marvelously the great rdckskiudle to her light every dome, mid brow, and swelling boss touched by her white rays, glows, as if lighted with snow. I um now only a mile from last night's camp , and have been climbing and sketching all day in this difficult but instructive gorge. It is formed in the bottom ot the main canon, among the roots of Cloud's Rest. It begius at tho dead lake where I camped last night, and ends a few hundred yards above, in another dead lake. ' The walls everywhere are cfaggy and vertical, aud in some pla ces they overlean. It is only .from twenty lo sixty feet wide, and not, though black and broken enough, the thin, crooked mouth of some myste rious abyss ; for in many places I saw tho solid, seamless floor. I am sitting on a big stone', against which .the stream divides, and goes brawling by iu rapids on both sides; half my rock is white in the light, half in shadow. Looking from the opening jaws of this shadowy gorge, South Dome is imme diately in front high iu the stars, her face turned from the moon, with the rest of her body gloriously muffled in waved folds of granite. On the left, cut from Cloud's Rest by tho lip of the gorge, are three magnificent rocks, sisters of the great South Dome. On the right is the massive, moonlit front of Mount Wutkins, and between, low down in the furthest distance, is Sen tinel Dome, girdled and darkened with forest. In the near foreground is tho joyous creek, Tenaya, singing against bowlders that are white with snow. Now look back twenty yards, and you will see a water-fall, fair as a spirit; the moonlight just touches it, bringing it in relief against the deep est, dark back-ground. A little to the left, and a dozen steps this side of the fall, a flickering light marks my camp and a precious camp it is. A huge, glacier-polished slab, in falling from the glassy flank of Cloud's Rest, happened to settle on edge against, the wall of the gorge. I did not kuow that this slab was glacier-polished, until I lighted my fire. Judge of my delight. I think it was sent here by an earthquake. I wish I could take it down lo the valley. It is about twelve feet square. Beneath this slab is ihe only place in this, torrent-swept gorge where I have seen sand sufficient for a bed. I expected to sleep on the bowlders, fur I spent most ol the afternoon on the slippery wall of the canon endeavoring to eel around this difficult part of the goige, and was compelled to hasten down here lor water before dark. I will sleep soundly on this saud; halt of it is mica. How wholly infused with God is this one big word of love that we call the world ! Good night. Do you see the fireglow on ray ice smoothed slab ? And do you heir how sweet a slccp-song the fall and cascades are singing ?" From UA Geologist" Winter W'tlk," in the Ooerland Jlotdldy for A pril. EXTntVAGANCE OK THK CiOVEO-V-31 EXT. By the published summary ot the appropriation bills for tho action of Longresss iho present session we see tbe total amount is a littlo over one hundred and eighty-one millions of dollars, and considering that the amounts of some have been or are likely to be increased, tbe total may be set dowu probably at one hundred and ninety millions. This, as our readers are aware, is for current ex penditures of the year, and does not include interest ou the national debt. Tho interest on the debt being about hundred millions, the entire expen diture will amount to two hundred and ninety millions. But, deducting the burden of the debt, which is a legacy of the war, why is it necessary in these times of peace that the cost ot tbe government should be more than double what it was thirteen years ago ? Admitting' that the thir ty millions for pensions is a proper charge, and also a legacy of the war, and as such deducting that from the hundred and ninety millions, there is still left a hundred and ninety mil lions, as the current yearly cost of a peace establishment. But the thirty- two millions set down for the post office department will be balanced by the earnings of that department less some five or six millions. That leaves a hundred and thirty-four millions tor the civil, military aud naval services, and lor miscellaneous objects au amount too largo by forty millions at least. Under the Head of "sundry civil expenses," apart from the regular appropriations for every department, the sum Bet down is nearly twenty eight millions. What are these sun dries that amount to as much as the whole expenses of the government in its purer days thirty or : forty years ago t , We have fallen upon evil times, when extravaganca and corrup tion go hand in hand together. Xea York Herald. ' - A Vermont farmer Bent to an or phan asylum for a boy that was 6mart, active, brave, tractable, prompt, in dustrious,' clean, intelligent, good looking, reserved and modest. ' The superintendent replied that their boys were all human though they, were or phans, and- . referred , him . to New Jerusalem if he wanted to tret his order filled. The farmer, in return, wanted to know where th New Jera salem was situated,, as he'd "never hern tell on the blasted placejbefore. A La Crosse, Wisconsin girl has been turned out ol .ner house and home for rubbing her cheeks against her sister a husband's beard when she wanted to get up a healthful glow for a ball. A cow at Rome, Ga., lay down re cently and her tail lroze to the ground A Southern paper, in giving a pathetic account ot the atuir, says that when the cow got up ' there 'was "another I snap. - ' . - . NO. 30 . MOW TO Kt'.V A PAPEH. ,t Don't, give it up so. A brother editor is worried because he cannot please everybody with his ' paper. Better, givt up trying,: and run the institution to suit yourself. Fairfield Democrat. , , , . . That is, the idea exactly. Run the newspaper business 'as any. other business is run. If an editor 'under takes to please too many persons be will please none, not even himself. If a person has not judgment suffi cient to run a newspaper oCice, Ui had better abandon the business; and if ho has judgment ample to make u success out of it, be hud better ud it, in preference to pulling too much reliance upon other men's judgment, who know nothing of tho business. We know of no better way to do busi ness than td do it according to one's own judgment and capacity, and if he finds that, be does not makei suc cess at it, when cntire-ly relying upon his own resources in these particulars, be may put it dowu that he cannot make a success by hearkening to every body's suggestions that ' may come along. A iriiiB must have a purpose in view in every tiling be undertakes, and must follow out that purpose with all the resources he can com mand. If ho relies upon others, be will be one way of thinking to-day and somebody else will put him in another way of thinking to-morrow.' Let every editor pubiUh an inde pendent and hign-toned journal, and publish it as tbe emeuation of his own resources and purpose. Give to his readers what he conceives to be the true doctrines and principles, aud not waver one particle, except as time demonstrate errors. There will be those who think such and such ar ticles ought to bo published. Some comiuiiuicatious ought to be publish- eu aim some ought not to be. This w ll be accepted as an admitted fact N OW. Who IS to draw th divJ.liiwr line between that which ought to go in und reach the nubile fin1 that, wl, ;--!. should not, but the editor? It is his si d uty to exercise that judgment, and if ue uoes not, lie will publish a very idificrcut and uninteresting narwr. n He must exercise this nrirortiv and make the paper hix paper and hi uusiness a uusiuess upon which he .(? r ,. ... ... ties ior a livelihood, a newspaper not a public institution. Tt i private business, and should becon ducted upon the same nrin(-in! .f any other private business. The man or men fehould be responsible, to the public, and if the nublic t,ubiin it they may rest assured that their course is indorsed, and this is the only crucible iu which to test any niau h capacity to conduct tbe busi ness iu which he mav ba piita',.,! Burlington Gazelle. noiV THE EOT ARISES. Callin? & boV tin in tl.O m.il-ninrr can hardly bet classed under the bend oi pastimes, especially n the boy is fond of exercise the day before. And it is a little sinaular that the next hardest thin?? to P-pitin a out of Ld is getting him into it. I here is rarely a mother who is a success at routing a boy. All moth ers knOW this: SO (, tlifcl'r L.rc And yet tbe mother seems to go at it n the ri"bt war. Kha nmn t! cir door and insultingly observes: John ny, mere is no response. "John ny 1' Still no response. Then there is a short, sharn moment later bv a prolonged and em- puatic "jonn Henry! a grunt from the upper region signifies that au im pressioa has been made, and the mother is encouraged to a.f.l YmiM belter be gettiiig down here to your oreakiast, young man, before I come up there an' irive vou Bompthinfr you'll feel." This so startles the young man that he immediately goes to bleep ajrain.. Aud the operation has to be repeated several times. A father knows nothing about this trouble. He rnerelv onenn hia in mi f h as a soda bottle ejects iU cork, and the "John Henry" that cleaves the air of that stairway goes iuto that boy like electricity, and pierces the deepest recesses of his very nature. And he pops out of that bed and in to his clothes, down the stairs, with n promptness that is commendable. It is rarely a boy allows himself to disregard the parental summons. About once a year is believed to be as often as is consistent with the rules of health.; He saves hi f:itrfr a good many steps by . his thought- imness. An editor is a man who livpa nn what other people owe him until he M. .1 . 1 A starves to aeatn. . a subscriber is one who takes a naner and s.ivm h is u-f 11 pleased With it, and he tells everv- i . . j. -( . ... . .. .. . oony eiso "no ought to subscribe." After he he has suliscribed hrt seven years, the editor writes to him anu asks mm to let him have ?2.5 ' (two dollars and fiftv ccnts mid thon the subscriber writes back to the edi tor and tells him not to send his old paper any : more, for there is nothing in it, aud then the poor, editor goes vna starves to death more. Shenan doah Herald. : The i 'summary ftyle they have of doing little personal ' differences in Kansas, is thus told in one case, by a correspondent: f Wild Bill you re member him? haa been A gentleman from Texas whose brother we wiia one uad sent to the spirit laud, came up to Kansas to . have a shot at William. He shot the wild William so dead that he never quiv- ereu. xuins oi a man s buying a grand horse and riding him 900 miles, last to kill a fellow: When tha T,J shot Wild Bill,: he asked the crowd in the oar-room if any gentlemen had a desire to "mix in:" if nn h 'rnnM wait until he "heeled," and take great pleasure in Kijlmg him. No gentleman expressing a desire to ; be killed, the Texan got on hisM horse; and remarking that he had business in Texas, sloa y started for the Lone Star State. Busineno notlcro in thj Local Columns, 2j cnt per line, each insertiiif,. For legal and tron.icnf adrerti.em-r-ts 2 f. ; per juiuore of 12 Um-.t, fr tlio nrt ii.-crtior . and 81 00 per sqnar fo tach cuWrno.t in sertion. , rejrtlTi.itvry Journal.) r ' a stff cmi!i.v.a, , . Tbe man loolred at bU boy proudly, sternly, sorrowfully. The lad looked into his father's face sadly, exulting ly, heroically. It was a living table. no arlist could reproduce. 'Billy," says tbe father, gravely, "I 'took your mother and sister to church yesterday." "Ye, hir." "And left you to ,e to the thing?." "Yes. sir," replied "the b y,. g-izing out through iiin window at tli iukcr as it hitcue-.l down tho gate-post,, and finally dropped iiiio the gra-tn vi;h a shrill cuirp. "And you Ji :.n t wa uv the pigs" "O o-o! Ob, ir: Geroudyi Oil, ije! ': La way, Li-vsy iu6l"- Tne slender scion of ai arple tree Tell iu tiie band of Mr. Coul ter, and up from the jaelot of the lad, like incense from su nVair, roar, a cloud of dust mingled with tbe Bap of jeans, Down iu tha youa;; clovtr of the meadow the lark en a sparrows sancheeiilv, tiic gnit and flies duuet-d up. und down iu the sunshine, tiie fie.-h soft leave of vines rustled, snii all vvaj n.ei'ry deed. UiiJy's even turned toward the iiwu of Lis father in the tri pealing agony, but slili with a sharp' bies'the h witch cut the air, failing steadily and mt-rcilesily on bis shoul ders. And a'oijir the irrecn biiik-i of the river, the willows fcbook their shiny lingers at the lifting fog, and the voices of children going by Vj school smote the weet May vir.d. "Oh, pup, I'li not forget the pigs no more! " "'Sped you won't, nei ther." Tho vtiud, by a ud '.en lifted into tha room ;t shower of white b!oofij (. petals' from a sweet apple-tree, letting thfer fall grace fully upon the patch-work cir.ct, the while a yIow:iau whistled ihiiat- ively in the distant fiiild. "Oatch. Crackee! OL! pap, papf ''.ihut your mouth, or I il split yo;i to th& . o . places iu the woo..'s. Low many cool spots besides the iuur.uuri:ig river, would have been more p'.eaiaut to Billy than the place he then occupied. "Oh, ine! oh, me'" ytllel the lad. Stiil tbe dust rose and tiunccd in tha slanting jatof the rUllliiit tliat fell across tbe room, aod tha bens out at the barn cackled und sang fr joy over new eggs laid iu choice places. At oue time during lbs failing of tlio rod tbe girl quit wishing, and thnt-t-iug her head iuto tha kitchen said iu a subdued tone, "My hind, ain't Billy gitten' an awful one?" "You're mighty right." replied the mother solemnly. Along toward the lasi Mr. Coulter tiptcd at c-verv s!roke.' The switch actually gj:r-nmeu t:irouifa the air us it fell. Billy danced.' "Novy go. sir!'' cried the v.zu, tak ing the fiizzid stump of the gal ui at the window. "Go now, aod the next time you water theai pigs." And, while the fiuch poured out u cataract of melody from tbe locust, be went. Poor boy! that wai a terrible thrashing, aud, to inuke it worse, it had been promised to him the evening before, so tuat ho hud been dreading it aud Liveriug over it all night. Now, as ho walked, through the breakfast-room, jis t-is-ter looked at biia in a commiserating way, but, on passing through the kitchen be coulJ not catch tha cyo of his mother. Finally he stood iu the free, open air, iu front of tbo closets. It was just tbea a speckled rooster on the barn-yard fence Hop ped his wings and crowed vocifer ourly. A turkey-cock was struttiug upon the gross by tbe old cherry tree. Billy opened the door of the closets. "A buy's will is tho wind's will, and the thoughts of vouUi aro long, long thoughts." Biil peeped into the closets, and then cast o. glance about him, as if to ee if any thing was near. At length, duri -ga pleasant lull ia the inorniug wind, ai d while the low, tenderly weliow flow of the river, wa3 .disticfcji: au dible, aud the song cf the bach in creased in volume, and tha bleating of new lambs ia the meadow died ia fluttering echoes under the barn, and while the fragrance of apple-blooms grew fainter, and while the sua, now flaming just above the eastern tree tops, launched a shower over him from head to foot, he took froia un der his jacket behiud a doublo sheepskin, which, with an ineffable smile, he tossed into the closet. Then as the yellow flicker rose rapi 1 ly from the grass, -Billy walked off, whistling the air of that once poou lar ballad: "Oh, give moback my fiftoeri cints." The Sural New Yorker, of July 20, 1872 contained the remedy belovy for dyspepsia, and in tho number for November SOlh a correspondent sas , , ..... - 1 . ue uas inea it ana was cured in six weeks. It is as follows: "Sweet cream or milk, the richer tbe 1-oMter; use as often :as convenient. hen any burning or. sour sensation at the st.omach appears, driuk a half pinfc of sweet cream or milk, and relief U evident. Make free use of it at meals. Total abstinence from the usa of to bacco, coffee, strong drink, or any hing very sour, must bs strictly ad hered to:; (; Coffee is the worst of- all thingsfor dyspeptics." From an Eastern exchange wo copy this, which will lve equal applica tion to thiscoast: Postage must bo pre paid on allaiewspapers af ter the 1st of July, 1873. j. There are no excep tions to tlm rule. Country papers do not go fre within the" county. There appears to be soma doubl as to this class of publication; but the law includes them aud, all others. The postage must be prepaid by the publishers, aud subscribers will . be caUed upon beforo the time fni9ntioB ed to send to the office of publica tion the acaout necessary to that cud. ; The. Hartford 'fost says: r "In the introduction of postal cards vo are behind Kngland, Germ-any, ' Switzer land,'; Belgium f Hnll.wif, - N nrwny, Sweden, Denmtr!, ' . Ru!xid. S;w:n. Port ucal and Greece, on 1 ahoad &'i 1 the Modo.-s."