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-June a, tin. 1 WniSSLIXG. BY JOSII ' BILLING 8. I htr spent grate dele uv Barchiojr, and sure oiunny, rfiw find out who wui the lust wiussltT, but up tew now I au just ti much uncivilized on the mibjekt ' as I wui. ' " I ken tell who plade on the fust juice . mrp,4u wuw eie me lust un pao ana AJtnataa jer that, .tho .harp uv a thousand strings wui discuvered in, but when whisslinjj; wus an infant is ai hard fur me "tew eaj ai my prayers ii in lo dutch. t i Whissling is a wind instrument, and IK did rv Yuirt rin r n ttiA mmitli mr.A j f . -- " vuu uv blowing thru the hoal. . , Thare aint no tewne on tho. bole ertb bat what ken be plaid on this instru ment, and that selebrated old tewne, YankeedoodIc,'bei bin almost whisaled tew deth. Grate thinkers ar not apt tew be gud wbisslers; in fakt when a man thinks ut nothing, then he begins to whuael. Wa Mldom aaa. a rukil wKn ia a mid - . - - wbissler, thare is a grate dele ut oner bright in a sharp, well-puckered whia- sell. . .' . . . ..f . r; : - Good wbisslers ar gittiog skarco, onlj 75 yeres ago thej wns pWoty, but the desire tew git rich, or to bold offis, bes tuk tin puoker out or this oniet and cheerful amusement. Wimmen, as a kind, or in tbe Inmp, are poor whissiers. i don't know how i found it out, but i em glad ut it,- is a gud dele like eroing in a ben. But i want it well understood tbat i em tbe last man on reckord who wud reiuse a woman a chance tew wbtssel u she wus certing aha bad the rite pucker fur it. - I never knit a gud wbissler but what bad a gud constituabuo. Whissiing is composed ut pacher 'and wind, aud those s two ' ackkomplishments - denote rigor. Sum pepel alwns wbiasel wbare thare is danger1 this tba do tew kepe the ' fraid out ut them. . When i wus a boy i alwus konsidered wbissling the next w - . a . a a Dest tmng to a candei tew go down cel ler with in the nite turn. The best wbisslers i bare ever bard heT bin amuncr tbe negroes, (i make this remark with the highest respekt lo tbe ackkomplishmenU ut tbe whites) i hev herd a south karliny darkey .whissel so natral that a mock in? bird wud drop a worm out ut h'm bill and talk back tew the nigger. TUK TOHB OF VICTORIA'S U18BAXD. How royalty buries its dead may be seen by the following description of Prince Albert's mausoleum, reared by tbe queen, at Windsor: Beautiful as Windsor is, it has lost t j. r - . . , . muca ox us lormer gaietj since ine aeam of princo consort, to whoen memory his wife has erected a magnificent mauso leum in the home park, at a cost, defray ed out of ber own purse, of ten thous and pounds. The mausoleum is built of eaenstone and is of a circular form, with a portieo supported on granite pil lars. Tbe walls are rich beyond descrip tion with gold end decorative ornamen tation, relieved with paintings by the first modern masters. The floor is ot tesseutea marble, in tbe center is a splendid screen enclosing tbe sarcopha gua in which lies the embalmed body of the departed prince. Each day tbe queen visits this place alqpe. Near the tomb is placed a large deep basket filled with wreathes of beautiful flowers. At hand is a small round table on which are a bible and a prayer book. 'From these she reads and prays , fervently kneeling the while. - Then she rises and taking the wreathes, advances to the sarcophagus, in the lid of which a small sheet of plate glass is inserted, and through which she can see the face and form of the departed. But the efforts of the embalmer has not been thoroughly successful, and the features that were ed beautiful in life are ia death marred by discoloration. Still it is his face, shrun ken and pallid though it be. Again she prays thinking of the years of hap- j piness she lived with him, long passed away but never to be forgotten. She stands gazing -there till she can gaze do more for tears. Gently she places the forget-me-nots upon the marble cof fin, takes one last Iiogering look with her dim eyes and slowly retires, while: from above the bell tolls out a melan-r choly requiem for the idolized dead. ' A lighthouse-keeper, recently ap pointed on the New Jersey coast, made a redieulous blunder. Immediately af ter he had taken possessioo, com plaints were made that tbe lights went out by twelve o'clock. The proper oiieer was at once sent to look into the matter, and, be was told that complaints were made against him. "For what ?" was the in quiry. "Why," replied the officer, "they , say that our lights do not burn . after twelve o'clock at night.", "Well,'" was the reply, "I know they don't, for I put'e.m mt ruyself then, for. I thought all the vessels had got in by that time, and I wanted to save the ile." t It is related that a boarding-housekeeper in Arkansas was once tusiuroea oy re port that his boarders were mutinous -be cause of the too frequent appearance of bash on toe breakfast table. Accordingly be descended to brerkfast tbe next morning,' laid one portentioos horse-pistol on each side of his plate at the bead of tbe table, and said: "Any gentleman who says he don't like hash, He., , Mr. Brown,1' be contin ued, tarninz to the nearest boarder, "will you take hash?' " ' 1 Council. BluflE's dispatch of May 20th-says: i Robert Bonner, of the New Y6rk Ledger, has accepted a challenge from CA"UvrClUV4( jJviM't.ii- jeuwiu(. j.caej. dent of the-Central Pacific .Railroad, owner of tne tjaiuornia noree, lor , a . trot in this city in June next for a puree of $50,000. . A great many, of the fast horses of the country are expected to : be here. k "Have Pnot a right to be sancy, if I please?" ssked a young lady of an old bachelor. "Yes, if you please, but not , if you displease.'' ' ' . An Eastern lyceum ia trying its teeth on the problem : "Which is tbe oldest battle-cry, 'Erin go Bragh,' or 'Indi go Blue?'' Great Waterfall discovered, as the lad said, who found a chignon hung to a lamp post. , ' , A threudb&re subject habits of literary men." working , alDAT. SCISSORING. . A nice question of pronounciaHen Mat rimony: a tpod yoke or a gnoajoKoT . The New York hack men around Union square call tbat absurd Lincoln statue the Hues Inspector. ' . ' .. France should be painted, like Fortune, standing on a wheel, fur she seems to have quite a turn for revolutions. ' ' i Mlxs Mary Lee, daughter of tho late Gen. H. . Lee, m said to be eneujced to Mr Charles Uptnn, the canliier of the First National Bank of Rochester, New York. , ' " - . ; v The worst thing in stockings Corns. Private earing listening at a key hole.-' .."Belles" call a great many people to ehurch, - , ' Out West when a notorious lasy man is caught at work, they .say he is 'med dling with industry. t , A man who sat upon a paper of car set nails said they reminded him of the nfernal rersnue tax. , 'Good blood will show itself,' as tbe old toper said in reply to a remark made on tbe redness of his nose. The saying that 'there is more pleasure in giving than , receiving,' ap plies to kicks, medicine and advice. Miss Todd, of Chicago, advertises for a husbaud six feet in height. . Here is a fair chance for a young man to get his tod. i ' Josh Billings insists 'it is a atatististi kal fakt the wicked work hardef tew reach hell than the righteous do to git to heven.' 'Is it possible, Miss, you don't know the names of your friends?' 'Oh, yes, I don't know what my own name may be in a year. 'Steam.' said Dr. Lardner. 'is tbe great annihilator it annihilates time and space." 'Yes, said another, 'and multitudes of passengers, to.' A sick man was told tbat his wife would -propably marry again. AU rizbt,' said be, tor there will be one man that will lament uiy death-' A wag, observing on the door of a bouse the names of two f hysic'ao, re marked' that it put bun in mind of a double-barreled gun, if one missed, tbe other would be sure to kill. 'George,' asked tbe teacher of a school class 'who above . all others shtll you first wish to see when yon get to heaven?' With a faee brighteaed up witlt tbe an ticipation, the little fellow shouted, Hierliahr - , ' A man was once brought up before a magistrate charged with marryiog six wives. Tbe magistrate asked him how be could be so hardened a villain. 'Please, your worship.' replied the fol low, 'I was trying to get a good one.' ' A gentleman traveling on a steamer, one' day at dinner, was making away with a large pudding close by, when be was told by a servant that it was a des sert. 'It matters not to me,' said be, 'I would eat it if it was a wilderness. LaTEBARir Food. Poetry is the flower of literature ; prose the corn, po tatoes and meat; satire is the aquafortis; wit is the spice and pepper; love-letters are the honey and sugar and letters con taining remittances are the plums. . , An old lady followed up. an . Episco pal Bishop as be traveled through his diocese, and was confirmed several times before she was detected. She -wwhed the ordinance repeated because she bad understood it was 'good for the rheums- tism.' . . .'iJ A country poet, after taking a gener al view of his life, has come to the fol lowing rhyming conclusion: MOb, I wouldn't lire furarcr, I wouldn't if I oalO; Bat I LAeda'l fret about It, For 1 couldu't if I would." A Ball. Some one describing a bail said it was a vast asseoibltge of people who had never met before and who neT- er eared to meet again, and that they talked a little, danced a little, ate a lit- tie and then went borne cross and tired put, aud scandalized not a little, A mauwas arrested at Rochester, on complaint of bis wife, for not support- tag aer. - tiis reply to tbe e barge was, he was willing to support his wife, but was not willing, to support the whole neighborhood and do his own eookiag and waaaing.aud ironing. An exchange lets fly tbe following Pulverized aiumn and common salt put on' a piece Of cotton and placed in a hoi low tooth will shut up acting so quick you will want to bug us for telling you; but you can t unless you nave a cert in cate of good moral character, are a mar- ried 'woman, and over twenty-five. A Bavarian officer in France found one. .of his' men cleaning a" chicken. 'Hallo!' cried he, 'fellow, .where did you get that chicken! Don t you know that stealing has been forbidden on pain of death?' 'A peasant woman' gave it to me,' was the answer.. .'And what did sheay?'' 'Well, she didn't say much, she oply.eried. A clergyman was once endeavoring to get a subscription in aid of some chari table' institution out of A close fisted pa- risnioner, who attempted to excuse him self on the ground that he already owed a great deal of money. 'But, said tbe minister, 'you owe uod a larger debt than you daany.QDe.else.'; 'That is so, par son; but then he ain't pushing me, like the ballance of my creditors ' - A raw Irishman, just over; went into a restaurant, and was asked by tbe wait er what he would have.. 'Why. wittles to ate.' ay " coorsel' was the reel v plate of bash wag placed before him 'Jfot's datT demanded Mickey. ' 'That' wittles', was the answer. Mickey eyed the compound suspciously for some time and Anally exclaimed: 'Be jabers, the man thai cHewed that can ate it!' 1 ' A Galesburg farmer, whose pew rent was raised to $25, exclaimed : "Great Caesar, here's a nice state of affairs the jrospel going up and pork going down What s to become ot us r" , : i - ,. A shrill old lady. J in Memphis whenever she loses her scissors rouses the family with, ".Where'i them shears appeared to?" A man in Louisville entertained his friends at a grand dinner on the occasion of the death of his mother- in-law; " ' '' V:',:.':.'.; '.';;.v.; : Infantile conversation; Johnny "Now I'll be papa, going to fix the furnace 1". Sallie "Oh, yes! and I'll be the nurse, and you must kiss me behind the cellar dour!" In describing a new organ, a rural editor says: "The swell died away in delicious suffocation, like? one sing ing a new1- song under the bed THE SINGER MantLfaoturing Company, AT TUB yonLD'l FA IB, Cootitutd by tha bom af tbs peopla Rsceived the Great Award of the . HIGHEST SALES! And bare left all rivals far behind tbeai, further SOLD IN 180 One Hundred and Twenty-8even Thousand, Eight Hundred and Thirty-Three Machines! bein 2 more thee forty thmntanii In adraaee of tholr ealee of the prevlim veer, and over or. I oar Moiitand more than A ml of any oW 'fMHJMIKV 1 fur 1870, aa ebown by tba following Azure treat (wukm returae of tba alee or Jji- eeoeet . . Th SINGER MANUFACTUMNO COMPANY old over tbe Klureuee Sew ing Maoblne Co.. . . 110,173 Maoblne. I u Sold over the Wiloos k Ulbba Sewln Machine Co., . 9S.B43 da. Sold over the Weed Sewinx Machine Co 93,831 do. Sold over the Orover A Ba ker Peering Meebina Co.. 79,431 . ' do. Sold over tbe Howe Machine Co., . . . . . . . 2,fl7T de. old 'over tho Wheeler - 5 ' - WiUoa Maau.'aot'iBK Co, 44.SS da. all ef whleh ia mainly owlna ta tho peaalarity of what if known a the "New lneliy Saw Img MachiB,n which le new fait flnalng iu way into every well roKulaled bouebild. vor Circulare Klrlnr full parlioular of Machine, their Folding Canee of many varletiee of wood and fialeh, their Altachinente for numorou kind of work, wbieh, till reoently, it wa thongbt tbat delioala nnger alone eould perform, ae well a particular! about all article uned by their Machine, euch ae Twnt, Linen Thread, Spool Cotton, Oil. Ao., Ae., apply to aav of their Aa tborlied Ajrente, or to THE SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY. 458 ftraday , A'tw York. ft& FrancUeo OCoe. 139 Monisouery Btreet. eoSKrSall WOOIi WANTED ! AT TBI 1IIGHEST CASH PRICE!! "1TTE WILL PAT THE HIGHEST CASH ? V I'rice fur all tba Wuol oflered. delivered at our M'arehouee iu Albany. rSnSfltf 15EACU A M05TEITH. STAR BREWERY! TALLY & UOUCK, HAVE E8TABLISUED AN EXTEN6IV Bravery biuiaM ia ALBANY AJCD CORTALLU, Mr. nouck keeploc tba old stand of Tally la Albany and Mr. Tally eeperiateodinc tba Ee- UblMbment at Corralii.- Bear faraUbo la SALOONS AND PRIVATE FAMILIES I ta order, and WAMASTED TO EE THE TEST BI8T1 TALLY "A UOUCK. Aprfl 14, 1171 vaS5tf. CBAmXi A. DXSX, MUoc Slu goto Wwfcfcj tta. A Keweaaawi ed H latea 14 far rewwla Xww M Bamk. Maa. WorKer. Thlakar, ea alt aef ef Beaeet Tottx aa las Wivot, Soot, WuMareafaa OHX.Y 0 SOLUR A TKAB f OX HUXDBBD COrlBB TOM US. Or lee Uea oaa Oast a Copy. Let taata be a M CJb at every ft OSes. bkxi-wzxx.lt mm, ta a txab. ar taa aaaa else eat g atari TBX WXSXLr. ket va a ataatei emletr t Wietlena teei1le.aa fteateaiag ejatmaaaaartaeetvaa grantee freenaaoi laiaw twjeea wnUeieteeaee eaJy. TBS DAJX.T BCX, M A IfXAaU A erilmwonrlv readafela aewimaer. lareeei eueaiaiioa ia lha wand. Frea. late peeoea. bb nine, m poiwiee. ail aa neve from ererywaere. Two aeaie a Soey I ky Ball. i a car. TZ&KS TO CLUB9L ' TBS DOIXAX- WXXXXY BTTE. Jrvei 25 .r at taa seeker ae or eleel. avis e im . ma wean, eeaeeatat aaa (aaSaaa i eeef to laa aeeter aa af eiefcl. BUkawa Datiavw, adanae ler aa of a am teaa e eekly aa yeer to tetter orHb), TalrtT-efctw) D TOif eoptea, aaa year. eeaantaty tiaiamt (aaeV tM aeaO-Weealyaaayewta tetter aaef rate). Tmr4Tt veuan. Oaa naaeraS an lie - tea taa Iwlly far oaa year to tea fetter eeef ataaj. wtltt OatUve. Oaa tendrod aoeVie, ewe rear, eeparately aa areeted eaa Mia DaRy lot ana year ee taa aettev npefelab). 4lxtj IaiUn. th saif.wzcKX.T Binr. TWe tyaMreeeed. Cleat DatUra. Tea aeoiee. oaa veer, eeparataty eilreieed caa aaasuaaopytosauaraporelao), attataaa Padlawa. 8EWD TOCB HOITKT toreetOOea order, eheeka, or ararte oa Krw J". eoeolMt. tf Bin. taea leglieev X. W. BJrOtJVD, FeMkker, . Saa eOoa, kew Terk cat NEW STORE! NEW GOODS! J. M. BEACH, It now opening a eeleet ttock of General Mer- - .ebaodite, eoniuting or j STAPLE AND FANCY DRY GOODS! BOOTS AND SHOES! GROCERIES t . HARDWARE 1 1 ' CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE I PAINTS AND OILS ! , tfcCsa stO.f &Cf afcCes r TVbicb b Si o faring to tbe public at prlcef eor- . - - renpooauif wita tie tui.. All kmdc of MERCHANTABLE PRODUCE TAKEN IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS 1 Come One I Come All I And examine Good and frioc, at tbe old stand formerly occupied oy u. joeacn bun, opposite poster . Brick, South Bide of firit ttreet. ALBANY,' - - - - i. . OREOON, ' ap8von34yl FOR THE HARVEST OF 1871. PITT'S . THRESHERS I , HAINES. HEADERS! LATEST IMPBTED MOWERS 1 i ' And All Kindt of - Agricultural Implements ! i CONSTANTLY ON HAND l - Also the CELEBRATED. BAIN WAGON BLAIN, YOUNG A CO., awwa vr vwui eaereeai v6n37tf. . Albacv, Oregon, ADVERTISEMENTS. i Si r : iooj THIS 8ALVR lU8nBirtiC9 VIRTUES TRU LY WONDJCKFUL, being a compound of tue bet CURATIVE AND HEALING AGENTS! EVEB DIMCOVEUCUt eu but to be tried to prove it tupirlertty orer aii omer agenu lor ma cure or CUTS, SCALDS, BURNS, SCALDHEAD, ""' 4n Gutanwui EraptiomTof all Zinds I Try It onoe, end you will ever eftir Uee It. Frinelpai Manufactory at Corvallle, beatoa eoun- ty, ureRoo, mere it la eoia at Wholeealaaad Ketall. i The Trad supplied on heaeeaeble Term. For ale by lruggila throughout Oregon. , Retail Fries, 50 Cents par Bes. Addrait all eomtauaieatioa to W. W. OQLZSBT, Curvalile, Veutoa Co., Oregon. REFERENCES: We tbe nndenlsned, eitlieoe of Corvallle and vielnUy, bavins known Dr. W. W. Oa eby fur number of year, and believing bim to be an hon I orable and worthy eititen, would recommend to I the public tbe loctor' Ortuu Jiulm af OiUud Sal, a pouoMlng traneeendant healing quell- tei i DR. T. 3. RIOnT. JOHN Bt'RNKTT, P. AVKRY. TUO.S. CAUTIIORN, V. B. MATTUKn B. 8AML L. SIMl'SON, M. II. Dial.. JO.KPH K.MKKY, A. CAUTIIORN, N. H.'IiRIOOjJ. A. N. LOCKK, 3. II. UPTON, J. ORIS. L. L. 1IORNINO, J. 8. PAL.MKK. K. IIOLOATK, II. F1NLKY. J. 8. XKN1ALL, W. II. JOHNSON, 0. II. HOWARD, ' T. 11. POWEKrt, R. McVKATCM, R. 8. STHAIIAN, W. J. ROBERTSON. JAMKK U. FOUNTAIN, HBO. W. JOIINHON. B. ALLKN, JUruggUt. K. WOODWARD, Drget epIvtnSyl X 0 4 H I O o M 3 9 SO e o - o o o a o s a B a CO K W M H M to o 39 5 55 H O ? 2 3n 9 n a ft A a to o 22 O o FR0MAN BUILDING ! - WHEAT AND FUX-SEED DEPOT! Cieaniaf ind Elt- at ins fa parity. 10,000 BDKufls prr Bay : . 150,000 Bushels Wheat Wanted in Store 1 50,000 toka fur tboa wbo wUb ta eell ar lure with a. Pfasead Coatraotort of Piuoeer Oil Co. will eall oa at for tark. vtaSlyl. K. CARTWRIGHT. IJEE1U WEEK!! ALBANY BREWERY. CHAM. KIEft'ER, Pre'r. rpOE SCB8CRIBER UAS JUST ERECTED a new aad anl-cla BRE"W IB 3t Oa BraaA Alb la batwaam rirat ami taa Rivsr, Strot ' And I prepared to foraUh WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS PRIVATE FAMILIES, 0!f SUORT XOTICE! ill Orders Selirered Wherever Desired - 1 H Wirrenti hi BEER 1 MADE OF THE BEST MATERIALS, perfectly me aitwy! Ha it eonfldent be eaa give entire latitfaelloa ta -. , . all. Paa.SS.'oS, vSntOtf LOOK ! LOOK ! ! NEW STORE! NEW STORE! AT M. PEARSON'S OLD STAND, ' Corner JFVr mid Broadallm Slrcett. Utring purcbued tbe itork of 11 Petrtov, and added thereto a well (elected attortuent of GROCERIES AND NOTIONS! we hope by attention to bnainet and by fair doal ing to merit tbe patronage of our friend aud the Dublio In general. ' uur gooa were Douent lor uabu ana wui ot SOLD AT THE LOWEST PRICES! GIVE US A TRIAL! ! COUNTRY PRODUCE WANTED. ' ' ; a. XXT. TOI7NO. ''--h '. , ' - , i o Cor. Firtt and Broadalbin it., jan20'71n23yl ' Albany, Og'n. $20,00 A DAY TO MALE AND FEMALE AGENTS ! To Introduce the oolcbratcd 25 Bnclteyte Shattle Sewiua Mttchiue. Stitch alike on butb tide, and ia the-only licensed Shuttle Machine in tbe United State for Iu than $40. Tbat ue the celebrated- "WILSON FEED," tnd are acknowledged by all to bo the BEST FAMILY MACHINE j for heavy and light tewing, in the market, Outfit free. ' Addreu MINSK & PEARSON, c22tf General A&au, Albany, Oregeni ... DEALERS GENERAL MERCHANDISE! . STORE IN FOSTER'S BRICK. FORMERLY ! ' KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND DRY GOODS. LADIES' DRESS GOODS, . QUEEN8WARE, QLA88WAR.E, &c-' i IN FACT EVERYTHING vsoallt asrv in A Offer Very Low, Cither vSn0yl GOOD NEWS TO ALL! NEW GOOPSI DIRECT rnO'I SAlf FRAK CISCO BY EVERY HTEAMER, FOR R. CHEADLE & CO. Penaae wliblag good at a bargain are invited to ootta along with their CASH or PRODUCE, aad make a good laveittneot, at the Cah Store of R. Cbeadla k Co. We give tbe following prloe liat of a few article! told by u, to-wit t TK A Japan, b aad 1 m paper, 8T) rente. Japaa, In large 1'beet, jeatra, w lb., l-W COFFEE V B, 22(3i cent. HUUAH craihea. extra renneu, ni rorsi.wo. Drown ReAoed, 7 to 10 tb for $1.00. 8ALERATU8 lb, 12 eenU. HODAy th, 12) eenU. CREAM OP TARTAR V lb, 60 cent. . HICK Het, V B. 13 cent. 8TARCU Uet, lb, 1") aent. HARDINKrt quarter boae, 24 eeat. OYHTE R8 Baltimore Preb Cove, oan. 7J5. TOMATOES Calif -rn la man., V ea, 24 ceuU. HLARKriKKnlEn n ean, bv eenU. CANDLE 8 V &. 222&ent. COAL OIL l'etore', gallon, 75 eenU. LlSKtl OIL Raw, gallon, 1 Z. BolIJ, V gallon. SI. 37. BROOMft Do.t, No. l.SZi eui Ne. 2. 40 eU. And ill other fioodt Sold Cheap. We keep eoaetaatly on band a good aeurtmeat of GENERAL MERCHANDISE, . POR SALE CHEAP. CASH PAID FOItEGOS! And we will taka all tbat mey be offered, at the CASH 8TOKE OP K. CnXAOU aV CO. mar24m3. CITY DRUG STORE. A CAaovaaaa, a. aALvaanea A. CAROTHERS & CO., DRUGGISTS AND APOTHECARIES. FOSTER'S BLOCK. FIRST ST.. ALBANY. OREGON. DBALta IN DRUGS, CIimilCALS, PATENT MEDICINES, PAINTS, DYE-STUFFS, OILS, GrXSS, TOILET GOODS, French and American Colg;nei Handkerchief Extracts, CONFECTIONERY. Pure Wises tod Liquor for Jedit inal fret. FINE TOBACCOSAND CIGARS. Familj Eecipes and Physidaa tPrwcip- tiont uomponaded. Daeae7-vSot0. A. CAROTHERS A CO. CHAIRS AND TURNING! ALL SIZES OP RAW-HIDE 30TT0MED CHAIRS 0 of tb btt qoalitj, ttU-finUb4e emn bad t METZLER'S SHOP Alee, all kind of TURNING done U order Timber for llub oa band aad fixed f' taming pailo. ... MTJtettler'i I'nair are kept aa nana &y B Moon k Co Herrieburf . feSSvinlSyl. J. M. METZLEB, PROGRESS! IJf TBE i PHOTOGRATHIO ART! It tba order of tba dty, and tba C T- -r- Tv T Q T A TVT rp A. J JkTf Photograph tt tnperior to anything yet oat. pa-CtXX, AND SEE. "-331 J. A. WINTER, Jan. 13. 1871-a22tf Albany. Oregon. . r. avitiLL, Att'y at Law. , r. rcanv. Notary Public, EUSSELL, lEKET & W00DWAED, REAL ESTATE BROKERS, Ann COLLECTING AGENTS. 2EoSpeclal attention given to tbe tale of Real Katate. Heal Eatat Litigation and the Collection of Claim. Offioe, N. W. Corner Firat aad Waablngton Streete. Portland, Oregoa. Feb. 22, 1870. v5n28tf. FARM FOR SALE. FTHE FARM WELL KNOWN AS WARD'8 I BUTTE, tituated eleven mile touth of Al bany, in Linn county, 1 offered for tale on the beat of tcrma. It bat tiz tprlngt of good water and plenty of ttook water in the creek which travertet ona tide of it. The firewood npon the farm it almost inexbauttlble, and (tt advantagei aa a ttook farm are aupcrior to any otber in Ore gon.' For partieolari addreat the undersigned, at Pallet City, Wanco county, Oregon. noiinistr. x. xa. wakw. MRS. S. A. JOHNS, MILLINER & DRESSMAKER FIBST STREET, ALBANY, OREGON. Bridal and Mourning Bonnets and Hats MADE TO ORDER. DRESS-MAKING DONE IN THE LATEST STYLES Alto the only Albany agent for the "Siaffor Sewinar Machine." Tbe Indict are requeued to call and examine the "Singer," whioh it the only completer machine in nte. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded, . ap8'71tf J.D.TITUS, DIAL! It IS - Watches, Clocks. JEWELRY, ETC. ALBANY, OREGON. REPAIRING OT OLOCKS, WATCHES JEWELRY, AC, PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. ... ALL WORK WARRANTEDw ; p31vBBatf IN OCCUPIED BY D. MANSFIELD & CO.. A VINE A8S0KTMENT OF CLOTHING, HATS. BOOTS & SHOES, RETAIL ESTABLISHMENT, WHICH TUET r . for Cash or Produce. r. C. HARPER e CO. STILL JjATER ! ORE AT RE1HJCTIOIV I HI AV tUt SAN FRANCISCO STORE! COR. FIRST AND FERRY STS,. ALBANY, Keep eeaaUntly aa bead a full aeemtmeat af STOVES. PUMPS AND TINWARE! I alto have for tale tbe eolebrated Z3LA.XOKn HOOK Cook Stove, aad other ladinr itvla . Aim manufacture all kind of Tin, Copper aad aeer-raa war, in goea etyic, at low rate. FOR CAN1I OR PRODUCE f Alwayt en hand a fall enpply ef Tbe Purest lTlstes sismI Liquors i For Medicinal Purpoiei onJy. A well ecUcUd Keek of QEOOEEIEg AHD 0E00KEBT will alwayt bo found at my eatablubment. I will eoll all good ia my boaee. for Cath or Produce on deliverv, cheaper than tbe eoeape!. 4rAU kiad of Tinware renaired on ebort ao- ttce. au4 natutacuoa guaranteed. . JaOvftDZIyt JULIUS UKADWOIIL. RAILROAD INTELLIGENCE ! BLAIN & YOUNG, ALBANY, - - - . OXUSOOSJ Would eall tba attention ef Enyer to their WELL SELECTED STOCK oaitTia FANCY AND STAPLE DRY GOODS I HARDWARE, GROCERIES! BOOTS & SUOES .Our Specialty.) A LI, OF LATEST .STYLES GOOD QUALITY ! SOLD AT MODERATE PRICES AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED FLOUEXCESEWIKti HACD1KE t The lira tit L'te. blaxn v rovna. Dae. 91. 1M9 vSn20tf. CHAS. MEALEY, DBALIS IS - .4 FURNITURE AND CABINET WARE! (Comer of Pint aad Broadalbia street, at old ttand of C. Alea ey A Co.) ALBANY, OREGON. TT EEPS CONSTANTLY 05 HAND A FULL XV aeeortaentof averylblng in hit line tbat traoe require or aa eaterp ruing pablte deaiaad. FURNITURE ! Of All Kinds and Descriptions ! BEDS AXD HEDDI.YG, Ave Particular attention will be paid to order for UNDERTAKING! And all other order In my lint will be promptly ltnlad trt I Saliifattin GraUd and Wrk WturunUdl CHAS. MEALET. Albany, July 8, 1889 ven47tf. , ALBANY . rOLxAPUV! and ; MACHINE SHOP I ALBANY. OREGON. A. F. CHERRY, PROPRIETOR. MANUFACTUKCK tf STEAM ENGINES, ; ' URIST AND 8AW-MILLS, - REAPERS AND THRESHERS, , WOODWORKING MACHINERY, PUMPS, Ac, Ac, Ac. Ao. Ac. Machinery of all kindt REPAIRED ON SHORT NOTICE! PATTERN MAKI2f Don la All IU Varioua Formsil IE0N AND BEAS8 CASTINGS or AU Kinds,; Mad' to Ordarl Dec.S'BSvinlByl. A. F. CHERRY. THE OLD STOVE DEPOT I JOHN BRIOGS, DliLIB ia COOK, PARLOR AND BOX STOVES ! Of tho Boat Patierma, TIN, - SHEET-IRON AND COPPER-WARE! And tba atual assortment of furnishing goode found In a Tua euro. Seoain Neatly and Promptly Executed! On Reaaonbble Termp. .' SJtort Reckonings Make Long Friends!" , FR0NT-ST., ALBANY, ' Next Doov to P. C. Harper k Co'a Store, Dee.lTiolltf J0JTM BJUGSS. Ra H.1 Mcdonald & co., v aawB.aESAa.as n wa attention OfDeeJere tothetrleree eeeortaHnit or ewly Arrived "Good, composed in part of Mia ri.,r;i-fj ivicpviiRr wn TBry tiling KTtf 111 A llupplil WitOJLiiiiALa DUliU 1T6R. raeew Dtvot, Fatbt Mauionrat, Taue HcppvaTBa XBeriAi, One. ITttnan'e PBarBATtoa. DeDooier' KuifiaiB. Ahakcb Hu, aaaoeaaaOiu Ifit4i Oil. 1-A Whlh we offer at the toweet Caeb Price, and era Seteruilned not to be aadreoia B. B. BtaDOXAXD CO ajt Taaaoiaao, Cal FOR SALE. OUR DHVii HVMSKHH loeaud la 8a frencleeo. Cal. Alter uarbent wibe,and expre In a oor thankt for the liberal patronage we have received for mora tban twenty-one year, dnrlnf whleh period we have been etoadily engsired in tbe Drug bueine ia California, w beg to ay in encj eUence of tbe rapid growth of Dr.,Walker't Cal. iforaia Vinetrar Uitter. now enreaa over tbe Uni ted Btate and eountrl iar beyod, we are aeee. iiilttlMl ta dmvatM tinr entire timit to llid bainMUi. We are the Oldest Drag Arm on tbe Paeifie ennet ana tbe only on eontinooat under tbe me pro- Driet'ir tioee 1S4V, and nave determined to eel oar large, prosperon. and well etablibe4 bal- ne on favorable Urm. ThU It a rare opportunity for twn with tb meant of entering into a profitable buiioeia with advantage never before offered. got particular enquire of ' - r. it. McDonald a co., R. H. McDo4LD, 1 Wholesale Dragrfet. J. C. KrtacBB. I Pan Franeieeo. Cal. S. B. Until al it made we thall eontinne oar importation and keep a laree stork of fresh good eonstantly oa band, aad tell at pneet to defy com. petition. Dr. WA.T.KKTt'3 CAXZ70SKZA YINEG-AE BITTEES Haadrcdi ct Thousands 2 1 j o III Hear ttf mony to ttcrtr VToadetw fulCamiire KffMne. WHAT ARE THvfV Ota THET ABS SOT A VILE 2 - iie-ovr r n i m v eo as r n i v v iniiiK, r Hadeof rear lYhUkay, Twmmt Bvtrile a4Kfaaa Ldara doctored. epleed aad eweev eatdto aleaeo Uetajt ell4" Tonic. ""AppcSi- r," " fUetoren," a tbat lea) ma Kapler oa to UnUmwa aad TBia, bat are atrae MndiclBe.eaaoa from tba VaUve Boou aad flarba of Calirorala, flre fraea all A lea nolle ftclaialaiue. Tberarer.e UBEAT It LOO D PlUIFIEtt aU A LIFE tilTIXU miJiCIfLK aBcrfect Ueaerator as lavlcoratov of ta Brtrrm. eerrylag off all poiaoeoa aatteraedreelortajttu blood to a healthy eoadittua. Xonenoa can take the Bluer acconSlOf to Cmo- tloa aad remain loez aaweU. SlMwUbealveafiiraalBcarable eae,arvtec4 tba boae ar not eeurorea by talsanl poieoa u other mtaaii. ani the vital organa watted beyond the notntoftepalr. Wmr laflaaaaaotavy nreM Kaaeieai ties ad dent. tre-pla r l4l(M)ee, Ulliaaa, lleaitueat aed latarnitteat Forer, ) t l ao Blaad, Uff, KJelaaya, UM1 BlkeUsrr. Uxm Bkier le beea toon eoecca. fat. atarh DiacAaea are canted by TlttMra Blaad. which Isceaerallv prodaced by deraBseeeot of tb II-!e OrfMi. DVrtlIIA UU lJSDICESTIO. Bead- ache. Pain In the Sbonider. Coajrh. Ttoee of the Cheat. Dizsiaee. Soar Xraetatioo of the Etomach, Badtwte ia Cie Moatt). B.Uott Attarti. ratptutioa of the Heart, Ia&ussuktloa of the Lnaga,Fin tn the rectooa of the Ktdacr aadahnadrcd other yaiaXal armptoma. are the oCieiofof Trprjiia. Yhy laTiforata the Btoaacn ana euatauu ne wr pldUrer mot bowel, which reader taata of aaaqaaUcd eAeaeytn cleaaalsc tha blood of aUtnpantMa. aad impartial; oew We aad !or to the whole rtem. FOBtiKtX Dl!EAE3.Empttoo.Tcttcr. Salt Bheaxa. lilotclK. Spot. Ptmplc. raalale. BoO, Cow baaetoa. tUaj-troraaa. Scald-Bead.Eore Etc, ErrlP- cUm. llch. 6car3i,DieotoratSocaortheSUa. Homora aadDknaae of the Skin, of whatever aaaa oraatar. ar literally dog np and eerrtedent of the jutm laa abort tune by the ae oftneea Bitter. One botttala t wtll convince tba snoot taoradnloBi of their unlive effect. Cteanea the Vitiated Bum whenever yoa nr.d Its tmporitle bamtai; throach the skin la Pimple. Erec tion or Bores clean, tt wbca yoa Bad it oneovcua aad elacctah is the velaaseleanae tt whoa U ts foul, aad yoar fheUac win tctt yoa when. Keep tU blood pan aBdthebcalthefteerstmwmfoIlow. FIX. TAPEandotJior WOBB.'S nralna yetsmof to aiaay tboasaads. are effectoally deetroy- ed aad removed. Tor full directions, raaa earcnu!? theetrealar arowad each bot-Je, prtnf-d laloarlaa- raate Inalih. Ccrman, Trcac aad S?lli. J. VTALEEB. Proprietor. B. tt. McSOSAZ-D A CO, Bmctii and Oea. Aieats. Baa Traaelseo. Cal. aad Band St Commerce treet,ew lore -80LQ BT ALL PRHOCISTS AXO VXAUkSS. janl3'7U13yl FRE1ICH MEDICAI OFFICE. DR. JUUEN PERRAULT. Oocter of KediciM of tha Faculty f Faxia, uraduata or tho University Queen's College, aad Physician of the bt. Joha Baptist) Society of Sab Fran cisco. E r. Pkbravlt bat tbe pleasure to infnn pa- ticatt and other seeking confidential medical ad vice that be eaa beeonaulted daily at bit office, Ar mory 11 all Building, North East corner-of Mont gomery and Sacramento streets, Saa Francisco. Uoom No. 9, 10, 11. irst floor, ap stairs, entrance on eitber Montgomery or Sacramento ttreeU. Db. Pasmavlt a ttadie have been aimot exclu sively devoted to tbe car of thp variou form of Nervous and Pbytical Debility, tbe result af inju rious habit acquired in youth, which usually ter minate in impotence and tenuty,aad permanent ly Induce all the concomitant of old age. Where a secret infirmity exist involving tbe happiness of a life and tbat or others, reason and m'traiity aie tate the necessity of its removal, for it i a fact that premature decline of the vigor of manhood, matrimonial nahapptne, eompuicory single we, eto., have their sources in eauaea, tbe germ oi which ia planted in early life, and tba bitter fruits tasted long afterward; patient, laboring under this complaint, will complain or one or more oi the following symptom : Nocturnal Emissions, Pains in tba Back and Head. Weakness of Memo ry and Sight. Disc bug from the Urethra on go ing to ttool or making water, Intellectual Facul ties are Weakened, Lo of Memory ensues, Idea are clouded, and there it a diainclinatioa to attend to buiine, or eves to reading, writing, or the tocietv of friend, ete. The pattest will probably Complain of DUiineti, Vertsgo, and that Sight and Hearing ar weaaenea and sleep aisturnea oy dream ; melancholy, aighing, palpitation, iitinu ingt, eought and alow fever; while soma - bave external rbeumatio pain, -and nambaess of tbe body. Some of the most common lymptoma are pimplet In the faee, and aehing in different parts of the body. Patientt suffering from this disease, should apply immediately to Dr. Pbrbault, either in person or bv letter, aa ha win guarantee a ear of Seminal Emissions and Impotence In six or eiifht week. Patient tuffering from veneris! disease in any stage, Ooaorrbea, Gleet, StrleUrea, Bubo, Ulcers, Cutaneou Eruption, eto., will be treated succesa fully. Ail Syphilitic and Mercurial Taints entire ly removed from the system. ' . Va.. rsRRADXT's diplomat are tn nit omoe. where patientt ean tee for themselvet tbat they are under the care of a regularly educated practi tioner. Tbe best reference given if required. Patients suffering nnder ehronio disease, ean call and examine for themselve. We invite in vestigation; claim not to know every '.king, nor to cure everybody, but we do claim tbat in ail ease taken under treatment we fulfill our promise. We particularly request those who have tried thi boasted dootor, and that advertised physician, till worn out and discouraged, to eall upon ut. Low ebarget and quiok cures. -. Ladies suffering from any complaint incidental to their tex, ean ooasult the doctor with tbe atsur anoe of relief. ' . : ' Female Monthly Pills. ' Da. Pbrbaci-t i tbe only spent in California ! for Da. Biott's Female Monthly Pills. Their i immense eale hat etablibd their reputation s I a female remedy, unapprcacbed and far in advance of every otber remedy for suppression ana irreg ularities, and other obstruction in fsmnlet. On the receipt of live dollars, the Pills will be tent l by mail or express to any part of the world, se cure from curiosity or damage. " v Person at a distance can be cured at pome, 07 addressing a letter to Dr. Pebravlv, corner of Socramento and Montgomery streets, Boom 10 and 11. or Box 973, P. 0 San Franeiseo, stating 1 the ease a minutely as possibl, general habits ef 1 living, occupation, etel, etc. Aii omtoanicaWoni onnaotii 71007. - San Francisco Cal.. LjJ Z.X tt f a fiw tea Am "3 5 at T A D VJBKTI 8 E AI N T S . TJIVIS: W13ED ORECOlV OTJItXSf HISTORY. Tbi Besedy i oomaored of the aetive armat. pie ef tbe Unk WmI, E..;. Taajpia. tWJa- tnm Origani, LL (ndigeaoa to Oregeew Grow enotf abundantly and perfectly la Wah- iagtva Couaty. PROPERTIES, etc. It eontain an met i'm flatiU primeivU extraetv ed by Ether, sod s bitter Tonim prieeiple- MEDICA I PROPERTIES AND USES. It U the most 9CBK ASD SPEEDT CTKE for Jikrmmal.tm. KktnwmtU Gut aad Rktwmati I atn ot all kind tbat Iu ever beea ntredaaed ioto the Malaria Medieav s, Tb Uak Weed Keta.dy a prepared by a, is oBfeqaene of tb existing bitter principle, pe- i acsses the neoessary vinee f kaieg a , POWERFUL TONIC. - " .' . Promoting tb Appttiu and Invigorating tbe wbol. Dig-attire Apparatus, tba banding ap and atreugtbening the syatcta, wbile at tb. aame time tbe volatile priaeiple, being absorbed ia tbe blood, act specifically an tb Kbeamtie Poison, removing it from the ira)latWj aad . system. There are a few remedies known t. tbe Me4S eal profession, which will remove tbe Bbeaaaiio poise) fr s tbe blood, bat whose actio I powarfal in depressing tb ytea af tba already ' bUd Ebeamatie patient, that their sue ha to be abandoned before peeifie effect are obtaiaa Me beoce the want ef aaccesa ia treatiog this prevaleat, and in eoe sequence beret ofure (iacar able) disease. Unlike these Medicine, already knows, the "Unk Weed Bemedy" tbeogh pre- . docing a powerat end a aclir effect an the blood and system is romoviaa: tbe Bbeamatie poisoj, also poMeue a strong TbU mnd reenper ating element, which admiu of it nmtiiwi w. vea ia tha moat delienu aad Jtaiiiaud. Tha w bave the eombinstB for tb firt time ef the two ate.Miry tUmtmt in the .ae reatady, wbieh aeeonnu fur iu aprioraad never failing euratire effect la XUXTUBsATISBS, ' BHEUBXATIO GOTJT, Aa BBETJISATIC FAINS of allKUds We are aware ef the faet that It is geaeially an easy matter to procure certificate atttertiag tne efficacy ef patoat reaxdia froaa ' a aartaia elas of tho who ae then. We have selected the following becaase the mmme attacked ta taeas are Una of mca ef tb bum tnrtfal mad wcrmpa (oa character, aad because the large elaa of their acquaintance ia Oregon will aM, far a." moment, accase or apeet tbem of aay ezag geratioa ia the ctatameaU they may make: Certificate from A. B. Shipley, Ee, apeeial coatribetor to the K'iilamett farmer, ead See retary ef the Oregon Hortiealtaral Society : Oawsso. Oa-, March 28, J871s Da. A. M. Loavaa : Some foar week ago I wa eatiraly preetrateel with Bbeumatunt; ia faet I waaaJmest halpleea. I at to yoa for one 19-onaea bottle ef "tat Weed Bemedy ," by the use r which 1 expcrieaeeeV almost immediate telief ; aad by the lime the bottle w goae the Bbeaatatisat waa g.ae. Front my ewa expenaeec, and tram what 1 have, beard ether aay wh have ased the Uak WeV I believe U t be a certain ear for Rbeaie- tism. Veers. repetfuUy, A. B. SUIPUBT. Certificate frana the Ilea. A. J. Dafur, ez Pridat ef the Oregoa State Agriealtaral Sv eiy, aad aathar of "Statistic ef Ongamt" Ev PoBTtasD, April 1, 1S71. Da. A. M. Lobvba k Co. t I was af&kted with a severe attack ef CHBOIf IC BUEUMATISM; wa eenirwd to my bed iest ef tbe time frvm Janaary to Jely. when I used tbe I nk Weed, aad it cured me up. A. J. DUTCB. Certileat from Hoa. Gideon Tibbetts, mem ber ef tbe City Ceaneil ef East Portland : Easy Pobvlab, April 7. ISTL Da. A. M. Lobvba k Co.! Cat.. Thi la to Inform yoa that I have, used y onr -Unk Weed Bemedy" fur Kearalgia. aad Bbeumalie pain, and foond relief from the are ef earjr oa. botiU, aad eaa recommend it te tboa in aed of tuob a remedy. Youre, filDKOX TIBBETTS. CertificaU from Mr. James By bee, the, eele brated stock grower and "King ef the Oregea Turf:" ' - " " Savvib's Ist.A5i, January 14, 181. Db. A M. Lobvba k Co. : t This is to acknowledge the efficacy of year "Uak Weed Remedy, or Oregoa Rheamatie Cure." ' I was afflicted for months with a 'very srtoM attaok ef falamatatory JlktmmaHtm, aad tried nearly all of tin ao-eatled Rbeumatie reav. diee without aay perceivable relief.' - I thaai tried your Jicmedy, and its use reaulied ia tnsy moat happy esTect a perfect cure. Truly your, JAMES BTBEB. Certifies! from Hoa. E. L. Quimby, ex-Coaa-ty CemmUsioaer of Multnomah county, Oregea t East Poktlaxd, April 1, 171. Da. A. M. Lobvba k Co.: . I have ed the "Uak Weed Bemedy," aad tatisGed it is a valuable medieine. ft reeWnl and invigorate tbe ayttem. Tbi I my expert ne with the remedy. Truly years, - , ., . : . ; r X. L. UUIMBT. Certificate from Hon. N. H. Lane, Pilot Cm mUlioner ef Oregon, and a member of the City Couail of East Portland : , " '.-i Eav PoitTLASD, April IB, 1.871. Da. A. M. Lobvba Co.: . I have been afflicted for several ' year withi "weakn in the back." and wandering Rhea- , matie pains, accompanied by eeeere ennetipati By tbe. use ef oa. bottl at. your J Unk Wei Remedy, or Oregun Rhenmatio Cure, I have j beta eatiraly relieved, aad cheerfully reeoai- mend it at a atoet valuable aad efficient remedy,. . i . NAT. M. LANK. rut up ii 10 Bz. Bottles it $1,50 per Bottltv PBEPABED AT THE ! OREGOIT I : Medical IdRboratbry Dr. A. KI. LOniCA & EAST a?OHTlA9rOf OBEtlOJ. EBFor sale by all Drugg1ts."1B9l fab. 10v mi Vtt8wV