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To Fish Lake: 4-hono or mule team, each way. - 2 CO 2 - - - a;... 1 50 ' 1 00 60 Pack animals, loaded " ; anloaded. Horse and rider . " ...... Oz team, 2 yoka " ... 74 s co To Vrrta Seaa Srotso : 4-horse or mule team, out and back....... 2 50 j n . m 2 0 M M M M M ........ CO Horse and rider " " " 50 Loose animals, " - . 25 Ox teams the same as hone teams. LUTHER ELK1X3, Pres'L Jar. ELKtaa. See'y. April 22. 1870. T5n3tf STORE AT LEBANON! & CO Prop's. S. XX. CXABGaTTON, A&reat. Fresh Stock Just Received! DUTT GOODSI GROCERIES ! CLOTHING,.HATS AND CAPS! Kools and Sbocsl ..''GLASS AND QUEENSWAIIE! , Iron, Hardware, Ac iricA mill mil 5c Dlpwd of at Al,ay Pricet! PBODUCE TAKEX FOB GOODS! se25v5ntf. A. CO WAX & "03 JOHN CONNER'S Diuifuir wn cvruASJCC nccirc ALBANY. OREGON. DEPOSITES RECEIVED, J SUBJECT, TO CHECK AT SIGHT. . Interest Allowed oaTinit Dcposites In Cain. EXCnAXGE OX PORTLAXD, SAX FEAXCTS- CO, and XW IOKK., for sale at lowest races. COLLECTIONS MADE AND PROMPTLY REMITTED. 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' s p3 BOOKS IMP0STED : TO 0BPEB, at thort notice r . iecinieiy MY FRIEND THE CAPTAIN. 'Kitty, let me look at that ring, and in the nama of all that ia non sensical, what ia it doing on your finger. You haVd known McDonald just one week and are wearing1 hia ring already. It tlooa scorn tome that you have reached an age now when a little more discretion might bo looked for." "Eighteen last month, Tom," was my sister's saucy rejoinder; "too old to play with dolls, you see, and not quite old enough to take to parrots and heavy teas. So , what can I do but flirt ? Indeed, how any one can help flirting in such an atmosphere as this," continued Kitty, stepping out upon the flower-decked balcony, "is a marvel and mystery to me. "Why, the very flowers are coquetting with the sun, and opening their bright eyes in answer to his burning glance, only to close them again as soon as his rays aro withdrawn. Ono ought to bo "a bivalve or a fossil to suit your ideas, Tom." "We were waiting for breakfast, my sister and I, in the ealon of our charming apartment on the Kisselef Strasse, Ilomburg, at the season when that fairest and wickedest of watering-places puts on her most be coming attire, and displays such varying charms, and throws out such toils and nets to entrap unguarded vouth.as must inevitably make ono ?u . i n Ove wuu wicsrunetm loruvurmore. We had been wintering in Homo, and ha J purneyed slowly northwards, after tho mch overrated festivities of Easter w;ek were fairly at an end, until we reached" Dresden, when I had rather shabbily turned my back upon the family ! n Parted on a pedestrian tour turoPgh the so called Saxon Switzerland aL'd up to Ttrnntland. with the undcrvta.nding that I was to resume my complicated role of protector, courier, and duenna J . . i . - at Jtioraourg, wncn my six weexs "leave" should have expired. I needed the change and relaxa tion badlv: for, truth to say, my fam ily cares, consisting as they did of a maiden aunt, a younger brother, and a very troublesome, pretty and co quettish sister, had weighed heavily upon my nerves ana spirits uuncg the Roman campaign just ended. She was the pndo or my life and the darling of ray heart, this little orphan sister, and had been voted unanimously tho sprightliest, wick edest, most captivating girl who had graced the Papal Court that winter; and yet I never knew one hour's peace of mind when I had Ler under my care. Enjrht, witty, thoroughly wH-ircd and self-possesKcd, and with a capa bility for taking care of herself and rigidly enforcing tho law of "so far shalt thou go and no further," which is the savinsr clanso of an American gill's creed at the present day, Kitty was yet possessed 01 a uemon 01 flirtation, which not all the saints in Christendom could exorcise. I knew that under all her froth and folly, she kept hidden away, quite out of anybody's sight, the warmest, truest little heart that ever beat; and still she would outrage decorum, and trample on conventionalities in away that .sent English spring chickens shuddering to the maternal wing, and my own poor Aunt Mary and myself to tho verge of madness. vith a figure so mignonne tu.it it would have been insignificant but for its perfect symmetry and grace; a foot that the "heathen Chinee" would fall down and worship, and a head so daintily set upon her shoulders that every turn of it was a study, Kitty went singing and dancing over the rough places of existence, very much after the fashion ol the moun tain brook, which makes all the noise it pleases, and lures every passer-by to listen to its voice in spite ot the grim precipices and overhanging crags which have been frowning sternly upon it eince the beginning of the world.' : Her lovers were as tue sands of the sea-shore for multitude, and it made little difference to Kitty whether they claimed nationality with England, Franco, Spain, or Italy. She would chatter to each in his own language, and smile, con net, and bedevil them untu they were made her auject slaves. Just .now she was deep in an "af fair" with an intimate friend of my own. a.vouncr Scotchman, whom I had met on tar bachelor excursion and had presented to Kitty, with a malicious, and, as it turned out, most mistaken confidence that ho would be proof against all her arts. - , "We had met in a rickety "einsfan 'nor " which had Given me a lift dur ing my progess through tho Oden wald; and attracted by his easy, gen tlemanly ways, and familiarity with the whole beautiful district through which I was walking, : we had soon rt-ot. mon intimate terms, and had made the whole journey to Homburg together. - 1 - .' . ;:.;f" " ' I learned from his own lips that he was an officer in 1 the Ninety-third Highlanders, the regiment which had become 6d' famous in poetry and ro mance for 'its timely deliverance of the "perishing garrison of Iiucknow during the Indian mutiny, and many and harrowing, were the tales that he told me; of . .the ghastly, massacre at Cawnpore, and of the outrages com mitted there. ' . A'1 together I had found him a ge- . , jTlv' well-informed "compagn- mal, Jv ,ni 1,0,1 fnTroit all th on do yoyax t, . . Rilftl,lers reRponsiUui y u. ; . .ii 0,f,'ulnr -'set" in t-.nlDUrg Ull UUl yai.v. --- r-' . 4 a7 Certainly,'.' I'-had not 1 anticipt.ei! that he would prove such an easy victim to Kitty's wiles; and the sight of a very costly and peculiar signet ring that he' wore on Kitty's finger had first opened my dyes to the rapid progress of their acquaintance; . '. , "Weil, there is no reason why we should not have our breakfast, any way," replied my sister, after glanc ing impatiently up and down the street, under cover of inhaling the perfume f the heliotrope . and mig- ... . 111 ..T .1 i i ' ! '.v ..jg-?7yg'-Jji'ii.sMSMi.eiwjuiiasjtem ;' 'in if ft Iffl T fn ' ; ' fflf iWlf H ' il""' 111 1 nil mi ..I .ALBANY, OREGON, honnetto which bloomed on tho bal cony, s, 1 "I can't flirt with tho teacups, so you can lay aside your admonitory jooks lor at least hair an hour. Tom. Ah! hero comes Jack; that's a relief at any rate," she said, as our rough- headed, loud-voiced, and utterly un manageable younger brother lounged into the room. "What makes you so late? and where is Aunt Mary, Jack?" bug RBKOd, an he stooped to give her ft very emphatic and resounding kiss. "Dyspeptic this morning, which means cvouh. replied Jack, solemnly. "Also, it's Sunday, and nbe's doing tho regulation amount of groaning over the sins and offenses of this heathen place. "So, j-ou'd better send up all the delicacies of the sea son, and bo careful not to notice, when the tray comes down, that ubo has eaten them all up." "Hallo 1 what's tho matter with you, brother Tom?" ho continued, turnirg sharply around upon mo with that provoking abruptness which seems inseparable from half-grown boys. Been giving Kit another lecture, I suppose-, and captured her last trophy, I see," glancing at the ring which lay beside me on tho table. "It's a porfoctly hopoless un dertaking, my dear fellow," lie added with a patronizing air; "you might as well try to prevent the cat from mowing, or tho dog from barking, as to prevent Kit from flirting. ' As the little hymn, which I would never learn, says, "It's her nature to," and to say that she delights in it abovo everything else under the sun, is put ting it very mild indeed." "You'll bo good enough to f.nitdi your breakfast immediately, Jack," I remarked in a very stern, elder brother tone, "and leave Kitty and inyrelf for a while. No noutientic, now. Ho off with you. Sharp the word." "II is really too bad of you, Kitty." I continued, as the door cloned upon ,'acJc, "to Uirtwith Captain MacJUon- alu o desperately. Do you know that iVank Wilton may bo expected any day ? I have a letter from him thiti moming, dated London." "It rcfc'ly is too bad of Frank, pouted Kilt, to come so soon. He promised roe ft year, ana iuo year s not out till tho lth. I'm a great mind not to speak to him wheu ho docs come." "Kitty," I saidia my gravest tone, 'do you intend to marry Frank Wil ton ?" "I don't know. I supposo I do." said Kitty, crosnly. "I don't waul to much, but you've all been telling mo that 1 vo been engaged to him sinco I was fifteen yearn old, and I've been brought up to think it rude to contradict inv elders. Hut it'a very tiresome of him to eomo just now, for Hike CaptafftlucDonuld so much, and a he's your friend, Tom," tdie added, giving roe a look from under ler long eyelashes, "I m doing niv best to tc civil to him for yoursake." 1 smiled, and the next moment the ittle arms were tight around my neck and Kitty's check pressed close against my own. It had ended, as our contests always did, in my being completely worsted and beaten off tho held. "Well, little one;" I said, as soon &9f was permitted to speak, "don't carry your civility too far, that's all. This ring," I ad Jed, as I held it up to the light and looked through the magnificent ruby to decipher the motto and device that were engraved upon it, "it is far too costly and con spicuous to bo seen on your finger. Give it back to MacDonald to-day, and recollect, Kittv, that I know very little of this new friend, and would rather not see my sinter on too familiar terms with him. And cow I'm going out for a stroll, and you bad better raakedutiful inquiries into the nature of Aunt Mary's dyspep sia" And got another lecture on my evil ways," said Kitty, as sho pirou etted out of tho room. II. From that time for moro than three weeks we went on in the regu lar routine ot Ilomburg life. "JJrun nen" of nauseous flavor in the morn ing; "brunnen" more or less naus eous at night; the gardens, with ex cellent music and crowds of gay promenaders in the afternoon, and the Kursaal, with our little ventures on rouge-et-noir, for evening diver sion. Frank Wilton , f or som e unexplai ned reason, lingered in London, and Kitty's flirtation with Captain Mac Donald 1 was tho talk of the whole- English and American clique at Horn burg. ,: '' ' : " ':' - ;,. Aunt alary tooJi to her bed in a chronic state of dyspepsia, and left mo to bear the whole burden and heat of the day. - ' . . . . . "It was no uso talking to Kitty," as Jack said; wherever she appeared MacDonald waa her shadow always unexceptionable in manner and ap pearance, always ; deferential to my aunt, and the prince of good fellows with me, but assuming an air of quiet proprietorship, with, my sister that roused Jack's fiercest indic-nation. and Occasioned no end of disquietude to myself.'. 1!" ' ' '. At last my misery culminated in a formal proposal from Captain Mac Donald for Kitty's hand, and the same day Frank Wilton arrived. It was an immense relief to me , to see Frank's honest : face and feel, the friendly grip of hia hand once more; but I soon discovered that, for any influence he Was likely to exert over my sister's destiny, he might as well have remained where he was. , ' Kitty looked her . prettiest and smiled her winsomest, and played off ir whole retinue ol adorers against .,11 wzra a sum ana grace wortny oi - v.str: caCe; but Jc rank met her ;fV. nn nnnr.scVcsness and indiffer ence that complexly routed her at her own, game. . : , - Every particle Of hia " early V lTi5 seemed to have died out of hia hari, and I made - up my mind before he had been twelve hours in the place that I could put no reasonable obsta cle in the way of . the Captain's suit should Kitty choose to smile upon it. Fill DAY, APRIL 7, 1871. I had requested, however, a fow days graco from him, wherein to mako further inquiries, and to talk mo matter over with my sister; and it waa with a very heavy heart that I prepared to give her to a stranger, and to consign myself to a lifetime of loneliness witnout her. It was tho inorninrr nffar VrnnVa nrV.Vnl ntl1 nirnin n Unmlan 41. l . satin that samo saloon wlicrn m story opened Frank Wilton, Mac- uonald, and myself smoking our miuunai cigar lutty having just 3ft us, and Jack occupied in whit ling and whistling "Ten little In ians" very softly to himself at a dia- tant window. "Will you allow mo tolook at your ing, Captain MacDonald?" said 'rank, in ono of the pauses of the conversation; "It is a very curious ring, ami fancy 1 have seen ono like .ii., ueioro. he slipped the rinc off hm ilr.wir iln.l handed it to my friend. "It has been in our family many hundred years; and I can tell you a very cu rious story connected with it. At he massacro of Cawnpore that ring "Eight lltllo Indians, on the way to bsaren 1 vnc ri mere uri incn mere w seven." chanted Jack from tho other cud of tho room. I cave Jack a wilherincr look. which inoant "leavo the room." but which, "not sccinjr it exactly in that light," tho tracelobS boy took no no tice of whatever. 'Ah, you were at Cawnpore, then?" said I rank. riHiuL' as he nnoka and takink a seat directly oppoaito th9 Captain. "Certainly I was." replied Mac Donald, with an air of gurprbo. Ihe Ninety-third wore on active sorvice during tho whole tioio of the mutiny. Wo relieved the trarrison of Lueknow, and wero the first to entci Cawnporo after that frightful massacre. I can scarcely think of it now with any composure, Mr. Wil ton; tho mutilated remains of wo men and children tho blood ankle- deep it makes my hair stand on end to speak of it. A stranjro look came over Frank Wilton's faco, and he fixed hia steel- bluo eyes upon MacDonald with an expression that curdled tho blood ia my veins, and caused ma to eprinar to my feet and approach nearer to thera both. Then ho tsaiJ. slowly and deliberately: .r, you are a ;ar and an imp6S-' ter! Y'ou have never been in India: or if you have, you held no honora- iiio iioHiuon iiiero. captain ilac- dcnald of the Ninety-third Highland ers waa killed at tho storming of Lueknow. I havo seen hia mother within tho last ten days, and heard from her own lips the story cf her son's gallant death. This ring ia tha signet-ring of tho MacDonald clan. Who and what you are. and how tho ring came into your poses sion, is known best to yourself. hat I havo said I reneat. and am frcpared to prove that you aro a iar and a scoundrel. Now. sir. what havo you to say in your own de fense?" Tho Captain had risen at Frank's firKt startling announcement, with a look of indignant defiance oh hia faco; but when he felt hia whole ed ifice of deceit and imposture crumb ling beneath hia feet, ha sank back upon tho sofa and buried his face in his hands. There was profound si lence for a few seconds, durins which Jack crossed the room on tiptoe, and seated himself where he could stare comfortably unrestrainedly at his fallen enemy. Ube presence of Jack, whom he had always disliked, seemed to act as a sort of tonic upon MacDonald, for ho arose, and turning to Frank and myself, said, with an amount of straightforwardness I hardly expect ed from him: "Gentlemen, I havo nolhinar to say in my own defense, but that, like trany a better man, I have been the victim of my own ambition. I waa the confidential servant of the late Captain MacDonald, and when he fell at Lueknow, I dur hia crave with my own hands and laid him in it. Some devil prompted mo to ap propriated his worldy belongings, take ha name, and pass myself off to the world tor what x had always longed Rnd burned to be a centlo- man. In the flight and confusion that followed tho indiscriminate slaughter at Cawnporo, it was never rightly known who bad escaped and who had cot. I am not without ed ucation, aa you may havo obtained, and daily intercourse with my master and hia mends had accustomed me to tho manners and ety -" usages of soci- "And entitled you to imposo upon an unsuspecting gentleman like my self, and ask the hand of. his sister in marriage 1" I exclaimed, my wholo soul in a blaze of indignation as I thought of Kitty and what she had so narrowly escaped. "Begone, sir, and be thankful that I do . not send the police to escori you to where you properly belong; And now, -Frank," 1 continued, as' the door closed upon , my quondam friend, "tell me how in the devil's name you made ' all theso discover ies?" '"Through tho queen of imps and fairies,: your sister Kitty," replied l' rank, throwing himself into an arm chair with a sigh of relief. "She saw moro than you did, my dear fel low, and declares the Captain had not the ring to , her fane preceptiona from the first. Har suspicions were conhrmed by hia unwillingness or in ability, to explain the device and motto of the ring to her, and she wrote to me in London to mako in quiries for the family and friends of uapuun jjiaouonaid, of tho Ninety- iuira, ana ascertain wnere that tral iant soldier was supposed to beat the present time, i did so and you i .n- - .... ,unuw uio result. r - ; . "Then you and Kitty are' "The best frienda in the Vorld, vou dear, ' darlinpr. eredulona " old donkey 1" exclaimed Kitty, who had entered unpreceived. and. after squeezing my head till I am certaia Ail she uiado three or four dents in it, bcrran canerin? about tha room wWii an animation which showed anything but regret for the loss of her late ad mirer. .,,,.. ! "And now, brother Tom," she flaid. dancinc back to ma. and uhrdr. ing her small fist in my face, "don't you ever dare to play the mentor to mo airain. or eaold ma alx-int. - flirt ing, or assume to-know more than I uo upon any subject whatever." Tin; i'otato ruvEn. One of tho best aniirea nru-in ft. a mania for running headlong into tho cultivation oi now varieties of rota toes and seeds said to doshch mar. velloua dualities, in tha following from tho 1'rairie Farmer: MAliK TWaIS's WOHDEUrCL POTATO. Some of our readers, or their neighbors, may be in want of a form of certificate to append to a descrip tion oi soino vegetable novelty, real or imagined, and we offer the follow ing aa one of the best: Mark Twain has been yisitinc Beocbcr'a farm, Greeley's farm, and the farms of many of our lcadincr city farmers, so that he has fallen com pletely in love with the business, and especially the part of it which raises tho wonderful new seedling. He stated hia agricultural line by the announcement of a new potato. He thus tolls ltsonsnn: "I obtained it by crossing the yam of the tropics with the Canadian thistle, and by carefully selecting and cultivating the specimens for several seasons I havo secured a product that perma nently combines the earlincsa of the former and tho endurance of the lat ter; in other words, my potato is a rare combination of speed and bot tom, and it will do to bet on. I christened it tho Early Stunner a name suggested by its extraordinary qualities and performances." air. iwain, however, not havin? had much experionco farming, thought best to place in tho hands of some reliablo man in which the pub lic has confidence, and publishes heaps of testimonials. We giro a specimen from Mr. John Smith, a respectable butcher, whoso reputa tion for veracity is so well known. He says: "I am perfectly salu.Ced with the Early Stunner. The pound that I purchased of you will do me. In fact it has already done me, so that I shall not want any more. Tho day nllZT I planted tbera my swine made a raid on the patch, and I supposed had lost my crop, xoa may im agine my disappointment, when tho foremost hog. after briskly opening the first hill, suddenly dropped the tlice of Stunners he bad found there, and with an expression of disgust and mortification walked off on his ear, a sadder and a wiser hog, followed by tho remainder of tho drove. My hogs usually range on my potato crop and a hog-proof potato has long been my hope. I hailed tho Stunner with enthusiasm aa being tho thing for poorly fenced fields." Dr. Jones, tho celebrated physi cian, alao gives the follwing testimo ny: . "Having no ground of my own, I planted a pound of tho "Early Stun ners in the macadamized road, op posite my residence. Ono of my neighbors recommended an amplica tion of plaster, as he thought the road had been "summer followed" too much to raise crops without stim ulant; as this was my first experi ence in agriculture, I acted upon hia gestion, and applied one of Ai- cock'a porous plasters to each hill. The result was amazing. On the 1st day of July I had " ten bushels of Buck-eyes; July 2d ona hundred bushels of Pinkeyes; July 4th, a pair of black eyes; July Cth, twins; July 7th, had to dig my potatoes or give bond to keep the peace. "Accordingly 1 hired a couple of Irishmen, sunk a shaft in my front yard, tunneled undor the road, and soon struck a magnificent vein of po toes. I shall never know how many bushels there were, for a rumor got abroad that there waa an irruption of of predatory x eruans. Before the morning s sun burst, the last potato had disappeared, and I waa ruined." From the St. Louis Times. CCOXOJIICAL lsUIDEGUOOSI. Bridal chambers, bridal staterooms and bridal cars are expensive ' luxu ries, ihe young Benedict paya an extortionate price for elaborately em broidered curtains, grotesque mold ings, a gaudy display of paint and an immense amount of discomfort. That musical adjective- prefixed ea haiices the value of everything three or four fold; ' With. an impression that theso things ought not so to be and that it ia simple folly to pay for more than one gets, a young gentle man lately hitched himself to 150 pounds of aa charming femininity as one often sees, drove up to the hotel a good ' one, the name beinir left blank for obvious reasons-knight oeioro last, ana was Bhown by hia blushing -bride to , the parlor. He wanted tho bridal chamber, but not untu alter midnight, aa ; ho had an engagement with a party outside that would prevent hia occupancy until the night had turned tipon its hinge. Ui course, he said, it he didn't use it he wasn't going to pay for it. The Tinea waa hierh enousru at tho best and too high for a man to pay and then not use. - How much would the landlord take for it from 1 o'clock? That was the question. Tho poor girl all the time was blush ing aa red aa the curtains which she was pretending to ; look throgh into . ... . i ;ii l -i m the ptreec, uu& wiuious ;avau. xo humor tho thing the clerk entered into an accurate calculation of the value of the bridal chamber per hour and struck it off to the calculating bridegroom, for the time he thought it would be required. 'Next to the man who beat his undertaker down $2 on his own. coffin just aa he wa3 about to expire our youthful friend must ever stand aa the synonym for prudence, economy and thoughtful- nS$t in trift mirflaf: fnrinn. - Mi..n-rt- stances. N0.34. WAITING FOR THE SPRING. ' As the breezes stir the morning A filonoe reigns In air; i , Steel bine the besrens above me, - Motetes the trees and bare ' ' ., t : Yet unto mo !Le stillness - . f . ' . Tbis harden seems to htng "Pstlsneef the earth 1 waiting, "f- i'- ' Waiting tut the Spring," , . v. i .- s. Strong ash and sturdy ehestnnt, '. . y . , Hough oak and poplar high. Stretch oat their sapless tiroitebef ' ; .1 Against the wintry sky, . v Eren Ihe gullly apen ' ' ; Hath cease i her quirering, At though she too wero waiting, , ! ' Waiting for th Spring. - , - I s.traln mine ears to listen, - 1 baply wbere I stand ' 7 J , ' But one stray nuts of musls , May sound in all the land. ' '-Why art tbon canto; 0 blackbird t : ' , 0 tbruth, wby dost not singT" ; Ab 1 sorely tbey are waiting, - ; . Waiting for the Spring. ; ?? , . .0 heart I thy days aro dark some; 'J ' f. O heart I thy nights are drear ; . - But soon shall streams of sunshine -Proclaim tbo turning year. Soon shall the trees be leafy, - Soon orety bird shall sing; ' ,y Let tbem be silent, waiting, . t Waiting for the coming Spring. OATE3 AJAR. Ooue be; ond the darksome river; Only left us by tha way , Gone beyeod tbe night lorever ; . Only gone to endless day I ;- : Oooe to meet the angel faces, ' Wbere dor lorety treasures are; , dons awhile fross our embraces Oooe within the gates ajar I . , There's s sister, there's a brother, : ' Wbere our iorely treasures are ; . There's a father, there's mother, , Oooe within tho gates ajar. One by ono they s;o before as; They are fadiog like the dew ; But wo know they're watching o'er ns, Tbey the good, tbe fair, tbe true ! They are waiting for os, only, Wbere no pain can ever mar; Little once wbo left os lonely, Watch ns tLrosgb the gates ajar. Gone where every eye is tearless. Only gone from earthly ears; 0 the waiting, sad and cheerless. Till we meet our loved ones there t Sweet the rest from all our raring. Land of tight and hope afar I Lo I ear father's hand so loving Sets tha pearly gates ajar ! Gtorjt Coop. HOW TOM CORITIX APPEASED THE PREACHER. Don Piatt tclla this funny story of Tom Corwln In the Cincinnati Commer cial: I heard a cood story of tha bite Gov. Corwln last night. It seems that while this pentleman was in tbe Sen ate be sat at dinner one afternoon en' tcrtalningr the mesa with amusing sto ries and witticisms, such as Corwin only could throw out, when the ser vant, a new hand at the business, an nounced a visitor in the parlor desirous of an interview with the Senator. Cor wln paid no attention to the man at first, but after a time, irritated bv the continued interruption, said impa tiently, "O, tell him to ko to h 1." Corwin continued his dinner, and at the end, suddenly recollecting hU vLs- i Itor, hurried into the parlor and found i no one there. He rang for the servant, and when the man appeared, said: "John, didn't v-ou tell me thero waa some one here?" i "Ye, sah." ' "Why didn't ho wait?" ! "Well, sah, I took him your mes- eajre." "What messasre?" asked tho aston ished Senator. "Wby, sah, I told him that you said he should go to h 1, and he went." corwin'a inaiimatlon at the etUDidltv of bis servant was only equaled by his anxiety lest tbe person Insultod should prove a constituent, or perhaps a broth er Senator. Ho heard nothing, how ever, for two weeks when ho was call ed upon by an old friend who belonged to the ministry, and waa created by wise Providence to look after the char ities and welfare of other people. The Itev. Mr. Spook wore a white choker ana a white hat, with the usual seedy clothes pertaining to those good men who look for their reward in another and better world for the work done in this. When ho saw Senator Corwin ho burst into tears. The political humor ist, thinking that Mrs. S. or soma of their numerous relatives had departed this life, hastened to ask the meaning of hia grief. "An. uov. corwln," responded the poor old man. "I thought never to call upon you again. Tho last time that I was here you sent word to me to to go u n l." "Blesa my soul!" said Corwin, "waa that you? I am so glad. I feared it was one or my constituents, - and my constituents are such d n ' fools, while you are too sensible to mind such a message. Here let me give you ten dollars for the ready relief of aged clergymen." HORACE GREELEY AGAIX. he rniLosormzEa ox auoub hole. The proprietor of a tanyard in the outskirts of Brooklyn concluded to build a sort of a store. In Cliff street. lathis city, for the purpose of vending nis learner, nuying raw nio.es, etc. : Al ter completing hia building, he began to consider what sort of a sign it would be best to put up for the purpose of at tracting attention to hia new establish ment; and for weeks he Was sorely puzzicd on mis suujeeu oeverai aevi ces wero adopted, and, on further con sideration, rejected. ? At last an idea struck him. He bor ed an augur hole through - the door post, and stuck a calf's tail into it with the bushy end out.. After a whlla he noticed a grave-looking ! personage, in white coat and slouched hat, standing near the riOor with hia spectacles on, gazing ou tho sign, . . And there ho con tinued to stand, dumbly absorbed, gaz lnsr, until the curiosity of the dealer, who had never seen Sir. Groeley. was greatly excited. Ho stepped out and addressed the individual: J ? . , . ? "Good morning'." ... , . . "Morning,", said the other, without moving hia eyes from tho sign. 'Do you want to buy any leather!" Inquired the dealers . i , rtNo. , .'. . "Do you want to 6oll hides ?' "No.r . . "Perhaps you aro a farmor ?" "No." . . "A merchant, may be ?" ' ' : 4 Aro you a doctor ?" . "No." . - ' . -.. ' "What are you, then?" "Hm a philosopher. I havo been standing here for an hour, trying to as certain how that calf got through that augur hole!" . c . - Xt is scarco necessary to add that the hide-dealer gets a gratuitous advertise ment every week In the Tribune. JA recently j married lady consulted her lawyer on the following questioa: "As I wedded Mr. Smith for his wealth, and that wealth is now spent, "am I not, to all intents aad purpesea, a widow, and at liberty to marrr again ?" riAt?3,0y APYEKtlSiyO i' i tsai Ops Column, $100 ) fl3t Column, $60 1 Char ter Column, $35. Transient Advertisements per Square 'of, to Tinns or loss of this sized type, first insertion $3 '; escb tntxeqtient insertion, $1; - - - ,A iqasrS Is ar)0 jnch in specs down tho vol mid, counting eats, display lines, blank, Ac., ' solidmatter. K9 advertisement to ho eonsidered less than a square, and all fraction counted full square, ' All' advertisement inserted for a less period thaa three month to ha regarded a transient. ' ; j t - "Polverizel hog" is. the latest val garism for sausage. ' ! ' ' ' Th ' most heartless eonnundrom BiddliDg a caDnoa-shot. t. j.-... - - Tha best' of frienda fall out. . . Oar . teeth are bo exception. ; - , The price cf excellence is labor, and aod.timo that of im mortality. TLa value of a posieseion ia in the U3 which is made of it. " ' ' If you ki!f a fowl shortly after ' fad ing time, yon will have- a full crop; J An Irish editor ' eongratnfates him self that "half the lies told about him ain't trot." ; ' I u - ? sl.-T v II yen are not .the.- head or. tail of a donkey, .what are joaf No, end ef a donkey. . .' , ... It ia estimated that . nioe jocnea of dry soow on, the greaod ia eqaal to 00 inch of water. - - The man: who triad to tan leather with the bark -of a dog has gone) into the sausage bnainees. , ;r; - T A Lesven worth paper announces, tho marriage of a young htdy ; named . ''Si erra Nevada Latta." ' , , '" Mere thaa two' hundred ' etaJenU of the' German Universities have bee a -killed dnriag the war.j ; - ; ' 2 "Jaoe," sid a wag, It'a '-all over towa." ."What's all ovef toWn?" "Mod!''j j Jane's eyes dropped. , The winter has .been, so severe ia England that birds are dying of . hun ger. Among blackbirds tbe mortality hi great. " - :- . -' The Sceond Regiment of Prassiaa Landweher, composed almost entirely of married men. kit over 8,000 'children at homo. ', "Yon have very striking comnte- nanee, as tbe donkey aaid te the ele phant, when he hit bun over the "back with hia trunk. ; '.' v:l A farmer eoraplaina that when he takes hia wheat to have it ground ho finds a Tery lare portion of itis sub- jeet to mill dew. .."' -' " Gov. Sentar finds the Tennesseeans a very polite people. ' They are asking bis pardon about five times a day for convicted criminal. - - --. The floor of one of the Lichfield (Conn.) -churches ia eo uneven that in passing np one . of the aisles, a person goes out of sight thirteen times. So ssys a locat paper. - ' ? '.- A country girl coming from the field. was told by her cousin that she looked as fresh as a daisy kissed. . "No. in deed," waa her simple reply, , "that . wasn t hut name. . , ' , A Western man who vtas recently in vited to a great test on the floor of tho House at v ashington, indignantly re fused, sayin that he waa accustomed to sit on chairs at home. .. - . Illinois most bear o3 the palm, for - virtue. A saloon keeper in that State - keeps a temperacco pledge behind tbe. bar, and does his beat to induce -bad paying customers to sign it. , A near-sighted man in Peoria rot on hia knees, and proposed to his intended father-ia-law, who in his wife's apron was peeling potatoes. He asked for a quick decision "before the old folks came in." - Uo then kft in advance of a botcher-knUe.. . . Hearing a physician - remark that a small blow would break the nose, oar Daniel exclaimed, "Well. I dnnno'boat that.' Tye riven my nose a - good rasoy blowa, and I've never broken it yet. iiy a quick moTcmest he avoid' cd a blow on the bead. - " ; There is a paper printed in the Chero kee nation in the "native dialect." An Arkansas editor says : "It is the worst specimen' of pickled tongue we erer saw. . a - . . t. 1 . It 10OK3 aa tnongn a nicro-giycerine ex plosion Lad occurred in a type foundry .' Two little boys were met after . dark by a fellow who demanded their money. Said one of them, "I have no money." This might have been a sufficient an swor; bat the - other, made assurance doubly sure by. adding, "and I haye'ni any pocke t to put money in." '" A Cocknoy at the Falls of Niagara, when asked how he liked them, replied: "They, are 'anaome qnito eo;' br.s they don't quiet hanser my hexpaja tionsj besides, I got vetted and lost my 'at. I prefer to look at them in tha hengraving, in 'ot vothcr, and in do 'oose." ; 'A gentleman by the name -of Pepper had been thrown several times from a spirited horse, and was relating the cir cumstance to a friend, at the same time observing he had never given hia" horse a name. ; "I think," observed his friend "you should call him 'Pepper-castor.' " c r An Irishman waa traveling on hia road to Manchester, N. Hi, He arrived at the forks -of t&e road where there stood a sign board,'. which read, Man chester four miles.." ''Man chased her four miles!" cried Paddy j' "be Saint Pathrick, I could havo caught her me solf in half tho time." - , . Tbere were Iwenty-lkfee battles dir. ing the late Franeo German war j aides, there were fbrty-uioe 0Dgag(:a;ent3 and combata, which had almost tna pro. proportions of. hattlos , here : wero twenty sieges, comprisio the threfj La- mense ntrongholds of fctrasbotrg, Uctz and rarisi" -; ''r:'-" '- .i.- - A litth bay, Vhoso mother had prou:-. ised him a present, was saying his pray ers preparatory to going to bed, but hia mind running on a horse, ho -began aa follows : "Our Father, who art in heav en mi, won't you give me a hcrsc hallowed bo thy name with a string oa itr:.;:;:.-.'.;;r: ;;. A-Fittsburgh (Pa.) paper t of recent uate , oontaina . this r aavertiisemect : "Three young ladies of Alleghany v" to engage three young gentlemen tot ' -them to the lecture this Winter. fj. faro and" ticket" faruished, and; rtfres' menta at the homes of the ladies after wards." i:'cr-A-4r. ' A : A gentleman,' whose ."aousa "tad been burglarized no less thaa vthree'i time;.? withia the last bis months, bad the torr story of tbe aforesaid house burned cil rcceatly. In a poscript to a letter aa, noano'mg the fact, ha ' philosor hlcaiN adds:' - "The dearest place on earth ti 'a i hrt-P. vrpfr ririTTin'"