STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT. : " PUBLISHED XVRT SATURDAY, BT ABBOTT & BROWN. X. H. X1BOTT. ; u T. BROW3I. , CFFiCE IN HANNON'S BUILDING. FIRST STREET. TEEM 3, is adtjlkci: Onyc&r,$3; Six Months tit OatMoatMMM Single Copies, 12 cts. ComspoadefeU writing tot assume signatures r anonymously, mast make known their proper names to the Editor, or o attention will be given to their communications. All Lettert and Coramnleattons, whether on kuibcis or for publication, should b- addressod to Abbott & Brown. BUSINESS CARDS. n ii. ciuson, ATTOmi AXD COUNSELLOR IT LAW, 0ric In Norcross Brick Building, up-stairs, Albany, Oregon, u4 C. A. BLACKLEY, f ASBflNABlE BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER. W'GULD RESrECTP i.'LLY INFORM TKE ' itieur Albany tbat ho ha. opened a BaborShop. o Main strer, two doors abore Fairkh'j Block, where he is prcrared to aceom mlU all wh aj 4eixe anything in tho tonso al Uma, al uto that hi t ice can bo bad at X with due otiee, to cm FICURa FOR PASTIES ON BALLS, ,- JOHN J. WJIITXEY. aneiiEi hd couxselZ-or at- m ' an! notary Ptthlic poelal attemUoat girea to collections. Or rice In the Conrt Hoae. Albany, Oregon. 3n33tf- 51. CANTERBURY, 31. D., physician and Surgeon, CORTALLIS, OREGON. yOSce, B. R. Biddle's Drug Store. botH'CS T4nl3tf ALBAMY COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. THE NEXT SESSION COMMENCES HON DAY, NOVEMBER 23d, 1868. For Particulars address REV. H. BUSHNELL, al5T3n52yl Albany, Oregon. C.lW. CRAY, D. D. 8., tfilASUATE OF THE CLXCIXSATI DEHTAL COLLEGE, WOULD INVITE ALL PERSONS DE3IR Ing Artificial teeth and first-class Dental Operations, to giro hira a call. Specimens of Vulcanite Base with gold plat 'linings, and other new style ef work, ay be ;een at his of5ee,up stairs in ParrUh A Co. Brick, Albany, Oregon, . . Residence, eoraer of Second and Raker streets. aprll'68r3n34tf .1. t MTILL. I" POWELL fc FLIXX, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LA WAND SOLICITORS IN CHANCER Y, (X Flimn, Netary Public.) ALBANY, Oregon. Collections and conrey ances promptly attended to. oc20n!01y 4IFICE OF COUXIY SCHOOI SIPERI.NTE.VT, A T WATERLOO, SIX MILES AUu t. ut,u anon, on the S&ntiazn. Post office address, J. W. MACK. Cebanon. T9n45Iy Co. School Superintendent. O- C3-- CTJBIj, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SALEM, OREGON t Jill praetiee in aR the Courts ef this State and Witt attend the Circuit Court terms in Linn county ,4,1 the entire District. Office in Watkinds A Co s t,riek, p stairs. T3n48yl D. D. RICE, 31. D., Burgeon and Phys cian, - ' 1 ALBANY, OREGON, mHASSFUL FOR THE LIBERAL PATRON- a age reeeireu, t the eifcxens t Albanj and surrounding coun try. OSce and residence, on Second street,' two fc locks east of Sprenger's hew Hotel. y3n37tf ir. J. HILTAJIDEL. . aED FIELD. HILT AR I D EL CO., ipEALERS IN GROCERIES AND PRO VI 'jLP sions, Wood and Willow Ware, Confcetion- Jry, Tohaeco, Cigars, Pipes, Notions, etc. Store a Maine street, adjoining the Express office, Al Vany, Oregon. se23r3n7tf BENJ. IIAYDEN, Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Will attend to all business entrusted to him by citizens of Polk and adjoining counties. Eola, Jly 28, 1367. T2n51tf BABBOWS, I BLAIX, S. X. TOCXfi. T J. BARROWS & CO., GENERAL & COMMISSION MERCHANTS Xh BALERS in Staple, Dry and Fancy Goods, y Groceries, Hardware, Cutlery, Crocket j, 5ots and Shoes, Albany. Oregon. ' Consignments solicited. oc6n8tf ' ALBANY BATH HOUSE! ifinnB UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT : i fully inform the. citizens of Albany and vi jiaity that he has taken charge of this Eatablish ' sa tnt, end, by keeping clean rooms and paying strict attention to business, expects to suit all those rio juay favor him with their patronage. Having ji ye tofpxe, carried on nothing but , .Firft-ClassHair'Dressing Saloons, ite expects to . give entire satisfaction to all. 2?Cbildien and Ladies Hair neatly cut and jlimpooed. , JOSEPH WEBBER. " ' ... . apr4r3n33tf .... ; ,r. r. srssELt., "iit'y at Law. ELKIXS, Notary Public. RUSSELL & ELXfclNS, OlJinParriBh' 4 Cos Block, First Street, ALBANY, ORE0ON. Having'taken into co-partnership Jawes Elkins, E iq., Ex-Clerk of Linn county, Oregon, we are et abled to add to our practice of law and . collect 'thins, superior facilities for ' OoaYeyacirj, Xxamining Eecords, : Attending to Probate Business. D(e-la, Bonds, Contracts and Mortgages carefully 'drawn. Homestead and Pre-emption papers made and Claims secured. Sales of Ileal Estate negoti ate, and loans effected on Collateral securities on teiuiinable rates. 'All business entrusted to them will be promptly at eadedto. ' RUSSELL & ELKINS. ""0. 6, 186S v2n46tf " T NOTICE! y nlHOSE WHO WANT REAPERS, HEADERS, I Threshers, Mowers, Gang-Plows, Self-Raking M whines, Seed Drills, Ac, at Portland prices, frt ight added, (see hand-bill of E. A. Hawley Co., Portland,) will please call on , V C1IEADLE, Agent, . apr4TSn33tf Albany, Oregon. VOL. IV. ADVEIVTISEMENTS. NEW ENGLAND MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY or BOSTON. PURELY MUTUAL INCORPORATED 1835. Cash Asset! - - - HaVsSM Total Surp'us Divided -Usses Paid in 1861 -Total Losses Paid . InMm for 1867 " 2,726,573 55 381,600 00 X.1S6.100 00 2,203,808 00 No Extra Charge for Traveling to and from the Atlantic states, Europe, Oregon, and Sandwich Islands This old and popular Company Is governed by the NON-FORFEITURE law of Ma'sachusrtt. ALL RET EAWCINCS DIVIDED ANNUALLY AMONG THE Losses paid promptly. All policies Non-forfoiUble DIVIDENDS DECLARED AND TAID ANNU ALLY I , Ftrtt Dividend ArailabU l Puymtnt of tA Second Anmmul iVemn. But one class of members (Policy holders) In this Company, among whom he annual surplus is divided. . . , , Unbiased lodgment, based upon careim invent ou. will show that this (the oldest Mutual Lift f nWnce Company of America) offers more equi- Ues to ao Bjr lh" Con,Pan' doiS btrfrsura'n:eC?.ft8.tj'l--u, Invcstmentf.r f italiVu It is a guns invet tmcnt fcr those In mod iumsUncis. by which they may. with a , nail amount of funds, leave to !fcp-lo means for their support in c.e of the early decea of Home O 5ce, 39 State Street, Boston. rCIFIC B' RANCH OFFICES: 302 Monf-.I-irVftCSanFrancUco; Room 3, Cacr. Building. Portland, gggy k General Agents. RUSSELL ELKINH, Ag'ts, ParrUh A ' Albany, Oregon. tepl'6Sv4a5tf PACIFIC HOTEL T HE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY informs tho public that this Houo HAS JUST BEEN FINISHED is t NO W OPEN for the accommodation of all who pay favor him with their patronage. THE FURN ITU RE is entirely new in every dcpartuwnt, and is of the latest and mest approved st jles. THE TABLE will always be supplied with the best tho market afford, and no pains will be spared for the comfort and conve nience of his gueiiu. Persons ariving by boats accommodated at ail hours day or night. Saits of rooms and superior acaommodatious for families. A long experkneo in the business warrants the proprietor in promising satisfaction to all who may favor him with their patronage, if it can b dono by bountifully supplied tables, pleanant rooms, cleanly beds Md asiducts tu J1'101 J"U Albany, June 1, 186S. v3n42tf WILLAMETTE STEAMBOAT C0.fS 3STOTICE. rROM AND AFTER THI3 DATE UNTIL THE STEAMER WENAT! WTILL LEAVE PORTLAND EVERY DAY, (SUNDAYS EXCEPTED), FOR OREGON CITY, At 60 A, connecting with the Steamer t SUCCESS, On MONDAYS and THURSDAYS of each week, For Salem, Albany and Corvallls and all intermediate points ; and with th$ STEAMER ANN, On the same days for DAYTON. RETVRS1""1116 0re2on Clt7 at 1 o'clock P. M., except Wednesdays and Sat urdays, on which days she will await the arrival of the steamers SUCCESS and ANN from above. JZSrFor Freight or Passage, apply to J. II S J1ITH, at the American Exchange Wharf. sep26v4n6tf. N. IIAUN, Pl-Cidcnt. IBA A. MILLEK. A. P. MILLER. . MILLER U BROs, (Successors to Philip Jf iller,) ' M A R B LEW OR K S ALBANY, OREGON Shop en Washington, bet, 1st and 2d St'a. mHESE GENTLEMEN BEG LEAVE TO IN- JL form the pnouo at large tnat tney are now prepared to furnisn . 31 A R RLE n O S VU E NTS aBAVE'ST ONE S ! OF EVERT STTXE AXD IATTERK, At tbe Most , Reasonable Prices, TOMBSTONES CUT TO ORDER : On the very shortest notice. Mar7v3n29tf MILLER y BR0. l LL PERSONS KNOWING THEMSELVES jfjL indebted to tho undersigned, will pleaso come forward and settle up, as the old Books 'must be Closed by the 1st of January, 1059. . Albany, Dec. 1068nl7tff A COWAN, ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2G18C8. POKTltY. A MAIDEN'S rSALM OF LIFE. Somebody puts tho following slanderous parody Into tho mouth of a modern maldon : Tell tno not In Idle jioglc, , "Marrlngo ii anuinpty dream I' For the girl is dead that's single, And girls are not what they roem. Lifo Is real! life is earoentl Single blesMulnessa fib I Man thou art, to man rcturncstl" lias bwn spoken of tho rib. Not enjoyment, and not sorrow, Is our destined end or way; But to act, that each to-morrow Finds us nearer marriage day; Life Is long, and youth Is fleeting, And our hearts, though light and gny, Still, like pleasant drums are beating Wedding marches on the way. In tho world's broad field of battle, In the blrouao of lifo, Be not like dumb, driven cattle I Boa heroine a wifo I Truft no futore, howo'cr pleasant. Let the dead past bury Its dead ! . Act act to tlo living present I Heart within and hope abend ! Lives of married folks remind us We can livo our live as will. And departing, leave behind us Such examples as shall "toll." Such example that another, Wasting time In idle sport, A forlorn, unmarried brother, Setiug, shall tako heart and court. Let us, then, bo up and doing With a lnnrton triumph set; Still contriving, still pursuing, And each one a husband get NONE THE WORSE FOR TIIAT. What though the homespun suit ho wears. Beat suited tu the sous of toil Wit though on eoarvst fuad he fares, Ana tends the loom or tills the U What tbowSh no geld leaf gild I the tongue, ierotejV"liialtliHi If right prevail and not tho mnmg. The waa is aoa tho wo for that. What though within lis humble cot No costly ornament U seen j What though his wifa possesses." not Jk-r satin gown of tlaek an 1 fc"een ' What though the tuerry Louiivld band, Half naked fly to ball and bsi. If eonsclence guides tho heart and fc&nd The man is non tho worse for thai. True Worth is not a thing of drew. Of splendor, wealth, or cUie lre ; Would that thee trappings we loved ices. And clang to bone.t worth the more I Though pride may stir the t ailing crand, Tho faded Krb, tho nple bat, Vet tiod and .Nature ery aWud, The man Is neno the wurte fr that. UEACON IIITCIICOL'IC. In Dr. Alfred llooth' Itcmiaiscnccs of SpringCcM, JIasv, occuri tho following account of Deacon Hitchcock : "Born In 1722, in North Main street i ..- ... . . region, lie rcmovca, wnttc a j-oang man, into the eastern part of town, now known as South WUbrahani ; married in 1843, and was tlie first dtacon of tho church there, continuing in office many years. He Ib well remembered by Hon. Oliver 11. Morri, aa occupying the deacon scat at meetings, his whitened locki giving him quiLe a venerable appearance. Dur incr u lonir life ho was of wonderful strength, agifity and endurance, and had ho lircd in the palmy days of urcece, be would have been a worthy competitor in the zarucs of those days. It is related ox him that on one occasion, a man riding by the field whero ho was at work, and boast ing of tho Fpced of his horse, was chal lenged by the deacon, who aid he could run to Springfield quicker, on foot, than the horse with his rider could, 'jhe race resulted in the triumph of tho deacon; distance 10 miles ; time not stated. He would lift a cart-load of hay, by getting his shoulders under the axle, in a stoop ing posture, and throw an empty cart over with one hand, by taking hold of the end of the axlo-trec. When loading grain in a cart, he would take a bag by his teeth, and with a swing .and tbe aid ot a pusu with the koea, throw it into tho cart. He had double teeth in front, and would hold a ten-penny nail by them and break it off with his lingers, lie used to say ne aid not know a man he could not whip or run awav from I Tho day he was seventy years old, he remarked to his wife, that when they wero nrst married no was wont to amuse ncr oyv taking uown ms naiwun his toes, and added : "I wonder if I could do it now V Thereupon ho jumped from the floor, took oil the bat with his toes, and came down on.his feet like a cat, hung up the hat on the nail, turned to the table, asked a blessing, and ate ot tno re past then ready.; PONCTUATION PUZZLE. ThO follow. ing article forcibly illustrates tho neces sity of punctuation. It can be road in two ways, making a very bad man or a very good man, tho result depending on the manner in which it is punctuated : "lie is ari old and experienced man in vice and wickedness he is never found ODDOsinff tho walks of iniquity he takes delight in the downfall of his neighbors he never rejoices in the prosperity of his fellow creatures he is always ready to as sist in destroying. the peace of society he takes no rjleasure in serving the Lord he is uncommonly diligent in' sowing disor der among his friends and acquaintances he takes no pndo in laboring to promote the cause of Christianity he .has been neg ligent in endeavoring to stigmatize all public teachers ho makes no exertions to subdue his evil passions he strives hard to build up Satan's kingdom he lends no aid to the support of the gospel among the heathen ho contributes largely to the evil rcIvptruvtt hp. navs no - attention to erood advice he crives frrcat heed to the devil he will never go to heaven he must go where he will receive tne ;jusi recom pCnso of reward' r: The Cause. "I wonder what caus es my eyes to bo so weak ?" said a fop l to n. rpntlpmfiri. "Thev arc m a weak i . o- :r . . . . " place," replied the latter, Legislative Action Demniisled by the People. In tho present condition of affairs tho Legislature disruputcd by tho Gov ernor and Republican members appro priation bills and other important meas ures not passed Stato warrants unlaw fully issued and depreciated publio crcd it greatly impaired the State Govern ment running on credit, with money in the Treasury creditors deprived of their just earnings the Asylum, Ponitcntiary, If. ' 1 ..I . t 1 I 'll! oiuiu nuuu, ana oiucr puouo ouuuings unprovided for no reduction of tho rate of taxation for Stato revenue; although it is believed that from twenty-five , to thirty per cent, may bo Counted upon under this tato of affairs what is to be done t When the Republican members seceded, and thereby prevented the Leg islature from completing the business of tho country, tho remedy was plain and easy. The Governor, by tho Constitu tion and laws of Oregon, should have forthwith issued writs of election to ev ery couuty wherein vacancies existed. lly so doing, in ten days tho wheels of government would have again been in motion, and all thco grievances have been prevented. Doing himself the chief conspirator, the Governor was not tho man to retrace his steps, and make repa rntipi to an injured and indignant peo ple f : Notwithstanding the House of Repre sentatives in the name of the pcoclc. might have ordered the Speaker to issue writs of election to fill vacancies; yet, willing to give ample time for, aui even hoping that the Governor might repent oi ins misdeed, tno legislature look a recess until the 4th of March next. lu the short (pace oi less than two months the country has mora than real ized our worst apprehensions, for all of which tho Governor and Republican member are responsible : their riartv as- sumo tho act and their organ, the Ore- fjoniun defends it, and tho defaulting parties are resorting to every possible ex pedient to fercc their worthless warrants upon the country and upon the Treasury. Had they but ucd half tho effort on the line of duty pointed out by the Constitu- ;ion which they have uicd to avoid it, the cm:'ara.ed condition of tho government would .have been long mco removed. , Jt js a mistake that tho Democratic party is importuning tho Governor, ei ther for writs of electioo or an extra ses sion of the Legislature; Democrats have but faithfully portrayed his crimes in the betrayal of tho public trust, which I doubt not they wid continue to do, point ing out to him the Constitution and the laws which ho has so flagrantly violated, fuming from tho Governor as having manilested no cyuipatmcs witn the pco- i t p.e over wiioho government no assumes tor reside; and as having ignored the iighcst duty devolved upon niia uy tne Joustitutioa, it is eminently fitting that the Democratic party "tako a bold and positive course." Tor several reason I am satisfied that the writ of manjamut will not Ho against thc'Govcrnor in this instance, and could refer to omo very . plain enactments 10 support 1 this view wero it necessary; but it is not among jUeniocrat that this question need bo discussed. If, Repub licans think a matuhimut is the appropri ate remedy, cither against tho Governor or Treasurer, let them try the experiment. Should it prove successful ia restoring the Legislature and healing the wounds inflicted upon it by tho representatives of that party, tho country will at onco bo re lieved through the needed legislation. Should it, however, provo unsuccessful, as in my opinion it most assuredly would, tho blunder would be theirs, and we none the worse. Under tho English law, upon Parlia ment being summoned, writs of election wero issued out of tho office of tho Lord Chancellor, keeper of tho great seal, and Privy Councillor, but if vacancies hap pened during the sitting of Parliament, the Speaker ot tho House wherein they occurred, or if in a recess, without such order issued writs of election. These distinctions grew out of the necessity that neither Houso of Parliament, whether in session or under recess, should bo at the mercy of any individual or officer With out their jurisdiction, for their existepce, preservation or dispatch or business. It must have been a necessary power to have been provided for by law, and may bo in ferred to have been an inherent right sustained by the maxim in tho English law "That whatever arises concerning ci ther House .of Parliament , ought to he examined discussed, and adjudged ' in that Home to which it relates and not cheichcrc.' ' ' f " " Thus it is shown to have been of prime necessity that each House should - possess in itself. the power, of self-preservation; making and enforcing its own rules; pun ishing such as may be guilty of contemp tuous behavior ; and providing for , exi gencies as they may arise. . lheso pow ers and privileges, cannot be all enumera . Blackstono has ft, " that if all the ted privileges of Parliament were, onco to be set down and ascertained, and no privil ege allowed but what was so. defined and determined, it wero easy, for the Execu tive power to devise some new. case, not within the line of privilege, and under prctenco thereof, harrass any refractory member, and violato the freedom' of - Par liament.'"' The dignity and independence of the two houses are therefore in a great measure prescrveu Dy Keeping ineir priv ileges indefinite." . The farmers of our Constitution having enumerated certain powers and privileges of. the Legislative Assembly, and caeh House thereof; yet with almost prophett io eye seeing that if each House possessed, only the powers specially enumerated, how easy it might be to trammel them in the discharge of the high trusts reposed in them by the pepplo, even to the destruction of their existence at the very moment when the wants of the country or liberties of tho people most demand their services, In testion 17 of article 4, provi ded that "Each JIoutQ thall hate all powers necessary for a branch of a Legislative Department of a free and in depedncnt tSlute." ; v The pow'er, in each House, of issuing writs of election when in session, in case tho Executive should refuse to do so, is indispensably necessary to preserve its existence and power, enable it to proceed to tho completion of its business and ad journ to a given day or sine die. It is im possible to conceive of a case to which this clause in our Constitution could be more appropriately applied than the one in hand. . ; ; ,-, Having tho power, then, let us fearless ly discharge the duty which the interest of tho country and the people have a right to expect. Let it bo a point with every Dcmocratio member of the Legisla ture, on the 4th day of Mach next, to bo at hb post. This if an emergency in which wo are called upon to act with dignity and firmno in relieving the State from the consequences of tho infa mous conduct of an irresponsible Executive.- And when on that day the Legis lature shall be assembled, let us order the Speaker forw'tth to issue writs of election to fill all the vacancies 1 upon the very shortest notice; and when tbe full strength of the. House shall have been restored, the business that will demand our atten tion is: - 1 Tho provision for the payment of all outstanding indebted ncKs, without respect to any unlawfully burned warrants, thus repairing the injured credit of the State and doing juHicc to individuals. 2 Prune down the pending appropri ation bill ; by which it in believed a suffi cient sum may be paved to construct a wing to the Asylum and Penitentiary, each. 3 Reduce the rate of taxation for State revenue. 4 Adopt plans, specifications and esti mates for the construction of a wing to the Asylum and Penitentiary, and, being satisfied that they are properly located, provide for their construction. 5 Provide for flytdematizing and regu lating tho internal management of those in stitutions in accordance 'with the more improved and humane treatment of the in mates, for tho carrying on of which the necessary appropriations should be made. C Vau the bill to reduce and regulate fees of officers, the bill on statistics and labor exchange, and the bill to tax and regulate Chinamen, with some other im portant bills of a public nature left pend ing when the House was disrupted. The subject of tho payment tf Govern or Woods' salary ought to be omitted. Under all circumstances it merits suspen sion at least until the next regular meet ing of the legislature, to which time he has unlawfully attempted to postpone the payment of the just debts of the State. The subject is one, however, upon which no harsh judgment or opinion should be fixed without serious and careful delibera tion. Doubtless the Legislature will do what their best judgment will dictate. Fellow Democrat of Oregon, I have suggested what seems to me to be the best plan by which to relievo the State from ita enjbarrasJS'Mjd cocditionnot brought about by any agency of ours; but as it will be in our power to afford relief, our faith to tho people will bo broken if we fail to do it. Let no Democrat falter. Respectfully, . .. -.V.:V.CttiLVXA-x;. Portland, Dec. 1G, 1SCS. Par Nobile Fratrdm." Wherever the Democratic party has encountered defeat, tho cause is attributable in a measure to certain dead weights in the patty resting upoa it like a night-marc. Its Executive head is an incubus upon its body. ' Relmont, President of tho Nation al Committee, has secerctly and dishonest ly used his position to the prejudice of the party. Ho has not taken a solitary step in the advancement of its interests. The party suffered untold evil at his hands, and the sooner it kicks him out and puts an honest man in his stead, the hotter for it and tbe country. Nor is tho New York World, whilst professing much zeal in tho cause, a whit better. That . paper tried to sell tho party ia the beginning of tho contest. A pimp of tho bonded oli garchy, it would sell the party to the devil for a megs of pottage. i Belmont,; with' all his bloated crew tho gamblcra upon party chanco, and jug glers at New York Boards, with the World as trash thrown in, were opposed, first, to the nomination and - secondly to the election of Mr. , Seymour. To-day they secretly rcjoico in their hearts at tho probability of his defeat . ne is not to bo used as a fool .by them; hence their antipathy to him.---Constitution." Immigration. Tho statistics of the foreigners who have landed on our shores during tho last year, disclose spme new features. Formorly the Irish were ;by far the most numerous class of emigrants. Last year they only numbered 65,134, and the Germans 117,59lr - The English were more than one-half the number of Irish, ; having n reached 83,912. Of all other nations, the total was 20,294, mak ing in all 242,731- immigrants.; i The in creased ; emigration of North Germans is said to have arisen from their dissatisfac tion with the Prussian rule. ; An immense exodus . of peasants, many of them in com fortable circumstances, is reported from IIcsso, the cause being the great increase ip taxation. The Commissioners of Em igration have exposed a system of .selling passage to emigrants in Europe at prices above the actual rates. Most instances of this fraud occurred in France and G er many, chiefly in Havre none in grpat Britain, and only ono in Ireland, ' i r ; - A young Frenchman at Lvllo re cently killed his two brothers to lessen tho family expenses ; whereupon the court found "extenuating circumstan ces." . A Western editor cautions his readers against kissing short girls, because the practice has made him round-shouldered. NO. 19, - LAW8 OF OUEGOtf. PASSED LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY, 1868. A Bill to secure the location of the Lands Donated by Congress to the State for an Agricultural College, and to estab lish such College. atphovzv oct. 27, 1868, --.i ; Be it enacted Uj tU Leghiative Assem- My f the Stale of Oregon : , Section 1. That J. F. Miller, .7, H. Douthit and J. C. Avery are hereby con stituted a board of . Commissioners, with power to locato all the lands to which this State is entitled by act of Congress, for the purpose of establishing an Agricultu ral College ; and as soon as such locations are made to report the same to tho Secre tary of State. 2. To take into considera tion the further organization and perfect ing of a plan for the permanent establish ment of such College in accordance with the requirements of the act of Congress, making such donation, ami rertfirfc tin same to tho Governor by the first dav of ugust, xoiv. a, to nil all vacancies in the College by appointment, that may oc cur, in any Senatorial district under the provisions f this act. Sjec. 2. -That until other provisions are made Corvallis College w hereby designated and adopted as the Atmcnhu- ral College, in which all students sent un der tho provisions of this act shall be In structed in all the arts, sciences, and oth er studies, in accordance with the require ments of the Act of Congress making such donation. Sec. 3. Each State Senator is herebv authorized and empowered to select one student, not less than sixteen years of age, who shall bo received by the Faculty of haid College and instructed in the manner provided in this act, for the space of two years, unless such student shall be dis charged for misconduct. Provided !mw. ever, that this Actshall not be bindinzuntil the l rustecs cl said College shall adopt a resolution and file a certified cot thprnf with the Secretary of State, assenting to and rfgTccing, on their part, to faithfully carry out the provisions of this Act. EC. 4. Upon the certificate of the President of Corvallis College that unv student so appointed is in attendance at ccnooi, it snail be the duty ef the Secre tary of State, at the middle of each ri car ter, to draw bis warrant " upon the State Treasurer in favor of tbe Treasurer of said College for the sum of 811.25 for each student so attending. And it shall bo the duty of the Treasurer to pay such warrants out of any funds in his hand not otherwise appropriated, and a separate ac count of such funds shall be kept and designated "Agricultural College Fund' Sec. 5. All funds paid out in accord ancc with the provisions of the foreoin section, with interest thereon, at ten per a ' cent, per annum, snail be relunded to the State Treasury from the first interest that shall accrue from the nroceed r,f th sale of any lands located for said Col lege. Sec. C. The Board of Commissioners hereby created shall make all the rcnorts required by law, and shall each receive a salary ox are dollars per day for tbe num ber of days actually emplovcd. to be rjaid upon the sworn statement of such Com- 4ft missionet. , - Whereas. It appears that unless an Agricultural College is provided by law at in is session ot the legislature, the grant by Congress will be lost, therefore, this actshall take effect from the date of its passage. ., . Fell From Grace. Old Billy had attended a great revival and, with many others, been converted and baptized. Not many weeks after one of his friends met .him reeling home with a considerable brick in his hat." "Hello, Billy,"; said a friend, "I thought you had joined church." "So I did," answered Billy, making a desperate effort to stand steady, "so I did, and would have been a good Baptist if they had not treated me so everlasting mean at the water. Didn't you ever hear adout it?" 1 1 . Never did." ".,"'- ''- "Well you see, when we cum to the baptizing place, thar was we and rich old squire Joe Smithy to bo, clipped at the same time. Well, the parson took the squire in first, but I didn't mind that much, a3 I thought 'twould be just as good when I cum ; so he led him io, and after dippin him, he raised him mity kecrful, and wiped his face arid led him out. .Then cum my turn and instead of liftin me out as he did the square, he gave me one . slosh, and left me crawlin around on the bottom like a darned ' mud turtle." ... r V ' - 1 - ' ; ' I have knocked you down, I have beat en you, I have spit in your throat, I have picked your pocket, says the "troolyloil" jnan, and now if you beat me back again, or attempt to deprive- me of my hard earned gains, J will cry put revolution, and everybody who isn't a rebel and a, traitor and a bloody revolutionist and a disloyal man and a repudiationist will fly to my rescue. Let us have peace ; and now my good friend for another , dig at your purse. t 'Iv'w? ' A:::,'-' E$ The leading principles of tho Jac obin party are ": . V , j T T : First That' the labor of the country shall be , taxed tch support the bond holders,) .";i';;";.r; '-Ml;;" ,' W- j Secoad-wTbat, the labor of the'eoun try shall be taxed to suport the negroesj Remember.- If you are a lover don't love two girls at' once. Love is a good thing, but it is like butter iawarm weath erit won't do to have too much on hand at once. If you loye two well you love not wisely. An old bachelor, who knows nothing about it, suggests that births be published uuder tho head of "new music " BATES OF ADVERTISING 5 per TiAn j dn Column, $100 s Half Coldmn, $00 j Onartcr Col tifiin, $35. Transient Adrertisemepts per SqnaTe often linen or legs, first insertion, $3 j each subsequent Inter tlon.il, ' A square Is one Ineh In space clown the column, counting cats, display lines, blanks, Ac., as solid matter. No advertisement tote considered than fjnare, and all fractions counted a full square. AH advertisements inserted for a less period tban three months to be regarded as tran slent. PACTW i:iihvh Ft annus. The October report of the national debt made the footings of the "blessing" appear some six or seven millions less than the footings of the September state ment. Sueh were the figures. What of the facts? The national debt has in creased, according to McCulloch's show-, ing, within one year, more than thirty five millions. The people have paid into the National Treasury, since wo have had "peace" -such a peace J nearly eight een hundred millions in currency, and now, in the fourth year of this " peace " with this four hundred millions of in, come still kept up, we are really thirty five or forty millions more, in debt this year than last. . , Here is where the wool is pulled over the eyes of the people. AH the debt now, except the greenbacks and gold cer tificates on deposit, is paying coin inter est, and that is where the extra tax comes in. Every extra dollar of coin in terest called for, is equal to thirty or for ty per cent, increase of currency interest, and that is the secret of the actuar in crease of the debt ; for where the inter-i est roll is made heavier quarterly, there-, in lies the additional burthen upon the backs of the people. But this is not all. The present debt, call it only two thou-, sand seven hundred millions if you like, is to be added to by a new claim upon the people. No less than four thousand millions and upwards, of demands, have been presented to the Court of Claims at Washington, by " loyal sufferers" in the late war, and up to this time no less than three thousand millions have been allow-, cd, promising to bring up the national debt of the United States to some seven thousand millions of dollars. But the story is not all told yet. The State debts, which are not taken into consideration in the above astounding sum cf human woo and haman misery, foot up three hun, dred millions more, exclusive of the debt of the South. Adding these, the debts of the Northern States, to the national debt, with the claims before the Court at Washington, which have already been de cided to be valid, and we have an incon ceivable aggregate of pecuniary obliga tions to carry, which is represented by the sum of -over seven thousand , millions of dollars. Good God 1 Are the people of this country absolutely demented ? Do they not sec the brink of the precipice beforo them ? Are they blind or are they mad ? The very lowest rate of taxation town, county, State and national cannot be less than five hundred millions of dollars per year, and the cost cf the army and the United States civil list demands at least one hundred and fifty millions more; and it is proposed to make the salary of the new President one hundred thousand a year. Is this the last of the great American Republic? Are we on thieve of a political and social volcano as dire ful as the late physical one which shook one ha'f the globe ? Xce York Dag- HILLINGS LKXICOX. Law A sword in its scabbard. Flattery Holding a man by the but-ton-hola with one hand, .and pinning a. placard to his coat tail with the other. Pride Folly strutting in the cast oph clothing cf common sense. Custom Natural law. Promises i-Eggs with a thin shell, on purpose tew be bust. Conscience Heaven's right ov way through the soul ov man. , Innocence The pett lamb that strayed away oph, years ago, from the rest of the flock, and hainf been heard from since. Pedi;ree There iz jist az mutch vir tew in a pedigree, az there iz in handing down, from father to son, 10 thousand dollars in Continental money. Fortune A blind goddess, with a blin4 retinew. Death-r-A square deal. security Caution under pad-lock and key,.;A,t - . Courage The iron ov honesty. Hopeless Fearless. . Opportunity The luck ov vigilant. Boarding-houses Assylums , for sour bread, vagrant hash, and houseless coki roaches. Money -"The root of all evil," tothosq who spend their lives rooting for it Toper A poor unfotunate devil, with one throat. Superfluity A kat with six tails tew watch. - Soul Housekeepers for the boddy. Resolution The gang plank of sue cess. Pig Pork in pantalets. ' Despair The achor ov phools. Adversity A simple rule in human mathumatics, tew find the solid kon tents ov man. - Trials, Ton icks. . Lies The devil's ointment, with which he greases the snaik's belly. . r Chastity rA cbrystal pallass with a, queen in it. " " 1 ErrorrTho crook in a pig's tail, hard tew get out; Honor- A slight draft on integrity. Legacy Charity dated ahead. , . Oratory-The gamut of language, Nose-r-The sunbbing post' ov the body, Tjie Oshkosh 2ti?ics gives us the folr lowing ''Black Crook" story : " "My dear," said the wife, "the 'Black, Crook: w here ; shall we witness it to night?" , -K::;.: ' - "Well, said the husband, "I'd better go alone to-night and see if it is a proper place for ladies." "Yeswcll," says the wife, "I'd rath er guess I'd bettce go alone and see if it is a proper place for gentlemen ." ; Both went . - -V" The e::-queen of Spain is going to take ; up her residence in" Ep gland. She will be well b-5 well received there, and, with a few millions of dollars at her command, will no doubt make the balance of hef life pass pleasantly enough, : I