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Newspaper Page Texti t r i ) SjlATE rights democrat. FtBLISHED KTKRT SATURDAY, BY ABBOTT & BROWN. M. ABBOTT. I If. T. BROWN. CFflCEIN HAMNOM'S BUILDING, FIRST STREET. TERMS, is advance: Oneycr,$3; Six Monthi tlj Ono Month, 50 eta. Sin glo Copies, 12J cts. Correspondents writing over awnmed signatures or anonymously, mast m&ko known their proper . nan.es to the Editor, or no attention will be giren - to tieir communication. All Letters and Communications, whether on .business or for publication, should h addressed to ' AM ott & Brown. BUSINESS CARDS. , c. rowsuL. L. FLI5Jt. A FLIXX, t TTSin VP W A YD CO L A A'fc ilUJM COUNSELLORS a JLA WAND SOLICITOUS . www i (X Flian, Notary Public.) a TRAXY. Orocon. Collections and contey. J anees promptly attended to. oo20nl01y OFFICE OF COUXTT SCHOOL SrPERIMEN'T, A T WATERLOO, SIX MILES ABOVE LEB- J- anon, on the fcantiam Post office address, Lebanon. Tn451y J. W. MACK. Co. School Superintendent. O. P. S. PLUMMEB, SI. Physician and Surgeon. ADBAXT, OEECOX. OFFICE ON MAIN STREET. OPPOSITE Settleraier'a Drug Store. Evidence, on the corner of Washington aad Sixth Vet-i,J",1n'nS the U. P. Church. janMr3n4Uf J. B. RICE, 31. D., Surgeon and Physician, ALBANY, OREGON, THANKFUL FOR THE LIBERAL PATRON ago received, coutiu.es to tender his services i the eitixens ot Albauy and surroundiug coun try. Office and residence, on heend street, two bin east of Sprenger's hew Uotcl. v3n3tf J. QCIXX TIIOUXTOX, KTRQRNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW. Will tractice in the superior and inferior Courts of Orlg" . Office up Ui in Foster's fire-prf brick, nearly opposite the post oE Alb:y. Nov. 2. I867rv3nl2yl JOHN J. WIIITXEY. 1TT015ET IT LAW AND NOTARY PLBLIC, ALU ANT. OREGON. 3-CEee upstairs in Foyer's Frame BoJ ate th "State Rights Democrat 015 Building, ce. . v3n33tf F. 31. WADSWOItTII, SIGX, CARRIAGE ASD ORSAUEXTAL PAINTER. Over McBride's Wagon Shop, between Firitand Seond, on Ferry street. First-eUi work done on short nbticc. v3nl9yl X. II. CRAXOB, ATTOtYEI AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Oftice In Norcrosa' Brklt Budding, up-sUirs, Albany, Oregon, U yf. J. HltTABtDEt. f. M. BEPriELD. HILTABIDEL 3k CO., DEALERS IN GROCERIES AND PRO VI ttoas, Wood and WUiow Ware, Cvntcuon ery, Tobacco. Cigar. Pipes, Notions, etc. More m Maioe street, adjoining the Lipresi oEce, Al bany, Owgon se.SvSDiti BEXJ. IIAYDEX, Attaraey and Counsellor at Law, Will attend to all business entrusted to him by citizens of Pulk and adjouung cobuum Eola, July 25, 1867 v2n51tf X. B. HUMPHREY, ATTORNEY AT LAW A5D-S0TAM FCBLIC, ALBANY - - - - - OREGON. pgr OfOee in the Court House. mar9v2n301y FRANK D ALTON, ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Office in Foster's Brick, let street, Albany, Oregon feblv3n2ltf , B ARROWS, I- LAI5, g. B. TOCXO J. BARROWS & CO., GENERAL & C03OUSSWX MERCHANTS BEALERS in SUple, Dry and Fancy Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Cutlery, Crockery, Jioots and Shoes, Albany. Oregon. Consignments solicited. ocgp8tf E. F. BUSS ELI., ATTORHEr AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Solicilort in Chanceri and Real Estate Agents, Will practice in the Courts of the Second, Third, and Fourth Judicial Districts, and in the Supreme Court of Oregon. , Cffice ia Parrish's Brick Building, Albany, Ore gon. . Sy SPECIAL ATTENTION given to the col lection of Claims at all points in the above named Districts. T2nA6yl CI. W. GRAY. D. . S., GRADUATE OF THE ClHCISSATI DENTAL COLLEGE, Would invite all persons desir ing first-class dental operations to I give him & sail, 'f he ioctor manes manv new and imDroved styles of la,tesTor artificial teeth. Among others he would solicit particular attention to vulcanite base in onnectio i with gold wire gaute (a. superior work in many respects), and a new improvement (late ly patenfcsd by Dr. Cool), which consists in lining the entire concave surface of the plate with fine gold. This stylo of plate admits of a very fine gnbh, and in its use there is no disagreeable lacking and roughening by tobacco smoke and other deleterious agents (as is the case with ordi nary rale mite work). It can be made much thin per and a Ids very materially to its gtrength and durability. The extra expense is trifiing in com parison to the advantages it possesses. Persons would do well to give him a call. Office np-stairs In Parrish's k Co.'s brick, Albany, O"gon. aprm'$3n34tf 1 ALBANY BATH HOUSE! THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD KESPECT fully inform the citizens of Albany and vi cinity thai he has taken charge of this Establish ment, and, by keeping clean rooms and paying strict attrition to business, expects to suit all those . who may favor him with their patronage. Having heretofore carried on nothing but First-Class Hair Dressing Saloons, he expect i to give entire satisfaction" to alL : S3Cfiildien and Ladies' Hair neatly cut and shampooed. ' "' - JOSEPH WEBBER. apr4v3nS3tf " ELAJriX DEEDS, of the latest and most approved form, for sale at this office. "Warranty rrn VOL. III. ADVERTISE M E N T s . MRS, DUNNIWAY, T AKE.3 PLEASURE IN XNFOKMINU Hr.ll j PLEASURE IN INFORMING HKK patrons that sho has received her Invoice or MIL L I 1ST B Ann FURNISHING GOODS, DIRECT FKOni NEW YORXI! and I am now ready to accomuioduto asr or TOP with tho BEST AND EATESiT STYLES, At the Most Jleusonable Prices ! As A Rent for Madame Demorcst's Inenuparabto lairrar of Fashions, I am enabled to furnish on ati a copy of tbo Maatine for one year, beginning with the July number, to any person who shall pur 'haso spring Roods iu ray line to the amount of Ten Dollars 1! Send In Tour orders at once, ladies, that I may know how many of you will giro me the ple&Kuro of presenting you a first class parlor Magaxino as Premium on your pur chases. A COMPLETE ASSOUTMEXT OF Very Choice 3IiIHucrjr uooumx ASD ALL TO!! OTHER NOVELTIES OF THE SEASON! She has also secured the Agency of Md'mc Demorf st's World-Rcnowncd Fatte rns, and all of the many useful and orna mental articles advertised in her Justly popu lar Magatine. COME LADIES! "all of you together," and see if I have not the Cheapest and Choicest ISiliinery Coo4i! EVER OFFERED FOR SALE IX ALBAXV ! DKESS AND CLOAK-MAKING In the Latest Styles ! Perfect Fit Warranted. BLEACHING AND PRESSirfO: In the best manner at the very lowest rates. NEW STAMPING PATTERN! BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS ! pSr Don't f'-rget the plac. Boutbwe orner Main and Broad Albin streets. Albany March 30, 1S64-s2Sv3n71y PACIFIC HOTEL T HE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY informs the public fiat th is llouso .HAS JUST. BEEN FINISHED, ASD IS JST O "W OPE XT for the accommodation of all who may favor him with their patronage. THE FURNITURE is entirely new in every department, and U of. the latest and nstapjrovcd styles. THE TABLE will always le supplied with the bct the market Affords, and no pains will be epared for the comfort and Cnve nience of bis gncsts. Persons arriving by boats aecommodaUsd at all hours, day or n'ubt. Suits of rooms and superior accommodations for families. A long exprieoee in the business warrants tbo proprietor in protnUing satUfaction to all who may favor him with their patronage, if it can be done by bountifully supplied tables, pleasant rooms, cleanly beds and Assiduous attention to their wants. J. B. SPRENOER. Albany, Joae , 1868. v3n42tf LOOK HERE 1 Patronize Ilome lndnstry, and Save Money I The undersigned, having opened ft TAIXOUIXG ESTABLISHMENT (On First street, north side, next door east form Washington), in Albany, takes this method of informing the public that he is prepared to MAKE, CUT, AM BEPAIR CLOTHING ! OP ALL gIP8, IU TXIJ3 LATEST STYLES J AND AT THE MOST REASONABLE RATES J V2n44tf H- W. FARMER. IBA. A. WILLEB. A. P, MILLER. MILLER BBO,, (Succe$ort to Philip Miller,) r b t e wo a KS M A ALBANY, OREGON. Shop on Washington, bet, lit and2dSt' mHESE GENTLEMEN BEG LEAVE TO IN. X form the pubUo at Jarge that they are poy prepared to furnish MARBLE MONpMEWTS AND . , r. a n AT E S T ONES! OF EVEHY STY LB 4KP PATTERK, At tluc Slost Reasonable Prices. TOKDSTOKCS CUT OHDSP On the very shortest notice. Mar7v3a29tf IIILLER y BRO. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 18, 1868. POKTR Y. I AM DYING. Th o followinir Svautlful room we cony from the - . , ' - . "! ... r-rv.j w ...... .uoa con. 1-1 .-! ... .1- I . I . irt'iutmna 10 me gumuina ui nvwijinpcr. it is sweetly, beautifully sad : IlaUo my pillow, husband dearest Faint and fainter comes tny breath j And these shadows stealing slowly, Mutt, I know, be thoiio of death. Sit down cle beide uiu, darling, Let me clasp your warm, Mlrong land, Yours that vcr Una sustained me, To the borders ol this land. F r your Ood and mine our Father Tbenoe h;ill ever lead me t n Wluru upou ft th one ctirnal, Hit Il's lovcJ and ouly Son ; I've hut visions and bevu dreaming O'er the past of Joy and pain ; Year by year I've wandered backward. Till I was child again. Dieauting of girlhood, and the moment When I stood your wifo and bride, How my heart thrilled Lvo's triumph, In that hour of woman's pride. Dreaming of thee and all tho earth-chords Firmly twined about my heart Ob ! the bitter burning anguiah. When I first knew we utuat part. It is past and Uod ba promWod, All thy fovUteps to attend ; lie that's more than friend or brother, He'll b with you to the end. There's no vhadow o'er tho portals. Leading to my heavenly hume Christ has promised life immortal, And 'tis He that bids mo come. When life's trials await around theo. And its chilling billows swell ; Thoul't thank heaven that I'm spnrcd tbem, Thoul't thru feel that " all is welt" Briug our buys unto my be'Uide ; My last b!eirig ll them keep But they're sleepingdo not wake them ; They'll learn on enough to weep. Tell tbem often of their mother. Kits them for me when they wake. Lead tbem gently in life's pathway, Loe them doubly for my sake. Clasp my haod still eloer. darling. This, the Ut night of tny life For to-morrow lahall never Answer, when you call me " wife." Fare thee welt, my noble husband. Faint not 'nath the chaat'ning rod , Throw yoor strong arm around our children, Kccf ihem ebt to tbe and liod. K.ITINO WHEN KxiiALSTfcD. WIlCO the streop;th of nerre-jwiwer in already worn out or aed up. tlie dijresltoii of food only makeg a frn do m and upon it, and if it be unable to meet tho demand, thr food i uoly a burden upon it, proIucin-; mischief. Our bodies are compared to ieaui engines, the food beiu the fuel, and the nteam produced tltc nerve power. The analogy holdt mmI to a certain ex tent. H when the tcam is low because the fire i low. you pile in too fat a quan tity of eoal. you put out your fire, and if you ha?c depended upon ntcani power to fan your fire, that in aUo extinguished. I ley oud this the comparison fail. You may clean out your furnace and bejrin aaiu, but in the body the consequence of this overloading are dangerous, aud Miuetimcs fatal. Xo caue of cholera it more common than eating freely when ex hausted. The rule should be to real for a time, and take some (dmplc refrshmcof, a cup or a part oi a cup ol tea, a lit tic broth, or even a piece of bread, any thing simple, and in small amount, just to stim ulate the stomach fhutly, and being to restore iu power. Af er rest, a moderate di. VAC quantity will be rcxreHlnog. ever eat a full ueal when you arc exhausted. Take first a tuall quantity of any thing simple, which may be handy and rest. Theu, after a while, proper 1um1 will be a blessing, not a burdcu. I he fires will burn, the steam will be up, and you can go on your way safely. It is not amiss in this connection to say, that children would avoid many a feverish night and many an attack vf disease if mothers would follow t hi rule. Observer ' ' Champs. These nam terrible of pain ariftc from the veins being so full of blood that they swell out, press agaiust tho lartre nerve, and thus impede the circulation of the vital fluid. In smaller nerves the dis tention produces neuralgia, which is 1 tor- allv "nerve ache. The cause of thin unusual fullncsx of the veins is so impure. so thick, so full of disease, that it cannot flow by nature's ordinary agencies. In proportion as it is thick it is cold, and this abnormal state is indicated by feebleness of the pulse. In cholera patients it h very marked, and exists .days and weeks before the attack. The following is a simple method of treatment; When a per son is attacked with cramp, get some hot water quietly and expeditiously (for noise and exclamations of grief and alarm still further disturb the nervous equilibrium) put the sufferer in the water as com pletely as possible, and thus heat is im parted to the blood, which sends it cours ing alonogthe veins, and the pain is gone While the water is in Dreoaration. rub the cramped part very briskly with the hand or a woolen flannel, with your mouth shut. But why keep mouth shut ? Vou can rnb harder, faster and more effi cicntly j besides it saves tho sufferer from meaningless and agonizing inquiries. A man in pain does not want to be talked to- he wants rolief, not words. If all could know, as phys ciaus do, the inesti mable value of quiet composure aud a con fident air on the part of one who attemps to aid a sufferer, it would be practiced with ceaseless assiduity by the considerate and the humane. Tell me, ye angelic hosts, yo messen gers of love, shall swindled printers hero below have no redress abova 7 The shin ing band replied, To us ia knowledge given ; delinquents on the printers books can pftver bo forgiven." An invalid disturbed all the inmates of his boarding house recent! v by imitat ing a dog. When asked why he did it, he said he had been advised by his phy sician to use . portwine and bark." ' I horje this is not counterfeit," Raid a lover as he was toying with, his sweet heart's finger. . " The best way to find out is it," was the neat reply. to nog II Y TELE G It A V II COMPILER PEON TUB OHKOON OKttALn National Dcmocrtttle Convention. New Yoiik, July 7. The Soldier' nd Sailor' Convention met at noon. Oenerul Frankl khn was not present, owing to indixpoMtiou. Qcu Denver, of Califor nia, took tho chair. locum reported a resolution from the Committee on Platform, reciting that a nominul interchange had been had with i ho Democrat ic Convention which had fully con finned our former estimate of tho purity and patriotism of that body, aud fully justifies the belief that in tho selection of candidates and the construc tion of a platform that tho Convention will bo governed by the spirit of the ad dress adopted by this body. Therefore, Jitwhetl, That we will support their nominees, und on our return home will induce our lato comrudes in arms to do likewise. Col. Campbell, of Ohio, moved to lay the report of the Committee on tho tablo. He was unwilling to endorse tho Demo cratic plulform or candidates without knowing what they were. A scene of great confunion ensued and the voie was finally taken by States, when Campbell's motion was lost, and the re port of the committee adopto , only cv co votes being in the negative. Genera! Kwing introduced a resolution favoring the prchcrvation of the inicgri ty of the national securities, declaring that tho with irawal of tli3 national bank currency and tho substitution of green backs wax a policy favoring the few as against the many and tending to produce repudiation. (Jen. Kwing supported his resolution by a lengtLy speech. A delegate from California raised a point of order that the resolution should go to tho committee without debate. A motion to suspend the rules and al low the resolution to be passed was Iot by 78 to 197, so the rcsolutioa went to the criituittcc. The Platform of the Democratic Con vention was then read aud received with applause, aud a rcoluiiwn accepting the platform was unanimously pased. General JJtickner, lato of the Confed erate irmy, was called lor ana greeted with cheers, tie aid lie wanted dead is- hues to be buried, as the brave soldiers on both aide had been buried, and both sections of tho country united to unity and jcace. A resolution aflirming the continuance of the cnO'lcnce and love entertained by the Convention for General McClellan. ivat offered by General Slucum and re ceived with tremendoui cheering aud unanimously adopted. A committee was apiHjiute-J to convey this resolution to Gen. McClcllau. A resolution of thanks to President Johnson for removing Stanton wa pars ed under a ntupcnaion of the rules. A resolution of thanks to the officers of the Convention w& passed, and there upon they adjourned sine vie. Chicago, July 8. On the thirteenth ballot Pennsylvania went for Hancock. The ballot then stood Pendleton, l'-l'i ; Hendricks, 82 ; Hancock, 791. Onthe eighteenth badot Pendleton, 0i; Han cock, 144 J; Hendricks, 87; Hoffman, Mayor of New ork,3. A row broke out in the Illinois delegation. Their Chairman cast the vote ! id for Hen dricks. A delegate protested. Pending this row, the Convention adjourned till to-morrow. New Yomc, July 8. The Convention met at 10 A. M. The hall was filled in every part. No prayer was offered. The following was announced as the National Executive Committee : Alabama, John Forsyth ; Arkansas, John M. Hcrrick j California, John Higler j Connecticut, M. Convers; Delaware, Samuel Towusend ; Florida, Charles K. Dyck ; Georgia, A. H.Colltcut; Illinois. Wilbur F. Storey ; Indiana, William Black; Iowa, Daniel D. First ; Kansas J. Katon ; Kentucky, Thonia C. McCreery ; Louisiana, Joseph McConnelly , Maine, Sylvanus It. Ly man ; Maryland, Odin Bowie ; Massa chusetts, Frederick O. Prince ; Michi gan, Win. A. 3Ioore ; Minnessota, C. W. Nash; Mississippi, C. E. Hooker; Mis souri, Charles A. Stewart; Nevada, J. W. McCorkle; New Hampshire, Henry Bingham ; New Jersey, John M. Gre gory ; New York. August ' Belmont ; North Carolina, Thomas Briggs; Ohio, John G. Thompson ; Oregon, J. C. Haw thorne; Pennsylvania, Isaac K Heister; Rhode Island, Gideon Bradford ; South Carolina, Chas. H. Simonton ; Tennessee, John W. Sedgwick ; Texas, John Haq- cock ; Vermont, Henry B. Smith; Vir- V- a ft IIP .IT e.Tl gtnia, jonn rora; west Virginia, jonn Hall; Fred. W. Home. Fiak, of Indiana, made a short speech and nominated Hendricks. He said the delegation had voted a reasonable tirao tor Pendleton though they should still adhere to the gcntloman from Ohio, and the minority of the delegates expressed the highest respect for Hendricks, but he said the State Convention had in structed the delegates to vote for Poodle ton. - ' The roll was then called on the seventh ballot, Mississippi and a portion of Ten ncasce voted for Pendleton, whose name was vociferously cheered. A recess of fifteen minutes was then taken. On the eighth ballot Louisiana went over to Pen dleton. At the conclusion of the call, New York withdrew the name of Church and cast a solid vote for Hendricks. This was received with frantic cheering, min gled with hisses. The remaining ballots showed little change till the twelfth, when California cast a half vote for Chase. There was great and continued applause in the galleries. A scene of confusion ensued. A motion was made to clear tfye galleries, but not acted upon Tennessee gave one vote for cClellan and the galleries applauded, though not so long as for Chase. Pennsylvania still kept solidly voting for Asa Packer. A recess fifteen minutes was then had. On to ninth ballot solid forTlaucock, instead of Pendleton. California voted variously on the different ballot, generally giving Pendleton three.! Oregon gave a solid vote for Pendleton. On tho fifteenth ballot Pennsylvania went solid for Hancock, amid great cheers. This ballot stood Pendleton 120, Hancock 79J. Hendricks 82, Packer, Johnson, and Doolittle, each re ceived tho same vote as on the sixtoonth ballot. Arkansas changed from Pondle ton to Hancock, Georgia gave CJ for Hancock, Louisiana and Mississippi left Pendleton and voted solid for Hancock. Tho result was : Hancock, 113 J ; Pen dletou, lU7i; Hendricks 70. Several delegations retired for consultation. On tho seventeenth ballot Alabama changed from Pendleton to Hancock. Here the lino broke. Th Element of the Republican Parly. It is intcicsting, occasionally, to recur to the incidents of anti-slavery rebellions, aid stir tho leaven of treason that was so apparent a few years ago. Let us probe some of the " elements " of the present Radical party, and analyze their constitutional parts: At the anti.slavery meeting in New Yojk, May, 1844, it was Hesohcd, that accession from the Un ion is tho duty of every abolitionist. Itrtoleed, That 14 years of warfare against the slave power have convinced us that every act done in support of the American Union rivets the chains of the laro ; that the only exodus of the slave to freedom, unices it be one of blood, must be over the remains of the present American church and the grave of the present Union. Reohrl Tha the abolitionists of this country should make it one of the prim ary objects of this agitation to dissolve the American Union. Our cla:m is disunion breaking up of the Mate. -Wendell rhiJIips. The Union is a lie. I am for its over throw. Up with the flag of disunion. M. L. Garrison. It (the Republican) is the first section al party ever organized iu this country. It docs not know its own face, and calls itself national, but it is not national it ii scct'onal. The Republican par ty U a party of the North, pledged against the South. Wendell Phillips. I can conceive a time when this Con stitution will not be in existence; when we shall have an absolute military dicta torial government. N. P. Banks, 1850. The Constitution is the father of all troubles. The only hope of the slave is over the ruiua of the Government. II. W. Beechcr, lSGj. The dissolution of the Union is not primarily a question of conscience, but of policy. We made the Union, and we have the right to unmake it, if we choose. Rev. II. W. Bellows, 1850. I hive no doubt that the free and slave States ought to be separate. The Union is not worth supporting in connec tion with the Souths J. S. Pike. You call this (agitation and disregard of laws) revolution. We crust and will nave it. jci u come. uari cnurz. In 1850, Sumner predicted war as the rcu t of the irrepressible cootlict." War fratricidal, parricidal war with an ac cumulated wickedness of any war Ja hu man annal.4 . Theo are tho utterances of somo of the owners of that party. Traitors they now are and ever have been. How pro phctio is the language of the inspired Webster: ' If thct-o infernal fanatics and aboli tionists get power in their hands they will override the Constitution set the Su preme Court at defiance, change and make laws to suit themselves, lay violent hands on tluwe who differ with them in opinion, or dare question them in their infallibility ; and finally they will bank rupt the country and deluge it with blood." rCTs Concern ino the Comstock. The famous Comstock vein in Nevada has shown in thrco miles of length and five to seven hundred feet in depth, the richest deposit of gold and silver in the world of the same extent, and although worked in a wasteful and ruinous manner, has given in five years of working about 5100,000,000 worth of ores, from which only about $50,000,000 have been saved although the manner of working is con stantly becoming more perfect. There are in round numbers sixty mills, con taming 1,000 stamps, twenty-five furna ces, l.uuu pans, sixty oarrois, eighty tubs and 350 separators or settlers, en gaged in reducing the ores of this im mensti deposit. The yield varies from thirty to fifty dollars per ton on different portions of the voin. Cost ot extraction about ten dollars per ton, and for rcduc tion twelve dollars for raw and about twenty-five for roasted. The Sutro Tun nel, three and one-half miles long, will cost over 82,000,000 in gold, but will tap the vein two thousand feet below the outcrop. The ineomo is estimated to be sufficient to repay the cost of the first year after its completion. We took a subterranean trip through the Comstock, while at Washoe, in tho tall of '01$ and found it to bo ono of the mighty won ders of the" world. You may descend at one point five or sijc hundred feet, thence proceed half a mile on lode rail ways, and thero take a steam-power pas sage to the top, in a twinkling. Ifoc&y Mountain Herald. , Think. Over It. While the honest farmer, says an exchange, is doing with out many of the luxuries and even com forts of home to husband his means to purchase absolute necessaries and pay his taxes, tho tools of bondholders in Congress draw annually 3164.000 m suoh "station ery" as this : Pantaloons, shirts, shaving soap, alcohol, bay rum, cork-screws lemon squeezers, cologne, lemons, sugar toilet powder, kid gloves, etc. These are important articles in "loir' reconstruction I Think over this, plain farmers of 'the XTA AQ A Hcene In the Impeaelunent Court. Swedc'a Washington correspondent r n n : . t " t v of the Cincinnati Commercial, bag the followtng under date of May 18tb i When Mr. Fowler came to tote, the feeling was, perhaps, most intense. He is of a mild, almost girlish face and quiet manners; and, unlike any other Senator, can sit perfectly still in his scat for hours. listening to the dull op earnest Artrnmeni I with the same unruffled anecr. Ufa fac is without strong tints or contrasts in it. his hair being of a bunchv. luxuriant an. burn, more flaxen than red, while his skin is pale and his eves are trrav. He 1 looks to be no more than 40 ve of but is really 40, having been born at Steubcnvillc, Ohio, the home of Judge Bingham. He was a professor ia the same college of which he had been a pu pil, and seems to have taken rank always or uocuuy, amiability, Hopefulness and conscientiousness. lie is much bcldTod by somo one who knew him perfectly; but he is of a distant nature, and less of I pumiuiuu, a hoouiu min, man any Fowler that Radicals were assured of him and they watched him like a prisoner from Tuesday to Saturday, to keen his I other sympathies from finding fellowship. WThen it became his time to vote, every eye that knew him was upon him. An- tiiony, neretoiore the only doubtful Sena- tor, had swung into the organization. If Fowler should vote " guilty," conviction a -: ' - was insured, cundiog up in his neat- fitting suit of black, tbe coat a dress one, mt. rowicr, paier man usual, hut mild faced and modest as always, massed tbe a . r B - hardest moral euantlet of his life. I do not know whether any of the Radical Senators around him, whispered aloud as no rose, uui ineir nps were almost articu late. His place was next to tbe wall, five seats from tho Chief J ustice, with Simon Cameron before him, Ramsey, of Minnes ota, behind, and Harlan and Drake al most touching bis left elbow. Upon his vote hung the Presidency ; the fate of J M- -m . t , T .. many lamines, me nigncst ot ali preced ents, the destiny of bis party, perhaps. " now say you, Senator Fowler I Ia Andrew Johnson, President of the Uni ted States, guilty or not guilty of high misdemeanor, as charged in this article?" The answer fell low but audible : "Not ! guilty Sumner was on his feet in an instant. many paces off, quivering with emotion. 'We did not hear the onsen I" he said. looiciog uiicuage Jerey, all fury. ocuaior rowicr arose again. Repeat rour answer V taid th f!h;f Justice in his mild, maiestie war. " Aot guilty!" replied Senator Fowler. Charles Sumner sat down, looking al- most leonine, bia nowdnrd Wlr. r,-,v;nW his lips trembling, phillipic in his eve! He turned h a Drofi la nn ta th l!r m-m, - and TPrv fin it a. itk ..;i Ait. ated, as he wiped back the hair from his temnlr all fltifthl fnr n nct.nt t,An pale. I never knew that he had so much quick character. The other raging face was Drake's, bat its type was lower than Sumner's; for the latter seldom breaks into full passion, while Drake is getting mad with about the same intensity all the time. There is not a great deal of magnet ism about Drake ; he froths while Sum ner frightens. Drake is a black-and-tan terrier, always nervous for a scuffle. v a iv aruuuva o a vu. ouaaiuz 1119 UiaUU Ch,idler e.pri?;ooa. pa?, hate. Wade could look nowhere ccal his thunder-struck expression : the 1tlO W VVU- relieving bliss of a good, old-fashioned cursing was apparent to everybody who saw these lour laces bumoer. Wade. m t Chandler and Drake. There were others . with equal hopes wrecked In Fowler's reply, but their natures were very differ cnt, and that which made the others I drunk made theso but timid. The Josh Billings Papers Mono- raff. The Domestic Man is of a mas- culine and feminine tendency half and ..i. i i halt aud sometimes more so. He kan most generally bo found at home when he ain't wanted. He is a kind of luten- t,- r. :i j vir .1 promise of promoshun. He can beat his :.v tt- r J . wife bihn soap, or nusin the baby, and she can beat him in the 4th Ward run ning for perlice constable. 1 He is always ready to do anything when his wife iz. He iz a kind uv spy in the household, and iz regarded as such by the whole family. The servants lauff at him and the children don't fear him. He is as tearce as an old nen setting on one egg, and just about as dangerous. His wife marriea nim, not out oi love, out put ox pity; and pity never changes into res- pen-, uit. Kcucittujr iuw uivgaai., LAND OF STEADY HABITS. An ej- QiiaugB aays; iu uireo eouuues vi luass- -i . . t u r.- aohusotts, tms spring, the number ot di- vorCe; ur y uuuieiai ouprcme jouri wuo.. xu many eounues me near. ing of libels for divorces occupies nearly all of the time of the J udges. W hereupon the Dayton (V,) ledger remarks : That speaks well for the land of steady habits, and yet the working democrats oi me country are : uomg de nounced as low-bred, ignorant, and " be hind the age" in respect to the social ar rangements of the ' decenoy party. We have not come up to the Massachusetts standard on divorce and hope we shall not. : -. ! "I say, Clem," cried two disputing darkeys, appealing for decision to a sable umpire, "which word is right di-zactly or de-zactly ?. The sable umpire reflect ed a moment, and then, with a look of wisdom, said, "I can't tell, pei-zaetly." " Never be disturbed by trifles. They are beneath your notice. ; Look at the elephant and rhinoceros in mosquito time,1 and learn composure and philosophy. When is a fiea like a locomotive ? Wh3 it f;oes oyer the sleepers: ?,ATS "OF ADVERTISING j tz'n txar Oca Column, $10$ ; Illf Column, $$0 j Quarter Colt mn,$3i. - Tmniisnt AdrtrtIseoJt per Square of ten Unci or lees, first laiertios, $3 j each irahssqaeat inter, tlOD, $1. '.. ,;, A qure Is one Inch ia space doirn the colamn, counting cots, display lines, blanks, Ac, i solid matter. No drertiemcnt lobe considered than a square, and all fractions coonted a fo "qoaro. All adrartisemeats inserted for a less period than three months to be regarded aa tran ieat.t : ' j i, "-' '-I : : f G H Oar tihorttr latctlxlsm. , YV6 w T 'T ! m? ' tQ love hw country, his lewd, to vote the dctnocrUic ticket. r What w tbe chief end of cianf To What is the chief end of the judical party? The black end. Who was the first man f Adam, Who was the first radical f The der Who was the meanest man. Governor Brownlow, Who was the most patient man ? Job, Who Imitate him ? The white people: the South. With what did David slay Goliath ? A sling. What is dewing our Hump Congress men? Their sliacrs. Who kept back a part of what be longed to others ? Annanias and Sap phira? . . , .;:.;.a .. Who kept back all 7 Army contract. ors of the shoddy kind. Whontole the golden wedge i Achan. Who ttole the golden spoons ? Beast Butler selah 7 Who loved Uriah's wifo because eho Who loved Dinah Brown because she WM Wa& aD ? Thad. Stevens. " lth w"at werc tbe nntilBde fed at tt,e 864 of Galilee? With radical pnn. ciples selah 1 Wbat are radical principles ? They co"818 " nve ioavca oi oreaa ana iwo fiahea. . 1171 . m - . M. I M. , no per milieu lunocent moou 10 ng shed? Pon tins Pilate. Who did likewise ? Stanton. Bingham and Holt. Who crucified the Savior of the world? The Jews, W ho crucified civil liberty 7 Therad. icals. Who were destroyed for their wicked practices ? Tbe antediluvians. W ho destroyed the temple at Jerusa lem ? Cyras, the Persian. Who will repair tbe temple of freedom at Washington ? The Democratic party. Why do the radicals love the negroes ? Because radical instinct and negro outv stinet harmonize. Who was cast into the den of lions ? Daniel. Who ought to 'follow suit ?' The par ty who broke up the Union. ; Who sucked a wolf f itomuios and Remus. , ; Who sucked the life blood of the Na. tion 7 Radical Tampyres. What did Romulus and Remu3 found? The seven-hilled city of Rome. What did the radical party found ? A military despotism selah 1 What word did the Jacobins of France 056 10 covcr BP tbeir revoluUonary de. BIon! JutriJ- hat word did the Jacobins ot Amer ica.usc to deceive the people and to con 1 M At TV . - . m 1 . . ceai meir wicaea practices i xoyauy, w hat become ot the French Jacobins? expiated their crimes on the Ecaf- iota ana on me diock What will become of the American Ja cobins ? They will be sent to Dry Tor tugas. . Whv wls Noah chosen commander of the ark ? Because he was a democrat. Checking PEnspiiiATioN.-Multitudcs of women lose health and life every year, ia one or two ways; by busying themselves in a warm kitohen until weary, and then throwing themselves on a bed or sofa, without covering, and perhaps in a room I . . . SStStTj tSSL'SS' outer dress I . - . , tor a uiorc iuuujuu uue as eooa as luey enter the house after a walk or a shop ping. The rule should be invariably to go i ASkit uui-n lis am. will ill i iHiiii hihi & -- ii I ill an aim .i V, . r . . i ict ii n rF iii loQO r TnF nvo nv ran minntes until the forehead is perfectly dry. In all weathers, if you have to walk and ride on any occasion, do the riding first JJr, W.M.lIall M. JJ. Thack.E3Y gays ; When a man is in love with any woman in a family, it ia wu"iU5 "uw u uiui every member . connected with it. Ho mm- .:v: i r j i. v . - r tiatea h miilf with the mails; leia er ests himself with the footmen : he runs on errands for the daughter; he gives and I lends money to the young Fon at college ; he pats little dogs that he would other wise kick; he smiles at old stories that would make him break out into yawns from any one but papa; he bears with the- old maiden aunt ; ho beats time when the darling Fanny performs her piece ou tho piano, and smiles when wicked, lively little Bobby upsets the coffee on his shirt. - i i .0. A parson once prefaced his sermon with ? "M friAnns ' lt. na env n fivw worda beforo wo begin. Thia is . about vaX to th man who took a nap before he went to Uecp. - 1- We entifftlv am-fie with thft arrrmeni r . v ---- ' ' r - of ynnc in favor Of short drCESCS skirts. jhey, give plain girls a chance. What cature has denied the face she often gives j0 tne understanding, ' I - In 'Australia,' a lady has given publio notice, by advertisement, that if her hus- band does not appear in three months j she means to marry again. ..." Figures can't lie," says the arith metician. "You can't say that of wom en's figures in these days, responds the slanderous dressmaker. The young man who asked the daugh ter's hand and got the father's toe, had the consolation of knowing that his ?oo ing was not bootless. ' - A tailor, speaking of the spring fash. ions says :,V There is "not. much ' chacga jri gentleman's pant's thb month.": . . . .Susan B. Anthony says women is ad.. vancing rapidly. All accounts agres that she outstrips her mother. ' Beau Brammel was t asked .the . ques. tion :; What; constitutes a gentlgnia? " Stwrch, my lord,"