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Newspaper Page TextNO. 41. VOL.II. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, MAY 25, 18CT. " STATU RIGHTS DEMOCRAT. Tt BUSHED TBT SaTVMar. T fABB0TT & BROWN. J M. H. AJUOTt. Cilice Over. H. QllTer'i Store, First Street TER3IS.1 ADTAifCJi : Oayear,$3 Six Montas 2; Oa Mouth, 50 ets.; bugle Copies, J Comspia.t writing ovr assumed signatures eranyisly, must make known their proper jiaaea to the Editor, r no attention wUl be gtv te taeir eoiuianictiB ' ' . : ' , : . . am Ttt.n nd CotaiBunication, whether on kuiaodi r for publication, shoull aiMrwsed to AbVett A Urown. - ... " - - BATES OF ADVERTISING, r ta J One XTolamn, 1160 ; Half Col wan, $30 j Qaarter Col ami. $35. : Transient Advertisements per Square often lines r ltu, first insertion, $3 ; each tubiequent inser tion, $1. , . . ' .For douVe eelumnadrertisemenU twenty-five $er cent. soMitional to Cbe above rjtel wiI b charged. .. . . A tqoare is one inch in space down the column, counting eats, display lines, blank, Jkc, as solid matter. X advertisement to be considered less thaa a square, and all fractions counted a full square. All advertisements insert?; for a les period thaa three months to be regarded as tran sient. ,..-,;.., BUSINESS CARDS. sVtoiiittemoixe, m. p., SURGEOX'PH TSICIAX AND A CCQ UCIIER - Tenders his services in the f arious branches of hU profession to the citizens of Albany and sur rounding eoen try.- Office, at Whittemore A Co.'s ppg Storey arVUh's IJlock, Albany; T2n37tf ATT0S5ET AT LAW AM) a'OTART POIIC, AXSANY -- - - - - -- OREGON. 3T OClee in the Court House. tE. mar9v2n30Iy ). . CRAXO - CEQ. . BEL. CilAXOR fc nELM, ATTORXEYS & COUNSELLORS A T LA W OrrK9 In Norcross Brick Building, up-sUirs, Albany, Oregon, ; - an J. C. POIVELI A TTORXE Y AXD CO UXSELL OR AT LA W ' AXD SOLICITOR IX CIIAXCER Y, ALBANY, Oregon." Collections and convey ances promptty attended to. ec20nl01y O. D. mt'E, M. D &URQEOX, PHYSlCIAX AXD ACCOUCUER . Tenders bis semees in uw iuwu ikwhww his profession to the citizens of Albany and sur. rouaaicg cocnLry. vacs op-rtairs, in rosier s Brick, '. i ; . I ' ' el3 o91y. HOUSE, SI7X, CARRIAGE, AXD ORXA HEXTAL PAfXTERS' GRAIXERS AXD GLAZIER.i. r 2 - " ' ' ' Also, Paperliangin' and Calceminipg done with eeataess and tlL-patch. Shop at the upper end of i irst street, in Cunningham s old stand, Albapy, Uregen. e'.austi . jXBEpW, X. B LAIS, 8. K. TOCJP ,jr? IJ ARROWS t cov QRSBRAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS SEALERS is Staple, Dry asd Fancy Goods, Groceries, Hardware, ' Cutlery f oakery, ts and Shoes, Albany. Oregon, I ; Consignments solicited. oc6n8tf A, . tAWRESCJt. , ECGZ.SE SEVFLr. J-AIYEEXCE & SEJirLE, ATTORNEYS AND SOLICITORS, PcrtlinJ - - - - 0reg$n. OEZIC3 Orer Kilbourn's Auction Rooms. December 8, r2nl7tf v-" C tt; gray, d. d. s.. aUBQEdX DENTIST? JLB ANT QGN. 'Perfonns all operations in the rsv. l;ne of DENTISTRY in the most ' I'ERFECT and IMPROVED man- ner. Persons desirin? artificial teeth would do well to gjye him a call. Office up-etain tn Jroster s bncu, iiasidenc f orpef cf econd sod liatertireets. . . u25-y v;r., ..... I. O. G. T. "WESTERN STAR" LODGE Jfo. 10, meets at Masonic Hall every Tuesday eTening. s - : : R. FOX, W. C. T. Wis. Dkicss, r7. & . ; r2n32tf r. o. o. f. 42; nt- lod ge; NO. 4. . h;.;...v Jjjzs or Albany Lod ire. ITo, 4, L O. 0. r are held at their Hall in Nor eross' Building, Albany, . every WEDNESDAY EVENING at .7 o-'clook, -Srhroo in good wuuuig kid tut iieu vo aiif. By order of tt e N . gA ,.. . ,. ' aai-ly JHSIIEIITAL AHD YOCAL MUSIC liilSS PlILTjIEIjIyl ABBOTT S NOTV PREPARED XO GIVE LESSONS ja vii w iiauuiirie, jr. ner residence, in Al bany.? f Ehc refei s to those whom she has taught, fcota here and in Corrallis. TUITION; er onarter. 24 lessons.'.;...'....' $haa fTse of Piano fori rac.ticing, per quarter,.......2 50 jj. F. SlcCO Y, r 'f f; - 9 t - -i A TTORNEYA XV CO UN SELL OR A T LA W, PORTLAND, PREG0N WILL PRACTICE IN THE SEVERAL Courts of t his City and State, and of Wash ington Territory. All kinds of elaims and demands, notes, bills, bool: accounts, subscriptions, eto., collected on eonrn ksion, by suit or solicitation. Real Estate bought and sold. Taxes paid. Buildings rented, and rents collected on commis sion. - Tittle to Real . Estate searched, and abstracts daae.' " , .'.-- - ALSO AGENT for the principal daily and weekly news papers on the Pacifo coast. Subscriptions and ad Tertisements solicited. S5A1I olIecti ons 'ptompUy' remitted.O V OFFICS No. i 5 Front treeV Portland. - T2s2rtf ADVEIlTISEill-JTS, E3ATS. n, HATS. MEUSSDORPFER & BIIO,, Manufacturers and Importers of, and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in :, ASD HATTERS' MATERIALS, No. 72 Front Street, Portland i RE RECEIVING, IN ADDITION TO J their extensive Stock, by every Steamer, all the LATEST STYLES of New York, London and ParUiau taste, for " Gentlemen's and Children's Wear, Which they will sell CHEAPER THAN ANY OTHER HOUSE ON THE COAST! DEALERS IN HATS t - Will consult their own interests by examining our Stock before purchasing elsewhere, ' Eats of every style and Description MADE TO ORDER, ALSO IVE-Ty RCPAIUEP, J. O. .MoussdorfTer & Bro.'s !fo. 72 Front Street Portland, Og'n, Cor. D and Second Sts ....J.......... Mary tville, Cal. No. 12& J Street...... ..Sacramento Nos. 635 AC37 Commercial St..... .San Franc inco. r Wholesale House at San Francisco, Cal. No . 62S Commercial tbrcngh to 637 Clay streets. Dec 1, 1S68 v2al6tf OUD STOVE DEPOT! nAIXJ STX12ZT - - ALDATeY. (late c. c. coble r a co.) Keeps constantly on hand a genera) assortment of S TOVE S ! Of the Most Favorite Pattern. Cook Stoves, Parlor Stoves, Box Stoves ! With a fU and general assortment of TIN, SHEET-IRON, COPPEa AND BRASS-WARE! And all other articles usually found in a JIN STORE! Bepairicg BTftlj and Promptly Exeentffl TER3IS Caali qr Produce. 'Sliort Reckonins malce IVonsr Frienda.' Feb. 2, '7-r2n25tf FURNITURE AND CABINET -WARE. 9 . t Corner cfFirzt and Broad Alb in Streeta (First Door East of J. Norcroes' Brick) Albany, IJnn County, Oregon, . V s Keep constantly on hand A 1 1 F u u t A ? P rtM e iv T Of everything Jn their lina f Business, At Lower figures ihm ulj etber Ece : This side of PorUand. ; WE CIIALLINGly COMPETITION V I tbe line of y PH p L T E fj Y, PARLO R8 ETS I Chamber pefo Picture Framef BrjEAPSSAf' tyAJlVRQUES, ETC. EC,, We have also on hand the celebrated ' - ' 1. - - "...'"' i "ECONOL1Y WASniWO XTIACniNE," Which has no equal in the world. Get one ana satisfy yourself. Particular attention paid to ail orders in our line. - - - - J -. J i : - : UNDERTAKING PROMPTiYV ATTENDED TO. ' ' ' aul8-ly A. KAB8HALL. ' PTEb" SCHLOS8EB. "Albany;;;;';:' LIVERIY - STABLE! Oppose thsld'Pacic Ilof cl" Etanp- THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD INFORM the public that they hare on hand' a. good luPPy ot DOUBLE Ap; SINGLE BUGGIES, Together with the best of Xivery and AU of which w'dl ba let 00 ' '; REASONABLE TERJJjS j civn :v3 A : call i r i -A 'MARSHALL'" A SCnLOSSER. ' Albany, Jaa. 14 188T v2n2'31y ; . 4 TOETllY. TZIS X7ATCHTALL. JIUs Nancy Is a lovely lass, So graceful and so tall To see those pouting lips of A urn, And her sweet waterfall. Would make you swear, by heaven and earth, You'd give your life, your all, To kiss those pouting ljr omt, And see her waterfall. k I saw btr 'twas on Christmas Ere, At Independence Hall, And as the whirled round In the waits, I saw her waterfall. ' ' If s pretty orb stuck out a ft, All beaded o'er the ball You ne'er saw nothing half fo sweet As her sweet waterfall. Next X led her en the floor, We bowed at "honors all," And as we straightened up again,, I saw her waterfall Drop on the floor : I picked it up Netting, hair and all ; . And hastily she left the room . Without her waterfall. Wishing to see from what 'twas made, I opened out the ball ' And found, that moss, Kress, hair and yarn, Composed her waterfall. This waterfall Is now my own; I'll send it to yon, Paul. If you're in want of something nice, In shape of waterfall. Cincinnati L'nquirtr. A RXftEtjCENCS. Once, when I was a little boy, I sat we down to cry, Beeause'my little brother bad The Liggett piece of pie. tTwat not but I bad quite enough. Rut then I could nt S5 The reason why a partial' nurse Should gire him more than me. Thy said I was a naughty boy, Rut I have oft seen men Behave themselves as foolishly As I Hchated then. For we are often thankless fur Rich Ucssinps when we is;h To think some luckkr re'ghbor has A '"Cigger picf(e" of pie. Drink leas with your Men!. One great error that we commit in that we drink too much at our meal. IJcfore we hare sufficiently nufcticated and insal ivated our food to enable us to t wallow it, vre forco it down hj taking water or warm drink. Thia not 6ny dilute. the ealira, but weakens the gastric juicu after the food gets iuto the totnach. Many person. take a swallow of fluid with almost every mouthful of food. Look along the dinner table in any of our hotels and fashionable private dining room and you will be sur prised at the quantttie3 which are drank at the meal; and if your mind be not taken up with observing the others, you may discover the fame evil in yourself, and thu be led to correct it. This habit, sooner or later, end to producing dyspepsia and constipation, than which there arc no af fections more destructive of health aud comfort. When we are thirsty at our meaU or at other time., we should drink to allay such thirst only. All solid food should be thoroughly ground and mtxec saliva in the mouth unaided and undiluted by water or other dripks. Kely upop it, this apparent necessity of driaking is a mere habit, which we can correct at will; and all who prize health at it true value wil Dot consider its preservation or pur chase too high at the cott'ej attending to so simpia a patter. Henry "Ward Ueeciikr on Fast Horses. Mr. liecchcr descants thus: "If a horse has had swiftness put into him it is nothing more than fair to give him a chance todcvclope his gift. Of course there is reason in all things. Even iu tiotting, it is caster and pleasanter for some horses to go twelve miles an hour than lor others to go three. They were made so. Docs it hurt a swallow to go taster than the ox f Why not: iJccausc he wa made so. It is easy to do the thing we were made to do easily. And a good horse was made to go fast. He does ;t when wild, of his own accord. He docs not lose the relish of speed even when do mesticated. Take a fiaofed horse, which in harness looks as if lie w,ere a pattern Qf moderation- very deacon 01 moder ation, &?d turn him looso a pasture. Whew, what a change! He takes one or two steps slowly, just to be sure you have let go of him, and then with a si jueal be lets fly his heels in the air. till the sun flashes from his polished shoes; then off ne goes, fiercer, clear across the lot, till the fence brings him tip, and then, his eye flashing, h'i mano lifted and swelling, j, .:! i:?,,. !.: 1 ? tin tan nfcv a xiu b ecepier, ne noons defiance to you from , afar; and with a se ries of rearing, running sideways and plunging, whisking and whirls, he starts again, with immense enjoyment, into an other round of running. Do you not see that it js raore than fun ? It is jecstacy. lt is horse rapture!" ' " ' An attorney who wished to , show -his' smartness by quizzing an old farmer at an election dinnej, began by asking him if there were jnany gij-ls in his neighbor hood. "Yes, there's a dreadful sight of 'em," replied the old man, "so many that there ain't half enough respectable hus bands for 'em all,' and some of 'em are be ginning to take up with the lawyers I" The attorney didnt follow up the subject. ; A Frenchman who had been in India. speaking of tigers-hunts pleasantly remark ed, "When ze Frenchman hunts ye tigare, ah! ze sport is grand; magnifique! . but wen ze tigare hunts zq Frenchman, oui! zere u ze very aevu to payrv : i r : Old.Elwes, the miser, haying listened to a very eloquent discourse on charity remarked, "That sermon so strongly proves the necessity of alms-giving, that I've almost a mind to leg" . . : ' ' ' ' 11 .. ... : A witty, doctor said ticht lacin? was a public benefit, inasmuch as it killed all th? foolish girls, and left the wise ones to grow to be women. A lazy fellow, lying down' on the crass. said: ' "Oh. how I do wish ' this was called work, add was well paid for' Lebanon Correiioiilenc. LtnANov, May 4, 1807. EdiLxr Slate Kighti pmucrut : 1 ! To every one conversant with the history of the American Government, it i, doubt less, apparent that all the grt national commotions that have agitated the people have grown out of sectional strife. Themass of tho pooplo, unfortuniitely, In both sections of our country, have 'allowed thcmsclyci to fall a prey tq tho artful machination of un scrupulous demagogues and soulless fanat ics, qndcr tho sacred name of patriotism and Christianity, 'From tho foCnd'atlon of the Government thero has been a gitinal sectional trugglo; and at different times it becamo so vtolpnt that serious fears Verc en tertained for the nalety and permanancy of the Unit)n, Aut there were always found sufficient virtue and wisdom iu a few of tho leading statesmen to reconcile1 tho turbulent antagonisms and restore peace and harmony to tha country, until tho inauguration of thp HepuUican-Union party, when a breach was opened that continually widened and deepened until it culminated in civil war, h most revolting and destructive that was erer inflicted upon anv people sineo the world wa. The loss of life, thd dstruction of property, the nemlUh commissioos of crime, that marked its course ; the dissolute moral, the depp seated hatred it ha engen dcred ; the wide-cprcad atno pf ruin and desolatjon of imsery, lamuifl and starva tion tho ripening fruit of this bloody con flict present a field that do not only ap peal to the christian to apply the universal panacea Imparted to him by the Savior of mankind, but must nflVt with touching emotion all who have sufficient humanity to sympathize with the extremes of mortal suf fVriri;. Some of the evil of tin terrible conflict are transitory, and will pa away with this generation; others are permanent and enduring, and will be entailed on pos- tcritv indefinitelr. W'hen that old f?inaticf negro thief and murderer, John Brown, was cntneed U ueam iv xne suinnnun ui irsnnta. on me day of hi rievutii the addition church sent up a wnil f h4Tntft!in tl at revfalel the t'n of their sympathies. Instead of regarding him a a victim of justice, depre cating hi act a an unholy violation of the taws of liod and man, lie wa transformed into an 4holy martyr of freedom," and i now transfigured a an Anjrel of Light and glorified in the melodies of Divine worship ; "John Brown soul goe marching on." When, at Iat, the protracted sectional strife wa arraying the people in the attitude for deadly conflict, tho ministering servant of th abolition church interposed no words or deed of reconciliation to soothe and quiet tho raging Vrm of hnmtn passion that threatened to spread death &n devastation over the land j but, on the contrary, they ventilated the most fierce and ferocious in vective ajpiinst the "slaveholding 8uth." Th"Y would hurranuA tnultitudce of tho ox- citel fiopulaeo, and tell them, In tho name of hdy VsUgirfVl nrd i ltic- tn tl command of the Prince of JIVacf, It would bo doing CkmVb service ti hurl tl firebrand of death and detruction into tht relel do minions to utterly exterminate them, root and branch ; and by so doing, enroll them selve with earthly grandeur to "glisten in glory." A sanguinary collision ensue! be tween the hostile aections, pnsiite.If os lensibly upon the part of the N rth to pre serve the Lnton and perpetuate a republican f rui cf government, hut really to overthrow the domestic institution of the South and ul free their slave. In thi bJMy conflict the ..'loyal" North completely vanquished the "rebel'' South, and freed theirnegrocs accomplished much greater results than was openjy a&ticipated at tho outset ; yet, not withstanding these great and glorious achievement, tho fruit of victorv were in complete and unsatisfactory. The negro wa free, but that "covenant with the devil" debarred jlm of tho full immunities of citizen ehip therefore, in the estimation of loyal victs the necessity was absolute to continue tho crusade until every freedman is placed upon a perfect equality as an American citi- ten belure toe law. 1 ho abolition church, with double-distilled piety, joins the chorus of negro suffrage, and send a note of its thrilling melody through all her branches and borders. It is seen by the late dispatch csjjthat tho Methodist Conference in 'Haiti more adopted, as a part of Uicir ofcod, the endorsement ' of tho action of Congress in relation to negro suffrage. The Bishop sol emnly bcscccbed tho young ministers to pay strict attention to the literature of tho day. lie said tho doctrine preached a hundred vcars ago was not appropriate at the present. The true meaning is, doubtless, not preach the Gospel of Peace "the same yesterday, to-day and forever:" but to make their preaching conform to tho shifting sands of .-.-.. ' - J ll I -1 political caprice, ami inereoy cucci nnu maintain a coalition between church, and State ; then these reverend bloodsuckers could plausibly claim a largo share of the patronago of the Government and the spoils of office. Itjs now seen that for more than a score of years there has been a deliberate system of ethic, under the auspices of religion, to extinguish , the prejudice that ministers of the Gospel should havo a high, r and holier aspiration than 'political. honors and emolu ments. Wdien the ."great rebcll ion" sprung upon ihjj country theso VchristUn' patriots" came up to tho aid of Government with a zeal truly sublime : and from their serious ' alt a 1 1 w - ' ana emooiuenea aemanas, tney muse oe im pressed with a self-satisfying consciousness that the people should bestow upon them the first place of, honor and profit; in the official stations of the Government, and to confirm this it is onlv necessary to notice the tone of tne religious press ot tne aoouuon scnooi.--r They gently hint that the gross wickedness and moral depravity of tho Government offi cials suggest the necessity of supplying their places with purer and better men. This is certainly ' true. '. But whether supplanting them with those who put on the externals of holiness, but whose words stir up strife and develop the baser passions of the human heart, is quite questionable. We observe a persistent effort to puritanizo the whole peo ple and to insure their subjection to its sway. - Its principles aro thrust .into every phase of society, social, moral political and religious, and especially is its influence ex erted in our public schools. A; Lebanon correspondent in a former number of your paper gave an account of an exhibition of tho Santiam Academy, and therein alluded to its partizan exercises. The Pacific Christian Advocate man copied copiously and with great gusto "Civis' " ac count of the exhibition, until he espied that "big boy," which seemed tp excite a negro phobical convulsion In this sensitive but loy al Vknight of the quill" who presides over the Pacific Christian. Advocate. From, the fits and starts, jerks and ejaculations, his loyal reverence must have been .."intensely: excited."' Yea, verilyl in immineht peril. ; We have no intelligence, of his returning reason. May God have mercy on his poor" soul : rejmiescat in pace. ' Han not the cause leading to tho woful condition of our once happy country received its most vital impulse from the pulpits where loyalty to the Government i an absolute re quirement of tho Christian faith a passport to Heaven ? I am a firm believer in tho pu rifying influence of the christian religion over men and nations as revealed by our Great Redeemer, but when its ministers and professors desecrate its holy cause upon the alter of political Idolatry it i r. sin and re proach to any nation an odious mockery and a fearful engine of oppression nnd des potism. ' CITIZEN. Urn, tyur.ratlIIer fflardererftf Tho extraordinary eceno ia tho House of Kcprcsentatives recently, when Duller boldly charged Bingham with helping to hang "an innocent woman," will revive the discussion throughout tho country with regard to tho guilt or innocence of Mrs. Hurratt, who was hanged July 7, 18C5, with others, convicted of conspiracy to assassinate ' President" Lincoln. Mr. Bingham wa tho Assistant Judge Advo cate to the Military Commission, and, in allusion to tho part of his position necessi tated in the trial, Butler said; "If, during tho war, the gentleman from Ohio, (Mr. Bingham) did as much as I did ia that direction, I should bo glad to recognize that much done; but the only victim of tho gentleman's progress that I know of was ap innocent woman hanged upon the gallows. Hi only victim in the war was one Mrs. Harratt. I can sustain the memory of Fort Fisher if he and his associates can sustain him in the blood of a woman trted by a military commission and condemned without sufficient evidence in my judgment." "His associates' in this hanging were Maj. Genera) David Hunter, Major Gen eral Lcwii Wallace, Brevet Major Gen eral August V. Kautz, Brigadier Gener al Albion 1. Howe, Brigadier General Bobert B. Foster, Brigadier General James A. Kktn, Brigadier General T. W. Harris, Brevet Colonel C. H. Topipkins, Lieutenant Colonel D. It. Cleodinia, and Brigadier General Joseph Holt, Judge Advocate. All those, as well as Bingham, and as well as President Johnson, who approved the sentence of the Commission, are included in Butlers sweeping charge of hanging a woman "condemned without sufficient evidence." Butler did not hes itate to hang Mumford in New Orleans upon evidence which might liave been "sufficient," and no far as Mutnford was concerned, it sufficed to hang him, and Butler loyalty approved all the arbitra ry acts of tho administration during the war. For such a man to declare that those who were concerned in the commission to try the conspirators', are guilty, in the ca&s of Mrs. Surratt, of innocent dioou, win excite eumcicni in tne case to warrant the republication of some of the testimony in that case. It will bo remembered that the testimony against Mrs. Surratt rested upon two witnesses, Lloyd and Wcichman, while most of the offsetjing testimony in her favor was of the moat respectable character; ana lur confessor, who admistered the last conso lation of religion, declared that "as God lites Mrs. Surratt was innocent of the murder of President Lincoln, or of any intent or conspiracy to murder him." Payno pronounced her innocent, and Gen eral Hartranft said that he believed Payne. All theso things will ba re-read with fresh interest, particularly in the light of the fcupreme Courts decision with regard to trials by military commissions, and in the face of the fact that a man like Butler, in an unguarded moment, publicly confess ed what possibly many other men of But ler's political faith believe to-day. New York World. A Leai from a liotlern Dictionary. Tho reader need not refer to the ''latest Unabridged aud illustrated" to prove tho 'correctness of tho 'following defini tions; Water -A clear fluid once used as a drink. Honesty An excellent joke. Iiural felicity Potatoes and turnips Tonguc-a little horse that is continually running away. : Dentist One who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of other pcopte. ; My Dear An expression used by man and wife on the commencement 01 a uuar Policeman-wi man employed by a cor poration to sleep in the open air. Bargain A ludicrous transaction in wliich one party thinks he has cheated, the other, v' ' .. W-- Doctor A njan who kills you lo-clay to save you from dying to-morrow. Author A dealer in words, who often gets paid in his own coin. s friend A person who will not assist ou because be knows your love will excuso iin. - " ,:, ' . ;""'., Bonnet The feuialo head-dress for the front seats of the opera. - ; v Esquire Everybody, yet nobody; equal to colonel. - Jury Twelvo prisoners in a box to try one or more at tho bar. - ? - State Evidence A wretch who i par doncd for being baser than his comrades! Public abuse The mud with which ev ery traveler is bespattered on the road to destruction. . ; ; ; r Modesty A beautiful flower . that flourishes in secret places. . Lawyer A learned gentleman whores cues your estate from your enemy and keeps it himself. . 1' 5 ; Tho Grave An ugly hole in tjie ground, which lovers and poets wisn they were in but take uncommon means to keep out;-'" v-:-:v; - 1 ; ; ':,v Money The god of the nineteenth century. . ,' mi , i.-.V.-: Txie old story ot tho school-boy who spelled Andrew Jackson, &ru 'Jaxn has been overshadowed by a genius out West, who wished to mark a half-dozen new shirtshe marked ; tho first John Joncs and all tho test ditto. ...... Iloncstt Horace Greeley. A great many people, says the New York Day-Book, think Horace Greeley an honest man, and ret he, who has been howling for years about the wrongs of ne groes, went to Washington to urge Pres ident Johnson to sign a bill that reduced eight millions of white people to a more I - .1.1 .I'll, il . T ' I aojeci slavery man tne I'oies, tne insn, tne Hungarians or the Cretans have ever suf fered." In fact, no negro was ever placed in such an abject condition. To showthe consistency, as well as tho-honcsty of this apostle of despotism, we exhume a scrap, about ten years old. On tho'28 of May, lbbb, this same Horace Greeley offered the following, among ether resolutions, at the liepiiblicatt State ConvcntlotJ,' at Syracuse, New York : "K'csolvcd, That 'the rights of tho States, and of the people located in the Territories, are just objects of solicitude and support, and we condemn the efforts making in our day, to fuse all political power iuto one indiscriminate and overshadowing section alism, as contrary to'thc faith of our fath ers, and. perilous to Republican institu tions." - ' 'Hot much evidence do the people cf tuis country neea tnat these yelpers Jor negro freedom only used it as a cloak, to conceal their hatred of white mens' liber ties? With loud professions of love for Republican institutions, they have been constantly striking fclori-blows at the very vitals of all liberty, and to include negroes in our system only to bring ridicule upon Dcmoracy. Every man desiring to give a vote to negroes is at heart a monarchist, and if pressed to the point, he will confess that he would prefer a king to the return of the Democratic party to power. Trv the next ten Abolitionists you meet, and see if nine out of th& ten will cot tell you so. ' ' ' . ' .' ' ' " The Right to Vote. How unfortu nate it is that Democrats, otherwise polit ically intelligent, should be in such gross iernorance of the real nucstion before the country, as to be'actnally driven to adopt the arguments of monarchists to defend themselves ! For instance, a writer in the Columbus Crisis says: ' ' "1'irst, then, the right to vote is not a natural right! It is a conferred right It will and must always have an arbitrary ne in it. Now, if the right to vote is a "conferred right," pray who conferred it? Can one equal confer a right upon another equal? ; . - . . , .1 iviogs comer rigiuson ineir suojecis, dui tell us how one subject can confer a right upon another subject? The very idea of conferring a right upon another implies a higher source from which the right springs. But equals can confer nothing upon equals. Every white man is enti tled to vote because all white men are treated equal, but negroes are not the equals of the white man, and, therefore, have no right to equality with, and hence not entitled to vote. How simple is all this! Why then wade off into the old ar guments of kings and despots, that "hu man rights aro conferred?" It is a shame to the nime of Democracy. N. Y. Day Book- Hof Long? A correspondent asks us "how long is the infamous, unconstitu tional, annoying, prying, troublesome In come Tax to continue ?" Wo answer that it will be continued as long as the Repub lican party holds power! That party has discovered what they call "the resources of the country." Having dono so, they intend to enjoy them; and being in pos session, obviously proceed as miners do when they discover a golden gulch. They are making preparations te stay and this is what the Reconstruction and other bills in Congress really mean with a deter mination to get at the gold by all known processes, and if these fail, to in vent new ones among tjie miners. If it is contained in quartz, it must be "crush ed out" of it. ''The Republicans being like the miners, the people aro com para ble to the quartz. Hicy must yield their gold to supply tho extravagancies of myr iads of Republican tax-gatherers, and pay for the costly experiments in the gov ernment of the Republican party, even though they are crushed ! Albany Ar- John Morrissey. The Washington correspondent of the N. , Y. Independent makes the following sketch 01 John Mor Vissoy : 'By Fernando ;yood'sside is John Morrissey, a , physical Ajax, elothed in unexceptionable broadcloth. It looks par ticularly smooth and glossy from here remember, I am looking from the gallery. His hair, too, is black and waving, and of that luxurious growth which marks a boun tiful vitality. To break tho description with an ethnological fact, the pure off spring of the Gaelic races are almost sure to wear this opulent crown. It is only when thoroughly Americanized that the vital life declines and the hair dwindles Alas ! for the American, subsisting on his nerve life, sustaining it with false excite ments and unnatural sitmulants. What wonder that before middle life he presents such a top-knot weak, thin, fluffy, and at last nothing at all I JNature meant , well by John Morrissey, and gate him a mag nificent physique. Ho thanks her by growing into a prizo fighter and breaking 11a nnsA. ' .. . - - ' f : Mrs. Johnson, wife of the President, appeared at a Presidential reception lately for the first time, and a correspondent says: ."I felt a deep anxiety to see the woman who had taught her husband to read, and. inspired him with that lofty am bition which led to place and power. She stood" near the President, to his right; pale, thin, stamped with care and sickness, a countenance of thoughtful sadness, an expression of deep curiosity,. : Looking for a moment at each persons introduced, her eye would drop immediately in medi tative thoughtfulness, as if her mind and heart were filled with thoughts and emo tions far different. from"the giddy; throng passing by. All who know her speak well of her." Courtin is a luxury, it is ice water, it is the pla spel of the sole.' 'The man who been a blind man among landscapes he " has been a deft man in, the land: of hand T organs and by the -side of murmuriri ea nals. Courtin is like two little springs of water that starts out from under a rock at' the foot of a mountain, and runs down. hill, side by side, singin, dancin spatterin each other, edyin' and frothin, and kas- - Kaam, now fiiuea unacr tne tgnic, now lull ui suauuer, oyemny toey line ana tnen gry -slow. I am m favor of long courtin; itri gives the parties a chance id find on each others trump cards. It is good ex ercise,' and is jast as innocent as 5merine Courtis like strawberries and eream; wanti to bo did slow, and then vou havd got the flavor. . I have seen folks get ac-? quaintcd, fall ia love, get married, settle .1 1 . . 1 1 .1 , . uy u anu get 10 woric in inree weexs iront date. This is the way that' some folks larn to trade, akbtints for the great aam- ' ber of almighty mean mechanic ;and jobs -: they turn out. Perhaps it is best I should," state sam good advice to young men who are about to court with a view to matrix mony, as it was In the fust place young men, yoa want to get your svitem awl right, then find a young" woman' who is willing to be courted on the square.' H- -' 'ITic next thing is to find out how old she is, which you can easily do bj asking her and she will sa she is 16 jears ohfj and this you will find won't be far out of" the wa. The next thing is begin moder--, the fust six mcnths, increasing the dose as the pashunt seems to require. It is a fust ate, sa once tn every nite in the week for rate way to court the girl's mother a lif man never despises, and that is a little good courtin, if it is done on the square V - tt . -ti x . v : jiji.cr me urui. year you will uegin 10 get acquainted and will begin to like the biz ncss. There is one thing I always advised mat is not to swop lotygrapna ottner than wunst every 1C dazer noless yon forget how tb.3 gal looks. Ockasionallj you want 1 w louit. sorry aai a raw in your wind as'. .v w u, fcMi. ntt eg. lliv C3 tu teeain you to tu find out what ails jou.:;; Evcnin meetings are a good tiling to tendl It will keep your religion in tune, and if , yure gal happens to be there bi acel' dent, she can ask you to go home - with her. Az a general thing, I wouldn't bras on other eirls much when I was courtin. .1. k Ll 1 L ' 1 1 1. OA L 1 1 1 J Ll ' I i 11 & II II 111 1 1 ! T 1 f" 1 1 If you court three weeks in this wa, all, the time on the square if youdon't sait is li e 1 l 4 1 .v C w a IIITk Aa 1 to the cheap store and get measured, for v a plug hat at my expense and pay for it. ,' : Hemorrhage Extracixo Teeth. Hemorrhage from extracting teeth is tint rprr f rnn ii(nt ruvinmniM. rof are cases when bleeding continues after extracting a tooth, for one, two and even three days, earning much anxiety and suffering, i It is rare, however, that a nfi ever proves fatal; yet it might possibly ; occur, and it is necessary that every per- ouu ouuui j jwuuw uut iu ireav a case 11 IB should come under their 'observation; . A A . A.. I I- A J, . J " 1- 1 jluu rciucuics aru iuw auu uimpie, anacao be had in every family Ihe first remei dy is to use freely of cold water, held in the mouth and ropiously used on the put? side. This, in many cases, will be suffice icui, je. nitre are lusiances wnen lulS will not answer. In such a . case, take t piece of cotton cr lint, well soaked in a strong solution of alum water, rolled up in , a small, hard wad, and press it firmly up tne vutjijf VI IU. IUUUI eu B.9 tu fCUUU UitS taouth of the bleeding vessel, and at the -feame time close your teeth upon and com- : press it, so as to retain it in that position. - where it should be kept from two to twelve. - hours before being removed. This remedy we nave never Known to tan. it is simple, -easily applied, and within the reach of every person., v . . r , 'V - 1 learnea a good lesson wnen 1 was a little girl, said a lady. One frosty, morn ing I was looking out of my father's barn yard, where stood many cows, oxen and horses waiting to drink. .The cattle stood " .... . . . . s " . ' . :T V ..aw-, nli II .x I- fill sf . ..n. m. cun auu uicua. 1111 vmc ui tuna iu wVnrAiir.An si v a uWfi MVi vvi y a w uvm 4v u V- aA , bor kicked another. In five minutes the whole herd were kicking each other in - fury. My mother laughed and said "Sea 1 mVni .Am., rfv. C I- 1 1-1 t m ihVam v. mm l.!i uiiiiii vuuita ui fti&iug Hucu j vu arc uii. .Tnsr. Rft T hftvfl sfpti nns crn xcnrA pfc' a whole family by the cars some frosty V morning." Afterwards, if. my brothers , or myself were a little irritable, she would say "Take, care my children : remember howthe fight in the barn-yard began. Nev- i er return a kick for a hit, and you will save yourself and others a great deal of trouble., I ha tenrrt f'newa ' ia nst. 4m-riTimf,.. me, aeriveu iiom 1110 aujeciive new in former times, (between, tho years 1595 and 1730) it was a prevalent , practice to 1 ' 1 it.- T put over tne periodical publications ot the day the initial letters of tho compass tnus ; ... ... ' - : . N , - - ? - Importing that these ' papers" contained 1 intelligence form the four quarters of the globe ; and from this practice is .derived the term newspaper, Dictionary- 6T Dates...., ,, v-. . V4: , :V No Need Solan Robinson's new novr el is entiUed "Whet is dirt ?" If .he hasn't ; found out after twenty years' employment in the N. Y. Tribune office, says the Nash-' ville(Tenn.) 'Gazette, he has not necdtyr inquire. The conundrum-after a failuro there would stand even- ahead of the Sphinx -riddler-un answerable. . ; , c It is a happy omeu of the probable exter mination of X ankeeji that the deaths exceed births in Massachusetts. Strange record for "free love" New England. ' . .. , , , . , The - Cincinnati Enquirer publishes a ; lengthy expose of tho Grand Army qf tho Republic an organization of political adr venturers and cormorants. " '