VOL. II. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, JANUARY 5, 1807. : NO. 21; STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT. rCBLISBED KTSRT giTCRDAT.BT ABBOTT & BROWN. Cffice-Oref II. Oliver's Store, First Street. TERMS, is Aovaxck : Oncyear,$3; Six Months $2 j Ona Month, 50 ets.; Single Copies, 12J cts. f33 Tr mid to be made in advance in every (lie. The Paper will not be sent to mj address anlest ordered, and the term for which it shall be ordered be paid for. X dejtarturt will e wa fr tke teniM in Mfac. N. B. Timely prior notice will be given to ptbch. Subscriber of- the week on, which hU sub scription will expire, and unlejs an order for its continuance, Accompanied with the money, be iren, the Piper .will bo discontinued to that address. BATES OF ADVERTISING, rem ybar; One Column, $100 ; Half Column, $50 ; Quarter Col limn, $35. Transient Advertisements per Square often lines or less, first insertion, $3 ; each ub&qucn inser tion, $1. -Correspondcr ts writiag over assumed signatures X anonymously, must make known their proper panes to the Editor, or no attention will be given their communications. ' All Letters and Communications, whether on business o? af publication, should b addressed to Abbott V Brown. BUSINESS CARDS I. LYOXS, JEWELER, AXD CLOCK AXD WATCH REPAIRER. Shop in Gradwohl's new brick Store, Albany, Oregon. $c20n!01y X. H. CRAXOB. J ZQ. B. HELM. CRAXOR fc HELM, ATTORXEYS d- COUNSELLORS AT LAW , OrriCK In JTorcrsss' Brick Building, up-stairs, Albany, Oregon, aul J. C. POWELL, A. TTORXE T A -YD CO U.XSELL OR AT LAW AXD SOLICITOR IX CIIAXCERY, ALBANY, Cregon. Collections and convey ances promptly attended to. oc20nlOIy " d. ii. nice, 31. D JSURGEOX, PIIYSICIAX AXD A CCOUCUER - Tenders his eerriees in the various branches of his proesion t the citizens of Albany and sur rounding country. OSce tip-rtairs, in Foster's Brick. ocl3 no91y. . DR. IIICKLIX. rnrsiciAX. s&rgeoxaxd Accoucnen Having settled in Brownsville, Linn county Or egon, would respectfully solicit the patrons? the people of tha: vicinity. "v2n5-2 ro of WINTER & McIIATTAX, HOUSE. SIGX, CA RRIAG E,A XD ORXA KEXTAL PAIXTERS GRAIXERS AXD GLAZIERS. . Also, Paperbsrging and Calcemining done with neatness and disjiatch. Shop at the upper end of . Jlrst street, ia Cunningham's old stand, Albany, Oregon. ee22no6:t X , J. llEEOWt, 1 BLAIX, S. E. TOLXG. J. BARROWS A CO., figXERAL & COUillSSIOX MERCHANTS B BALERS in Staple, Dry and Fancy Goods, Groceries, Ilardware, Cutlery, Crockery, Loots and Shoes, Albany. Oregon. Consignments solicited. ocGnStf X. J. LAWEE5CX. ECGE5S SEMPX.E. LAWREXCE iJt SEJIFXE, ATTORNEYS AXD SOLICITORS. Portland - - r Oregon- j23?OFEICE-!rGver CObourn' Auction Rooms. December 8, v2al7tf C.W.GRAY, D. D.S., gUBGEON DENTIST, ALBANY, QGN. Performs all opratigis in the line of DENTISTRY in lie most PERFECT and IMPROVED man- ner. Persons aesirwz an mciaiieein roulddo well to give him a call. Office np-ftairs Jn Foster's brick. Residence corner of Second and Baker streets. au25-ly I. O. O. F. J. LB ANY LODGE, NO. 4. The Regular Meet ings of Albany Lodge, We, 4, L 0. O. P., are held at their Hall in - Nor across Building, Albany, every WEDNESDAY JE VEXING, af 7 o'clock- Brethren in good jtanding are invite i to attend. By order of the N. Q. au4-ly JVOTXCE ! I?Q,W TO L.ET. A FEW , TWE5TIE3 left, to pay for good vj Wheat. Highest cash price paid on delivery fit good wheat at mj ware house, Albany, Oregon. li. CilEADJJ. 100,000 P0MDS OF FOOL' For whieh we will pay the HIGHEST PHICE. ; ; W. W. PARRISH A CO, Albany, January 2?th. 1866. SELLING OFF MSELUNG OFF! 5Q?900 "WORTH 1 chaks"barrett, Front Street, aid No. 5 Washington street, i'orriana. The Largest, 3Iost General, and Most Splendid Assortment of STATIONERY, BLANK BOOKS, LETTER PRESSES, &C., " .jON THE PACIFIC COAST,' ; "rBJCHLY" BOUND Bibles, Prayer and Hymn B$cm An Immen ic Assortment of BOOKS Orders From the Interiors Filled with dknatch and care. '' ' " CxlAllLiEo iJAKRUTT. . Portland. November 16. 1865. " he Iast Call. : ALL persons kaovLig themselves indebted to J.Levy fc BroJ, Albany, will please come lonvard immediately and s'ettre their notes and ac counts. If they are not settled by the 25th of this month the accounts and "'note's will' bo placed n the hands of an Aitoniey for collection.- You will find the notes and accounts with Messrs. Wer than & Co., at the New York Store, who are au thorized to collect them for us. - - . : J. LEVY & BRO. Albany, October 13, 1866. 3m ' -r poetry. THE MOTIICIl'M FIRST GRIEF She situ beside the cradle, And her tears are streaming fast, For she sees the present only, While sho thinks of all tie past Of the day so full of gladnuss, When their first-born's answering kiss Thrilled her soul with such a rapture That it knew no other bliss. Oh, those happy, happy moments I They but deepen her despair, For she bends above the cradle, And her baby is not there! There are words of comfort spoken. And the leaden clouds of grief Wear tho smiling bow of promise, And sho feels a sad relief; "" But her wavering thoughts still wander, 'Till they settle on the scene. Of the dark and silent chamber, And of all that might have been I For a little vacant garment, Or a shining tress of hair, Tells her heart in tones of anguish That her baby is sot there ! She sits beside the cradle, But her tears no longer flow, For she sees a blcsed vision, And forgets all earthly woe ; Saintly eyes look down npon her, And the voice that hushed the sea Stills her spirit with a wbi.por - "Suffer them to come to ' And while her soul is lifted On the soaring wings of prayer, Heaven's crystal gates swing inward, And she sees her baby there ! THE SAI1I1ATII. Sweetly as tha angels' breathing Through the song of "Peace on earth,' Came this holy Sabbath morning Mora of high celestial birth ! Sacredly and all-sorenely, By the Father's presence hft, And the Savior's heavenly teachings, And the Holy Spirit's rest, Move along the Sabbath hours; May our souls harmonious be With their beauty, truth and temper Witf their worship, high ia key ! As the Sabbath evening closes With all its benedictions deep ! May we wrap our garments, purer, Bound onr souls and calmly sleep. Nearer home one Sabbath's journey, Nearer all that's good and true, Bleied j 1th light frcm God Eternal, To proceed with Heaven in view ! A Good Story Judjje Ray, the temperance lecturer in one of ht efforts, trot off the following: "All of those who in youth acquire a habit of drinking whisky, at forty years at ae will le total abstainers or drunkards. No one can use whisky for yara in ! eration. If there is a persou in the audi- ance before me whose experience dispute this let him make it known; I will account for it, or acknowledge that I am mista ken." A tall, larjre man arose and folding his arms in a dignified manner acrons his breast, gaid : "I offer myself as one whose own experience contradicts your state ment." .'Are you a moderate drinker?' said the Judge. . . "1 am." "How Iccg tare you drank in modera tion?" ''Forty ytars." "And vere never intoxicated f" "Never." ''Well," remarked the Judge, scanniDg his sublet closely from head to foot, "yours is a singular cage; yet I think it is easily accounted for. I am reminded by it of a little story: A colored man, with a loaf of bread and a bottle of whisky, sat down to dine by the bank of a clear stream. In breaking tread some of the crumbs dropped into the water. These were eag erly seized and eaten by the fish. That circumstance suggested to the darkey the idea of dipping the bread in tlixs whbi.y and feeding ft to them. He tried it. - It worked well. Some of the fish ate of it became drunk, and floated helpless on the surtace. In this way he easily caught a great number. But in the stream wzs a large fish very unlike the rest. It par took freely of the bread and whisky, but with no perceptible effect- It was shy of every effort of the darkey to take it. He resolved to have it at all hazards, that he flight learn its qame and nature. He procured a net and after jaiuch effort caught it carried it to a colored neighbor and asked his opinion in the matter, Tbe other surveyed tluj irooder a moment 'and then said; 'Sambo, I un'erstans dis case. Dat fish is a mullethead; 'it aiiCt got no brains!' In other words," added he Judge, alcohol affects only the train, and, of course those having none , may drink without injury!" The storm of laughter which followed drove the moderate drinker suddenly from the house. Bad Writing an Imposition on So ciety. It has been irreverently said that speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts; but it is literally true that the penmanship of some people Teils their meaning in all but impenetrable mystery. Scholars to whom the reading of Epyptian scrolls of the days of the, Pharoahs is as ejisy as making love would be utterly dis CD&fited by the skeins of worse than cun- nifbrm" characters which editors are some times called upon to unravel. We dare not subscribe to the doctrine'of Poe, that men's moral natures are to be , estimated by the nature of their chirography, for to believe the' bad penman with which the world abounds, were half as villainous -as their handwriting, would make a man even of benevolent instincts a confirmed misan thrope. No man has a right to send refuses to his friends in the form of letters. Time is money; and it is an imposition to compel a man to waste it in 'deciphering slovenly hieroglyphics, ' ' - For the State IUght Democrat. LECTURES BY REVJI. H. SPAULOING i:arly Oregon MImmIoiin Their Im 1oriaiiee in Ncruriiig ino .;oiiii ry to American. number seven, Our mis-don party, except tho ladies, wcro duly mustered in, and each took his turn in standing guard. Scarcely had we passed the Pawneo vilhges, and attained a beautilul meadow, when Uod broko down ono of tho large wagons of tho Co., early in tho day, to give our mission party and animal the rest wo so much needed". But tho same kind Hund before night sent a company, under Major Harris, from .Port Laramie, with 2D mules and paddles, for tho good of tho broken wagon ; sd the next morning the cara van moved again. May 20. we reached tho main Platte, or Nebraska river, opposite tho head of Grand Island; and hero I will give the following, derived from Lewis & Clark, Capt. Bonnevill and Gcu. Fremont: "Grand Island fifty-two miles long and one mile wide, above high-water mark separates the Platte into two nearly equal chanucls; 2,000 feet above tho Gull of Mexico; in. latitude 40-14.' longitudo 9S ; 372 miles from port Leavenworth, 772 from St. Louis (2U0 more via Coun cil Bluffs), 678 from Laramie. Platte river is 2,200 yards wide, whilo the MU smrt at thd mouth of the Kaunas is only 500 yards. (Jras of these prairies attains the night of S to 11 leet. Trees of this longitude are cottonwood, poplar, ash, oak, walnut, elm, hackberry, coppcruut, sycamore, plum, birch, grape, rose and box-alder." In the days of Iewis & Clark this longitude cems to have been the dividing liue between the wild turkey and the honey bee on the one fide, and the black-tailed ind big-horned deer, prairie dog, hmall goat, prickly pear and page brush on the other. With a "drag- out," made of willows and bark, in thi longitude, in a branch of the Missouri, these gentlemen caught 1.010 fih trout, salmon trout, ba. pike, buffalo fih, rock CLdi, Cat-back, catfish, perch, silver-hide, red horhe and chrimp. They also killed a pelican whone pouch would hold five gallon of water. Five more days of rapid traveling brought us to the lurks of the Platte, and found tho Company in a Rtarving condi tion. Flour aud pork gone, and the last ox killed. We furnished them with a cow, for which we were to receive another i'i exchange at Iiramie; reserving the o If, as we our-clves were on allowance. II -re we had hoped t meet buffalo, but n t one was to be seen ; although the face of the earth was covered with buffalo h;ads and bones, and the incredible amount of dry buffalo manure (ftoit ifr rachf would make one feel that he was standing in a cow-yard, rather than in the wilderness. The graa was sheared clc, leaving a poor show for our animals. The deep-worn watcriug trails leading from sand-hills were becoming numerous and very troublesome to our wagons. The next day the hunters brought in two bull.-?, the next the choice pieces of eight cows, and the third day the grand drama opened soon after our caravan stretched out in the morning. And such a eight! It was grand beyond the power of imagination. None but those who have traveled these prairies in early days can have an idea of it. At first a dark Jine over the hills in the distant north is taken for timber; but soon the undulat ing motion of the oncoming clouds and the cry of "Buffalo !" undeceives us. On tliev come, extending to the horizon right and Jeftand no break, as yet, in the rear. The caravan h speedily formed in solid body, and the guard and hunters aud spare men form ia line of a V, to open the living mass. On each side the black clouds roll by rthank the Lord Iand, the gap closes up again. The incessant clatter of horns, the trembling earth and the low bellowing of the countless bulls, produce a continued roar. The river u passed, and over the southern hills the dark liue closes in against the horizon. ? No mortal can possibly guess the number of thousands. Fremont, sir years later, allowing ten feet to each buffalo, makes 10,000 in a . space cf two miles around him; but here was a space much greater how much no one could tell. Lewis Clark estimate 20,000 in yiew and feed ing so quietly, that they seemed unwilling to give their company room to psssi' fe were emphatically in a land flowing with milk and buflalo flesh. Tho whole camp was in the best possible humor. Only a few days before, when hunger was, ppintipg his finger in every man's face and every rope was breaking, there was a fight almost every day : but now it would naveoeen impossible tQ nave gotten up a fight. The mets fires were crowded jevcry nignt to a late hour with cooking in any and every way that could be devised in a country like this and on a journey like this, where there was not a stick of tim ber or switch large enough for a roasting- stick; sweetbread on the fire; marrow bones in the fire; broad sides, supported by pacK-saddies, betore the fare; coffee pots and buffalo tongues over the fire. The loi$ de vache made a hot fire, and answered our purpose better than could be expected. As the head of the long caravan would come to a halt for the night, the spare men through, the whole line might be seen dashing out with hat, handkerchief, or anything else, to gather those 'buffalo phjps" for night and morn- Wjb passed; Chimney liock-rr-the mod ern Xowqt .of , the Desert" Scott's Bluff and. the , battle-ground. ' of " 1833, where the Cbeycnnes and their enemy fought desperately, leaving many of their bones to bleach upon the spot. The In dian's l;ve of reyeBge, the white man's avarice and the Church's slow movements will annihilate the last red man not many ages hence. ; ' - ' . ! ;' We arrived at Fort William (Laramie) the 18th of June, and remained here four days;. ' )Vo had divine scrvico on the Sab bath, at which nparly all tho Company wcro present; good tinging and good at tention. s Laramie was a post of tho American ur Company, at tho mouth of Laramio river ; was built in 1831; in latitude 41 40', longitudo 10120'; 4,470 feet above the sea; 1 ,550 miles from St. Louis yia Council Bluff; 820 mile i from South I'ws 1,080 from Walla Walla, and 70 within tho southeast corner of tho Terri tory of Idaho. . . Near this spot Mr. Stewart and party spent tho last part of their terrific winter of 1811-12 having Been alarmed from their snug winter quarters on tho Sweet Water by tho Crow Indians, who had robbed them of their horses and put them on foot on the head-watery ?f Snake river tho fall before. They came near perish ing from hunger before they reached gamo ia tho spurs of the Wind river mountains ; and finally mado their first winter camp on Sweet Water, In the midst of game, and were alarmed from that as above stated. Thoy had to find their way to tho States pn foot, in the spring. Tho Company left all their wagons at this post, and gave every man three ani njals one to ride and two to pack. We left ono of our wagons. Thu far the la dies endured the journey far better than was expected ; but Mrs. Hpauldiug began to suffer severely from living only on fresh meat, without bread. The OrlIu of Many Thins. The sources of our familiar food are various indeed. A small part of the cata logue of vegetables borrowed from foreign regions runs through half of tho globo. Amongst breadstuff wheat and buck wheat comes from Asia, rye from Siberia, and rice from Ethiopia. Atoont greeni tho cucumber comes from Spain, tha artichoke from Sicily and Audaluaia, crosses from Crete, lettuce from Coos, onions and parsley 'from Kgypt, cauliflow er from" Cyrus, spinach from Asia, tdialot from Ascaton. beans from India, horse radish from China. America has given u the potato and Jerusalem artichokc., Amongst fruit we owe the filbert, pome granite, walnut, quince and grape to Asia; the apricot to Armenia, the lemon to Me dia, tho peach to Persia, the orange toln dia,thc fig to Mesopotamia, the hazlcnut and cherry to the Kuxine, tho chestnut to Lydia, the plum to Syria, almonds to Mauritania and olives to Greece. Amongst plants which are uncd fur vari ous purposes are coffee from Arabia, tea from China, cooa from Mexico, tobacco from the New Vorld, fennel from the Ca naries, cloves from the Moroccos, the cas-tor-oil plant from ludia. Amongst trees the horse-chcHtnut tree comes from In dia, the taurcl from Crtte, tho elder tree from Prussia. Amongst flowers the narcissus and carnation cane from Italy, the hlv from Syria, the tulip from Carpa docio, the jassatuiiio Troni India, the nas turtium from Peru, the dahlia from Mexico. A Pauadise in Pennsylvania. Mrs. Kloi.se Hunt, of Ilcioer's Itun Clin tou, Pa., writes thus: "My home has been for fcix years in little rocky basin shut in on every hide by the Alleghanies, without a neighbor, a church or a school, seeing no human face for weeks- -ayc, even months, sometimes except thoae of my mother and child. Living thus, I have come to love in a Ktranjre. all-absorbing way all that nature has thrown around me. Earth, with its varied growth of trees and sdirubs, plants and mosaic rocks and water, the clouds, blue ky aud ttars, everything is beautiful to me; even the dead leaves, the decayed trees aud bare rocks arc be loved. Think, then, how inexpressibly dear tho living trees and flowers and water. I have tame trout, six yards from the door that leap above the water to catch bits of meat from my fiogora. The phecsant make their nests in sight of the house and sometimes the male bird is seen drum ming ou an old log only a few rods up the mountain fcide. 1 have planted wild flow ers aouud ray doors, and ip summer the humming-birds go through the open house on their visits to the flowers. Strangers from the world have said: "How can you exist in this dreary place?' Their .eyes cannot see as mine, nor can they hear any of the pleasant voices I hear, and so I sim ply tell them what they comprehended : 4 It is my necessity.' My place, which is so lonely to others, is so pleasant to me that I have named it Paradise, and hero I will teach my son a lovo of truth, purity uuu uuuuijr. . i i r How TO E Unuappy. In the first nlace. if vou want to hn m!mll ho selfish. Think all the timo of yourself ana your own things.. Do not care about anybody else having feelings for any one butyourselj ijev.cjr think of enjoying uie Kausiacuon oi seeing others happy ; but rather, it you see a smiling face, bo jealous, lest another should enjoy what you have not. .Lnvy every one who is better off, in any respect, than yourself; thinkjunkindly toward them and speak ill of them. Be constantly afraid lest some one' should encroach upon your rights; bo watchful against it, and if anyone comes near your things, snap at him liko a mad dog. Contend earnestly for everything A. f it . ' I fL inai is your- own, inougn n may noi oe worth a dime ; for your "rights" are just as mucb concerned as if Jt were a pound of gold, . Never yield a point. Bo very sensitive, and take everything that is said to you in playfulness in the most serious manner. Be jealous of your friends, lest thoy should not think enough; of you: and if at any . time they should Beem to neglect you, put tho worst construction upon their conduct you can. ' 1 ExcnANaE, One of our 'bachelor-ac-quaintapecs, who is head centre of a down east paper,' and has a very pretty , sister, recently wrote to another bachelor editor, equally fortunate, "please exchange."- We hope that it happened, or soon will. A Pcu-ricturo of Abrunnm 1,1 n " ; r,- coin. ' : Tho Hon. W. II. Herndon, of Spring field Illinois, who was for twenty years tho law partner of Abraham Lincoln, re. ccntly gavo a lecture on tho life and char acter of his illustrious companion, prefac ing it with tho following remarkable per sonal description : Abraham Lincoln was, about six feet four inches high, and when he left the city was fifty-one years old, having good health, and no grey hairs, or but few in his head. He was thin, wiry", sinewy, rawboned, thin through the breast, to the back, and narrow across the shoulders; standing, he leaned forward; was what may bo called fctoop-shouldar&d, inclining to the consumptive by build. His usual weight was about one hundred and sixty pounds. His organization rather his structure and function worked slowly. His blood had to run a fong distance from his heart to tho extremities of his framd, and his nerve force had to travel through dry ground along distance before his muscles were obedient to his will. His structure was loose and leathery; his body was loose and shriveled, having dark skin, dark hair, looking woestruck. The whole man, body and mind, worked slow ly, crcakingly, as if it needed oiling. Physicially, ho was a very powerful man, lifting with case from four to six hundred pounds. HU mind was liko his body; it worked slowly, but strongly. When he walked he moved cautiously but firmly, his long arms, and hands on them liko a giant's Lauds, swung down by h'u side. lie walked with even trtuJ; the inner sides of his feet were parelleled. He put the whole foot flat down on tho ground at onto, not landing on tho heel; ho like wise lifted his foot at once, not rising from tho toes, and hence had no epring to his walk. He had the , economy of fall and lift of foot, though he had no spring or apparent case of motion in his tread. He walked undulatory, up and down, catching and pocketing tire, weariness and paiu all up and down his person, pre venting them from locating. The first opinion of a stranger, or a man who did not watch and observe very closely, was was that his walk implied shrewdness, cunning, a tricky man; but his walk was that of caution and firmness. In sitting ou a common chair ho was no taller than ordinary men. His legs and arms were abnormally, unnaturally long, and in un due proportion to tho rest of his body. It was only when he stood up that he loomed above other men. HU head was loug and toll from the ban of tho brain and from the eyebrows the perspective faculties. His head ran back at a low angle, like Clay's, and unlike Web ster's aluiost perpendicular. The size of the hat, measured ou tho hatter's bloik, was seven and a half, his head being from car to ear six and a half inches, and from the front to the back of the train eight inches. Thus measured it was not below the medium size. His forehead was nar row but high, his hair was dark, almost black, and lay floating whero his fingers or the wind had left it piled up at ran dom. If is cheek bones were high, sharp and prominent. His eyebrows heavy aud jutted out; his jaws were long, up curved and heavy; his nose was large, long and blunt, having the tip glowing in rod, and & littlo awry toward the right eye; his chin was long, sharp and up- urved ; his eyebrows were cropped out likoahugo rock on the brow of a hill; his face was long, sallow, cadaverous, shrunk, shriveled, wrinkled and dry, hay ing here aud there a hair on tho surface; his cheeks wcro leathery; his cars were lare and ran out almost at right angles from hij head, caused by heavy hats and paitly by nature; his lower lip was thick, hanging and under-curved, while his chin reached tor the lip up-curved; huj neck was neat and trim, his head being well-balanced on it ; thcro was the love mole on his right cheek and Adam's apple on tho throat. Thus stood, walked, acted, and looked Abraham Lincoln He was not a pretty man, by any nieans, nor was hs an ugly one. He was a homely man, careless of his looks, plain looking, and plain acting. He had no Ii omp, digplay, or dignity so callcd.- Ie appeared simple in his carriage and bearing. " He was a sad looking man; his melancholy dripped from hnu as ho walk cd. IJis apparent gloom impressed his friends and created a sympathy for him one means of his .success. He was gloomy, abstracted, and joyous, rather hu morous, by turns. I do not think he knew what real joy was for more than twenty-threo years. Mr. Lincoln, some times walked our streets cheerily, good humoredly, perhaps joyously, and then it was, op meeting a friend, ho cried, "How d'y," clasping one of his friend's hands in both of his, giving a good, hearty soul welcome. Sometimes be might be seen. wending his way to his offico, to tho court room, or to tho railroad depot, wit" his baggage, looking like a rail in broad cloth. ,Qf a winter's morning ho might kavo beep seen stalking and stilting it to ward tho market bouse, basket on his arm, bis old gray shawl wrapped around his nock, his littlo Willie or Tad running along at . his heels, asking a thousand little quick questions, which his father neara pot--not ercu Knowing lDac lllo Willio or Tad w&s there, so abstracted was the father, When ho has met a friend he said that something put him in mind of a story which he , heard in Indi ana, and tell it he would, and thero was no alternative but to listen. Thus, I say stood and walked and looked this singu lar man. , , :i " ''-',-;- r: Forms and barrels. "Of what use are forms?" exclaimed a petulant legisla tor of Dr. Franklin; "you cannot 'deny that thejr are often mere empty things 1" "Well, my friend, and so are barrels but nevertheless," they have their uses," quiet ly' replied the doctor, ' ": ! ' - ; 'C Iiiolca About In the World. It is ti good thing for a young man to bo ?knocked about in the World' though his soft-hearted parents may not think so. All yout hs, or if not all certainly nineteen twentieths of tho sum total enter life with a surplusage of fcclf-conccit. The sooner thoy aro relieved of it the better. If in measuring tbcnjsolycs they discover that it is unwarranted, and get rid of it grace fully, of their own accord, well and good ; if not, it is desirable, for their own sakes, that it ba knocked out of them. A boy who ii sent to a largo school Boon finds his level. His will may havo been para mount at home, but schoolboys aro demo cratic in their ideas, and if arrogant, he is sure to bo thrashed into a recognition of the golden rule. Tho world is a great public school, and it soon teaches a new pupil hi proper place. If ho has the attributes that belong to a leader, he will bo installed to the position of a leader; if not, whatever his own opinion of his abil ities may be, he will be compellod to fall in with the rank file. If hot destined to greatness, but no man can either be tru ly great or truly respectable who ia Tain, pompous and overbearing'. By tho time the novice hai found. bis legitimate social status, be the same high or low, the probability is that the disa greeable traits of his character will be softened down or worn away. Most likc-j ly the process will be rough perhaps very rough but when it is all over, and he tegins to see himself as others see him, and not as reflected by the mirror ofclf conceit, he will be thankful that he has run the gauntlet, and arrived, though by a rough road, at self-knowledge. Upon the whole, whatever loving mothers may think to the contrary, it is a good thing for youths to be kuocked about in the world; it makes men of them. A Wonderful Land With Stone Tukk Hix Hu.NbiiKD Feet Lono. In the Dinem Slope newspaper we find a re port of many of the curiosities and the great richness of the Black Kock country in the northwestern portion of California. The reports of the singular features of that section are of many years standing, but are so marvelous that they have seldom ob tained credence. Among the wonderful stories we have beard is one that there is a petrified Ueo six hundred feet in length ! The present report in part confirms pre vious statements, and estabishes the fact that Black Bock is ono of the wonders of the Pacific coast, like the Yo Semite, the Big Trees, the G uyscrs, etc. Besidr& the curiosities there appears to bo an abun dance of silver at Black Itock, but the ore is said to be of an unusual variety and very difficult to work; but it has been worked with very gcol results at the mills at Washoe. The quality of ore is so great that it is said it will justify the erec tion cf a thousand mills. A gentleman who has viiited the section has exhibited to the editor of tho Eu$Um Slope very many natural curiosities peculiar to the country; strange petrifications ravines; cu rious water worn pebbles from tho moun tain tops; knives, arrow-heads and daggers manufactured by Indiau kill from solid fiict; as uperior quality, apparently, of oil blacking, said to contain six hundred dol lars in silver to tho ton; pebble tin with its curious fracture that admits no change of form and a thousand strange and new things. The editor sa3s: He tells us of strange things that he saw. but could not bring with him, and many strange things he heard of, but did not see. Among the latter list of wonders is a great basin that contains a petrified forest apparently floated there many vast trees of solid stone ranging from six to fifteen feet above in diameter, and from three to six hundred fect'in length. Doubtful as this tale may appear, shall we dare to dispute its correct ness when we knew this strange country has a boiling spring of frash water fifteen feet in diameter, that cannot be sounded from which no drop of water ever runs; that in the vicinity there is a flowing stream of cold and apparently good water the drinking of which induces vcncral dis ease, and that any water found by digging is as salt as salt can make it; that 00c, deposited in the soil is eaten up by the salt and after thirty days no veatago of it can be found r Wiiat they Won't Own to. There aro several things which you uever can by any accident, get a lady be she young or old to coufess to. Here are some of them: That she 'laces tight. That her shoes are too small for her. That she is tired at a ball. " That she paint3. That she is as old as she looks. That she has been more than five minutes dressing That she blushes upon hearing a certain person's name mentioned- That she ever says a thing ahe does not mean That she is'ond of scandal. That sho cannot keep a secret That she above all persons in tho wide world is in love. That sho doesen't want a new bonnet. That she doesen't know everything. That sho can do with a single thing less whenshewas about to travel. That she has not the dis position ot an angel, or the temper of a saint or how elso could sho go through with one-half of what sho does? That she does not know better than any ono else what is best for her. - That. she is a flirt or coquette. " .- . , - - The Suez Canal. In a little more than a year, the great work projected but never begun, by JNapoleon the great, will be completed. The Capo of Good Hope, at tho southern extremity of Africa, will become to European commerce what the Isthmus railway has made Cape Horn to our Atlantic and Pacific trade. Africa will no longer block the highway between Europe and the! East. While we aro en deavoring to reach the Indies by a jad across this continent Louis Napoleon is onnnfietinw1 the Mediterranean with the Red Sea and the: Arabia'n7 gulf , It will undoubtedly be'a succfessj and become one more link to bind the nations together in the bonds of commerce, the precursor of a higher ' Qiyilization. . MISCELLANCOUS COLUMN. : : Kaa-KATERg. New York city de vours ten thousand dollars' worth of daily.: ' " : -1 - - A Matrimonial' Mem.- TTow 'nn do we find tjiat a map'i better half giye's hjin no quarter f ' M ' r V The purest metal is produced from the hottest furnace, and the brightest thud, derbolt from the darkest storm. ; Until. An exchane-o savs L fiv ers, like armies, generally get along qn, etlj enough until they are engaged.?' ri The Difference. A rear of Tlanr passes like a floating breeze : but a rod- uiiBivnuuv seems an age or pain. A Detroit man recently sold hi wifa for 8200 to a sailor, and applied to a Jusi UCe CO marry him tn n. rnrlrir MvnfMn j - , o ; i.'v,vuvijvjf, . Vixofi. "Pa, have dogs got wings V "No, child, don't you know better than that V "Why. na. this naYier savs hi dog flew at him and bit hizn. So dogs navo got wings." " .t The Fatal Period. Eitltr teen years elapsed from the appearance 6t the first Asiatic cholera in the vear until its reappearance in 1849, and the same number oi years nave passed since 1819 until its visitation in the' present year, giving an interval of seventeen years uemeeu iue occasions. A Good. Stomach. A Norfolk paper says: "A ncsrro after eatincr four hard crabs, drank a quart of hard cider, ate a' half gallon of scupperning grape3, and a pound of Limberger Kaese-' Strange to reiaie, me negro man i aie, in Ufit. wasn t sick. " ' Modest Indeed! "Have you any limbhorn bonnets?" inquired a very mod est miss of a shopkeeper. "Any what?'? "Any limbhorn bonnets V "Any you dont mean leghorn ?" The young lady was brought to by the proppcr rested raiircj. ' A Recommendation. A farm wa lately advertised in which all the beauty of the situation, the fertility of the soli and salubrity of the air' were detailed iii was a further enhanced with thisi V. Tt' There is not an attorney within fifteen ri i i j ' ' -- muca ui inc ucigauruovu. Poor Fellow! A maniace was cost- poned in Nashville, Tennessee, the other night, because tho croom. beintr one of a jury who could not agree' was locked up uuui me opaing or me court tne next morninjr. He was heard muttering sever. al times during tho night. "How different f , . T . , " '" irom wnai i expccieai A Capacity. A wealthy man's lady? paying her daughter a visit at Echool, and inquiring what progress she had made in her education, the governess answered'. "Pretty good, madam; she was very' atten tive; if she wants anything, it is capacity but for that deficiency you must not blame her." "No madam," replied the niother "but I blame you for not having mention ed it before. Her father can afford his daughter a capacity, and I beg she may hayo one immediately, cost what it may Lost nis Indentity. Living at West end is a couple of gentlemen whom we call Hanscomb and Wiggings, who. went to a political jollification the other night, and got jolly on the champagne so freely dispensed. On going home to gether, one living a sort distance beyond tho first one's residence, who, standing at tho gate, called out, "lrs. Hanscomb I Mrs. Hanscomb! please cotne and pick; out Mr. Hanscomb, because Mr. Wig'gins wanU to go home I7 port Argus! . Lady Hamilton, tho friend of Lord Nelson was rowed ashore by one of Nel son's sailors, which she deemed observing of some courtesy at her hands. "Will you have a glass of runi, a mug of beer or a tumbler of punch inquired the lady." "If you please na'am," responded Jack, with his best bow, "I will take the rum now, and toss off the mug of beer whilo your ladyship mixes the punch for me." The Tribune thinks General Dix must have inherited something liko Jack's com prehensive appetite. ' TnE Prince of Wales made a rather skillf ul little speech in laying the founda tion stono for the Bible Society, He said that ho had an hereditary interest in thak society, since Luther's translation of the Bible was executed under the protection of the Elecfor of Saxony, "the collateral ancestor" of the late prince consort, while the present authorized version was intrqf duccd "With the sanction of the royal pre decessor of my mother," to-wit, "Queen Elizabeth." Some ill.natured reporter wrote ''ancestor," instead vof , "predeces? sor," and tho prince baa been a good deal quizzed for tracing his ancestry to a maiden queen, f - ? ' ' - j ..' Will Live LoNQ.-TThe New Haven Reg;ster publishes this item: "'. " ' Senator Wilson says: lL have been a member of Congress for ;the "past twelve, years, on a salary of 3,000 per year, and wero I to die to-morrow it would be im possible for me to raise sufficient to defray tho expenses of a pine coffin to send my remains home." ,; Wo aro sorry to hear that for it would be hard work, to collect sufficient froih the public for such a pur pose,,,; - t ... f , - r--t . ,,:s " Tho Register! says an exchange, ued havo no alarm on that point. 1 "Whom tho god3 love die young;" but those held in affectionato rejrard by the boss of hell hntp ger long so Jerem,iah Colbath, alia Sen ator Wilson, won't need the pine coffin for a long timo to come," unless he TcapaKis; -reward at the hands of an outraged peopU in"which event the Str.te will furnish hiin a box and burial gratis. : : 1 1