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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (June 4, 1880)
ISHTTSD KVEKY FRIDAY, IX THE REGISTER BUILDING, Corner Ferry and Firtt Street. OLL. VAJtCLKVE PROPRIETOR, TERMS-IS ADVANCE. me copy, one year... One copy, si months dingle copies .... rs no , 1 50 ....vw..Ten cents. Agputs for the Rearlater. The following names grentlemen are snthor Kel to receive and recetnt for subscriptions to the Rkoustek In the localities mentioned : Messrs. Kirk Hnine...':.........'Browwsvlle. 5ert G... ...... Cmwfonv Hie. JTRIDAY.. .....JUNE 4. ISSO By Wlfa'a Relations, "Boiled Spring chicken for tea, eli ?" tt&id I. "And lobster aUd d fried vysterc ! upon my word this looks as if we were going to have company." "So we are my dear," ail my wife, looking a little guilty, as e polished up the surface ot the silver tea-tray with a new chamois leather. "'They are all comiug to visit mo Uncle Silas and Aunt Millicent, and the children, and cousin Joab, and the two Mies Wilrnerding", and my Aunt Louisa, to meet the Rev. Mr. Sparkwell, trom Minnesota, who married my cousin, Jerueha Wilde. Mr. Sparkwell in troubled with catarrh, and he thinks 61 (tajing at our houre for h few weeks while he ia being treated by Dr. Do wm.' I put down my linen duster and brown parcels with some emphasis. "Oh, confound the Rev. Mr. Spark well 1" said I. ."John !n ejaculated my wife. "Well, my dear, I can't help it," raid I. "It's not in human nature to eudure everything. And I've been re laHoned out ot all patience ver since our marriage. The Jenkinses wnt away last week, the Birds-alls took an affectionate leave yesterday, and now, just as I was contemplating a pleasant evening by ourselves, hero's a new ewartn hungrier thau the rest, just about to settle down upon us ! Irr my opinion, Kittie, relations should be abolished.". I am surprised at you, John," said toy Wife j "my own people, that are so fond of me. "That's where yon are mistaken, dear," said I. "It's 3'our comfortable spring beds and good cookery that they are fond of, not you." "John !" "I'll be willing to wager a good found pum on the truth ot my asser tions," 6a id I. "Because you have no relations your self " "Thank Providence for that," said I devoutly. "I was reared in a foundl ing asylum, and have nobody but my self to thank tor my tolerable success in the' world." "It's no reason you sbou'd find fault with mine," said Kittie, wilh her bright blue eyes full of tears. "And Mr. Sparkwell is such a spiritually-minded Man, and dear Uncle Silas lovea you just as if you was his only sou, and Cousin Joab is so interested in the bildren." "I'm much obliged to 'era," said I, dryly. "But I slept all last week on sofa cushions laid in the bath tub ; and we had fourteen people here over the anniverearfieB j and I was obliged to give op my room for a month last Win ter to old Mrs. Mansewell, not to speak ot our being half poisoned by Ai.nt Ioaisa's hygenian messes in the Fall. When the poet said 'there's no place lite Borne,' I presume he meant when there was no relations visiting thera I'll tell you what my dear," with a sudden inspiration, "I've a great mind tormally to deed over this house to yoor relations, if they wijl agree solemn ly to leave me in peace the rest of my life;, wheresoever I may set up my fan. Hyt.eots." "'.. ; "Nonsense !'y said my wife. Do go op stair and change your things, and brush your hair and get ready for tea. They're all a waiting h. the best parlor, and I was expecting your return to see about biting some cot beds trom the Tillage hotel to put up in the attic for inose lour Sparkwell children. You see, Anut Louisa has the blue bed room and Cousin Joab sleeps in the little wing chambei,', and Mr. and Mrs. Sparkwell will have, our room, -and " "Indeed !" said I, "and we are to sleep-in ihe barn I suppose." "Dou't be cross John, said my wife appelingly. "One must be bof pit able, yea It now. And I can easily make np ' the soft bed" in the back parlor tor our use for s weefc or two." I said nothing, but ground my teeth in silent dispair, as I sprang tip stairs, two steps at a time, made what changes ' r could in my toilet, by the aid ot a ten by twelve glass, hung over the washstand of a etuSy little bath room The Re vv Mr. Sparkwell was a big man with a. still bigga voice, and a limp, laded little wife, whose whole sole earthly interests seemed to be cen tered in her four white eyed, freckled faced children. Unc'e Silas and Aitnt Millicent were a silent pair, with excel lent appetitee, and two tall boys, who giggled and snickered at each other in the intervals of tire conversation. Cousin Joab talked inceantly with h mouth full, and the two Miss Wil mardincs seemed as general echoes to the rest; while Aunt Louisa devoured lobster salad and libitum, fcrid kept on sending np her cup for more green tea, until I trembled tor her nerves. While my wife, careful and troubl ed like Martha of old with many things looked ready to drop with Ui'e hospit able eiertious she had ma3e, poor I, sitting hero a mere cipher at the head of my table, felt s it I was keeping a boarding house without any of the pe cuniary emoluments therefrom. "My trunks will bo np in the six oclock train,' said Rev. Mr. Spark well. "I'll trouble you-, coasin Poyntz, to send an expressman to the depot tor em. Ana it mere s any apartment in this domicile, Cousin Poyntz, that could be fitted np as a study for my tempo rary use, it would greatly facilitate my intellectual occupation during my so- journ in the suburbs of this great city. Anil I must beg tl at you will keep Hie house very still during the hours which I devote to study." Here my wife looked at me aghast, thinking ot litt'e Johnny and the baby. "Never mind, my dear," I remarked sotlo voce, "we can easily get 'em board ed somewhere." "And," wsut on the Rev. Mr. Spark well, "I should esteem it a favor if a horses and buggy could be procured for my daily use when going to Dr Dos em's, in the city, as the motion of the train disagrees with my nervous system.'' "I don't happen to own a carriage,' said I, "but I might buy one." "Thank yoiij thank you, Cousin Poyntz," said Sparkwell blandly. "And if there' any other litt'e thing you happen to want," i added, "pray don't be backward in mentioning it." "No, I won't, Cousin Poyntz." said the reverend gentleman, with the ut rapst gravity. And I am bound to say that he kept his word. For three days I endured the swarm lit i isitors which literally infested my home, and then I made up my mind that patience had ceased to be a virtue- "i'll put a sfop to this thing," said I. I came In me one night with a tragi cal expression on my faco. "Katherine," said I to my wife, "I am ruined." "What !" cried all the company at once. "Thoso shares in tle Western Union you know,' said I smiling my fore head. "Yes, dear," gasped oor Kifty. "They l ave gone down," said I ; "not worth a peuny." "Oh, John ?' "I wish I had taken your ad y ice and let 'era alone," said I. "But after all, it doesn't so much matter as it I had no friends." I looked besrmngJy around at my wile's relatives. They returned the glance with the blankest ot stares. "If 1 can borrow two hundred dol lars apiece ot alt these dear kindred," said I, with obtrusive cheerful lness, "and request Uncle Silas to endorse my business notes ' - "I coiTldnt thfriR of such a thing,'" hurredly interrupted that gentleman. "I should be most happy to oblige," said Cousin Joab, "but I am quite out of funds at present." "And I," said the Rev. Mr, Spark well, pushing back his ehair,"iunst save what Vktfc share I possess in the world's filthy lucre to pay my passage and that of my family back to Minnesota." "Surely," cried I, "you will Mt go away and leave me in such pecuniary straits as these." , The Rev. Mr. Sparkwell significant ly buttoned np his pockets. .- '"It's every man's business to look af ter himself, Cousin Poyntz'," said he ; "and I don't scruple to say that it is downright dishonesty 1 for a business nvaii like yourself to get into such fi nancial difficulties.'' And in fifteen minutes every cousin in the lot had upon ous excuse or an other vanished trom the room to pack and prepare them wives tor immediate departure. I looked at my wife j my wife looked at roe; I burst out laughing;" 'ftrhy be: gan tocry. "My dear," said I, "it's an easier job than I thought it would be. I didn't know but that it would be necessary for me to catch the small-pox before I could get rid otyour relations.'' , "Bat are we very poor, John ? And muet we give up this dear little cottage? Oh, bow cruel it is of Cousin - Joab and Mr. Sparkwell an I nocle Silas, and all ot them, not to help you." I know Mariana Wilmerding has five thousand dollars that she wants tp put out at interest, for she told me so only yester day, and " "Yes, exactly," said I. "Bntprob ably she doesn't regard me s a good investment." "Alter all I have done for them !" sobbed my wife. ; . "Relations are only human, my dear," said I. The company too their leave with- out much ceremony of ad ion x, and that afternoon my wife came to me with tears iu her eyes. 'John," said she, wi'I you tell me how much money yoa have lost in that horrid Western Union stock ? Be cause I would rather know the worst at once." ' "Lost?" repeated T, looking up from the newspaper which I was reading in Uncle S:lae' tavorite easy chair, now vacated tor the first time in many days "Why, who said I had lost anything 1"' "You did." "Excuse me, my dear ; I said nottu ingof the kind I merely stated that the VVestern Union were not worth a penny. Neither were they, to me, as I had sold out. aU I possessed over it week ago." "John !" "Yes, my dear." "How could ycu ?' "Very easily," said I, with a latent smile. "My dear, I think it your rela tives had stayed another week, ! should have committed suicide." "And you told them tl.'at horrid 6toi-y just to get rid of them ?" "I made that unimpeachable Hate, menl with that precise intention." "And they were rather trying, con fessed Kitty, "and I think they might have heljied you a little when they thought yon were bankrupt." "They will not come visiting here again," said I quietly. And I was right, come. They did not Wlio Struck Billy Patteraait . Many persons have heard the que tion "Who struck Hilly Patterson ?" without kiibwing the origin ot it. I propose to enlighten tlierrr a Hltle: on the subject. William "Patterson was a very wealthy merchant or tradesman of Baltimore, in the Slate of Maryland. In the early days of Frahklin county, he bought up a great many tracts of land in that county, and sent a good portion ot his time in lookins after l is interests there. ITe was said to be as strong as a bear ai d as brave as a linn, but like all brave men he was a lover of peace, andj indeed a g..od pious man. NeverthelesH his wrath could be excited to the tishting pitch. On one occasion he attended a public cathering in the lower part of Franklin connty, at some District Conrt Ground. Dur the day the two opposing bullies and their friends raised a row and a general fight was the consequence. At the be ginning of the affray, and before the righting began, Billy Patterson ran in to the crowd to persuade-them not to fight, but to make peace and friends. But his effirts for peace was unavail ing and" while making them, - some of the crowd, in the general melee, struck Billy Patterson a severe blow from be hind. Billy at once liecama fighting mad, and cried at the top of his voice, "Who struck-Billy Pntterson ?" No one. Could? r ; woolr( tell who , was . the guilty party.; : lie then proposed to give any man $100 who would tell him, "Who -struck Billy Patterson?" From 8100" he rose to 81030; but not $1000 would indftco any man to tell him. And year afterward, in his will, tie related - the above facts' and be queathed 8100O to be paid by his ex ecutors to t!.e maiii who would tell, "Who struck Billy Patterson" His will is recorded in the Ordinary's office, at Carr.esville, Franklin county, Georgia, sanf any one curious about the matter' can tbere find it" and 'verify the above statements. CaniestiiKe (Ga.) Register. ; -' " From the Jit'clcsonvllle Sentinel: Mc Mnhon, . the Bntte ereek matl-cnrrier. describes a fur ion hall storm that "swept over the ..valley near Linkswiler.' on Friday. The storniwas about a 'nitle and a half wide, its direction North and Snurb, and in less than half an hour the hail stones were a foot deep. Fortunately grain was not rar enough along to be injured or (here would have lieen sefTbu damage done. Truly, flie weather is becoming very eccentric. , . The way to grow old Is to be econom ical of life. If it be carelessly squandered in any --way eajwiot? last long as it otlicrwf'; Mliulir. Overwork';.fciJis a lew. Overworry "kills more; "because it is more derifesshiff' and ejchnnHlii. The UMtr-ptsnce-nf tHe npnetlte's-fMH'r passions is' still mora fitful Heir-Iio' e.-it imtTe Mian they nerd, drink morr 11 inn I good .(nr-theou amlMnrtUli tn lOthfr'Mnds of riotous Ji IrijC spend life as they spelid money. T. fc "" ," ':- . -., - AV writer on style says : "It ts-the fnsh ioh in France tor iadfcs tn raise frn ti shelr bonnet and doves. ,y , . One obJeCttMt to tllU is (lull Mmp nf tha lmiiHiir itn' tint. hold tnuch taorw thaa'a'stnatl luhiti. ot- su- , . Mojo-"' ttoeia. f"f"' " ", ' Once upon a time a eertnlir gnntlem.tn who lived splendidly and did not pay his debt?, owed Id shoemaker a large bill, and the shoemaker- having been , told to call sgln mrmy , times, and having written" tictes without end SsRing for a settlement, resolied to disgrace I1I3 costoiher by expos ing him to his triend3 the" very next time he gave one ot those large dinner parties Vhich so excited the creditor's ire. -Accordingly, having seen the wagons of the caterer stop before the door, and watch ed the waiters enter one by one. Sir. Shoe maker, attiring hi mselt in Vis stiifi and with-his little bill elegantly writteii mit, awaited the appearance of the enrringes, and when at last fifty had arrived, set down their burdens and departed, stalked np the doorstep like a vengeful ghost. a.nd ringing the bell most furiously, lound it opened for him' with startling celerity, and stood fiteer to face with a till, t)la"ck waiter, white-gloved and stately. "Where's Mr. Cheatem ?"' whispered the shoemaker. "Gentlemen's dressing room, second floor back," resjionded the waiter. Some one else had " arrived, and wa trending on his heels.- ;A vHon "of splen dor, in the most , wonderful soft, white wrap. floHted past hhn. "Indies, 'fro-it 100m, second floor, Sentletnen, hsick,? repeated the waiter. Mr. Shoemaker was linstlel tiM-ward,'. hat in liand, and saw hi delinquent debtor in all elegance ot dress-coat, huttO'i hole flower, and white cravat, bowing to, shaking hanils with, and smiiing upon aristocratic personages innumerable. The sight fanned anew the flame of the tradesman' just wrath. He marched forward, planted hini-elf directly before the elegant Mr. Cheatem, and stared him in the face. " But Cheatem did not wait. He knew hi guest well enough; and he understood his pnrpoo ; hot what he did jty w-a i 'Beg pardon ; for the moment I've torgof ten your name." . 'Have you ? Tiien jierhap you'll rememl)er me when I tell you that I iu;.dt, yonr hoots." Kow, it you'll trouble j-onrself to re peat these last tour words rpidly,: you will find that you do not say, as you believe yon do: 'I made your boots," but "I majur boots. . The lucky Chcntcni detected tliis fact on the instant. "Major Boots !" he cried, demonstra tively shaking hand. "Dear, dear; how cottld I torg t yon for a moment ! Delighted to sec yon delighted. Mrs. ChifHns. Jet mo Introduce yon- to my old friend. Major Boots." "So glad to "know yon.'i reiOiided tfie OH lady thus introduced. "I'm sure I've heard Cou-in Cheatem speak of ynu a thousand tinier. Sit down, do. and tell me who all these people are. I'm quite a stranger ; I've Isolated myself in Europe so long, sit down, Major Boots ; here is a chiir.' . The newly-chr'wtencd shoemaker hes itated a moment, tjut it was not possible for him to Cry tint ; "I am not Major Boots; I'm Clamp, the shoemaker, come for my bill." He found he had not the courage. He crammed iiis hat under the velvet chair to which lie was motioned, and subsided into nnry silence while the lady went on : , : ........ i ' "Oh.- Major, I always feel so privileg ed when I have the opportunity to talk to a miiitiry man. , I adore courage. And were you ever wounded ? Do tell me all about it." The bootmaker, finding it necessary to reply, said fiat '-lie never had been wounded." An l the old lady went on : "Never! How charming! Porn a charmed life, and all that sort of thing. Do tell me all about ft." The shoemaker replied that "there was nothing to tell." On -h!cb,thfc most gashing of old ladies queried : S" 1 Now. Major. 1 won't believe that. It's like the modesty of j-our celebrated mili tarv men. I knew you stormed redoubts and led forlorn hopes, and were the only one left, of yonr regiment, Snd' all that. I'm sure I read all about it at the time. Oh. here's Colonel Hobb, a celebrated English officer did sometnrng" awfully b.11 ve in Iudia. . Colonel, let me make yon acquainted with -Major Boots, one of our bravest military men. He's been telling me all about the Jxonderfnl things he did In the S.-uiy. f mean he wouldn't tell me about ihem--jii-t like all .great men won't trouble himself to fight his battles over for an .old woinnto, -v ; - ; ! "Ah awfully charmed, i'ui sure." re sponded the gal'la:Vt colonel. , "Awfully, ah ! Must introduce you to my, brother. Captain Hobbs, in the same regiment with myself." . !- . The shoemaker bad arisen and was looking down on his briefness suit. , "I dWVt. hifend to that i. I didn't expect to be at such a swell affair as this.' he stammered, "or I I should have worn my dress suit." Oh,juy.ilcar fellow, we always expect you American officers to be wough and weady. We'd be disipoiatef If you were not. The ladies, yon know, adore wough and weady men. It's the particu lar charm of Americans." .j" Away lie Icit the bootmaker, who really began to feel that he must have been, at some period of Iiis life ariiilitary mat-. And after being nit'roduced to Cn pin in' Hobbs as -Major lie Boots, who f was Hie lighted." found himself tet-a tete with a very lovely you:ig FrencH' 'ndy.',who addressed him as "General de Bnta." and whom, at the request of his hostess, whom. lie Jad never' secti before, aiuF who" fiaf no Idea .who he was Ke took down to suiier. Somehow this stranger, witTrbls sulky air. had been set down as a" most' eccentric and distinguished military man by every body, ne was regarded wlfti attention, listened to witli reverence when lie cob descended to sar a tew voril. ' Tl Frencli lady introduced him voluminously as tien eraldc Buta; and thus was lie addressed thereafter. The waiters offered lilm cham pagne frequently, and the bootmaker grad ually grew exhllirated. Kever, had 1 he bten present 'at siich elegan festivities. Never hatl be partaken of stjch; viands been so overwhelmed with festivities. Never had so lovely a creature leaned upon his arm. Never had he tasted such wine. At first it exhilirated him, then it mounted to his head, and suddenly It aj. peared to him that his host was a gloriotM : fellow, and that he was under infinite ' obligations to him Doubling iiis fist, lie ''bro-.iglit it down upon the table with a crash that made the glasses ring ngaiiu,1' ''Better man than Cheatem dou't live!' tried he. liI agrfcS with yoiil" replied his neigh bor, politely "Ah! I adore such enthusiastic friend- ship, such lof like Drtmond and Pythias iu ze play," ejacitiated the French lady "How original I How delightfully ec centric ! A perfect military man," whis- i pereil others. I Meanwhile the bootmaker, staggering to his feet, made his way as best he mlht. toward his host; , 'Cheatem," he cried, took here ! I came" here he reeled and caught at a ! table "leainc.to ci-'e you thU before every (hie) everybody."' And he held out his folded bill,; which Mr. Cheatem instantly' took- "Now I I wouldn't (hicj; do 4tW-for- for' "Mr. Cheatem beckoned two waiter. I - C .1 .1 1 . . not well. Let these men put you iu a carragttj and go home. 111 call 011 yon to morrow. ' glad to have seen you. "As for this pooh ! pooli !' ; , ..' t The waiters led the bootmaker from the room, after their host had whispered a direction to be given to the driver. And Mr. Cheuteui thus addressed his friends : "You must not think ill of my old friend for this little lapse of his. After the trials ot military life it is only " to be expected that his habits should not be those of quiet civilians, and 'tis his only weakness." s? "One forgives everything iu a soldier' remarked a lady "A very ordinary tailing for a; military man," responded a gentleman. 'J'"' "And to think the honest creature should itave remembered so slight an indebtedness ns this, and been So anxious about it," sighed Mr. Cheatem, and lie put the fhoi maker's receipted bill into hU pocket. , Tl-e Democratic Stale Central Coin mitlec met iu this city last Tuesday! and placed iu nomination for State Printer Tom Meiry. Ot all the infamous nom inations that have been made by ., our party the present year this is the worst. Tutu Merry has been a resident of Ore gon off and on- since 1870. he can always be found around a saloon associ ating with gamblers, drinkiug'whisky, telling smutty stories or discusiii the fine qualities ot some horse, and un doubtedly kiiows tnnch more of the fine points of a horse then he does ot the printing business, ffe is said to lie an artist with a billiard cue and was im ported by Jim Fay to catch "soh" games during the State Fair and Legislature of that year. ,IJe was a'so engaged at that time by Hul'aday 10 assist in lobby ing measures through the Legislature for the benefit of Lib master, and alter the adjournment : of the " session was brought to Portland and given employ, ment on the Bulletin as ore ol its edi.ors and netcr lost an opportunity while tn that position to abuse leading Democrats of the: State. -Becoming obnoxious to the citizens of Portland he was trans ported to San Fracisco, and after a short time found his way to Coos Bay, where he established the Avtetf and becoming well known iu that locality, again de parted tor, San Francisco, and after re maining there a short time returned to Coos Bay during a political campaign and did all in his power to defeat the Democratic county nominees by becom ing an independent candidate tor Count' Cletk, and after tltofowghly canvassing tha eonnfy fou::d his popularity to con sist ot IG votes. If Tom Merry is a true Democrat we would like to know what a uisorgauizer is, a;sd thera are many Democrats in Coos county and other 'to-' ralitieof the tate who will remember rom Merry in June next and send him to his Iitth home at the Dalles, defeated by a iha- dsotne 4 majority Portland Mercury. in greatly increase! oyer last year. Wat'liiiigt on Territory l as a sheep c iramisMoDer for each county by act of .the last legis'ature., Hiehard jOveanil John Collins are iu jail at Boise City charged with talc ing cnitana not having their brands. " SliaivV ' m iuiitaln, " fi ve inik's from Roise, if attracting much attention on itecount of the rich ore found there. The fruit crops of Northern Idaho will be very heavy, wilh the exception Sf peaches, 4;vhlbn"we're nearly etiiirley destroyed by frost. Two Chinamen were killed an? anoth er1 had both legs broken by the caving Of a'bank' while raiuiii near PUcar v"ille, Idaho, last week i: flori, Thomas 3i Gray, of We'iier Valley, il T., was acoidentaly shot last rfeek ; As the ceutlaman is 60 yeara old, fears are entertained of his recovery. Dayton feels jubilant over the rail road prospects, and is begiuning to call attetlivn to.its dangerous thoroughfares, in orJer to. have everything in "ship shape" for the advent of the iron horse. They complain of tramps over in Douglas County. Cottage Groye People intend to ccle brate the Fourth of July. " The Guard learns, .that a son of Mr. Stanley of Pleasant Hill was kicked in the head by a fraction' horse. " Mis Mary Bond died at Eugene last week, age 18. Father, brother and sis i ter have died within three mouths j Because the prosecuting attorney was "j 1 careless, the grand jury had to lie Called j togelhcr and do their work over a-ain iu Douglas, county. i The. Plaindeuler says Jop4 Stephens is driving 600 cattle and 2,('00 sheep from Myrtle Ctcek, through Jackson county, bound for eal othe mountains. In the great shooting content bet-veen tl o Engeno and Cresswell sportsma.i ; clubs, the glass ball match wis won by ' lmmim nwl tlio rifb. tv,afli liv Ct ,1 I o CM - n .v ...... J ra Grove. A rich lead of ore containing silver and lead 'has been discovered 011 the ' 1 j North Umpqua, said to yield 50 per '' cent, lead, 300 ounces silver, and some V The Caiiiofnta took away 1. O. Ire land, ot the Astoridri, who goes to Chi eagofand leaves that paper to be edited by E. C Ilohlen in his absence. S. C. Wood worth in charge ot business. Dr. H. G. Eliert, an Oregon bo', who marie his way without means, ami ! j studied medici.'-e under great disadvan tages, has passed a satisfactory examina tion in New York before the board of the army.atid is recommended for a com mission as assistant .surgeon in the army Dcp ity Sheriff John Justice, of Walla Walla, was among the pnseengers on t!: steamship State of California on her lat trip, and J nil in custody A. .!. Thoinas and wile, tlie uiTinman nimderers ot a man r.amud BlooinSeld and a woman iu Eastern Washlugtoi' Territory some Weeks ago.- 'tlw. success which has crowned tl e effort of Dej-uty SherifT -Justice to appre hend 'hee tii ml- j:. liiiainn s!iie. " spi aks well oftfi HiijTeney of ttiat 'ofl'cer, - and iii return to Waltsi Wn'.la villi I. is piis onvis s:iti !y iu hartrc. ili In- l. i ed with dVi'ght by evci law nhMing resilient of that co:i.;try. The trial . tit". Thomas and his wife will bo sjnH-dily brottj-ht about, and justice will deuiaetl a strict enfon-e-ment of the law and merited punishment to the guilty perpetrators of the foul mur der. -....,..., Says the Sentinel : It seems that the 'Ba-011 von Mm-tage," who was arrested here iu April, on -suspicion of being the-murdi-rer Brmnfifcld. is wanted in Sfvend localities in California that have liecu heretofore graced with hi. presence. Mar shal'Crosby has received a letter, from an old gentleman named Werner, -from Paja ro, Monterey county, describing the rascal perfectly and detailing hU swindle oil a kind-hearted family that, sheltered and nur.-ed him dining a pretended sickness. Sheriff "tBy'bwi also received :; a dispatch from Ul.iah. Msndiicino Co., asking in affectionate terms lor the bogti3 nobleman and expressing the hope that he was still Ihe guest of the county and under the es pecial eare of the sheriff. This scoundrel shofild be widely advertised and the scar on hi forehead, the moles on his left cheek.' the crooked forefinger on left hand and his wavy hair should lead to his easy identification. In Monterey county he passed as Wilhelm Miller, and here claimed to be Lieut. Miller. Gen. Pojie telegraphed to Washington that he Juif arrested Ctitain Payne, and followers for invading Indian territory and holds lliem ior orders. 'A drunken party ot Navajo Indiana at taeked tint mail wagon, and threatened the mail carrier, cutting the sacks open and further trouble is feared. t : " ' The X. Y. Time Is codfident that Grant will get tl'.e nomination on the first ballot and is well pleased, while the J'rime don't sec anything encouraging to the Mtuation. Gen. Giant's chance is almost cerfafn ot nomination at Chicago, a-, after hard fight, the Illinois state republican convention gave 22 clear majority fr Grant delegates and the convenl'Vn' re-o!ved to support the suxvcssful candidate with great enthusi asm. ; . Immense fields of ice have, spread frotiK the west Coast of Newfoundland to Cape Canso. and a fleet of n'rly one hundred sail are, delayed ' from g-ftliig up North Ba'. Two large Norwegian barks b-ive IxM-n lost near U se Blanche.. N. F. Their crews were s.ived. It is suppo-cd lint many more vessels will be !o.-t. as the ice is very heavy. The failure ot congress to ratify the treaty Aatie wilh the hostile Utes for transfer of their land, Tnakes the Utes think they have been swindled ::! threat ens ruin to thousaiuU of .emigrant " h-i supposed the Uneomp-.hgre valley was to be thrown open for settlement and an; waitingon the borders ot the reservatio: tor permission to enter and loeatu claims. Drought prevalN thronont the E :s-erii State and m Jamaica,, and' the situation in New Jersey and Pennsylvania ha been aggravated by forest fires. Pray r for rain are ofTered in the churches, but thus far they have been unanswered. The cut-throats of Salonica who made a fortune out of the capture of Colonel Syuge. the British otlfcer. are now km S their desert. Kitty briand4 wore killod recently. ud: the rejimrtiutsr of , tlie hand canturcd. ' ' A. disnattjb-' states thiit ah American newspaper re.sentiUlve offered ( Bi?"rck from his iHjn," aiid that the offer was ae cliueoV . - Ex-Senator Br.rniim J1' the guide, pl(ilou.pt.er. Democratic party hi tt liea Senator believes In Til Lit i he does In heaven. 17 vl t r. THE! OF A LI., M m eilcmi Muitang JLimim oentarythe i 1 Kiiuwii iu iniiiionv un ovr H' woriu a 1 tlio 011IV safe reliance for uie relief ot 3 accidents and pain. It It a medicine best or Its 1 above urico nnrT nmlse ! 1 kind. 1'or every lorui of c sternal pain mmnn Miistanpr Liniment 1st wltlioi t an rqnal. It utiidct flrfl nix 'viucie to tlie vej-y boiu niuklnst oontinu nncoofijaln intinflHmatloif mpoimlblo. Its etrecis upon lluaian Hi ani the Brato Civntloa ara couallil -oaUorfta. Tlio Mexican It Unimont is reeded by a eboly In j every house, . livery 0 ay br news of j the ngouy nf &n nvrfnl - I or ini jsiitKlued, of rhennutic Bartyr re- istoro.l, or n, vaUqabio n.y"". which pentlf!y o!tre8uoh ailments o Uie HUMAN 1.KU DH I ,. ltbiimatlit, wellttiE,'miir Julot. oun-af ttd JIile, Jtnrna uut 4oldi, Cuta, Uriita! ud Spi-slm, l'oiaouous UJite - and .Sd2i;-il. Ktitrilesx, I.nmtntll, Old Sores, nr. f arostbite. t'itilbla.lBS. Nr IVlples, t aiieil i.jrent.- and Indeed every foi-.'n of exfnal di ease. It lteals without sdnrs. fei For the Ibute Cukatiom It tuxes Sprains, Sivinni'. Stlir Joints, f;M Founder, ZTnrness fcioresJHoof Ii cnxea, Foot Hot, BH-row WKrm, Stcab, icrnlts, Sipavin, Thrmh, Jtllngbons Ilollotv liorn, NcratcIK". tvuia- itlie Sleht and every othl via wires rii i.vil. m ilin npon r ailment of UM iti -vitien te orcnpanl stnule unit otock Id a re liable. Tlio Slexlcau nlnstanar Ziinlment always cures rtkI never dlsaiipoints ; auu ii vt, posiciveiy. THE B13ST OF ALL F02 1IA1T 02 BI Price LUC for La to mmn& uuua smr: . Contalaa loni of erery persooi or famJlT ohl roods nl wholesale prices In jaif ntitiea to suit the onrcbaser.- Thnnlv inKtlrm n in America nu v?w I,wu liMisvrailODM. we Mil all - irbo make this thwr special huBiiSess, AddreML MONTOOMEKY WAKD If CO., . a7&80 WabHtti. Clilcikffo, IOf 2 w -i. v a v i w a ; . a , wvsy s DLQ AID OELiOLE. t Jit-B. CASrOBDS XlTVEB X J-tigobatohJ! JSs a Sl.ind,r.i Faiaily Iigm 1 lyfor Jjseaa?3 of tie JAvet; Stoia i cjand Bowcls.-It is Purely J reretable. It nnver gPebilitatas-It is "tfiir eri.,4--i..: s VS i? M Mil H MM ! ZXL ? CMS - 2 V ,tf Uvv,8i' lVTi.c. f ev V -T. v f?ii hi I . ' . c-d v.Vi S - s aa ra n rl . u 10 practices and Tv th public.S vif-ji3 V for more thnn J1S mum pj' "with T5rjprecedentei rcsulta.; SEND FOB ClRdutAR S. T, W. SASFORD, M.D., XZlSill&t A5T Dltl'GGIST ILL TELL TOC ITS BI WCitjOX.-." Zing of the IBlood Cnros nl( crof uluns sffiwtions asd disWdsn randt ing from Impurity of tho blood. It t nedlms Ut pecir iill.as tlie n6arroin smtally (erceiTa then cause; but HaU JCkeum, Jt'impUt, Vbpr; Turneri, Goitre. Smellinai. tie., ars the moskcommon. as well ss many sUectioos of the Ueart,iiti, Livtr sad sftomacn. . -' I .c ftp n it 1 1 ' Wonderful Cars of Biicdjpss. T. Ramsom, Soh S Col For the neflt of sH troubled with Hcrofula or Impure BikhI in thstr ydtems, I hereby recommend King- a the BlooA. I have been troubled with Scrofula taw v past tsa yeure, which so nffected my eyes thaf I wasoom- Sleteiy blind to f six mouth. 1 was victniasedea1 try King of the Blood, which has paved a graat blessing to ma, as it has completely ered me, and I cheerfully recommend it to all trou'.ird as I hare been. Youra trtr 1 ' Mas. S. WEaraxatew, t s'-inia, K, Trf ...... H : win be paid to any Public Hoapifce he mutu aily airreed upon, for every eeruaoat 1 this modi awe publuhed by u which is not ge : ie. Its XngredJ v To nhow our faith in the the K. B.vupon proper V satiailt-d thut no. in give t be names ot The above ohVn wei prietor ot iuiy otlier . lTS? Whicheach bottleisenu unit 12 ounces, or a. l.iUjiOM,boK 'r F s w W & n e!j to bo ny - - .