VOLUME XII ALBANY, OREGON, FEBRUARY 13, 1880. NO. 20 BirSTXZSS CARDS. dn tHs Space Pout "Weeks. Soirxetliirigr 3N" E"VV N. B. HCMPHRBT, Agent. JOHN BRIGGS rtliVK4 THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ISFOKM A ;wlsfritd and the public generally, that is now settled in his NEW BUSINESS HOUSE, en the old stand next doM-to I. C. Harper A Co , -where can be found as grout an assortment :iu . lai-ge a stot'K ot ; Stoves and Ranges s can he fonnd in anyone house this side of ,'oruana,aniiaiu Low A. rifciols. U.LU.IJ WW JC-J.-iJ, Caatironj Brass & Enameled KETTLES, in great variety. Also, Tin, j Sheet Iron, C!ulvnizcl Iron, uul Coppmrarc, twav on 'hand, and made to order, AT LIV ING KATES . Call on XXl-m -Albanfr.OctolwM, 187.V5V5 CITY DBtJG STORE. Coraor First and Ells'wortk ets., ALBAXY, ORECOS." fc. SALT31ARSH, 4 W Hits agtiln talrtn charge of thh . City Drug Store, bavin? pnrchaed the entire itcrest of C. W Shaw, sdceessor to A. CxiotUers & Co., and is now receiving a Spieadid STs-w Stock, which, added to- tile Xoriner. renders it very coutplel la H the different depart tbents. Jfeling assured that ail can be sailed iu both Qality aad Price, ie oordially invites his old friends arid c-Hdom--- give him a call. i t . . . -' PP.S33P.IPTI01T3, u - . Kf 111 recet-tl Imife liate and -careful attention ft all laour, day auJ night. --HT PufO Wines and Liquors for modiclna purpose.. K.;sai-TMAKSII. Oct. X. T7-5T10 CITY MARKKT ! First atreet, S Xcoes st of Ferry, ALBASf, I OKEOX. n 01. ACHES, Ss GC3TS, Prop's. H AVISO pnrch.te 1 the Clry Marttet.T will irn Ronstxiillv- on band all kinds of. Meats - very best to be obtained in the market. I.wlll strive at all times to meet tlto wishes of fdi who may ravor me win ineir iruuaso. TU ptfnieene alivara inviled tn cull at my Uiop when in want ofmeit. fcTTlKi highest MtaT price paid lor POR VL. SIvI0sl3 New Goods I Xew Departure I Millinery aiip dressmaking. . MRS., O. L. PARKS, if AVINti PCHCHA9KD THE MILLINEUY AA Store latelV owned bv Mrs.-C. P. liavis. and having lust added thereto rtew invoice of late Choice Killiaexy'i' "Tsimaiags Bonncift, Hats. Ac.takes pleasure In-lm ltlng ladies of Albany and -a-icinity tra-call inspect tor lhem-elves Jllljfoods will be sold at prices Ibatiflefy coin?TetJitni Having socui-ed the services of a first class t Dressmaker ! lam prepared to cut, (it. and make dresses-In why style defired, at short notice and In a satis factory manner. - . . .. ' "" '' i ti..kin,iMii(n7 frtr children acneclalty . Store on north side of Flrt. east of Eilswortlr itreeu You are .n viteu g 17. 1879' -. lafallitle ladi&a Eeaeflies A Sure Shot For a TY'RV A RKinBSCK-tAMOXG U the Indian -tribes of the coast andttie inte rior, I have S;v l t he ifoo-t fort one to discover, from the "Mdkdne" men of ttso several tribes, n4 from otlior sou ree a jjti m bCr if remedies for diseases iricldenr tft ,this eonntry, conslst iof roots, Jierbs and bark, and having been solicited bv wif peorile Dt. thU Valley, who bave tricd'and proved tlie'erlicacyo them in disease, to proenre and ffer the sanM mr sale, I take this raezn of an n Mincing vto.all tliat, dnrinv the past season, have male an extend ed tour tlironsfh the monntains antTyalleys; lend have snenrel certain of thee remedies which are stire cure for T . .,.' - t ' ' r . - j. : . AT'-crver' ft-tid -A.g'W.e r .- . ... r.' - ' "' ' -- TBOse snffcrtas irorttAirue Who desire to- be hrw.-i,cai leave order at Mr. StrongVatore On yirst street, when l-wlil fnrnlsh tliO'Temedles. warranting a radical cure or I wtll demand io pav. . " t - ,- .','-- -';W. viOHSu . feKeniedles done up in ti packages.: 12-1 : 1 7 tMoat uand expenses guaranteed to hKtm til f Outfltfree- SaAW Ca, Anjrusfa. "Maine vUnaajl LEGAL. I.. FX.INK. E, I II AMBEBLAl.N. lxi.vx &. chamberlaix, Attorneys nt Law, ALJiAXT, - OATOO.V. OFFICE- In Foster's new brick block, first door to the lott, up i-tairs. vllnli J. C. POWELL, W. K. BH.YEU. I'O WALL dt BIL YEU, Attorneys t Law und Solicitors iii Clianccr). ALBAXY. - OHKfiUS. c OLLKCTIONS promntlvmade onall points. 1 .0:111 negotiated oh rcasonublo terms. Oliiec in X ostev's new block. nbsvll J. K. WEATIIEItrOBD, (XOTABY PUBLIC) Attorney at - Jcfsv. ALBAXY, OKKtiOS. ILL PRACTICE IS THCrAFKKRKNT courts of 1 be Slate. isiwcUU attention ji v- en to collections and proliute wmtteri. Opfick In Odd fellows' xvmpie. imviu I. II. X. IL(Hiaii5, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AI.1UXY, ori:uom. PROSIJT A'lTKMIOSi UIVFJI TO AI.I. business. - 22vi X. B. lit" Midi RET. C. E. WOLVERTOX. liuiaipliro)' .V Welverlun, Attorneys and touiiKelors nt Ijiw. WTl L I- PRAOTH.'E IN' ALL THE COURTS or tliisstate. o,kki'k in rroina.n' brick (upstairs) Albany, Oregon. Iln4 L. 13. JIOXTAXYE, Attorney at Tsiav, altiaxi-, oitxaoir. OFFICE 0:1 Fi FF'K'E Up'srairs, over John ISriggw" slore, reel. vnnin C. II. HEWITT, Attorney mid Counselor nt Law, Office, Old JW OJjly titling, Albany, Orrgrm. WILL pi; JILL PRACTICE in the different Coiirts of vlin.ii I). 31. COX LEV, ATTOKNEY AT LAW. o FKICE In Parrlsh block, north side 1'lrst .tri-iT. Ailuinv. l)r-L-(in. -.' Ail buyines piun;pi ly and i-jirefuily n?cnded vlinfii to. MEDICAL. B; at: savags, 11. Physician ami Surgeon, Fruniaim's Itrick, up ctairs, First street, s Albany, Oregon. vlinlK C. C. liELLY, M. I., PHYSIC1A1T 5 SUH&E02T. AI.HAST, oit::u?. OFFICE .IN MilLWAINf BKICR.. BLOCK. Kei-i-'.'-'i-e one door north of brooui faeto-i-v, Lvon street. Ilvl3 I. W. BALtABn, M. D. J- M. POWELL, M. I. BALLARD & POWELL, Physicians & Surgeons, 1.EIJAX0S, oni;uos. OKKirF.- At Lebanon Irng Store. 12n2 Jl Xll S F. W!IIT1., ARTIST, Fresco, Sign, Scene. A.L Iictoi-itil I ii intiiig". DEMOMVft A PPKCIALTY. Iter. in K an l 7. 1iirrih blwk.corner First an-1 Ferry nreet. Albany, Oregon. CLARK, SUH ESViIt .lO J. IS. V1ATT, oenler in HeaYj and Shelf Hardware, Iron, Steel ami Ieeiqies". Tools, First door east of S.' E. Yo'Jng, f-n.LVy, (vllntOj OJiEGOX. ST. CHARLES HOTEL, ALMAS Y, : . OKEtioN, l?rs. C. Ilouk, Proprietor. THIS HOI.'SE -1ms been thoroitjrTily overhnul e'i and renovated. -and placed in first class conditioner the uccoiuinodiition of its guests, tiood Siinlbie lloom tor Cotiiuiereial Traveler. General Staro Oflice. foi- Cor vail is. Independ ence and 1 x-banou. t'ree t'oaeli to anil fioiu the lioiise. vlln4 WILLEBT & BLT MCTI, Manufacturers of Carriages and Wagons. LATSTiE stock CarriBges and TVasonsconstant ly on band. e-T K'-mii ing and job work done at short notice and in the n.ost skilfull manner. .- 5ft-l fjH ferry Street, Albany, Or. JAMES DANNAL3, Dealer and Manufacturer of SOLID WALNUT BEDROOM SETS Kn Voneering No Sham. AfooOrhenn Ash, Manle and Pine Sitit-. Spring lUvis, Pure Hair -Matrasses. Also Moss, Wool, Ptilu and St raw lied on hand an '1 made nt Lowest lbites. Work and g.ods warranted as represent i. Corner fiveeod anil Ferry St., VI ban y. 1.0 TITUS X5XtO., tewelrs, REGVLATFSG TIMK-IECf & Ins Jewelry a sixscialty. Call. A uni Atfealts for "fSew.K mc" SewIoK M- pnvailinv ii3 awi nit? "".r j- M hcti)"" il. UAbtrr ft Co., Portland, . Pen Brndsliawc. "Yep, sir ye. Mr. Clive Soulard, I've made np my mind. If you are bent on marrying a woman who doesn't care one fig tor yon, you're at liberty to do so." "Very well, Pen." Mr. Clive Soulard spoke very quietly, and bent his handsome eyes on the girl with an expression of mingled noncha lance and atmiFcment. 1 "I don't' coiirider :t very well, Mr Soulard," she went on, nettled by his quietude. "It may he well tor you, who marry metor,my money, and eo et all you want, it's bad, and wicked, and cruel, and you know it." "Ah? Indeed, Peo, I was r.ot aware that the advantage of this arrange ment were not mutual. I am sure I supposed it a purely business matter on both cides." "To be sure ; but yon have every thing to gain, and I everything to lose." The shadow ot a rlusdi arose in Ci.ive So-.ilard'n cheek, but it was gone before Penelope Bradsl.awe saw it, and he answered, in the light,. careless tone he had used all along : "If you mean by gain that T give np poverty tor wealth, the miseries of bach elorhood for married blessedness, I don't know but you'ie right as !o tl at, but even then what do I gain that you don't ? You can have the money without me more than I can have the money without you : and really, Pen, if you arc lovely as a Peri, I think I lay some claim to the good looks ut Antonio eh, Pen?" runniiig his slender white fingers through die halo ut bronse-brown curls that covered his handsome head, and e::ding a laughing glance into the mirror o.pp"site, that reflected a tace beautiful almost as a woman's. . "Tut-h, fraid .Pen, co'oring wiih im patierce, "I don't think that this is any lime to talk nonsense and make fun." "Perhaps not," he replied, with a hopelessly comical sigh, "but I can't help being jolly, dear; it in't every day one gets a fortune and a wife m a breatii, and without the trouble of ask ing for c ilher." "You haven't g'ot the wife yet, Clive Soulard, and it you were a man you wouldn't take her on such conditions." "Conditions? I didn't know there were any. It's the moi.ey is condition al, not the wife." 1 Poor Pen was ready to cry with vex ation. The handsome, provoking fel low only laughed at her, whatever the said. , She might protest a much as she liked against the match which her uncle had planned so arbitrarily, making the inheritance ot his money conditiotial on these iwo marrying. Cfiye Soulard only, laughed at her and made jesting responses to all her appeals. Penelope Uradshawe had been brought up as the adopted child and heiress of her ir.icle, Reese Prad.bawe. A year before this uncle had died, leav ing a will which was not to bo optned till he had been dead twelve months. That will, beine read at the appoint ed time, proved to contain the some what arbitrary dictum that his beloved neiro should not have his money with out she married his beloved cousin. Olive Soulard, 'the said'CPve being still single at the opening of the will. Pen Urad-liawe was an exceedingly pretty girl, but contrary, captions and self-willed, as pretty girls are apt to be, and she trowned in the most decided manner upon the unexjiected tenor ot her uncle's will. It he had given Clive halt the property she 'wouldn't have minded, but to force her to malce her choice lietween proverty and. Clive to oblige a saucy little flirt like her to marry nybody was abominable. She forgot, even in her own mind, to add to the sum ot her grievances on the subject the tact that the provofciiig will cut short the most delightful fitlle flir tation Miss Pen had ever indulged in. She had known Clive all her life indeed, they were distant cousins, and Clive had spent a good share of his boy hood and inort of hit vacations during school and college day?, it Uncle Bad shawe's house, where pretty Pen alter nately; petted and plagued the life out ot him. - - ;- ". "'- 'v ; . It was bad enough to be snubbed and coaxed by so pretty a girl as Pen .while he was in jackets and she ui pinafores, but to have such a state of things con linne-y well jtc was highly . Unpleasant to CHve Soulard that he could not con ceal his exultation at the1 turn which, was .necessarily given to affairs by the terras of Uncle Reese's will! : T tie at once dropped the suppliant air, and became nonchalant, carele-s and at his eae provoitingly so, one must allow, under the circumstance. Pen Bralshawe could scarcely be Ulan," ed for not liking the tables turned upon her iu this summary maimer. She persisted that she didn't like Clive one bit, not that way, but she couldn't give up her heiress-ship and be a poor 6ewing-girl like Kitty Bryce, or a music-teacher like Ellen Steele, or, in short, be poor at all, and so she told Clive she'd marry h:m just for that one reason, and no other. If he had a mind to take her, knowing .she didn't love him, and never' expected to, and that she thought it a shameful piece ot busi ness altogether a cruel conspiracy against a poor girl who. couldn't help herself "vhy, he could. .For her part, she should be afraid to marry anybody that felt toward her as she did toward CI ive Soulard, etc, studying to say whatever she judged was best calculated to provoke her pros pective spouse outot that sorry noncha lance lie tiad only so lately assumed. But C'liye was not to be provoked. He assured Pen that it made no sort of difference her not loving him the mon ey was the main .object which assur- ance, strangely enough, did not comfort Pen a particle, or make her one whit m re resigned to her fate. lie utterly declined withdrawing his claim, either to the money 01 Pen. The possession 'ot the former being conditional upon the latter. How could he? he gravely questioned. Pen thought, if he were not utterly selfish instead of forcing her into marrying a man she didn't like, he would refuse to fulfill the condition ot the will himself, and so generously bestow upon her the property and freedom at the same time But Clive disclaimed all pretensions to unselfishness, and candidly told he,r it she had stich an invincible rcpng'ir.nce to him she had better give up the prop erly and secure her freedom at the i sime time. lie thought it would be a rity to mar ry a man she disliked so much as she seemed to do.' Xow with him it was different. lie diuii't dislike Pen by any means ; he was rather thankful, on the whole, that der old tJiule Krese hadn't thrown Ann Thompson in his way instead of Pen Bradshawe ; he eould think of plenty ot worse incum brances to a flue property like that than Pen. Yai-tly consoling this style of ta-;k, was it not? Was he laughing at her, or was he " in earnest ? Had he only lieen playing wiih her all that past time, when he seemed to live on her smiles when a frown or & petulant word would1 make him apparently the most wretched of men 1 or had he. (oh J most heart-rending supposition) the money, in view all the time, and only sought her to secure that? Il looked like it, certainly this sud den assumption of indifference to her pleasure ; this open exultation at the terms of her Uncle's, will. Pen, the beautiful, the bewitching, the tantaliz ing, was quite nonplused. If she really thought, if she were positively certain, that he wasnjt doing this to plague her, that he didn't care for anything but the money, she wouldn't have- him to save his life ; shed go off and be a gover ness, or take in sewing for a living be fore she would marry him. No, she would n't either ; in that case she'd have him out of spite. In short, beside having a natural shrinking from sewing tor a living, Pen,' consciously or otherwise, did not dislike her, future spouse quite to trie extent she pretended. Somewhere in - her capricious heart there wss a soft place for Clive Soulard all the time. f He was so handsome, so graceful, all the ether girls were in love with him if she were not. ' And so the weeks wore away. till the wedding-rlay ; Clive, light-hearted, careless, laughing, banteringly sympa thetic, ten tjmes as handsome and agreeable as he had ever been, but not in the least lover-like anything but that ; Pen, sulky and saucy by turns, but really ra.iserable, and secretly, for a reason she could hot confess to herself, but much less so to Clive Soulard. Pen, the invincible, was in love at last, and' pt all men, with Clive Sou. lard. If Clive suspectetf it he kept his suspicion's to himself, and. never by any chsnce dropped word or look that could be conf-trued as symptomatic of the tender passion. The change in Pen Bradshawe since the reading of her uncle's will was too marked not to be apparent. People commented variously upon it. Some pitied her for being compelled to a mar riage so distasteful ; others thought, with Clive Soulard, that, if-it was dis. tasteful, she alone, was to blame it she did not choose the uiterest proverty in preference to it. Pen, meanwhile meditating-and spe culating constantly upon Clive's chang ed demeanor, concluded at last that he was as indifferent to her as he pretended to be ; and she resolved, if nothing oc curred before the wedding day, to refuse then to marry . him, .whether or no. She had. ma,de all the usual prepara tions. Her dressing-room was s'.rewn with snowy lace, silks, and muslins; the bridesmaids fur tlie occasion were being duly drilled and otherwise got ready for their part in the approaching c -remony. The wedding morning came. Forth from her chamber floated the bride, clad in flowing snow, and sur rounded by her bridesmaids, like the queen-rose In a garden ot blossoms; forth stepped the bridegroom, handsome, graceful, light of heart and exultant Penelope let him take her hand and lead her forward, without lifting her e-es till they stood at the very altar steps. Then, suddenly, she looked np, first at him, then at the assembled guests, and, drawing her hand from him, she said with slow, deliberate enunciation : "I cannot do it. Better proverty, better wretchedness, better anything than such a marriage as this. I have changed my mind. Good friends, it U a pity to disappoint yon, but thert will be no wedding to-day." So saying, sho glided through the as tonished groups, and left them staring breathlessly alter her. The luckless bridgroom knew not what to say or to do or where to look. He was taken at a disadvantage; wound, ed full sore at a point r here, being ten der, but unsuspicious, he had not Buffi- cier.tly guarded himself. Was it the mortification, the slight, the being so pub'icly rejected by &o lovely a girl as Pen Bradshawe? Or did his very inmost heart quail with tear at the thought of losing her after all, a woman who, with all her coquettish . fiivolousness, was worth more to him than all other women to gether than twenty fortunes like the one she forfeited to him by refusing to become 1. is wife ? . Certainly CHve Soulard's handsome face, had suddenly taken the line of death, and his yoicq was unsteady, as he tried to murraer something that sounded like a contused apology or explanation of this strange coutrelemps. The guests fell into little whispering knots, tiie clergyman who was to have officiated looked confounded, and the bridal attendants stole half-frightened, curious glances at Clive Soulard, who, with his eyes do vneast, his whole ap pearance expressive ot the agitated con flict going on within him, stood Strug, gling vainly to recall his self-possession. Presently he drew uearer the clergy man, said something inaudible to others and with a half-deprecatory glance left the room. In a stupefaction scarcely less than Ins, Penelope had managed somehow to reach her own chamber again, and was silting amid the chaotic array of bridal gear that strewed the room, when a timid, kuock sounded at her door. All her energies rallied at the sound;. Pausing deliberately to rouge her white cheefis, she waited for a second knock, and opene'I the door. It was Soulard himself ' who stood there, palid yet resolute, agitated but d e term i bed. Fire seemed to flash from hi hand some eyes as they met hers ; his nostrils quivered and dilated. He-looked his true self manly, not easily baffled this time. It was on Pen's lips to say, in the as surance ot the triumph she fell to be hers:' "Oh, it is yon wit?" but in stead she caught at the door unsteadily and said : "Oh, Clive, Clive ?" ,. "Do you love me, Pen?. That is what I came lor what I will Vuow." j "You haven't any right td ash me, CHve, atter after all , you've said, and done to make me think you didn't care a straw. lor me or anyinuig dui me money ," aid I'erf, falteringly. - r -.... VI was foolish,' trying to pay off old scores, that's all. I love , you better than my life, Pea. If you're not going o share it with me I'll make a bonfire of Uncle Reese's fortune and shoot my self afterward. ; Will yon come now ?" Perhaps that particular bevy of wed ding guests wailing below never expe rienced a profound er sensation than when the drawing-room door opened again and Clive Soulard marched in with the look ot a conquering hero, conducting Pen Bradshawe, blushing, smiling and tearful, but evidently glad and willing. They walked straight to the old place the minister managed to keep his senses under the mo-t trying circumstance, the words were said the twain made one ; and if one might Judge frora.tfie expression ot the .eye. and countenance two happier people than these never wore matrimonial chains. Why It Mdn't o. A Brooklyn parent gave his daughter on her eighteenth birthday, a handsome wa'ch, which he had purchased from a jeweler with whom he was on friendly terms. One night ..the girl toreot to wind it, and in the morning the hands and wheels were motionless. Sho took it for granted that she had used the watch carelessly, and that something was broken inside. She did not like to say any thnig to her father about it, but, going to a Fulton-street jeweler the next day, asked him tolook at the watch and see what was the matter with it The jeweler took it, put a magnifying glass before his ; eye, opened the case, touched the wheels with a pick, and re. marked that it needed cleaning, as it was very dirty. On inqiiriug the cost ot such an operation, she was told that it would be $2.50. The young lady was amazed, tor she had had the watel only three days, and was reluctant to believe that it required so extensive a renovation. She passed on to the best known jeweler's store in Brooklyn and, handing the watch to the .man at the counter, preferred the same . request as before.. He went through the same process of inspection, and said the hair. spring was broken and the watch needed cleaning. Inquiring the cost again, she was fold it would be $4. She said she would see her father bon, it, ai d at night when he came bome she told him of her day's doings, and said his friend must have cheated him. Her father took the watcli to Xew York iu 4.he morning, and in the course ot the day stepped into his friend's store where he bought it, and asked him to look at it and see why it had stopped. His friend after looking at it a moment, .took op the key, and winding it np handed it back with the remark: "No watch will run un'ess it is kept wund up." -. - Stomp. The popular idea that mushrooms grow only iu the night is not correct; their growth is nearly equal day and night. Gold is entirely unaffected by atmos pheric action or influences. Silver be comes dull, but gold retains its native luster. ". r- - . - i Clonet and Ritter, working separated ly, have each discovered that all com mercial grape sugar contains arsenic in small quantities. The. Portuguese are about to send a new and well organized expedition through Africa, especially to survey the Zambeze River, j i , Half the cases of sickness are brought On by the morbid and excited: imagin ation ot the victim. Intense fear of a disease will produce it. The gas consumed annally in Paris amounts to p.500,0p0,000 cubic feel, and costs. $10,000,000, or nearly $5 a year for each inhabitant. Shoemakeis' wax has been used with success in Glasgow to illustrate to the students of . natural philosophy,' in a model, tlie flow ot glaciers. , A work published by Dr. Bateman, In opposition to the doctrines of Darwin, was recently, brought to the. attention of the French Academy of Sciences. The improved French method of pre serving wood by the application of lime is found to work well. The plan is to pile the planks in a tank, and to put over all a layer of quick lime, which is gradually slacked with water. Timber tor mines requires about a week to be thoroughly imrreonated . . James Maclear. the chemist, whose alleged discovery of the art of making diamonds has caused some commotion in Great Britain, recently .delivered an address on the antiquity of chemical science before the. Philanthropic Society ot Glasgow. He believed that cl.emisi try was known and practiced -in India at least two thouband years before the Christian era. ' KelasbrlnktaiMS. Ironing a shirt is a pressing necessity. ' The life of a gambler is all play anl 7 no work. Trade dollars make a, big noise oa aV - church plate. . . . .... - -,- . An honest count is the noblest trerSt of politicians. Some folks in Boston put two 'gV i in tragedy. i; . Walking-matches ought to be prehib. jted during leap year. The organ greatly relieves the MT Deum'o church service. Maine is full of law. AH it wmnta now is a little better order. When a wedding is put off, did yerf ever notice how the gossips go oiT : The avemge church cboir is . raorf, la need ot an organizer than tn organist.: " ; The pilgrim'j progress in thin world - is not helped by a bunion. . . i. .;f i, . It is a dull day when a railroad is not projected from Kansas City 4... tJVr It is now demonstrated, that thereir' styx rises somewhere up in the Michii gan pineries. . . . .ri;, .1, Tbey can raise almost anything in Cat. ifornia exceptthe standard of morality, j.; Greece has lost her -most avctenfc Athenian, at the age pt 130. He neve!' took medicine Until he was 129. "It is notour pnrpose to discuss tide matter'' says ,the Boston Times after it has discussed a whole column of It. Aberden, Ohio, is the Gretna Green of America, and old Squire Beasly fa the chap wl o acts as chaplain. A celebrated Chinese engineer has iav ventcd a new style of engine. We prr sume it must go. ( .. .. ., A pet cow belonging to ti lady., in vannah (Ga.) recently died of old. ,g The owner mourns for the lost caws. ,,. Japan has iron coins worth about 100th of one cent. They are alleged V be chiefly used for alms and offerings ta god . , . . . ,. j-i-j -if A sunday-sch,ool , boy. ..was. asked if his father was a Christian., He replied "Yes, but he is not working at it much now." - , . ; . A boot maker has this extraordinary ' announcement in he wjjw,: "Ladieer will be sohl as IdwVs i $ibeut a pair. ' An oil maid, speaking of marriage, says it's like ,any other disease-- while there is life there is hope. , Alfonso borrowed 2,000,Q00',.tp...gi married on, and he doesn't consider it throne away. , : . . " lfl The present -w'nter promises to be en unusually hard one-.00 ministers, as do nation parties are more fashionable than ever. The editor, ot the Atchison, XEjts.), Champion has a black eve. , He explains it by saying:'." A tel'owcaue in and set tled today.' ... . . ... A man arrested for firing a bars), whereby its contents- were - destroyed, said he didn't know it was loaded. The Philadelphia Vtem baa a depart ment tor lovers, and says: "A lady thoroughly competent to decide lovw questions is in charge." There is a rumor that Keely, the motor man, has turned bis attention to a machine for.sticking pins through si ' starched collar. ...i , t Jack, the Ute chief, is a Mormotl priest. . . - . , 1 - '- . ;1V'- Parnell has been in America twice before. - : Gambetta is growing thin and bil hair is getting white. , .- : Yanderbilt gave about $25,000 i Christmas presents. ; r ... -- Secretary Thompson smokes from tea to fifteen cigars a day. ...... ,: . .. . Charles Francis Adams pays ft tax oa $747,000 in Boston. . Don Carlos drives, daijy in Paris in phaeton drawn by four nl'uleL. . , r Thurlow Weed awJLhe .firsj ftean., boat and rode on the first railway carVi( Washington counts Gen. Sherman sg a most indefatigable man of society. . . Robert Clinton, Wright,,, the .old and best .known American merchant La Brazil, is dead, ... ; . . ' . Robert Mitchell of Cincinnati pre sented ten members of bis., family witll $50,000 each for christtnas. .. .', ',' i t Ex-Senator Pomeroy of.Kasas bsj.ft, gold mine in. North Carolina whbK pays him $1,000 i .week.,-y ' r ).:ti Colonel Tom Scott began his . eireei as a railroad man in ;lhe ,ca,paioity - s4 station agent at HollidaysburgPft. , ; ; Charles H. S. Williams, the Bostoa lawyer who was recently drowned , Coucpfd, Mass., while skating, bad $51,000 Insurance on bis life. It having been stated that 'canned? persimmons were among the stores of the Bennett arctic expedition as a pr-. Tentative of scurry, ibe Cincinnati Sat prday Night asks if the longest persica mon will reach the pole? - - - - ' 7 V