NO. 24.
VOLUME IX.
ALBANY, OREGON, M AllCH 9, 1877.
BUSINESS CARDS.
JOHN CONNER,
A N K TNG
-AX I
Exchange Office,
ALBANY, OKHJOX.
TKPOSITS RECEIVE!.! sa-BJELT TO
. 1 cht'rk ill siu'ht- a s
Interest allowed .m time deposit
Kxclutnge. on Portland. Mil" r rancisi o,
ami New York. fir sale al lowest n'"';,1
Collections nm-leaiid promptly i1! , '
Refers 1 II. W.Corbelt, Hcury taili"..
W.S. IjKlll. , , Af
l&inkitig hours from S A. 31. to l .
Al'nuiy, Feb. 1, 1S71-22v3
II. J. ISOCIITO, M. !-,
'i liinriTC OF THE I SH .KJI
I r i 'nii.-'o of New York, bite
mem'licr of IVIIevieu Hospital Medical Col-
I College ot
H.'llivimi IlttoO
l.-ire. Xct ot'k. UKKU-K
In A. Curothers
) .V t'.V drii!; .-.tore, Allwny. Oregon.
TIIK BAY TEAM MIM. UTB,
vn IS KLOIKISlllXG I.IKK ARUKF.N 1
tiv... Tlmnkl'ul for past favors.
mill uiKliin-' to merit the con tm nance oi
. i... ihi- II VY TEAM will always lie
ready. nil family found, to do any hauling
-within tin- i-uy nraiis ior a n hwiiiunu
eomnensnt ion. 1 el ivory t UmMla
horrialt.V. A. . A1IMHJ'.
- 1 . ...f . .1 .if
1 1 xji'l ,
joiin schmeer,
-PEA I. Kit IX-
Groceries & Provisions,
AI.15ANY, OP.EGOX.
nS JCST OPKS F.I 1 IIS N K W C.nOCF.Tl
clablishiiie nt ihi coiiiurof Ellsworth
mul First siri--ts, with a fiiwh stock of
inMi-ries, Provisions, Candies, CV-iars. To-Irui-o.
r., to w hich he invites the atten
Hon of our citizens.
In connection with the store he will keep
a Uakcrv. and will always have on hand a
lull supply of l'reli bread, c-ruckers, &e.
fcjr Call and see me.
JOH SCIIMEETt.
Felwnarr 1G-21V4
ALLJANY FOUNDllY
Anil
Machine Shop,
A. F. CIIGKKY Proprietor,
ALRANY, OKEGOX,
Manufactures Steam Engines,
Flour ami Saw Mill Macliin-
VOOD AVOrJvlXG
AGRICULTURAL W.ACHINERY,
And all kiittfs of
IKON ASD BASS ASTIJIS.
Particnlnr atU-ntina paid U repairing all
tcindsof machinery. 41v
Barker Stlio S
T- B. IIOYAL
HAS OPKSKO a WirherShiipon iirst Btreet
one door west of Thompson & Irvma's har
ness sImmv lre be will Isj pl.-.is. d t. meet 11
who wish work in his line. Th.n.ktul tor past
trt.nae. he pes by eke Kttf Htion to Imsi-
ess to uerit & continuance n mc ...u... ...
keepeoii-iia-mtly on liaiid a full snnpiy oi
Ierluinery find Hair Oils,
the best assortment in town. Come and see
Albany, Or., February 25, 1S7S-23V8
S. C. STOSE, M. I.,
Physician and Surgeon,
BUOWSSVILLK, OHKUO.N.
OFFICE At the WK Store. 27 v 8
AlTsany
Bath Hous8 &Jiarbcr SI np,
na irvDEtBTRNEI) VOCTA IltSi SCT-
I rnllv tlmnk the citizens of AI1m.ii aiiivl
cinity for the liljera.1 patromiae Im-siow :3 ra
him for the past seven yearand hoie3 f r th
futnrea continuation of their tavors. F irtlH
WHimmixlatlon of transient cnslomer , nc
friends in the wpper part of town, he tai. pen
ed A neat little shop next door to T ayio : 3ios
Saloon, where a irMd worknmn will alw tyels
n attendanee to wait upon Pt
J. D. MCFAE1.AXI. W. MORGAN.
MO It i AX & 5IcFAItLAXI,
REAL ESTATE AGENCY I !
AXI
EMrLOYJIEXT OFFICE,
Kext Door to Well, Fans & ' F.xpre
Office, AllMiny, Orejcon.
WE ABE rRF.PAKEI TO FlrBSISH EMI
Krants and others Rood lmreains m farms
and small homesteads in Unn and adjoining
counties. Farms ia value and size to suit pui-
eAlso?"etty property, both Improved and tm-
Imnroved. .
Kentin:; farms and city property, and collec
tions of nil kinds, promptly attended to. ,
Oi facilities tor advertising wUl enaoic
to do nore for onr patrons than any
Uiuci
Ajwncy in tiHj r-iaie in our line.
We also pay iec.l attention to theemploy-
ment and lalior exchange department.
Altmny, May Ktf.
Raising and Moving Buildings.
WE THE rrXDERGXED BEG LEAVE TO
announce to tlm citiwins of Allwiny and
WTKWimting conn try that, having snpplied onr
fwlves with tlie nwrasnry machinery for rais-
WiH aim removing miiiuims, we aren-anlvat alt
timee to receive orders for snch work, "whreh
w wmi (toot snort tinier ai lowest rates, we
rawwntee enUre M.Usfaction In all work under
"ordS left at the Rkgctkb office promptly
menteaio. Appiy to.
Alba, BANTY, ALLEN ft CO.
Or-, April 23, 1S75.
2sv7
$999
untne made nv overv n'rtnt. 1
verv month in the lnulnou r
lurniiiii, tlio, Wlllln'. ,r 1
work can easily earn adoren rtoU I
lam a day right in their own lix-ahties. Have
no room to explain here. Itnsinese pleasant
tnd honoraoie. omen . ana ooys ana. girls io
a well as men. We will furnish von a mm.
Tflete Outfit free. The bnsiness pnys better than
anything else. We will bear expense of start
ing you- Particular free. Write and we.
T,rmn and mechanics, their sons and daueh- I
nl all classes in need of pitying work at
kmiLiilinnldwrite to us about the work
nntn. Scrw is the time. IKnrt delay. Addresa
TSUK Ml.. ASiista, .uuiiie. umiii
SAMUEL. E. YOUNG,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in.
DRY GOODS,
CLOTHING,
GROCERIES,
BOOTS & SHOES,
THRESHERS,
REAPERS & MOWERS,
WAGONS, PLOWS,
SEED DRILLS,
BROADCST SEED
SOWERS, ETC.
First street, Albiiuy, Oregon.
Term? : - - Cash.
St, Charles Hotel,
Corner Washington bimI First Sts.,
ALBANY, OREGON,
Matthews & Morrison,
PROPRIETORS.
House, newlv furnished throughout. The
best t lie market atl'ords always ou t he tabic.
Free Coach to and from the House.
I II CIS IV I is
Livery iFee& Stable
CORXKU WASHINGTON 4 FIltST STS.,
MARSHALL, Proprietor.
CAItRIAOES, 1H tililKS, It At
hH-s-s to lt on reasonable terms.
Horses Ixwrded by tne day or weeiv.
1 w ill have, some of the gayest ru;s ever turn
ed ont of a livery stable in Albany.
g-iy- llEAUSli and cairiages furnished for fu
nerals. Give mo a call when yon want to ride.
Allianv ,5Iareh 10, 1S7Ck2ov8
iHAHDWAHE!
BOLTS all srr.os aul leseri-.-.....
A- irVneral MII1LF IIAK1-
WAKi: a l ull ami complete as
sortment. Stoves, Tinware, Pumps, Hose.
Tin, Coper, Zinc ana Sheet Iron.
on mum .
The Goldsmith Range,
THE BEST MADE.
CROCKERY WARE,
The largest and most complete assortment in
1 UC IHJ
Keeps -all kinds of
OILS & WHITE LEAD.
TllC Finest &. INirest Liquors
Always on hand, to be sold for medicinal uses.
rBeKirinif "onu neatly, at short notice,
ami 'AuiiA.NTfciJ.
j. (iUAwroiii,,
Fir.it sinici. Albany, Orcb'"'1-
1127 VS
THE ACT J'lUKVATIVE.
Printiii by hand.
Printing ly steam.
Printing from lyio.
Or fruin blocks by Uie ixam.
Printing in black.
Printing in wliKo.
Printing in colors,
Ot sombre or bright.
Printing lor merchants.
And ianil agents, too;
Priming tor any,
AVho have printing to do.
Printing for bankers
Clerks, auctioneer,
Printing for druggists,
For dealers iu wares.
Printing for drapers.
For grocers, for all
"Who want printing done.
And will come and sec "Coix."
Printing of pamphlets,
Or bigger books, too ;
In tact, tliere are few thiug3
But what we can dov
Printing of placards,
l'nnting oi inns.
Printing of carte-notes
For stores or for mills f
Printing of labels,
AH colors or use, sirs.
Especially tit for
Webfbot prodaccrs.
Printing ot iorm3
AH sorts you can get
Legal, commercial,
Or "House to be let. "
r,ntin ,1onp nnlcklv.
I (- i "
Bold, stylisli or neat.
At the Register Printing-oQicc,
Corner ot First and Ferry Street.
IISviiT Delivery, at Living j
lfiatcs.
. i-rK-n ino.i, out the dliv8rv htismess ot
Mr. IwisStimson, 1 oeg leave "
the eitistens and business men of AJIiany, tliat
1 1 - , ' " ' r- - - - . ,
: ITJ. . ... .ill who nuiv tfive
I will lie happy to serve all who may fcivw
I have on tlie streets an express aim J""
Xilor-lera wiU bo prompUy attended to at
i reasoniuiie nto. it,., cinns of Hell A
I onlers may be left at the Drug Store of Jseu
I Parker.
VIRGIL PARKEE.
BOOK STORE
JXO. FOSIIAY,
DEALER IX MISTELLANEOUP BOOKS,
tkdiool Books. Hiank Books, stationery
at I Fancv Articles. .
I hxks imported to order, at bhorteiit jiossihle
' "vuce. vjiiju
MEDICAL.
G. W. WILCOX,
Ilomooopatliio Pliysician.
OFFICE withTlr. K. II. firiffln.lFii-st street,
Albany, Oregon. fci7ChronicI diseases a
specialty. 2(iv8
J. S. CALLAWAY, M. .,
A FT Fit A PliACTICR (lie nii'imivv x.-i t
IV twenty-eight years, in the Slates of Illinois,
Indiana unci Iowa, has ixM-manent.lv located
in Albany, Oregon. OFFICE At l")r. I'lum-
mcr's lrug Store. KKSIDISNCK Corner of
Montgomery ami Eighth, streets, northeast, of
railroad depot. vtsnr0j
J. LIXSEY HILL, HI. D.,
OFFICE -At Tk-ll & Parker's new drug store.
RF.si PENCE -Second street, bet ween rail
road and Montgomery. tS-tl
LEGAL.
P. 21. MILLER,
Attorney sxt Law
Albany, Oregon.
WILL PRACTICE in the ditlercnt courts of
the Slate. Sjiecial attention given to the
collection of all claims entrusted to his care,
and prompt returns made. stT" Investigation
of Titles, Conveyancing, and all Prolialo Mat
ters care fully and punctual! v attended to.
Office on First St., next to Vox I ho. n23v9
I. It. BI.At'liBl K',
ATTOHNEY AT LAW,
r.EOVXSVlLLE, LIXN CO., OGN.
IKOMPT ATTENTION OIVEN TO ALL
business.
2iv
J. C. POWKLL. It FI.IXN.
PONVETX & FLIXX,
Attorneys A t'oimsellors at Law and So
licitors ill iiauir ry,
Allianv. OiX"jron
Colleetions made and 0011-
veyances promptly aiienuou 10.
CIIAS. E. WOLYEBTOX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ALBAS Y, OUKGOX.
WILL practice in all the Conrts in the Stale.
ikfk'K iii Fromaus brick, over Dodd's
hardware stoi-e. iii'jvs
MISCELLANEOUS.
Pictures aittl Picture Frames.
E. 13. JPTJROOM
Would nimoiince to the citizens of Albany and
vieimt v. that he is prctiarcd to furnish all kinds
of I'R'i'l ItK 1UAS' :iS to order, at short notice.
I'ict u res fi-.imed. and old iratiics retaireit. -uo
at bisodice on First street, one door west of
Broadalbin, and leave your oraun.
W. IS. I1AIIAM,
(LATE OF MICHIGAN)
3Ierchant Tailor,
KKKIf5 always on liand Doeskms.t assmieres
Vcstimrs. etc.. a lanrer and betier stock
than ever licfore broiiKht to this market.
Cuts and makes to order all styiesoi i ioiiiins
for men and boys, at reasonable rates, gnarait-
tMfiimr Aiilifiu-tuill.
Shop on First street, next ooor to t.iiy .nar-kc-t.
lately occupied by lr. E. U. Smith. S-8
THE METZLER CHAIR
rpiIIS I TO IXFOKM TIIK ri'RI.W THAT
A no elinir i;oes from my lacloi y wit liont my
name Uioii ll . All oi nei-s arc i-.'.ise uiiuaiions
.ml sliimlil be so remirdcd. All lTsons are
liercby warned aurainst at tempt hi any suck
miiiobitioii upon my ciisiomei-s.
J. ill.. i.UJlilV(
EVEUYBODY
BUYS THEM.
TTAVIXO .11 PT P.ECEIVEI) A I. A If h. s-1 1 1 1 -
J A mi nl of ibeti-lebialeuiiewstylecouiuiiieu
ify'iW and 1-Ji'Oit least
STATES3IAX GRAIX DRILL,
direct frrrni the factory, am now offering extra
of 1 he best farmers in the Suite are now usin;
iiimicciiiems 10 ii:e uumis i
iii. -in
S:ivint peed and an incrcaseu yuuix oi grain
is I be result ot drilling.
Can be used eij.uauy weu as a
Irill or Broadcast Scetfcr.
The STATESMAN GRAIN" UKILL has licen
" Wari':rKiiisat my IlUicksniith Shop, comer of
.ni 1 v- i i iiriw .-il lir 1 bis vt-ar.
Second and ElLswoith streets, Aiuaiiy, uigou.
FKAAK wood.
March 31, 187G-23
FOR
BLANK DEEDS,
Neatly executed,
Call a the Register Office
AilVH flay at home. Agents wanted, out nt
terms free. TUU E & Co., Augnsta.Me.
STERLINGS' EXPRESS
FROM
VIA-
GARDINER AND SCOTTSBURG,
I Couneetiiig with M1, Fnneo & Co.'a
KapreiiS nt urain tMtiou, oil
14017DATS an! TSTOSDATS,
returning on
TDXS3ATS a&l FEH5ATS.
All Business Entrusted to my
Care Promptly Attended Xo.
Fatros&go of tlie Putlic Solicitod.
JAS. A. STERLING.
Dec. 8,lS70-nlIv9
Attention, Fruit Growers:
the same when deli vered r tl nn10se
nitv.a nin tm ttii'mshcd lo all lor me jiuriwse
of Irt-inging their fruit tjV.1!?,, ..Vsandnot
Fruit should be picked from the trees anu not
; brnisetl. , . , , T,rti4uilar
i!If..L..i, i.ki riiie.
gamer iw-u. AiXJKJt PAKKER,
A. AliAOXiA
Albany, JmyaWuJl 5
i.na.APU .il'TIIF. AT.T)Ef FRUIT 1
' I '"; '"tYZ " X . ihirthev will put the "HW BaAJtrHF!
..... nre n-ailv tor use. and wilt pay asu ror i , .i, ..., ,
JOHN BRIGGS
TAKES TITIR OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM
his friends and the public generally, that
he is now settled m ma
NEW BUSINESS HOUSE,
on the old stand next doorto P. C. Harper & Co ,
whei-c? ein le found as great an assortment and
as larjto a stock of
Siwes SLnd Eiancnfis
nl,n4v,fAnmiin nn-o nun house this Hide of I
Portland, and at a9
LOV PRICE.
AtSO
Ciistirou, BJ i-hss &. Iininclctl
KETTLES, '
in great variety. Also,
Tin,
Sheet Iron,
CSuIvunizetl Iron
unci '
Copperware,
always on hand, and made to order, AT LIV
ING KATES.
Call on
Albany, October 22, 1875-5VS
..AND..
GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS
Fall & "Winter Styles.
M HAKDf CONSTANTLY RECEIV'M
.AT....
In Froinan's Xcw Block,
FIRST STKEET, ALBANY.
A complete stock of all the
LATEST STYLES . IN CLOTHING
AXD...
Gentlemen's Underwear.
EOOTS. I XII5I1KIJ.AS, OVERSHOES, XECK-
TIES, OVERALLS, GLOVES, ETC.
Sztra
cf Clotiir.fr a Specialty.
t:- Orders taken for Clothins, Shirts, ex.,
and m-i W AKU.VNTKll.
,A lair fchare of custom respect fully solicited.
i.. t:. iti.Ai.N.
Albanj-, Oregon, Xovemlier "1, lsjo-yva
Incor;x)rated Feb. 4, 1S75. Capital. f20,00.
TOlOlf STORE!
Corner First and Wasliiirgton streets,
Albany, : Oregon.
Prcidt-Jit, S. A. UAWSOX.
Siiperiuteiident, A. J. JQIIXSOX
DiREtieiHt
WMISET, M. MII.I.III,
a. s
j. iti.t:vis,
.1. i. iti:i:i.
nt. i amim,
a. lti.iivi.ns.
S. A. DAWMIS.
Wholesale and ltetail Healers in
RY GOODS !
Clothing, Hardware, Crockery,
Groceries, Farm Implements
and Machinery, Vc, Ac.
Also, hnv and sell on commission all kinds of I
Goods, Marketable 1'ixxluce, &c
nee. m, ibi j-ivm()
AL13ANY
GaEciato last
ALBANY, : : OREGON.
rpiIE FAIjL TERM of this inrhntion will
J- begin on alONJUAY, SEPTEAUir.li 4. IHio,
with the following
Farnlty of Inatrnetlon t
1 II ,CT . . OwwLIam
and I'rofessor of Mental and Moral Wlern
Rev. L. J POWELL. A. M Professor ot Matn-
ematies nnrl Vt,irwl .-11111144
11. J I. HEWITT, A. M., Professor oi Ancicni
Language;.
Miss MARIA UiVISE, Teacher Of Primary
Dcimrtment.
Miss ELVA BKEYMA5, Teacher ot msirn
mintal Music-
IK It. RICK. M. D Lecturer or Pliysiology
, and Hygiene.
v Calendar : '
First Term liegins September 4. TW.
fsjeond Term liegins Novemlier 13. 1876.
Thinl Term begins January 1S77.
F'onrth Term liegins April 9, 1877.
Vacation of one week during the holidays.
Closing exercises of the school year, June K,
IS77.
Rates of Tuition i
prwart nitpARTMKjrr. nertenn ss
i "MW r.NuLiHii lluAsriifS, per ierm.. o vu
s. including frelumio-
...... ............ 11 w
niirlier latin and
.... i. t i.-u u,tl
I UlentaJ and Moral Scienes, per term.. 13
i ,.., i . . .
Instnimental Music. - 11
1 ,- ot j.- 3
to 1 Incidentals
I Tuition in all cases renuired in advance,
j Punctual attendam, neatness, promptness
CLOTHING I
L E. BUI'S,
I riA pnwtpil fmiii a!J nhA inat- Wnmeni'mW'r8
ofUtetchooL . .. L.J.POWELL.
NORTH PACIFIC
MUTUAL LIFE ASSOCIATION,
Portland, Oregon.
Capital, $100,000. Goia Coin Basis.
1 11 corpora teI 1874.
1. WASSKItJIAN, President.
K. Ul At ltlKI SlI, Tire ITes.
I. W. V Alii: Secretary.
W. S I,AII, Treasurer.
W. II. KFl'I X. Kit, Attorney.
J. L. UlAt 14i:SBlSlI, Men. Ant.
IIALL &. TUSTIX,
Special Agents,
Allrnny, Oregon.
ilccl3nl'2v
Furniture Rooms.
J?. S- IUNNINGr,
Ti-rs leuve to announce to the citizens of this
-lty and siirroundiiijicoinitry.thnthebiisopeii
i eu a tnrire sicm-k ot
T71TTX5 TVT'I I I t-7 TTI T
in the buililmw lately occupied iy ir. i mm- i
tier's dru store, on First street, where cuu be I
had. on most reasonable terms.
Parlor Sets,
-! room Milts,
Kolas,
Lounges,
asy CUairs,
Center Tabic,
Whatnots,
Iesks,
ItooR-cascs,
Safes,
Warlrtocs,
ami ti fact everyt ainff else neetleil to
CiO TO llOLSLKLLPIJKCi.-
My goods are well made and of the very
Latest and Handsomest Styles.
37MIICES WAY DOWN.
eirFrRNITUltE manufactured to order, at
I short notice.
fc-ivFiirniture repaired and put in good shape
Oil siwirt iiiiii-:.
Give mc a call.
F. S. DUXXIXG.
Alhany, Nov. 26, 1S75 10va
- . -a- -ir , "1 1
TEACIIEU OF THE
Harmony. Tfloromli-liass ani Sisw.
Special attention given to
VOICE CULTURE.
HAVIXG concluded to make AfcBAaT my
permanent residence, all who desii-e a
thorouRh knowledge of Muie can now have
: an opportunity.
PIANOS AXD OISGAXS
Tuned and H,eiired
T.enve vonr address nt Mr. Foshav's music and
Iiook store, or at Jlr. liarr's musie store, and I
will call at your reaiidence.
i-Kor . It. l . ACiii
Albany, August 4, 1S7B-45
Ladies' Variety Emporium.
TRZ. 21. J. HYDE
Keeps cosstaxtly ox nAXD
Gcrnmn Zephyr Canvas,' Thrcml, Pim,
XwUcjh, JiuUons, lled JImr fiicitrh
cs and Cvrfs, Hvsiery, Stamped
GOOdS, IL'C, etc., cCc.
Also, Agent for Dr. Warner'3
I leal tli Corset !
Child's Waist !
awl Madam Foyc's
Corset Slcrrt Supporter,
K-TFrench Humping done to order.
13sr-Broadaibin St.. ojnxiU! Port officers
THE EXEJIY OF DISEASE !
THE FOE OF PAIN
To Man and. Beast
IS THE CSRASO OI.O
LIUIMEU T
WHICH WAS STOOD THE TEST OF 49
YEARS.
There is no sore it will not heal, no lame
ness it will not cure, no ache, no pain, that
afflict the human body, or the body of a
horse or other domestic animal, that does
not yield to its mnzic touch. A bottle
costing 25e. 5(kr. or fl 00, has otten saved
the life of a human being, and restored to
life and nsefulness many a valuable horse.
fok MES. it wiM. CTRE
Rheumatism, Burns, Sealds, Brnfees, Cnts,
i.w.iiiti. Swelling ContraetBrf fVinU
" , ii t i. d-T..
".31
Chilblains. Strains, Sprains, Stiff Joints.
Sore Nipples, Eruptions, Pains, YV omuls,
Ulcers.
FSB AXIMAIA n WIU ITRE
Spavin, Galls and Sores Swinny Ring
Bone, ninagaus, jjjg new, a-oii u.vii,
Humors and Sores, Lameness, Swellings,
Scratches. Distemper Stiffness, Strains,
ool Soreness. Open lores 26v8
I .uubf rrmv tfkV rapiwnirBfiui.
00 I ' .
tvi I . -.,v, ; linminr AD(nw
oil j X tween John Hard and O. F. Seltlenielr, na-
oo I rtrhcame of Hard Settlemeir. ts diasolv-
60 I ed. All accounts due the late nrm ronst lie
paid
ss iu, collect and reeeipt for the
. W. DAW&OJJ.
Tiecembcr 1?, 1876-nlSml
LOCAL, MATTERS.
PAR AG K AM LETS.
Growing weatLer.
March enniQ in like a Limb.
Camp this evening at 7 o'clock. Lots of
work, and a full attendance reqnesteil.
Itev. Mr. Ilansakcr's chilli was lurried on
Monday.
The Baptist festival FriiLty night w?is a
success. Big time aud fair, receipts.
River np and miming full of drift-wood
the first of tins week.
This side of the paper goe3 to press on
the morning of Tuesday.
Jj. E. Bla'm will soon receive a sloshlu'
bis stock of spring styles of clothing.
Dr. Gray Is kept busy. As a dentist be
stands at the head, of the profession.
Van Vactor has laid in an immense stock
ot goods, among them several novelties in
the grocery business ia these diggings.
The whole country rejoices over the set
tlement of the Presidential muddle, and
that truth, honesty and right have triumph
ed over fraud, intimidation and murder.
When yon see a dog without a collar,
you may know his owner doesn't consider
him worth a dollar ; but is willing the re
turning board shall count him out without
a word !
There was a High Jointer named Bradley,
WJ l.nqtMl tw Imllilnwr hadlr
" " onsteu tllC OHIIUOSers oauiy ,
He counted iu Haj-cs
With exceeding good grace.
Did the gallus High Jointer named Bradley.
As a rule boys don't like to assist in any
sort of housework, with the single excep
tion of picking over raisins.
The old Romans, it is said, looked upon
pottery with veneration. So does every
modern married man, after lie gets his hair
plastered down with a soup plate or a milk
crock once or twice. .
The great indicator of the Nation's no
bility the Election Count.
There will be some difficulty in filling
I .Ti,dnm Tlni.tu' ft- Iq ilfl tnetma l-ib ?
Xoar Best ts the name of the party com
mitting outrages on Chinamen in 'Frisco,
At least that name follows the account of
assault
The author of 'Ilelen's Babies' is a man,
alter all !" says an exchange. A-h-e-m !
Well, who on earth disputes it how in
time eoald it be otherwise!
It seems to be coldest these mornings
just about the time a man has decided to
get np and build a fire or let his wife do
it ! This whole conntry should be heated
by steam !
The luneral services of Rev. Ilrmsaker's
child on Monday were conducted by Rev.
II. W. Stratton at the Evangelical church.
Rev. J. Bowersox lias been holding pro-
tracted meetings at Spring Hill for some
weeks, with graud success. At last ac-
counts forty-six had made a profession ot
religion. The meetings are still being held
we are iniortned
i..t' r.
Chtn-ch commences on Saturday, March i
Hayes was sworn into office on Sunday
at noon.
Mrs. Stowe says we never know how
much we love until we try to unlove. To
a man who has tried to quit smoking tfcis
needs no arsrumcnt.
"Does this good new.s make you feel
I glad ?" asked one Republican of another.
'Feel glad !" exclaimed the other, "I
could hug a bulldozer !" And they smil-
I mgiy peruseu me crauij; auuuii ui ulo
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electoral committee.
If von have a big boil on your neck and
. r St- ; . cnm nnA cull
want to get rid of it, mix snow ana pa,t
apply, and you can whittle the pesky thing
i risht off" without hurting you.
The Ohio Teislature is debating tlie sub-
of ho? cholera, and every breeze that
I o .
from that direction brinsr? srunts
.ntiofaetioo
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of prevention is wortl, a ft of
lthough there isn t much, dan-
An ounce i
cure," anu aitnougn mere isn s mucn uan
ger from sunstroke at this season of the
year, yet a sponge in the hat may prevent
tlie average Webfoot Democratic head from
being frost-bitten ! Register only $2 50
fn advance pet annum to friend or foe.
A large amount of election since Monday
has gone off in smoke been puffed away
-much to the gratification of Republicans,
Queen Esther has been counted out, the
returning board having been intimidated
aj; tne magnitude of the undertaking.
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See late order of the County Court a ran
nCC6unt f which appears in our ad vert is-
a M,lllnn, txU morninir.
. -r u .toVKin etrpet.
rs. at. n,uC, .w
I not haviiicr anv rent to pay, can ana aoes
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Dick Morris has moved over into Canada.
Girls, so toe dad to repair the front gate
e . If VOU (TO
I tsnect your little game,
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An exchange says the thunuer
ning season is approaching, and those
delinquent subscribers to this paper who
have stood ns off' for years mm
vest the amount they owe us in lightning
jjg,,
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We are indebteti to jir.
son lor some oi tne mwi . -
but as many Tir.w a yoa
.ka of making sweet ytuow uiuier.
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A rEXIlENT'S rilAYEIi.
Yon kissed me at the gale last night,
And mother heard the smack ;
She says its naughty to do so,
So please to take it back.
I cannot sec what harm there is
In such a thing can you ?
But mother seems so very wroth,
Please take it back now do.
It seems to mc quite natural
For the lips to meet that way ;
But mother says its very iinvvrong,
So take it back, I pray.
And, come to think of it, I'm sure
That several times 'twas done ;
So now, to make it right, be sure
To take back every one.
I would not haye you think it's rue ;
I do not care a mite ;
But motlier's so particular
Please take them back to-night !
SERVED JJLU EIGHT.
T'other evening we were lying
In our sauctiuu, vainly trying
To invent some local items for our interest
ing sheet.
When a fiend, who thought us sleeping.
To our desk come sortly creeping.
Gathered up some late exchanges, and then
started for the street. -
Then the air grew denser, thicker,
- As our old "Uogardus Kicker"
Raised the grim, audacious stranger through
the window with a crash-
Just lifted him so neatly -That
he disappeared completely,
With his shonlders ornamented witli a shat
tered window sash.
And the stranger still is hieing
Through the atmosphere a-flying,
With a flag of truce protruding through the
hole Bogardiis tore ;
And the soothing thought comes o'er ua
That he never more will bore us
Never come to steal exchanges from our
sanctum any more.
Eggs down to lGc. Haw !
Eev. I. R. Driver, of Brownsville, paid
our city a visit the first of the week.
The Bf.st Range In the market for
equality in work, economy in luel, and
durability in service, is the Goldsmith
Range, at John Briggs'. 23ml
A range that meets every requirement
and satisfies every demand made upon it
he Richmond Range, It has no equal
among stoves or ranges. Hie only place
to get one is at W. II. JIcFarlaud'!, next
to the Bank. "
IlFxr those who try to help Them
selves. Mrs. Day is prepared to do all
kinds of plain sewing, and as she has only
her labor to depend upon for a livelihood
and for the sirpport of her children, she
asks the kind people of this city who may
lave work which they wish done to give
ler a trial. This is a case which should
interest all our benevolent disposed citizens,
It any who have work of this kind which
they wish done take it to Mrs. Day.
. Bargains is Millinkut. Mrs. Cross is-
selling her excellent stock of millinery afc
cost, to make room for her immense invoice
of Spring and Summer styles. The ladies
cannot do better than to look through her
goods, and secure bargains while they are
to be liad. A hint to the wise is sufficient.
IXvr-KEWARD.
Strayed from the subscriber, about four
months since, a young trow, aliout tour
years old, light red iu color ; ends of horns
come close tojrether in front of face; in
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gowitmmiHv ..r,,. .u.-
.1 " ... '- ll(fr of m- j'hn
Isom. A liberal reward will be given to
H V UIIB Kmil liUUluiiKU'U uiuii A vau
0t,tain her.
Chas. BorRGABDES,
I Albany, Or.. Dec. 8, 1S7G.
Gettikg Kevexge. I Ins was hr
of revenge. i conuuetor on me imru
I a jt . i rrt
Avenue line a few rnontlis ago was an-
venue line a iew iliuiiuis ago was an.
uoyed by an old gentleman who Ire-
Jntl t in ear Yorkville, and
moetJalay8 offeretl a DOte
- -imA-.--i-a - cr. notft n ha-
. , 1,.v!nfr ,.LanPfi five or MX
them Le the conductor
planned a little revenge. lie secured
from tj,e caslue, a long roll of coin,
anj when the five dollar man came in
with the inevitable bill, the wailing
conductor emptied into the old fellow's
hands one hundred and sixty-fou, of th
, Bu!onfid ,nDer cents to make $4 94,
and then,
j pleasant smile he smole, . '
a wicked wink he wunk ;
a. curious look around he stole
A.nd then his chink he chutifc-
He was only an inquisitive boy, sndl
heraid; -Ma, will all the heathens
i
I Sum np winm a wureii resurrection
Kimesr "Yes. mv son." "And them
I rnissionaries j will they tarn np?"
"Certainly, my son." "Well, when
lor I llieia raun.on, urauiru wuafc a roeo
leedin on missionaines get resurrected,
I and them inissionaines what's been eat
comes aroond and. wants to get resur.
things is going to be worse
mixed than the ljdemiai election,
hey, ma?" "It ia time yon were to
bed) my Mn
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