NO. 24. VOLUME IX. ALBANY, OREGON, M AllCH 9, 1877. BUSINESS CARDS. JOHN CONNER, A N K TNG -AX I Exchange Office, ALBANY, OKHJOX. TKPOSITS RECEIVE!.! sa-BJELT TO . 1 cht'rk ill siu'ht- a s Interest allowed .m time deposit Kxclutnge. on Portland. Mil" r rancisi o, ami New York. fir sale al lowest n'"';,1 Collections nm-leaiid promptly i1! , ' Refers 1 II. W.Corbelt, Hcury taili".. W.S. IjKlll. , , Af l&inkitig hours from S A. 31. to l . Al'nuiy, Feb. 1, 1S71-22v3 II. J. ISOCIITO, M. !-, 'i liinriTC OF THE I SH .KJI I r i 'nii.-'o of New York, bite mem'licr of IVIIevieu Hospital Medical Col- I College ot H.'llivimi IlttoO l.-ire. Xct ot'k. UKKU-K In A. Curothers ) .V t'.V drii!; .-.tore, Allwny. Oregon. TIIK BAY TEAM MIM. UTB, vn IS KLOIKISlllXG I.IKK ARUKF.N 1 tiv... Tlmnkl'ul for past favors. mill uiKliin-' to merit the con tm nance oi . i... ihi- II VY TEAM will always lie ready. nil family found, to do any hauling -within tin- i-uy nraiis ior a n hwiiiunu eomnensnt ion. 1 el ivory t UmMla horrialt.V. A. . A1IMHJ'. - 1 . ...f . .1 .if 1 1 xji'l , joiin schmeer, -PEA I. Kit IX- Groceries & Provisions, AI.15ANY, OP.EGOX. nS JCST OPKS F.I 1 IIS N K W C.nOCF.Tl clablishiiie nt ihi coiiiurof Ellsworth mul First siri--ts, with a fiiwh stock of inMi-ries, Provisions, Candies, CV-iars. To-Irui-o. r., to w hich he invites the atten Hon of our citizens. In connection with the store he will keep a Uakcrv. and will always have on hand a lull supply of l'reli bread, c-ruckers, &e. fcjr Call and see me. JOH SCIIMEETt. Felwnarr 1G-21V4 ALLJANY FOUNDllY Anil Machine Shop, A. F. CIIGKKY Proprietor, ALRANY, OKEGOX, Manufactures Steam Engines, Flour ami Saw Mill Macliin- VOOD AVOrJvlXG AGRICULTURAL W.ACHINERY, And all kiittfs of IKON ASD BASS ASTIJIS. Particnlnr atU-ntina paid U repairing all tcindsof machinery. 41v Barker Stlio S T- B. IIOYAL HAS OPKSKO a WirherShiipon iirst Btreet one door west of Thompson & Irvma's har ness sImmv lre be will Isj pl.-.is. d t. meet 11 who wish work in his line. Th.n.ktul tor past trt.nae. he pes by eke Kttf Htion to Imsi- ess to uerit & continuance n mc ...u... ... keepeoii-iia-mtly on liaiid a full snnpiy oi Ierluinery find Hair Oils, the best assortment in town. Come and see Albany, Or., February 25, 1S7S-23V8 S. C. STOSE, M. I., Physician and Surgeon, BUOWSSVILLK, OHKUO.N. OFFICE At the WK Store. 27 v 8 AlTsany Bath Hous8 &Jiarbcr SI np, na irvDEtBTRNEI) VOCTA IltSi SCT- I rnllv tlmnk the citizens of AI1m.ii aiiivl cinity for the liljera.1 patromiae Im-siow :3 ra him for the past seven yearand hoie3 f r th futnrea continuation of their tavors. F irtlH WHimmixlatlon of transient cnslomer , nc friends in the wpper part of town, he tai. pen ed A neat little shop next door to T ayio : 3ios Saloon, where a irMd worknmn will alw tyels n attendanee to wait upon Pt J. D. MCFAE1.AXI. W. MORGAN. MO It i AX & 5IcFAItLAXI, REAL ESTATE AGENCY I ! AXI EMrLOYJIEXT OFFICE, Kext Door to Well, Fans & ' F.xpre Office, AllMiny, Orejcon. WE ABE rRF.PAKEI TO FlrBSISH EMI Krants and others Rood lmreains m farms and small homesteads in Unn and adjoining counties. Farms ia value and size to suit pui- eAlso?"etty property, both Improved and tm- Imnroved. . Kentin:; farms and city property, and collec tions of nil kinds, promptly attended to. , Oi facilities tor advertising wUl enaoic to do nore for onr patrons than any Uiuci Ajwncy in tiHj r-iaie in our line. We also pay iec.l attention to theemploy- ment and lalior exchange department. Altmny, May Ktf. Raising and Moving Buildings. WE THE rrXDERGXED BEG LEAVE TO announce to tlm citiwins of Allwiny and WTKWimting conn try that, having snpplied onr fwlves with tlie nwrasnry machinery for rais- WiH aim removing miiiuims, we aren-anlvat alt timee to receive orders for snch work, "whreh w wmi (toot snort tinier ai lowest rates, we rawwntee enUre M.Usfaction In all work under "ordS left at the Rkgctkb office promptly menteaio. Appiy to. Alba, BANTY, ALLEN ft CO. Or-, April 23, 1S75. 2sv7 $999 untne made nv overv n'rtnt. 1 verv month in the lnulnou r lurniiiii, tlio, Wlllln'. ,r 1 work can easily earn adoren rtoU I lam a day right in their own lix-ahties. Have no room to explain here. Itnsinese pleasant tnd honoraoie. omen . ana ooys ana. girls io a well as men. We will furnish von a mm. Tflete Outfit free. The bnsiness pnys better than anything else. We will bear expense of start ing you- Particular free. Write and we. T,rmn and mechanics, their sons and daueh- I nl all classes in need of pitying work at kmiLiilinnldwrite to us about the work nntn. Scrw is the time. IKnrt delay. Addresa TSUK Ml.. ASiista, .uuiiie. umiii SAMUEL. E. YOUNG, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in. DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, THRESHERS, REAPERS & MOWERS, WAGONS, PLOWS, SEED DRILLS, BROADCST SEED SOWERS, ETC. First street, Albiiuy, Oregon. Term? : - - Cash. St, Charles Hotel, Corner Washington bimI First Sts., ALBANY, OREGON, Matthews & Morrison, PROPRIETORS. House, newlv furnished throughout. The best t lie market atl'ords always ou t he tabic. Free Coach to and from the House. I II CIS IV I is Livery iFee& Stable CORXKU WASHINGTON 4 FIltST STS., MARSHALL, Proprietor. CAItRIAOES, 1H tililKS, It At hH-s-s to lt on reasonable terms. Horses Ixwrded by tne day or weeiv. 1 w ill have, some of the gayest ru;s ever turn ed ont of a livery stable in Albany. g-iy- llEAUSli and cairiages furnished for fu nerals. Give mo a call when yon want to ride. Allianv ,5Iareh 10, 1S7Ck2ov8 iHAHDWAHE! BOLTS all srr.os aul leseri-.-..... A- irVneral MII1LF IIAK1- WAKi: a l ull ami complete as sortment. Stoves, Tinware, Pumps, Hose. Tin, Coper, Zinc ana Sheet Iron. on mum . The Goldsmith Range, THE BEST MADE. CROCKERY WARE, The largest and most complete assortment in 1 UC IHJ Keeps -all kinds of OILS & WHITE LEAD. TllC Finest &. INirest Liquors Always on hand, to be sold for medicinal uses. rBeKirinif "onu neatly, at short notice, ami 'AuiiA.NTfciJ. j. (iUAwroiii,, Fir.it sinici. Albany, Orcb'"'1- 1127 VS THE ACT J'lUKVATIVE. Printiii by hand. Printing ly steam. Printing from lyio. Or fruin blocks by Uie ixam. Printing in black. Printing in wliKo. Printing in colors, Ot sombre or bright. Printing lor merchants. And ianil agents, too; Priming tor any, AVho have printing to do. Printing for bankers Clerks, auctioneer, Printing for druggists, For dealers iu wares. Printing for drapers. For grocers, for all "Who want printing done. And will come and sec "Coix." Printing of pamphlets, Or bigger books, too ; In tact, tliere are few thiug3 But what we can dov Printing of placards, l'nnting oi inns. Printing of carte-notes For stores or for mills f Printing of labels, AH colors or use, sirs. Especially tit for Webfbot prodaccrs. Printing ot iorm3 AH sorts you can get Legal, commercial, Or "House to be let. " r,ntin ,1onp nnlcklv. I (- i " Bold, stylisli or neat. At the Register Printing-oQicc, Corner ot First and Ferry Street. IISviiT Delivery, at Living j lfiatcs. . i-rK-n ino.i, out the dliv8rv htismess ot Mr. IwisStimson, 1 oeg leave " the eitistens and business men of AJIiany, tliat 1 1 - , ' " ' r- - - - . , : ITJ. . ... .ill who nuiv tfive I will lie happy to serve all who may fcivw I have on tlie streets an express aim J"" Xilor-lera wiU bo prompUy attended to at i reasoniuiie nto. it,., cinns of Hell A I onlers may be left at the Drug Store of Jseu I Parker. VIRGIL PARKEE. BOOK STORE JXO. FOSIIAY, DEALER IX MISTELLANEOUP BOOKS, tkdiool Books. Hiank Books, stationery at I Fancv Articles. . I hxks imported to order, at bhorteiit jiossihle ' "vuce. vjiiju MEDICAL. G. W. WILCOX, Ilomooopatliio Pliysician. OFFICE withTlr. K. II. firiffln.lFii-st street, Albany, Oregon. fci7ChronicI diseases a specialty. 2(iv8 J. S. CALLAWAY, M. ., A FT Fit A PliACTICR (lie nii'imivv x.-i t IV twenty-eight years, in the Slates of Illinois, Indiana unci Iowa, has ixM-manent.lv located in Albany, Oregon. OFFICE At l")r. I'lum- mcr's lrug Store. KKSIDISNCK Corner of Montgomery ami Eighth, streets, northeast, of railroad depot. vtsnr0j J. LIXSEY HILL, HI. D., OFFICE -At Tk-ll & Parker's new drug store. RF.si PENCE -Second street, bet ween rail road and Montgomery. tS-tl LEGAL. P. 21. MILLER, Attorney sxt Law Albany, Oregon. WILL PRACTICE in the ditlercnt courts of the Slate. Sjiecial attention given to the collection of all claims entrusted to his care, and prompt returns made. stT" Investigation of Titles, Conveyancing, and all Prolialo Mat ters care fully and punctual! v attended to. Office on First St., next to Vox I ho. n23v9 I. It. BI.At'liBl K', ATTOHNEY AT LAW, r.EOVXSVlLLE, LIXN CO., OGN. IKOMPT ATTENTION OIVEN TO ALL business. 2iv J. C. POWKLL. It FI.IXN. PONVETX & FLIXX, Attorneys A t'oimsellors at Law and So licitors ill iiauir ry, Allianv. OiX"jron Colleetions made and 0011- veyances promptly aiienuou 10. CIIAS. E. WOLYEBTOX, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ALBAS Y, OUKGOX. WILL practice in all the Conrts in the Stale. ikfk'K iii Fromaus brick, over Dodd's hardware stoi-e. iii'jvs MISCELLANEOUS. Pictures aittl Picture Frames. E. 13. JPTJROOM Would nimoiince to the citizens of Albany and vieimt v. that he is prctiarcd to furnish all kinds of I'R'i'l ItK 1UAS' :iS to order, at short notice. I'ict u res fi-.imed. and old iratiics retaireit. -uo at bisodice on First street, one door west of Broadalbin, and leave your oraun. W. IS. I1AIIAM, (LATE OF MICHIGAN) 3Ierchant Tailor, KKKIf5 always on liand Doeskms.t assmieres Vcstimrs. etc.. a lanrer and betier stock than ever licfore broiiKht to this market. Cuts and makes to order all styiesoi i ioiiiins for men and boys, at reasonable rates, gnarait- tMfiimr Aiilifiu-tuill. Shop on First street, next ooor to t.iiy .nar-kc-t. lately occupied by lr. E. U. Smith. S-8 THE METZLER CHAIR rpiIIS I TO IXFOKM TIIK ri'RI.W THAT A no elinir i;oes from my lacloi y wit liont my name Uioii ll . All oi nei-s arc i-.'.ise uiiuaiions .ml sliimlil be so remirdcd. All lTsons are liercby warned aurainst at tempt hi any suck miiiobitioii upon my ciisiomei-s. J. ill.. i.UJlilV( EVEUYBODY BUYS THEM. TTAVIXO .11 PT P.ECEIVEI) A I. A If h. s-1 1 1 1 - J A mi nl of ibeti-lebialeuiiewstylecouiuiiieu ify'iW and 1-Ji'Oit least STATES3IAX GRAIX DRILL, direct frrrni the factory, am now offering extra of 1 he best farmers in the Suite are now usin; iiimicciiiems 10 ii:e uumis i iii. -in S:ivint peed and an incrcaseu yuuix oi grain is I be result ot drilling. Can be used eij.uauy weu as a Irill or Broadcast Scetfcr. The STATESMAN GRAIN" UKILL has licen " Wari':rKiiisat my IlUicksniith Shop, comer of .ni 1 v- i i iiriw .-il lir 1 bis vt-ar. Second and ElLswoith streets, Aiuaiiy, uigou. FKAAK wood. March 31, 187G-23 FOR BLANK DEEDS, Neatly executed, Call a the Register Office AilVH flay at home. Agents wanted, out nt terms free. TUU E & Co., Augnsta.Me. STERLINGS' EXPRESS FROM VIA- GARDINER AND SCOTTSBURG, I Couneetiiig with M1, Fnneo & Co.'a KapreiiS nt urain tMtiou, oil 14017DATS an! TSTOSDATS, returning on TDXS3ATS a&l FEH5ATS. All Business Entrusted to my Care Promptly Attended Xo. Fatros&go of tlie Putlic Solicitod. JAS. A. STERLING. Dec. 8,lS70-nlIv9 Attention, Fruit Growers: the same when deli vered r tl nn10se nitv.a nin tm ttii'mshcd lo all lor me jiuriwse of Irt-inging their fruit tjV.1!?,, ..Vsandnot Fruit should be picked from the trees anu not ; brnisetl. , . , , T,rti4uilar i!If..L..i, i.ki riiie. gamer iw-u. AiXJKJt PAKKER, A. AliAOXiA Albany, JmyaWuJl 5 i.na.APU .il'TIIF. AT.T)Ef FRUIT 1 ' I '"; '"tYZ " X . ihirthev will put the "HW BaAJtrHF! ..... nre n-ailv tor use. and wilt pay asu ror i , .i, ..., , JOHN BRIGGS TAKES TITIR OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM his friends and the public generally, that he is now settled m ma NEW BUSINESS HOUSE, on the old stand next doorto P. C. Harper & Co , whei-c? ein le found as great an assortment and as larjto a stock of Siwes SLnd Eiancnfis nl,n4v,fAnmiin nn-o nun house this Hide of I Portland, and at a9 LOV PRICE. AtSO Ciistirou, BJ i-hss &. Iininclctl KETTLES, ' in great variety. Also, Tin, Sheet Iron, CSuIvunizetl Iron unci ' Copperware, always on hand, and made to order, AT LIV ING KATES. Call on Albany, October 22, 1875-5VS ..AND.. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS Fall & "Winter Styles. M HAKDf CONSTANTLY RECEIV'M .AT.... In Froinan's Xcw Block, FIRST STKEET, ALBANY. A complete stock of all the LATEST STYLES . IN CLOTHING AXD... Gentlemen's Underwear. EOOTS. I XII5I1KIJ.AS, OVERSHOES, XECK- TIES, OVERALLS, GLOVES, ETC. Sztra cf Clotiir.fr a Specialty. t:- Orders taken for Clothins, Shirts, ex., and m-i W AKU.VNTKll. ,A lair fchare of custom respect fully solicited. i.. t:. iti.Ai.N. Albanj-, Oregon, Xovemlier "1, lsjo-yva Incor;x)rated Feb. 4, 1S75. Capital. f20,00. TOlOlf STORE! Corner First and Wasliiirgton streets, Albany, : Oregon. Prcidt-Jit, S. A. UAWSOX. Siiperiuteiident, A. J. JQIIXSOX DiREtieiHt WMISET, M. MII.I.III, a. s j. iti.t:vis, .1. i. iti:i:i. nt. i amim, a. lti.iivi.ns. S. A. DAWMIS. Wholesale and ltetail Healers in RY GOODS ! Clothing, Hardware, Crockery, Groceries, Farm Implements and Machinery, Vc, Ac. Also, hnv and sell on commission all kinds of I Goods, Marketable 1'ixxluce, &c nee. m, ibi j-ivm() AL13ANY GaEciato last ALBANY, : : OREGON. rpiIE FAIjL TERM of this inrhntion will J- begin on alONJUAY, SEPTEAUir.li 4. IHio, with the following Farnlty of Inatrnetlon t 1 II ,CT . . OwwLIam and I'rofessor of Mental and Moral Wlern Rev. L. J POWELL. A. M Professor ot Matn- ematies nnrl Vt,irwl .-11111144 11. J I. HEWITT, A. M., Professor oi Ancicni Language;. Miss MARIA UiVISE, Teacher Of Primary Dcimrtment. Miss ELVA BKEYMA5, Teacher ot msirn mintal Music- IK It. RICK. M. D Lecturer or Pliysiology , and Hygiene. v Calendar : ' First Term liegins September 4. TW. fsjeond Term liegins Novemlier 13. 1876. Thinl Term begins January 1S77. F'onrth Term liegins April 9, 1877. Vacation of one week during the holidays. Closing exercises of the school year, June K, IS77. Rates of Tuition i prwart nitpARTMKjrr. nertenn ss i "MW r.NuLiHii lluAsriifS, per ierm.. o vu s. including frelumio- ...... ............ 11 w niirlier latin and .... i. t i.-u u,tl I UlentaJ and Moral Scienes, per term.. 13 i ,.., i . . . Instnimental Music. - 11 1 ,- ot j.- 3 to 1 Incidentals I Tuition in all cases renuired in advance, j Punctual attendam, neatness, promptness CLOTHING I L E. BUI'S, I riA pnwtpil fmiii a!J nhA inat- Wnmeni'mW'r8 ofUtetchooL . .. L.J.POWELL. NORTH PACIFIC MUTUAL LIFE ASSOCIATION, Portland, Oregon. Capital, $100,000. Goia Coin Basis. 1 11 corpora teI 1874. 1. WASSKItJIAN, President. K. Ul At ltlKI SlI, Tire ITes. I. W. V Alii: Secretary. W. S I,AII, Treasurer. W. II. KFl'I X. Kit, Attorney. J. L. UlAt 14i:SBlSlI, Men. Ant. IIALL &. TUSTIX, Special Agents, Allrnny, Oregon. ilccl3nl'2v Furniture Rooms. J?. S- IUNNINGr, Ti-rs leuve to announce to the citizens of this -lty and siirroundiiijicoinitry.thnthebiisopeii i eu a tnrire sicm-k ot T71TTX5 TVT'I I I t-7 TTI T in the buililmw lately occupied iy ir. i mm- i tier's dru store, on First street, where cuu be I had. on most reasonable terms. Parlor Sets, -! room Milts, Kolas, Lounges, asy CUairs, Center Tabic, Whatnots, Iesks, ItooR-cascs, Safes, Warlrtocs, ami ti fact everyt ainff else neetleil to CiO TO llOLSLKLLPIJKCi.- My goods are well made and of the very Latest and Handsomest Styles. 37MIICES WAY DOWN. eirFrRNITUltE manufactured to order, at I short notice. fc-ivFiirniture repaired and put in good shape Oil siwirt iiiiii-:. Give mc a call. F. S. DUXXIXG. Alhany, Nov. 26, 1S75 10va - . -a- -ir , "1 1 TEACIIEU OF THE Harmony. Tfloromli-liass ani Sisw. Special attention given to VOICE CULTURE. HAVIXG concluded to make AfcBAaT my permanent residence, all who desii-e a thorouRh knowledge of Muie can now have : an opportunity. PIANOS AXD OISGAXS Tuned and H,eiired T.enve vonr address nt Mr. Foshav's music and Iiook store, or at Jlr. liarr's musie store, and I will call at your reaiidence. i-Kor . It. l . ACiii Albany, August 4, 1S7B-45 Ladies' Variety Emporium. TRZ. 21. J. HYDE Keeps cosstaxtly ox nAXD Gcrnmn Zephyr Canvas,' Thrcml, Pim, XwUcjh, JiuUons, lled JImr fiicitrh cs and Cvrfs, Hvsiery, Stamped GOOdS, IL'C, etc., cCc. Also, Agent for Dr. Warner'3 I leal tli Corset ! Child's Waist ! awl Madam Foyc's Corset Slcrrt Supporter, K-TFrench Humping done to order. 13sr-Broadaibin St.. ojnxiU! Port officers THE EXEJIY OF DISEASE ! THE FOE OF PAIN To Man and. Beast IS THE CSRASO OI.O LIUIMEU T WHICH WAS STOOD THE TEST OF 49 YEARS. There is no sore it will not heal, no lame ness it will not cure, no ache, no pain, that afflict the human body, or the body of a horse or other domestic animal, that does not yield to its mnzic touch. A bottle costing 25e. 5(kr. or fl 00, has otten saved the life of a human being, and restored to life and nsefulness many a valuable horse. fok MES. it wiM. CTRE Rheumatism, Burns, Sealds, Brnfees, Cnts, i.w.iiiti. Swelling ContraetBrf fVinU " , ii t i. d-T.. ".31 Chilblains. Strains, Sprains, Stiff Joints. Sore Nipples, Eruptions, Pains, YV omuls, Ulcers. FSB AXIMAIA n WIU ITRE Spavin, Galls and Sores Swinny Ring Bone, ninagaus, jjjg new, a-oii u.vii, Humors and Sores, Lameness, Swellings, Scratches. Distemper Stiffness, Strains, ool Soreness. Open lores 26v8 I .uubf rrmv tfkV rapiwnirBfiui. 00 I ' . tvi I . -.,v, ; linminr AD(nw oil j X tween John Hard and O. F. Seltlenielr, na- oo I rtrhcame of Hard Settlemeir. ts diasolv- 60 I ed. All accounts due the late nrm ronst lie paid ss iu, collect and reeeipt for the . W. DAW&OJJ. Tiecembcr 1?, 1876-nlSml LOCAL, MATTERS. PAR AG K AM LETS. Growing weatLer. March enniQ in like a Limb. Camp this evening at 7 o'clock. Lots of work, and a full attendance reqnesteil. Itev. Mr. Ilansakcr's chilli was lurried on Monday. The Baptist festival FriiLty night w?is a success. Big time aud fair, receipts. River np and miming full of drift-wood the first of tins week. This side of the paper goe3 to press on the morning of Tuesday. Jj. E. Bla'm will soon receive a sloshlu' bis stock of spring styles of clothing. Dr. Gray Is kept busy. As a dentist be stands at the head, of the profession. Van Vactor has laid in an immense stock ot goods, among them several novelties in the grocery business ia these diggings. The whole country rejoices over the set tlement of the Presidential muddle, and that truth, honesty and right have triumph ed over fraud, intimidation and murder. When yon see a dog without a collar, you may know his owner doesn't consider him worth a dollar ; but is willing the re turning board shall count him out without a word ! There was a High Jointer named Bradley, WJ l.nqtMl tw Imllilnwr hadlr " " onsteu tllC OHIIUOSers oauiy , He counted iu Haj-cs With exceeding good grace. Did the gallus High Jointer named Bradley. As a rule boys don't like to assist in any sort of housework, with the single excep tion of picking over raisins. The old Romans, it is said, looked upon pottery with veneration. So does every modern married man, after lie gets his hair plastered down with a soup plate or a milk crock once or twice. . The great indicator of the Nation's no bility the Election Count. There will be some difficulty in filling I .Ti,dnm Tlni.tu' ft- Iq ilfl tnetma l-ib ? Xoar Best ts the name of the party com mitting outrages on Chinamen in 'Frisco, At least that name follows the account of assault The author of 'Ilelen's Babies' is a man, alter all !" says an exchange. A-h-e-m ! Well, who on earth disputes it how in time eoald it be otherwise! It seems to be coldest these mornings just about the time a man has decided to get np and build a fire or let his wife do it ! This whole conntry should be heated by steam ! The luneral services of Rev. Ilrmsaker's child on Monday were conducted by Rev. II. W. Stratton at the Evangelical church. Rev. J. Bowersox lias been holding pro- tracted meetings at Spring Hill for some weeks, with graud success. At last ac- counts forty-six had made a profession ot religion. The meetings are still being held we are iniortned i..t' r. Chtn-ch commences on Saturday, March i Hayes was sworn into office on Sunday at noon. Mrs. Stowe says we never know how much we love until we try to unlove. To a man who has tried to quit smoking tfcis needs no arsrumcnt. "Does this good new.s make you feel I glad ?" asked one Republican of another. 'Feel glad !" exclaimed the other, "I could hug a bulldozer !" And they smil- I mgiy peruseu me crauij; auuuii ui ulo . . , , e .... electoral committee. If von have a big boil on your neck and . r St- ; . cnm nnA cull want to get rid of it, mix snow ana pa,t apply, and you can whittle the pesky thing i risht off" without hurting you. The Ohio Teislature is debating tlie sub- of ho? cholera, and every breeze that I o . from that direction brinsr? srunts .ntiofaetioo ' . , ,, , of prevention is wortl, a ft of lthough there isn t much, dan- An ounce i cure," anu aitnougn mere isn s mucn uan ger from sunstroke at this season of the year, yet a sponge in the hat may prevent tlie average Webfoot Democratic head from being frost-bitten ! Register only $2 50 fn advance pet annum to friend or foe. A large amount of election since Monday has gone off in smoke been puffed away -much to the gratification of Republicans, Queen Esther has been counted out, the returning board having been intimidated aj; tne magnitude of the undertaking. i . . ,T See late order of the County Court a ran nCC6unt f which appears in our ad vert is- a M,lllnn, txU morninir. . -r u .toVKin etrpet. rs. at. n,uC, .w I not haviiicr anv rent to pay, can ana aoes 'I - - Dick Morris has moved over into Canada. Girls, so toe dad to repair the front gate e . If VOU (TO I tsnect your little game, " - - - - An exchange says the thunuer ning season is approaching, and those delinquent subscribers to this paper who have stood ns off' for years mm vest the amount they owe us in lightning jjg,, ... .... - r TT . ii of- We are indebteti to jir. son lor some oi tne mwi . - but as many Tir.w a yoa .ka of making sweet ytuow uiuier. nm.i" " A rEXIlENT'S rilAYEIi. Yon kissed me at the gale last night, And mother heard the smack ; She says its naughty to do so, So please to take it back. I cannot sec what harm there is In such a thing can you ? But mother seems so very wroth, Please take it back now do. It seems to mc quite natural For the lips to meet that way ; But mother says its very iinvvrong, So take it back, I pray. And, come to think of it, I'm sure That several times 'twas done ; So now, to make it right, be sure To take back every one. I would not haye you think it's rue ; I do not care a mite ; But motlier's so particular Please take them back to-night ! SERVED JJLU EIGHT. T'other evening we were lying In our sauctiuu, vainly trying To invent some local items for our interest ing sheet. When a fiend, who thought us sleeping. To our desk come sortly creeping. Gathered up some late exchanges, and then started for the street. - Then the air grew denser, thicker, - As our old "Uogardus Kicker" Raised the grim, audacious stranger through the window with a crash- Just lifted him so neatly -That he disappeared completely, With his shonlders ornamented witli a shat tered window sash. And the stranger still is hieing Through the atmosphere a-flying, With a flag of truce protruding through the hole Bogardiis tore ; And the soothing thought comes o'er ua That he never more will bore us Never come to steal exchanges from our sanctum any more. Eggs down to lGc. Haw ! Eev. I. R. Driver, of Brownsville, paid our city a visit the first of the week. The Bf.st Range In the market for equality in work, economy in luel, and durability in service, is the Goldsmith Range, at John Briggs'. 23ml A range that meets every requirement and satisfies every demand made upon it he Richmond Range, It has no equal among stoves or ranges. Hie only place to get one is at W. II. JIcFarlaud'!, next to the Bank. " IlFxr those who try to help Them selves. Mrs. Day is prepared to do all kinds of plain sewing, and as she has only her labor to depend upon for a livelihood and for the sirpport of her children, she asks the kind people of this city who may lave work which they wish done to give ler a trial. This is a case which should interest all our benevolent disposed citizens, It any who have work of this kind which they wish done take it to Mrs. Day. . Bargains is Millinkut. Mrs. Cross is- selling her excellent stock of millinery afc cost, to make room for her immense invoice of Spring and Summer styles. The ladies cannot do better than to look through her goods, and secure bargains while they are to be liad. A hint to the wise is sufficient. IXvr-KEWARD. Strayed from the subscriber, about four months since, a young trow, aliout tour years old, light red iu color ; ends of horns come close tojrether in front of face; in . . l .....i:.: ...1 . . . , . . ttntl n gowitmmiHv ..r,,. .u.- .1 " ... '- ll(fr of m- j'hn Isom. A liberal reward will be given to H V UIIB Kmil liUUluiiKU'U uiuii A vau 0t,tain her. Chas. BorRGABDES, I Albany, Or.. Dec. 8, 1S7G. Gettikg Kevexge. I Ins was hr of revenge. i conuuetor on me imru I a jt . i rrt Avenue line a few rnontlis ago was an- venue line a iew iliuiiuis ago was an. uoyed by an old gentleman who Ire- Jntl t in ear Yorkville, and moetJalay8 offeretl a DOte - -imA-.--i-a - cr. notft n ha- . , 1,.v!nfr ,.LanPfi five or MX them Le the conductor planned a little revenge. lie secured from tj,e caslue, a long roll of coin, anj when the five dollar man came in with the inevitable bill, the wailing conductor emptied into the old fellow's hands one hundred and sixty-fou, of th , Bu!onfid ,nDer cents to make $4 94, and then, j pleasant smile he smole, . ' a wicked wink he wunk ; a. curious look around he stole A.nd then his chink he chutifc- He was only an inquisitive boy, sndl heraid; -Ma, will all the heathens i I Sum np winm a wureii resurrection Kimesr "Yes. mv son." "And them I rnissionaries j will they tarn np?" "Certainly, my son." "Well, when lor I llieia raun.on, urauiru wuafc a roeo leedin on missionaines get resurrected, I and them inissionaines what's been eat comes aroond and. wants to get resur. things is going to be worse mixed than the ljdemiai election, hey, ma?" "It ia time yon were to bed) my Mn i a... - Tr m. .. .. 1.- r.m. m vnnnv rran i i j"u"K wwhv- t- " ir 1 1