Volume viii;
ALBANY, OREGON, SEPTEMBER 1,- 1876.
NO; 49; ' ' - jjfew
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BUSINESS CARDS.
..'JOHN CONNER,
B A N K I IN" G
Exchange Office,
DEPlPITS ItKCEIA'ED SUIUECT TO
chock at slight.
Imorest allowed on time deposits in coin.
Exchansre ou Portland, San Francisco,
ami New York, for sale at lowest,rtes.
Collections madtand promptlvreinittcd.
Refers to II. AV. Corbett, Iliyrv Failing,
AA'. S. Ladd.
Ranking hours from S.A. SI. to 4 P. M.
Albany, Eeb. 1, lS7i--.Xv3
A. CAU01HESS & CO., .
IX-aler in
(uoir iu, oils, iaixts, iyi
iL ViS, fcAWPM, KC,
All the popular
PATEST JIEOSCIXES,
FINE CUTL-EJlY. 'CIGARS, TOBACCO,
XOYIOXS PEnriJIERY,
nu Toilet; Goodn.
, Particular care and promptness riven
Physicians' iireseriptio'ns and Family Hoc
Hies.
A. OAKOTIIEUS & CO.
A.!any, Orcgon-tvj
bi. j. BOiJiiirro, 53. r.,
GnAni'ATK or? tsis: vx5Vf:rst"1"
Meiicnl College of New York. late
rnem'xjrof Believiru II spital Medical 'ol
Tetre, New York. Office-in A. Ctiroihers
& Co.'s drug store, Albany, Oregon.
t: pazo'oTics mistascisu.
THE BAV TEA1 STH.I. UVKN,
AN O IS FLOUftlSTTINO I.IKE A brees
b:iy tree. T'u&iiktu) for post favors,
nl wishing to merit tiA ctnttimucnoo ol
the same, the RAY" TEA it wiii alvyuvsbe
realy. ami evily fomvl, to do any iuuihitg
within the city limits, for n reasonable
comiieiiiiiii.' Ci""l fill very of iods
m .tpecially. A. N. AI:NOI.f.
2e5 Pioorietor.
Xiles
riIY- SAY THIS DAMAGING AXI
. t T troublesome eoinniHint er.nnot be
enro I, wlien st many evi Jenees of su-.-eess
Tniiht te piace 1 iH-iofo you every day
ure of snptKs.-1 lm;"jfiess nws? Yonr
physician informs you that: the longer you
allow the coMioUtint to rxir, yo?t U-nsen
yemr elmTii-jrs for relijt f. jEipcriPnec ha
auylUthis in all.cujerj.
A. CiirotJiem A '." Pile Pills and
Ointment
are all they are reeommeodou to be. "Will
cure Chronie, Biiml and IMeedinsr Files in
ft very abort time and arv: ctmv'-nirHl to uie.
This preparation is sent by mnil or ex
press to an y poi a t wi thin t "aj V nUed S1 Ktes
at tl 50 per puckase. .
Address. A. AKOTOESS A CO.,
27vi Box 3d, Ailumy, Oi't gou.
The Eugene firemen are innkiii-j ar
raugemetii.s for a grand ball ;it I.utie's
llall on Christmas eve.
JOHN SCHMEER,
DEALER IX
Groceries & Provisions,
ALBANY, OREGOX.
HAS JUST OPEN KI ins NEW KOCF.R
establishment on eornsr of Ellsworth
and First streets, with a fresh stock of
tJroeeries, Provisions. Canrtiits, Ciyrars. To-b-ioeo,
Ac, to which lie invites the atten
tion of our citizens.
In connection with the store be wili keep
a, Bakerv, and will always have on hand a
lull supply of fresS bread, crackere, Ac.
3T Call and sec me.
, JOlfX SCHilEEU.
February 18-2 It
ALBANY FOUNDUY
Machine S31icrT9
A. F. CIIEKItV Proprietor,
ALRANY, OKEGOT,
Slanufactares Steam Engines,
Flour and Saw 35S11 Macliln
" err, -
WOOD ArOllKXN'G
And
XOCULTURALrjlACHIKEIlY,
And" afl klncs ot
inoS ASU BAkH fAJKTIXfiS.
. particular attenHon pels to repairindr U
kinds of machinery. 41 v3
E BOYLE. Root n Mio MaUer,.tfl rloor
east of Harper's warehouse. Is always on
hand to do work at reasonable rates, neat and
nice. S7-8m3
Bi. T. MOOIIE,
House and. Siarri Painter,
ALBAXY,
: ; OBEGOX.
nin Mfallr .ri.n m n t au ri.feotnrV Ol'k tO H 11
. Shop on First street, next door east of Clark
AWyatt. ,29v8
L. B. lROYAt,
HAS OPENED a Barber Snon on rirsrt street
one door west of Thotipsoii A Irvlna's har
ness shop, where he will be pleased to meet all
who wish work in his line. Thankful for past
patron aire, he hopes by close at lentiori to busi
ness to merit a continuance of the. same- Will
keep constantly on hand a fall supply of '
Perfumery stud Hair Oils,
the best assortment In town. Come and see
ute.
Albany, Of., February 25, 1876-23V8
S. C. STOXE, SJ.
Physician and Surgeon,
BROWN SVILXE, OHEC.ON.
OrriCE-At the Urn Store.
27 v8
SAMUEL. E. YOUNG,
"Wholesale and Kotall Dealer in
D3Y GOODS,
GLQTHifIG,
GROCERIES,
E03TS & SHOES,
THSESKEfiS,
REAPEHS & MOWERS,
Y?AG0NS,.PLQW3,
SEED, CHILLS, C
B3QAB8ST SEED
SOBERS, ETC.
I'li-st street, Albany, Oresai.
Toms : - Oali.
St- Oharlfes Hotel,
Corsscr AA Hslilii-ta a:iU Firt tl.,
ALBANY, OliEGON,
Matthews & Morrison,
PROPRIETORS.
llonw newlv f;irnihed thiiniifhonf . The
best the market ult'ords always on the table.
I'ree ( wivli tu aixl I Voni tlie Uouw.
Iea'ers in
H3 31. "ST OOI5S.
I'lotUlua', Hoot mnJ Mtoes, inlj. Siroce-
rieA. l'nisey Ctaoti Solioii. SSsotKinis
nisJ S't-;!.olj, Xalls, 3Iirti-,
YIIX!I!Cr, W:; nud 1VUIW
Y'are, 'SrttHfis itnd Y'mIuh-.h,
o-let Cutlery, Ac. Ac,
Sold very low eUber for -ash, or to prompt pay-n:f-i
" in c'iKonu',1 tm time. vT
FurrjSturo Warcrccms.
FIlElTTillAF.
HAVING nuivlias,..;! the nitiie interest of t5.
dollar in the late tirm of Graf & Collar, in
the fnrniinre business, takes this oppcriunity
to return his thanks to tin eitizi'ns of Albany
an 1 vi;-in itv who have so irenerouslv patron
ize'! him in tha pa-t, and restvetf'tlly ask a
enntint;j)Wl of t he same. i-iAil kiitls ol tnr
niture kept on hail J and mtuiul'actmeJ toorlcr
at lowest rates. I KED GKAF.
Alnjiny, Nov. l '-v.;?
TTTE TIK fSIERHNKI llEti l.K.-tTETO
If announot- to tit'.? citi.ens of Al:itiy :tnd
B;:rronn'lirji;' 'fun try t hat, liavi ntr sniip.ie 1 o'ir
salves wi; 11 .the ne -i-s-wv mach inery for rais
i:itr and removhii;' bull !in-.rs. .vt :ir niily at all
times to recjvv! ov-u-rs :or snh work, wlii'-b
we will do in ii(M't or U'r txt lowest r?ves. Vi
(jiiamntee eu'ire sat i.-litctio.i in all work under
taken hv us. ;
larders left h. this Krincrri: ofllee promptly
aticnteato. Aivtu.
AUu, ' ' ISANTY", ALflEX & X.-
Or., April 2U. Is7.". i:v7
x
Liver j i Feed Staple
COUSiEltl WAs-JltXttTtiN FIKST SW.,
AS. HAfesiIALL, Fropvietcr.
i
C.ki:ia(.iis. Bt";;n:s, hacks saidle
iioises tnlet on rttson::;;e ternks.
Horss !jar l'd by tln dsY or week.
1 will have hone ilf the scayest risrs ever turn
ed out of n livery stable v: Airily.
BaT IlEAlr'sK aud cai-ii-ies furnished for fu-ner-al.s.
Give me a cull when yOTi want to ride.
AN. -5. MAKSIfALL.
Aib.anv. March 10, lS7t5-05v9
HAEDWAEES
BOSii, uU sixes Jtisd !ecr5s
1;:i. V ciioro.! SSJ'CSF C?At;Sf-WASS&-;i
full tiiiil complete as-
Stoves, Tiir.yare. Puraps, Hose.
Tia. Copusr. Zinc and Sliset Iron.
on hand for sale.
CROCKERY WARE,
The largest and most complete assortment in
the city.
CiiS'5f'lMi"in done neatly, at short notice,
and WAitKANTiiU.
J. GEAIHVOXIL.
First street, Albany, Oregon. n-27v8
' ; DR. FLUEVJER,
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.Pure atid "rcIi ,
DRUGS; AND MEDICINES J
oils, . . !
Perriimcrics,
Toilet Articles,
A3D WKK tDEB HRACES.
t35 PresirlptioUa carefully filled, -
ew BSHlinerj- Store:
MRS. D. STEVENS,
HAS moved into the store recently occupied
by Mrs. C. C. Endlish.on First, street, ad
ioinlnfr the City lru j Store, where she has
opened out her select stock of
rnsbIonabI StoU of Millinery Goodi.
Havina had wanv years of experience In the
millinery business "in the East. Mrs. Stevens be
lieves he can Rive the fullest satisfaction to all
who stive her their patronage, and would There
fore respectfully solicit a share of he same.
MitS. D. b3.LT ENS.
Albany, Jfov. 10-v8n0rtil
W. K. KA5IAai,
(LATE OF M1CJIIOAN1
IXerclian Tailor,
KKEPP nlwavs on hand rioeskins, CilssiYneres
Vestinas, etc., a larsrer and better stock
than ever before luaujiht to this mftrket.'
Cuts and makes to order all stylesof Clothing
for men and boys, at reasonable rates, guamn
teeinsrsatif faction. . . .
fihopon First street, next door td . City Mar
ket" lately occupied by Dr. J. p. Smith. 2..V8
XV, WILCOX,"
I-Torri bcopa tli io Physician.
OFFICE with iir. K. H. Griffin First street.
Albaiiw.Orcgor
-i:TChromc; diseases
specialty .
FRIENDS I
C1TB2EMS!!
COUNTRYMEN ! ! !
LEHD US YOUR TRADE !
TK II WK JUST OPENED OCT A NEVj"
t aud fresh assortment of
GKOCEHIES,
PROVISIONS,
&c, in 7"r. Tate's new brick, First street, wherd
we. won !! be pleased to serve you with any
thing in nnr line;
our stock was" selected In Pn Francisco, by
32E5
BARKOWS,
well known in this city, and we feel safe In
sttttsftfet ion to all who tivcr a with their pat
ronage. ' .
AVc w ill en Jcavor to keup 011 hand a full stfp
plyof Freh "Vcj2,otnlle;,
in their season, nt all tiTOfa.
A'ou are invited to call and s;-r us.
I' k A TATE.
Aibr.ny, May 5, '7C-S3
12 VEHYB ODY
t-m rw uw mm
ttavixi; ji st Rr:rF:iviii a largk siup-
11 ment of tliorU
brated new style Combined
Drill anil Bfotitlcust
STATES5IA5 GRAO D11ILL,
direct from the fhetory. nm now offering extra
inducement s :o r be farmer. of Orepon. Most
of t he best farmers hi the State are now using
them.
scin seed arid an increased yield of grain
is the result of tirillimj.
Cun be used etiuaily well as a
IrflS or EroadciiKt Scetler.
The STATESMAN" tUlAIN MULL lias been
frn-etly improved far this year.
Wareiooms at my f.laeksinith Shop, comerof
Jksonduud Ells worth st reels, Albany, Oreifon.
FSiAX2i WOOIK
March 31, 1S7H-2S
1. It. X. I5I.ACIiilKX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
r.ROWXSVILLK. LINN CO., OtJN.
pErtM!"T ATTK5iUS tillO TO ALL
a business. -2ivy
J. V. 1WM.L. I. 1'I.INJf .
rcnvETX & flixx.
Attorneys A: Coiim''IIosm :1 lwtiitilS'
lz.tt4N kh 4'ii.t-ry, -
Albany. Orreon. Co'leesions made and eon
vcyiiKns iriunpt:y atieaded to. . 1-S
i'lrOHPT DcSiicry, at 5-ivisss
HAVINfl bought out tl'.e delivsry business ot
Mr. Lewis S. imsoi. 1 betz leave to rnnoiinee to
t ie eitizetis an 1 business men of Aii any. lhat
Z have on the st reets an express aid jo! waron
and will VjB lui;:py to serve all who may give
me a call.
Ail orders will be promptly attended to at
reasonable rates.
orders may he left at the Drug Store ofTJell A
Parker.
VIKGIL PAP.KEE.
f
I j.1;y :ion Hotel,
15. C3.AS ii5T4X, P5SOP-R.,
I.KKAAO-S, OHEOISi
nOl'SE newly furnished throughout. The
best th". marke". sailord always on ! lie tahlp.
The nosfonk-o. is next door to this House, from
which the stu'.'e leves for Albany at 7 o'clock
A. M. and reiurnojf a:-rtves ol i o clock p. M.
o!iveynu cs uoimied for junties wishincr to
visit the Sodn Sorbins. Lilu-tiry and readhiy;
room, with cltoica reading iuatter, for the
Kuesis of the house. apr30v8
CE3AS. .SSOsJIiGA USEES,
WATCHMAKER & JEWELER,
Corner I Jrst and I'erry frts.,
ALBAAV, OltEUOA.
AVatches, Clocks, Silver and Plated
AVare, and Jewelry of every description and of
tlie best manufactories, on hand or sale at tair
rates.
Cleaning?; and repairing Timepieces a
sjecialty.
tis" Jewelry, etc., impaired and cleaned on
short notice at living rales.
K-ifGive me a cull, and see for yonrself.3
March 3, 167U-24VS
J. II. BUSiKIIART,
Real Estate and ConyeyaEGins Apnt,
ALBANY, : : : UBUJOK.
COKJSER FIKT ASS BBOADAIBIN 8TKEBTS.
INARMS of all sizes, improved and nnhnprov
ed, in this anil adjacent counties, suitable
for grain raising, also timbered land and stock
ranches for sale on easy tennsl
Also for sale a number of dwelling houses
and vacant lots in this city.
Parties desiring to either sell or purchase
should call and learn terms and prices before
purchasing elsewhere. 32v8
J. I). MCFAKl.AND. WW. MORGAN.
BSOKOAN & .-rAREAXO,
REAL ESTATE AGENCY! I
AM)
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE,
Xext Door to Well, Fnrffo & Co's Express"
Office, Albany, Orcgou.
WE A TIE PTJEPAltED TO FURNISH EMI
grantsrjud others good bargains in farms
and small homesteads in Linh and adjoining
counties. Farias in value add size to suit pur-
fhilsora-
Also, city property, both improved aiidun-
lmnroveu.
Renting farms and city proixn-ty, and collec
tions of ull kinds, nromntlv attended to.
Our facilities for advertising will enable us
to do more for our patrons than any other
Agency in the State in our line.
AVe also pay special attention to the employ
ment ana moor excuange ueparimeui.
Albany, May Kit.
Bath House &Barber SI lip,
npiIB UNDERSIGNED WOULD lit 3'. JUT
X fully thank the citizens of Alban at I vi
cinlty tor the liberal patronage bestow J or
htm for the past seven years, and hope J f t th
future a continuation of their favors. F rlh
accommodation of transient. eustomoT : nt
friends In the Hpper part of town, he iai ineti
ed a neat little shop next door to Tayio ' itoa
Saloon, where a good workman wtll a'. - yBbi
n attendaneo to wait upon patrons.
lcc. 11, 1S71,.' JOE WE3 irK
O. A. WIIITXEY, M D.,
Graduate Of Bellevno liospital Iledlcal College
N. Y.,
Physician and Surgeon,
albAxy, oregox.
diseases of woaiex a speciaett.
Residence in West lake's buiidin, corner
of First and Lyon streets. 44g
J. II J LI., 'BI. .,
OFFICE At Bell & Parker's new drug store.
K Est O EN CE sjeeond street, between rail
road and Montgomery. tM4
JOB PRIKTING.
?4W
"NVIien yon wlsli
Posters,
Visiting Cards,
Business Cards.
Sill Head
Letter Heads
Envelopes,
Ball Tickets,
Programmes
i
Labels,
PRINTING HOUSE,
Horse Bills,
Circular,
Pamphlets, N
or in fact anything in the
5all at tbtf .
ALBANY
.
EG 1STER
CORNER FEBBY & FIRST-STri.,
5hf
WJ$r mi
hood oirn IIAXAEK.
TUNE 'lHoll the Fort." :
BY GENERAL W. II. BROWNE.
Round our Banner let us rally,
Hearts on lire with zeal.
Wliile o'er every hill and valley
Sounds the bugle peal.
Chorus -
Cotfie ye swarming host assemble,
For the fight prepare !
Well may Democrats nowtremble
Victory's in the air!
Freemen's hearts wit.fi hope are beating
For our own loved hind V
Hayes and Wheeler's, names repeating
Marching hanil-in-Latid.
Chorus.
Hayes nnd Wheeler have been proven
In Avar's darkest days ;
Xames in peace together woven ,
Worthy the patriot's praise ! " s
Chorus..
True assteel they have been ever, .
On tlreir brows no stain ;
From" the Right oone could them sver
Trust them now again.
Chorus.
See the platform of our party
F.-ery plank is sound !
That's why jubilations hearty
Through the land resound.
Chorus.
OJJR SEW YORK LETTER.
PEACHES POLITIC A L HEALTH THE OPI
UM nAKIT ACTORS COST OF HIGH LIV-
1NG VANDElil'.ILT BUSINESS...
Xew York, August 12, 1S78.
THE PEACH SEASON.
The peach trade has novl fak-ly set in,
and Xew York is reveling in this most de
licious of fruits. The trade is an immense
one, requiring a vast amount of capital
and the labor ot thousands of men. The
peach train arrives every morning, in Jer
sey City, and a very lively time follows its
coming. The train Consists of thirty-five
cars, each car holds live hundred baskets,
or 17.500 b askets, or to get it dowfi' to
peaches, three million and a half, all of which
are consumed that day. The ears are built
especially for the purpose, so that the Deli
cate fruit can co'me to market uninjured
and in good order. .Iu?t now tae peaches
co.ne from Maryland and Delaware in a
week or two Xew Jersey will begin to send,
and a little later eastern Pennsylvania.
Fruit w ill be very cheap this season, and
also Aery good.
POLITICAL.
The letters of TiMen and Hendricks fell
like a wet blanket on' the Democracy of
the city. The fact is, Tilden's delay, his
eA'ident attempt to compromise with Hen
drick's, his selling out to the inflationists
to keep them in line, has disgusted the
soiid Demccracy of the city, and they are
making the most severe fight against him.
Tii'den is known to be a pronounced hard
money man. and the better class of the
Democracy expected a prompt, decided re
pudiation ot the inflation heresy, so plain
as to leave no question as to bis standing
on that question. He contributed money
last fall to beat Allen in Ohio, but his ac
tion now shows that it wjis not in the in
terest of an honest currency that lie did It,
but solely to get a dangerous competitor
out of the way. He has sold out to the
very men he was opposed to last tall, and
consequently has demoralized his party.
The Republicans are standing shotflder to
shoulder, and are making a Very vigorous
fight. Fenton and Coukling, Dix and
Morgan, all the lights of the party, are
working once more in unison, and there
ean'Be no doubt as to tile result. Xew
York will A-ote for Hayes, by an enormous
majority.
THE HEALTH OF THE CITA'.
It seems as though we were neA'er going
to get through with tlie hot season. This
week the thermometer has gone up into
the nineties again, and the1 moitality among
children is agam frightful. Over six hun
dred died Wast Aveek, an average of almost
one hundred a day, and the adults are suf
fering almost in the same proportion. A
peculiar form of dysentery, is raging
through the city, caused by tlie long con
tinued heat, though, probably, the water.
which is unfit to use half the time, has
' quite as much to do with it. It is not a
cholera, nor is it like anything tlie city
ever saw. The victim goes through hot
and cold stages, and in a few hours is a
corpse. The doctors were puzzled by it.
thougli they now have it nnder control. It
taken in time they are saving all who htwe
not been in the habit of ttsing ardenS1 spir
its to excess. .
THE OPIUM HABIT'
Is making fearful progress in the city. The1
retail druggists say they are selling ten
times as much of this drug as they did five
years ago, aiid that its nse is not confined
to any one class, though women form a
very large per cent, of their customers. The
women of Avealttt and refinement are more
addicted to its use than those? of the lower
classes. The favorite lorm of taking tho
drug is in laudanum, for the reason tlrar in
that shape its use can be more easily con
cealed". Women h the avemies meet at
each Other's houses to indulge . in tho vice.
and dpium drunks are becoming as com
mon in the houses of the wealthy as are
nuiurutiKs in tlie dens down town
A great many commenced the use ot the
urug for tlie effect it had upon their ap
pearance. At first a dose of opium bright
ens the eyes, brings color to the cheeks,
and quickens the wit, while the effect lasts
Ladies In society take a dose before going
to a Dan, or partv. and htivn small doses in
their pockets to take In th course of tlie
evening. As a matter of course it only
takes a few Aveeks for tho habit io become
fixed, and once fixed it Is ( never broken.
The victim uses more and more, until it
cannot be concealed. " At this stage they
do not care to conceal it, for they give
themselves up to it, soul and body, and
care for nothing else. A movement Is on
foot to regulate the sale of opium, by Jaw,
with a view of checking the evil.
THE AMUSEMENT PEOPLE
Are having a hard time of it. There are
now in Xew York, over three hundred first
class actresses oiit of engagements with
no earthly prospect of having anything to
do next season. The theatres in the inte
rior all lost-money last season, and many
of them will not open at all this full; I
mention .. this to show the thousands' ol
young men and women who are crazy for
the stage' that it is not all gold that glitters.'
An actor or actress out of a'tf engagement
is the most utterly helpless Individual in
the world. There isn't anything that he
or she can turn to for a livelihood, and
when business is dull in the profession . it
means starvation. Only one tltentre in
Xew York: made a dollar last year, and
those now opening have cut salaries down
to almost nothing, or have made them de
pend entirely upon the business done. Tlie
little theatres have gone out by the hun
dred, and only those who are rich enough
to afford to lose money will make the sea
son at all. The hard, times have told -on
the amusement world the same as upon
everything else.
THE COST OF inGn tiFE
The fashionable people are discussing the
question of the cost of living in Xew
York. The cutting down of ircomes con
sequent upon the lowering of rente' and
the general shrinkage, has brought to the
surface some very curious facts. For in
stance, the late Mr. Garner, who was
drowned in his yacht Mohawk, liA'ed ac
cording to this schedule : 5
Interest of purchase money on house
in New York.. 7,000
Interest on purchase money ot coun
try seat. .-. ..
Taxes' on' Imtli
Summer villa. Xewport...
Yacht (exclusive of entertainment
oh it .'. '.'
Butler and two footmen
Grooms , .' .
Cook . .'.
Other servants v." . . .... .
Maintenance of household... '
Two thousand guests, being an av
erage of five a day, at $10 per
day....
Repairs and maintaining of hou.-es
. and furniture
Feed of ten liorses
Stable expenses, harness, repairs.'.:
7.000
G.000
3,000
20.000
1,200
1.200
700
T.500
7,000
20,000
5.000
2.k)
0,000
Maintaining gardens ami grouuus
at country house. 3,000
A Avinter ball 5,000
Total..
$05,200
It cost A. T. Stewart probably twice
that amount to live, and he didn't waste
any money on yachts either. The Loril-
lards, who made their money on tobacco.
expend more than this, and so do a num
ber of other families: But now all the
figures have to be reduced. The people
who used to get $ltj,000 per year for a
store are mighty glad to secure a tenant for
the same property at $2,500, and as a mat
ter of course they have got to reduce the
cost of their living in proportion. xThe
high-flyers at the club who used to pay
$5 for champagne have discovered that-
bottled lager, at ten cents, tastes very well.
and" flie number wha have found the 40
cent brandy is irhhealthy is enc'ou'raging
And, moreover, 5 011 shall see ou a great
many of their attenuated legs, pantaloons
for which they did" not pay $25' on Broad-
Avsy, bnt which did come from the Bowery
at $0.' Twenty dollar boots are going out
of fashion, and so are hundred dollar coats
In short, economy is being practiced, not
because anybody likes it, but because they
must. Xew York is very virtuous now
because the people haven't the money to
be vicious on.
A'ANDERBH-T
Is still alive, but the physicians saj- that he
never will be seen again outside of his
room. His sou W illiam is in charge ot
his vast interests," and the old man,' con
scious that his end is at hand", is arranging
so that matters will be smooth for him
Ills Intention is that his son shall succeed
hini that everything shall go on just the
same as though he were alive, and that
there shall be change In nofhinf. The
junior has been trained to this end, and
knows as much of his lather's business as
tlie old man himself. If any man supposes
that the country w to be relieved of mo-
noAbpoly by the death of the old man'they
are mistaken." Young Vanderbiit Is just
as shrewd as his father, and", if any dif
ference, more grasping. s
BUSINESS
Is as dull as possible. There Is absolutely
nothing doing and no prospect of anything.
Between the hot weather And the dull
times, Xew York is as disagreeable a spot
as there Is 011 earth.
METRO
Wlstar'a Ilaliutni of Wild Cherry.
The ereat remedy for Consumption
This well-known remedy is offered to the
Diiblic, sanctioned by the experience of
1 .- . . 1 1 . . .
over lorty years , nuu n tit'ii resorteu to in
season, seldom fails to effect a speedy euro
ot coushs, colds, croup, bronchitis. Influen
za, whooping ' cough, hoarseness, pains or
soreness in the chest or side, bleedhiirat the
lungs, liver complaint, etc. Beware of
counterfeits! Kemomber that the gcnulue
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry lias ou
the outside wrapper the 8lruatnre of "I.
Butts" d the printed name of the pro
prietors, "Seth Wi Fowxe & Sons, Bos
ton." All others are base Imitations.. Ex
amine" the wrapper carefully before pur-
cnasmg. (.sept
. - - . jy ry, sr - ;
8ARATOUAA FARCE.
Scene : Parlor in the Grand Union Ilq
...I ........... I T1 . . T T M . .
"-' onraiua oprmgs. filter iiuuiuitu f I - fc( i
and Morrissey, "tAA-o props of virtue torlan i" -"
Christian prince," disguised as reforraes,4 lj i ,''
escorting Gov. Hendricks to tlie side LfV&t JjJ
Gov. Tilden,' seated on1 the' St. Louts plil U ' '-'
form.: -.- 1 V K5-.J i
. l i . . i . a . , 1
iai 1 1 sjr aim itv ottv vs a. iuv n
Hendricks. By the mass, . and 'tis d
camel, indeed !
Tilden.' Metliinks it Is like a weasel.
Hendricks. It is backed like a weasel.'
Tilden. Or like a Ayhale.'
Hendricks. Very Itfie.a whale.'
Exit Hoffman audi Morrissey.
Tilden. Come, cousin, canst thou quaka
and change thy color,
Murder thy breath In the middle of a word,'
And then Bgalu egiQ and Vop1 again,"
As if thou Avert distraught and mad witt
: terror?
Hendricks. Tut, I can counterfeit the
tragedian ;
Speak and look back, and pray oh every"
. , side; -: .. .
Tremble and start at wagging of a straw,'
Intending deep suspicions ; ghostly looks,'
Are at my service, like enforced smiles,'
And both are ready in their offices.
At any time, to grace mf stratagems.'
Tilden. We are lu accord.
Hendricks. In accord.
S't. Louis Journal'
Albany Collegiate Institute Com
mences next Monday, September 4th, mJ
der the charge of Prof. L. J. Powell, with
a full and competent corps of teachers.
Wre understand that thij College building;
is to be painted, refitted? fence built around
it, etc." Under the guidance of Professor
Powell the Institution is bound' to' take a
high rank among the educational instil uvr
tions of the State.
Our readers will thank us for tlie follow
ing sure preventive against hydrophobia In
dogs : Boil three tiblespoonfuH of salt and",
an ounce of ca'rbolfe pbwdef1' fri a pint of
water, squeeze in s lemon, and then let a
piece of irreat slmmef In the mixture to"
give It attractive taste. Take out Ute meat,'
and put the liquor in a cool place. Then
while the remedy is coofing lead the do
out behind the barn and shoot him between
the eyes with a Remington rifle. One pint
of the liquor will be found enough' for 00
dogL
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A Case or Thirty Years- Standing."
East Aurora, X. Y Mav 22. 18727
Messrs." Secti W. FOWLE& Sons:" t..mm
Gentlemen I was . troubled -with' tXf
pepsia for thirty years,, and fried seve'mT
medicines advertised for the, cur. of tld?'
distressing complaint without deriving; an
ociieiii, inuii iticnii., tuoui ,1 year ago i,.
commenced the Peruvian Syrup, and after"
using altogether twelve bottles I find my-"
self entirely cured., I consider my case
iiib wcrsi. k ever nearu 01, auu 1 take great
pleasure in recommending the Peruvian
Syrup to all dyspeptic?, believing that It
will be sure to cure them.
Yours respectfully, J, T. IBOWEN". '
Sold by all druggists. sept.
A tillicum had a cat which lie cared no'
longer to posse.. He took the animal into'
the garden, struck it. nine times with a'
hammer, and, as it still moved,' lie boxed
its ears with a spade, and then' burled' It
Xext morning that cat walked serenely
into breakfast, wllltuff to' lbrge't' the past.'
Valuable WOkk". Isaiah Hart U can-"
vassing the county for the sale of the 'Pa
cific Law Ericj'clopedia,"" a most valuable"
work, and which should be in the hands of "
all. But Mr. IK will explain the beauties
ot the work to you when you see hltri.
The Whitehall Times asks :" "If Xeces
eity is. the mother of invention," will some
sharp paragraphist please Inform' us who
the father Is ?" WbyV tie husband of Win'.'
Xecessity, of course. Isn't this a-pa relit
enouirli ? 1
The newest collar is called the "Safety. n
It is so named from the fact- that Is high
encugh for a man who wears one to crawl1
up behind it and hide when his wife steps
In at the office to Inquire whether he mailed'
her letters.
Bright eyes," regular features and a irricol
ful figure fall to produce their due rffect
the complexion is defaced with pimples of
blotches, or the skin is rough or harsh." To"
remedy these defects use Glenn's Sulphu
Soap. ; '
CALLED.-i-Those two eminent ISi-hts5 at,
temperance, Major Duriba'ato.cf'Captl'Bart.
iVllen, called Monday mbnimjS. A! wars'
glad to'see otVr ft fends.'
It is proposed to seud aV ahlateur brass"'
band into Montana aikl make the Indians
go West, - j ,.'
At a chuMi entertaiument in CaUforoia
rum punch was smuggled in as cold tea.-'
The desire lor tea became great.
j - -
Sioux squaws do not wear striped, stock
ings. Three streaks of green paint' ai
cooler and cheaper.
The Trio 1
'. We three.
Reformers bev .. .
; Tilden. Tweed,'
s And Morrissey.
Thousand's ot base, deceivers are hungf .
every night on the back of chairs. -
The. M." E. Conference In session
since the 23d of August, adjourned on Slon-'
day. Aug. 28, about 11 o'clock A. u. I It -proved
to be one of the most interesting , t
and successful sessions ever held. In tho
State, the members departing to their dif
ferent fields ot labor with fresh conrsgff '
and zeal to work in the Blaster's cause