volume vm ALBANY, OREGON, MARCH 24, 1876. NO . 27, BUSINESS CAltDS. SAMUEL. E. YOUNG, WhoU:nle and Retail. Dealer in DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, THRESHERS, REAPERS & MOWERS, "CTWAGOMS, PLOWS, SEED DRILLS,, BROADCST SEED SOWERS, ETC. First street, Albany, Urtca Terms : Oa.s?li. U20v7 St. Charles Hotel, farMr W.fthlastoH ana First Kta., ALBANY, OREGON, Matthews & Morrison, "proprietors. Hoita newly furnisliod throushont. The lms the market affords always on the tahle. , t'n .aaeta ta and frnas Use Mquwu. P. C. HARPER & CO., -Dealers in CtoUite. Paats ami Kfcoea, Hnta, Wroee rlrs, I n.rjr UaodK, Kothtnn, KliotKana Ml ristola, 3iala, Itopf, Mlrr.ru, ' Wllrprr, . Hood nod Willow Ware, TraukH mid VhIUi-h, lwkrt CuUery, Af .., old very low cither for cash, or to prompt rwy i.3 Ins customers on time v7 Halting and Moving Buildings. WK THE l"SIEltl(iXKl llKfl LEAVE TO iiiiiiounif to tho citizens tf AUnny and mirmumliuir country t lint. having; itnpplU-l ur Hdves wltli the iiwi'Wiry machinery for ruis-in- and removing bnildinrH, we are ready lit u'l time tt receive order for such work, which wc will do in -hort or lor at lowest rates. We Kiiarantce entire satisfaction in all work tinder taken ly n. rtnlers left at the KmiSTtn office promptly nttented to. Apply to. Alba, BAXTV.ALLEXiCO. Or., April 21. 1S7.1. 2sv7 O- S5- S. CO. T?RM AND AFTER DATE, ITXTIL FCK- A- thcr notJce, rreiltl irwut rORTLAXD to ALBAXV ; ',. .:. : will be v OH DOLLAR PER T0 AS wwn fneisfct t Us AeKvcrcd at POUT &VA&0 r A.STOR I A Free of Drayage ud Wliurfiige, At Reduced Rates. Boats will leave ALBAXV for CcaiVAI-AIS or lMUTI.ANH For fart lujeiwrtieiikurs, apply ' . ' ISKA II & MOM'ITm, AHny, Nov. I'l, T4-1'2 ivnita CHAA, B. XU.NTAGIT. ROBT. VCXET. HOST AGUE &McCALLEY, A HE NOW OPESIXG A M AO.NIFICKXT JX. stock af FALL AND iWipER GOODS ! 1ected with car, and tough t for coin at Nmndaloniilv Low Figure And as we bought lotr ' can and will sell t lie in at price that will Astonish Everybody. Come aatlseooiuf selection sof " . Ims 1 earls, i , ... - ... . . Jmpmm: . - --" 'KIimw 1m, Pique, Krll llaaSea, , .".'.-'.'. .' Marseille, Fpll . wjlbB-" irllr; "Collarette, . . . , . irfe, , . Vi ftiif the todies, and oaf complete lines of " Oeadymade Clothing, CottoniMirs, farifil in ciauii. HK - . of all dxaoriptkma cor men and itoj-s. Also, run assortments of : Grueeries, "croctef y" aid . Glassware. , or evcrybody- The )iest'gooda.a.t the lowest mtes every iimc. Kr'owie and ana, bsnun, oncon, Ootcer 30. Wit. f c i Furniture 3Varerooms. " ?,!iiflEl -GRAF,'"-"3" HAVTKO rmretMwad the entite lFOt of J. Collar in the late firm of Graf Collar. In the furniture hualnass, takes this opportunity to return his thanks to t lie citlns of AHxtny and vietatty who ijave Rone ron Kl y jt rrm Ued him in the pant, and rospeotfull v ok contiauanee at the same. 6"AH kinds of tnr nitnra kept on hund and nuuttifHrtnred totwler at lowest rates, .-... v.. fUtil UKAF Albany, Sotr. 14-VSnJ ; . Zzih IIsiis & Barber Sltop. Tiik rvnRcrajf ki would i!EPKtrr fullv thank the citizens of A I twin - and vt rinttv for tho Hoerul patronoKe bestowtwl on him tar tHe pst twivun yir, and hopes tho future a continuation of tlie.tr fiivora. rurtlt wnrnmaOfttlon of tnumient cruiBTWif .and frkn- In tti i'Tn'C !! itrt" town, nn hiM-onen-ed a neat little aliop next door to Taylor Mros, Saloon, where a i?Kvl wnrkinan -will always bu In attndneo to w;jt Uixm iiatronH. ... MTT FIRST C'UEST. "Door, Jcnlis!" " " Yes, sir." My servant bowed profoundly as he hastened to answer tho office bell. I was impressed with the belief that Tenks, as a waiting-man was altogether too genteel for me ; his demeanor was perfectly resjiectful ; he obeyed all my orders with promptitude and dispatch yet I never encountered his cold, ana lytical eye without feeling decidedly uncomfortable. I remembered how compassionately he smiled, the first morning of bis attendance, when I in sisted upon dressing myself, and his qniet air of contempt as he took the blackiig-brush from me when I made a feeble effort to polish my owir-boots. I fancied myself a convict m the hands oT a jailor, while he dusted my coat, and sui-.ttthed my stove-pipe. Tho as cendency that Jenks had over me was truly alarming ! I dared scarcely open my mouth in his presence, for fear that his critical ear would detect some blun der. I was even forced to the humilia ting necessity of keeping my luncheon of doughnuts and cheese for consecutive hours in my breeches pocket, lest the inevitable wretch should discover that I lunched out-side of a coffee-house. I am positive that Captain MacSword,ot the Independent Uifles, recommended the fellow to me specially as a loiument, but here he returns with a polite bow, and lays a card on my desk. "Lady, sir, would like to see you." "Yes, Jenks," I said, fixing my eye glasses on my nose, and examining the card. "Wis Eleanor Bffi,,s,of Clihm, a pretty name to begin with," thought I. "Show her in, Jenks." "Yes, sir," replied Jenks, with ag gravating composure, and resting his hand on the door-knob. CiIn case any one calif, sir?" Don't di.-turb me." "Xo, sir' Jenks looked at Lie scmtiiii.ingly, and vanished in his noiseless way as though tlu phantom of Jenks had come and gone. "A client, I supp:sc," I mentally ejaculated, as I threw myself in a pro fessional attitude, and seized a volume of Story's Digest. I was a young lawyer, of moderate expectations, and, encouraged by a little stipend left me by a bachelor uncle I had the hardihood to hang out my sign, from a small office that opened on neck man Street. 1 do not know that any one noticed the sign, save myself, which I was accustomed to contemplate with much inward satisfaction, at 'least a dozen times luring the day, in all the glory of gilt lettering, "CJeoikie IJiir. gkave, Attorney at Jim?."' However, if I had no clients, I retain ed at least the semblaiice of business, and always took care to walk hurriedly into the office, with my hands full of thcn mciits, leaving everybody to imagine that I was weighed down with as many cases of magnitude and importance as the Ilouorablc District Attorney him self. I was apparently absorbed in pro found study, as the tloor opened, and the graceful figure of a youitcr lady, rJ.til in deep mourning, softly glided to ward my desk. I started with an exclamation of admiration, as she threw aside her veil, and revealed a countenance of exceed ing loveliness. It was the finely chiscr- ed and expressive features of a young girl that had barely reached her 18 h year ; dark-blue eyes of heavenly depth azeti ttjioii me, with a sad,, inquiring air. as she said : " Is this Mr. . IJelgrave ?" : . "That ia my iiame,",r replied, rising with a bad attempt to be very calm and self-distiosed. "I5e seated, miss." She timidly accepted the chair which I wheeled near my owii, and observed hesitatingly, j "You have heard ot the Bnfiiiis of Clifton r' ! 'Never before," said I, deferentially.' "I presume you refer to yovr family. Now I eall to mind, 1 did meet with an article in the JTerahl, referring to some trouble about the Buffiu's estate." 44 It concerns us I mean mother and myself" replied Miss Brtfiins, with a vivid blush, "lure paragraph I hap pen to have with meiihd as it particu larly indicates the object of my visit, I wilt ask you to read it again." "As she spoke, tho young lady drew a newspaper from her pocket, and point ed out the paragraph alluded to, which site had underlined with a pencil. I read it with renewed interest : , "THE BOFriXSE!?rATB ALLEGED 1X3AM' TT OK MliS. BUFFISS. lftrfveal iTonea n rt n urfl!f hir mprclifitifi doing btisiittiss In Lisperfflrd Street; died, and bcqiieatiied a handsome property, about halt a million, to his widow. Mrs. Jane JJufflns. & clause In the .will provid ed that, in case of ber marriage o preina- rtire uiscea. rue euardianshipanu control of the property should revert to Mr. Kalph Dorle, until K lea nor, his tonly daughter, should come of age. Iir tlie mean time. Itowerer, Mrs. Butilns, who has manifested tor several months past strong symptoms of Insanity, lias been deemed incapable ot manastne Iter own affairs sha was yester day, through tho advice of Iter attendant physiclana . removal to the Insane Retreat, at Bloomingdaie. In consequence of this tlie gnanllanshlp and control of tlie rouna "Well. I eiacuUtedL drawlorr a deep breath, as I finished tho perusal of the paragraph, and handed the news paper back to the young lady. " well, what then?" t r . " Mr. lielgra ve,' ' eaid M istMearicr yehemently, while her slight, graceful form trembled with excitement, "you are, as yet, unacquainted with the truth. My toother is not mad, neither has she ever manifested the slightest tendency to insanity. She has been so represented by 1 Jalph Dorle, and he even bribed the physicians and suborned witnesses to prove it. She is the victim, Of a base, unprincipled man " "I see," I interrupted, with a wise shako ot my head. "A conspiracy to get the property in his hands. Go on." "This scheming villain, Dorle,"chas me almost entirely in his power," she con tinued. "He has lately gone to far as to forcibly detaiu me a prisoner in my own house, and treats, me with ruel rigor Yesterday I aocideutly found a check sigii3d by him, for a small amount of niouey, and with this I resolved to escape. TJub I accomplished by bribing the iailoress to allow me a brief leave of absence, and now I ni tree.".'l,came to yon, sir, hearing that you are a young lawyer of integrity, who will hot easily be corrupted by the aitful representa tions ot lfalph Dorle." ' "We will soon put an end to his ty rannical course," I observed, important ly making an entry in my memorandum book. I was at that moment, let me confess it, considerably flattered by the circumstance of the young iady refer ring the case to me, a brietless young lawyer. 1 thought, besides, that Miss Kloanor Buftins was altogether the pret tiest and most engaging girl I had ever had the good fortune to meet; all my sympathies were aroused in her behalf. It was one ot those romantic episodes in the life of a professional mau that might lead to fortune and fame. I al ready fancied myself in a "brown stone front," and, in tlie glowing enthusiasm of youthful imagination, pictured my self as standing at the head of my pro fession. "The first step necessary to be taken." pursued I, "is to obtain the release of your good mother ; the next to save you from the persecution of your un natural guardian. I'll tell you what I will do I will go round and see Dorle myself. It might frighten him a little, and, rather than risk a public exposure, he will lie quite ready to effect a corn- promise. . "If yon are resolved upon seeing him," remarked Miss Eleanor, hesitatingly, "may I beg the favor of accompanying you ?" "Certainly," I replied, with a glance of warm admiration at the plump little beauty. "I have not the slightest ob jection. Miall we go now i "As you please, sir." I took down my hat from its peg, without another word, put on my best kids, which I always liad ready, in a side jitK.ket, for extra occasions, and, with a low bow to Miss Eleanor, gallant'- offered her my arm. She accept ed it, unhesitatingly, and wo stepped out into the passage. I was in hopes of running the bh:kadc without en countering the critical eje of my man servant. De'usive hopo ! Just as we fairly reached the door, Jenks made his appearance, and civilly opened it. "Jenks," said I, quite vexed at the officious politeness of the scoundrel "it any one calls, tell 'em they needn't wait. Important, business will detain me out this afternooi "All right, sir," replied Jenks, scrut inizing Miss Hnfhns with a vulgar leer "Hang tho fellow," I mentally ejac ulated. "He is positively laughing in his sleeve at me. I wonder if he has the impudence to suppose, this girl is Ituh v 1 ciaculateu aloud : whereupon my fair companion started and said "Sir?" in an interrogative tone and I heartily aiiologized. I could have killed Jenks oa the spot ! I was in the mood to do it. I could have shot him, stabbed him with a dirk, or bayonetted him in zouave style; but it required some self-possession to conceal my wrath, and softly replied, "Oh, nothing, miss," and still muttering awful threats of vengeance against my aggravating man servant, I conveyed my lady friend into the street., " - :'fV ii. After we had walked a few blocks in silence, Miss IJuflins carelessly ob served : "Mr. Belgravc, my watch has stopped. Can you tell mi what time it is?" "Let me see," I replied, ostentatious ly displaying my own handsome "hunt ing case." "It is jusfi four o'clock." "What a pity J" exclaimed the young lady, in a tone of disappointment. "I intended tp get the eheckv-of sDorle cashed, but of cousre I am too late. The banks are closed. Mother's sad fate has so engrossed my thoughts, that I quite forgot about it until this mo- 5 "Don't disturb? yourself on..hat ac count, said I, politely. "If the amount is not too large, perhaps I may be able to cash it tor you, myself." rs "You- arp very, kind," rejouicd JJiss Boffins, with a s sweet . amfeA The amount is over four, luindrcd dollars." i 1 bit iay lip. Tlie sum was larger than I anticipated.6 However as? I had made the proposition, I was too proud to recede. t "I am sorry that I havo not so ranch at my command," I remarked, . apolo getically ; "but I think ; I can find a substitute at the next store, Grindwell & Co.- Tho firm are friends of mine, and will doubtless cash tlie check, as a personal favor," Vs if -a ,f '. f Leaving Miss Bo ffinsontside, I walk ed into the office of Grindwell & Co."V " "Good afternoon, Mr. Grindwell,' shaking hands, with the principal part ner, who wore ppectac.les.ayd. a high5 shirt collar; ,lllowV cotton today?" "Cotton is up, and up is .down,'? re plied the merchant, facetiously. Take, a-seat, IJelgrave." , : . .. .... : "'Can't stay fact is, Griiidwell, I called in to see if you would cash a check lor we ?" ... "Certainly, with pleasure," responded Grindwell, looking at the document. "iSecona Jvational J funic, JVero York pay to tlie bearer or order four hun d-ed anct fifty doUdm Jialph JJorle." - - "What's this, Belgrave, eh, eh ?" 1 was willing to havo him think so I only laughed and shook my head mysteriously. . v . .. "Good for, a start, upon my word IJelgrave," said tlie merchant. "By the by, he added,' pleasantly "who is that pretty rnrl you aire escorting ?" "Tliat's a secret, I ansjrered, with a knowing wink.; "Tell you some other time." v "Ha ha, ha ' lauglied Grindwell "You are an uncommon dry fellow shrewd, devilish shrewd T , I could hot hetir tEnfcihg1 1 rrij-seTf; as I departed with the greenbacks in my hand. Miss Eleanor Buffi ns was kicking her pretty shaped gaiter boots against the stoop, with some -impatience, as I pres ently rejoined her. "Keally Mr. IJelgraye, I am sorry to put yon to all this trouble, she said, with one of her winning smiles, as she received the money and deposited it safely in her wallet.1 "It is certainly kind, but we have in? time to lose. If we do not hurry, we may miss seeing Doric. I wish him to understand that I cannot and will not submit to his tyrannical usurpation of authority." I secretly applauded the spirit of my lovely client, and, talking pleasantly to beguile the time, we hastened tip Broad way, threaded tho intricacies ot Bleeker street, and in less than half an hour halted in front of a plain-looking man sion, ornamented with an old-fashioned, brass knocker. "We have reached Mr. Dorle'sJ whispered my fair companion, drawing nearer to me, and trembling like & leaf". "I feel my courage deserting me, now I am here. He is a cruel man. I fear that he may use violence, when he un derstands that that you have con sented to Ixj my friend. "Be calm, Miss Eleanor. Nav, perceive you are greatly. agitated. Yon can remain outside until I return. really see no necessity of your entering the house at all." "I will do just as you say," murmur ed ..Miss E'eauor, faintly. , Of course, under the circumstances, it could only add to her excitement to confront Iier guardian just then ; so I requested her to ftcp hi a drng-store nearby and wait forme. She obeyed witliont hesitation, while-Jj somewhat flurried with the prospect ot a stormy interview with her guardian, hastened to announce my presence. A dirty -faced servant-girl presented herself, in answer to my summons. jlr, Balph Dorle was in. Handing the maid my card, I crept into a dark parlor, where I sat in solitude and gloom, amus ing myself by drawing a fancy picture ot the artful Mr. Dorle, whom I imagin ed to be an ugly old gentleman on the shady side of fifty, with a cunning, evil expression on his wrinkled features, but was somewhat confused, when the door opened, to confront a pleasant, benevo- ler.t-faccd old gentleman, who bowed in the most genial manner possible. "Mr. Balph Dorle," I stammered, hesitatingly. - "That's my name, Mr. Belgrave,1 said Eleanor's guardian, sm'ling, as he threw open the blinds, ml waved me to a seat. " You must excuse this hermit-looking apartment ; my house looks like a tomb since Eleanor left us. 1'oor cirl she is yet to learn tlie sad news of her mother's death. ; "Mrs. Buffins is dead then ?" I said, with a start. ; "Yes, sir, she died yesterday morn ing, at four o'clock, quite peacefully, so I learned from the attendant physicians. Tho distressing malady which had afflicted her for several years took a fatal turn, as wo all feared. .Poor Eleanor is how an orphan." e I was quite chop-fallen' by this unex pected and startling news. It had npset all my calculations at one fell blow. 1 was unable to realize it. $ To ease myself of an uu pleasant sus picion, I inquired. "When did Eleanor leave , toomo ?" f "About six months ago," replied Mr. Dorle, staring at mo with an odd ex pression, of surprise. ' ' : ! ; His reply mystified mo more than ever. "Why," rejoined I,, she assured me that she escaped from your house, this very morning." . ; .. V ', You speak in enigmas, Mr. Belgrave. A ro you awaro that my ward, Miss Eleanor, is now! in Paris, .where slie is completing her 'rndimentary education. . i was agiiast., :. "... s; "Good Heavens.'" I exclaimed, at last ; "here is some mystery that needs cfcaring up," and without hesitation I fiapidly recapitulated how and where I had become acquainted with . iss LSut tins. ' "- -;:.f -. u1 regret to sa v that vou have been dnped and deceived by a wily and art ful impostor," said Mr." Dorle, gravely. "The genuine Miss Buffins is it Utile girl but nine year old" 1 ' ! it a thunderbolt had fallen at my feet I could not have been more amazed. I gazed like one in a dream at Mr. Dorle, and slowly reason began to dawn on my mind. Mechanical !y'! 1 'placed my S hand td ' my fob and . found my watch gone: Then I dived desperately into my breeches pocket, and discovered that my wallet, containing fifty dollars, was also missmcr: so that my wnoie loss by, this misadventure might be sum med up as follows : Amount on Forged Check. . . ..$450 00 Value cf Watch and Chain . , ..... .f "J5Q 00 , $50 00 Total ....$850 00 As soon as my legs could take me to the police station, I made known my loss to the authorities, and a force ot detectives was instantly put upon the track of the false Miss Buffins ; but she had availed herself of my brief inter view with Mr. Dorle, and, in the interim, had made good her escape with her ill cotten booty. -'" i:Ji v';:;; I sever heard from her or my missing property again ; bat I consoled tnyelt tor this treble disaster, Hby summarily discharging my genteel man-servant, "Jenks," wlw, I suspected, laughed io his sleeve at my simplicity and credulity. I don't know whether I could possibly prove it ; but it was enough to.eee tltat I was the laughing-stock of , every mid dlihg"" lawyer and pettifogger, from Chambers street to the purlieus of the tombs; and, though I strove manfully against the torrent of ridicule that en gulfed me, it proved too much for a young man of my slender legal attain ments, and in a tew weeks I quietly hauled down my sign and became a broker's clerk, with no lingering ambi tion to figure as a "notary public,' or even enroll ray name among tlie dusty hies of Polico Court. ... How aid Peter Bennt Won His Case. If Alexander II. Stephens should be at home and his mind not absorbed by public affairs, the visitor will rind in him one of the best and most prolific anecdotists of the day. One story alas that he cannot sit in the types to tell it ! is the Peter Ben net speech. A Dr. Koyston, doubtless a most excellent man,: bad sued 31 r. Bcnnct, a farmer, tor his bill. " Little Aleck," as Alexander is minified by his friends, told his client, Peter B., that the case ot service and its value were proved against him in legal form and there was no real defense. But the old farmer insisted that his lawyer should "ciixi lr tr f Via men Yf ' KtArihAne .- !1 him that lie onght to speak 1 himself if he thought a speeoh could be made,aud was surprised by the retort, " I will, if Bobby Toombs won't be too liard on me." iir. l combs promised and I'eler Bonnet began : "Gentlemen of the jury, I ain't no lawyer and , no doctor, and you ain't nuther. And it we farmers don't stick together, these here doctors and lawyers will get the advantage ot us. 1 ain't got no objections to lawyers and doc tors in their place, and some : is clever men, but they ain't farmers, gentlemen of the jury. Now this Dr. Koyston was a new doctor, anil 1 sent lor hun to doctor my wife's sore leg. And he did, and put some salve truck on it and some rags, but never done it a bit ot good, gentlemen of the jnrv. 1 don't believe he a no doctor no way. J here's doc tors as I know is doctors, sure enough, but this aurt no doctor at all. This was evidently telling, and Dr. Royston put in with, "Look at my di ploma, and see if I am not a doctor." "His diploma!" said the new-tied ged orator, with great contempt. " 1 hat ain't nothiu, fbr'no piece ot paper ever made a tuctor vet." "Ask my patients," shouted the now furious physician. ... .. , J Lis was the conventional straw that seeemed to break the back of the : ora. tor's patience. " Ask your patients ! " he said, "your patients Why,they'b all dead." J hen, in rapid dec lama tion, he named case after case, well known, but mostly amontr the nesrro servants ot his neighbors, where his op ponent had treated them, and their owners buried, them, and contimud " Ask your patients ! Wrhy, I would have to seek them in the lonesome churchyard, and rap on tlie silent tomb to get answers from the dead, lou know they can't say nothin' to this case, for you've killed them all ! " " Tlie ap plause closed the speech, and the defen dant won hta case, Homk-Made Cream Candy. To a coffee-cupful of white ' sugar add two tablespoontula ot water to dissolve it, and boil, without stirring, io a bright tin pan until it will crisp in. , water like molasaes candy. . Just before it is done put in a teaspoontul of extract of vanilla. or lemon or peppermint essence, and a quarter of a teaspoonful of cream tartar. When done, pour out into a' buttered pan, and when cool enough to handle, work it as you would molasses candy until it is perfectly white, then stretch and lay on a marble slab or molding- board ; with a chopping knife cut into mouthfuls and lay it on buttered paper on a plate. .When children want candy, by all means let them have ! that made at home,' and they will hot eat plaster of paris, 4 clmlk, starch and poisonous compounds which derange their stomach and ruin their teeth. - . .. , - A letter from Brick iat, .Umatilla county, says: "Tlie wjmrrels are not so numerous this spring M- tiiey were last; besides, we haro invented a ' machine with whioli we thmk they cati 1 exter minated. We born sulphur and ras in the machine and blow the smoke into tlieir ltolesiio.lt-has proved. n entire success, as we have dog them out dead from life lM)tie&fe! fforaiiJwIiere f the smoke was blown into tlie hole. For two years past, the squirrels have de stroyed our - wheat and oaU entirely. Everybody was .discouraged, and 'had given up the hope of trying to raise grain anymore. ' But the introduction of this machine and the success attending its use seems to have infused . new life into our squirrel-plagued section. . Eve rybody is breaking all the sod they can ami preparing to bow a big wheat crop this fall. Cash voon ot bats is kesucmy. My friend Colonel Budd called my attention to tho increase of mora's on the part of the Legislature only this morn- ing. lie said ; . "1 can readily Torgivc, sir, any omission ot my correct title in addressing me, as I see was the case in your report of the meeting between my self and Ensign Mulligan, a few days agor but, notwithstanding my mode, ly, and small desire for blood, when it comes to a friendly meeting day after day, I must, in honor to my soldierly achievements and to my position inciyil life, insist that you shall either call me "Mister" or Colonel" jost as yon please; -but (with dignity) I am not a Major sir;" The necessary correction was made at once, when the Colonel proceeded,- with an affability and polite ness that I have rarely seen excelled ; even ui the more southern States, to tell what lie knew about poker playing in Frankfort. Ila said : "1 have frequent ly seen, sir, in this Capital and I am sorely hurt, sir, that things have so vastly changed -as much as $500 bet on a pair of deuces." j r : . "In money ?" I eagerly inquired. "In money ? No, sir. A Kentucky gentleman has no occasion to carry his bank around with him. He marks his winnings and losings on his shirt-cuffs, and when the latter exceed the former he sends his linen to wash, and the whole score is wiped out. I shall never forget," the Colonel continued, shaking his fat sides in mirth, "the hand that was played between judge Peterbaugk and Colonel Tanzy, five or six years ago. 1 don t know what either ot them had, but both of them had all their money on the table, and Colonel Tanzy, draw ing a check out of his pocket, hi led it id said : "I raise you, sir, 850." Judge Peterbaugh gave an anxious glance at his ltand, and being satisfied with its contents, apparently, called tor blank check himself, and rapidly fill ing it up and throwing it upon the table, said : "I see your raise, sir, and go you 200 better." "I am siucerely grieved at the circumstance," the Col onel replied, "but I must play my hand;" and calling for another check and filling it np, he wentjthe Judge a thousand bet ter. "Oh, that's a mere bcgatelle," remarked the Judge. "I have a check here for the balance of the money in the world, and I guess yon can t raise me above that." That was a settler ; and tlie Judge took the money : but I don't think I ever enjoyed myself so much as when the Colonrl'd and the Judo's checks were taken down to the bank, the next day and both were found to be quite worthless. The Judge," the Col onel went on to say, "was very fond of a quiet game of draw, ami, when he could come in on two pair, didn't care whether his Judicial Circuit went to or not. At the Capital cue night there was a big pot on the table and it came down between tho J udge and. a member from the saw log region. They bo tn seemed to have good hands, and, after the preliminary betting, the Judge raised his antagonist $20 all the money he had before him. ' "I see that raise,'' exclaimed the saw log man, nervously shoving his cards together, "and go you this pocket-book better," producing an old leatlier wallet with fifty or a hundred wraps about it. i "Oh, you do, do j'ou ?" said the Judge, suspiciously eyeing the battered receptacle of wealth. "Well, then, I am forced under the circumstances" reaching down into his overcoat pocket and producing half a dozen bran ner wallets ' to go you five pocket books better." Both gentlemen got their pis tols out about that time, and the deli cate matter of examining the pocket books was referred to a committee of three of the by standers, who reported that there was nothing in any of the wallets.: when the Judire and the lum berman cordially shook hands across the board, and the game went on. . "I never saw the Judge lay down but one baud " the Colonei remarked as lie carefully brushed some particles ot sand oft the curbstone with tho end of his cane, "and that was under rather peculiar circumstances, The Judge and I had been up to Louisa, on the Big Sandy, getting some counterfeit money, and a few . poisoned chicken-gaffs, to fight a man with at Louisville, when we Jell in at'Catlettsburgh with a ban- dian hellbent on ' playiDgpoker. He didn't know anything more about poker than the babes in tlie woods, but wo humored htm when we got down to business on the boat, ami he came near breaking the whole party by his raises and : bets. Once the Judge, who had fours, called him. . "Oh, Pve got you this time I" . the fiy.np tho creek said. They told mo before I left home that a full was three of one kind aud two of another : here they are, three spades and pair of hearts!" Well, tho Judsre warned him that time, but not likinn the idea of having laid down so many good hands previously on the sucker's Conception r a "full," set up a little job on the stranger.'1 We all came in ; each one urewacam. it was the Big Sandy's mai'c. Hdml; rriiA.A4 ....... !-.... prn . 9 . .. .. j in? lllCb lUttll OC b ?OSJ J tlie second raised him fifty i I saw the raise and went them a hundred better; thei Judge saw the raiso and: went a hund rod better, still, -Tlie Big Sandian went clear down to his boot, and pro duced iis ffroIP! and a huge iiavy re volver. J? rom the rotl of rrveenbacks he carefully counted out a lot of money, and said : 'There's the 900 it takes me to call ; now; What have you got?" The first fellow said t "Well, I've only : got a little pair tens and tens." The next man said r "I jst spot you ; Iv tmt. fnur inUs " I lUVSClt had tOUf I queens, which I showed iqwu the board, when greatly to my "astonishment, tha' Big Sandy man threw font kings upon the fable, and putting hisr immense pis. to! in dangerous proximity with tho' Judge's head, muttered in anassassin's tone of voice. "Now jou son of satan, there are four kings ; what havo you got?". The pistol was too much for the Judge. He had the small mat-; tor of four aces, but there was "bnsiness"" in the stranger's eye. So he threw his four "bullets" into the deck, and said, "Oh,: my; dear fellow, you beat me I. was only bluffing." And. so the Judge 1 laid down;and the Big Sandy ruffian'' got away with the boodle." Tlie Wex Uerman War" Tba(other day a German "called on ' groeer to pay a Tpill, giviil him a $10 note. . "" ; - - 1 - The grocer examined' it" closely, and said. - ... " , " II ullo, wl lero d id joirget th is note?' "Yot is de reasons mit doso notes?' replied the honest Teuton;- "don't 6ho vash good, hem?" "Good?" answered the grocer ; .'wny you're a lucky man that note is worth' $10 50." . . ; , . "Ish dot so? Why for? ' . . . ' You ' see the signature over' hero UOI1 t VOIli j , . . . ..... : "Dose things like a corkscrew rnitde worms? Yah." "Well, that's Spinner's signature." "Yell?" "Well, Mr. Xew is now Treasurer ot? the United States." "Yon don't tole me so. Yell."" "Well, and notes signed by Spinner" are getting scarce, and people pay five per cent, more for them than for tho; new issue.". '" -. ;. , "By shimminy, ish dot so?" "Yes. Lemine see your bills. Why' every one of them is a Spinnerl Man1 alive, your fortune is made." In pursuance of the grocer s ad vice,- Mr. Schneider called at the Sub-Treas-- ury, Saturday afternoon, to get tho pre mium on his bills. -What success he haul it is impossible to state, but ho was seen later in the evening lurking round the street by which the grocer must go" home, and on being accosted ' by anv- acquaintance the following conversation; took place: "Der peebles von bharmany fights well, hein?" " tst. t tf- . : . oiijct. lilts .Tcniiiii itre uinjuestioii- ably a military nation of'tiie first class." "borne big tights, hem? Leipsic 'Yes." "Cud Sadowa?" "Yes." ' TCrtninrnrfn try?' "Certainly." "Und Worth, mid Mars-la-Tour.uiKl1 Gravelotte, und Sedan?" "Of coui-se, of course." - "Dose was all big battles, nlid. der1' Deutsch licked?" "Yes." "Yell, yon joost waits till dat grocery store shnLs himself, und you saw ar Dcutch victory vot makes you forgot alf1 dem little ones." How to Choosk Mkat -It is al- ways important to know Jiow to choose meat in buying. - Ox meat should boot fine grain or fibre, the flesh or meat ot R bright red color and firm, the fait white, and distributed throughout tho lean y it should not bo j'ellow r semi-fluid. It the meat is entirely lean it will bo tough and its nutritive power is low. Yeal is dry it fresh. It should be close grained. If the meat is moist and tlab by it is stale. Mutton should be of ciear ueep iuiik tiov; uiui aim wiui .a liberal supply of fat. Fine wether muV . ton may be recognized by the presei.co' ot a small mass of fat on the npper part of the leg. It is more nutritious than? ordinary mutton, and the darker its tint, the -finer its flavor. Pork should be of " a pale deep pink tint, aud the fat very' firm. It it is soft or it the fat is yellow the meat is bad. . If it is semi-fluid the animal has probably been fed on flesh. About one-fourth of a mile from Pilot rock, Umatilla county, in the direction of Alta, Mr. Sturtevant had a stack of ' hay containing about fifteen tons, and . John Carr another stack, or an interest in Mr. Staurtevant's of eight tons more.- This riTT'WK firort Ym. soma !tvails' fiend on Tuesday morning, last week,- ' about 2 o'clock (as is supposed), and of eowrse, entirely, consumed. No doubt' ie entertained by the good people in tlia section that the hay waa set on fire.-' The stacks were ofTthe line of travel; and no person had occasion to go there;' and there are other reasons, not neces--sary to state, why such a- conclusion is arrivetl at. - Tho Walla Walla Ionian of the 1 1th1 says: "Tho Indians, known as JtsephHr band, consisting ot about 100, big aud little, with a largo cavalcade of horses loaded with their ictas, including wig-' warn poles "' and pappooses, passed through town on Thursday en router from the Wallows to tnJ Umatilla res ervation, where they are going to have' a great horse race. They wero the; finest body of Indians we havo seen for years. They had some fino horses wn lt them. Among the number we noticed a counterpart ot Barnum's wooly horse. Joseph, like his namesake of old, wro garments of many colors." t F.. A correspondent gives a very touch in" description of a scene of domestic' felTcity he witnessed at the home ot ri. young married couplo in Conneeticut. i "I came upon them quite unextectelly,"; ,: he writes. "She was sitting in the front parlor eating peanuts and he was crawl ing around on his knees picking up the' shells."