PCBLISEED IVEKT FRIDAY, JTT COLL. VANOLEVE, IT THE BEQI1TES BOIIDIMO, i Corner Ferry and Firwt Street. ' , I TERMS IS ADVANCE. I Ona copy, one year . . ............. 13 50 ; Ona copy, six months... - To cJubiof twenty. each oopy " i00 ' SrTnJ eooies..... Ten cents. Subscribers outside of Linn county will Ibe .htnrad so cents extra 70 ftr the year as t bat Is the amount of postage per annum which we are required to pay on each paper mailed by u. ' ' AgeMto tor the Keg-lster. The following; named gentlemen are author ised to receive and receipt for subscriptions to the Ricgisteij in the localities mentioned : Messrs. Kirk A Hunio Brownsville Robert Glass Crawfordsvtlle. W. P. Smith Halscy. O. P. Tompkins.. Harrisburg. . H. Claugh ton ...... . Lebanon . A. Wheeler Co. . . . .Shedd. Messrs. Smith & Bras field..,'. Junction City. . J. B. Irvine...', A-?io- Thos. H. Reynolds...,;.. ....t. Salem. W. Water house Monmouth. I POST OFFICE KKfalNTFJR. ' - MAILS arktvk: Prom Railroad (north and south) dally at 11-10 p.m. From Corva.ll to, daily, at 10.30 A . w. From Lebanon, tri-weekly, (Monday, Wednesday and Fttday) at 10.30 A. M. si Ati-e depart: For Railroad (north and ratll), daily, close prompt at 11.10A. M. For Corvallie, daily, at 12J0 V. !f . ."- For Lebanon, tri-weekly, (Monday, Wed nesday and Friday) at S p. K. Office hours from 7 H A. M. to IK P. M. Sunday, from 1-2 m. to 2 p. M. Money order office honrs from 9 A. M. to r. St. P. H SAVHOXD, P. M. YBIDAY... ....SEPTEMBER 3. 1875.' "Dout make war on the' stomach," cays a patent medicine advertisement. That's so ; tkm't. The country has had about enough ot intestine warfare. Did you ever meet Alonzo Brown of Vir ginia? If you neAerdid, yon never will. He was found out West hanging to a limb the other day, and a paper piuueU to tiis coat read : He stole hams.' A lady living: near Troy has a piece of soar. Rfinnnuxi rn iw a minriri wars oiri Isn't it astonishing how long some people can keep soap in the house and never feel the slightest temptation to use it? Dr. Von Bulow, the great pianist of Ger many, who is About to visit this country, is probably the .nost skillful performer on the pianoforte ndW living. He U a native of Dresden, and aged forty-live. It never pays to fret and growl when the future seems our f e ; the better bred will ' push ahead and strike a braver blow. For i luck is work, and those who shirk pliould not lament their doom, but yield their pl.ny ' and clear the way, that better men have room. A little three-year-old boy in Hartiord in attempting to console his mother, who was watching by the death-bed of hU little sister, said : " Don't cry. mamma; it Nel lie wants to die let her die; it will be so nice for to have her own way just once.1' While the ladies of Oneida, New York, were working at the election of a no license Board of Fxercise, one of them received the following note: My dear wite :.I have washed the baby, put her to bed, and stirr ed the fire; what shall I do next? Your lov ing husband." Such a man is handy to have in any family, especially one in which the iemile head has a taste for politics. A delicate verdict Gideon NicholU was a fireman on a locomotive in the railroad vam ac I .Hninpn npv .ikiv i tia inptr , which sat tlie other day, in finding a ver--dict in accordance with the facts, " further recommend the company having charge ot the switches to trove a more perfect under standing between the switchmen and engi neers, especially in relation to extra trains. Mark Twain's joking advertisement for the body of the boy who stole his umbrella at base ball .match recoiled rather heav ily upon him.. Rome medical student left A 'case" the corpse of a boy at his bouse, and 3 lark was thought to have been bis murderer until the janitor of the uiedl- xcaJ college claimed the " subject." A young and newly married couple pass--ed along the line of the Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad a few days since, both trav eling on free passes. Some years ago the groom granted right of way to the raiivesd company through his lands on condition, among other things, that when he was mar ried be should nave two free wedding ex cursion tickets. The event before noted is the sequel to this contract. When a "hill" girl retires for the night now she first fastens down the windows of her boudoir, then opens the door to its full est extent, to permit ot ready exit in case of necessity,then turns up the gas brightly, cautiously approaches the couch, and tretn--blirrgly looks under the bed. then she shuts and locks the door, looks under the bed, lays back her back hair, looks under the Tbed, turns down the gas, pokes around mi--d or" the bed with the. broomstick, and at last Jumps into bod with a little yelp, and dreams of burglars all night. ... . A Farmers bov was crosslne a field where a very wild and voracious bull was Allowed co run at large. "When the boy bad about .reached the middle of the field be suddenly saw the bull, with head lowered rushing furiously at him. Being accustom ed to managing cattle, he was in no way diseoncerted, but ran to a tree near by and commenced running around it, with the bull after him ; presently be caught the bull by the tail and commenced belaboring him unmercifully with a stick. - The bull, finding that "tail" was turned started off at a run, the boy hanging to him, but the taster be run the -more the-boy belabored him, uutil finally he commenced bellowing. 0,"' says the boy. increasing bis blows, 'you may bellow, but I'd like to know who started this." b yx s.---,-' Terrible Encounter wtth a Snake. At BUver Lake. Pennsylvania, a fourteen ? ear-oKi servant gtri, wan nas Deen spenu ng a few days in the wilds of Pike Coun ty, bad a narrow escape on Saturday last from being strangled to death by a black snake. She was sent by ber mistress out into the. woods to pick whortleberries. , She crossed the lake in a small row boat, and - accompanied by a small Newfoundland fS wlked about three quarters of a mile plenty. After filling ber basket, she sat taTaW? J?d.tlb5p Ai there was no on near enough to hear her mes. At length, when so exhausted that sb was tumble to cry out,- the snake twisted its bead around so that the eirt oould reaeS It. At first she waa afrakt to touch the Biooster. lhen realizing that she mv-M do something or perish she caught tna so.s-.fcs & HH.it the neck and choked it un tii It r -J v-i lt hold and fell to the ground . The f ' A i n throw it Against a roek, and vsce J Iti -fcilllni iu She tied a small " Meter. :wic2" aroaod-tlM.- anake's .neck .andu. i is LstTia. It measuned six feet -elsrea ...tes.' , . . UoW Cbarley May "Won bis Wife. "You ask me to give you my daughter for your wih Senor Carlos you, a "iankee and a sailor I Have you thought what that means P Mercedes is my only child, and the heir to twenty league of laud and ten thoi&audJiead of cattle and horses! And with you lor a husband what - could you do? You know about ships, but not ot our life or our business. You can not ride or use the lasso.. You would be the laugh ing stock ot every ranchero and vaquero in California, and I utwl my daughter would be despised ! Ko, Senor Carlos, my daugh ter must marry a man that is able to hold his own in the saddle against any one to care for the cattle hiinselt. I won her mother by being th5 best horseman in the country, and no man shall take my place its owner of this ranch and cattle and hors es with Mercedes for Ins wife, except in the same way." r "Do you mean; Senor Valderez, that If I can liold my own against your California horsemen, that you will consent to-our marriage?" "Yes if you can hold vonr own." "How long before the trial?" "Name your own time." "May I take a moment with Mercedes?" "Yes." They went out together. Mercedes' ad vice was to go to Manuel, the best vaquero In all California, and put himself in his hands for instruction; to come in one year, at the next rodero the annual gathering and branding ot cattle and claim and win her, as she knew lie would. They went back together to the old ranchero, and Charley said : 'If I come back at the next rotlero and prove myself as good a horseman as any Califoruian there, will you give me Mer cedes for my wife?" "Yes, Senor Carlos, I will give you Mer cedes for wife and the whole charge of the ranche; and when I die I will give you the whole lor your own. Mercedes loyes you. and I would make her happy. But, Senor, her husbaud must be a man that anions; Ills neighbors will command respect. I will give out so that every one shall know, and all that wish shall have a trial. The best horseman among the young men at the next rodero shall have, my consent to my danghtei s hand. You will not win her easily, tor there are other suitors." . "She Is worth all the trouble, and I will win ber or die ! So, Senor, look for me in one year." "Senor Carlos, my house is always open to you, and Mercedes will always welcome you whenever you come. And she will be happier if yon call sometimes." "But I shall be titry miles away !" 'And what is fifty miles to a California horseman? An afternoon ride, no more. Drop In at any time and see the girl; and others will come, and why not you?" Mercedes whispered a 'moment with her father, when he said : "Mercedes wants to make you a present. The men are about to break a colt for her, and she wishes to give him to you. He i the best colt on my ranch. If you will ac cept him. as soon as he lias been handled I will send him to you." "Accept hint 1 of course and I will try and do justice to him and ride him at the rxfero." The adleux were said, and Charley left for Manners ranch. '' ' Our hero was, as Senor Valderez said, a Yankee and a sailor, a Xew England boy that hud tired of the humdrum life of the village where be was born, and had run away jyid shipped on a whaler; and when the ship, after three year in the Pacific had tilled up and was about to return, Charley May had sold out his sliarc of the catch, and left her at San Diego. He cut a sorry figure among the Californiaus as a horseman, but his handsome face and man ly ways had made hini many Iriends and won Mercedes' love. A year had passed, and the rodero was at hand. The cattle hail been driven in. as sorted, the young ones branded, and every thing was ready for tlie trial of skill.' There was a great gathering of the ranch ero with their families. They came from everv direction, as the fame of the beauty of Mercedes had gone to all parts of Cali fornia, and thi; Valderez ranch, with its thousands of cattle and horses, was a prize worth contending tor. The old Calitoruian laughed at the idea that a Gringo, (a term ot contempt for a foreigner) should hope to win .the girl, and prophesied he would get his uecx broke in sport.. The gremid was cleared In trout of the house, and then three judges chosen, all old ranclieros, to decide the question of superi ority. ' i A herald gave out the terms: "That the young man who should prove to be the best horseman would have the consent of the father to win Mercedes and if she re fused him. he was to accept one thousand head of cattle and two hundred horses." The latter portion was hailed with cheers and the waving of the senoritas' refroWs and mantillas. The contestants were to ri1e up ami g'ivi tneir naiuea to the judges. To the surprise ot all there were but six. five native Cali foruians and Charley May. Each of the five were the known champions where they lived. So they actually represented the whole of Califonda. Tlie first U give his name was Jose Ka mou a tall, fine looking fellow, dressed in a blue cloth jacket, trimmed with a gilt cord, blue pants, open from the knee down, showing his white drawers, richly embroid ered boots of yellow leather, .and crowned with the wide brimmed brown sombrero. His spurs, bit. buckles, and ornaments on saddle and bridle, were of solid silver. His horse was jet black, and, altogether, Jose was the bean-ideal of a Call torn ia horse man. The second was a larger and more pow erful man, very dark, w ith a heavy beard and long hair. He was dressed as Jose, but in richer material, with two or three gilt cords upon the seams of his jacket, and the buttons upon his jacket and pants were ot gold. His bridle and saddle were loaded with silver ornaments. He gave his name as luan Rodrigo, and spoke as if the prize was already in his hands. As he rode back to his place, some of tlie senoritas said : "Black Juan will get tlie cattle and horses, but never Mercedes." . He was said to be the best horseman in the country, and in all contests, he had al ways won. But he was known to be cruel, treaclierous and overliearlng.' ? ' ? The otlicr three young men rode up. gave their names, but as it was expected that the only chance for the prize lay between Jose and Black Juan, they attracted little attention. Charley gave his name. He was dressed in a blue sailor suit, with a white Panama hat; heavy, steel spurs; a plain, strong saddle without ornament. He backed his horse to his place as. with raised hat. he saluted bU friends, aud was received with the cheers of some and the derision of oth ers. The ladies were out spoken in their wish for his success. Charley's blue eyes and light-brown hair were very taking among tlie brunettes. Tlie horse he rode was Mercedes's present, and be was second to nono there. The contest began by a coin placed upon cue ground, ana was picKea up oy eacn in their turn, as they rode by at full speed, 8'OOninrr from tha tAldln to crt it. Next. AlMssowas laid lengthwise upon the ground. www roue pass it upon tne run, ana piuiceu yp the end neatest him the middle and ftirtherest end. Black Juan did tlie same. "4v. , r wo fesed one end. I ttirSmf4811 and . Picked P the and0.0 vrltb ,,is ,asao to hi hand. SlriHonl ??n the run, threw the f"? U fc". did not allow Any part to HRJff-- Btacfe Juan ydkl the f- ,J.n'hre yoanjt men eaeh let a -part touch the ground, and Charley, drop. ping his bridle, coiled the lasso neatly, as it fell, whirled it up a second time, aud kept it from the ground. Jose gave him his hand, as he came back, but Black .luan scowled, and muttered something to himself, not comsdiraentnry to Charley. A lasso was then fastened In a tree with the noose jut above the horseman's heads. Jose rode at full speed, and putting his hand through tlie noose, soit fastened about bis wrist, stopped his hotse in time so us to keep his saddle. . Juan did the same: The first of the three others missed tlie noose. The second put his hand into if, but failed to stop his hr -se, and was pulled out of the saddle upon the rump of his horse, while the third one was left dangling by the arm In the nir. Chnr ley was successful, and was greeted with cheers. : - . t . , A post had been set in front of the house, and Jose rode out, nid, as he came to the post, placed his right hand upon it. and, without stopping his horse, rode around it twice, keeping his band on the top. Juan did the same. The three others did the same,- but at so slow a pace as not to lie counted. :-. Charley, putting spurs to his horse, rode nt full ;peed. Placing his right hand ujion the post, he rode once around, when, bringing his horse upon its haunch-, es. he wheeled htm,' and putting his left hand upon the post, he made two turns about it. and then, riding back part way. he dashed toward the post, and as ne came alongside ot it upon the right hand side.! stopped his horse by a single motion of the rein, and with two backward jumps, and two forward ones, passed the post upon the left hand side, mid rode buck to his place. Cheers followed from every one except Black Juan. Jose tried it aud failed. -J nan tried it aud failed, after punishing his horse' fearfully. The otlier tlireo shook their heads and did not try it. Jose said : "Senor Carlos, 1 1m ve led and you have followed, and your lead we can not follow. You must lead now. - "Very well; thanks to you, Jose." " ; -. You won't thank any one. Gringo, when I get hold of your hand by and-by," said Juan, with a scowl. I take all ciiances and ask no odds, Senor Juan." answered Charley. Charley called for another horse, and taking oil' his spurs and hat, mounted call in?; old Man no 1 to go to the post. Every one was surprised to see Manuel fasten one end of a heavy lasso to the bot tom of the post and take the coil in his hand. Charley rode past him twice, as the horse was restive, and 'then, goijig back, called. "Ready!" to Manuel, and. putting hi3 horse on a run. rode by. As he came on, Manuel threw the lasso aud caught the horse by the fore-legs, and us the lasso tightened, the horse was thrown end over end, and Charley, clearing himself trom the falling hor-e. alighted upon his feet on the run and did not fall. Cheer after cheer followed; Senor Val derez's was the loudest. . "He is a horseman ! I never saw that be fore. Where did he lenrn that?" Jose pressed Charley's hand, aud refused to have his neck broke. Black Juan said : "I will try it, if I break my neck." Taking another horse, he rode out, and Manuel said: "His own friend nmt throw the lasso." Juan cal.eil one. and he took",! he lasso. . Juai- pet spurs to his horse and dashed out. As the Ia.-so caught the horce'n fore legs he went over, and Juan with him. He had neglected to take off his spurs and they had caught, aud horse aud rider lay together. Juan was picked up badly shaken, but not seriously injured. The look he gave Charley as he mounted his horse again j-howetl all that his tail was to be revenged if possible. Tlie oilier thre refused to fry the fall. Juan against the wishes of his friends rode out and challenged for a trial to see which could pull the other out of the sad dle. One of the young men joined him, and they each took the other by the wrist, and putting their horses on a run. Juan turned his horse sharply away, and the young man was pulled from his saddle. A second one rode out, and the same : thing was repeated. Jose then took his place. It was plain to every one that Juan's blood was up, aud he meant mishief. In this sport it was the rule that the i -stant the defeated man was out of his sad dle th.tt. the other should stop his horse. One of the judges warned Juan. His re ply was : I have hid my jacket dusted ; let the others look out for theirs."' Jose aud Juan joined liands aud at once Juan struck spurs to his horse and wheeled oft"; but Jose followed. They tried all the tricks that each knew, and for five minutes neither got the better. Juan was much the stronger man, but Jose made up in skill what he lacked in strength. At last, as they were close together. Juan drove his spur Into the XLink of Jose's horse, aud stopped his own by a powerful pi.!! iip- on the hit, and Jo?e was dragged from his saddle over the rump of his horse. Juan, as Jose touched the ground, put spurs to his horse, and dragged him for several rods before pulling up. By the time his horse had stopped, Char- ' ley was by his side. '"Take my arm. Senor Juan, a?id I will try and put you where you have so meanly had my friend." Charley's eye-flashed, and by the firm closing of his lips nil saw that the struggle of the day was sit hand. . ' Juan laughed as they took hold, and both horses sprang off together. Juan tried to catch his spur into Charley's horse's flank, and failed. Every trick he knew was tried, but of no avail. "Look out. Senor Juan ; I am about to dirty your handsome suit !" And, almost with the words, Charley's horse stopped,' and making one backward jump, sprang forward again upon the other side of Juan's, and Juan was whirled out of his saddle mid flung to the ground. '1 will not drug you, as it is unmanly," said Charley, as he stopped his horse aud set Juan ou his feet. As lie did so, Juan drew his knife, but before he could use it Charley let him have it with his right hand full in the face, and Juan measured his length upon the ground. As he fell, Charley spring from his horse, and with a kick upon, the. arm that held the knife, Juan's finger relaxed, and the arm fell to bis side, broken and useless. They were instantly surrounded by their friends and Juan was carried off to tie cared for by a etirgeou. Charley mounted his horse, and as he did so Jose and the three other contestants dropping in behind him, followed him to the judges. - "He is tbe conqueror and we have no claim to the prize," &id they all. Cheers followed chee.'s as Senor Valderez led the blushing Mercedes to Ctutrley'0 side. -'..-;." "You have won her tairly, my son. If I had been younger. I would have like to have tried one fall with you; but we okl ones must give way to the young.' Tbe wedding that followed must be left to your imagination, kind reader. Cubk for Earache. There is scarcely any ache to which children ; are subject, so bad to bear and difficult to cure as earache. But here is a remedy nevei known to lall : Take a bit of cotton batting, put upon it a pinch of black pepper, gather it op aud tie, dip It in sweet oil, and Insert into the ear. Put a flannel bandage over the head to keep it warm. It will give immediate relief. . Thoy are now making" gilt-edged paper collars, and just as soon as tlie public can be educated np to the point of wearing them tliere will be no further need of doi-lar-store jewelry. Tbe Old Flint loclt. The Richmond (Va.) TFAf of a recent date has tbe following : - An elderly man named BeCkwith, resid ing in one of the Peninsula . counties came to this city last Thursday on business. He brought, with him an old-fashioned flint lock rifle to have a lock and stock put on. Ou the cars he fell iuto conversation with a party of three gentlemen from this city, when one of them, to test the reality, of some of the extraordinary feats of marks manship he boasted of. offered him $10 to lepeat some of them, to which tlie othei two added $3 between tliein. The trial came off in an .bid field half a mile below Rocketts, and tvas witnessed by about a dozen iiersons. . - ( The old flint-lock was fired eten times aud only once missed its aim. The old gentleman, after making twohotsat small objects, to one side, to get his hand steady, as he sakl. handed his son a potatoe and stationed him at fifty yards distance, hold ing the potatoe between his thumb and forefinger. The rifle (.-racked, and the po tatoe fell cloven in three or four pieces. One of the larger pieces was then thrown in the air, and again the shot told. An inch and a half auger was then procured and a hole bored In the fence, behind which was fastened a piece of white pa-ier. At a distance ot sixty yards the marksman Fent a ball clear through the aperture, piercing the paper. At the fourth shot from sixty yards, the bowl of a pipe which the soil was smoking was crushed. At the fifth shot a copper cent was thrown iu the air and hit. The sixth and seventh shots were at l)lackenid five cent tiickles thrown tip by the sou. standing about thirty yards off. At the first attempt the shot missed. The old gentleman showed considerable mortifi cation, and laid the blame upon a bystand er who at the critical moment sneezed loudly. The. next attempt, however, was an entire success. The old may, declined any further trials of his skill, and when offered a sum ot money to repeat the feat ot shooting a potatoe from his sou's hand, he refused; saying tie didn't care to try such experiments unless his weapon was freshly cleaned. The exhibition was the, more re markable fioin the tact that the marksman was nil old man, at least fifty. His eye." however, is a clear, bright gray. His -pearunee Is that of a poor farmer. -The young man showed not the least tremor or anxiety during the dangerous experiments upon himself.' The old iiiati, referring to his son, said, "Bob can shoot just as well as I cau." An Air T.ixe to Europe. The air lino across the Atlantic i a route which evi dently must be established some day it re peated effort gives any prophecy of success. W.. F. Schroder, a German resident of B-iItiir-ore lias n patent npon an air-ship which is said to have won the favorable opinion of several very prominent persons, lie has also obtained a backing nfeapit.il. aud is at work upon his machine, which was to have tieeii completed August 6th. He talks ot a trip trom New York to Eon don in fifty hours. His machine i3 a bal loon, constructed ot linen, carrying a linen life boat, and provided with wings tu lie driven by a twelve-horse power engine. It will also carry a machine to keep up the supply of gas. and small balloons with which to stop leaks If such slion.d occur. Schroeder projioses to do postal service, and will also carry fourteen passengers at a time. There is too much promise in the scheme for adequate fulfillment to be made. The balloon is to weigh '2.800 xmuris. aud as its cubit capacity 'will be only 70.000 feet fonrteen passengers will be suggestive of the jubilee singers' melody, Swing low. Chariot." and swinging low over the At lantic would te rather uncomfortable. On the whole, however, the machine will give somebody their money's worth of experi ence in speculative venture, eten if it doe3 nothing better. Twenty-three specimens, of carp have Iven placet! in the breeding-ponds at Druid Park Hil! Baltimore, from the waters of the Danube. This fish inhabits the fre.h water streams of central aud northern Eu rope. It is of a golden olive color, with darker flns. It, lives to a great, age and is extremely prolific, its weight varying from one to eighteen pounds, and it is in season from October to April. These, were the favorite fish of the monks in the middle ages. It is said they fattened their fish as they did their imultry. giving them the same tid-bits they gave their choristers for improving their voices. General Lafayette tcok great interest in the carp at the Cas tle of Ee Grange, and could identify certain patriarchs of tlie tribe in his moat as easi ly as he could any horse in his stables. Some of these aged carp counted more than sixty years, and were carefully preserved as breeders. They need excellent and jh? culiar cooking, "with a sauce," says the Turf, Field awl Farm, "of that supe'rlative excellence which miglil induce as a French man observes, a hungry man to cat his graf.yo'her." Wild Boy in Texas. The Austin (Texas) fitHtetman says: A gentleman ar rived from Marcus yesterday, ami brought the news of the capture of a wild boy a tew miles from that place. The boy was first discovered wallowing in a pond of shallow water, and when approached he broke like a quarter-horse, running about, a mile before he could be overtaken by men on ponies. Riding up near, the" boy ivas lassoed, when a fierce contest ensued, the trange being striking, kicking and lung ing about in the most fearful manner.' aud apparently being fright ued almost to death. Finallv he was overpowered, tied, and taken to the house of they man who first discovered him. His body was covered with hair aliont four inches long, aud from appearances he is supposed to be about twelve years old. He is unable to talk, but. possesses reasoning power, and now follows ids captor about like a dog. Someoftiiechurche3in this country are in troducing uufermented wine to take the place, -of . fermeuttd. commonly used for church purposes. ..The Journal uf Applied Chemistry describes tlie method of the man ufacture as follows: In onler to p retire It the grapes should be allowed to thorough ly ripen. They aretheii picked and all green and rotten grades removed. The grapes are then emslied.and pressed in the usual manner. The juice may be first con centrated somewaht by boiling. and then bottled; in either cae tlie bottles are put iu hot wat(T and brought to the boiling point, where they are maintained for half an hour. At the end of this time remove them from the fire and cork tighciv. while still hot. In wiring the corks. Then replace them and continue tlie boiling another hour. Glass bottles are better .for this pnr ixse than tin cans, though the latter may be used." George Washington couldn't tell a He, and that's what ails tlie average Vlckshnrg boy. Tne other day,, when one ot them accidentally broke a pane of glass In a store wiudow.lt was touching to see hi tu walk Into the store and up to ihe merchant and say : "Mr. Blank, I broke a pane of glass in the window there, and you can - chargo it to the old man's account! Put Ic down as a pound of saleratus, and he'll never know the difference !" Two countrymen went into a hatter's to buy cue of them, a hat. They were deligh ted witli - the sample, inside the crown of which was. a " looking-glass. What's that foi?" said one of the men. The other, im patient at such a display of rural ignorance exclaimed, "What for? i Why, for tlie man who buys the hat to see how it fits bun." Harvard crew were beaten this year be cause one of the crew ceased rowing for an instant to smile at his girl on a flat boat. ' Xew To-Day. Kotlee to "stockholders. AIT ASSESSMENT OF FIFTY PER CENT, was made on the capital stock sold of the ti range Union Albany, to be paid on or before tlie 1st day or October, 1st 5, Payable to I. Mansfield, at the office of the A. F. Co. S. A. DAWSON, Fres ALFRED M. ItoOP, Sec. CENTENNIAL. 1876. 1876a roolamation Chicago & North-Western Railway.' 'HE POPCUK RorTE OVEBLAXD. Pnssenprers for Chfcaso, Niagara Falls. Pltts burjr, Philadelphia, Montreal, (Quebec, New York Boston, or any point fcast, should buy their TnANSCOXTIXEXTAL TICKETS Via tbe I'ioueer Bontc, . CIIICAUO& SORTirWESTERS RAILWAY THIS IS THE BEST ROUTE EAST. Its Track is of STEEL RAILS, and on it has been uiiiile the FASTEST time t hat has ever been JIADt in this country. By this ronte passen gers for point seast f Chicago have choice of the following lines from Chicago: By (be llttMlur, Fortwaynf andbIearo aiitl l'enuttyl vitulu Kallways, 3 THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with Pullman Palace curs through to Philadelphia and New York on each train. , 1THHOUGH TRAIN, with Pullman Palace cars to Bull more and Washington. By the Lnhe Shoro mid Mlchlifnn South ern ItMilwny iileoimeetioiie York Central aud Erie tCMllroMds), 3 THROUGH TRAINS DAILY, with Palace Drawing itoom and Silver Palace cars thro' to Sew York. . y tbe Tllehraii Central, Grnad Trnnh, Urrnt Western nud Erie and Sew York Central Hallways, 3THROC.H TRAINS, with Pullman Palace Drawing Room and Sleeping cars through to New York to Niagara Falls, Buffalo, Rochester or New York city. By Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, 2TIfBOCOn TRAINS DAILY, with Pullman Pitiace cars for Newark, Ziinesville.Wheeling, Washington and Baltimore without change. This is the SHORTEST, BEST and only line running Pullman celebrated PALACE SLEEP ING CAES AND COACHES, connecting with Union Pacific Railroad at OMAHA and from the WEST, via Grand Junction, Marshall, Cedar Ranids, Clinton, Sterling ana Dixon, lor CHI CAGO AND THE EASf . Tills popular route is nnsnrpassed for Sliced, Comfort and Safety. The smooth, well ballast ed and perfect track of steel rails the celebrat ed Pill tuna Palace Sleeping cars, the perfect Te!egrei!h Sys:em of moving train, ihe regu larity willi "which they run, the admirable ar rangement for ru ining through cars toChfcago from all points West, secure to passengers nil the comforts in modern railway traveling. No changes of Cars, and no le lioua delays ut Fer ries. Passengers will find Tickets via this favorite route at t he General Ticket Ofllue of the Central lact!tc Uailroa 1, Sacramento. Ticket f for sale ai all i ho Ticket Oftfc-p of the Central Pm iflc Kailrna 1. W. H. STENNETT, MARVIN IIl'GHlTT.lien. Sup. Gun. P. Agt. II. P. STA N WOOD. General Agency, 121 Mont gomery street, San Fmiieiseo. v7nt7y Wheat and Oats Stored. Sacks Furnislied la Unlimited Supply. P. C. HARPER & CO., Are prepared to receive and store WHEAT & OATS on as liberal terms ys canbcobtulned elsewhcra Cf.JTSnck furnished. Allmny, July 27. 1875-16 GKAF &. COLLAR, MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN ALL kind of FnriiiiiJic Warerooins on First street lictwecn B:outalbin and Ellsworth sts. PERKY SPINK, DE ALER IN CORD-WOOD. Orders left wtth W. II. Dold Co., (under Reg.stek otttcc), promptly attended to. Pictures oxd Picture Frame. E. B. -PUltDOM Would announce to the citizens of Albany and vleiiutv.tlmt he Is prepared to furnish oil lunaa of PICTURE FKAVZS to order.at short notice. Pict urea framed, and old frauuM i-pphImhI '"Hi at his office on First fctroet, ono door wtit, of Rrotidalblii. and leave yur otAr t.- Price, TwstU.if.five Cents. NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING ! NINETY-EIGHTH EDITION. ' Containing a complete list of all tho towns In the United States, the Territories and the Do minion of Canada, ha-in a populat ion greater than 5,000 according to the lust census, together with the iiuincs of the new , papers havlmr the largest local circulation in each of the places name i. Also, a catalogue ot newspapers wuicli are recommended to a 1 vert iaers aKl Yin it iireut. est value in proportion to prices chuiired. Also. all ncwiapers in th United States and Canada printing over 5.000 copies each issue. Also, all I the Rellftlous, Agricultural. Scientific, and Me chanical. Medical. Masonic,Juvenlle.EJucatton- ai, (jommereiai, insurance, ueai estate, sport. lnif. Law, Musical, Fushinn, and other special clnas Journals ; very complete lists. Together j with a complete list of over 300 German papers j printed in tho United States. Also, an esay t upon advertising; many tables of rates, show, i in the. cost of advertising In various newsjia- pers, ana everytnmjs wnicn a peg inner in ad vertising would like to know. Address GEO. P. ROWELL CO.. 41 Parle Row. New York. TASTELESS MEDICINES. A prominent Nw fork" physician lately com nlained to lirI)AS DICK & CO. about their : sandalwood Oil, ca.pscx.ks, statin that they KoinettniCk cured miraculously, but that a pati ent of his had taken them without effect. On ' being informed that nevoul imitations were sold, he inquired and found his patient had not osen taking OJUNDA8 DICK CD'S. ; What happened to this phys'clan mnv have happens 1 to others, and DUN DAS DICK A CO. lane una ineinoa oi proiecung physicians, drag gists and themselves, and preventing Oil of Sandalwood from comlnsr into disrennte. PHYSICIANS who ones prescribe 1 he Capsules will continue to do so, for they contain the pure Oil In the best and cheapest form. - .. DUN DAS DICK A CO. use more On. of Sait dalwwd than all the wholesale and Retail Druggists and Perfumers In the United Stares combined, and this is the note reason why tho rare Oil is sold c lien per in their Capsules than : in any other form. - . OIL OF SAN DALWOOD is fast superseding every other reine ty, sixty capsules only being required to insn re a safe and certain cure In six r or eight days. From no other tnedlcloecan this I result be had. DUN DAS DICK ft CO3 SOFT CAPSULES ; solve the problem, long considered hy eminent physicians, of how to avoid the nausea anirdis- fust experienced In swallowing, which are well town to detract from, If not destroy, the good , effects of many valuable remedies. - . Soft Capsules are put up In tin-foil and neat f boxes, thirty In each, and are the only Capsules j prescrllied by physicians. ,, - steiess neaief nea.- -castor uh other nauseaus medicines can be takJ?n,.il and safely In Oondnss IMeb A Co a son cap snle. No taste. Ksunelh , ..IHli t-?r These were the only capsules admitted to the last Paris Exposition. v r . Send lor circulars to 84 Wocter rtroet, I. lui . Isold avt nil Pnif Morea Mf re. V TITUS BROTHERS. SKAX.EKS XK S VOl'VJh.2ft J E "W ELRY, Silver & Plated Ware. ' - ana- DIAMOND SPECTACLES AGEXTS FOR THE Singer Sewing Machine, The Best Machine 'Made. O- s. s. oo. FROM AND AFTER DATE, UNTIL FUR ther notice, freight front PORTLAXD to ALBANY WILL BE 0 X E DOLLAR PER TOY All down freisTit will be delivered at PORT LAND or ASTOHL1 Free of Dray age and Wharfage, At Reduced Rates. Boats will leave ALBANY for CORVALLIS or PORTLAND Every For farther particulars, apply to BEACH A MOXTETTn, Albany, Nov. 3d, "74-13 - Airents The Rich Man's IVeeesaity stud tbe Poor Jinn H t ririio. . Awarded the 4old Medal nt V. X IS N N .A. . . Z ELL'S POPULAR ENCYCLOPEDIA AND Universal Dictlonarv of Science, Art, Biog raphy. Langnagn. Botunv. Historv. Jurispru dence. Geography and tlie Whole Circle of Hu man Knowledge. Complete in 64 number at 50 cents each, or bound in one-half morocco 10, two largo royal quarto volumes. Ten cents a day for a year, will get. it in cheapest hfrnffng. Every facility otrered to those- in moderate cir cumstance"" ob:ain it. Also, the new Pictorial Family Bible. cheapest in the market 1,300 Illustration.. scnu 3-cent stamp for specimen panes, to D. is. DEK, Gen 1. Agt.,' for Pacific coaat. Portland, Oregon. Farm, Town & ity Property FOR RALE OR TO RENT, ON LIBERAL terms. For part iculni-s apply to L. EL KINS, Albany, Or. N. B. Possession given immediately. Jn21 . For Sale 1 QONVTANTIVr " If AN7 Lime, Shingle?, Plaster Purls, Lath, IXalr, etc., and for sale low, at the warehouse of PARKER & MORRIS, The KJsTheat Cash l'rlce Paid for Woel Albany, May 14. "75-8JV7 Raising and IHoiing ilulldlngs. WE TnE UNDERSIGNED BEG LEAVE TO announce to the citizens of Albany and surrounding eonntry that, having mipplied our selves with the necessary machinery for rais ing and removing hnlldinsrs. we arereadyat all times to receive order for such work, which we will do in short or ler at lowest rates. We guarantee entire satisfaction in all work under taken hy us. Orders left at the Rkgisteb office promptly attentcd to. Apply to. . . BANTT, ALLEN ft CO. Albany, Or., April 23. 1S75. ... , S2v7 A. WHKEX.EB. C. P. 1IOOV.E. C. R. WnEELES. A. Wheeler & Co., BlIEDD, OREGON, ForwaTuiiis & : Coiiissioa Merchants. Dealer In !tf erebnndiao nud Producer A good assortment of all ktnds.of Goods al ways lh store at lowest market rates'. Agents for sale of Wagons, Grain Drills, Cider Mills, Churns, c. Ac CASH paid for WHEAT, OATS, PORK, BUT TER, EGGS and l'OULTRT. LYON'S KAHTAIRON, SO CENTS PER BOTTLE. Has been la two over Hnlf n Centnry It Promotes tho (Browtb, Preserve tbe Color, Increases ttao Vbror nod Benutjr of tbe Hnlr, Prevent ft rIH nnd TnrnlojT rjr. ' ' , LADIES, jDo yon want m Pure, Blooming Com plexion T If so, n few applications of IAOA3VS SAOUA BALM will Stratify yoa to jour heart's eon tent It doe mwrny with Redness, Blotene and Pint pies. Overcomes the Flashed appear nuec of heat, fwtlirue and- yvltrmnt, . BOOTS oV SKOEu ro ' EVERYBODY lit EASY SHOES , von old tit.l: FANCY SHOES ton TOI7KG KE PRETTY. SHOES TINY SHOES ;,,.;;.;u..:roir)iiABiE8i" By Oceair Bteamcy, at LOUIS HEHVAS-D'S Baat & Sfcdb. Storo, FIRST ST., COR5EB BBOABAI! -A-ltoari-V. Oregon, ' Cheaper than the Cheapest. lltiinn tt.wli M. 1R7.V98V7 e..-..j,.. . ' ' l-rr and Valuable TrfiL Farming- Land for Sale. THREE HUNDRED ACRES of plow land, 5X of which Is rich bottom land. On theprenj ices are fair bnildfngs. house, barn, senary, sheds, etc.; also good bearing orchard of fru! trees; 200 acres of the very best pastor i Una f SO acres of timber land, ash and mapla. tne tw5. of farming land when cleared. A never stream of water runs t hrough the farm. 1 1 Is also a splendid quarry of lime-rock on t tie place, pronounced by raperta A 1 rock. Four hundred acres are under fence. It Is one or t most desirable and cheapest farms in Douglas county, lying lx miles from the O. AC. laUroat at Oakland. For particulars as to price, etc.. apply, to this city, to boCGHTON, M. D. Albany, May 11, 1875. - :. JOB PRINTING. When you wish. Posters. Visiting Cards. Business Cards, Bill Heads. Letter Heads, Envelopes, Ball Tickets, Programmes, Labels, Horse Dills, Circular; Pamphlets, or In fhcfc &nvMilnr In tK PElzitizSfJ Snfacj- " ':'"' j. V', . ' r C." . , , -'t- . . , , . call at tbe .. DAILY RECICTL": PRINTING HOUSI1 -' f - - - ,.;.:-.,.:'. --? wAii.xv x Xd4v . i4 IrP llZi "