nauffitDmnrmuTir COLL. VAN CIiKVE.s ALBANY, OREGON. MAKX SHELTOSS "WIFE. and bis home -was a model of order and I and furs, went out into the storm and One cold morning in 3eeember, Mark Khelton, Esq. , and his wife sat down to breakfast in one of the oosdest of dining rooms; Mark with a cloud on his usually pleasant face, and hia wife's placid coun tenance wearing s puzzled and sorrowful look, for when had he been angry with her before? He had scarcely spoken to her the pre vious evening, and he looked sullen and gloomy stQL What had she done if : She bad pondered the thought over and over, - yet she had not dared to ask him. - The morning sunlight streamed into Che room as they silently drank their coffee and abstractedly nibbled their muffins; and broad stripes of yellow gold by on the sea-green ground of the car pet, mingling softly with the bright tints of the autumn leaves that sprinkled it; and lighting up the pictures on the var nished walls, until they stood out vivified into life-like perfection in the mellow light. The fire burned cheerfully in the polished grate ; the canary chirruped blithely, in his gilded cage, while the - trailing vines thai festooned the recesses , of every window turned. ch delicate tendril to the warm sunlight, as if thankful for the warmth and comfort ' atnd hallowed glow, that filled that pleas ant room. ..... Mr. Shelton finished his breakfast and .. took up his morning paper. Mrs. Shel ton, a pale little woman, whose chief beauty lay in her eyes, ' which were so 'blue and trustful one could not help lov ing their owner, watched hia moody face uneasily. Her smooth, purplish black hair was coiled up in a loose, double twist, with here and there a tiny curl - peeping out, giving her agirlish look that Mark had often admired. Her morning dress was navy blue cashmere, -with snowy lace at the throat and wrists, and simply elegance itself ; and, better than all, was the work of the slim fingers VaaX were nervously twirling trie silver teaspoon in her dainty coffee cup. Hut Mark was too much engrossed in ' " his own moody thoughts to find any in terest in wife or paper, for, after a vain attempt at reading, he laid the latter down, and sat silently staring into the fire. - Mark," burst out his wife, who felt - as if she were under the influence of a night-mare, " what on earth is the mat ter with you?" And Mark answered her with that sensible masculine evasion, "Nothing." "I know there is something wrong somewhere," went on Mrs. Shelton, des jperatelv. " Are you angry with .. me, " No, Alice, I'm not angry with you." Then tell me yotfr trouble. I never saw you so depressed before, and we are married five yean to-day, Mark." " Bless me ! Ho we are ! I .had en tirely forgotten it." Mr. -Shelton looked up for the first time, and glanced across the table at the little woman m blue, 1 whose cheeks had lost the peachy bloom . they had worn that day .five years ago. Cut the dear faee was as fresh as ever in . bis partial .eyes, and his heart ached more for Jber than himself, 'for. he knew ahe .would auffer keenly in the crisis he -was dreading so much, i ."If the chil- ' dren had been spared to us," he aaid, mentally, thinking of the two little graves in Greenwood, " they would have . been a eemfort to her." But he kept his thoughts to himself, and said, in 1 atead : " W ill you attend Mrs. Austin's party, Alice t" - ' - -..r', "On the 20th ? Yes." The uneasy light left Alice Shel toft's loving eyes, for, since he was not angry with her, she did not care to pry into his secrets. And jet if he only would confide in her, she would feel so relieved. "Will you go, Hark?" . " " I think not." A curious smile part . ed his lips. " Why?' in a tone of surprise. ' I shall be otherwise engaged. "Nonsense, Mark. You must not be ' such a slave to business. Few men are as prosperous in the world. " " X .have been prosperous, dreanuly, -lie never finished the sen- good taste. Be that as it may, he never thought of tracing the cause of his fail ure to home extra vaganoe. For no wo man was more thoroughly economical, without being miserly, than Mrs. Shel ton. Her ttartv tnileta were always in exceptional taste, and her dress for Mrs. rnrum D JtulT WttCS UUb unugufu IVI OUT unusual display of elegance, although tne gatnermg was to be one of unusual brilliancy. .. Xne night pi the 2oth came a darK, stormy December night, the air filled with snowflakes and the sky gray and overcast with heavy clouds. " xs is going to be a temDie mgnt, Mark,' Mrs. Shelton said to her hus band, who sat before the library fire, evidently absorbed in the contents of the evening paper. "I have thought once or twice sinoe I commenced dressing that I would not go out to-night." uo, by all means, Alice ; the car nage as close, her husband replied. glancing up at the mm little figure ar rayed in a dark silk, retrimmed, with a pale blush rose in her purplish-black hair, and at the white throat, half-veiled with a flimsy lacs. He smiled bitterly as he saw her going out in her happy, child-like innocence, as she might never go "again, among . people who had no sympathy for failing merchants, and who would not give his wife a thought if she were not rich in the world's goods. , ?f I wish youvwbuld go," she said, be seechingly, lingering at the door to ad just her cloak,"'" Mr. Austin will be ex-; pecting you." Mr. Shelton smiled, thinking, perhaps, of the forbidding face of a man of whom he had begged a loan that afternoon, whose curt " cannot spare a dollar, sir," rang in his ears yet. He arose from his seat by the fire, and going over to his wife's side, fastened the warm wraps closer about her throat. "Be careful of yourself, little woman," he said with a forced attempt at gayety, "and enjoy yourself, for it is utterly impossible for me to go." He accompanied her to the carriage, and as he closed the door on the placid little weakness hold the story ; when she daily ran the risk of hearing it from lips less liable to soften its details. Yet he still hoped that the morrow would bring some chance of redeeming his lost' credit ; although his efforts to raise the $4,000 due on the 21st fwere still unsuc cessful. He was almost worn out with physical and mental labor, yet he put on his hat and overcoat, and dragged weari ly down town through the fast-falling snow and murky darkness, to spend the dreary hours of his wife s absence, por ing over ledgers in his counting-room. : Meanwhile, Mrs. Mark Shelton, not quite satisfied with ' Mark's " strange freak, as she called her husband's re fusal to attend the party, was zealously trying to feel at ease among Mrs. Aus tin's stylish guests. For, somehow, she felt depressed and ill at ease among the fashionables who bad hitherto welcomed her as' the wife of a - prominent young merchant who was steadily rising to emi nence in .the commercial world. There was an undercurrent of coldness in their greeting that her sensitive nature de tected instantly, arid an angry flush rose to her cheek when she overheard a re marks relating, to "Mrs. Shelton's old SUk."' - J-'-: : . '.' bravely faced the blinding sheets oi snow fliat the wind dashed into her face a face almost as ghastly as the snow that fell so swiftly and silently on the half -deserted pavements. The gas flared out through murky gas lamps with a dull, sickly glare; hacks and carriages went whirling by like sheeted ghosts, and once in a while some belated pedestrian al most walked over her: but still Mrs. Shelton walked on, her heart too hard and anxious to think of .fear or fatigue, When she reached the warehouse the clock on a distant steeple was just chim in 11. and Mark was standing in the dimlv-lit office, putting on his overcoat. - . . . 1 I .v. Xne porter aozea m a vijiui ueiore me stove in the outer room, and Alice stole softly past him and stood before her hus band. " Alice 1 His eves dilated in astonishment. Alice dropped into a seat andlooked up at him with a glitter in her blue eyes that held him spellbound. " Mark, do you think I'm a fool ? Her voice had a raspy ring that startled Mark. He glanced at her snow-covered wraps, and then made a dash for the soaked boots peeping out from under the edge of. her oeoraggiea sii&en bkuxs. "Alice? one boot came off with a jerk "what insane whim drove you out on the streets such a night as this?" he flung its mate to the furthest end of the wvim SO Mark," Mrs, Shelton's' temporary strength and courage was swiftly vanish ing, "are you going to iau Mark instantly comprehended the situ ation. She had heard the story of his financial troubles, probably in some dis torted form, and the knowledge had al most crazed her. He blamed himself severely for keeping her in ignorance of the truth. He always had a repugnance to womanly interference in business mat ters, but felt, in justice to ms wue s gen eral worthiness, he should have trusted her in this emergency. " Hush, Alice!" for she was begin ning to sob hysterically "you must not be alarmed. If I can raise the money to A Lost Ctue. E. A. Howe, an attorney of the San Francisco police court, blushes and hangs hia. head .to think hv"n1f a man. He was going to a religious revival at night ana ins attention was attracted oj a man making rapid tracks, and another follow ing erying : "Stop thief." The race was taking place on Ins side or ine street, and directly in ma paw. xt was eomincr toward him. with a rush. Howe had a splendid opportunity to distinguish himself before he went to meeting, De aides doing something neat to benefit hia business as a police lawyer. , He let tne chance go by. Xne man wno was ahead in the race drew something large and round from his pocket and threat ened to blow the roof off Howe's brains if he dared lav bnda on him or impede his progress. Howe stepped aside and earned on ms Drains in mumpu. auu theory of "stop thief" ran along the street from a hundred fellows wno joined in the . chase. Howe went to meeting ana toia now ne mux oeea uiercuuupr preserved from a violent death. His story was that a desperado bad presented a big pistol close to his head, and that an overruling Providence had prevented it from going off. Farther down the street the course of the fugitive was stopped by a man who bad a strong arm and Providence on his side. He knocked down the thief, grappled with and ar rested him. The fellow was armed only with a big bologna sausage, and the mercifully-preserved Mr. Howe does not tell his stoiy of miraoulous escape from death any more, either at meeting or in the precincto of the police court. He lost a clear case of 'arresting and then defend ing his own thief . A Lesson In Pronunciation. How many can pronounce the words in the following "test" correctly? It was first : published by the teachers of Toledo : 1. A courier from St. Louis, an Italian with italics, began an address or recita tion as to the mischievous national finances. - 2. His dolorous progress was demon- BUSINESS CARDS JOHN CONNER, R 11 ' October 22 1873. AND - The Wills of Eminent Lawyers. The Pall Mall Gazette says : "The fact that the wills of two Lord Chancellors within as many years should have occa sioned grave difficulty is not a little re markable. Lord Westburys will, care fully prepared by himself, was said to be exceedingly hard to construe by the Master of the Bolls. In the case of Lord St. Leonards the difficulty is still more grave. His will, written in his own handwriting, on five or six sheets of old quarto white letter-paper, has been lost, and the advertisement declares that it has been lost since August, 1873. Unless the document is forthcoming, the . pre sumption of law may possibly be in such a case that the testator destroyed this will animo revocandi, and serious results to his family may be the consequence. It is curious how often the wills of emi nent lawyers have occasioned litigation. Lord Chief -Justice Saunders appears to have made a speculative devise, upon the validity of which his executors May nard, Holt, and Pollexfen, all great law yers ware divided in opinion. ,, Tne wills of Lord Chief -Justice Holt and Mr. Sergeant Maynard were the subject of Chancery proceedings. So was the will of Chief Baron Thomson. Mr. Sergeant Hill's will was ' so. singularly confused that, but for the respect due to the very learned sergeant, it might, not unreason ably, have been void for uncertainty:' fin r met' a , t ill . . x ne wm oi oir oamue xvommy was m- arronciauy qrawn. . xne wiuoi mi. rkiaa- i . , ley, the celebrated conveyancer, was set j Office, Firsf-ti., Between Ferry and Washington aside by Lord Thurlow for uncertainty ; and a late learned Master in Chancery directed the proceeds of his estate to be invested in oonsols in his own name.' " A. W. GAMBLE, M. IX, PHYSICIAN, SURGEON, Etc. Office on First St., arm" Weed" Grocery Store BesJdeooe opposite late residence of John 6. Mem- aeniuui,.Deex tne jrotmarjr, xiri tnreev, auwij. Exchange Office, ALBANY, OREGON. Deposit received ribject to check at eiht. Interest showed on time deposits in coin. Exchsnse on Portland. San Francisco and New York for sale at lowest rates. Collections maae ana promptly remitted. Refers to. H. W. Corbett, Henry Failing, W. 8. Ladd. Banking Hours from s a. m. to 4 p. m, Albany, Feb. t, 1874.' 22v6 - J.W.BALDWIN, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Will erect ice in all the Courts in the Second. Third and Fourth Judicial Districts, In the Snpretae Conrt of Oregon, and iu the U. S. District and Circuit rvTiit. - Office in Parrish brick (upstair), in office occu pied by the late Is. II. cranor, first street, Albany, Oregon. luiovo D. B. RICE, M. B SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN. Besidence, Third street, two blocks below or east or netnosnst vnurcn, juDany, vvegon. tou fal a r k e t ! CHARLES WILSON Having leased the Webf oot ICarket, on First street, adjoining Oradwohl's, respectfully asks a share of the public patronage. The market will t kept con stantly supplied with all kinds of fresh meats. Call and see. HT- The highest cash price paid for Hi. T CHARLES WIXBOSf. Albany, August 14,1874. , GEO. R. HEIxM, Attorney aid Coimsellor Law, ALBANY, OREGON,; - Will practice iu all the Courts of this State. Office in Fox's Brick street. Building (upstairs). First. 6VS 3. O. Ii. FIiTNK. lace ne mwaraiy anamemauzea me trv - r" ? ,, ' strated' by a demonstration, and tne that prompted him to with- may weainer me panic ye. ; preface to his sacerdotal - profile gave his an irreparable and lamentable famce. "Ana tne panic never asected you jn the least, : innocently remarked - Mrs. Shelton, who knew as much about the subtle workincm of the ' financial world as she did about the mythical inhabitants ol the moon. ; Mr. Shelton jumped up, slightly xzxtsnea m tne race. . " What idiots women are !" was the complimentary exclamation that met his wifers ears, as he went hurriedly from the room, heedless of her excited 'Mark " - :. But Mark was out in the cold, sunlit siaceet, before the little woman had re covered from her astonishment ; his white, even : teeth clenched tightly to- retner, as ne numea down to tne dim, musty office, where so many arduous duties demanded his attention. , Many of his business friends who met or. -passed him - on the, streets -looked ounously at his down east faoai for his znind was too .much preoccupied to take .any inlerest in psssinfir occurrences. He beard nothing, saw nothing but the -brae, 1 numb bands ox tne, street beggars, who seemed to beset nis patn every lew rods, for- his charactenatLe charitv was well known, and few were the palms that did not close on tne coveted penny. r or mars, was a gooa . man, numane, charitable and eenerous in all thinin. and until a vear back the world haA nu well with him. But the panic swamped dozens of his debtors ; his business was dead in a ituancial sense ; and his credi- tors were- clamorous for bills he could not meet. . He had never been careless. unwise . or extravgant in filling pr dis- ' eiiarg ntracts, and nis business dif Acuities - had come-upon him so swiftly and imperceptibly that the blow fell heavier than if ho had been expecting come sucn catastropne. But Alice Shelton knew nothing of all this."- The mental turmoil going on in ber husband's breast ; never found vent ; in a dissatisfied word ' or look, and until the previous day he- had kept his faee sad manner tree trom au traces oi anxi ety. - But the constant .excitement and worry had been too' hard for him, and is dunning of a creditor, who demand ed, the punctual payment of a note of . CiCXX) that fell due on the 21st of Den .WBibes1, together with other unforeseen tLebts had , so cpset him. that he could oot oover bis mental distress with the vatask of -:'CBTlsEffiesS;:.-he-'had .worn for r 1 wmks pastt - ? v,Xli -."'greatest; ' trouble was:.for 'AHoe. -'"TTaver very -Btoong1andIie' had often ua- JirnsifiA - fer streniriih he had endeav- sred to surround her with every comfort and had carefully kept . all hairasaing :..immnem detail or eares from her ears. IT a haA siven her money without stint. jBsadha supposed she spent it like other women, for she was always weii aressea, ' I suppose my dress is not up to their standard in point of elegance, she mut tered bitterly J " but Ptt never ruin Mark with. ' my extravagance in dress never!" ; "-'--' - "' '' She slipped out of the gay, over crowded parlors into the library, where she found refuge behind the heavy hang ings of a bay window, one dropped into- a low seat, and -sat watching the streams of gas-light flickering across the street, now anue deep witn snow, wish ing that 'Mark would remember her orders and send the carriage early. The heavy sensuous odors of tropical plants filled the room with a fragrance that al most took her breath away, and -in the distance the music of a popular, waltz rose and fell, the soft, voluptuous cad ences soothing her disturbed mind into a calmness that was soon broken by tne entrance of two ladies, whose first words chained Mrs. Shelton to her seat, and held her" in tne questionable light of an eaves-dropper. - 1 was astonisned to see Airs, alar it Shelton out to-night, exclaimed the elder of the two ladies, ' whose diamonds flashed nv the gas-light. Why f " "Have you not heard? Why, Mrs. Her little face was uplifted eagerly. "Four thousand dollars.' "Is that all?" with a little hysterical laugh. Then you won't fail ; f or I have five thousand, all my own, saved out of the money yon gave me to spend on the house and myself. Ah, Mark, you thought I spent it !" " Alice 1" Mark took the little shiver ing form in his arms "you are worth your weight in gold !" "I know it," slyly retorted Alice; "but it has taken you five years to find it out. And, Mark, if you cannot cancel the rest of your debt, well sell the house and furniture and live in a room or two until the panic is over; for you shall not tail," , ; Mark sent for a carriage, and they went home through the white, noiseless Btreets, Alice recounting, as she went, the story she heard in Mr. Austin's per fumed library. At its conclusion she said: . , , "It was, cruel of you to keep me in the dark so long, Mark. And never, never treat me like a fool or a child again. .For if I am a soap-chandler's daughter, I have sense, and feeling, and judgment. and discretien, enough to save something for 'rainy days.'.? ..... It is needless to say that Mark re deemed his note, to the chagrin of some of his business rivals, who' had secretly gloated over his difficulties; and, al though his affection for his . wife was never demonstrative, the care he took of her was wonderful, for he found that the price of a good wife is "above rubies Lamer! Shelton is on the - verge o btmkrnptcy. ' . " ' ' Mart aneltonr xmpossiDie i w ny, he is considered one of the staunchest merchants in the city." lie was. Xros ne nas lost credit somehow. He has been on the streets for most Cold Sleeping Booms. HaWa Journal of Heqlth says that oold. bed-chambers always imperil health and invite fatal diseases. Robust per sons may safely sleep in a temperature of forty or under, but the old, the infant, and the frail, should never sleep in a room where the atmosphere . is much un der fifty degrees Fahrenheit. All know the danger of going directly into the oold from a very warm room. I Very few rooms, churches, .theaters and the like, are ever warmer than seventy degrees. If it is freezing out of doors it is thirty. decrees the difference being forty decrees more. . Persons ' will be chilled by such a change in ten minutes, al though they - may be actively walking. But to lie still in bed,- nothing to promote circulation, and breathe for hours an at mosphere of forty and even fifty degrees when the lungs are always at ninety eight, is too great a change, j Many per sons wake up in the morning with inflam mation of the lungs wno went to bed well, and are surprised that! this should be the case. ; . The cause may often be opponents wound. 3. He was deaf and isolated, and the envelope on the furniture at the depot was a covert for leisure and the reticence from the first grasp of the dancing Leg islature of France. y 4. The dilation of the chasm or trough made the servile satyr and virile optim ist vehemently panegyrise tne lenien God. 5. He was an aspirant after the vaga ries of the exorcists, and an , inexorable coadiutor of the lrrefragible yet exquis ite Farrago, on the subsidence of the despicable finale and the recognition of the recognizance. Rotable Events. Under the rule of Ismail Pacha in Esrvpt. the Suez Canal has been opened. and 17,000,000 of Egyptian debt ab sorbed by it, 1,000 miles of railroad opened, effective postal and telegraphic communications organized; large cotton and suoar mills put in operation; ports, harbors and lighthouses constructed, and the breakwater and jetties at Alexandria costing 1,500,000 completed; paper works, sua works and water works erect ed; engines and machinery for improved irrigation scattered over the country; expeditions for annexation - and for the suppression, of slavery organized; large schools, for instructing young Arabs in European langnages. opened both in Alexandria and Cairo, . and Cairo itself has been almost transformed by new streets well-paved, Righted and watered handsome houses in well-planned boulevards; new roads and bridges, with opera-house, theater and a hippodrome opened, . though " not . smcoeasf uU Throughout the whole country there is order and security. What one other ruler can show so good a record ? New York Express. The Senses of Bees. The lenses of the bees' eyes are not adjustable; and, though they can see accurately at great distances, they, like some men, seem blind to objects close by. They dart down to the door of their hiveii with unerring precision : but, if from any cause they miss the opening, they are obliged to rise in the air and take another look. A bee s sense of taste is also imperfect, foul ditch-water and ill- smelling plants being often preferred. Bees haven't any ears to speak of, but their sense of smell which, by the way, according to Hubert is in the mouth is very keen. Honey-bees often, in scarce seasons, attack the bumble-bees on their return from the fields laden with honey, and force them to disgorge all they have collected. Its presence in the honey- bag must have been detected by the sense of smell. The sense, however, which is the most perfect is the touch, and that seems to be wholly in their antennae. When one bee meets another, greetings made by crossing their antennae. Huber says it constructs its comb in darkness: it pours its honey into the magazines, feeds its young, judges of their age and necessities, recognizes its queen, all by aid of its antemue, which are much less adapted for becoming ac quainted with objects than our hands. Therefore, shall we not grant to this sense modifications and perfections un known to the touch of man ? POWEU POWELL & FLYNN, Attorneys anJ Counselors at Law, AND SOLICITORS IN CHANCERY, W. FUnn. Notary Public), Albany, Oregon. Collec tions sod conveyances promptly attended to. Albany Book Store, , ' JNO. FOSHAY, ' ' ' Dealer in - MisceUaneoug Book. School Book, Blank - Books, Stationery, Fancy Article, Ac ' Books imported to order at shortest possible no- ice. . '" ALBANY . FoMflry M HacMis Slop, A. F. CHERRY, Proprietor, ALBANY, OREGON, ' lCanofactures Steam llngiiesL Hour and Saw Mill Machinery, And all kinds of DB, GEO. D IE W. GRAY, I s 1ST T Albant, Obbook. T days trying to. raise money to cancel o wMch his been foolishly hoisted for ui ma uigna ucuw , " ventilation. be surprised if his wife did have to give up her stylish noma Delore tne winter is over." - "She is a nobody anyway.' Her father was only a soap chandler and I have .of ten wondered at Mark Shelton's taste in choosing her for a wife," remarked Mrs. Lamer, who had once a decided fancy for Mark, herself-; v '"' ";'i': '.V' ' ':, r----- Soap chandlers are as good as otner men, provided sy are booct, ana re spectable," returned the lady with the T " . .3 1 (in.M ka Anna A peanut vender, while Mrs. Lanier's an cestors were famous for blue blood and reckless dissipation. V I don't pity Mr. Shelton, though," went on Mrs. Lamer, politely ignoring the elder lady's home , thrust ; " for. X expect she is just like other women in the same situanon ; .mars, buub vcetuu bf money, and she spent it." -I " Doubtless. ' Just give any woman that never had anything some money to splurge on, and see how. fast shell go through it," laughed tne elder lady, as she glided out of the Kbrary, her rich silks sweeping after her like purple bil lows,: while Mrs.. Lamer followed, hei like a shadow, in -her pale tarletan robes. - Poor Alice Sheiton had "heard -every word, and sat perfectly stiEL, with hei slim, white finger clasped tightly to gether. Every faculty of her nature seemed paralyzed by the intensity of her emotions. Her ' honest,- conscientious heart was shocked at the hypocrisy of two of her most intimate society friends, and'with the' bittsraees was lniiuyled a feeling of intense pity for Mark, who had kept all this from her ears that she migat near it irom so uncnannuue ups. Verily, she thought, the world is a vain show, and those who love it but moths; fluttering about its dazzling pleasures. only to have their wings singed by the ventilation. The water-cure journals of the country have done an lncalculable m jury by the blind and discriminate ad vice of hoisting the windows at night. How a Maine Printer Was Made a'Haa ot. Several years ago, a slab-sided, awk ward printer boy, from Maine, found his way to Washington in search of ah ' easy place.' Tom Ewing was then Secretary of the Interior.. . He was ialso uncle' of Kawky place-hunter. To him the Little Johnny'ir Composition. THS OXSTTa. Some fokes that has wrote about animels fore have been one able to see any differ ents between a owster and a ostrich, and said they was the same, but thots cos they had never et any., but I have, so I kno. . If it wassent for the eatin Ide like to be a oyster, cos I cude jus shet my self no in my shel and sass tne lobsters, and they cuddent help their selfs. If I had a shel Ide go and nek Sammy Doppy before X git tip out of this chair, and tnen I wude shet up like a book, and say wot wus he gain to do about it, for I bleeve that boy is a oowerd. thats wot I think ! I My sisters younK man has give me some poetry wich he has been a makin wi Missy was a gittin ready to come down to tne dron room to tel him if she ever saw a nine fish perchin on a spray, wich he says is wot he com to ask her I don't under stan the poetry, cos it wos rote so quick,', for Missy wassent only a hole wile conun down to tel mm a boat the nine fish, -but they went into the gar den for her to tel it. Tne poetry is call the oyster, but its all about a book, and if the spellings bad; wy, it aint mine but hisn. , , . ; -'- - our .... A Magnificent College Edifice. , The grandest and most beautiful of all collegiate buildings in America will be the new Trinity College building in Hartford, Conn.' The general plan cf the building, of which Mr. W. Surges, of London, is the architect, is. la quad: MnJa t (PU K-r R7R tadA wirla J Wi3it ?6t ?? a P108. divided into fcfar court-yards of nearly youngster naturally applied for awn stance m getrang tne oesirea auaaaoiu . . JIhi8 was the encouraging answer he received rrom the departments. Moreover, if you find a place and go to work, I will use all my influence to nave yon dismissed. : x am not going to have yon made into a limp and helpless nonentity, if I can help it. I want you to get out of Washington. Go anywhere; go to the deviL if you like, you shan't stay in Washington.'; This inspiriting counsel drove the printer youth back to Maine again. r Had Ewing found1 him the desired place, he would to-day be tying tape around bundled documents, or sticking official stamps on somebody else's letters, in one of the departments, an inert hu man routine machine. - But the uncle's sensible brnsqueness was the nephew's salvation. The name of that discouraged vonnar applicant was James G. Blaine J present Speaker of the House of Representatives.-- Wash. Cor; Chicago Times., i i - Terrible to Contemplate. : Dr. Wilkes, in his recent work on physiology, remarks that "it is esti mated that the' bones of every adult per- , . , ... , on require co oe iea witn lime buoukii to make a marble mantel every eight months."; : It will be perceived, there fore, that in the course of ten years each cruel tongues of. came that leap up from j of us eats three or four mantel pieces envy, maaca ana deceit. - I ana a lew ?M&rK snau not lay, sue saia, rising cf", with a white, determined .face. "I wi show them his wife is worthy of IXeedleas of the gayety and "Warmth around her, of the blinding snow-storm ' that was raging without, or the long, snow-bound walk that lay between the Austin mansion and her husband's ware house, she hurried up to the dressing room, and, wrapping herself up in cloak sets -of front-door steps. And in a. km lue I suppose it is fair to es- timate - that a healthy i American could devour the Capitol at Waslangton, and perhaps two or three medium-sized mar ble quarries besides. ' It is awful to think of the consequences if a man. should be shut off from his supply of lime for a while and then should get loose in a cemetery. An ordinary tombstone would hardly be enough for a lunch for him. Max Adeler. ! equal-siae, containing altogether about fourucres of ground. Xne style of: ar- j cMtecture is early Engliah gothic, and ! the tower (249 feet in height) which rises in the center of the building, closely resembles the Victoria Towcc of the new Houses cf Parliament. This vast pile is to contain- dormitories for 800 students; a chapel, a library, a museum, a dining hall, a theater, and an astronomical ob servatory for the Faculty, besides recita tion-rooms - Some New French Aphorisms. It is right to despise fools; it is wrong not to fear them. Love descends to friendship; friend ship never soars to love. -. . People who injure us always say they do so for our good. . Women do not like to remember; men do not like to foresee. - Nothing shows happiness more than tears. Tears are the extreme smile. An honest man never abandons a woman, but he knows how to make him self forsaken. By their fickleness women escape much misery. Birds save themselves only with their wings. A women never is deceived by the love she inspires, but she deceives her self through that which she experiences. ' ;Bia Gcss. It is thought by nautical , men that small vessels mounting heavy guns are the most effective in n&v&l war fare, and that these gigantic pieces; prop erly serveo, wiu nereaiter aedde tne fate of naval battles. A single shot from a monster gun with a long range may cripple the largest and finest line-of-batue-ship that was ever launched. Dying Words. 1 " It is well." Washington. " I must sleep now." Byron. Kiss me, Hardy." Nelson. " Head of the army." Napoleon. " Don't give up the ship." Laurrence' " Let the light enter.'' Goethe. " Into Tny hands, O Lord." Tasso. " Independence forever." Adams; " The artery ceased to beat." Holler. " Is thVyour fidelity ? Nero. " God preserve the Emperor." Haydn. it is tne last of eartn. J. ao- ams. Give Dayroies a chair," -Lord Ches terfield. , s . a dying man does nouiing well. Franklin. " Let not poor Nelly starve." Charles II. " What ! is there no bribing death? Cardinal Beaufort. "All my possessions for a moment of time." Queen Elizabeth. " It matters little bow the head heth." Sir Walter Raleigh. Clasp my nana, my dear friend. X die." A Ifleri. X feel as if X were to be myseii again." Sir Walter Scott. " Liet me die to the sound of delicious music. Miraoeau. A Fanny lee Adventure Last Saturday a man residing near Cohoes was trying to move a large cake of ice which was on the point of being cast out on the road by the current in the river. He stepped upon the ice with the intention of breaking it, when it be gan to move off, taking him with it. The ice moved out into the, center of the river and rapidly toward the dam. The man was in a fever of excitement, expecting his last moment to appear when he would reach the dam. The water being very high, the fall at the dam was unusually low, and the ice with the man on it passed over in safety, and drifted in the direction oi the gas house. When Hearing the gas house the ice landed on top of a little shanty which was nearly covered with water. The man got off the ice and stood on top of the house. but immediately fell through a skylight in the roof, falling on some girls who had gone to the top floor to escape the water. A scene immediately ensused. the girls roaring " Burglar I" and Mur der!" Their father appeared from the next room and an explanation iollowed.- : I A Man Without aSingle Hair. In the County House, at the present time, is a man . who bears the name .of Oeorge Greenwood, born in ', Maiden. Mass., in ,1826, where he resided for several years, xxe subsequently emi grated to Texas, where he followed the occupation of a herder, and afterward was aVlarae stock-raiser. 'Greenwood is entirely hairless, not having a single hair about his head and body. He is even void of . eyebrows and eyelashes. While m Texas he aomured a meat fancy for athletics, and on leaving that State, traveled " with Barnum, and after ward with Rice's circus. He at one time earned, about $5,000 per annum.: He was never married, but has lived a fast life. - He failed m health some time ago, and was placed in the hospital at Albany. from which place he was removed to this city by a s transfer and left at one of the Congress street hotels, and, owing to his being without friends, he was sent to the county House. Ho reason has been as signed by the medical- fraternity as to the cause of his being entirely without nair. xroy jsuaget. Office in Parrish Brick Block, corner First and Ferry streets. . TtealdeiuM- corner Fifth and Ferry streets Office hoars from 8 to 13 o'clock a. m. and 1 to S o'clock p.m. v .. ; t - 1BB Epizootics Distanced. THE BAY TEAM STILL LIVES, And is flourishing like a green bay tree. Thankful for past favors, and wishing to merit the continu ance of the same, the BAT TEAM will always be ready, and easily found, te do any hauling within the city limits, lor a reasonaDte compensation. l Delivery of goods a specialty. 20v5 A. K ARNOLD, proprietor. W. C. TWEED ALE, :. .,-.,.-.. ".. Dealer ia Groceries, ProTlsions, Toteo, Cigars, Cutlery. Crockery, and Wood ana Willow War. ; Albany, Obbgok. tW OaU and see him. 34vS The r.letzler Chair ! ' . Can be had at the following places : HarrUburg. Junction City..... Brownsville ... .. Haisey. Scio Albany......; A full snpply can also be obtained at my old shop on Fir street, Aioeny. orego mrxLE ...Bam May Smith A Breaaeld .....Kirk A Home J.M. Morgan J. JT. Brown Graf A Collar H.J.B0UGHT0N,M.D.l GRADUATE OF THE UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE OF NEW YORK, and late member of Belle voe Hospital Medical Office In A. Cerothera A Co.'s Drag Store, Al bany, Oregon. PilesIPiles! Wnv sav this damasinir and troublesome com plaint cannot be cured, when so many evidences of suocess might be placed before yo every day .ni-aa at annnosed boneless eases 1 Tour nhysician informs you that the longer you allow the complaint J to exist, you lessen your chances for reuez. Joe- periene ha taught this in all cote. ' A. Carotliers & Co.'s Pile Pills & Ointment Are all thev are recommended to be. Will cure Chronic, Blind and Bleeding Piles in a very short time, snd are convenient to vm. This preparation is sent by mail or express to any point within the Suited States at fl.50 per package. Aoaress . .. a. i;suinjiiw u , 27 r5 Box 33. Alsbany, Oregon. Iron and Brass Castings.. Particular attention paid to repairing all kinds of - machinery. lvS A. CAROTHERS & C0. DEAXiZBS IS- Drugs, Chemicals, Oils, Paints, Dyes. Clacsr Lartr&sv Etc All the popular PATENT MEDICINES, FINE CUTLEKl, CIGARS, TOBACCOt NOTIONS, PERFUMERY, . . And" TOILET: OOODSR. Particular care and promptness given physicians prescriptions and family recipes.. Albany, Oregon. r . . 4v6 GrO TO THE BEE-HIVE SIDE! .: TO BUT Groceries, Provl8lonsr Notions Cheap for Cten! ConitTT Frota of All Ms;Biiii2!l For Merchandise or Casfu This to the place to get tb Best Bargains Erer Offered fi ABtaa?. Parties will always do well to call ancBare for theia. selves. .WEu S2t6 First Street, Albany, Onega. Anothub 4esAh, in oonsequenoe of . the cnlpable manner in which narcotics axe administered to children, occurred re oently 1 at Holloway in England, i The child ha-nng been restless; the mother bought some airnp of poppies and gave it a BpoonfnL On the followinar morn ing the child was found tobeftneonakras and cued snortly after. The doctor who made the post mortem examination pro nounces the c&nse of death to.be opium poisomntr, and. m answer to a question. stated that landau-am was sometimes mixed with treacle as a substitute for spirit of poppies. JOHN SCHMEER, DEAL.EB IN GroceriesM Prraiois, ALBANY, OREGON, Has just opened his new grocery establishment, on Corner of Ellsworth and First Streets, With a fresh stock of Groceries, Provisions, Candies, Cigars, Tobacco, to., to which he invitee the atten tion of our ctUaena. In connection with the store he will keep a Bakery, and will alwaya hav on hand a fun supply of fresh Bresd, Crackers, Ac tar-1'aU and see me. i JOHN FCHMEER. February 1. 9v4 ::.'';:':;Ve ; MEXIOAiv" Llustang Linimenl Waa ftrst known in America. Ita merit- are- new well known throughout the habitable world. It ba the oldest and best reoora oi any uuudhsi jb um world. From the millions upon millions of bottle Mid not a single complaint -has ever reached na. Am , a Healing and Pain-Sabduing T.lniment it has a at equal, ltiaauce BENEFICIAL TO MAN AXD BEAST. ("jjCsj mm 00Q1" Hill Y OLD TheOld Stove Pepoitij0rnestead Tonic ionn uriggs, . Plantation Bitters Dealer in eaana Coot, Parlor aii Boi Stom! OF THE BEST. PATTERNS. AL8O1 Tin, Sheet Iron and Copper Ware, And the usual assortment of Furnishing Goods to - 'be obtained In Tin Store. Repairs neatly and promptly executed on reason able terms. Short Beckoning Make Long Friends. Front Strket, Albant. : Ded. 8, 187. - , ; . ' A. WBEEELEB. O. P. ROUGE. O. R. WHEELER. A. WHEELER & CO., . SHEDD, OEEaON, FORfAEBlM AHD JCSHSSION 21 EE CHANTS. -' DealerB in ilerehandlae and' Prodno. " A goo asiotofUkind. of Good alwaya la awre at lowest market rate. Agent for sate of Wagons, Grain Drills, Cider Kills, Churns, Ae Ao. CASH paid fo, WHEAT, OATS, PORK, BUT TER, EGG 8, sad POULTRf. Is a purely Vegetable Preparstion, coupol or Calisaya Bark, Roots, Herbs sad Fruits, emob which will be found aaraaparfltian, landelion, Cherry, Sassafras. TansGentian. S ?&J!r tlo Tamarinds, Dates, Prunes and Jsniper Berries, prMerved in aSsmeient quantity oniy) erf thospirt oTBugaOanetokeepinanyelimate. They invart ably riieVTaBd eore the following eouplaims Lpspsta, Jsnndiee, Uver Conipnt. JLo- of Aneute. Hedche, Bilious Attacks, Fever and AuetsnnmerOomplaint. Sour Stomach. Pal plta ttonrf the Heart, General Debility. etc. They are especially adapted as a remedy for the diseases to ara .obtested: and ss a toqio for tha Aged, Feeble TnA OebUitated. have no equal. They sre strictly In tonded ae7emierancV Tonic or Bitters, to be used ss a medio ms only, and always according to direction. . SOUD BI ALL FXRST-CfcASS DbUGGDSTS BR00II FACTORY. W., I. BEIJING, Who manufactured the first good Broom every made in. Albany, has returned irom California, and located permanently in this city, where he has again commenced the manufacture-of all kind of Brooms, ; , Brushes, Wisps, fca.. at hi factory on TOtST STREET, at John MeUJer's old stand, east of M agnona Mills, where be invites those wishing a first-class broom to eail and -ear. it of him. Albany. Oct. 16. 18T. A