LOTOS KE3COHIES. One day, in pensive, dreamy mood, I thought of bonny Mary How fair she was, how sweat and good, How t atry-Uk and airy I held a treasured fragrant earl, . And let it pound mynnger twirl, Yet thought, "Tta strange a few short yean Sinew we two parted, blind with tears, It's golden tint ahoold Try t" The oUnfrfng oaii m soft and bright, Yet rather brown than golden : returned and tnmed,it to the light To cesoh the eoior olden. "Alaok!" I sighed, "'tis gone. Dear girt! Her image fades not like the earl ; I see her now, my graceful maid, , - sMerU tfeat she made afraid e heart she would embolden. Then came a thought of sodden pain: "How now I her hair so sunny as wary, soft, yet always plain. Hut enrled at all. How f tinny ! What changes may a tress befall ! cannot mass n oat at au ; The preokma look is rained traits ; ! I'd not hare i en this sight Kot for a mint of money 1 " rn not H by, this gift of yore ; Mo more it eoothea and blesses.' I took the paper, dropped before, That held my Mary's tresses. Hal think upon it I notthesamet Hot " Mary " was the written name. Bat "Jenny" .Jenny, darling girl Uert was the bonny sweet brown carl, And gone were my distresses I Jenny, my Dower t my girl of light! Mr faHrtMmA. winsome Jennv 1 I saw it all. The looks were right j 8af e in its nowr naner laid I found my Mary's golden braid; And. eloae beside it Bessie's tress, Keren and gloasy-Bare Queen Bess The sweetest giai of any I Vhere ere they now T Who? What? The girls Or do you mean the tresses T - The girU. An, well (how Tempos whirls!), , Each one a husband blesses. Married and settled long ago Bess. Jane, and kTur dAnt -vnu rmwf Mary and Wallace made a match: - Bright Jenny found a brilliant "tatoh . j And Bess took me the precious! Harper' Bazar. THE MASTER OF HOLME MAS OR. They were seated side by side under the limes where tliey had bo often met. His hand clasped hers. His eyes were fixed fondly upon berjdrooping face, on the golden lashes of which a tear trembled. About them was the autumn sunset ; around, the voles and uplands of Eden shire ; while on the slope of a hill to the right stood Holme Manor an ancient building belted by a thickly-wooded park, and at present in the charge of the housekeeper the owner, traveling abroad at his accession, not haying yet visited it. ' It grieves' me to the soul, darling," said the young man, " yet also I cannot help experiencing a flattering delight to witness your sorrow at our brief separa tion." . i - . . "I ought not to give way, I know, Claud ; it is foolish," responded his companion, brushing her hand across her eyes, and looking up with a smile. " Did I doubt you or myself, it might be ex cusable. " And you doubt neither, Iiucie ? "' he said, folding her hand in his. " No more," she laughed, " than I do that the sun yonder, setting behind the' Manor, will nse to-morrow." " Though he who has won the sweet prize of your affection is only a poor artist, with his way yet to make?" "As if money could make a difference, Cland! You would not so wrong me. Am I not only a farmer's daughter t "A jewel, Lucie, that by chance has a rough setting, but whose beauty would better become one fax more exalted," he said proudly. "Ah f were I the fortunate , i . a j; j. possessor oi bucu an waue as coat 01 Holme Manor a place the master has a right to be proud of how I would re joice to malu you ita mistress !" . "And destroy me by my grandeur," she replied gaily. " Zthe Squire's wife? Absurd, Claud ! Recollect the violet that grows in the valley dies if trans planted to 1 the bleak mountain top, " It is the church-clock striking six ; I must ero. Lucie, said Ulaua JtercavaL rising. ''The walk to the station is fully two miles, and the tram starts m naif an hour." "And when will you return f " " I cannot before two months, dearest. Then you shall see me. Farewell," he continued, taking hex to his heart. " I go without fear, Lucie, trusting in your truth as my own. No other, whoever he be, could win you from me. Not even," lu lT,Ka1 ' llm nienlKi nt TTlm Manor. - ': ' " Noteven he. dear Claud," she smiled. Again they embraced ; then taking his portfolio and folded camp-stool from the stsiis. ri carted from hex. - She watched him until a turn in the Edenshire lane hid him from view ; after ward she went back to her father's farm, one of the best on the estate. As she entered ihe f sitting-room, the farmer, who wad there, exclaimed "Here's news fox you, lass. The Snnirn takes pcenoaaion at last. He is coming down this evening without hardly a word of warning, ana au me servanra, IH warrant, are in an awful hurry and fluster y while he has already sent word that to-morrow he visits his tenants ; and, lass, it's here he comes first; so it's high bnsv we must be - to have all spic and span, so that he may renew my -wsrtinh ia stliortlv OtlL" " ' father," smiled hia daughter. "Ton see to outdoors, and leave the house and the dairy under my tsireciaon. urr nrmldn'i be done better. Lucie. Hell be a fortunate young farmer who 'gets you fox a housewife. - . Tin mr averted her countenance to iA tl Khiah that sagased it, fox as yet hex low fox Claud JVreroii was a secret. to be revealed only on his return. , ticie karot hex word. The house and afw oa rvtrfect . bv the . tame Mr, arrived. ? . He was a talL arifitocxatie-looking man, with dark hair and eyes, red lips, and a pale complexion. Under the farmer's guidance he inspected th farm, but rati with the ajr of, a man TMM-frtrmiij. a d ' ty than a pleasure. Hia ly.aer cuspci wholly, however, when tb9 i' C'-T, w, -a.ils bright, glitter ing tl-v 'fij t.-d -c. !a, red-uiea floor, imAit oT-ftervaiaoii. "i "I ave souix many- tartd-go. -Axiiies," K Tvmitrl. " even tH of the pro verbially clean - Ijl" li, Lut none could crarscrs wlh tbis. It nmVas one almost forswesr every! inj ve butter, milk arui -, " At." r.norked the farmer, proudly, mi&iit f&i, vonx dinner off the Hoox here., as the savins' -is beUex than off mriA Mlkn' tniXvio4li Ob a Basoxdav. It's all owins to my' dasgiiter, IiiKiie,-Mr afniua'in.- '.. . fii... BtaLia . would be . here. there and everywhere, and the butter and cheese nowhere, if it weren t for her directing them. I gT her ta cast ea ucation a lass can have, but she ia too wood and devex too let it set her above her wok" . . ' - "May I have tLe pleasure of seeing one to whom my ejea ewe so much ? " asked Gerald Ha&;'J, ltx&l3 round. " Eh, sorely. Lhe's oon wLere near, IH warrant," relied iLa frr; goiag to the door, and tiie c-.rrinwith Id datoghiex. era v. : ' "' - A momeat tdt&s, Imoi&t dresseuialjaply bnt pritiiy, in a L' rh xnuslin, entered. Ia rather apjILkKia rvuneif Ger ald MawUn terried. Am, Lowever, his eyes res-ted on the girl, the fanner saw him eVrt, and hia cUzk brows rise in astosshment as he bowed low. : "llatraa'ia heraahenuVlritadLicLeiW," he thought approvingly; "and -bless her I she behaves quite like one, too. I'M warrant he has seen few pret tier lasses than Lucie." Gerald Mawsin evidently was of the same opinion. "His dark eyes rarely wandered from her face. The tones in which he addressed her. were low and respectful, and the encomiums endless that ne passed on tne dairy, wmcn ne appeared in no hurry to leave, but sipped the cream he had received from her hands so slowly, that Lucie strongly sus pected he didn't like it, but, being well bred, only drank it out of compliment to the place. 'When, finally, the farmer carried him off. Gerald Massin displayed more in difference to the live stock and the acres of arable land than before, and soon, pleading time, mounted his horse at the eate to leave; "I will come another day, if you will permit me." he said. " It is a fine farm. and profitable a fortune in itself. By-the-wav, the steward tells me your lease is nearlv exnired." " It w, Mr. Massin; but I trust you'll find no objection to renew it." "I see none at present, certainly. We will talk over it when I come again." Gerald Massin came again very often. and always at those times when Lucie was sure to be' at home: but he never mentioned the lease, and always changed the subiect u the farmer spoke of it. The farmer r however, experienced no dread; for with much satisfaction he had begun to read the cause of Gerald Mas- Bin's frequent visits, even as had Lucie, witn pain, sorrow and mortification. The squire loved the farmer s daugh ter. - One morning, nearlv a month after Mr. Masai n 'a first visit, a footman brought word that Farmer Western was wanted up at the Alanor on business respecting the lease. I knew it : it's all ricrht." remarked John Western. "Thank goodness, the weurht will soon be off mv mind. Ja.18 honest face the picture of content. ne rode on ; but it was nouiing in com parison to now it beamed when, an hour later, be galloped home. Flintrinsr himself from his horse, he hurried into the sitting-room where Lucie sat at worK. News, lassie news ! " he cried. " What will you give me for it eh ?' "The usual -oavment." she smiled. putting her arms about him, and kissing his cheek. "From a bank where the account can never be overdrawn, he proceeded, cheerily. "Well, I've been up to the Squire s, Lucie; and if you were to guess a hundred years, you'd never guess what ne said. . 1 But Lucie, though steadily she in quired what he did say, had already guessed, as her pale cheek and her arms abruptly dropping from the farmer's neck proved. ' He loves you, iiucie. and wants to make you his wife." " His wife I" she gasped. " And what did you answer, father-?" 'What did I answer? - Why, lass. what could I answer, save that it was a great honor done us too much for such e, but that he had my consent, as I knew he'd have yours, my girl." "Father, it is impossible," she mur mured. " I cannot marry him." ' Not marry him I " cried Farmer Western. " Refuse the Squire ?" "Yes. father, I must, even had he been TTing of England." wnyf Are you mad, ljucie r "No, but dear, dear father 1" she exclaimed, abruptly, sinking on her knees, " forgive me for keeping it from you, but my heart is already given to Claud PercivaL In the eyes of heaven we are engaged ?" - " Claud Percival ! a wandering, beg garly artist !." roared the farmer. " Marry him before a man like Squire 'Miurm No, Lucie; we've been good friends to this moment, but henceforth yon are no daughter of mine if you say that. I'll see you and Claud Percival to the deuce before I give you to him !" " Father, in mercy," she implored, "do not speak hastily." "What is wealth without love 1 45ut love can be priceless, without wealth. I cannot I must not wed other than Claud Percival 1 I would rather die !" "Die, then !" roared John Western ; when a hand was placed on his shoulder. It was Gerald Mb wain's. . He had entered unheard. His coun tenance was calm, but also stern, as he addressed first the father, then the daugh ter. "Mr. Western,' he said, "control yourself. Miss Western; am I to con sider you refuse my proposition to make youmywife?" . " Mr. Massin," replied Lucie, tremb ling very much as she rose, " though deeply sensible ef the great honor you would do me for which, indeed, I am grateful I must decline. Not only is such a position far too exalted for one of my station, but, ; as probably you just DQWUtmm, my iuvh u bjrwij given, a am sorry to cause you pain very, very sorry, fox you have been so kind, and and I would not, could I help it, be the cause of grief to any one." She averted her head, unable to sup press hex tears. 'Thia is your irrevocable reply f " he Bilked.-' ' -' 'J:y---: : ;M V !'f "It is." "That is enough," he rejoined, quit ting the room, and taking the farmer with him. " Not a word further." he said, getting on his horse. " You shall hear from me this evening. " The Squire was true to - his promise, As Lucie sat in hex own room, exhausted with suffering, she a heard her father's step on the stair. A second after he entered the apartment. His healthy face was pale and wrathful, his tones hoarse. as, casting a setter os the tame, ne said : "Read that." - ; - ': Amazed, suspecting more3 trouble, Lucie'complied, and read with horror. , . , The writing consisted ohly" of a few matter-of-fact likes, stating that, " unless Lucie consented totnarry Gerald Massin, the farmer must consider his lease can celed, as the Squire would desire the land for himself . " . " He is a villain ! " cried Lucie, start ing up indignantly. .:' . , v!ain or not, " - exclaimed the far mer, sinking- into a chair, and dropping Ms head on the table with a groan, "I am ruined I have werked and toiled in vain ruined ruined ! and youmy own daughter, Lucie, are the cause ; for you might have, and yet could, save me. -" Oh I father father, do notsay thatl" aha cried, falling on his neck; "you break my heart 1 1 Ah 1 if you only knew how I love Claud ! I cannot be false to him." "Go, then marry him I" ejaculated the fariacr wrs4ifiiI!V. ' Be happy, and leave ma -to - rr.-n b-P"gary. " What do y0uef.raf G.-5, 1 say t'5 - - , . - He r. ru.-,t her angrily from him. Yilh a cry of dpair, she fell insensi ble to Ci r. 1 ' : " ' Two t&ot.:Zi8 passed, and the support Lucie had looked for in Claud Fercival's presence did not arrive. Not a line had the bad from him ; neither did he oome. She was wsi-rhed down, by misery- and doubt doubt whether she was doing fight to sacrifice her father, to whom she owed her birth, for her own happiness, or even Claud s. she looked at the far mer : she noted his gloom, his indiffer ence to events, and saw that he rarely stirred abroad in the farm, wliich already he had received notice to quit. It might be his death, and she yes, she could not deny it would, be the cause. That idea conquered her. One evening, crossing to him, putting her hand on his, she said : "Father, tell Gerald Massm I will marry him." ' " What Lucie 1" cried John Western, starting erect, " you will f "I will save you from ' ruin, father. Say no more. Let me be alone," she sighed, and carried her tears and break ing heart to her own room. Gay and many were the preparations for the master of Holme Manor's wed ding. In all that part of Edenshire there was rejoicing, save at the farm, in Lucie's breast. Gladly would . she have acquainted Cland with what had happened ; but she was unaware of his address ; and now she dreaded his com ing. She felt his look of horror and dis tress would kill her.' But he made no sign. The wedding-day arrived. Wishing for death, she attired herself in her bridal clothes, and descended to the parlor, where she expected Farmer Wes tern to be awaiting her. It was not he, however,' who stood by the window not he who, turning, caused her, with a wild shriek, to sink, half fainting, to the floor. It was Claud Percival. the artist. They were his arms which clasped her; it was he who laised her to a chair ; it was his anxious face, as he knelt by her side, that her eyes first rested upon. "Oh, heavens!" she gasped; "why did either live for this ! Go go, Claud? In pity, leave me !" "No, Lucie," he" rejoined, clasping her hand, "I have been a fool an idiot; yet in thus seeing you, bitterly am I punished for what I have done. Will you ever pardon me when you hear!' "Pardon you? It is J- I who need that?" she sobbed. "Oh, Claud! it was to save my father! This is my wedding day. "I know it, darling." " Know it ! and you speak thus ?" " Yes," he smiled. Yeu have promised to marry the master of Holme Manor, and 1 am he. " You !" she shrieked. " Yes ; be composed, sweet love, and listen. A year back, before I knew 1 should be its owner, I came here incog nito to visit ike place. I saw you, Lucie 1 loved the affection of the poor artist was returned. When, unexpected ly, I found myself its owner and rich, an idea i see now a foolish- one by those File cheeks seized me to surprise you. put a friend as Gerald Massin in my place a while to see if wealth and position could win you from me, staking my life it would not. But by it I have indeed learned your priceless worth, sweet, faithful Lucie that the wife I take to my bosom would have -renounced all worldly riches for my sake ; while, as was right, she would have sacrified herself and me for the welfare of a fond father, to whom she is indebted for everything. I have done wrong ; but, Lucy, I swear I never doubted you. Am I forgiven ? May this yet be your wedding-day, with Gerald Massin alias Claud Percival for the bridegroom " She did not reply ; but her head sank on his shoulder, and he felt he was answered.. ...-' She had- consented to become the Squire's wife. Trades of the Past. Half a century ago bellows-making was a thriving trade. Every house had its pair of bellows, and in every well-furnished mansion there was a pair hung by the side of every fireplace, t But as stoves and grates took the place of open fireplaces, and as coal was substituted for wood, the demand fox bellows diminished, and the business, as a separate trade, died oot. . - The same is true of flint-cutting. Flints were once necessary, not only fox tinder-boxes and a under-box was t necessary for every house as a gridiron ox a skillet." Every one who looks back to a childhood of forty' odd years ago must remember the cold winter morn ings when the persisent torack, crack of the flint against the steel sent up from the kitchen an odor of igniting tinder and sulphur which pervaded the house. We have no more idea what became of the flint producers than of the old man of Borrowfulrnemories, who, three or foux times a week, called at our store with brimstone for sale at a penny the half-dozen bunches, iioth nave com pletely vanished from the country. - Then, again, are gone the pin-makers, who, though they t have been in their graves this, quarter of a century, still figure in lectures and essays to illustrate the advantages of division of labor. ; In stead of a pin taking a dozen men ox more to cut, grind, point, head, polish and what not, as it used to do, pins are now made by neat little machines at the rate oi three hundred a minute,' of which machines a single child tends to half a dozen. ;' Nail-making at the forge is another lost industry. Time was, and . that in this nineteenth century, when every nail was made on the anvil, now, from one hundred to one thousand nails per min ute are made by machines. The nailer who werks at the large has but a bad chance of competing with such antag onists, and he would have no chance at aU were it not that his nails are tenfold tougher than the former. 1 : 'k As ax over-loaded horse-car was com ing up Sudbury street, a short time since, when the icy condition of, the street ren dered the ascent of the bill extremely diiSoult gentleman Ijsiled tSeeon- daotox from the-jadewaGc,- reqneetmg him to stop the -car until he got on. i hia the conductor refused to do until the car reached the summit of the hilL By that time, the gentleman, out of breath and temper also, got upon the car and ad dressed the conductor as follows : " Sir, I supposed this road was run for the ac commodation of the public." - " You never was moire mistaken in your life," replied the conductor ; " it is run in or der to fill the stockholaers' pockets." " Indeed, said the now irate passenger, "I thought all the conductors on this road were gentlemen." ' "Worse than before," said the conductor ; do you suppose I would run a horse-car if I was a gentleman ?" ' This seemed tmanswer able, and - the conversation suddenly ceased. -Boston Advertiser. ',.- .'. t t How would you feel, my dear, if you were to meet a wolf !" - asked an old lady of her little grandchild, with whom she was walking along a lonely country road. "Oh, rprandraanuna, ,,I'Bhould be, so frightened 1" was. the reply, v.1 But I should stand ia front of you and protect you," said the old lady. " Would you, grannie ?" cried the child, dapping her hands with delight, "That would be nice 1 While the wolf was eating you I should have time to run far away." - Strychnine vs. Whisky. The GDroy (CaL) Advocate gives the following account of a man in that neighborhood who is in the habit of sobering ri-imaalf after a drinking bout by taking enormous quantities of strych nine : . . The individual who performs the wonderful feat of. eating with impunity such large quantities of this , deadly drug is an occasional visitor to this city, and is well known by a number our citi zens, to whom his peculiarity has been known for years. He is an eccentric genius, and does not make bis strychmne eating a public matter, but rather seeks to hide it. By chance the subject has into print, and it being so extraor- an occurrence, we tooK it . upon .vea to investigate it, ana now know, positively whereof we speak. Morphine, arsenic and other poisonous drugs, it is well known, are often eaten in .large and small doses, for various purposes, but that trychnine should also become a palatable article, -and in such large doses, may well excite the credulity of all, and it is only in the in terest of science that we now write, hop ing that the subject will be investigated by the medical fraternity. This person. who is known by the-, sobriquet of 'Jack, is a man of intemperate habits, and has his periodical sprees, which last from one to three weeks, during which time he keeps completely saturated with whisky. If occasion requires that he should be sober at ' a certain time, ox if perchance he feels the slimy folds of ' snakes' coiling in his boots, be immedi ately procures a bottle of strychnine, and eats from ten to twenty grains. If the desired effect is not produced, say within an hour, the dose is . repeated. Unless his spree has been protracted, one dose usually straightens him up, and no matter how drunk he is when he takes it. within three hours every trace of his debauch has left him, and the closest observer could not discover the slightest indication of recent dissi pation. Instead of a hectic flush or dull. heaw look, his eyes are clear and bright and Ins skin presents its natural appear ance. This singular being came to this city last (Saturday and remained until Monday, during which time he went through his performance. He had in tended to depart on Sunday, and having imbibed rather freely missed the train. On Monday morning he was very drunk, and visiting Dr. Morey's drug store called : fox a bottle of strychnine, re marking that he must leave on the noon train. He immediately emptied a por . . . , . . , 1 , j . , - , non 01 we contents 01 tne ootue mio his mouth and went off. When the time for departure came he was as sober as a radge. The only information that can be derived front him as to this habit is Uthat he has followed it since 1856, but as to how he acquired it cannot be learned. Dr. H. C. Morey has known him since 1861, and has frequently known him to eat a bottle of strychnine within twenty-four hours. When we consider that from an eighth to a quarter of a grain of this poison is usually suffi cient to make a corpse of the most ro bust person, we do not wonder that the statement that twenty (Trains can be taken at a time with no deleterious effect should be increduously received. How ever, facts herein stated can be substan tiated by incontrovertible evidence, and no matter how absurd or singular they may appear, must be accepted as facts. vinery: is strychnia an antidote for tne poisonous effects of alcohol, and vice Forrest's Last Appearance. A writer on the late Edwin Forrest says : " His last engagement was in Bos ton, xte had had an attack of pneumonia. which affected one of his lungs. Mr. Oakes. his life-long friend, implored him not to go on -the stage again. He was ill all the afternoon so hoarse that he could scarcely speak. The. play was ' Riche lieu. ' All the entreaties of his physicians and friends could not keep nun from the theater. Too feeble to walk, he was led to his dressing-room, and arrayed him self for the part. The physician had given Mr. Oakes a small phial of whisky. telling him that if Forrest showed signs ef suffering to administer it to him. When Forrest heard this, he said : If I die on the stage I will die, but they shan't find any rum in me-' A chair was put behind the scenes, and when he was called he was led to it by Mr. . Oakes. When his cue came he was raised to his feet ' Steady me.' he said : ' steady me. and let me go on. Tottering on the stage, the sound of the applause of the multitude seemed to put new life into- him, and he went through his part accu rately, and so to the end of the play. When he finished he was led. half faint ing, to his hotel, and he never appeared upon the stage any more. ' The next night the play was Yirginius ;' but his physi cians and friends aheolntelv forbade his playing the part. He struggled until the last moment, resolved he would not be governed by either friends or physi cians. Finally the doctor -said : 'If you dress for " Virginius" to-night, and go upon the stage, you will die. He listened for a moment burst into tears like a child, and submitted himself to be put to bed. This was at the Globe Theater, Boston, and he never acted again." . How They Buried a Senator Seventy rears Ag., -'-"-'X Among the items of the accounts pre sented for the funeral expenses of the Hon. Francis Malbone, a Senator from Rhode Island, who died in Washington in June, 1809, and whose remains were interred in the Congressional burial ground, are the following : ; - 1S pounds crackers.... $3.60 11 Hounds cheeM at 25 cents : 0.81 The committee to andit the contingent expenses of the Senate directed that pay ment be made for the crackers, but re jected the claim for the cheese.: The next voucher presented to them for their approval read thneT' ' ! : - 7 iralloartMst Madeira wine ............... . .38.0Q -Kt0iJ5n!rnrty-.-....w."ia.i,-.'.. : 8.1 u posnas atmooa at U cents. .,.....,...,. .w 19 pounds mains at AOeento.. S.O0 , Of thi account the committee would only -allow "fo' 4 gaHone wine and 3 quarts brandy. S29," but they passed rn another voucher fox ". 14 pounds pound-cake, $7," purchased from Monsieur Julien, a confectioner, who also supplied "12 pounds crackers." Beaufort Tribune.- , - - 1 Asotheb illustration of the character of the professional tramp may be found in the following route taken from the pocket of one of them, in Connecticut "New Haven to Birmingham, 8 miles, ask fox supper and breakfast ; to (Sey mour, & miles, go to selectman, he wfil send you to a tavern j to Naugatnck, 8 miles, go to selectman, get crackers and cheese to Waterbnry, 6 miles, police station; to Newtown, 18 miles, selectman to Danbury,' about 10 miles, police station ; to Brewster station, State of New York, poormaster j from Brewster make to Newbuxgh, then to Goshen, taaa to iUiDoora.' xaxe the west track.' Joeh Makedt, member of . Parliament fox Meath. Ireland, is dead : cured 3. He had been ailing, and became aWioa- ly ill in consequence of excitement pro- duced by the death of John MitcheL his 1 Al. . . urouier-in-iaw. The 0 Possum. If there is any thing in names this ani mal is Irish, but - there isent none there now, and them in the oolliniee call their- selfs possums, like they was natifs. Possums is bigger- than a bird, but not so big as a dog, and has a sharp nose and a long bald bedded tale wich is all ways cole as ice, never mind the wether. Its jus as if their tales Was ded and the fun erals was poeeponed, but this aint so, for there tales is mity lively if you have ever see em roun the bars of their cage. 1 herd a maa from Ostralia say that they was no place in the world where nature had been so good to her creatures,- and he said, the man did, that if it wasent for the possum's tale how cud they hang by em from the branches 01 trees use they do, but wen I ast him what they hung for he dident kno. X spect its only to show they aint afraide. : The she one has a tobacco pouch on the outside' of her stummack, and wen the little ones is friten they creeps in it, and wen they are snug they dont care a copper wot becomes of their ole mother wich is outside. When the dogs fines a possum aid it cant git to a tree it lies down and pretens it is ded. Once they was a dog wich diddent kno about possums -foun one a lying like it was ded, and after rollin it over a wile, and smellin it, the dog lay down by it and went to sleep. Wen the possum the dog was a sleep it got up quitely to go a way. but 5 us then the dog opend its eyes ana see we possum riwwuiin up., such a friten aog you never see, ana sucn a friten possum you never see, but the dog most, it jumped up ar made for home, howlin at evry leep, and fore it got home it had a. change from a black New founlarn pup to a ole bull dog as wite as milk. A man wich ' had a pet possum and a chicken wich he thot ever s much of was a settin at his table writin one day, wen he see the possum oome in at the door and try to sneak under tne bed. ao the man he said Cleopatra, wich was the possum's name, come here and do some tricks on the table, but the possum need ed lots 01 ooaxm, ana wen was gecon up on the table beggin, like a dog, the man herd his chicken go yeep, yeep, yeep ! Then the possum she started and stared, all roun the room like she said wy, bles my souL were is that chicken? But the man he knew were it was wel enoughf. Then the chikin went yeep, yeep, agin, and the possum ran to evry side of tne table and iooki over tne eog, and then came ack to the middel a shakin her head like savin I cant make it out at alL it beats me I But wen the man he cluckt like a ole hen the chickin stuck its head out of Cleopatra's pouch, were it had been put a way to be et. Possums is marsupials, wich souns very fine and gramd, but I spose its jus cos they cant be any thing els, with their cole tails and them pockets on their stummackses. The Boy on Labrosse Street. When a Isibroese street bov is nlavinsr " hop-scotch " on the walk and his mother comes to the door and asks him to split some wood, he replies that he will be along in just one minute. At the end of ten minutes she opens the door and says: " Wiiyum. 1 want that wood I "I'm coming right now," he replies, and then goes on hopping here and there on one leg. Another ten minutes tries away, and she opens the door and says: " Wiiyum, if you don t get that wood you know what your lather win do 1 "Just ten seconds 1 ne calls back, and he enters upon a new game. The next tune she calls she says: "Young man, its almost noon and can't cook dinner without that wood !" "I know it I'm coming now," he re plies, and he stands on one foot and holds a long discussion with the Johnson boy as to whether the game of "hop scotch " is as good a game as base ball. He has just started to hop when a boy Bill! there's your old dad !" Great Snakes !" whispers BilL and he goes over the fence like a flash, grabs the ax, and during the next two minutes he strikes two hundred blows per minute, He gets into the house ahead of his father, and as he drops the wood be says Mother, the bovs were tube a savin' that I had the handsomest and best and goodest mother on Labrosse street, and I want to kiss you! Detroit Free irress. Dancing Lawyers. A writer in a London magazine says ' In former times men of the gravest profession did not disdain to dance. Even the Judges, in compliance with ancient custom, long continued to dance annually, on Candlemas Day in the hall of Serjeant s inn, (Jhancery lane. - jum coln's Inn, too. had its revels foux in each year with a master duly elected of the society to direct the pastimes. , Nor were these ' exercises of dancing, as Dugdale calls them, merely tolerated : they were held to be ' very necessary, and much conducive to the making of gentlemen more fit for their books at other times. Indeed, it appears that. by an order made in James I. a time, the junior bar was severely dealt with for declining to dance; ' the under barristers were by decimation put out of commons for example's sake, because the whole bar offended by not dancing on Candle mas .Day preceding, according to the ancient order of this society, when the Judges were present; with this, that if the like fault were committed afterwards they should be fined or disbarred." ; : , Arctic Expleratlon. i'fl-; vji, England ia preparing for her Arctic explorations this season in a very thor ough manner, and there seems to be a general belief that the British expedi tion, now almost ready for work, will ac complish more than has any prevkwaone ies. xhe aaormt voted uy jrnmenx for tiii.-r out the cxpedifaon thisyeae is about f uo.OOO.witi toe expectancy of adding about $75,000 next spring, and as much more in 1877. There is also men tioned the possibility of $250,000 being required for, extxa expenses, in. case of delay in the return of the expedition, and relief expedition necessitated. The British government is evidently in ear est in its determination to do thorough work this time in unraveling the myster ies of the great frigid district of the North. : ' ' Teeth and the Phosphates. -In a paper read before the American Dental Society of Europe, Dx. George W. Field showed that healthy blood contained a small percentage of inor ganic, bone-making matter, from which the teeth drew support end as modern economy throws away the phosphate por tion of food, the result is that the teeth are starved. : In Northern Ii eland and Scotland, where oatmeal is a staple dish, the teeth are oomparativery sound.' Fox Americans, the right thing to do dental reform, would be to xetarn' to the old haBty-pudding days a literary reform' too, if there is anything in Sidney Smith's motto, which heclaima ne proposed lor e xlfJe,' , Wldch may be freely translated : " We ealtinte literature upea a tattle oa-Baeal.a Judging br Appearance. Tn other vears. when Maine was a dis trict of Massachusetts, Esekiel Whitman was among the chosen to represent the district in the Massachusetts Legislature. He' was an eccentric man, and one of the best lawyers of his time. In those days Whitman- owned a farm, and did much work upon his land; and it so happened that when the time came for him to set out for Boston his best suit of clothes was a suit of homespun. ixm wue ob jected to his going in that garb, but he did notcare. '--i " I will get a nice fashionable suit made as soon as I reach Boston," he said. . .' .--: Beaching, his destination, . Whitman found rest at Doolittle's City Tavern. Let it be understood that he was a grad uate of Harvard, and at this tavern he was at home. . - - . As he entered the oar! or of the house he found that several hv lies and gentle men were there assembled, and he heard remark from one oi them, " A", here comes a countryman of . the real home spun genus. Here's fun." : Whitman stared , at the company, and then sat dOWn,'...,v'.'.:-- - Say, my friend, yeu are from the country," remarked one of the gentle men. ' .. Ya-as." answered EzekieL with a lu dicrous twist of the face. . . . .. The ladies tittered. "And what do you think of our cityr " It's a pooty thick-settled place, any how. It's got a sweepin' sight of housin' in it" - - " And a good many people, too." " Ya-as, I should reckon so.' " Many people where you come from ?" "Wal, some." " Plenty of ladies, I suppose ?' " Ya-as, a fair sprinklin'." " And I don't doubt you are quite a beau among them." " Ya-as, I beau 'em home tew meetin' and singin' schewL" . " Perhaps the gentleman from th country will take a glass of wine?" " Thank-ee. Don t keer if I do. The wine was brought. . " You must drink a toast. " - ; " Oh, git eout ! I eats toasts never heard o' sich a thing as drinkin' it. But a Km give ye a senuinenr.. The ladies clapped their., hands: but what was their surprise when the strang er, rising, spoke calmly and clearly, in tones ornate and dignified, as fol lows : ; Ladies and gentlemen: Permit me to wish you health and happiness, with every blessing that earth can afford; and may you grow wiser and better with ad vancing years, bearing in mind that out ward appearances are often deceitful. Yon mistook me from mv dress for a country booby, while I, from the same superficial cause, thought you were ladies and gentlemen. The mistake has been mutual." He had - just spoken, . when Caleb Strong, the Governor of the State, entered and inquired for Mr. Whit man. -'.. --.',-. Ah here I am, Governor. Glad to you." ; Then, turning to the dumb founded company: " 1 wish you a very good evening." - :. , And he left them feeling about as small and cheap as it is possible for full grown people to feel. IlaTing Moral Courage. ' Moral courage is a big thing. AU the good papere"wdviseverybody to have moral courage. All- tne almanacs wuia up with a word about moral courage. "Have the moral courage to discharge a debt while you have the money in your pocket, is one of the moral para graphs.' L.v -V ; Mr. Mower read this once, and deter mined to act upon it. - One day his wife h.nrfa hua nve dollars, which sbe bad been two vears saving, and asked him to bring hex up a parasol and a pair of gait ers. On the way down he met a cred itor and had the courage to pay man. Betarrning home - his wife called him 157.000 vet names, am "fooL" "idiot,1 etc., and then struck him four times in the nit of ' the wtomaWi with a flat-iron. After that he didn't have as much moral courage as would make a leaning post for a sick grasshopper, and his wife didn't forgive him for thirteen years.' "Have the courage to ; speak the truth", is a paragraph always in use. I onoe knew a boy named Peter. One day when he was loafing around he heard some man talking about old Mr. Hang money. Their talk made a deep impres sion on Peter, and he .spoke the truth. He said: . . "Mr. Hangmouey, when I was up town to-day I heard Baker say you were a regular old hedgehog with a tin ear.". " What I roared the 01a gent. , " And Clevis said that you were meaner than a dead hoff rolled in tanbark." con tinued the truthful lad. . "You imp you little villain," roared the old man. ' . . .--U :. . "And Kingston said that you were a bald-headed, cross-eyed, cheating, bring, stealing old skunk under the hen-coop !" added the boy. , v Then old Air. u&ngmoney leu upon the youthful Peter, and he mopped the floor with mm, Knocked ms neeis against the walL tore his collar off, and put his shoulder out' of joint, all because the boy had the ' moral courage to tell the truth; --si:.: .v-':,: ....: And there was young Towboy it was the same ' way with him. He had the moral courage to go over to an old maid and say: . ;t'v;' " - , '. Miss Falseair, father says he never saw such a withered up old Hubbard squash as you are, around trying to trap aman !" y " He did, eh !" mused 'the old maid, riainr rm from her pbair. . . - ; i " Yes. and mother fcay a it's aburcing ahame that yotf call yourself twenty-four when yearsre ;orry-sevn, an--she nays your -iuir-aye costs , juore than wood!" ' ' , " She said that, did she?'' murmured the female. - -"Yes." and sister Jane eavs that if she had such a bis: month, such freckles, such big feet, and such silly ways, she'd want the ugh thing to strike her I' v ' . And then the old ' maid mcked n the rolling-pin and Bought the honseln whirfi Towboy resided, and knocked down and dragged out until it was a hospital. Then Towboy 's father mauled him. his mower pounaea nun, ana his sister de nuded him of hair all because he had moral courage m hiajdaily life-. ; The Dammed Ieev There is one preacher in Port Jervis. N. Y., who has been enabled for the last law weeks to indulge in a luxury that generally is denied to men of his profes sion. He lived in the line of bnilding-s which were demoliahed bv the ice ad the flood during the late break up, and of course was greatly excited at the pros pect of being rendered nomeiesa wu the floods 'cause and the toe (save wy. - In common with Ma fellow citkeas, it was the theme of hia conversation by day and the subject of his dreams by nif?ht ; and his friends say he rolled as a sweet morsel under his tougne ths expression " tlvs dammed ice." And it seemed to do him a heap of goad, for lbs was afway more? cheerful and eonteuted after he bad stidl it a few times, and finally, .when then cateatrophe eame,hewa so resigned that, he lifted wa hm voice and said s Well . brethren, God daeEsnned the ice for some?, wise purpose, sad in Ms.ewn.geod tiineB has taken the dmtiaaed ice-away. Let ns be resigned to Ilia will. - Aaovs awl tern" yore childarni its speL- Sackaiosmto. e!ais m popnLttLoa eft' 20,000. . . . ... Thkbk are uppn-i2 continent f Ea rope 6,000,000 awldkm. Trans wem 300,000,000 busheia zooms wheat raised bet year than in 1373. . DkXaAwakh sent away 837,3 baket of peaches last year, and got in mtmif $7,1)00,000. - Tkbv Ovder ef Juvenile TeTjapawmnmsr- " . hex about 60,000 members iaXngl&nl and Scotktadv -v ' j ,.,," Th totawvednsvef. dairy prodaGtaoztaxn the United Statesin 1874 was the xeepe able figure of f447,750,000u A Tgie thoTrftaad-dnrgtatoOeui jgi.? D. Prentice is to take 'a seat wvprtise-.., door of the Louisville J&umctf. -. ' A "Natmhak CatristaW TixuperaneaA ' Alliance " ia to be formed at aeon ventka ' in Pittsburgh on the 11th ef May. A nor az. decree bas been isanacl sd&" Madrid restoring to the- Duke de Mont pensier his mOitaxy rank, bis deeoxst--tions, and ether honors. , . . - Gkk.- SriirsR.jceUremiflti!nwR---sitate the eonhtingrof every dollar in the Treasury of the United Sfcatoe-eaont ing to over $lOO,C0Op( v - Foarx. fhousand.. coal mnerae IVnii sylvania have suspended Iabcff,$arinj7 the last three months rather than yield' ' to a reduction of wages proposea fcyjr -their employers. i ' A retttrw to the old method of re- - deeming mutilated United States cm rency, try which a deduction iaxoad; proportional to the part of the note ths. . is missing, will be made at thebegunur Of next month. ,:.f Gen. Spdhtjeb's resignation was re ceived with general sadness amfcrni tie employes of the Treasury. Th Wasfe- ington HepubZlean says the- worrsna clerks wept like children when be toLX. them of it. .1 Okb effect ef the doubling of postav on third-class matter will be toexlisaxat. the . appropriations for official postage -stamps in the first half of the year, oe that a good deal of mail matter willbve- to be sent fy express. - - , t Thb Adair Liquor law of REams las s been : so waodified as to exempt laqraor dealers freia consequential damagssv ex cept i sucls eases aa warning baa been - given against the sale of liquor to pex sons habitaaQy inclined to intosrication. - A sxrrp td test'fiie-.eoaiBtitntionality ' the Civil Bights law, has been broogjxtin Louismna, and Hon. Jeremiah B2ackand David Dudley lreld will present the arguments to the court. The case will I go to the Supreme Court of the United -Stateev where it will be decided t-Mdly , and irrevocably. MAwmt an&ISsiasl Wisner. of Dux- -bury, have beea residing in Boston this winter. There i noeaLmg remari.lla i thie Kwtsjiiwsttit mata" yea are itdarnMriLi that the former i SO and tJie latter-; 91 years of -eg."' They haver lived to--' getbex seventy yeaars, and are- boil well 1- A faxbtp dm, hwtiiriy reoentiy in t Kess county, .Faniwsn ' found the dead bodies of three mem in a roofiese cabin.. It ia snpposed they took refuge there during the eevexe sow storm in January r last, and pextshed faom oold and hunger. -A yoke of oxen and a wagon were found I near by, which probably belonged to the f men. '. :' . ,.- - , : Tmar have pdisway-of interview-- During the pky a note ttutters down - from the gallery, and faUsen. the stage. . The audience exy,-" Bead it I." "Jiead ' f' mI. ZM,,LZ11 . -.. makes the eontente knows. It onktairaavs a complaint against the manapandIa-- has to come forward and expifcim. Thb house of 6ytvans KelW. in.: per county, Mo. was blown down tkuem&z the storra of the night of the 3CO nil and Keller, lus wif e and five cluldremv were boned in the ruins. Keller waae fastened to the earth by a heavy beatR. The rains took , fire, and for a tune it., seemed that all would ,be b&ried alivH but, by a superhuman' effort, KelW mi- leased himself and rescued his family, excepting one girl, .7 years old, w!auws head had been crnehed by the falling mS the house, and whose reiniiina were badly burned. ' " Lose by Weeds and Insect. It is estimated that the value of rtrav- duofl annna&v - raised in this nnmtn ia--. $2,500,000,000, of which amount nearlw or quite one fish, or e500,0Q0,OiK iK lost, according to the American 1aC uratist, from . the attacks of infiarioafc plants and animala. A single emntpmg?m.i ot the txvKt worm cost the fArmera cs Eastern IfasMachneettS' t250,(XX wtis-iX" ' grass. '-'Missouri, alohe1 loses from CfSease'. ' to twenty milliott-- dollars , annually tmaae-. insect depredations. .The ananwd daraa- , age to the tple sad' pear crop from ther codling motb MuouriU to severed w-Jlotn ' dollars, and tLe wosk of' tLe coreulio Sr.:' costly. A partial remedy ia to tm f onX tn a close study of insect habits, wiiia ar. view to asoerUming what insects ther. are which hold the depredators in cImwJc.: anddestroy tasaa. It is hardly poseiblen to estimate tSe havoc annually wroh.. uy .sae gimeawpper and'-tne p-ote.to bee fox exafeple, and any bird ox insect- , which woi,. l rcdace such pests would be a substantial ; benefactor to the fanner : As to the' "idjasioTsa plaii.ta,r, in the.. coTnaion vwraets3ax,i weeds, the :CT-" , method that is feasibTa is. to kill thorn at their- very jtjermination by meanss S proper a.gricultnrsd r": macuinoa. The? -Cvuntrg (Jeniieman aSlrms tliat ,tS en , nual growth of weeds in this wuby amouiiUi to eight nsilHon tons, ox eaoxsiw . to load a compact train of wagone enough to spaa the globe. " ; : '"" A' Scared TUct. All the people in a Paris houea wuwr atartled one night by a tretnondoris oissw made in an upper aprjtm'nt. to the doors theysaw a man oomiJ,': ira four RUpe at a time. - He waa rilm, half -dead 'with fear. lww a .had made hie way in wiiA a fl fcry. and f echog his way about sae iawrrtai. from room -to room,, to ffd vtiKii, . and come rpoa some ff- f..' wrr- -able, upright thing in' the- tui i ' i f tlicr -room.': 1 felt of ; it, ptwe4 hi. hmfuVl Li river' ar Mfcher, and f&'il a wj, x ;J M1ee; -' frightened, eager to. ncmld not. mBd toa way to tii mmXL. mmM . in his flight upset every articla sff tme tare in the apartment. Then t " -r went up stairs and found tf i the fourth boot hanging tn t 1