5' K - COLL. VAN CLEVE. ALBANY, OBEGON. FRESH TOPICS. r "Tra hardest winter ever known," is the chorus of all the newspapers from every part of the country. AiPosso has undergone that coveted "baptism of fire and returned to Madrid, .the happiest boy in all Spain. Three great ladies are at present fill ing professional engagements in Chicaco Charlotte Cushman and Jananwl itjxjm: uxusis, and Mrs Van ,ott, the powerful religious They draw full houses. exhorter. Paul DE Cassagnac, the fio-l.f "" " iisj jana of a man to take anything back. He rose in court the other day, while Gen. Wimpffen's 1,'fn. t T 1 ... , . - . nuei smi against mm was being tried and repeated his charges against that officer, retracting nothing whatever. A man named Muybridge, who had tilled the seducer of his wife, has just been tried and acquitted in San Fran cisco. The jury scorned to take advan tage of the plea of " emotional insanity," but boldly acquitted the prisoner on the .ground that he served the seducer right. The fare fore passengers between Clii cago and New York has been reduced by the Baltimore and Ohio Company to 16.25. The inducement is almost great -enough .to justify a prudent housholder in taking a pleasure-trip to the me tropolis, and wasting his substance there in riotous living. Gbaxvtlle Stcakt, of Deer liOdge, Montana, suspecting cold weather, sent to New York for a fine spirit thermometer. To his surprise it never marked more than thirty degrees below, and then he found that was its utmost limit. He says it will do for a summer thermometer, but is too short by forty-eight inches for a Montana winter. Peoria can claim . the honor of having made a woman a bank director, Mrs. Lydia Bradley having been elected first director of the First National Bank of that flourishing city. But there is noth :ing unusual in ladies being bankers. Iiady Burdett Coutts, for example, is the head and proprietor of the old banking house of Coutts in London, and Lady Jersey is or was chief owner of the still older bank known as "Childs" in London. Thee- New England Congressmen have passed away within a few weeks whose combined wealth aggregates near ly ten millions of dollars. Alvah Crock er, of Massachusetts, left between three and four millions; Samuel Hooper, of the same btate, left an estate estimated At nearly five millions ; and the worldly -goods of the late Samuel Hersey, Maine member, -2,000,000. are . appraised at "We may look for exciting times in English Parliament. Not only have the the -Home Kulers determined to submit to the House of Commons a demand for the repeal of the act of union, threatening to withdraw in a body if the request should be denied, but Tipperary has elected John Mitchel to represent it in the Im perial Legislature. To cap the climax, -the electors of Stoke-upon-Trent, an En glish constituency, have sent Dr. Kenealy, of Tichborne trial notoriety, to the lower house. The project for the erection of a Terri orial government, over the country usually known as the Tndian Territory is effectually Bquelched for the present. The committee of the national House of Representatives to whom the - bill for that purpose was referred have reported Against it They state that they can find no authority to justify, but much in the many treaties with the Indians occu jsying the Territory which forbids, the proposed legislation, and express the hope that Congress will set the seal of its displeasure " upon this and kindred movements calculated to destroy the binding force of the nation's obligation -to the persecuted people who are thereby to be affected.". The Judiciary Committee of the United ."States Senate, having been directed by -that body to report what is the meaning and extent of the so-called Press-gag law enacted by Congress last summer, sub mitted a report the other day, in which they declare that " no person can be brought into the District of Columbia under it, either for libel ' or any other -crime," and that the act is "necessary .and proper, and in perfect accordance with the principles of justice and the cause of civilized jurisprudence," and -that " without provisions of this charac ter, the District of Columbia would be an asylum for offenders committing crimes against the laws of the United States, and escaping hither." The report is signed by Senators Edmunds, Conklin, Frelinghuysen, Wright, Thurman and Stevenson. Ail the signs in Europe point toward another great war. Germany has re--cently strengthened her enormous army by virtually adding to it the Landsturn, -and the other .nations are oppressed by the burden of immense armies which cannot be reduced until a final setUe- ment by arms of all questions in dispute permits a general disarmament. ; , At the same time, a crisis in the political affairs in France is undoubtedly close at hand. The success of Alfonso in Spain has greatly increased the chances of the young Napoleon's success ia , France. The presence of Bazaine in Spain is -doubtless with a view to approaclnng -changes in Paris, and the sense of lose-' curity as to the future has a strong influ ence in inducing timid Frenchmen to re turn to the empire. The Imperialists, although in a minority in the Assembly, are vastly more powerful among the voters, and as they are led . by men of boldness and experience, they are more than a match for the inexperienced and impractical Republican leaders. The Commissioner of Patents has ro oently made a decision in regard to pat ent medicines which will be read with interest by every man, woman and child in the United States, except, perhaps, some quack doctors, who see their occu pation gone. An application was made some time ago by a party for a patent for "a chemical compound for the cure of piles." The examiner, Mr. E. G. Dyhrenfurth, in refusing a patent on the application, said that section 24 -of the Patent act of 1870 provided that any person who had invented or discovered any new or useful composition of matter might obtain a patent, provided that an examination be had, and it should ap pear that the proposed patent was suf ficiently useful and important. By a number of decisions it had boen held that invention was necessary, and that mere judgment and skill were not suffi cient. Therefore, while patents might have been granted on so-called ; niedieal compounds and " discoveries," the ex aminer thought it was not too late to stop, no number of wrongs making a right, and he therefore refused a patent on the application under consideration. First because the applicant had not in vented or discovered anything ; second, because the alleged invention : was not useful ; and third, because the produc tion of this and similar preparations was a mere matter of skill. i POLITICS ASP POUTICIAXS. Axdt says he is going to Washington with his war paint on. Senator Ferry, of Michigan, former ly was a dry-goods clerk in Elgin, in the store of B. W. Raymond, now an hon ored and respected citizen of Chicago. C. W. Jokes, who was recently elected United States Senator by the Florida Legislature, is not an Irishman, but a "Welshman. His age is fifty. Old Parson BnowxiiOw, of Tennessee. whose term as United States Senator will expire March 4, announces that he will at that time resume 'editorial control of the Knoxville Whig. He intends to die in harness. They have a story at Albany that "William Cullen Bryant after dinner pro posed the health of Mr. Tilden, describ ing mm eimer as the next President or the next Democratic candidate for Presi dent. Drunk standing and with enthu siasm. "Washington letter to New York Times: "Who will be the next Speaker? is the great political conun drum nere just now, and the answer most frequently heard is, Mr. Randall, of Philadelphia, although 'society' prefers Mr. Fernando Wood." The Des Moines Register says : "A correspondent asks, How. will the next Senate stand ? ' It will stand with six Republican majority, at the worst and : in this estimate the new Senators from JNebraska, Wisconsin and Michigan are not counted as Republican." Some one having said that Gov. Samuel J. Tilden is at present the man most likely to receive the Demo cratic nomination for the Presidency, the Cincinnati Enquirer remarks : "Our observation is that very little attention is being given just now to the manufacture of Presidents. If a Democratic conven tion was held next week, however, William Allen would be discovered to be a very troublesome man. Samuel J. Tilden may be very popular down in the East, but in the West and South he is not, as the sports say, deuce high." " Ralph Waldo Emerson, the Concord sage, Judge Hoar's fellow-townsman, was never known to get off but one joke in his life, and that had an asperity in it totally foreign to his nature. It was just after Judge Hoar's little experience with the Senate on the subject of a Su preme Court Judgeship. The papers had all had their say about it rather an unamiable say as far as the Judge was concerned. So, still smarting slightly from the sting, he strolled down to hs friend's one fair afternoon, and went up into the orchard with him. "How do you kill your canker worms?" asked he of his host," seeing the trees had black bandages around them. "Well," said the philosopher, in his mild voice, " I kill them very much as they do politi cians with printers' ink. Photograph of Pinchback : " His most. particular biographer says he was born in Georgia, educated in Ohio, and en franchised in Louisiana. His complexion is of a light yellow shade, his. manners are gentlemanly, his attire is fashionable, and his decided passion is cockfighting. He it was who threatened to apply the torch to New Orleans if the whites con tinued their persecution of his race. In the fight between Governor Warmoth and the late Lieutenant-Governor Dunn, Mr. Pinchback took the side of the former, and when the whirligig of pol tics developed many antagonistic ele ments, he suddenly became Lieutenant Governor of the State. He is said to be a sharp debater, and to possess an inti macy with all the tricks of modern representation. " One Hundred Years Under One Sign, In 1770 William Williams carried on the nautical instrument business in King, now State street, having as a sign an im age called ''Admiral Vernon." In 1794 Samuel Thaxter, who married his niece, succeeded him and carried" on the busi ness in his own name thirty years. Then, taking in his son as partner, the style of the firm was changed to S. Thaxter & Son, under which name it has been con tinued the last fifty-one years at 125 State street, corner of Broad street Samuel Thaxter Cashing, grandson of S. Thaxter, has been connected with the business thirtv-eieht years, and for t. last thirty years the only surviving part ner. For all that time the "Admiral," with his quadrant, has stood guard and stands guard now on -State street, fit prototype of the smart little played by Walter's uncle as chronicled in 1' Dombey & Son." Over against the Admiral tne late Samuel May's sum was put up on the northeast corner of Broad street in 1804, and but recently removed. Boston Transcript. Spain's debt, aeoordinsr to thn Utot official statistics, is $2,000,000,000. FABM AND HOME. After and Over. After the shower, the trmnqnil iran ; Silver stars when the day ia dose ! After the raow, the emerald leaves I Alter the harvest, golden sheaves. After the clouds, the violet sky ; Quiet woods when the wind goes by. w.ter Jhe etnIe"t, the lull of wares ! After the battle, peaceful graves. After the knell, the wedding boll : i Joyful greetings from sad farewells. After the bud, the radiant rose; ! After our weeping, sweet repose. After the burden, the bUsnful meed ! After the furrow, the waking seed. After the flight, the downy nest Over the shadowy river rest. 'Barley vs. Wheat. The Mark Lane Express, in reporting 4 K n 1 w-. 1..,,, .. 1 i : l i K . time, sells in the British market at a higher rate than the best red wheat, says that " a very remarkable change is about to take place iu the history of agricult ure, consequent on the change in the value of English wheat and barley." Reckoned by measure, barley is quoted at 48 shillings, and wheat at 46, per quar ter ; by weight (barley being 7 pounds per bushel lighter than wheat), while 456 pounds of bailey bring 48 shillings, 456 pounds of wheat bring only 41. Size of Itarrels. A President of an agricultural society calls attention to the fact that there are, in a standard legal barrel, only 100 quarts, while the ordinary flour barrel, most in use among farmers in the sale of potatoes and apples, contains nearly one eighth more. Farmers sell their pro duce in flour barrels, and merchants ui uuuuw uariev. tor tha tirnt transier tne same to standard barrels, making a profit on quantity, as well as on the price. In the sales of 800 barrels of potatoes from a farm, the proprietor loses 100 barrels, worth 250, for which he might as well be paid. The middle man, not the consumer, profits by this. Farmers, see to it that yon employ the 100-quart barrels hereafter. Pacific liural Press. A Cause of Horse-CribMns. We scarcely take up an agricultural paper that has not some specific for this troublesome practice in horses. A letter from Mississippi to the New York Farm er's Club seems to have found the cause, always an important step towards cure. It " is a disease occasioned by whisky. Horses addicted to cribbing have contracted the habit at cross-road drinking establishments, by being tied to posts or fences long after the hours for feeding, and becoming impatient at the protracted stay of their masters, who are seen through the cracks of the log-house drinking so frequently. They bite the rail, imitating the gurgling sound of the imbibers, and in the act swallow wind and become fond of it. No cure for cribbing, stump, or wind-sucking. TK Farmer's Son. ', Why is it that most of . the great and successful men, either in politics, finance or letters, in this country, are the sons of the farm, or of poor parentage? This is a question of fearful import to the wealthy and business men now treadine a-. . .. . . r 11 il . . . . ouuucaoiuuji tne pauis oi wealth. vvnence cometh the Lincolns, the jrrants, tne Wilsons, the Wrights, etc.. uio puuuem. neiuf wnat wealth or royal prestige of parental position bol stered up their early or later struggles? Or where was the education or the sur- leited exchequers of the ancestors that hud the financial foundations of Allen, Blair, Stewart, Vanderbilt, and thou sands of others scattered all over the country? They were orphans or sons of farmers unknown to fame, and whose sig- uatuirea were un Known to Dank counters. As a general rule, successful business men, (merchants, politicians or bankers), were members of large families. No hot-bed influence of wealth, or the petted training of an only child, dwarfed their early efforts at self-reliance. No extrava gant use of unearned money Bmothered the great lesson of economy, without which no solid foundation of wealth was ever laid. In early life no lessons of caste or exclusiveness of blood chilled their sociability, but their minds were imbued with the idea that true worth made men and women of the first-class. The farmer's son, raised on the scanty farm, or the half orphan of a poor widow, has no carriage in which to ride, so the son soon learns to walk to fame and fortune. In his youth no wealthy hand reaches out to sustain and steady his steps, so he learns to save himself, and pushes forward with self-reliance and conscious ability to distinction. His father, with his scanty purse, sets an ex ample of economy which clings to the son through life. In this way the poor boy from the farm, removed from the fashionable vices of 'society, comes to manhood, and strikes out boldly with a determination to hew his own way to character and comfort. Look around you, poor toiling son of the farm, and read the history of those whom the world now worship for their learning, their talents and their purity in the day of trial. In early life they trod the same thorny path you are now trying. Self-reliance is the foundation on which to build, adding industry, honesty and perseverance. How good it is to feel in life's young manhood, with the smiles of Providence, we can enter the arena of conflict, uncontaminated with evil asso ciations, and not enfeebled by an early life of idleness, and be permitted, un aided, to hew out, with a strong and willing heart, a position with our coun try's true nobility. Des Moines licgister. : DOMESTIC ECONOMY. Keep your canned fruit in a room where it does not freeze; but do not keep it so warm that it will ferment. Cream Candy. Two cups white sugar; one-half cup water; one tableopoonful vinegar; one-half teaspoonful cream tartar; flavor to taste. ' : - New Flannel. Scald flannel before making, as it shrinks in the first wash ing. This shrinking is usually caused by using too much soap and washing in too cool water. Never use soda for flannels. ".' "r 1 Crisp Gingerbread. One pint mo lasses, two tablespoons butter; boil up twice cool it. Add one teaspoon saler atus, a tablespoon qinger, salt, flour to roll it out. It should be rolled very thin. . ' A Simple Mold. Wrap any firm, smooth paper about a round stick. Re move it and pour the melted beeswax into the mould. When cold, tear off the paper and you have a smooth, nice stick of wax, to be cut in any length. Method is necessary to a well regu lated house. Without it the work drags heavily along from Monday morning till Saturday night. - Begin the week prop erly, keep everything in order as you go along, and the chances are fair that yon will find yourself in a fine condition at the end of the week. A judicious man ager will never suffer her domestic affairs to become disarranged, because such a contingency involves too great an ex- penditure of good temper and peace in the family. ; ) Perhaps the very best dish e-f pre pared apples for the table is to bake slowly, with just heat enough not to break the skin. When done, lay open and remove the core; sprinkle with sugar (granulated is best), and work sugar and pulp together; work to a fine con sistency, which a few strokes of the spoon will do; then close the skin upon 11 ana lay away vj cuui; lb ougnt to be eaten cola. An Esopus Spitzenburg is the best fruit for it, and the best time for it is about tne nonoays. Professional Burglars. Some of them are men of fair educa tion and refined manners, capable of earning a good living in a square wav But criminals seem to be bsrn as well n poets, and no amount oi education ap pears to be of effect in m airing them honest. - . -. j Contrary to popular belief, the pro fessional burglar is rarely if ever addicted to liquor. As a class they are abstemi ous, and some of them are thoroughly teetotal. They need clear heads and still tongues. The aristocratic bank breaker affects kid gloves, broadcloth clothing and the opera, and has as thor ough a contempt for what he calls a mean thief " as a Church of England Bishop has for a dissenting rninister. His wife is always arrayed in purple and fine linen, and gorgeous in dia monds, and his children attend fashiona ble boarding schools. The former almost always privy to the affairs of her husband, and is sometimes an invaluable assistant in arranging the preliminary work of a difficult job. She can do the pipmg as well, if not better than a man, as she would hardly be suspected of burglarious purposes. She finds out the habits of the bank officers and the watchman ; what time the latter enters and leaves the bank ; whether there is a dog to be got rid of, and whether the adjacent buildings, if any, are occupied by persons who would be apt to notice any unusual noises in the bank. Every point that is important is thor oughly known to the cracksnAn before the attempt is made. The children are. utjiuriy every case, ignorant oi the an tecedents and real character of their parents. We refer solely to the higher classes oi criminals, xney are sent awav. wueu not more wan nve or six years old, to another city or into the country, where they are frequently visited by uiieir uiuiner. There is at present at a private and fashionable educational establishment for young ladies in this city, a beautiful and talented girl of 16 or 17 years of se, me uaugnter ot a notorious New York bank robber, who seven years ago was tried for manslaughter, and was oniy saved by the liberal use of the money ne Had been hoarding for years, It must have cost him S80.000 to keen his neck out of the halter. Of this and other facts concerning her father the girl has not the slightest knowledge To her he is a prosperous lawyer, moving in the best social circles, and she looks eagerly forward to the tune when she shall return to that home for eami. which she has never entered half a dozen times since she can remember. Instead of that she will probably be taken to Eu rope Dy ner mother, where her accom imniuusiHa ana money may nnd her a husband. If not, she will return to find her father " retired from business " and settled m Boston, Philadelphia or Balti more that is, if he is lucky enough to keep out of the hands of the police all that time. The lower grade of , house-breakers are for the most part a ruffian ly set. Bank-breaking and j safe opening are above their canabiiities. They break into private houses and carry away plate and spoons, and everything eie oi a portaDie cnaracter which . is of value, ready at all times to kill 'of maim any one interfering with them. Boston Commercial Bulletin. j A Dandy on the Scaffold, j Csesar, when he received Brutus fatal stab, took care to fold his mantle and fall with the dignity becoming a hero ; and Mary Queen of Scots bestowed much pains on her execution toilet. But per haps these instances only show a sense of lofty decorum triumphant over the last terrors. When one always notorious for pride of dress retains his dandy habits under the stroke of fate, it may truly be called a case of . " The ruling passion strong in death.' The first Earl of Holland was a great dandy, who played a prominent and not altogether a reputable part in the history of his time. He was a favorite at the courts of James I. and Charles L ; but when the civil war broke out, he at first sided with the Parliament against the King. In an unlucky hour he went over to the royalist side, took up arms against the Commonwealth, was defeated, made prisoner, put to trial and duly sentenced to lose his head. He appeared upon the scaffold in a white satin vest and cap trimmed with silver lace. His costly garments were lawful perquisites of the executioner, to whom the Earl said, as he approached the block : "Here, my friend, let my body and my clothes alone ; there is ten pounds for thee, that is better than my, clothes, I am sure. And when you take up my head, do not take off my cap."; Then laying his neck upon the block, he added, " Stay, while I give the sign." j . After a brief nraver ha nfrefTioA vn his hand, savincr. "Now! nfm!" Tha word had hardly left his lips when the ax fell, and the head was severed from the body at a single stroke. Galaxy. His Honor as a Farmer. " Yon .'farm, do you?" asked his Honor, as John Taylor, a man aged 46, slid out and made his bow. "Yes, sir." . ' '! ' ;' " Farming is a noble profession," con tinued his Honor. "I used to be an agiiculturist, and I believe that the hap piest hours of my life were spent in hoe nig cranberries, digging dried apples and husking cucumbers. Nothing pleased me so well as to run out before breakfast, mck up a corn-cutter and mow three or four times around the meadow. And such noble sunrises, and such moonlight nights as we used to have ! Ah I John Taylor if I were back again among the : , o i-'s", tsiuuuiug sneep ana crow- uig uunosx oeueve 1 would ba better Off." .. , . j; "Iam sorry, sir." saiM the prisoner. as a long pause ensued. , Ja?' 0h yeT8 I M charged with drunkenness. T the merry days when T f waving apple-trees and looked Out upon tiie blossoming corn-fields and the bud ding Early Rose potatoes. Yes, Mr. I JrLi0 chFLee drunkenness, and f-7 lJp like, .hard-fistedlon of toil, and tell me if it is true or false." i',1 SOSr up the larboard side of Woodward avenue, when a fellow carrying top sails ran roea my bows! ; " Hold on, sir," said his Honor, lean nig over the desk, " PEach youfsS, tolieto an old. man like'me ! I7U make HootSrreon' CHIT-CHAT FOB LITTLE FOLKS. TV- Chips I now an oH couple that lived in a wood A. . Chipperee, ehipperee, chin ! P "6-tP their dVelliAgTtP.lod- Th- , Chipperee, chipperee, chia i The summer t came, and &e.umert went i ..Chipperee, chipperee. ehinl W ".ere tnejr lived on, and they' never paid rent Chipperee, chipperee, chip I arent- Their paxlorwa. lined with the sottert of wool- m,,- t,..tChlPPeree. chipperee, chip ! fuii-T was warm, and their pantry was .. . 1"'n,PP',ree. chipperee, chin! And four lltte babies peeplj ollt ,t the sky v... Chipperee, chipp. r,-e, chip! ou never saw rtarhngs , pr'tty 'an "?hv Chipperee, chippere, ch.p: Now, winter came on with Us frost snd its snow- Thev I hiow ueara ine wind For, wrapped in their Chipperee, chipperee. aleen-. J uown lO ed in thiT fmu v .iT i peep!- "PrUlg how "" eyee win Chipperee, chipperee, chip I George Cooper, in Xurtry. v How a Detroit Boy Turned Pirate CHAPTER X. THE BOY; xie was one of that uinA k i n6ed good whipping about twice per week, but who think tlm-- i A ..iiiyjjcu more man onca in two vears. ... . . S IT . nounng, bluftinff some bo vs. tmA paring cayenne pepper lozenges for un suspecting cats. He was often Leard to -turners has cot to rit nv. v 1 nu j-icuiuuus is around I CHAPTER II AT TWTT.TdlPP Time, sundown scene, the int-Jni. f a well-preserved woodshed. The sound oi diows ana cries rent the solemn still ness of twilight's mystic hour, and the WAV, uiau woes utiUXU Haying ; liiere, I guess that'll lagt you for a oy vi lwu i -L ve put up witix vour sass net I j-.-. t J9 .wo repiv nothiTifT hnfc sobs and quavermc sisrhs. The old man threw Hio cfo .. walked into the house, and Leonidus sat on me corner ol a table to meditate. CHAPTER m. A BLOODT Tmam.irv " That's the last linking T'll v uuiii my monai man 1" whispered the m "'-o ' a vcena rnu, snasing nis list at the kitchen door. Ana a 11 mane tne old man sorry that ne ever laid a strap over his only son 1" He resolved to run away and become a f""1 ; -qo wouiu sail tne raging main, revei in murder, acquire ducats, and tlien come home and take revenge on his father. With Leonidus to resolve was to execute. He entered the house, passed up-stairs and was soon engaged in making up a bundle, consisting of one pair of patched pants, one photo graph of his girl, one jack-knife, one cotton sock and a few walnuts. The uuiuue was tnrown out of the window. ."ir. LEONID US LOOKS AROUND ior me last tune. The bedstead looked familiar, the old blue chest in the corner ana a thousand tender memories con nected with it, and the broken-down cnair seemed to hold out its arm and pieaa ior mm to stay. " I would if the old man hadn't licked me, answered Jjeomdus; "but IU snow mm what kind of a coffee-mill I ami. TT . . . a.e passed down-stairs and halted to embrace the baby. He wasn't down on ma mouier, ana ne gave her a sweet same, ne crawled in behind the stove ana wnispered to the dog : "tiood-by, old Sampson. I'd like to stav here, but T'm inn rl.l Ka v.v wv. JUhUJVCU And he passed out of doors and the great wide world was before him. CHAPTER V. SOLEMN THOUGHTS. oecurmg ins bundle, Leonidus crept into the back yard to see if it was really best for him to become a pirate. The polar wave chewed at his ear and red dened ins nose, and he wondered if the pirate Dusiness wasn t pretty cold busi i.v-oo. jj.ci null if imow wneiner it was best to make for Toledo or Chicago in order to become a buccaneer, but he finally passed through the gate. He walked around the house several times to catch a glimpse of his mother. It was nara to tear himself away. He knew how she would take on next day, and how the papers would call it another iiariie jkoss case, and he decided to go into tne yard and think it again. CHAPTER VL A BAT OP LIGHT. over Alter a little time snent in- thmrA Leonidus decided that if his father would agree never to lick him again, and would give him $2 per week to buy candy, he would not run away and become a pirate. He would go in and make his proposition to he old man, and if it should be re jected farewell to -home welcome a career of blood. -tie went in. No one haA nntfrWI Ma absence, and each face looked as natural as if he hadn't been cone twentv-irii minutes. He felt some little delicacy about broaching the proposition, and as a " feel er " he asked the old man to Inrl hi his knife. It was handed to him and re turned after awhile, and Leonidus de cided to put off makincr the DronomtinTi until morning. He got into his little bed ieeung that it was positively his last uuk uie lit. xl lurfnnon ma neara splitting wood in the back yard and saying to Jack Sparling : " I've concluded to wait until h bVfca me just once more, and then nothing can uiup me nouung on eortn. irree Press. Mother Goose. " Hickory, dickory. dock, the ran up the clock, ".quoted Aunt -Fanny from Mother Goose, to a little three-year-old nephew astride her foot. " Hickory, hutery 'ock,' " and Char ley tried to repeat the words. . ; "No, not quite. Hickory, dickory, dock, the mouse ran up the clock, " she said again. " Oh, yes," and this time the little fel low got it quite right. Aunt Fanny gave him a final toss and landed him lm a cricket near. " Now. Charley. I'm trainer nn-ntnim little while, and I want you to take this Mother Goose book and look at the pic tures till I come down. See. here's the 'Little pig that went to market. ' and hera'a where 'Jack and Gill went up the hilL'" . " ..... ... Charley teok the book, and althono-H he could not read he had heard the " Melodies " so often that he knew manv of them by heart. He sat still quite a long time, then he turned the leaves to where " Hickory, dickory, dock " was illustrated. There was an old-fashioned clock just like the one in the corner of the room where he was sitting one that belonged to his grandfather. - There was the long mahogany case that reached nearly from floor to ceiling; the great dial, v and above, the ever mysterious changing pictures; a lady in a rocking- chair ; a ship; a house, and a face with rosy cneess ana Onght eyes; these showed the changes in the moon, but Charley understood nothing about that. He often wondered why the lady did not fall out of her rockinfiHmair. and he al ways liked to have the face come round, it seemed to smiie at nun; he often talked to it as though it had been a child. At this time ho glanced from the book to the clock and then becran to philosophize. , ... - V - .?-' " . ..v .-.., w.jw.-v'.s.-.iwif-sv,-, m .tmtM .--. &-iaswsn.. .., w i 1 -mmmmMmmmam " XT ee mouse tan run up ee took, Tar ley tan it's plenty big nuff." ; So what does he do but push a chair np to the clock and open the door. There was the old pendulum with its steady tick tack, tick-tack, swinging back and forth. He looked at his book yes, the mouse was on the pendulum, so that was the Place i or him. He stepped up in the door, took hold of the pendulum and swung himself off. But he found he couldnt climb much. The old clock thus disturbed commenced striking ; it sounded ten times 1nni in t nn.i J. . . wv VJUT 11U W ne was in the cam;. TT Kr. The pendulum took back and forth, back and forth, bumping his head first on one side then on the Other : the more he atynarAaA T, it bumped. He tried to rest his feet there was no place. His cries grew louder and louder. The door of the clock swung shut then he was aU in the dark now. , Aunt Fannv AftTTIA in aha heard his smothered cries. She looked in the bedroom, in the closet. No Char ley. ' " Where are you?" she called. 1 " In ee tock 1 In ee tock I" came faintly. " Why. Charlev. what for?" " " : " I fought I tould run up ee tock like mousey," he sobbed. Aunt Fanny couldn't heln l.ri0-t.inr And the eld clock received such a shock and strain that it never could be induced to Keep good tune afterwards. But grand pa says he shall alwavs keen it. for it. seems bo like an old friend, and thinks it will warn Charley from useless experi ments. Hearth and Home. Where' John? "Where's John?" thought the , old cow. as she put her head out of t.l win. dow at the back of her stall in the barn. " The son is an hour hich. and I hungry that I am chewing the straw of my bed. 1 wish John would come I I want my breakfast. Moo-oo-oo!" "ure enouarh. where'a .Tobn 1" thought the old white hen. " It s time for John to come with the meal for me and my chicks. Just hear them cry! They want their breakfast. Cluck, cluck, cluck 1" "Cock-a-doodle-do f That will rnnoA him, I guess," thought the old fighting cock. "Cock-a-doodle-do! Come along, John! you are wanted. The cow wants her breakfast; the hen and her little chicks want theirs; so do the ducks, the turkeys and the doves. And I want mine.) Cock-a-doodle-do 1" ' Gobble-ffobPil A-o-nViKl ! T rln .1, John would come!" thonfrlit i lri turkey. " I have been off my roost more than two hours; and the ground is so dry that worms are scarce. Why doesn't oome Gobble-gobble-gobble!" ' Coo-oo-oo I I. thought the dove. "Some crumbs and seed and corn, if you please, John ! Here we are all waiting. -Coo-oo-Oo !" SjaaoK, quack I Will that boy never some with our breakfast?" thought the two old ducks, who ico.. ti o wani vj go and swim in the pond ; but we must have our break- lass nrst. umack. auank !" And so they all waited and waited "R it was almost 7 o'clock before John came and unlocked the barn door. What had een the matter ? I will tell von - v,nt it me whisper in vour ear. for .fnhn fi. niue mornned about it You must know. uueu, ymi rfonn, instead of jumping out vi um tvL uucb wnen ne woke, turned over and went to sleep again ; and when he woke the second tima fha arm high, and he saw that he had been very remiss. He will not do so amiin n. oesi way is to jump out of bed at once. j.ne jyvrsery. The Losses of the French and German Armies. To the Editor of the London Times : SlB Your Prussiancnrreanon.lont: 4-1 . r- - . .H w- Am4ivhAl xl . . . . . v.udu juu uu me xata. instant a Bunemeni wmcn appeared in your im pression of the 14th a statement likely to interest the men who study everything connected, with the war of 1870-71, and at the same time calculated to mislead those who have not. fha rvn-......; consulting the works to which your cor- jcopuuucui, reiers namely, the omcial worK upon the losses of the war, - ysa.y WU1 , , ; A uivilUiO VQCU piled by Dr. Engel for the German gov- keP4 m one cage in Barnum's hippodrome, ernmsnt and the publication upon the The lions are separated from their corn same ' subject by the eminent French panions through the night by iron bars. surgeon. Dr. Chenu, which, though un- Mi " uenvea rrom omcial sources. Upon the authority of the latter writer. your correspondent states that 44.000 uu ana iz,uw wounded were record ed in the German ofiicial lists. The French translator of Dr. F.nowi'. umi-t in which the said lists are found, is ap parently imperfectly acquainted with the German language, and his incorrect ver sion of the lists in Question has Kt-ro,,l ir. Chenu into the nublination of tha figures above quoted, which convey a false impression of the extent of the Ger man losses. The real figures shown in the German ofiicial returns are as follows : Killed, 24,031 ; wounded, 89,728 : missine. 14. 138 ; total, 127.897. Among the wounded are included 4,248 who subsequently died of their wounds, making up the total number of deaths by the hand of the enemy to Of the missing shown above. 4.000 were still absent at the end of the war and may fairly be included among the dead. Again. 12.599 died of diseasA dnn'no- The mortality, then, in the German armies was as follows : Killed, or died of wounds, 28,279 ; died of disease, 12, 599 ; still missing. 4.009 : total. 44..8S7 The details above criven am taton rmm Dr. .Kngel's work, pacres 250 md qah There is every reason to believe that this work is to be depended upon, though, as " unuir luiuiKU MimiM, BOme m timer errors may have crept into it ; whereas, that of Dr. Chenu is avowedlv founded upon returns of very doubtful sxscuracy uie i ieuBu mosses, ana, as has been shown, upon a mistranslation as regards those of the German army. x our ooedient servant, G. L. , A Baggageman Hade Happy. xuuuiik uie umer niAamnt nnMnnn. wmcn maris me nolidavs. n, frinnd o . Burlington and Missouri baggageman presented him with a patent trunk-lift- It is made of steel and brass. Two damps clasp the trunk at either end, and a turn of a knob in the hand of the bag gageman pulls both straps out by the roots, while, at the same time, an iron ball weighing nine pounds hammers away at the bottom of the trunk, and a neat, tiiree-jointed, self-acting rake, with twelve teeth, reaches in m onilr a hole is made.' and Rv(wns from end to end of the trunk, finally emerging through the lid, where it chnohes, and, by a sudden backward jerk, turns the trunk inside out No baggage man should be without it Burlington Haftkeye. a! FEICAZJi kwnr -in WmmiiiD -wna obliged to suspend her argument before a Justice in order to administer to the wauls of her baby, who was bawling for its dinner in an adjoining room. : rcrsons and .TMngsi Texas has 90.000. OftO nrraa f The man who works with a wiUTa lrobate Judge. - Greelet, CoL, has just shipped twelve bales of buffalo robes. ; t . Chinese maxim Never rub your eye Fipteek years ago there were scarcely ten millionaires in America. , . PnTxDEijpHXAhss more variety haHa than any city in the country. In Japan there are 13,716 schools, and the scholars number 1,5289,307. u - : ... Pennsylvania still produces &40,000,-' 000 worth of lumber annually. y Thebb were 606 deaths in New York last week, and only 504 births. . - Anegho is to be executed in JacmeL i j iux uaumoaiism. XXO ate his victim all but the head. , . ; , Srx " mock suns" and an inverted rain oW iW Been loann8T about the . son at uuui ueoio, uoi., a lew days ago, r Richard Grant White holds German to bo "the most horrible combination of sounds with which the human ear can bo tormented." The fisheries on the coast of Scotland r11?,-1 sea have yielded more -than 800,000,000 of herrings, affording an unusually good harvest to the people. Congress consists of seventy-four f74 Senators (when all the States are fully HVel?-rVld two hundred and nkS-ty-two (292) Representatives. The basis oi representation is about 130,000. v5!tR8: GiABACH of Omaha, killed her httle step-daughter by stamping on her. bhe says she was possessed by a deviL which is not complimentary to Mr. oZ RntW 8he -wafi given'in marriage! -tiut politeness is not characteristic oftho species. roieve Prevails in the city of London and vicinity to an alarming ex tent Several members of the royal household, including Prince Leopold. hVbee very sick with it, and several . deaths of military officers have resulted In the preparation of epitaphs, says Lord, a noted writer, nothing jo de sirable as concisemess. We do not re member to have seen a more concise statement of a man's virtues than is contained in the following, from an Ore gon paper : The angels to-night, in their mansions of light. Are a waltein' round Anthony Mink S i He was faithful and kind, as any you'll find. And gin was his favorite drink. The production of "Henry V." at Booth's Theater, New York, requires ' forty-four actors and actresses, 412 su pernumeraries, and fifty-five ballet girls. In the battle scene at Agincourt there will be more than 300 persons on the stage at one time. The production of the piece involved an outlay of 840,000. There is a woman in Paris who pro poses that she shall be declared Queea of France and Navarre, and immediately married to Alfonso XTT. of Spain, in or der that by the union of the two king doms there may be no longer any Pyr enees. The police, not appreciating poli tics, have sent her to a lunatic asylum. The government has derived an in come from Alaska, since the acquisition f that Territory, from taxes on seal skins, of $1,150,219; rent for fur-seal isl ands, $170,180.72; sale of seal-skins taken by government agents, under section 6, -act of July 1, 1870, $29,529.18; total income, $1,350,229.67. At the beginning of the last year the German army consisted of 31,830 officers, 1,329,6000 men, 314,970 horses, 2,700 field-guns, snd 820 siege-guns. The fig ures do not include the fourth battalions, consisting of 3,400. officers and 152,100 men, which are to tie formed in case of war, or the landsturm, to be raised under the new law, which would bring into the field a force of at least 3,718 officers and 202,500 men. - Barnum's Happy FamilyOne Member Hats Another. Two lions, two leopards and a tame- . black Ttanthar out in tue daytime the bars are with drawn, and the animals form a " happy 1BUIUJ . No sooner were the bars taken out yesterdy morning than the leopard made a spring for the panther's throat Tha panther was young, but bis muscles were like iron and his skin as thick as sole- . leather, and he struck the leopard a blow' with one of his fore-paws that laid bint sprawling on the floor of the cage. In an instant the leopard was on his feet again, and the animals stood face to face. For fully a minute they glared and growled, and then, with a shock that nearly turned the cage on its side, they met again, each trying to grasp the other by the throat The employes of the hippodroue7"at tracted by the noise of the conflict, tried with bars and spears, to separate the com batants, but without avail. . Seasoned. spears were snapped in two like straws, and even the keeper of the anim dared not approach the cage. The leopard with an unexpected spring, fixed himself on the panther's back, and -taking the loose skin on the back of the latter s neck between his teeth, gave the ' panther a toss against the side of the cage that bent the thick iron bars nearly double. For a minute there was great dancer that all tha haufai . would escape. The top of the cage was broken, and the floor was split But the ' uiua wis over ; ior tne panther, without ; sound, struck the floor of the cage, , lifeless.; . , But the leopard wan not mtinflod ;t. the death of his antagonist No sooner : was he convinced that he could approach with safety than, seizing the panter 'a head between his (fore paws, he gave him s tearing with the sharp claws of his hind . feet that nearly stripped the skin from his body. Then he bec-an with hia ' and before" the employes could interfere nearly half of the dead panther had been eaten by the leopard. t When, at length, a sufficient force had been collected around thn mo-a. th. keeper who had tamed the panther en tered the den. There upon the floor lay his pet's silky black skis, almost entire. Hit body, notyet cold, quivered and his eyes glared. The leopard crouched in & . ner of the cage, satisfied with his moaL The iron bars were soon replaced and tha leopard was prevented from -doing fur- Ulva UUDUAUCA. ' ' i At the afternoon performancA tha ard was so unruly that it was ' deemed uiwuio ior wus srmner to enter the cage, but the bars were kept in their placeeuid no more damage was done. New York BbTJTZRB OBOe said: " An innonniatHnft woman is one who is no 1ah ; f false woman is one who is already in love with another person; fickle woman is one who neither knows whom she loves nor whether she loves or not, and the indifferent woman one who does no. lore at all."