runusirFo r.vrnT rnmvT bt COLL. "VAN CLEVE. accounts and wind up his political ca reer. THE YOUNtt FOLKS. ALBANY, OREGON. TOPICS OF THE DAY. Chariky Boss hasn't beeen found Tacarly a week. for Upward of 600 bills have been intro duced in the present Congress. Old judges estimate that perhaps one-tenth of them will pass; enoonomieal members assert that not over one-twentieth of them ought to pass. What a shocking waste of paper. Tim American Express Company is arming its messengers on the Western railroads so that no more easy robberies can be perpetrated. Each messenger is supplied with a revolver and a body guard of one, while an abundance of fire arms are to be kept on the express car. Spain is happy. Hex boy King has issued several proclamations since he -ascended the throne, and there is no end to the great things the young man prom ises to do. He will give everybody everything, and will do everything for anybody. Alfonso is decidedly the most promising person at present engaged in the king busineas. The Fairy Wedding. A little brown Tun her-Mrr. t in her With four sleet, v hirria tiif.k(ul under her breast. auu uer querulous chirrup fell oaaseiess ana low, While the wind rocked the lilac-tree nest to and fro. 'lie lltilL little niwtlino. t lio .till while I tell. For a lullaby story, a thing that befell i Your plain Uttle mother one midsummer morn, A month ago, birdies before you were born. I'd been dozing Zand dreaming the long summer nisht. Till the dawn flushed its pink through the waning When I wish you could hear it once ! faintly there fell All around ma the silvery sound of a bell. Then a chorus of bells ! So, with Just half an eye, This Beeeher is a very queer man. At .a recent prayer-meeting - in Plymouth Church he said he had no such trouble at present as he had once when he was boy, and his father told him he might go hunting with him, and Aunt Chandler, without knowing it, sent him to get some -snuff, and when he got back his father had gone. In 1873 the corn crop of the United States amounted to 920,000,000 bushels, I According to the statistics of the Agri cultural Bureau. Last year it was 800,- 000,000 bushels. The cost of trans portation is so great that the farmers find that there is not much profit in rais ing corn. It must be converted into meat on the farm to yield a profit, ex cept when raised near water commnni- -cation. Of the Republican Senators who voted for Andrew Johnson's conviction in the impeachment trial of 1868, the following .are still in the Senate, and will be after the 4th of March, next : Senators An thony, Cameron, Conkling, Frelinghuy--sen, Ferry of Connecticut, Howe, Morrill of Vermont, Morrill of Maine, Morton, Sherman, and WJlson, now Yice-Presi--dent. It is safe to predict that Andy will not make bosom friends of any of the foregoing'. Mrs. Olives Perby Rice, of Indian .apolis, is apparently about to enter upon a siege of trouble. She is assured by no less an authority than the . Hon. George H. Pendleton that she is the legitimate heir to $6,000,000 of property in Alle gheny comity, Pa. Her father died in -the happy imeonsciouaneea that he owned the property ; but it has none the less been made to appear that such is the fact. The result will be an interminable :series of lawsuits, and an experience for the claimant similar to ,that of Mrs. Gaines in New Orleans. " ' ' Thb Postmaster-General has under consideration a proposal to unite the present one-cent . postal-card and one cent newspaper-wrapper, so as to form a two-cent newspaper-wrapper, for the ac commodation of publishers, . and others who may wish to avail themselves of the improvement. This is not designed to interfere with the issuing of the present postal-card and newspaper-wrapper, which are amply sufficient, perhaps, for it i la 1 peeped from the neat, and those lilies close by, uiuoo wuuno With threads of a cobweb, were swung to and fro one or two letters a year, and an ooca- jr three little rollicking midgets below. sional well-thumbed newspaper. But a combination wrapper that will unite in a simple form all the advantages of postal card and wrapper is especially needed by business men, and will be warmly wel comed by them. Newspaper publishers will probably be the first to perceive the importance of the arrangement, as they often have occasion to send out postal- cards bearing particular or sole reference to some article or articles in their pa pers. It is well-known that letters and papers deposited simultaneously in the postoffioe do not reach their destination at the same time. Hence it is a bother to the recipient, who may have a large business to attend to, and who feels it is hardly fair for him to be called upon to keep that postal-card in mind, or file it, so that when the newspaper arrives he may be able to consider the two jointly. If the newspaper and postal-card arrived at the same moment, it is apparent to all that there would be a real gain in various ways in two parties. Publishers have often felt the need of some plan by which this could be accomplished. Then the sir was astir as with humming-birds' wlnim ! i And a cloud of the tiniest, daintiest bungs ' " That ever one dreamed of came fluttering where A cluster of trumpet flowers swayed in the air. " As I sat all a-tremble, my heart in my bill, 'I wOlstay by the nest,' thought I,' happen what Bo I saw with these eyes by that trumpet-Tine fair, , A whole fairy bridal train poised in the air. ' Such a bit of a bride t Such a marrel of grace J In a shimmer of rainbows and gossamer lace ;c No wonder the groom dropped his diamond-dust rur, Which a little elf-usher Just caught with his wing. I i Then into the trumpet-flower glided the train. And I thought (for a dimness crept over my brain, And I tucked my head under my wing) Deary me ! What a sight for a plain little mother like me !' " Mary . JMtnbury, fn iU icluila. A Wonderful Plaything. " spell hard water said the young Do you "What POLITICS AXD POLITICIANS. Attobney-Gknkrai Wtt.t.tams has -commenced suit against the Central Pa--cifio railroad for $1,836,635, and against the Union Pacific for 1,040,000, and against other roads for smaller sums, ag gregating $3,260,000. The demand for these sums is based on an act of Congress requiring an annual report of their earn ings to the Secretary of the Interior, to gether with the payment by them of five per cent, of their net earnings to the government. These provisions have been ignored, and kence the suits. Gbn. Tract, of the counsel for Mr. Beecher in the great Brooklyn trial, was at one time an adviser of Moulton and Til ton. Words spoken by him in the arly days of the scandal are returning to plague Viitw now. For instance, Mr. Woodruff, Mr. " Moulton's partner, testi fied the other day that Tracy, several months ago, thought the case was one to justify Mr.Koto in lying. And it -appears that Moulton lied. Moulton eems to hare been" very accommodat ing fellow in this respect. He lied right and left whenever he was asked, and eorneti.es spontaneously frcm jUertia. Thb Senate Committee on Patents, before whom the application has been for a couple of years, have refused to grant an extension of the patent of A. B. Wilson's four-motion , feed, for sewing machines. The inventor has realised a fortune of several million dollars from, his" inventumv nd it is estimated- that the ifioriopoly wpH he worth from $10, "000,000 to $30i,000,000.for the next seven .years. The result of this refusal to grant -an extension will be to cheapen the price, -as it has been shown that the price of av erage sewing machines is but $12, and that not less than f4fp,fHSde on I very machine nudu&etnnd.! 1 1 U 1 1 Pbobablv no man, now living in this -country has had a Mtbref extensive or varied exoenenoe jfthrabS litp.flw An- " After " serving several .years in both branches of the Tennessee Legislature, he was elected a Bepresenta tive in Congressand served in that ca pacity from 1843 to 1853.- Then he was chosen. Governor of Tennessee and served two terms. In 1857 he was elect W to the United States Senate and served there till 1862, when he resigned to ac- -cept the position of Military Governor of Tennessee; In April, 1865; by the death of Mr. Lincoln, he became President of ; the United States. He was 66 years old last December, and six years more in the Senate will probably suffice to square his The Detroit Tribune claims the credit of beating Chandler. ; Andy Johnson is the circus-mule of American politics. "Here he is again," ready to start " around the circle." Aleck H. Stephens is getting thinner and smaller every day, ; and he never takes a bath without the fear of being drawn through the waste-pipe. There are eighty-five members of the Forty-fourth Congress who either served in the rebel army or held positions in the civil service of the Confederacy. The St. Louis Republican says: " One Senator has gone into a respectable busi ness for a livelihood. He's a shipped Chandler, now, and some great and good men have been ship chandlers." AxiGernon Sidney Paddock, who suc ceeds Mr. Tipton as Senator from Ne braska, is a native of St. Lawrence county, New York, and is about 44 years of age, and of Puritan ancestry, distantly related to Gideon Welles, Gen. and Senator Sherman. He has been a resident of Nebraska since 1856. The contest for Congress in the First Illinois District, in place of John . Rice, deceased, resulted in the election of B. G. Caulfield by 2,414 majority over all competitors. There was no organized opposition to him. Caulfield was elected in November last to the " Forty-fourth Congress from the same district. At the November election Carter H. Harrison was returned as elected to Con gress from the Third Illinois District (West Chicago) by eight majority. Mr. J. D. Ward, (the present member from the district, contested the election and had a recount of the votes, by which it is shown that Harrison had 139 majority. Andrew Johnson ought to feel highly flattered by the expressions of satisfac tion which his election to the Senate has called forth. Even Mr. Blaine joins in the congratulations. And only to think that .the New York Herald is pleased must set old Andrew wild with delight. For the Herald seems to sail in the popular current, and is tolerably saga cious in turning it. A Nebraska historian, in a book pub lished in 1871, entitled "Pen Sketches of Zebra-Skins," says that the new United States Senator, Hon. A. S. Paddock, is " broad between the ears, indicating great htecoeity : is rather neurotic : pre fers noetic pursuit to manual labor with , out a twinge of the groutnol ; is jocose without being battle and despises nu- gacity. Great heavens ! is such a man to be turned loose in the national pas ture with the fences all down as they are now( i Thk principal nominations in New HamDshire. for the election to occur oh Tuesday, March 9, are now made as follows: Birroucui. CmoouT. Governor. Person C. Cheney, Hiram B. Robert. Railroad Conmuwmmr, Charles H. Powers, Adams T. Pie roe. inwm, Chas. 8. Whitehouse, Frank Jones, found it almost impossible to make out a programme because of so many assist ants, each ready with a suggestion, and no two of them agreeing on the same thing. At last one of the girls said, "Oh, Mattie, let's call it composition day," and this proposition being at once accepted they soon came to order, and in a few minutes each one was thoughfully considering a suitable subject. "I shall write poetry, " whispered Nelly Morse to her next neighbor. "Auntie says she was a natural-born poet if she had only had a chance, and I am just like her everybody says so." Joe Barton heard this confidential piece of information, and with a merry twinkle in his eye concluded that he would write poetry too. An hone passed, while busy fingers wrote and erased alternately, and the teacher called for their exercises. Lizzie Wyman held up her hand as a signal that she was ready, and I will give her composition just as it was written, hoping that my young readers may be able to correct ner misspelled words. Her sub ject was: " A ZiETTEB TO MX ANT. " Hi deab Awt. I now take mv Den in hand to inform yon that I hav got a new drees, and Willy h got the menlen. and a very bad oof. I found a last rear's bird's nest in the old maple tree, and I put some white beans in it for eggs ; Johnie said I had better pat some corn in it too, and then it would hatch oat suoeotash, but I don't believe one word of it. Old Bridget Lark is dead, and we can't have her to wash for us any more. My pen is poor, my ink is pail, my love to yon ahaU never fale. I am writing on elate, out i tnougnt max would be a nice A NETf HAMPSHIRE HORROR. a. Austin F. Pike, 8. Henry W. Blair. Samuel N. Bell, Prohibition. TUket Governor, Nathaniel White: Railroad Cotnmissaoner-, David Heald; Congress, 1. A. C Hardy Josi -It. rkrtehec; X JSdwara S. wesson. v. - - -j - The vote of New Hampshire, for Gov ernor, in tne last lour elections, has been: Dio," said Bella, with three letters." " It can't be done, gentleman. " That means you can't do it. give it np !' ! "Of course I do." - I "I-c-e ; ah ha!" j " Pshaw V said Dio. I " Now it is mv turn." I said. causes this change, and makes the water become hard or ice?" ! " Cold," said Dio ; " it freezes. "I heard of a wee little girl who said 'the water stayed out in the cold and went to sleep.' Well, can you tell me what the difference is between ice and water?" "Why, ice is hard and cold," said Bella. . " Ji you will listen I will give you a little lesson, and if you will remember the lesson I will tell you: a little story. There is power or force in nature which causes the little particles oi matter to stick together. All bodies, everything is composed of tiny particles, and you know how they cling to each other, like the atoms oi fruit, or wood, or; stone. This force is called cohesion. Some particles attract ' each other much more strongly than others. Iron or lead cling closer than wood, wood closer than fruit, and the particles of fruit hold more strongly together than water. The par ticles of water attract each other but lit tle and are easily separated. In many instances heat destroys I this cohesion. Yon know fire will melt lead and make it a liquid instead of a solid it partially destroys the cohesion. And so heat will separate the particles of water, and makes them steam or vapor. When wa ter is exposed to sufficient cold it de stroys the heat in it and ! makes the par ticles cling close together and you know the cohesive attraction of ice is very strong but the heat will separate the particles and melt it bacK to water, and still more heat will convert the water into steam. Now, if you will remember what this power in nature is, called co hesion, it will deserve the story. ; " The poet Cowper -wrote : i 4 Great kings have great playthings.' I will tell you of one which Catherine, the Empress of Bussia, had to amuae her. She or dered a splendid new palace built for her and it was to be made in silence. Think of it ! ! No sound of cutting stone ; no noise of saw or hammer j no nails held it in place ; and yet it stood well-joined and firm. : It was built of ice. The blocks of clear ioe were laid together, and then the workmen daalfed water on the places and it froze them together hard and strong. They colored water bine and red and green and many colors and froze it, and with this they ornamented the palace. They carved many devices from the colored ice, and made beautiful wreaths of flowers and hung them around the icy rooms. Ioe flowers on walls of ice." " A ! remarkable ice-house," said Dio. "Yes," said Bella, ' quite a nice house." i " When the gorgeous palace was finished thev furnished it." " With mahogany and rosewood, vel vet and satin ?" 4 " Oh, no ; there were ice chairs and ice tables, ice fire-places and ice sofas, and a beautiful ice throne: that was fairly dazzling. All was ice j within and with out. Then the Empress gave a great ball in her playhouse. And at night when thev made fires on the icy hearth. and lighted candles in the icy candle sticks : when they hung the icy lamps on the icy walls, and the light shone on the icy furniture and icy I flowers, it was a wonderful and brilliant scene.' It was all sparkling and dazzling like precious stones, and the palace looked as though it were made of millions of diamonds. But ah, ' It was a stream, and soon would glide into a Btream again it must have been penectiy elegant, said Bella. , " It must have been (slightly shivery," said Dio. " Well, an Empress can shiver as much as she likes in her own; playhouse." verse to end off with. Mother eat a cranbery half in two and pat it on her jeint to cure her com. Bo no more at present. From your dear neoe. Lizzus Wyman." Next came Nellie Morse'slpoetry. It ran as follows: " As I waa gazing on the water I saw a man a-mixino; morter ; The more he mixed the worse it grew ; He flapped bis wings and away he flew ; He flew into the highest tree. And there he sat and s;ased at me. And as he gsaed he rose in fught. And this is all I havs to write." Nellie sat down looking quite proud of her poetical effort, and Joe Barton signified his readiness to read his compo sition. The teacher nodded assent, and he read: " A poor old maid, and all forlorn, Declared she was a poet born. And as I'd nothing else to do I thought I'd be a poet too. I have a dog, his name is Ifose ; Tis wonderful how much he knows. Hell chase the hogs, the sheep and cows, And scare them with his loud bow-wows. -His kennel it is warm and good. And there he goes to eat his food. Hell scratch and sneeze. And bite his fleas, And do it all with perfect ease." The scholars all laughed at Joe's' com position excepting Nellie Morse, and she " made a face " at him the first time that she caught him looking that way. "I wrote some rhymes, too," whis pered Susie Day, and she blushed like a primrose as Bhe read : , " Spring will soon come, and the birds be singing. The hawk, owl and blue-jay, the thrush and pigeon; Then on the trees behold the sweet robin. Through branches and bough you will see his head bobbin'." "I had to leave off the 'g' in ' bobbing to make it rhyme with 'robin, she said apologetically. No one thought of laughing at Susie's poetry, for she was the pet of the whole school. Henry Wilson then read a letter on prayer-meetings. Here it is : "Prayer-meetings are very solemn places. I go every Wednesday night. I should not go so often, bat my father is deacon and he makes me go. I get very lonesome in prayer-meeting, because it is always about the same thing, and I know juet what ia coming every tune. Uncle Jacob Skinner is so deaf that ha can't hear what the others say, and so he generally falls asleep and snores as loud as the big organ np-etaira. And Deacon Summers alwmvs tells how wicked he is, though I don't believe he ever stole an apple in his life ; and when he geta most through talking he aska the prayers of the church that be may continue on, though I should not want to continue on if I thought I waa as wicked as he aayB he is. I can't think of much more to say about prayer-meetings, only X leu ameep once and dreamed that joe Dartpa had me down, and was stuffing my month full of sand, and I fell off the seat and screamed right oat 'Help, help!' and old Mrs. Walton came over where I was and asked me if I wanted the prayers of the church. I waa awful ashamed and so waa mother, and she shook me and said I shouldn't go to prayer-meeting again very soon, and I wiah she had kept her word, but she didn't. I cannot think of much more to say on this subject, only I found a horseshoe one nurht coine home from praYer-meetinjr, and I gave it to old Bobbie Wain to keep the witches away from his colt. He believes in witches. So no more at present.' I cannot tell you all that was written, but John Wyrnan's composition cume last. He wrote one about his teacher, as follows : " I thought I would make up a compo sition about Miss Warren. Miss Warren is a nice teacher, and she wears a white apron. We all learn a good deal every day, and she kept Tom Wilber in at re cess because he tore Henry Wilson's coat and pricked me with a pin. ho good by." As it was about noon, and all the com positions had been read, the teacher be stowed a few words of commendation and then proposed on adjournment. She told Henry Wilson, however, that he ought to speak more " respectfully of prayer-meetings, and she was even thoughtful enough to inform him that Doubting Thomas lost a great blessing by staying away from the prayer-meeting. The school then dispersed, and though they all said it was a pity that Miss Warren was sick, no one denied that playing school was rare sport. Hearth and Home. A Young Married Woman Shot Dead In Her Own House A. Terrible and mysterious Affair. : 1 ! tHaverhul (N. H.) Cor. New York Herald, j About ten o'clock yesterday afternoon Mrs. Alma, wife of John O. Emerson, of Piermont, was seated at the stove with her sewing. Her husband was at the barn doing his chores, but, hearing the report of a gun, he started for the house and beheld his wife sitting just as he had left her, except that her head had been severed from the body and blown en tirely to' pieces, covering the further side of the room with flesh, blood and brains. Part of the skull went through a pane of glass, and with such force as only to break a hole the size of the piece sent through. A gun laid upon the floor by her side, but her position showed that she could not have used it, she holding her needle as if about to take another stitch in her work, her spool and scissors remaining in her lap. It is not known that any one was about the premises ex cept an old man named Sawyer some sixty years of age, who has been arrested on suspicion. The murder occurred early in the fore noon. The weather was stormy, and neither Emerson nor Sawyer went far away from home. After breakfast Emerson made a pleasant remark to his wife and kissed her and then went out to look after his cattle.' It is not supposed that he. ever saw her alive again. Saw yer at the same time went into the door yard to cut wood. In the meantime Mrs. Emerson performed her ordinary house hold duties of the morning and then sat down by the fire, in her cosey kitchen, to do some sewing, The view looking out of doors was desolate, but within was charming and pleasant. The room looked tidy and pleasant. Conspicuous on the wall near her was the motto, "Uod xSiess unr Home. At was a E leasing picture of ' domestic peace and appiness. At a little past ten a terrible explosion took place in the house. Mr. Emerson heard it at his barn distinctly, and started at once for his dwelling. The nearest neighbor, John Flanders, about forty rods northward, also heard it plainly. Mr. Emerson went through his dooryard where he saw Mr. Sawyer at work to the house. He opened the door leading into the kitchen, and for a moment stood almost paralyzed at the sight. Then he raised his arms and gave a shriek of anguish, and rushed to the street crying; " My wife I My wife !" and appeared almost like a maniac. Sawyer exclaimed, "Is she dead?" and went quickly into the house. , The scene pre sented was enough to sicken and appall the stoutest heart. Words cannot ade quately describe it. In a chair by the stove was the headless body of Mrs. iun- erson. About three feet from her, and lying on the floor, was a heavy double barreled shotgun, the muzzle pointing toward the chair. Almost the entire head and neck were blown from the body ; all that remained was a small por tion of the lower jaw, which hung upon her breast, and a small remnant of the neck near the backbone, not over an inch in width. From this headless body is he who masters his business, who pre serves his integrity, who lives cleanly and purely, who devotes his leisure to the ac quisition of knowledge, who gains friends bv deserving them, and who saves his spare money. There are some ways to fortune shorter than this old, dusty high way ; but the staunch men of the com munity, the men who achieve something really worth having, good fortune, good name, and serene old age, all go on this road.''' AN OCEAN HORROR. blood was spurting in copious streams and gathering in pools on the floor. The head was almost wholly blown to atoms and scattered on the ceiling and west and south walls of the room. On the stove, ceiling, walls and floor were scattered blood, flesh and hair, forming a scene ghastiyand revolting to all who witnessed it. The body rested in the chair as natural as if in life. The feet were on the fender of the stove ; one hand held a piece of doth, while the oth er grasped a needle and thread as if to take another stitch in the work. The position of the body shewed unmistakably that not a movement occurred after the weapon was nred. Burning of the Immigrant Ship Coapatriok in the Southern Ocean. London naners crive full tarticnlars of the burning of the ship Coepa trick, on the 17th of isovember, by which nearly 600 lives were lost. The crew consisted of forty-four hands, only seven or eight of whom escaped. The ship carried 429 passengers, bound for Auckland, every one of whom perished. : Un Tuesday, the 17th of November, 1874, at noon, the vessel was in lat. 37, 15 S. and 12.25 K; the weather7 was fine, the wind in the N. N. W., blowing a light breeze. Maodonald had charge of athe first watch, and was relieved at mid night by the chief officer. The vessel was barely steering. At about a quarter of an hour before midnight Maodonald went carefully around the upper deck, over the poop, and the forecastle. All was well ; -there was no smell of fire or other matter to attract attention. . He had been below about three-quarters of an hour when he was aroused by the cry of "Fire I" He jumped out of his berth and rushed on deck undressed. He rnet the master at the cuddy-door in his shirt, who ordered him forward to inquire the cause of alarm. He rushed forward and saw dense smoke coming np the fore- scuttle. The chief officer was getting the fire-engine to work. The passengers and crew were all rushing on deck. The cry was that the fire was coming up from the boatswain's locker. Maodonald re turned aft, and assisted the master to en deavor to get the vessel before the wind, but the vessel had no steerage way. In a few minutes the flames came np the forecastle, and the foresail was hauled up. The vessel now came np head to the wind, which drove the smoke aft, the flames bursting up the fore hatchway. When the flames began to come up the main hatchway the starboard quarter boat was lowered, and about eighty, mostly women, got in, the davits bend ing with their weight. As the boat touched the water she turned over and the people were all drowned. Hen coops and other movables were thrown over, but it was of no avail to save life, Maodonald stationed two men at the port boat, to prevent any one lowering except by the master's orders. The officers now made an attempt to get the longboat overboard, but there was too much con fusion to get proper help ; her bows caught fire, and she was abandoned, and there was a rush for the port lifeboat ; which was lowered, and about thirty or forty people got into her. Maodonald slid down and got on board by the fore- tackle. The boat was kept clear of the ship. The chief mate and a female jumped overboard, and were picked np. By . the time the boat got clear of the ship the mainmast fell overboard, bhortly afterward the stern blew out, and then the mizzenntast felL At daylight the starboard lifeboat was found full of people. Macdonald heard shouts from an officer to take charge of her. He got alongside, and took charge. Thomas Lewis, Edward Cotter and Mr. Bentley, an immigrant, also got into the boat. The (rear remaining in the boats was divided between them, Maodonald's vessel getting one oar and a broken one. The two boats kept company, hovering round the burning ship the whole of the day, and until the afternoon of the 19th, when the ship sank. Persons and Things. Jon Jxffkbsoh is on his orange plan tation in Southern Louisiana. Ex-Senatob DoounxB is lobbying in the Wisconsin Legislature. . TipsBJE were 251,645 children in tha New" York public schools last year. Susan, sister of Anna Dickinson, mad her debut as a lecturer last week. ; John G. Saxb has left Albany to mak his home in the City of Churches. . ,; Thx decrease of cotton shipmenia at Memphis this year was 22,000 bales. ; Thicken is the name of the man who is getting up the Milwaukee Direo tory. , . , : . ... . . . Tmnrx-yrvg new operas were pro- , duoed in 1874. Only three made any success.''' ! ' "'-' In Paris 671 women get their living by serving as models lor painters ana. sculptors. . ( - i In Sweden last vear there were 105.408 imperial gallons of whisky manufactured from sea moss. - ' , ' A Western farmer, readinor of is cricket club, writes to know if it is good for grasshoppers. t , f Thb Australian process of exportincr fresh meats in tin canisters has led . to disastrous losses. the I'ear. ftiepub. JJm. I I'rolUfiTSeaUer. 1871 33,W 84,700 8U 782 1H72. .....,... 8S.C31 t3,586 T3 640 187S...,.:,..w. ' 4,M0 -a 31,981 7 1.0W 008 A Hard Bed to Fill. The junior editor of the Gallatin is noted for his modesty, When school bova. he and the writer were inseparable companions, probably because we both stood in such holy awe of " the girls.',' :A pair of mischievous black eyes would stam pede us quicker than "a big dog." One day ' ' Bob" was sent to neighbor Shaw's to inquire about some straw for filling beds, and of course the writer went with him. Mr. Shaw was the father of six hateful girls, who had rather laugh at a fellow than not, and when we arrived they were all seated at dinner. - I dodged behind the corner, while Bob" edged carefully in at the door, and with a scared look stam mered W - t . 4s- !" -A M - "Mr. Straw, can you let me have Annmrh Shaw to fill mv bed?" - " Well. K- -." said the old gentleman,' glancing around the circle of astonished faces, ?, I suppose so.. Here are six be sides the old woman ; but I'd rather you would leave her if the girls will be sum cient. Take them all and God bless you." Perfect shrieks of laughter went up from those mean things, and " II ' took to his heels, followed by the writer and cries from the old man to come back anbl he'd "throw in the old' woman too" Exchange. : - ' To become peace-makers Play at foot, ball in a crockery shop. Flaying Hr.liool. It was fifteen minntes after 9 o'clock. and yet Miss Warren had not commenoed school. Bhe waa not j even in sight of the school-bouse, for several of the girls had been standing on Gravel TTflt " for the ' last : ten minutes watching for a glimpse of her. ' Mattie Lovell had a bouquet of pansies in her hand, and her little sister had a red apple in her pocket, and Jane Fanning had a bunch of grapes and some asters, and there were various other offerings awaiting the little schoolmistress aa soon as she should appear in sight. - Ten o'clock, - they turned with heavy hearts toward the old red school-house, and! one of the larger boy was delegated to! go and see what was ; the matter with; the teacher. He soon returned with the news that Miss Warren had a ' severe j nervous headache, but she hoped to be able to be in school in the afternoon, and suggested that those who had brought their dinner had better remain and study nil 1 o clock. After some consultation among the older pupils' it was agreed that Mary Bailev should rinsr the bell. ' rn.ll . fha school to order, and, in the teacher's ab sence, occupy the desk, and they would ' play school.'' Mary Bailey considered nerseii, and in lact was generally eon sidered, a natural born teacher. She had played school all alone by herself many a time on tne wood-pile. Select ing sticks of wood that were of sufficient dimensions to stand : alone, - she would place them before her, give them suitable names, and discipline them to her heart's content, till her skill in training the poor senseless things Deoanx, juriy exhaust ed. So Mary was unanimously elected as the teacher pro tern. At first she Didn't Like the Odor. Some folks don't like the odor of Lam- burger cheese. One evening, not very long since, a gentleman had made his preparations to attend . prayer-meeting with his wife. iTior to starting, he came down town to his place of business, and while there an acquaintance discovered that he was about to engage in Wednes day evening devotion. Acoordlnglv he put up a villainous job. Procuring a huge slice of the most fragrant Ldmburger cheese to be had, he watched his oppor tunity, and, just as the gentleman step ped out of the door to go home for his wile, supped it in his pocket, xne par ties repaired to the church, and were soon seated side by side in a comfortable pew near the stove. Soon the cheese be gan to grow loud. The sisters turned their heads about and looked as if a kraut barrel had exploded. The deaoons ele vated their noses and theught of the third plague of Egypt. The preacher emelled a great smell, and . the wile ot tne un conscious odor-casket nudged her spouse, and inquired if he didn't smell something. "Manar, its awiui," ne responded; " it must be in the ooal." The more the assembly speculated, the louder the odor became, and finally all hands united in hurrvinir the nroceedinRS to a close. Ar rived at home, and while preparing to retire, the gentleman discovered the cause of the unpleasantness, and removed it on a couple of chips Iowa State Register. 'Postaii cards were introduced by Pro lessor Emanuel Herman, of Vienna. They were first used in England, Germany, and Switzerland in 1870, in Belgium and Denmark in 1871, and in Norway, Bussia and the United States in 1872-3. In some foreign countries a card is at tached on which an answer may be re turned. Tons of these cards reach the Dead Letter Offloe at Washington, be cause people write their messages first, and then forget to address the card. Moral Epidemics. The best remedies for malarious dis eases are cleanliness, disinfection and change of air. Immoral epidemics de mand heroic treatment, whether in the family, the community or the state. Sedatives and tonics only temporarily mitigate evils which they do not pretend cure. We are passing through por tentous social experiments. Possibly our finnnmnl troubles may correct much that is wrong and purify the community of some evils which have grown up out of former prosperity, or they may but introduce a new period of speculation, fraud and riotous living. For human depravity, the grace of God in individual hearts is the only radical cure, and for public evil, the remedy is in that divine prescription,' " righteousness exalte th a nation. The proper guardians of the nation's righteousness are the men and women who rule at its firesides. As the coming generation are trained there, will the nation be better or worse f - Schools and colleges and the pulpit will be com paratively powerless if public virtue forsakes the homes of the people. There is more danger i now from those subtle principles of refined immorality which permeate the structure of genteel society from subcellar to attic, than from more brutal forms ot vice among the lower orders, or from notoriously bad men in hic-h places. Against flagrant wickedness it is easy to be on guard, but impercep tible epidemic demoralization is a blamie whose worst is done before it breaks out upon the person. A Heave Offering. A genuine bully called on a " Friend avowedly to thrash him.' Friend. remonstrated the Quaker, knookiusr down the visitor's fist, " before thou prooeedest to chastise me,' wilt thou not take some dinner? " The bully was a glutton, and at once consented, washing down the solids with libations of strong ale. He rose np again to fulfill . his original errand. " ifriend," said; the Uuaker, "wilt thou not take some punch?" and he supplied abundance of punch. The bully, now staggering, . attempted to thrash his entertainer ; but quoth the Uuaker, "xTiend, wilt thou not take pipe?" This i hospitable offer was also accepted, and i the bully, utterly weak. stacrKared across the floor to chastise the Quaker. ,. The latter, opening the window and pulling him toward it, thus addressed him: " Friend, thou earnest hither not to be pacified. I gave thee a meat offering. but that did not assuage thy rage ; I gave thee a drink : offering, still thou wert beside thyself '; I srave thee a burnt offer ing, neither did that suffice ; and now will I try thee with a heave - offering ; " and with that ne tossed him out oi the window. f - : . MISSOURI DESPERADOES. Partimlrs of the Attack on the Hoascv of tne Jubm Brotners' Stepnatner. The Kansas City Times ot Jan. 27 says : A Times reporter paid a visit to Kearney last evening, and gathered the following facts in regard to the attempt to capture the James brothers : Tuesday morning about half-past one o clock Mr. Samuels, the stepfather of the James boys, awoke and found Mrs. Samuels in the same condition.; xle said ne heard a noise in the kitchen, and thought he smelled fire. At this he got out of bed and went out of the door of his room to go into the kitchen. When he got out side he discovered the west end of the kitchen to be on fire. The house is log, weather-boarded. Mr. S. at once went round to the fire and commenced to tear off the boards. In the meanwhile Mrs. Samuels had come from her room with her children Johnnie, aged fifteen years ; a little girl aged thirteen, and a X i . Trn T j. J i it,. DOT aeeu leu. vr ixtsa bud k utuu uu kitchen she found the negro woman and her three children up. Mrs. Samuels saw a quilt on the bed afire. This she tore off and threw out of doors. She then discovered something on the floor which she took to be a turpentine balL It was on fire. She attempted to pick it ur. but found it too heavy. Bhe then tried to push it into tne ore with ner foot, but failed. At this moment Mr, Samuels came in, having extinguished the flames, and he tried to lack the rap- posed ball into the flames, but failed. He then took a shovel and threw it into the fire-place. As he did this it ex ploded. It was a bomb, or, more cor rectly speaking, what is known as a hand- grenade. a ball about seven inches in diameter, and lined with wrought iron. As it exploded a portion of it struck Mr. Samuels on the right side of the head. knt -taiAoA tsi VrtneV Mm iwwimaImm ! another portioti struck Mrs. Samuels a few inches above the right wrist, shatter ing all that portion of her arm : another struok the little boy, ten years old, under the third rib, on the left side, and pene trated his bowels ; stall another piece struck the servant on the head, but did no serious injury. They earned the little boy out on the porch and into the yard, and he died in two hoars after. ' Mr. oamuels now began to call to his neighbors for help. A Mr. Chancellor, living about half a mile dis tant, heard the explosion and started for Mr. Samuels' house, but on hearing several shots went : : back. - Mr. Dan Askew, living northeast about a quarter of a mile, heard the call and went at once to the scene. . The Simple Secret. '"' Twenty clerks in a store, twenty hands in a printing i office, twenty apprentices in a ship-yard, twenty young men in village ail want to get on in the world and expect to do so. One of , the clerks will become a partner and make a for tune ; one of the compositors will own newspaper and become an influential cit izen ; one of the apprentices will become a master builder : one of the young vil lagers will get a handsome farm and live like a patriarch but which one is the lucky individual ? Lucky 1 There is no luck about it. The thing is almost as certain as the rule of three. The young fellow who will distance his competitors There are still on the pension list the names of 410 widows of the soldiers of the revolutionary war. , , . : . Boston has successfully introduced stoves and fires into street cars, for the comfort of passengers. - Several suits are pending against the) United States for infringement of pa tents in the Springfield gun. , Eighteen New York policemen have been murdered while discharging; their duties since the 1st of May last. Thb New York Tribune publishes a. dailv supplement containing verbatim reports of the Beecher-Tilton scandal. Thk New York Tribune dollar fund fox the Kansas and Nebraska sufferers now foots np $8,514.84, $7,600 of which has been sent forward. Thb highest telegraph office in the) world has lately been established by the Western Union Company, at Alora, CoL, 10,500 feet above the sea. Ha vino worn decency thread-bare, ther f emale portion of the iieecner- lxiton - , , . - . T . A . . orogno are oeginning w T.mnn uiac . court-room is no place for them. Thebb are in the United States 158 silk firms and manufacturing corpora tions, employing 10,651 operatives, and representing $16,000,000 of special capital. , , , Thb litterateurs of the East are talking about a monument to Edgar A. Poe. It has been designed by Ueorge A. JTrea- erick, of Baltimore, and will be of mliwble. chaste and simple in style. . - MouiroN at Brooklyn and Irwin at Washington have been answering a great many questions during , the past two weeks, and the world draws a sign ox re lief in knowing that they are through, r Horace Binnbt, of Philadelphia, is not, after all, the only graduate of Har vard. College during the eighteenth cen tury now living. Ex-Ckmgressman and Judge Willard Hall, of Wilmington. Del., was graduated in 17yy. - . In 1874 there were 58,088 persons in Great Britain who paid the tax for using armorial bearings of whom 82,226 paid the lower duty, which does not comer the privilege of wearing them on a car riage, and 19,681 paid the higher duty. wmcn aoes corner uuu pnvuegu. xius respective duties are one guinea and two- guineas. ... According to the statistics of the Lon don work-houses, which are usually pub lished by the newspapers on the day after Christmas, the decrease of pauperism as compared with last year was 9,384 per sons. The total number of people who received relief, including widows and. out-door poor, and children, was 96,557. Thb most circuitous instance of the application of the proceeds of theft is reported from Montreal, where a letter carrier on probation stole a registered letter containing six dollars, and used the contents to insure himself in one of the companies that guarantee the honesty of their policy holders in responsible posi tions. . X A XtAROB black marble tombstone has been laid over the grave of Dr. Living stone in Westminster Abbey. The stone bears a lengthy inscription in gold letters. commencing ; Brought by faithful hands, o'er land and! aaa, fcar Bartd tiviacstona, , ,, Misskmary. Travaler. Philanthropist, " '"". Born March 1, 1813, at Blantjrra, Xaarluhira. Piad Mar, 1874, at Chittambo's Valley. With his last words he wrote: "AS I can do in my solitude I may. Hea Ten's rioh W sasilnsf coma down on every Amerioan, Kngltshman, car Turk who will help to heal this open aore of Om world l" French Industrial Statistics. t The recent report of the French Min ister of Commerce contains the following industrial information : " There exist in France 123,000 industrial eatabliiihiaeHtat, which employ engines to the amount of 502,000 horse-power, and give work to about 1,800,000 men. The department of the Seine stands foremost on the list, witSL a production, in round numbers, of 1,63KV 000,000 francs, and enters for one-ffffii of the total production. Le Nord, whieat, comes next, shows a manufacturing pro duction of 700,000,000 francs; Ix T?K arm fWt rWl . RainaJTn- AMJUUV) WUW WJ-W, JJJ- A ' , . - mwmv hi ferieure, 440,000,000 francs ; lass Bouches-dn-Bhone. 271,000,000 franca v and La . Loire, 224,000,000 francs ; La Correze and Da Cantal are the last de partments on the list, the former with. production of ' 5,500,000 francs, and the) latter with 3,500,000 francs. The aver age production per ' department is 109,500000 1 francs, but this is divided, as appears above, in a very unequal man ner. ' ' . BUiine Disasters. , The marine disasters by fire, wreck c. collision, or other casualty, to vessels be longing to or bound to or from ports m the Dm ted States, during 1874, amounted to 351, the value of the vessels, exclusive nf thoiS- nmmM. Winer 8.786.000. Dur- 1 . - 1 1 AKtS Wooden Leo. The 8 1B' e .7 V 1 is responsible for ,"' ; vTT V C?OJ. 1AA7A. U W TJ, V evuva; V " W 91 barks, 46 brigs and 153 schooners. . Of these losses, during the month of De cember just closed, there were 38, the value of the vessels, exclusive of their cargoes, being $970,000. During the season of 1873-74 forty eight vessels were driven in upon the shores of the Atlantic, and either wrecked or disabled. There were on board 1,163 persons and cargoes valued at $2,331,60G. By the life-saving apparatus 303 lives were saved. During the last three years there have been 102 wrecks, 1,607 . lives have been placed in peril, 1,691 of which were " saved, while $3,685,933. worth of property waa endangered, with a loss of $927,655. New York Mail. A Hog with Dubuque Telegraph the following: A short time ago a hog belonging to Mr. Smith, of Dunleith, got caught under the - cow-catcher of an engine anl lost one of its . legs. , Mr. Smith, not wishing to lose the hog, made a wooden' leg in place of the lost one and attacked it to the stump of the leg left by the engine. The hog has become accustomed to its wooden leg now, and gets oboi(t as lively on it as on : the one nature give it. ;j "s -:. ' WnuKAM PHQEPOvroB, G. B. Browder, and D. O'Leary are spending the winter in a hut' on Pike's Peak, in the service of Old Probabilities, who predicts that they will get everlastingly tared of it before the winter is over.