COLL. V-AN", CLEVK. ALBANY, OREGON. POSTAGE STAMPS. How Thkt ire Hide and Distributed . In printing steel plates are used, on which 200 Btampa are engraved. Two men are kept hard at work covering them with the colored inks and passing equally busy at printing them with T equally busy at printing them with large! ;tplland-pr esses. Three of iJWa&i&J&ffiB time, IKi;?f?.B can be P into use in case of necessity. After the small sheets of paper npon which the 200 stamps are engravad htredried sufficiently theylarfc sent into "another room and gaaSmedi h'gumnied for t&rfpttfpbse pelmTiar' eoniposition, made of the powder of dried potatoes afir oergetables miftS with water, which is better than otheV hinds, for imlfcefibe, gum'araMcf which cracks the pagfa?5 TjlpeV is AlsQof a peculiar" "texture, somewhat similar to that used for bank notes. After having belli aglfo dried, 'this' time'bn little racks, which are fanned by steam power f ot'aboui n hourhey are put between sheets of nastehnard and nrAOAAri in Viv- drknjiqtssesj capable of applying a ffiSh SOO'tos-, TiVnext thing is to cat the sheets yx. half each sheet, of cogrse, whn; cnt, contains, t a hundred stamj .This, is dpne by a girl with a large, pair, f shears, cutting by hand being preferred, to that of machinery, whjoh; method would destroy too many stamps. They are the . passed to two othjMc, quds, who in, as many opera tions perforate the sheets 'between , the stamps: Next they are pressed once mqreand then, packed and labeled, and stowed away in another room, ' prepara tory ;o being put in mail-bags for dis paefcingto fiiliOTders.' If a single stamp is torn, or in any way mutilated, the w&oie - sheet of -one' Hundred is ; burned Aboutf 500,000 are burned every week from this cause. T For the paswenyyears not a single sheet has . been lost; such care' is taken In count ing them. During the process of manu facturing the Sheets are counted eleven times." There are 30.P00 postoffices .through out the" qpuntoy and , they use in the course of one year1 700,000,000 postage stamps, ., A week, or two since 4,000, CXX)miBhed,and, 87,00 0,000 unfinished stamps' were put into the safes. The New .York Postoffice alone uses 120,000, OOOyearvjsomewhat over one-sixth of the, whple number ; used, : or equal to the amonnt ; required by 6,000 other offio.s Four times a year the different poetofEeea sand orders for the. number of stamps they expect to have occasion to use during the coming three months. Of oourse, ' if they ran Out during 1 that time,- tby are at' liberty to Send 1 for morejt The-office here in New York is supplied differently.' - Twiceca month an order is sent for about 500,000 of various denominations. Three-cent stamps are, of course; in much greater demand than those' bf any other value; In answer to the orders the stamps are made anS sent to the offices, and there unid 'immediately in the presence of a witness. An accompanyfog blank re ceipt ia filled up and sent to the Assist ant Postmaster atWashington, who has charger1 of this branch of the Postoffice Department. TiVfetf York Letter, . i:s m ' GLASS. . ' ' Probably the' Remans were- the first to employ 'glass -for -windows. Borne remnants' of glass, panes are f o be found to-day, -ih their frames, ' in the buried , houses' Hereuraneum and 'Pomperi.' They substituted glass as a material for bolflesin place Of the leather which Is stM in 'Srtfgue ' among the poorer classes in "the Orient! Epicureans in wine then, as no w, determined the age of their article by the ' seal upon the cork, and the label impressed . upon the glass.' "tHass goblets were less popular. Gold and silver reluctantly yielded the palm Mo' their new-fangled rival, which sought jplarity by appealing not, to the poverty of the poor, but to the de sire of npveltjf among the rich., t. Eyen artificud stones and pearls of glass, were not urowp Whether mirrors of glass -were known to the Romans, or whether they depended, effusively as they per tainly did phiefly. pon the, resonrees of the.. JewsppUshed. metals-His question, grav, .dispute ? smong the learned in such matters a dispute' into whichr lihall nob venture to enter It is saf e, however,' to say that thonly use of glass which 'modem art asa claim with asaurascefc as exclusively its own, is the employaaent f-it-'iix fhose 'optical "in struments which are as once tne enu dia asAhe narenk Jot so much of modern seiericep4 '"' ''X APPEARANCES ABS DECEPT1 VS. You ca alaysVbeve. what a j man sajs, any more than'ybtf ,cn.f jndge, of his heart by, the clothing be wears. 'Jtne other nightfa pojicemaij in the east end grabbed a ' negro-who oame winning down a street atfulj speed panting like a wind-Jaroken , horse, x and f.the xioer wanted .to, know why and-wherefore, the colored man -as dnsting around id that lively style at. nudfcight t solemn -nour. " Wife' ,sick gwine for the doctor I" gasped the-, man. V' t v i ' ; ? " Whe:doyotiKve?''-'i'-;f 'Lemma go can't atop she's mose dead 1" asth4answert yet in spite of tii the-fScer pushed the African np gainst the fence, and a search brought to bght 1ro chickens? a clothesUne, a hatchet-and apair'bf bootsj"the! same the pxopeiif-il-B6iMotb)n--' Ietroit&ee &eto -1 ts '. "Z Victob Hnoo recentlr walked i bare-; headed jn, afuneralj proeession.adiar nce of jive nulajk HOW TO COX DUCT A COTTRTftTTrr ion t be too sudden about it. Many iSMUWjaajd'i., yes, simply because her lover didn't choose the right time and pop the ques tion genuy. Take a dark night for it. 4 Have the blinds closed, he?urta&s owh7and the lamp turned trnoat eni. t ftifcnear enough to her so iJtat you?catf hook your little flngef uito he' Wj&tfatil conversation' begins t flag, and then quietly remark thine-" thing. She will fidget around a little, reply eaa Add 'Susie, my actions must have shown you must , have I mean, you must be aware that that-4-", lf j, .Pause her; .'or '"I'-Uet hut keep your finger firmly .. locked. , i She may cough and try to turn the subject off by asking you how you, liked -the. circus, but she only does it to encourage you. After about ten minutes you can -continue : : - " I. was : thinking, as I -came up the path to-night; that' before I went away I would ask you that is, I would broach the subject nearest my-i-I mean; I would know my- Stop again and give her hand a gentle squeeze. She may give a yank to get it away or she may not.' In either case it augurs well for you. Wait about five minutes and then go on : s " ne past year nas been a very happy' one to me, but I hope that future years will still be happier. However, tnat depends entirely on, you. 1 am here to-night to know that is, to ask you I mean, I am here to-night to hear from your own lips the one sweet- Wait again. It isn't best to be too rash about . such things. ., , Give her plenty of . time - to ; recover her com posure, and then put; your hand on your heart and continue : . . , , Xes, X thought, as 1 was coming through the gate to-night, how happy I had been ; and I said to myself that if I only knew you would consent to be my that is, I said if I only knew if I was only certain that my heart had not deceived me, and you were ready to share" ' 1 ; ' - Hold on ; there's no hurry about it. Give the wind a chance to sob and moan around the gables'.- This will make her lonesome and call up alt the love in her heart. When she begins to cough, and grow restless, you can go on : '"Before I met you this world was a desert to me. I didn't take any pleas ure in going blackberry ing and stealing rare-ripe peaches, and it didn't matter whether the sun , shone or not. But what a chancre in one short year I It is for you to say whether my future shall be a prairie of happiness, or , a summer fallow of Canada thistles. Speak, dear est Susie, and -say and say that that ' -'Give her' five minutes more by the Clock, and then add "That you will be that is, that you will I mean, that you will be mine 1" ' ' She will heave a sigh, look up at the clock and over the stove, and then as she slides her head over your vest- pocket she will whisper ; - , " You are just right I wilL" Ter ritorial Enterprise. TBS SPAXtSB CHRISTMAS. ""The associations of Christmas in Spain," ' writes John Hay in St. Nicholas for January, " are all of the gospel. There is no Northern St. Nick there to stuff the stockings of good children with rewards of merit,,. Why, then, on Christmas Eve do you see the little shoes exposed by the windows and doors ? The wise Kings of the East are supposed to be journeying by night to Bethlehem, bearing ' gifts andJiomage to the Heavenly Child, and ontof their abundance, when they pass ' by the houses where good children sleep; they will drop into their shoes some of the treasures they are bearing to the Baby Prince in Jndea. This thought is never absent from the rejoicings of Christmas tide in Spain. Every hour of the time is sacred to Him who came to bring peace and good-will teethe world,... The favorite toy of the season is called '.The Nativity.' It is sometimes very elabo rate -and costly, ' representing a land scape under a starry night' the shep herds watching their flocks ; the magi coming with wonder ' and awe, and the Child in the stable, shedding upon the darkness that living light which was to overspread the world." ' GRASSHOPPERS JLHD THE FORESTS. Men. of - science are beginning 1 to think that there may be some connec tion between the' destruction of forests and the rapid increase of grasshoppers, and in proof of the idea, point to the fact that insects most injurious do not multiply near woods. The locust of the East is bred in open plains that harbor jxo birds to feed upon the lame, that gather no moisture to destroy the eggs, and that let in the full light of the sun to hasten hatching. Attention is called to the fact that only since the felling of the forests of Asia Minor has the grass hopper. become destructive there! The remedy, of course, is tree-planting on a large scale.' .. , PSOXECTTOSr AOAISST IjIGHTSINa. M. None!, a French scientist, has recently devised an original plan for protecting buildings from lightning. . The; idea is not to ; prevent - thie , pois struung a house, but to direct its current so that it shall harmlessly , reacfcHtne ground. XJsuaUy the j highest , point,;:. say ; the chimney of a.hpuBe, ? attracts the. fluid. Thence, it makes its way irom one me tallic projection or surface ' to another, until v it.:, afctaih to .the sponrv wnen h follows the. streams of .water' to rne around. As iwater id 'an excellent con dactor of electrldity, M. Nouel suggests thaflthe chimneys of "cihousea ibe provided with an iron bar, or even with funnels, which shall be united with the lightning, first striking the chimney, wjll leap along the track set for-it, and enter the ground ritb6u deflecting fromjits course or causing damage to Qie VnsorU gmae ; g"V? i v I C3AIILE& &IU1L A t&g. ,The, SstmgTdshedi English xWtor, Charles JBradlaugh, " lectured at the urana upera Mouse, Chicago, recently, England." Bevie wing a in r detail the, development of republican sentiment T t 3 T . - 5 1 A. i.1 in , England, the- speaker-said that- republic in that country was not near ; had he the power by raising his hand to establish it to-day, he would not, do so. There was yet too much ignorance and poverty ; for a republic was impossible while people were ignorant and under fed. . - . -f - Mr. Bradlaugh also showed by figures how the present form of government existed, and their financial state of affairs. The increase of taxation in 160 years was from less than 6,000,000 to 76,000,000; during the present reign, from 49,000.000 it had increased to 76,000,000. Seventy5 years ago the landed proprietors of England and Wales received 22,500,000 a year ; to ' day, for the same property, they receive more than 100,000,000; sterling. On the 22,000,000 a year they paid then 2,000,000 and upwards of land-tax, and oh the 100,000,000 they paid less than 1,000,000 of land tax. Two hundred years ago, land in England paid two fifths of . all the taxes, and to-day it pays less than one seventy-sixth part of it. , The national debt had increased from 36,000,000 to 800,000,000. This, he . said, was. a mortgage qn the work of the . people yet unborn, and none of it for liberty, honor r glory. r The real question in England, how ever, was the landed proprietors. Less than 200 families owned one-half oi En gland, half of Ireland, and three-fourths bf Scotland, r The Duke of Sutherland alone owned a great part of - Scotland, and the Duke of Buccleugh owned half a million acres of land in Scotland, and other nobles had a life interest in 11, 000,000 acres of land in England capa ble of cultivation, which was devoted to deer-parks fcr these landed aristocrats If they asked him what had all that to do with the republican movement, he would say that land was the territorial aristocracy. It owned the House' of Lords ; it stopped every measure of re demption ; it had locked up the school- doors by its opposition to education. It prevented the masses of the people from becoming instructed by the taxes it kept upon knowledge. This was the power which sheltered itself by the throne. OUR ROYAL VISITOR. Kalakaua, the Hawaiian King, now on a visit to the United States, is a man cbout 35 years old, of medium height, portly form and dignified manners.' His complexion is daik, resembling rather the olive of the Mexican than the ebony of the African, hair slightly " kinky, eyes black and full of pleasant expres sion, nose short and rather thick, mouth shaded by mustache, round face, adorned with side whiskers. He speaks English fluently, dresses like an Ameri can gentleman, and is au fait in all matters pertaining to the etiquette of society and his station. He rules over twelve little islands that lie just inside the Torrid Zone, 2,000 miles southwest of San Francisco. His subjects num ber 50,000 natives and 5,000 to 6,000 foreigners American, English, Ger man and Chinese. His capital is Hono- ulu, a beautiful city of about 15,000 in habitants, situated on the seacoast, em bowered in palm, algeroba, tamarind, and all the . luxuriant foliage of the tropics. Though it is a small nation and rapidly decreasing, the machinery of the government is the same as that of a large nation. The King' has his Cabinet, , Ministers of Finance, t of Foreign. Affairs, 5 of the Interior, At torney General, -etc. Each : inhabited island has a Governor. The Parliament consists of two bodies House of Com mons or Representatives, elected by the people, and House of Nobles mem bers of the royal family, and others who have received patents of nobility from the Eing. - ;.: ' :-;, i-u .-!. . t i. There was a small standing army, but the soldiers were not pleased with their poi; or their officers, or their new clothes, so they mutinied, and the King disbanded them. Native ' ' policemen loaf around the streets of Honolulu, gorgeous in red and blue uniform," white caps and whito shoes. If there is any riot or disturbance, they join in and have a good time. . s CHRISTMAS. , ; A magazine-writer. : contrasting the holiday seasons nowadays with .(hose of our boyhood -experience thus sichs : "Christmas comes much oftener nowa days than during the first half of the century. In those times it happened, I am positive, once in an age; and its ap proach' was marked by stages well-nigh endless.; The first -, mile-stone' was Thanksgiving i the next (perhaps the earlier) a big snow-storm ; anon the toy-shops bloomed gayly out with holiday goods; and presently, on the keen evening air, floated the sweet pre monitory chime of Christ Church bells. that we lay awake to hear, counting the long, nights yet to pass before the stockings should hang from the , bed posts. Do bells make musio there now, and do drowsy lads listen? There are none chiming here, anyway, and if there were,' bur busy brains might not note them J nor can men in mature life be reasonably expected to flatten their noses ' against , toy shop windows. , In short, '.'Jr Christmas nowadays., almost takes us by surprise. . . ,.. v-. THE DATE OP THE NATIVITY. It would be satisfactory, andpossi- world to know for certain that the day on which it celebrates the birth of the Redeemer actually is entitled to the distinction wkfQhl'make peoiSJBtp great festival dayjof 5 all the year. Bull while averag4nnmaniy if 'all lavijjlzed countries wilnsu!ally ignore this moot ed question, i,8reater desire to commemorate, the; event itself, there have been those who, looking back as I " ....... .. early centuries, have beyen'oompelledb admit the vasrue and traditional title enjoys.' In the earliest periods at which we have any record of the observance of Christmas, we find that some communi ties of Christians celebrated the festival on the 1st or 6 th of January ; others on the 29th of March, the' time of the Jew ish Passover ; . while . others, it is said, observed it on the 29th , of September, or Feast of Tabernacles. There can be no doubt, says Chambers, in his'Book of Days," that ir long before the .reign of Constantine, in Hthe fourth century, the season of the New Tear had been adopted for celebrating the Nativity, though a dif ference in this respect existed in the practice of the ; Eastern and Western Churches, the i former observing the 6th of January, and the latter the 25th of . December. The custom of the Western Church at last prevailed, " and both of the ecclesiastical bodies agreed to hold the anniversary on the same day. The fixing of the date appears to have been the act of Julius I.,, who presided as Pope or Bishop of Rome, from. 337 to 852 A. D. Chrysostom, in one of his epistles, states that Julius, on thetsolicitation of Cyril, of Jerusa lem, caused strict inquiries to bo, made on the subject', and thereafter, follow ing what seemed to be the best authen ticated tradition, settled authoritative ly the 25th of December as the anni versary of Christ's birth, making it, in Chrysostom'a'' phrase, Fastarum. onp nium 'metropolis, the metropolis of all the feasts, and this distinction 'it has since maintained. . . . Ofcher authority, of doubtful value, however, represents the 'fixing of the day to have been accomplished 200 years previous to Telephorns, who was Bishop -of Rome 128-139 A. D. And toward the close of the second century, in the reign of the Emperor Ccmmodns, a reference has been found to the ob servance . of Christmas. A , century later, in the time of Diocletian, the celebration of the Nativity by the Christians in Nioomedia was made the occasion of an atrocious act of cruelty on the part of that infamous ruler, in that he caused the church in which the festival occurred to be Bet on fire, and by '"arring1 every means of .egress from the building, caused the agonizing death of every worshiper. It will be seen' from the statements, made that, while no record exists whereby to fix with certainty the date of the Savior's birth, the r day we how call Christmas has for at least fifteen hundred years been uniformly observed by all the na tions of Christendom as the anniver sary of the Nativity. And it would be a libel upon humanity to doubt that, unless future research shall stamp upon some other day the certainty of being the true anniversary of the Savior's birth the .world and the ; church will always continue to hold consecrate the 25th of December as commemorative of that momentous . event. : New YorJc Evening Mail. . I . ' FED, BY. MACHINERY. " While in France," says a writer, I witnessed the operation of a mechanical arrangement for feeding fowls. A large revolving drum cylinder is divided into a hundred compartments, more or less, as is desired, and 19 each one is placed a fowl. ? The proper' food for fattening in the? shortest possible time having been determined, it is prepared in a semi-liquid form, and injected into the stomach by means of a sort of force pump. -The operator,' who sits before the drum which contains chickens, tur keys, ducks, geese, or whatever "bird" is to be fattened, takes one by the neck in such a way that its mouth is forced open, inserts a metallic tube, and by the' pressure of his foot injects the food, an indicator telling him when just the required quantity is given. " The bird settles back in the box, apparently sat isfied, and ,the .operator passes to another. . The , operation is quickly liohe, at leapt 150 being fed in an hour. .fcowiSj fattened . by - this process are recommended for the .' fineness, deli- cateness and exquisite taste of the flesh.'" Sensation of Heat uf thk Lungs. The "feeling of heat in the. lungs on a bold," frosty day a sensation not experi enced in warmer weather, and which is the, very reverse of what, might be ex pected from the greater coldness of the inspired air is. probably, familiar to all Dr. Brown-Sequard suggests that the explanation may be that the lower the temperature of the inhaled oxygen, the greater, will be the amount absorbed, ac cording to wellrknowa law of physics, and, henoe, possibly, there being a larger absorption of oxygen, there may be increased oxidation, 1 and increased heat accordingly.-'The tension of the vessels affected by cold air may have some connection with the sensation in the lungs; ' : , H The latest New , York fashion, im- pprted from Berlin,. is that of early par ties.,, We read ; that ione of the most " Swell " affair pf the season have been recently issued, with from 4 to 11 ptf-m'i engraved-"in 'one corner. Ac cording to this system, the blinds are dosed and th gas lighted at 4 o'clock in the afternoon ; the dancing begins by 5 or 6 and the ball is over by 11. Still another foreign system imported into New York, which is said to have been started by the Prmce of Wales, is for gentlemen to appearwithout gloves on full-dress occasions. i'A jMILWAVKEE EXPERIMENT. I The last one reported as having his hopes blasted and the green-eyed demon of jealousy aroused in his bosom is a Milwaukee man. .He is a husband, and his pride and glory was that Lis wife was all fondly his own and very affec tionate. He felt a serene confidence that1 he 'could, if he so wished, play Ulysses for twenty years, and that, in such an event, his wife would discount Penelope in continence and constancy. She was in the habit of informing him daily and nightly that he was her own delicious hubby, so he was, and that she would not exchange him for all the other men she knew, and that she did despise women who flirted. It is a gen erally understood fact that Milwaukee men are extremely susceptible to female influence, and this Milwaukee man was a typical one. He not only believed his wife, but was so confident of her quality that he resolved to test her. He thought he'd contrive to kiss her some where suddenly, so that she would take him for another man, and he pictured in his mind how she'd shriek and struggle and scream, and how mad she'd be, and how she'd call to him to come and lick the fellow." So he con trived an excuse for taking dinner with her at a hotel,' and, excusing himself, left her to go up to the dining-room alone, while he slid around into a hall way which she must cross, and when she passed he just jumped out and kissed. And that Milwaukee woman didn't struggle nor scream nor any thing of the kind ; she only spoke out quickly, " Don't be so bold, mister folks around here know me." Since the occurrence that Milwaukee man has entirely ceased to bore his bachelor friends with pictures of domestic bliss or advice to assume domestic bonds and obligations. EZRA CORNELL. Mr. Cornell, the founder of the Cor nell University, who died recently in Ithaca, N. Y., was in all respects a very remarkable man. He was born at Westchester Landing, N. Y., on Jan, 11, 1807, his parents being Quakers. Leaving home at an early age, he found employ mant in the town of Homer, whence he moved to Ithaca. In 1842 h embarked in certain telegraphic en terprises with Prof. Morse and F. O. J. Smith. He was afterward appointed assistant superintendent of a line of telegraph between Baltimore and Wash wgton, and was the hrst to conceive the plan of substituting poles for the pipes originally used for sustaining the wires. , In 1845 he was appointed to superintend the line to New York, also the line to Philadelphia. In 1846 he constructed a line to Albany, and then from Troy to Montreal. In 1863 he was elected a member of Assembly from his district, and the year following to the State Senate. His greatest work was the grant of $500,000 to the Cor nell University. Upon the meeting of the Assembly Air. Cornell made over the additional gift of 200 acres of land, with buildings, to be used as a farm, and the Jewett collection in geology and paleontology. Mr. Cornell's gen erosity not only enabled the trustees to establish the colleges of agriculture and mechanical arts, but to add eight other departments. He was a man in all respects worthy a nation's honor, and lasting gratitude. . SINGULAR DELUSION. Frank A. Smith, of Boston, has a strange delusion. He imagines that he once killed a man, and is wearing his life out in an effort to satisfy himself that the man still lives. Smith was staying at some backwoods tavern in Kansas, and had a difficulty jn the bar room with a border desperado named Charles Garner, who was also boarding at the tavern. Garner struck Smith, and Smith drew a pistol. Garner ran to the door and out. Smith following, and fixing when the two were eutside. Garner suddenly disappeared, and never returned to the tavern. Smith Btayed there some time, awaiting tidings of Garner, but none came, and he then nuned himself into the delusion that he had " shot him entirely out of exist ence." Smith returned to Boston fully convinced that he was a murderer. He visits all the hotels and examines all the registers several times a day to find the name of Charles Garner ; he goes to all the public meetings and theaters in town and inquires for Charles Garner he asks his friends whenever he meets them if they have seen, or heard any thing of Charles Garner. If Charles Garner is alive, end will go to Boston, Frank A. Smith will be glad to meet him. . It is the only accident that could happen to cure Smith's monomania. : . SUN STRUCK. V Now that cold weather is upon us, it is absolutely inspiring to find an anec dote illustrative of the power of the sun, , A Western gentleman has on his premises several fine large cherry trees On a very warm afternoon, he was standing for a moment near them, he heard a strange noise, and looking np. witnessed a remarkable sight. ' The bark covering the tree began to peel off at the top, curling downward along the trunk and limbs until it reached the ground, leaving the tree as naked and barren as though it had been riven by the lightning's bolt. Bark, leaves and cherries were all stripped off, and lay a promiscuous mass bf ruins upon the parched earth surrounding the desolate trunk. The process occupied but three or four seconds, but the ruin was com plete. ' The trunk, limbs, leaves and fruif had literally died of sun-stroke. WANTED. 1. The sight of a man who cares as much for the education of his children as he does for the building of a stable. If he is to have a stable built, he is very careful in the selection of the lumber to be used, the place where it is to be located and the- character of the men employed. And even when all qf these are satisfactory, scarcely a day passes in which he does not visit the premises to scrutinize the work, that everything may be done faithfully and according to the conditions of the con tract, which is well, though he Jnay have confidence in the contracton: In this he shows a commendable interest, such as humanity would suggest and his private interests demand, especially if valuable stock are to be kept in such a stable. ;- , , But how changed his course when his children are to be educated ! They go to the schools day after day and month after month, while he is apparently as un concerned and as oblivious to their wel fare in this regard, as unconcerned about the manner in which their minds the immortal part are built and de veloped to - prepare them for the posi tion to be occupied by them in after life, and to prepare them for the dis charge of the duties of citizenship, as it he had no children. So far as he can know, the teachers are incompetent and unfaithful, or still worse, may be crowd ing the mind with errors,more or less injurious, worse than wasting valua ble time. All of this listletsness and in difference while he knows, or may know, that what is learned in youth is not easily unlearned, and also that this is the only time in which some of the rudimental binches, those especially dependent mainly on memorizing, can be easily pursued, only at this time. While the success of his children may be largely dependent on the improve ment of these golden moments, he is still unconcerned, and fails to encour age his children and their teachers, practically saying that such education is of no great importance. The only fair inference of his children must be that he cares more for the occupants of the stable than for them. 2. To see tne man who cares as much about the food of his chil dren as he does about that- of his horses. A man wishes to engage a hostler, to train and have the care of his pet horses, or a race-horse, it may be, one worth a few hundred dollars. Before he engages a man to fill this important position, he asks him many, many questions in relation to groom ing, and insists that the horses shall be rubbed and brushed, wiped dry when sweaty, not allowed to drink even a quart of cold water, and not even fed when fatigued, but allowed to rest for a while. This iB well, since it must be remem bered that the horse more nearly re sembles man than any other animal, being the only brute that sweats through the skin like man. The dog, ox, etc, sweat or "loll " from the tongue, but the skin is never found wet like that of the horse. The horse and man, there fore, should have similar attention and care in this regard. He also asks him what kind of Jfood he would give his horse when too fat, and how he should be treated. If in telligent enough to be a good hostler, he replies " that starch in the grains, potatoes, etc. the sweats and the oils make fat, and that more grassland hay and less of the grains, especially those raised in cold climates, will reduce the fat." He also recommends less food of all kinds " dieting " and more active ex ercise, and he is sure that this treatment will produce the desired effect, and he is also sure that horses should be fed regularly. And yet, if too fat himself, he may not even dream that a similar course and the same principles apply equally to his cwn case. . But when selecting a cook for his wife and children, does he demand the same intelligence and faithfulness ? TTi horses are worth $300, it may be, and he cannot afford to destroy them by hiring the ignorant. We must infer that he is not as choice of his wife and children, since the one is paid a liberal salary, but the cheapest and most inex perienced "Biddy " will do well enough for the family. The first has only sim ple and comparatively harmless articles to feed to his horses, while Biddy has access to such articles as meat and salt, salaratns, cream of tartar, eta, etc, all of which may be so combined as seri ously to affect the health of those sup posed to be dear to that head of the fam ily, if not real poisons, when used in excess, as they may be by the ignorant. It is strange that an intelligent man can thus ignore his own interests, and that he can so far trifle with the health of his family, or that, omitting all ref erence to these accidents, he can con sent to hire a cheap (?) cook, and then never to have well-coeked food for him self and family, while he is so very careful of his horses. It is strange that one will run the risk of destroying the health of a child for life by these accidents, or by allowing " growing children " to eat food unfit for them, at a time when so much depends upon their food and care. Do such men love their children f Dr. J. H. Hanaford in Chicago Ledger. Thb Health of Shakespbabe's Wom- - . . . . .X &1 en. Mr. Weiss, in nis lecioro vi uo " Women ef Shakespeare," delivered in New York, said : "Before the gymna sium and the health-lift were invented at the peevish persuasion of dyspeptics and invalids, who die by inches of fried food. ' fricassees ; of high-school pre. grammes and ragouts of French novels, Shakespeare's women earned tneir health on horseback in the broad En glish fields. They saw the sun rise, and could not afford to outflare the set ting crescent with gas-light streaming from over-heated rooms, xney arank small beer for breakfast, and knew the taste of herrings. "TTot 6neblr "aies peare's women uttered a line inspired by hysteria. Their bodies matured like nature, and became capable of enter taining the great passion with its own . honest ardors." C BECKING INDIAN FRAUDS., A rather novel yet highly ingeniomn device for fixing the responsibility of their conduct upon the Indians them selves more closely has beetttftofl'SH by Gen. Crook, commasdisg "the Depart ment of Arizona." His plan is to check the wards of the 'Taatlon'Tite pieces of: baggage, each- warrior carrying with, him constantly a metal check with his number and tribe stamped thereon. The officer in charge keeps a record of" each, with the number of members of his family and a description of him. In this way the Iudiau is .not only protect ed against the unscrupulous greed of; the agents, but offenses can be traced home to their authors more readily ;: and as the issue of supplies is made in accordance with these., checks' there is. less chance of imposture on one side and fraud on the other. It would be well if all officials engaged in the Indian, service were to have-w policy that is so plain and at the same time so commend able in its purposes and sagacious in its method. Gen. Crook's report shows, what can be accomplished even with the Apache Indians, thisjrorst cf all North American tribes. Thfcy are becoming so far advanced, morally and industri ally, that .the tribe is'how at least par--tially self-supporting." a- A SAD-IRON CAIASTROPBE. The other night, says the Burlington Hawkeye, a man who lives out on . Columbia street was kgpt down town by business until a very late hour, and his wife, knowing how cold he would be when he got home, put -an iron on the stove, and, when she 'heard, him open the gate, she jumped -Jop and hurriedly wrapping the iron in a'piece of flannel, put it in bed for him to warm'his great -ugly feet by. The man wasbold and. taciturn and - cross. " He crawled into ned with a growl, andshuddered with cold as he stretched himself out. Then he gave a yell and jammed his head against the headboard" and screamed fire, and walzted out on the 'floor and. around the room in the darkstraddling. rocking-chairs, breaking his shins on bureau corners, and, knocking- down, brackets with his shoulders, and upset ting one or two things, and filling the darkness with weird, fantastic profanity. When his wife lighted', the lamp, they discovered a beautiful photograph of a " sad-iron on the bottom -of that man's, foot, and it was found that the flannel had somehow got off the foot.warmer. The' man says that hereafter, if he must, sleep with a hardware store, he ; wants, it put in cold. " USES OF HAIR. Gentlemen who pride themselves on their luxuriant beards will takecbmfort in knowing that the mustache is a natu ral respirator, defending the . lungs, against the inhalation of cold and dust. It is a protection of the: face and throat against cold, and is equally in warm climates a safeguard for those' parts against excessive heat. The mustaches of blacksmiths show by their color the dust which they stop as a natural res pirator, and, which, if inhaledwculd be injurious. The mustache is bene ficial to those who follow the -trades of millers, bakers, masons', to workers in metal, etc Full beards, are said to be . a defense against bronchitis and sore throat. It is asserted that the sappers and miners of the French "armvwjio are noted for the size and beauty of their beards, enjoy a special immunity from affections of this nature. The "growth of hair has been; recontJhended to per- -eons liable to take cold easily. DOM'r SCOLD. ' Scolding is a habit very easily formed. It is astonishing how soon one who in dulges in it at all becomes addicted to it. It is an unreasonable habit;, Per sons sometimes get into the way of scolding at the mere absence of any thing to scold at. It is an extremely ' disagreeable habit. The constant rumbling of distant thunder, caterwaul ing, or a hand-organ under one's, win dows, would be less nnpleasantX The -habit is contagious. Once infcroVJhced into a family, it is pretty certain,in a . short time, to affect all the members. If one of them begin finding faultabout something or nothing the- others ar apt to take it up, and a very unnecessary bedlam is created. r - A Cause fob a Heapache. Captain Spicer, of the New tiondon whMing bark Nile, says that in the scalp-ooae- of a two-hundred-barrel whale, struck, by his boat's crew, was found the head of a Scotch gun harpoon,, marked with the name of the Scotch whaler True-. Love, and the date 1861; The True. Love has not made a voyage during the- last eight or ten years, and this factK taken in connection with the date stamped in the harpoon, wonld indicate that the whale had been earrying this ugly piece of iron around for not less than eight years, and perhaps twelve or thirteen. The whale was captured by the Nile in Cumberland Inlet, while the True Love's station was in Baffin's so that he was something of a. traveler. The harpoon head , weighed. between four and five pounds." We give our washerwoman notice that hereafter we want our own clothes. Last Sunday wput on another fellow's. shirt, but couldn't wear it-at all. It . was all ruffled around the togf and look ed real handsome, but these was no place for a collar, and it hadn't any ) bosom, though we are bound to say ; there was plenty of room for one. Yes, ; it was a handsome shirt, but we don't - have ours made that way.-S&z Adeler i It f''.