- COLL. VAN CLKVK. ALBANY, OREGON. THE LITTLE FOLKS. Bram'i Kciolatioiu. : ' A KIW TUB S JIKOLK. i New Year- Ere. Youiir Bramley sat In deep reflection bowed. He held a paper In faU band, From which he read aloud : 7, Bramley White, hereby remlre The comina year to be Jrrrm all rtf mp acauetomed fault T And evil habit free ; -To curb my angry paeeian in; To shun procrastination ; To keep my tonguefrvm idle wordi, v And all exaggeration.'' Not hard to say, bat bard to do," Said Bramley with a sigh, " I wrote the same a year ago, And vowed that I would try 'To lead a better sort of life, To pass temptations by ; And yet I've broken each resolve I'm sure-1 don't know why." "Ill show yon why," exclaimed a voice In accents sweet and lew. "He turned, and saw an angel form In garments white as snow. She waved her hand. Lo, wondrous change I Before them stretehed a green Of broad extent, around whose edge A lofty fence was seen. Tall trees and gracef al thurbs were there ; Bright flowers of every hue ; .And near at hand a jessamine, A rose, and liiy grew. " This park is yours, be on your guard ! Without is many a foe. To all who ask admittance here, Keturn the answer No ! '" By all your hopes of happiness. I charge yen te obey !" The angel sua in solemn tones, And quickly passed away. ' I'm not a foe. so let me In ; I cant unioek the gate," jExclaimed a saucy, boyish voice, In tones importunate. Bram glanced around : there stood a lad Of Liiipntian sire, Who had a rosy, handsome face, But dark, malignant eyes. No sir." said Bram, " you cant come in ! " I will !" returned the lad, ' And if you don't unlock the gate, I'll make ycu wish you had." ith this, he seized the iron bars And tried to break them down. At which display of impudence Young Bram becan to frown. The l&d grew more and more enraged. ' Take that !" he fiercely said. And hurled an ugly pebble-stone Direct at Bramley's head. The stone fell short, but Bram resolved . The insult to resent ; To catch the urchin, and inflict A righteous punishment. So, full of wrath, he raised the latch, And op'ning wide the gate, Pursued, but tried in vain to seize - The saucy reprobate. At length, exhausted, he returned Chagrined and petulant "To Had within hia lovely park Another occupant : A sprite, no bigger than a mouse, Who hopped and danced about, Tefying all of B ram's attempts To lure or drive him out. "Three times our hero caught the sprite And bore him to the gate ; Ah many-times the sprite escaped, Enraged and obstinate. Determined not to be outdone, a Bram still pursued the chase, V And caught the nimble sprite again ; But, as he turned his face. He saw his gentle monlrress Approaching near at hand. What thould be cay 7 He'd spurned her words And broken her command. Afraid to show the wicked apritg, He thrust him in his pocket. Then hastened to the open gate, Resolved to fhut and lock it ; But ere he'd traveled half the way, The mori trees spoke out : ' Ah. how is this 1 An open gate I And foes within, no doubt !" Sram hung his head ; his face grew red. He must equivocate, Or tell a downright lie, he thought, About Aie open gate. At last he spoke ; " No ma'am." said be, " There are no foes within." There were no foes, 'twas only foe. That, sure, was no great sin). But here the sprite be held confined Increased so much in size. That Bram was sure he'd tumble out . Before her veny eyes. About the gate," continued be In stammering accents, I An angry fellow opened that." (That, sure, was no great lie) But ah, that pocket ! how it grew t Poor Bram was filled with dread, No hand save yours could raise that latch," The angel mildly said. , " Be warned in time ; take my advice, And sbut the gate and bar it ; E'se wicked meddlers reek the park, To desecrate and mar it." With this, she passed from sight ; and Bram, ' Believed of all his fears, TJnpocketed the struggling spite : And soundly boxed hia eara. " Take that you Tartar, you !" said he, And leave these quarters spry." -Just then came floating through the gate A gorgeous butterfly. A perfect beauty, Bramley thought. And started in pursuit, The insect led him on and on, A tiresome, vexing route. -" I ought to shut that gate ; but then. Ill do it by and by,'" Thought Bram, as round the park again He chased the brilliant fly. At length he ceased bis fruitless chase And sought once more the gate. Alas ! twere vain to close it now : He'd come an hour too late. A motley throng of ugly imps Were crowding fiercely in. Their coming filled poor Bramley's heart With sorrow and chagrin. They danced upon the flowers and grass, With wild and savage mirth. ' The lily, rose and Jessamine . They trampled in the earth. Ai Bramley steod in blank amaze, His angel friend drew nigh. Sbe pointed to the gate and said : "Behold the reason 'wbt.' The withered rose, and Jessamine, And lily bore portray The resolutions which yon made A year ago to-day! Had yon but guarded yonder gate, And kept all foes without, Tbere'd be broken, leafless stalks To sigh and grieve about." And now, my merry Utile friend No matte what your name is Ve Georgies, Frankies. Johns and Wills, Te Nellies, Kates and Kamtea, Te Coras, Fannies. Hetties, Belles, Te Charlie. Neds and J amies, Te Walters, Henries, IMcks and Bobs, YeaarajB-JanasaadAmiew, lteV a cheat Hurrah for seventy-four X" . With load lusounrtrng cheer, And wish each other, one and all, A happy, bright New Year I f And let as learn from Bramley's dream To keep these precious 'hearts Secured with ever watchful care Against tbe Tempter's arts. So will the year with Joy be crowned. And every day shall be Brim full of perfect peace and love. A day of Jubilee. - . , Wood's Household Magazine. CktmrUe'e Wattk Meeting. " Now, there's mischief gwine to be -did I Iknowitsureandsairtin. Them boys has been a rubbagin in the wood shed, and there's two of my taller can spose nrl nU TWal, tiad another knot in her yellow neckerchief, and went back to the kitchen.- ' ' ' ,: ' " ' Away went Charlip, Willie and Rob bie to the barn. This morning the boys had heard their parents say they were going to f watch meeting" that night, t i "v ' " ": ' :: ' ' ' ' "What is watch meeting, father?" sked Willie."- --'--w. .---' - oh, we watch the old year out and the new year in,' answered his father. And when midnight chimes on the bell, we chant a good hymn. We sing and pray until 12 o'clock. Yen know this is the last day of 1874." a " Mayn't I go ?" spoke up Charlie. " Oh, -no, my son ; yon could not keep awake, and little folks are better in bed." Charlie inwardly rebelled at this; thought he could keep awake as well as anybody, and finally persuaded his younger brothers to have watch meet ing with him on a small scale. So dles missin raw can m, mw ai Bay Well, bein' as this is holler day, I -x -J t-j. tall mjaaii " Al away tbey went to tbe barn imme diately after their parents had left for enure o, the latter Having charged tnem to retire at the usual hoar. A large threshiiisr machine having been turned upon its side for repairs, , 1 1 -1 i T . A me coys convened it mro a puipit. Two empty bottles served to hold the candles purloined from Dinah, and with a great show of reverence, their small prayer books were laid beside the same. Three long, narrow boxes were ranged side by side for pews, but, con trary to general usage, each box con tained a couple of apples " Just to help keep a fellow awake," said Charlie. The old- brindle cow looked round rather doubtfully at the unusual pro ceedings, and a brooding hen in the loft above kept such a fussing that wisps of hay were being thrown down constantly upon the pulpit. "Never mind them," said Charlie, ringleader in the mischief, "they'll think Its Christmas yet. You know God was porn in a stable. But, boys, we mus sing. You know father said they sang and prayed until midnight. We will keep awake until the hour strikes on the town clock, and then we will be off to bed before father and mother come home. What shall we sing ?" Bobbie, the youngest, suggested " Put me in my little bed." " Not just yet," said Charlie, "but I suppose you'll be wanting us to prac tice that before we get through with such a wee fellow aa you. Let's begin with ' I want to be an angel,' " and he opened the boon and "lined off" the hymn with considerable pride. Had Dinah not taken advantage of her mis tress' permission to spend the evening out, she would surely have thought the barn tenanted by ghosts, or that the cattle were celebrating a second Christ mas. - The boys' music was neither strong nor melodious, and at a little distance might easily have been mis taken for something else. But the apples were all eaten, little heads began to. droop and little voices to fail. "Let's move back and lean on? heads against the manger," suggested Willie ; " you know the deaoens always lean back in church." The advice was quickly followed, and at half-past 11 the snoring was one de gree less musical than the singing had been. The old hen, getting tired of the noise and light, settled herself for the twentieth time on her chicks, and in so doing threw down two straws. One lit direct upon a candle placed upon the impromptu pulpit, wavered a moment, took fire, and fell inside a small crevice in the machine. Slewly was the blaze kindled, .straw after straw became ignited, and when 12 o'clock chimed on the neighboring steeple, the machine itself was on fire, and three little boys were in imminent danger of being burned to death. Ten minutes struck, then the quarter, and Willie moved un easily as she heat became greater. Just then old brindle reached forth her milky mouth and seized Charlie by the hair bis head war directly against her feeding-trough whether accidentally or not was never known. He jumped to his feet in a terrible fright, called to the boys, and, taking a hand of each, rushed from the barn. Their clothes were scorched in reaching the door, but they were bo sleepy that they did not fully realize the danger from which they had escaped until safely within their own home. By this time the people were coming from church. The boys" watch-meeting had nearly burned the barn ; that of the old folks saved it. Men went to work with a will, turned on water, and at last extinguished the flames. Mr. and Mrs. Cramer were too thank ful for the escape of their little boys, to find much fault with their proceedings. New Year's morning, however, their father pointed out to them what might have been the terrible consequences of their disobedience, and presented each with a pocket diary. " This will help you, boys, to watch the coming year through every month and day. Tne jSible teaches us to watch and pray always. Each day you can record any action you think not just right, and the next one try to have a better entry to make. At the end of the year you will find you have not only watched the year, but yourselves, and will be better boys in consequence. Now, put on your caps, and off to play, not forgetting this day to make a grand, glorious, good beginning for the year 1878. A Smart Bey. There are a great many smart little boys in every State, but one of the smartest, we think, is a little eight-year-old, called Charley Triblett, of Cedar township, Iowa. This bit of a boy has worked as a full hand in the field this summer, running a three-horse double plow, tending his own team, and keep ing up with the best. 1 He now drives a milk wagon to a cheese factory, and makes himself general useful in the dairy line. Moreover Charley eight-year-old is a capitalist, with fifteeen acres of wheat of hia own, and an in terest is sundry oolts and calves. If he goes on as he has begun he will own all Iowa before he is fifty years old. ' Dog's Mistake. The elephant " Conqueror " passing along in the Great Eastern procession, in front of the Bepublio building, at tracted the attention of a ferocious, fair sized dopt, which, in the heat of excite ment and impulse, and probably largely from the force of habit, rushed toward his majesty. Started to rush to tell the exact truth. The dog was very fierce. Evidently he was about to take in the spiked caudal appendage of the monster and draw his attention to a mi nor de-tail so to speak in his rear. But as he was fairly on his way, the magnitude of the most ponderous un dertaking seemed to strike him all at once, and the growl and bark in his hot throat . were gulped down ; in an in stant, almost causing strangulation, and the animal shot backward into Primrose alley with the rapidity of thought and such an expression of astonishment and fear upon his countenance as never be fore sat on the facial features of a dog. He was a surprised .and discomfited quadruped, and he intimated as plainly as a dog could, to our reporter,, that he was only about to cross the street te see another dog, or something of that sort, when the elephant got in his way. But the reporter was not deceived. The pretense was too transparent. Spring field (Q.) Republican. f g S . , A doctob ordered one of his patients to drink" flour of sulphur and water. The patient expressed his disgust by significant grimaces. " It is only the first glass that is hard to drink," said the doctor. " Then," rejoined the in valid, "I will begin with the second. " Tub late Dudley S. Gregory's estate is estimated to be worth five Millions, most of it real estate and buildings in Jersey City. Except a few small be quests, he is said te have left nothing in charity. MY GHOST. Amelia Garford and I loved one an other passionately ; so passionately that at the age of seventeen we resolved to marry. Both our parents opposed the scheme. We had neither of us any money, and, though I thought myself a ! Titian, the portraits I daubed were J poor things, even for sign painting. But we could not wait. We grew desperate. We determined to run away into the wide world. ' " The wide world ! How narrow it is, after all I A gimlet eight thousand miles long would bore a hole right through it. And what is eight thousand miles ? Less than most people walk in a couple of years. " What is anything compared to everything ?" as the editor down East observed. Aurelia's parents lived in Two Hun dred and Twenty-second street, New York. Their house is near tho corner of Fourth avenue. It is a long way " up-town." Some say there is no such street. But that, of course, is nonsense, because I know Aurelia lived in it. Many people, no doubt, have started off in the cars to look for the street and never found it. It is not easy to find ; though, as it is tbe next street to Two Hundred and Twenty-first street, it is not so difficult, after all. But I knew the street like a book. There was only one house in it, and that was only half built, owing to th.3 owner's want of funds. I need not add that that was the house of Aurelia's parents. There was a large garden to the house. People can afford space for gardens up in Two Hundred and Twenty-second street. It was a very nice garden. Only one thing grew in it, and that was grass. But give me grass to walk on. Trees are very well for climb ing, and timber is useful for building. Fruit is a capital thing, if you want to eat, and flowers are very pretty, if you care to look at them. But Aurelia and I only wanted to walk about with our arms round one another's waists ; and we preferred grass to trees, and we did not want to climb like squirrels or build like carpenters. We valued grass even more highly than Howers, because we preferred sitting down upon it and looking into one another's eyes to gazing at all the roses and magnolias in creation. And as tor fruit, we scorned to think of earthly peaches or apricots, when our lips could be so much more sweetly occupied in exchanging celestial kisses kisses of which no amount could possibly give us a surfeit. It is my deliberate conviction that the garden of Eden was a grass-grown bit of land, with a good high fence round it to cast a shade in hot weather. The rest was love, which makes a para dise of any place. We resolved to run away. And we did. We met met one afternoon behind the wall of the grass-grown garden, and made for the cars. As we went along, I summed up the items of my happiness, drew a line, and calculated the total. The items were : 1. An angelic disposition. 2. The softest black eyes in the world silken tresses to match. 3. A complexion pure as the white ness of a pearl. 4. A mouth which beat all the Greek statues to fits. 5. A neck and shoulders of human, though quite equal to vegetable, ivory. 6. A slender, graceful figure that would have destroyed St. Anthony's saintship to a dead certainty, and so much the better for him if it had tempt ed him. 7. Love for a certain individual, car ried to the confines of hero worship. Total : Aurelia Garford. I was in a state of tremendous exhil aration. My soul cut capers and threw up its hat inside my breast ; at least so I conjectured from the thumps I felt against the walls of that portion ef my body. Aurelia and I took one long drawn, champagnish sort of kiss just oeiore we lurnea tne corner of that, to many, apocryphal Two Hundred and Twenty-second street, i-d in another minute we were at the railroad station. So was old Garford. He had come home two hours before his time from his office down-town, where he was supposed to make money somehow. Not that he ever made any. His wife had a small income of her own. and that supported the family. Mr. uuiuni, tu .uaust bo it appeared vo me, was allowed to play at business just to keep himself out of mischief. "Hollo, young people," he cried, jovially; "taking a walk, hey? "Where are you off to ? and what does my pretty Aurelia carry in that confoundedly Dulgy basket there?" . - " O, papa !" cried Aurelia, whose self -possession was npset by the sudden rencontre, and the dear girl burst into a passionate flood of tears ; tears of dis appointment and vexation, I conscienti ously believe. "Hollo! what's this, what's this, young gentleman ?" said old Garford, sternly, smelling a rat for the first time. " Why, sir," said I, perhaps stupidly, impelled by an irresistible impulse, " if you had not met us so unluckily, we should have run away and got mar ried." " Hum !" said old Garford, looking at me fixedly ; " is there any particular reason for your getting married iu such a hurry?" . "Yes, sir," said I. " And pray what is it ?" said old Gar ford, severely. " We love one another," -said I, look ing him boldly in the face. " Oh, is that all 1 Very well. You need not run away ; I have not the least objection to your being married." " But, sir" ; " Stop a moment. Ihave a great ob jection to your marrying without any thina to live on. IMnnh u T waa at. tached to Mrs. Garford, sir, I should, never have dreamed of marrying e? uuuwd wo uatu naa oeiween us snmcienc to support a respectable establishment, sir -.. i "But, sir " i 'But, sir," resumed Mr. Garford, who evidently took a pleasure in play mg his part of heavy father in the drama; but, sir, you perhaps imag ine mat I can give my daughter a for tune. You anticipate " , .. i ' V.N? sir" 1 interrupted, eager to d: 8 claim all interested : motives. " I know very well that you cannot give your daughter anything, "Indeed, sir, indeed? And pray how do you know that I cannot give my daughter a fortune 1 Are you aware, sir, that the business I am engaged in is one by which some of the largest fortunes in the city have been realized. SIT?" :;. ; - r . 7 To use a somewhat worn but expres sive phrase, I had hit my intended father-in-law "in the raw,'' and all at tempts to conciliate proved fruitless. Nor did a hint from Aurelia, that "papa knew very well he had not made the rent of his office for the last two years," at all mend matters. Finally, Mr. Garford positively for bade my further visits or correspond ence with his daughter, until I could show him that I was worth "five thou sand dollars clear, and making an in come of at least two thousand a year. Thus we parted. " I made several at tempts to see Aurelia, but failed. In the end, I resolved to make the re quired sum and income with the least possible delay. t Luckily, I made friends with a very clever painter, who undertook to put me in the right way. I had to begin again. The fact was, I had a tolerable dexterity in the blending of colors, but I drew like a Chinese, or a Yankee as I was. My master was a Frenchman ; he had studied at Paris, under Dalaroohe. He opened my eyes ; I was quick. In a few months, with considerable labor, I could produce a portrait at any rate tolerably correct in outlines and per spective. This at once raised me above themajority of my rivals, and I soon procured considerable custom. ( I had just laid the first stone of my fortune in the shape of a hundred dol lars deposited in a bank, when an over whelming blow destroyed the whole edifice of my hopes. I received a letter announcing the death of Aurelia from her father. She had been dead three weeks when the news reached me. My friend, the pain ter, was present. He saw me turn pale, and cover my face with my hands. " What is it?" he asked kindly. " She is dead !" I replied, in a shaken voice. He knew my history, and needed no further explanation. I threw myself on a sofa and wept convulsively. When I had exhausted the first violence ef my grief, my friend approached me, and, in atone of grave sympathy, asked me of what I was thinking. " Of death !" I replied. " Of suicide ?" said he. I made no answer. " Do you not possess her portrait.?" raid he. "Yes, a daub of my own, but which reminds me at least vividly of the orig inal. I have also a daguerreotype, but daguerreotypes nave always a cold, ghastly look." "You should paint her." "Paint her?" ' ' Yes, paint her as an angel of heaven ; realize your memory of her beauty on canvas. Leave a monumenh of your love and talent behind you. Then die if you please." The artist's suggestion pleased me. No youth is in a violent hurry to die, even for love. I resolved to adopt my friend's idea, and a gloomy sort of am bition seized me to make this work a work of art worthy of its model. Nay, I even dreamed of posthumous fame ; of going down the stream of American art-history as the man who painted a real angel, and then pursued its proto type into the world of angels. I commenced my task that very day, and labored as lemg as the light allowed, without cesBatiopf My master aided me by his counsels ; and when the work was complete he laid his hand af fectionately on my shoulder and said, " Truly, you are a greater master." We had the picture framed and sent to the exhibition at the Academy. On the very first day my triumph was un questionable. "An Angel" was de cidedly tbe attraction of the exhibition. The same afternoon an offer to pur chase it for a large sum arrived from one of the richest merchants in New York. I sat with the letter in my hand trying to read it by the waning light in my studio, when I heard the door open and somebody enter. Supposing it to be the painter, I did not look round. Presently I raised my eyes, and be held to my horror a shadowy figure in white, with a face of unearthly pallor. The face was Aurelia's 1 I confess that fear seized me. My shattered nerves, my recent over-exertion, my fast and vigils, had increased my nervous sensibility to an alarming degree. I tried to reason with mvself. and account for the vision on grounds of mental delusion, when I was startled out of ali reasoning by the figure saying in a low but distinct tone : " Frederick, do you not know me?" "Yes, I know you," was my solemn answer. " And you still love me." " Now and forever !" " Then why do you not embrace me?" said the figure, glidiag nearer. " Can ghosts embrace ?" I cried, ris ing dubiously, and gazing more assur edly as the pale phantom. " Try 1" said the ghost. And I did try : but it was no spectre : it was a living, breathing angel 1 folded in my arms. "What is the meaning of this? I thought you dead !" "And I believed you buried. They told me so at home. I have had a fever in consequence : see how pale and thin I am!" "But I am alive ; so are you!" "That is evident." " What could have been your father's wuuve lor sucn conduct and sucn laiae- noody " An insane wish to marry me to his puruier, jut. Dmitnson. "His partner?" " Yes ; he has caught a partner with money, as mamma says, and she thanks heaven she will not have to pay the rent of the office eut of her own income any longer." " But how did you know I was liv. 0" . " Dead men do not paint pictures." "Then vou know?" 4 " Yes, I have seen Oh I yon flat terer ! "Flatterer? not at all. But look at this an offer of seven hundred dollars for the picture. An hour ago I would not nave sold it for seventy thousand. But now suppose we take the seven hundred dollars and run away at onoe ?" a " It is not necessary ; my father gives wmi3h nuu uses uc xa. Old Garford entered. " Well, sir," said he, " I congratulate you on your success. We shall be happy to see you at Two Hundred and Twenty-second street this evening, if you are not otherwise ensraged." Shortly afterward I was married. As eocn as Aurelia and I were alone in the cam ace that bora us from the church, I said to her. milinc. " Mv dear little ghost, I sincerely trust you will haunt me to my dying day ! i "I will try," said Aurelia, looking full at me with beautiful and fathomless eyes, "to be your ghostly comforter as long as I live." Itis my opinion that a ghost is very much improved by having a body at tached to is. arch of the European mountains. Its L.:.L1! 1 . -a . .i" j ...i Kn A ucugui is guy j.o, lot ieei, wuk YsTA, .1 1 aw Li. asm - Jfc EVw jxm.vsx jEiiourz, on tne sonuwa ropean side of the Caucausian water- .1ia4 2 rna m a. mi. a 1 a mMm. tain, which has just been ascended by buioo memoers ox a& Xing . m a jiud, is said to resemDie in auape t flattened dome, like an inverted tea cup. Pith and Point. Good bread is often much kneaded. Thebb are various stations in life, but the. least desirable is a police-station. Young ladies at needlework are not always what they appear. They are sometimes seaming. What is the difference between a wise man and a sailor? One is a far seeing man and the other a sea-faring Somebody advertises a preparation for keeping a lady's hands free from chaps. ' A report that she has no money would do the same thing. Last week a St. Croix girl, in a fit of anger because she oouldn t get her foot into a small shoe, seized a carving knife and out off her little toe. An Indiana Judge has decided that if a woman will shorten pie-crust with butter at 38 cents per pound her hus band has good grounds for divorce. Ak improvident D anbury youth en tertains a high appreciation for the State prison, which he regards as "the only place where a fellow is not dunned for his board and washing every Satur day night." Fond Wife : "John, dear, be sure and don't waste your money on accident insurance tickets." Husband (a com mercial man): "Why, my love?" Fond Wife: "Because you are never lucky enough to be in a collision 1" A gentleman said to his gardener : "George, the time will come when a man will be able to carry the manure for an acre of land in one of his waistcoat-pockets." To which the gardener replied : "I believe it, sir ; but he will be able to carry all the crop in the other pocket." Ak Irishman used to come home often drunk, and once when he was watering his horse his wife said to him, " Now, Paddy, is not that baste an example to ye ? Don't you see he laves off when he has enough, the crayther ! he's the most sensible baste of the two." " Oh, it's very well to disooorse like that, Biddy," cried Paddy, " but if there was another horse at the other side of the trough to say, Here's your health, my ould boy,' would . he stop till he drunk tne wnoie trough, think ye ?" A Detroit woman called at one of the book- stores the other day. and said she weuld like to take a look at some "chro-moes " as she wanted to find something to please Harvey, who had worked on the farm all summer and should be rewarded. "Anvthinor relig ious ?" asked the clerk, as he ran over a lot of such chromos and engravings. vveu, no, not exactly religious." she answered. " Some of it micrht be sol emn-like, but down in the corner there ought to be a dog-fight, or a man falling off a barn, or sunthin' to kinder inter est the young mind. SAXTA CXjAUS' POOn SPELL. Word came from the country where Santa Clans awena That he was alarminslv ill : And fears were expressed that he'd not be on band wun presents tne stockings to nil. The children bad fancied tbe precious old saint Secure from all moral mishaps, And they said it waa queer that at this time of year no snouia nave sucn a areaaiui couapse. "Oh! what shall we do?" cried the little onoe all. with grief that they could not control ; ' Oh ! what shall we do 7 for our pennies are few, And there isnt a toy that is whole. 'I thought that bs'd bring me a wagon," said Jack, " I want a new dolly," said Jane. ' I looked for a sled this Christmas,'' said Fred ; And they all f '11 to crying again. It wont be like Christmas, I'm certain of that," Said young Master Frank with a pout ; ' And the bells will ding-dong a monotonous song If Santa Clans isnt about. I guess," said mamma, " that the giant Despair Came into oar castle to-day. And filling with gloom every heart in this room, xooi au oi our sunsnine away. " Dear Santa Clans doesn't like children that pout. And make such a dismal ado : Because he, alack ! baa a pain in his back, Ana feels muca more wretched than you. smile on the face will do Santa Clans good And help him. I'm sure, to get well : And our hearts may keep time to a musical chime 1 hough santa ciaua nas a poor speu." The Age of Suicide. The London Medical Record says : ' The influence of age upon suioide is a study of more than speculative inter est, on account of its practical bearings, and of the ease and precision with which it can be demonstrated. By age is meant the critical periods of life. These periods have many components besides the mere fact of years, it is ap parent that what we have to examine is a many-sided phenomenon, including, together with it, the advance in life, the workings of physiological, mental, and sociological causes. It has been lately examined by Dr. O'Dea, and it appears that the maximum of suicides of both sexes occurs between the ages of 25 and 35. Previous to the 25th year there is a sudden increase from 2 suicides be tween the ages of 5 and 10, to 136 be tween 20 and 55. After 55 the tendency to suioide declines, but more gradually than it rose, except at 65, where the number increases again from 81 to 83 a rise so slight, however, as to be little worth considering. There are, therefore, three suicidal periods in life those of organic and mental growth, of organio and mental completion, and of organio and mental decline. In the first the chart shows 81, in the second 42, and in the third 311.' Comparing the peri ods in round numbers, it may be said that they are as one for childhood and adolescence to twelve for adult life, and to four for tbe years of bodily and men tal decay. The influence ef sex and its attendant circumstances upon suicides at tne ainerent periods or. me is snown upon the charts. With females. i among males, there is a sudden and abrupt rise until the 25th year is reached. The rise is oontinned to the 85th year, at which the maximum of suicides occurs amons women. The period from the 25th to tbe 35th year corresponds to that of the greatest pressure from domestic troubles and responsibilities, as also with the great est activity of the maternal functions. The line thence descends abruptly to the 45th year, whence it rises to the 50th. the critical period of mature fe male life, and then goes down, until it reaches the level from which it started. There are therefore, two culminating points, and while the line on the male chart is undulating and sustained, that on tne lemaie is vertical and anruot. The lower of the male culminating points is the higher of the female, ana contrariwise, the lower of the female is the higher of the male. . These charts do not show the relative freauenev of suicides among the two sexes. The ratio of suicides to population in the United States is (for the period oovered by the last decimal census) 25 to 100,000 among males, and 3 to 100,000. among females. The only periods at which suicides are nearly equal for both sexes is from 15 to 20 years, during which the number of boy suicides was 34, of girl Buicides 82. After this the number of suicides among males is much greater uiau umou lemaies. The King of Counterfeiters. , .. The Erie (Pa.) Dispatch gives an a b- oount of a . visit to the home of Tom Ballard, reported to be the greatest counterfeiter in the world. , The dilap idated barn in the rear of the house was the repository of powerful electric bat teries, none the less potent because they were not constructed according to regulations. Te have purchased glass jars of sufficient size might have excited suspicion, and so strongly-hooped hAlf barrel ale casks were substituted, and big open-mouthed stone lars, such as a housekeeper might purchase to fill with pickles, were used, and only a chemist could guess at the contents. The house was his workshop and his study. The windows were curtained with white material, and besides the curtains there were white screens that might be placed before them. Upon the table near the center of the room was all the apparatus necessary for the engraver, and here, when interrupted, Tom - Ballard was at work on the plate that was to have " bank rupted all Canada." We saw the partly finished plate of the finest steel under a magnifying-glass. and a comparison of it with other plates from wnicn counterfeits nave been success fully printed leads us to believe that Tom's expression was no idle boast, as in appearance the others were no more to be compared to it in firmness of exe cution than an ordinary wood out is to a fine steel engraving. In this room, besides the counterfeit plates, were the inks and dyes and nameless prepara tions in little glass bottles, the uses of which could only be guessed at. Pieces i chemically treated paper, which to the feel could not be distinguished from the national bank currency, were lying about, and here and there a rough proof where tests had been made of colors or in stamping. One bit bore several impressions of the carmine treasury stamp." which, upon the scientifically orenared naner. waa an exact that we could not distinguish the difference between them and the genu ine, in the hurried search through the premises some few small vials were up set, and where they fell the floor was stained with hues as indelible as though human blood had been spilled and dried there. But if his workshop would have been a curiosity to the skilled mechanic, the sitting-room, which was his study. would have been none the less to the ripe scholar in chemistry. Files of the Scientific American, and other scientific periodicals, were there, nicely arranged. The table was covered with books, treatises on practical chemistry, and metallurgy, electricity, paper-making, 1 , i i a i i ana pnotograpny preaominaung. cata logues of books on chemistry were there ; fusion of metals and books of recipes, some of monern days and some in the inspection of which an antiquarian would have reveled. It was easy to see that Ballaid had applied himself par ticularly to those branches of chemistry which related to coloring, electro-plat ing and paper-ma&ing. There was little or nothing in the room that would distinguish it from the sitting-room of j a well-to-do mechanic, except in the ex clusively scientific character of the booKs and papers. There was no stairway to the attic simply a scuttle-hole which could be reached by a short ladder and here the I floor that was laid over the joists came against the rafters of the roof on either side, leaving a space like an inverted A in which the operators might work. Here was the printing press, and here were the different colored inks, prepared and tested iu the laboratory below. Among the odds and ends, picked up was a piece of something that looked like a mixture of putty and wax, bronzed over, and bearing the figures "10." By careless handling it became bent, but it was nevertheless handed to Ballard (while his hearing before the United states Commissioner was in progress) for explanation as to its uses. Mis first glance noted the defect, and he said : " Why, you've spoiled it. : When you found that it was ready to have had just as nice a $10 medallion (the figures and border in the left hand corner of the note) electro typed from it as anybody ever saw." That Ballard possesses a secret which would be invaluable to the government seems not only possible but probable. The ' government paid a Frenchman $50,000 for the secret of manufacturing fiber paper for their greenbacks, sup posing that would stop their being counterfeited, but Tom Ballard wheth er by the same method or not is not known makes just as good fiber paper as the government does, and he is the only man who has counterfeited it suc cessfully, and it is rather difficult to determine the exact limit to which his knowledge of chemistry in connection with tank note making extends, but it is well known that he is of himself a first-class engraver, printer and chemist, the proof of whose skill is shown by his handiwork. Good Santa Clans is said to be har nessing up his reindeer. The famous sleigh has been stowed full . already. The sifts in it for - sood bovs and cdrls are supposed to be beyond au precedent in magnificence and variety. What they are is still a profound secret. Inter viewers are not tolerated in the domain - . v. : of the -Prin-e of Christmas, and the most intimate friends of the potentate are not indulged with private views." We must all be truly good, and then ".we shall see what we shall see." One thing you must all do, dear little folks, and yon big ones, too, for that matter, if yon want to please Santa Clans, and that is to see that none of the families he visits are suffering : with cold or hunger. Uld oantais a good old Chris tian, or else he has been loudly lied about in everybody's prayers and if he is a Christian, could he conscientiously nil your house with guts on Christmas day, if : he had just seen, in the course of his trip, that yon were letting your near neighbor go hungry and be in want? ' - Rape and Lynch Law. One of .the most diabolical outrages was committed upon two young ladies within three miles of Houston, on last Friday . morning, by a black . fiend by the name . of Bill Montgomery. It seems the young ladies had spent the night at a neighbor's .house, and on their return home in the morning they were attacked in the -woods, the fiend striking, the oldest and breaking her jaw bone, then tied the youngest, and in this condition kept them in the woods for six long and dreary hours, to satisfy his hellish passions. Suffice to say the monster was caught and was made to pay the penalty of his crime by hanging by the neck till dead to a tree in the Court-House square m the town of Houston. .Both white and colored participated m launching this vile monster into eternity. Vkolona Miss.') News. : nr.inn Thomas Tatlob, of Louisi ana, passed through all the perils of the war of 1812, only to die of whoop ing cough at tne age oi vo, last week. WHEE4EB & TTILSOX'S HEW K0. 6 , -:- SEWINS JL4.CHISE. - -Americas Institute, Mew Yert-Jt4Tea Keport, sTsvr, 14, 18T To the Board of Managers Gsxtuexxx : After a full and impartial ex amination of tbe article described, the under igned judge make the following BXPOBT (abstract): That Sewing Machine No. 436 (Wheel er & Wilson's New No. 6) was claimed to be so great - an improvement, both upon the well-known family machine made by the same company, and upoa , all other sewing machines, as entitled it to recognition as a new and valuable in vention. Under these circumstances, an extremely thorough and minute examina tion became both desirable and neces sary, not only of ite novelty, but of the skill and workmanship manifested in the fitting and adjustment of all its parts. We have risen from such exam- , ination with au ample conviction that ! the claim, in all its essential features. " is well founded. At the commencement of our ex amination. we were provided with sev eral complete sets of all the working: parts as they came from the manufac tory, and were at liberty to make our . own selection lor the construction oi complete machine in our presence. We thus had, to a large degree, a demonstra tion of the nicety of the manufacture. Every part was formed to fit every other part with exact precision. So accurate ly, for instance, did the several rotating: . hooks fit in the same bearing, that . while entering it, each one of them, ; wit iout such contact as required force, manifestly compressed the air within in reaching, its proper seat. The judges enumerate and describe some of the points of novelty and ex cellence of the machine. Among others: The simple and efficient device for . producing variable motion for the to tatii'g hook ; The independent take-up lever, which secures the tightening of the stitch ra der the best possible circumstances; The peculiar form of the hook and the use of a bobbin holding a great quan tity of the under thread ; The simple device for producing and varying the tension of the lower thread ; Tho hollow steel needle-bar ; The facility of applying and using many useful attachments the hemmer, binder, corder, ruffler etc Having completed the construction of our trial machine, in the way indicated, it was mounted upon a convenient stand, and submitted to every variety of test as to the range of work that could be executed upon it propterly and well, and without other adaptation than simple changes of needle and thread. Tke mere list of operations performed in our presence without the slightest hesitation or failure, and without the discoverable loss of so much as a single stitch, would convey an inadequate idea of the complete success achieved. Beginning with a needle measuring but 17-1000 inch in diameter, and oper ating with the finest thread neon lace ' goods, the same machine passed through all the stages of muslin, and broadcloth of all conceivable thicknesses and foldings and ndgings, and then with waxed thread stitching through portions oi heavy harness leather. After this demonstration oi its range of work, we entered upon the nicer testa required for a family and light manu facturing machine. In this department -we witnessed all the varieties of work on hemming, felting and braiding, and also a degree of success in single ana double ruffling which we believe un paralleled. The varied kinds of work on a lady's boot were then performed. and each of these with the same marked success. Indeed, whatever the test, and v whatever the work presented, the same . . - i , -. . nniauui peneouon was exjuoueo not - - only in the work as a piece, but in the execution of each individual stitch. With much patient examination, wa were unable to discover a single defect. The minuteness of this report is av simple reflection of the care with which we have endeavored to examine these claims. We find the chief advantage of this machine to be in the use of a modi fied form of the rotating hook as a sub- ,. '; stitutefor the shuttle, the hook carry ing the upper thread around the bobbin-' containing the lower thread, and thus producing identically the same effect as. the shutue. xne superiority ox una rotary motion over the reciprocating; motion of the shuttle machines cannot be disputed. The "look-stitch" which is thus secured nas always ranked nign est on account of the permanence beauty, and general desirableness of the smcning wnen aone, ana me wiae rango of its application. To these conceded advantages there have been added, in our presence, Ifee severest and most searching tests of its ' capacity and usefulness upon every ordinarily possible kind of work, and we can do no less than bear . witness to the entire and remarkable success which has attended ite action in every part of , our examination. - It is a machine which, by the proof submitted, we are satisfied must eventually supersede all others now known with which it come . in competition. As the only conclusion at which we can arrive after an investigation of the several merits of each of the sewing machines submitted, an investigatioa which we have endeavored to make pa tiently and completely in every respect, -and associating these with our beat judgment upon the merits of the sev eral machines which are in use but notv on exhibition: We recommend for the Wheeler & Wilson New iVo. 6 Sewing-machine-the highest award which it is in the power of the Institute to bestow. JOHN A. BASSETT, 1 MOSES S. BEACH, j TT w. STEELE. V Judges.- JOHN MATTHEWS, REUBEN BULIj, J . The Board of Managers unanimously approved the report, and recommended fo this machine the Gold Medal of the . Institute. -;. 'V; , The Board of Direction unanimously . approved this recommendation, ana awarded the Gold Medal to Wheeler"& . Wilson, the only gold medal awarded for a sewing-machine by the American Institute for many years. 1 Poor Jf other. ' ' Y A blow aimed at the child must strike through the very heart of - the mother. Imagine, then, the agony en- . ; . dured by the heroine of the subjoined ' incident : A little girl, while playing on ' a railroad track, got her foot so wedsred in a . frog that she was held fast. Her mother saw the predicament, and heard the approaching train. She ran to the rescue of the child, but could not ex tricate the foot. The train oam on, and although the engineer applied the brakes, it was clear enough that it " could not be stopped quick enough. The mother finding that the girl could not be less than maimed, held her aa fax off the track as she could while the cars went by. A foot was crushed, but a life was saved.