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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (July 18, 1874)
ALBANY REGISTER. Alum &t$$i. PUBLISHED KVEHY SATURHAY BV COLL. VAX CLKVF., ALBANY ORW10N. ' SUR-atlPri N IN ADVANCE! One y , OHO JO'r 3 00 rive eonlesi ' y -r 12 50 Ten , one y nr 80 00 An old wp'Mn"? n" a 'lii'' of fli-c.and forwarllitsi Mi 50, will rewlve the sixth cony f to gnecliil in iu'cm"'s o!T"rol 'n toii desliww of ntnvatslng for suiiwerhvlons tOtlieHKItl.VrF.lt. . , Jtwli Injjn says lip don't carp how much p"plt' tatk ifthey 'i 1 only tny it in a few words. A convict, on hf'g offereKl the choice if bei(Xlaiililt hup i if several tiades, chose that "fa sailor. The lonupst. word in the Knglinh lanpnaue is smiles. h"panse then' is ft mile, between the first and last letters. The man who had "a will of his own" rlidi.'t iret m very we I at home, lKvinwe his wile had a 'won't ol her own." The Gol en An WW that yon miy lcnow an old VU'hplor ly the fact that he always sjieaks of a liaby ah "it." "Where dii w;c';pd little hem o to who fish on Sindny ?" asked a teachpriiiacnndav-ph(Ki. ,,T wn to 'full, mi's KifiV' was the prompt reply. A Cask of Gkrxam Hmtnit. Tlie (Wlifl Nothtia' Zihnn ha the toHowing pece of solemn lm. mor : The InteH American propress in bni'dinij will hp the 'mamin thho. tel ," mm to lie erected in Cliicfl!o. This enormous hotel i to have a frontajre of three Fittflih miles; the height of seventv-seven stories will ineasnrfr 3480 'pet from the ground floor to the runt. Thehote will hnvii no stairs; but 500 ba' looiis will always Ik ready to take visitors up to their rooms No rooni-wniters arc to be employed, but visitors will I' t-ervod by a newly patented automatic, put up in every k'd-rooni, who will do all fhavinj;, sliamKKiniiir. etc., to the guests by a very simple and inge nious mechanism. Supposing the guest require hot water, the auto matic will be able to call down stairs, "A bucket ot water up to Room No. l,03,107,""and the water will lie up in seven seconds by a pate' ted elevator. Half an hour Wore table d'hote, instead of the ringing of Mis, a gun (24 pounder) wil lie tired on each floor, to call the guests to get ready for their men's. The tables in the dining-rooms will measure tour miles each, at tendance to lie ierrormed by twelve waiters on horsback, on either side of the table. Music during, table d'hote will lie played, gratis, by eight bands ot seventy-seven men each. For the convenient of visitors, a railway will tie built on each floor, as well as telegraph offices. The price of one bed-room will lie from $1 to $10 The cost ot this building is estimated to be $980. 000,000. The billiard-room wid contain 900 American, 99 French and 1 English table, and, most ot the visitors licing, expected to be Americans, the bilhard-nioni wi I be fitted out with a spittoon of 100 feet iu circumference. China. A country where the roses have lio fragrance, and the women no ieuic'ats; where the laborer has no sabbath, and the magistrate nonsense of honor; where the mads bear no vehicles, and the ships no keels; where old men fly kites; where the needle points Ml the south, anil the sirii of hehur, pnffiled w t scratch the antipodes of the head ; where the place of honor is on the left hand, R'td the seat of intellect is in the stomach:! where to take off your I at. is an insolent gesture, and to wear a white jarmeiit is to put yourself in mourning ; which has a literature wit hout an alphabet, and a language without a grammar. Fb irida makes ra i ijje cl iai n pa gne. N. Bvm Wants 200,000 lbs. ot good WOOL, and will y the hisihest market price fr it. Pays 16 tor eggs, 15 to liOo for butter, SI 1(7.4 for lard in 10 lb. cans, and for all other pRsluce the highest market price. He has the largest stock of goods, and sells them cheaper than any bouse in the city I'ali and see for yourself. In 'Mteadle's brick building. First street. A. W1IEKLER. ft P. IIOlOE. C. B. WHEELER. A. WIIKK1.KK A '., MIEDD, OREGON, Forwarding & Comniiss'il Merchants. Dealers in Merchandise and Produce. A oo l assortment of nil kinds of (;ood8 al ways in sioreat lowest market rates. Agents for sale of Waifons, Uroin Prills, Cider Mills, Chums. Ac., Ac. CASH mid for WHEAT, OATS, PORK, BUTTKR, man and POULTRY. New To-Daj . Silver-Plated Ware! JDST RECElVEIt; A FULL INVOICE of l( OK iV Iver-HUI l Wnre. Ilvr.i'fl utl ry etc., direct from ' m Fiiotory. We will wll Ta'ile S"oon at M"erHet,aii lTiiisiooMsa $1 Ml, and oili er goods nromr'to'ia'ptv low, TITUS, B.IURGAUDES A 00. The Wonder of the World ! LOOK HERE, WEARY WOMAN! TH E CLIMAX tiTKkM WAVirKR IS the lies', cliea-iest and most durnMo machine ever Invented, and It costs no h-in-' tn Had out wlin It will do. The nrice of this wonderful invention ranires fronrj t" 50 to W, and is worth he a'tenti, n of evcrvone. Look on! tor lmwmtnns, lor the country is mil of theni. The machine can be hud at W. H. McKarlund's Ailiany. EM HAZEL. fien. Agt. For the S aie of Oregon. Albany, July 11, 1874 3m. LAST CHANCE FOR AN Easy Fortune. Fifth and Last Gift Concert IN All) OF THE Public Library Kentucky JVhY a 1ST, 1M74. LIST OF GIFTS: One r.rand Cash Olft BW.OOO (incliinndt'asli liift KKi,()00 tine Grand fash Gift 7,fl0 One Grand Cash (iift 50,000 One Grand Cash (iift 8V0 S Cash Gifts, t!iWltl each 1(10.000 10 Cash .ifts. 14,000 (turn 14(1.000 mktsh Gifts, 10,000 each 1H),000 SOtWslKiills. S.0tUdi. 100,000 2i Cash (ilfts, 4,00(1 each 100,000 30Osh(ilftH, 3.000 each im.ooo 50 Cash Gifts, 2.000 each 100,000 100 Cash Gift,' 1,000 each 100,000 210 Cash (ilfts, 500 each 10,000 600 Cash Gifts, 100 each ifO.W 19;000 Uwb Gifts, 50 each o,OQO Grand Tota 20,000 (ilfts, all cash, 12,500,000 PRICE OF TI4 KETSI. Whole Tickets.... W Halves Ten Mi, or each Coupon 5.0O 11 Whole TickiMsfor... 500.00 22X Tickets for ,,,1000.00 For tickets or information, address THON. E. BRAMMCTTKt Arn( anil Sbmaircr. Public Library Building, UuUvUJa, Ky. DRY GOODS. ETC. Retrenchment ! MAKE MONEY UY SAVING MONEY! Has just received a new stock of all fit la. est styles of MENS' AND BOYS' c And is nellinir so cheap that all can buy. The koo Is were Bought for Cash, and are hclnir sold for the same commo li ly . The secret of selling goods is In Buying Rlghtl Having selected our goods in daylight, we t court the most CRITICAL EXAMINATION. I SELL ALL GOODS AT GRANGER PRICES ! FULL LINES OF RY OOOS ORWKKIE, HAKOWAMK, HUOIi & SHOE, ftOl'IO.Y, ETC., ETC. IV. BAUM. CheaJle'i Brick, First street, Albany. ttprW'74-32 Samuel E. Young (Successor to Blain, Young & Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealer In STAPLE and FANCY WACONS, PLOW , and all kinds of Farming: Implemts Agent for the celebratetJ New Wilson Sewing Machine, Guaranteed to bo equal to any, and train $10 to tn loss than other first class machines. TERMS t AMI. .OOI8 LOW. jj 'ii ' i Call mid At Old BUail, Flrat Street, ibU7 aumht. 9wmx, O o as 2 e a S g ; i a 2 8. 0 g I Hun, BMirtrardes A r.' Column TITUS, BODRGARDES & CO., PEALK11S IN ft JEWELRY, Silver & Plated Ware, antl DIAMOND SPECTACLES. IsT A NUPACTUBKD AND ADJUSTEli iVl especially far the Pacific Coast by the NATIONAL EL8IN WATCH CO. of Elgin, Illinois, viz: Piicittc v Cu'lirornia and Sun Franciaco WATCH, and we most confidently r-xi nminend them to the nubile, as possessing more aool quallOes for the price than any other Watch in the market. We also Keen all other brands of Klffin, Wall bam and Swiss Wa'ches, Clocks, Jew elrj't Silver and I'lated Ware, ALSO Pistols and .Cartridges. Hepairinp a Specialty. CSAII Work Done and tiooda Fold, Warranted to be as Represented. J. D. TITUS, J. B. TITUft ( HAH. IlOf 1(0 ARI'lKS. Titus, Bourgardes &, Co., AT JOHW CANTER'S ( I.P .STAND, First street, A 1,11 AN r, OKWiON SWOM I n u tk-J sub w m o mm Fwlr Machine Kales of 1873. The table of Sewing Machine Sales for 1873 shows that our sa.es lasi year am ouniod to 2:ta 444 (two hundred and thirty two thousand, four hundred an I fori V-four) Machines, lielng a large in crease over t ho saies of the previous year (172.) The table also shn-vs that our snlos K. reed thOH - ofniiy otli r Compuii', lor the perio I mimed, by thenum'jerol 113 a54 Miii-lilucii or nearly double those of an v other Cotnrany. It mav bu fui'iher stated that the sales of 187,1,'as coiivmrcl wilh those of li, show a re a Ively larger Incrutse, lieyond the sa.es of oilier makers, than of any oi her vear. For Instance In 1873 we sold 4.V000 more Machines I ban any o her(Jomieny,wheit as, In 187S, t he sales weiti I4S 354 MHrbiiKk III llxci ss ol our High Ml oinu, tltor. These tl,'iuv are all llie more remark able, for the i ca .on that the sales of the princlral '"mminies In 1873 are Inn thn their Mile In 1H7S; whereas, as has been shown, our mhK'n have largely Iiirrena . The aeciHUit bf sales is from smirn rturtu made to the owners ol the Sewing Machine Talents. It will hardlv lie denied, that the nnerl nrlry of the sisokh MaCHISKS Is fSm deiiionstmle 1 at, all events that their poiularity in the household Is unques tionable. " ' Increase Name of . No. Sold,' . or Machlmf. 1872 187 ecrrse Singer MrgACo.....iIII,7 i8-23M In. iium Sccor . M .Co. . . . . Stl S.430 II lit W. A W. Ml'g Co. . .174,088 1111,100 De.MjWS Domestics. M.Co.. 4,V4 40,114 " 9,110 (irovor A linker i.X. IW.olO 1,17 " l,831 Weeds. M. (Jo. 42,444 il.7lM " 9i,71 Wilson S. M. Co ... Hi,fif il,'.M7 " 1.41J ITow Machine Co.. (no wincusil , j WUox AOIbhstVi. 2,ra 1 ,,881 " V.1' ijm siscBit manufaotomko 0m 31 Union Square, New York. 1ltus, Bourgardes & Co., Agents, Albany, Oregon. job pRimm u Ih iBuA JEM W. ffl0 IfflsfflBinsS laaMLH ALBANY REGISTER PRINTING HOUSK WITH NEW AND FAST POWER AND HAND PRESSES, Latest and most Desirable Stylet of Printing Material. Is'uwloubtedly THE SHEBANG TO GO FOR When you wish Posters, or Visiting Cards. Business Cards, Bill Heads. Letter Heads, Envelopes, Ball Tickets, Programmes, Labels- Bui why particularize, when it Is gen. erally acknowledged that we are . ON XT When It comes to ;i Ujil rn. mm BST Cull and see specUnem., jg$