The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, June 13, 1874, Page 8, Image 8

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ALBANY REGHSTER.
mi
rVBLISHBS KVEBY WEDNK8PAY AND
SATURDAY,
By JOLE. VAM fJLEYE
XIV REGISTER BUILDINGS,
Corner Firry ami Fint Street.
TERMS -IN, ADVANCE.
dollars.
Single copies. ... Ten cents.
To clubs of tic
(S oOeacll.
tswrortea
AUVERTISINU KATES.
Trtasient advertisements per square of
ten lines or Una, first Insertion f 1 : each
subiioquiutf Junction 50c. Lapeer u0 iy
tinointwrta insert ed on tin; most liberal
PATRONS OF HUSBANDRY.
3J1 D1RKTORY.
Officers of Oregon Stntc Urnnje.
Uattir Daniel Clark, Sulein P. O.
Secretary J. H. Smith, HaiTlsbnrg.
Mt.it'-Wiu. Cyrus, Sfelo.
Tmdunr-(iconic Hunter, Walla Vtalla.
fltt-Ui,'f - K-I'--l'l- "
Until Au'l Stf ward Mrs. Chloo Olds.
.tn'.t'in Stsuari W. M Powers, Shedd,
ciuniiitin -Anthony Simpson, Corvallts,
(Vti -ijr-.'rank Sheliou. Wal Walla
7Vwur ) P.. A. wlfel, Turner.
fJNM MrJiiM.i'rus. Scin.
,wiM M. I'owrts, Sliedd.
Flora Sirs. T,. C. Reed, McMinnville.
taeuiir-: Comm'tt'ji paatol Clark, Salem;
R S. Gnrney, Ten Mile, WuTtasCo.;0rley
ilull, Wall Walla; G, A. Wells, Rucna
V isttt : Thomas Mimkers, Scio; A. B. Henry,
l.ainyfctte: H. N. Hill, Jnnctton.
, i
OIBcers of Ceiilral Grantee Aasocla
tiOH.
Mi ;.
Pretbb-nt- W. F. Alexander.
t PwdnViii-James Tatoin.
errtan-A. W. Slunnard.
Treaxur- r -C. P. Buikliaj K
Tnut'r-ir -F. Shedd. P. Powell.
Oatf-Ki'p r-Klias Fanning.
Ag-nt--l. C. Burkhart.
Meets at Alhany, on the second Tuesday
a each month. -
III wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
AMGR.MMAKl';XKltCISE.-"Jollll,"
said s couulry pedagodue to ouc of
his holarf, "Dill licks Tom.
Now prase Bill."
"Bill ith 3 verb, thir."
"A verb ! How do vou make that
out, sir ?"
"Cpth he licks Tom, thir."
"Well, if licking Tom 'makes
Bui a yerbj liow wiljjojjjjajw
Tom P
"Tom ith a verb, too, thir."
"Tom a verb, too."'
"Yeth, thir."
"Hotfso?"
"Coth he ith licked."
"su't that Mii?qlar ? Bill is a
yerb because he licks Tom, and Tom
is aerb becaow he is5 licked.
You've gj,a new, graranjat-, r have
n't you ?"
IfeKflSt&n l;a1 bought me a
new one yetberday."
"iWeU "satd his master, biting
his lips. "just open it ftnd see what
a verb i6."
John redds : "A veils' g word
which signifies to be, to do and to
Biiffpr "
"lilllidkrdToc
rectly,"
"Yeth, thir. 'Bill"' itlfa verb,
and 'Tutu' ith a verb, eib flill did
do it, and Turn suffered. Them's
"Yon may take our seat' sir. If
you progress hereafter as rapidly as
yofflnWr done, yon wHTTif a 'm
oud Lindley Murray." hi tv
Three men and two boys lately
tloated rfr 'njrty.two days in the ; swer to an htgttirvja to the cause
Indian Ocean in a small boat before i 0f $ grief, lie sobbed out :'
they were5 rescued'. Fur the last $1$ lather has just been licking
eleven daj twy had neither foxl ; me!"
nor water exct pt that the mate Thinking the old man insane,
shot a MM which chanced to fly my grandfather went , into the bar
0Wt,$W They shewed lead to r0om, and, seeing anotlier man there
moisten their throats, tried to eat much older than the first, and
theffHarid jelly-fish, atid inde-' thinking to have a little sport with
lirium tfftMtht MWiill one nplhar ''m' )ie ""'
t??;i Vm 1 1 i 'ir, your son out there says vou
invitindeath. Blond from wounds , ,,ave
iu.9yiwat edgetry drank, but) "Yes" replied the landlord, lor
when the frenzy passed the men j Rllah he was, fl.coufcL.jK heb. it"
woutrl shake hands and kiss diarfThe young' rascal was ciiasing his
9iL,tt wcio .cast, , apd i,a boy grandfather around ' tett-icre lot
in tlie Doat aooiuea to no Killed,
but this the mate, who acted
tiMTtrubWt mofct resolutely pltf-j
vented.
MbXMSm& Christmas
t ? A tur-key.
seissorags.
Mfj Hlerles af a Mountain tavern.
John McCorgnnlale, a prospector
came in yesterday evening and re
ported a most wonderful discovery
M the Aquarieus mountains. We
give his story, believing it to be
true. JFe has been put about forty
days, starting in at a point twenty
five miles from this place, and in
jMssing up a canyon he noticed the
formation as being Jteciltfar and
showing signs of recent travel. On
his return through the same canyon
he found a fresh living stream run
ning down the middle of the gorge,
wliic had, evidently. ibcyjn opened
by the sjiwik "ffuaeartliajdakeor by
the heavy rains bursting out from
some underground passage. On,
following to its course he found a
tissnre in the rocks, out of which
the stream seemed to come Pro
viding himself frith torches, he forc
ed himself through the tissure, wad
ing the stream for one hundred
yards, when he came to an immense
cave or cavern. Here he found old
mining R'lics, such as picks, shovels,
etc., made out of stone and copper.
On one side he found what he con-;
sidered to be tomb stones, with nu
merous tablets and hieroglyphic
pictures and writing. One of these
tables, made of copper, he tore off
and brought with him. It bears
the inscription, "sit tibiierra kvis."
In one place he found a stone box,
which he broke open and found
some very ancient coins. On some
of them the word "AW can be
plainly made out. Another tablet,
found on the hard granite wall, bears
this inscription: "Jtuta iiro
Muro? He also f ou nd a scabbard
richly embroidered and having a
coat of arms of solid gold, set with
precious stones. The place bore
evident traces of many people living
there at some previous time. And
that they excelled in mining and
some art is beyond a doubt; He
also carried away some jtthe valua
ble articles which he declines to ex
hibit. He goes to San Francisco
immediately, where he will exhibit
curiosities and make arrangements
to come back soon and thoroughly
explore the entire cave and the
mountains in the vicinity. It is the
opinion here that there is immense
wealth buried some place in the
cave. Many men are fitting out to
make search for the cave themselves.
McCorgurdale feels safe iu holding
his secret. His story has created
the greatest excitement among those
to whom he has told it and exhibited
specimens. rWot (Arizouaf Mi
ner.
q
RANDFATHEiifi 3TORY- M
grandfather tells the following
story : In the course of a journey
through the West, he came to a re
markably, healthy Jooaht where
rpleMtotdtoa tvbnfiertuf ofii ago.'
A s he approached the'vlilage tavern
he IgMfcmfeMfe-htoH
man he had eyerseen. seated on the
porch, crying like a omidTIn u-
; throwing stones at him
fol hal
to uiteriere, stranger." '(4
That R'ttled my grandfather,
lie concluded' he hal either stumbl
ed upon a pair of lunatics,. t he
had come across a remarkahl hl.
thy oountry.
"An overflowed widow with
three' children" advertises in the
New OtleuM . Pttxiipme for her
lost cow that disappeared with the
flood.1 j.
" Sauce tor the goose is sauce tor
the gander " The same culinary
adornments which suffice for the fe
male of the race Anfermay be Tel
ished also with the musculine adult
of the same species.
"Think of it, Mr. Bobbs, the
United States drinks $90,000,000
worth of spirits every year !" Bobbs
(excitedly) -"How I wish I was
the United -Utes !"
Now that the word "hymeneal'
is so commonly used in reference to
weddings, it is suggested that births
should he headed "crymeneal" and
deaths 4,dimeneal."
i "What do these mean?" said
f
.cpicer's frieuJ, pointing to the three
golden balls iu front of a shop the
other day. Indians,"' was the re
ply. "Indians!" Miid his friend.
" Yes, Pawii-ees," retorted picer.
Tipkins arotised his wife from a
sound steup the other night, saying
he had seen a ghost in the shape of
an ass. O, let me sleep," was the
reply of the irate dame, "and don't
be frightened at your own shad
ow" . .. .
A pair of drawers A au of
truck horses.
NEW TO-DAY.
Fox Sale.
. and all kinds of Fruit and Ornamental
Tree
For pnriicuinrs inynin: on the
fcrin
t n as, 74-n
BEDDING ! "
W.J. WARREN & CO.
Upholsterers,
FlraiWeel,5 i : .,linuy, Oregon,
A' RE I'KKPARKD TO FUBNISU ALL
kinds of "
BeddlHR, mttrM-, I'pholNtertiiK.
Ac., to order. Weina iiracllnit workmen,
i;K!V Kuaranteahati!atiioii. .
All nphqlsteryork done in Allwny.
! Call and taawhie our stock and work.
S V w. J. WAIiHKK A CO.
Apr,Um,;lp4
White Prince,
i -i: n- 'ii' -1 MS- '
WILL BK Jkt rut: utKUY STALE
of Messrs. mrwiAfl & Schlotwor, in
Aliianv, Moinlav aftuPioou, Titesday, and
Wndnaidav forenoon of each week, and
on Tlmradiiy allu1iooii, ttiim and Satur
diiv of each wcnk, at the lfver' stable of
MT. Kurhln, Salcru, from Aprfl M to July
lf , 1874., ,
Tenua for Mix asoti, dnri July let, 174,
iTi4 vnttt ft . . ' ' "
30, U. S. iold (Join.
forrAWiiho!'. SnM H Ine
jfhen the Mart' it known l he with Foal
.,-:'! W.l.lllKH.
Albany, Or., April, l7i-3u
A New Idea!
A.
WILSON
SHUTTLE
Sewing Hade
FOR.
50 Dollars!!
FARMERS,
MERCHANTS,
MECHANICS,
AND
EVERYBODY
Buy the WorlS-fienowned
IfiUttt!
THB .
BEST IN THE WORLD I
tSTThc Highest Preniiuiu was
awarded to it at
VIENNA;
Ohio State Fair;
Norther u Obi Fair ;
Amer. Institute, N. Y.:
Cincinnati Exposition;
Indianapolis Exposition;
St Louis Fair;
Louisiana State Fair ;
Mississippi State Fair ;
and Georgia State Fair;
FOR BEING THE
BEST SEWING MACHINES,
and doing the largest and best
range of vrork. All other
Machines in the Market .
I ''(IVere tn dire1 r'A iVl
COMPETITION I !
Mrttatrl
MTFor Hemmmg ll
in$$yt$i&bg', Cording,
Binding, Braiding,
Embroidering, Quilt-1
ing'and ' pitching fine '
or heavy goods it is
unsurpassed.
I Where we have no Agents
we will deliver a Machine
for the price named above,
at the nearest Bail Road
Station of Purchasers.
Needles for all Sewing Ma
chines for Sala
OM Machines taken in Exchange.
AUKMTN WANTKU. AIMKI,
Wilson Mewing naehltte Co..
38 Claveland.ijhio. f!'
ADVKKTKSEMKNT8.
PETERS & SPEIDEL, .
MAN l'rACTvA:B8 Of
Carriages
& Wagons,
Of Kvvry ncNcrlptlon,
AS, BAM, OREGON.
f
MANUFACTUHE TO OlIDEK A K I
and all stylo, of
Wagom, CarringeH, llaeka,
Ac., nt ns rrasonnhlp rntc" .id the uw of
(TOTHl iiintc.rial and Urxt-elas work will 1n
tlfy. J
fierairlnir npatly and c.xixnlitionslv don
hi low rates.
Shop on Flirt y botwwn First and Second
streets.
l'KTKRS A SI'KTDKL.
Albany, March 7, IK78.27
MARBLE WOKKS.
.VOX HOE Ac STAIOER.
lienlers In
Nonuments, Obelisks, Tomts,
Elead and Fool Stones,
Wl Kxecutetl in
Calirnrnla, Venumt and Italian
Muible.
SAI.KM, OREGON.
IIKASil U SHOP AT ALBANY.
&0LEWS;
No h(tttr
evidence of
t hi. ii (Vu Iu, i
ey of It. J H. t oI' Uihii'k Coinnoniid
Kxlract of Encalyputscnn nodeltrMl, than
the following suininHry oi cases, treated
with this rcinedv alone, by that eminent
ldiyalclan, l)n. I) V1 Wo'sr , in the V.
S. Marine Hospital, San Fmneiseo, report
ed in th'A'iifns No. IK7" w
jMtrmii :
an ('as
ft (tied. Curnl. hn'il
VcmUtetMt vvcr S ' fi
(Tiilla nad Fver 10 It)
Typhoid lv-r 9 V
liiHiuii.of lt,itn is ... 3 1
lllurHiM 10 7 .1
Incontinence oi I l ine 3 3
StrltlirP 6 I a
InOHnt.ot Klnddcr 37 35
Uleiiiiorlmirin 13 10 j
j lNcorthe Heart.. 7 7
ljenlcrj 4 3 j
ChronSe JMiu-rtMca. . . . 12 4
norrliea 5 is
Dropsy 3 3
(.'ompletclyeorroho atiye of the above,
are the report of tho experiment with
Eucalyptus by Dr. l.orrinier, of Berlin,
l'rnnfta, nnd I)r Koeloi, Chief Phrsiriiin
of the.Austrian Railway Co., published in
the Atn. ilfol. Jmtr. Jnty, mi.
It will be found very efliiacious in obstl
nate eases of dyspepsia, Bronehitls. Hack
ing Cough Chronic Sore throat, Lencor
rnea, etc., and in nausea durlnir presnan
cy. nr. l olrinfiit'ftUonblc
Kxtraet ol Enenlj'p
ttiN is a special prepara
tion fortlietreiumcntol
FKVt h and AUHK.
innd is warranto! to
now every case .treated
according lo ditwionK,
without the ininrions
resultfl of the usual Qni
ninennd arsenical rem.
eflienfoj' that diseuse. , A)opuie fluid ea
t raft of Euctilyrrf tm, in tSie ponnrt bottles,
for physicians' use liewareof iinitaUonii,
nhd lafce none but Coleman's. For sale
eyerywhere, and by llodge Oalct&Co.,
Ornggists, Portland. Agents for i-egon.
EMSSS
REWARD
ron AH
Incurable Case!
XDR. LE RICHATJ'S
GOLD CM BALSAM I
After ten years' trial on this CoBt hai
.-oven ithUf4he oniyonrntlie in a certain clia
of discuses pnmuunccd by medical jiractitlon
vrs at lnonrabh).
Or. Le Bichan's GOLDEN BALSAM No.!
enres Cameras first vJ wend utatjt'S, Bores on
thoXagsnr Body; Sore Ears, Eyd, Noae, ftf.j
Oupporolarod Blotches, SyphUitte (fetarrb.
PiKoas.'d Scup, and alt primary forms of tb
im-mt knownaa Syphilis. Price, $S per bot
tle, or two tor $9.
DrleRiM GOLDEN BALSAM Ho. 2
eures Tertiary, Horciu-ial, Syphilitic Rheamsr
tism.Paiiu) in the Hones, Back of the Neck, Dl.
cerated Sore Throut, Syphilitic Bash, Lumps
nd Contracted Oords, Stitmess of the Limbs,
sndsJNdlcatas all diseases from the system,
whether caused by indiscretion or sbnse
mercury leaving the blood pare nd healthy.
Price, $3 per botUo, or two" for ID.
Dr. Le Ichau's GOLBIS SPANISH AN-
tidote, for the Ours of Gonnorha, Oleet, Irri
tation, Gravel, and alt Urinary or OeultaJ
dissrMngetnentt. Prise, t2, 90 per bottle.
Dr. Ls fiichan's GOLDEN SPANISH IN-
taction, a wash and injection for severe case
of Gonnorhces, Inflammatory Gleet, Stricture,'
and all diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder.
. prlc,Lpsjt.bottlf.-
AIM Agents for DR. LE EIOHAU'S BOLDEH
per bottle. The genuine GotDati Bajuuk is
jat np only in round bottles. '
On receipt of prioojthsse wemnlnss wis
oT nuril .nreiyacked anTfron
0. f. ItlCHARDS CO.
Wbetesaie sad Betsll rugtat tad
Chemists, 8. W. cor. Olay Saason
EUCALYPTUS
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