8 ALBANY REGISTER. rwtuam mn Friday, By COLL. WAN CLKVE, m KE0ISTE1 BUILDINGS. Corner Ferry and "rat Strati. TERMS -IN ADVANCE. year. Three dollars. Six month. Two dollars. Single copies Ten cents. ADVERTISING KATES. Transient advertisements, per square of ten lines or less, first Insertion 2; each anbaoquent insertion l. Larger artver rtacments Inserted on the most libera) tortus. JOB WORK. Having received new type, stock of eol- in-1 1 inks, cards, a Gordon jobber, etc., wo are prepared to execute ail annus 01 prini bttr In a better manner, and flftv tier cent otieaper than ever before offered in this any. Aires ta for the Btartater. The following gentlemen are authorised SO receive ana receipt tor suoscnpiions, advertising, etc., tor tne k mister : Hiram Smith, HarrishnrK. O. P. Tompkins, Hanin'mrg. Peter Hume. Brownsville. W. R. Kirk, Brownsville. J. B. Irvine, Scio. T. H. Reynolds, Salem. h. P. Pisher, San Francisco. D. P. Porter, Shedd's Station. Rats. We unhesitatingly declare a rat a rat-tonkerous vermin, and pest He comes to your domicile uninvited, bringing all of bis family and acquain tance, and goes to house building, and keeping, for the season. He tun nels under your house in every direc tion; he gnaws through your floors; he builds a nest in the chest among yuor choice garments; he chaws up your carefully-filed papers to do it; he goes for your loaves ot bread; he eats into your freshly cooked meat; be gets into your meal-barrel; be nibbles the edge off of your pies; he buries himself in your cake; he runs his tail down into your can of fresh lard, and then licks It; be skedaddles when you come for him, and you mash a jug of molasses. or jar of pickles, throwing clubs at him; be squeaks at night, and gnaws at a hard place, and runs in the garret Overhead, and between the walls, on the sides, and over the floor; he gets on the bed and nibbles your toes, and you are afraid to go to sleep lest he undertakes to go down your threat. O he's a rat-taukerous pest. He mul tiplies so, too. He's one to-day; to morrow, he's lorty-flve; next reek, one thousand is his census; next year, about a half million numbers him, and so he continues to compound, like forty, until his posterity are as the sands on the ocean's rim. He is a tantalizing guest, also; very. He runs oat from under the house and squints at you. Softly, and with suppressed breath and strained muscle, you secure a stick and ratty is gone. You whis tle a sentimental lay. toss your stick away indifferently and there impu dently peers the eyes of ratty from under a sill; and as you look at him irefullr, he winks yes, winks. As you rush tor Urn, Ms tail wreaths a curl ot derision, and, li e an electric flash, ratty's gone again. Gone? Yes, gone to burrow trendies; undermine walls; rake that hard board with his teeth; eat holes through the house; nibble overall the provisions; multiply faster than any mathematics. Gone? You set bane for him; but the cat and Several hens have to be disenfected from unsanitary smells by being buried; you venture a shot at bim, and a neighborly admonition makes you timid about meeting the City Marshal for some time. Got? M'ouMst he would depart, relatives and friends, ami keep going, never more hither ward to return. Yes, let him go. Speaking regarding some gunning exploits, a sportsman narrates a sin gular instance of a guti hanging fire. He had snapped his gun at a gray squirrel, and the cap had exploded; hut the piece not going off he took it from his shoulder, looked down into the barrel, and saw the load hut start ing, wlien. bringing it to his shoulder igaiu, it went off and killed the squir rel. An old lady selling eggs luSavanah. as astral asked, "what is the news?" The latest," said the obliging clerk, -it that the Yankees have got the Undoes." The old lady struck her knuckleson the counter and exclaimed: "I hope the last ot 'em will die of it." A tentperaoos doctor lately told an old soaker whs complained ot sore "yes that he must salt drinking or lose bit eye. He resignedly .: "Fare weii, eyes." , The Denver New of June 26th says: A beautiful little story comes to us from down the Kansas Pacific. Out un the plains, about two hun dred miles from Denver, is a ver tical bluff seventy-five feet high. A party ot "hunter recently stam peded a herd ot buffaloes rjght to the brink of the precipice. The foremost brutes, appreciating their critical situation, attempted to avert the calamity, but the frightened hundreds behind crowded forward with characteristic persistency. The front rank, with legs stretched toward each cardinal point of the compass, bellowed in concert and descended to their fate. !?efore the pressure from behind cou'd be stopped, the next rank and the next followed, imitating the ges ture and the bellowing ot the first. For thirty seconds it rained buffa loes, and the white sand at the foot of that bluff was incarnadine with the life blood ot wild meat, and not until the tails of fitly or seventy five of that herd had waved adieu to this wicked world did the move ment cease. It is a nice little story for a Sunday School book. A certain preacher was holding forth to a somewhat wearied congregation, when he lifted up his eyes to the gal lerv, and beheld a youngster pelting the people below with chestnuts. Dominie was about to administer a sharp and stringent reprimand tor this flagrant act of impiety and disrespect, but the youth, anticipating him, bawled out at the top of his voice: "You mind your preaching, daddy, and I'll keep 'em awake." BUILDERS, ATTENTION ! SASH, BLIND, AND DOOR FACTORY. 8. II. A LTHOUSB. J. P. BACK KNSTO. W. KhTVHUM. ALTHOVSE 6c CO., Ijrwa Street, on the River Hank. ALBANY, OBEUOX. Keep on hand a full assortment, and are prepared to FCKS1SH TO ORDKR, Doors, Sash, Blinds, and Moldings, Such as ?BO WIN, PANEL, BAND & MOTTOS HOLD, Of all size WINDOW AND DOOK FRAMES, Flooring, fslding, -And- All other kinds fBWIMtnir Material. ALSO: PREPARED TO IX) MILL work, furnish shaker fann. liana shakers suction fans, drivlnij nullevs of any klnd.al our aVtory on Lyon street ion tne river Dank), next Dejow Murkliam's warehouse. ALTHol'SE 4 CO. Allainy, Feb. 10, lSHS-li BOOTS BADE TO OKOEB, WARRANTED TO QtVE Perfect Satisl! iction, at REASONABLE RATE., at HENRY FLINDT'8 SHOP, 3m Albany, Orears.. Jlvs ALBANY FOUNDKV And Machine H h i, A. F.CHBRRY Proprietor, ALBANY, OREGON, Manufactures Steam Kughies, Flonr and Saw Mill Machin ery, WOOD WORKI.Vfi Ad - AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY, And all kinds of EMM AID BBAMN VAXTtmm. Particular attent !- paid to repairing all kind of machinery. " A DV ERTISEM KNT8- HKKMI r. NAI'BH, General Business Insurance Agent, Notary I?xiltllo. SPECIAL ATTENTION given to the ad judication of account. Collections made in all parts of the Mate. Office neTt door above Bee Hive Store, First street, Alhany, trrogon, vinSO MARBLE WORKS. MONROE A STA1GER, Dealers In Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs, Head and Foot Stones, Executed in California, Vermont and. Italian Marble. SALEM. OREGON. BRANCH WHOP AT ALBANY. OUT OF THE FIRE! 8. j. Mccormick. IS HAPPY TO INFORM HIS NI MER oiia friends, patrons, and the puhllu In general, that he has HE . OPENED THE Franklin Booh Store, AT 10 FIRST STREET, (NEXT TO CENTRAL MARKET) with a complete stock of School Books, Ntalloncry, Blank Hooka, Void Pens, Cutlery, &., Ac., Which he will dispose of at The Lowest Prices ! SUBSCRIPTIONS RECEIVED For all the popular NEWSPAPERS ANB HAAZIMEK! which will be Delivered In any pari of Ike city. Portland, Feb. 7, ItffJ-Stf Arctic Soda. H AVISO AUDKI) VASTLY TO OCR facilities for dispensing this delight ful and licalih-iriviii ItevernKC, we would announce to onr former patrons, and the public generally, that weare fully prepared from one of t hone elegant Tuft's Arctic Fountain. to supply soda of the best quality in un limited quantities to all who may fuvor us with a call- BOTTLED SODA ! AND SArs&pAFilla ! WILL, DURIM THE SPRING and SUMMER. he delivered to families ordering through out i ne city. Dealers Supplied at Liberal Bate. A. CAROTIIERS A CO., REWABD i FOR AN Incurable Case! Xna. lx aicHAtrs GOLDEN BALSAM! Af tr lea yuan trial on this Coast has proven itself the only curative In a certain clan of diseases pronounced by medical practition ers as incuraMo. D..L3Bich.fl's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.1 cures Chancres first and second s'ages. gores on ttw Legs or Body; Bora Ears, Eyes, Nose, kc; Gopper-oalond Blotches, Syphilitic Catarrh, Diseased 8calp, and all primary forms of the disease known as Syphilis. Price, 5 per bot tle, or two tor ft. t Dr.LiHichtfi GOLDEN BALSAM 1.0.2 cures Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic Rheum, tism, Pains la the Boars, ) lack of the Neck, Vh cerated 8 jre Throat, Syrhilitic Rash, Lumps and Contracted Cords, Stillness of the Limbs, and eradicates all disuses from thesystim, whether caused by Indiscretion or abnse ot mercury leaving ibo blood pure and heathy. Price, H per bottle, or lx tor $8. Dr. Ls lichan's GOLDEN SPANISH AH- tilote, for the Cure of Oonnorhoea, Gleet, Irri tation. Gravel, and all Urinary or Genital disarrangements, Price, f ICO per bottle. Br. Le Rishaa's GOLDEN SPANISH IN- Jeetion, a wash snd injection for severs eases ot ttonarh, InflammntiTy Gleet, Strletuns, and all diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder. PriB),IJOporbjttle. Also Agents for BE, IE BICHACB GOLDEN PILLS for S-ioiiml VcaLnnw, Klrht Emls slons. Itapoten 7. mid slN'iserwaarisinitfroo Masturbation and exc fi-Itb btit. I rice, f3 pjt bottle. The genuine Colpix Balsam is put np only in reutid battles. On rem lot of Price, loom medic tries will be sent to all prts of the Country, by express r mail, s- -or'ly packed and free from obser vation. Hole Agent. C. F. RICHARDS k CO. X Whotasals and Retail Dramrtsu and Chemists. 8 w. cor. cisy MI Strata. Sac i'raaaisee.OBl $111 PATENT MEDICINE. is ll.lH:,,nV..in-.;y Vinegar Bltlera are not a me Fancy Drink, made of Poor Bum, Whtoky, Proof Spirits and Refuse Llqiors. doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the taste, called "Tonics," "Appetisers," "Restorere," Ac., that lead the tinnier on to drunkenness and I rain, but are a true Medicine, made from lav nallVD twnm uu ww w, v free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Blood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigor ator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter, and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it. refreshing and in rtgoratlng both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt In their ac tion, certain In their results, safe and reli able in all forms of disease. No Person can take these Bit ters according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Head ache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight ness of the Chest, Dizziness. Sour Eructa tions of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the ottsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints It has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of Its merits than a lengthy ad vertisement. For Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement Ls soon perceptible. Far Inflammatory and Chronic Rhensnatlsm and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally need by derangement ot tne uigesu ve 'or Skin Diaeauea. Eruptions. Tet ter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, nous, larouncies, iung-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorallons or the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use or these Bitters. One bottle In such cases will convince the most Incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse tne Vitiated Blood when ever you find its Impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples Eruptions, or Sores : cleanse it when you find it obstructed am sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when It 1 foul; your reelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Plnt Tape and other Worms, lurking In the system of so many thousands, are erJectnally destroyed and removed. Savs a distinguished physiologist: There is scarcely an Individual on the race or the earth whose body is exempt from the pres ence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements or the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposit s that breed these living monsters or disease. No system or medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmintics, will free the system from worms like these Bitters. Mechanical Diseases.-Persons en gaged In Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Typesetters, Gold-beaters and Miners, as they advance in life, are subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this, take a dose or Wai.xkb's Vinkoab Hit ters twice a week. Billons. Remittent and Inter mittent Fever, which are so prevalent In the vallers or our great rivers through out the United States, especially those or the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many others, with their vsst tributaries, through out our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during sea sons or unusual heat and dryness, are In variably accompanied by extensive de rangements or the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in fluence upon these various organs, is essen tially necessary. There ls no cathartic for the purpose equal to Da. 1. Walkm's Vine gar Birr ana, as they wtu speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or Bias's Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled neck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skiu, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as in all other constitu tional Diseases, Waliiii's Vincoab Bit this have shown their great curative pow ers in the moat obstinate and Intractable cases. Br. Walker's California Vine. Er Bitter act on all these cases in a Uar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects ot the Inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts re ceive health, and a permanent core ls effected. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walies's Vinboar Brr tkss are the best safe-guard in cases or erup tions and malignant revere. Their balsamic, heating, and soothing properties protect the humors of the auc.es. Their Sedative prop erties allay pala in the nervous system, stomach and bowels, either from inflamma tion, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Direct!, take of the Bitten on going to bed at night from a half to one and one-half wute-glissful. Eat good nourishing food, such as beef-steak, mutton chop, veni son, roast beer, sad Vegetables, end take out-dear exercise. They are composed of purevemtabie ingredients, sad contain B. BL BleBON ALB CSV, Dggtats a Qea. Art., San Franctseo. Cat, Amis wMiB(4et mmI oiuvtftM stst. H. Y. 010 BY ALL DRUGGISTS DaUIsTM. R Rs Ri j CURES THE WUBST PAINS IM FXOM ONE TO TWENTY MiBTTEBI. NOT ONE HOUR Aftff Hit atnnlMMBt awS mjnt SUFFER WITH PAIN. IADWAY'8 READY RELIEF IS A CURS FOR EVERY FAIH. It tu lb 8rl tad U TEE ONLY PAIS REMEDY Tkal luUnUgr How Ikt mott icrocluiif ptlu, I1m lataouMtlaH, u4 m Cumntwoi, alxtaar l At Unci, 9wb, &!, f MM " "rpsi, by M afsflcaon, IN FROM ONI TO TW1NTY M1NUTK9. Mi Ute bow Tioloolof Mcrwtlatli It sal RHEUMATIC, Bad-rOwM, barm, CtlfM, Nm Ntunlltc, or aratnttil wit ditcau uiav suw, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDXEtS, INFLAMMATION UF THE BUDDI, INFLAMMATION OF THE SOW ELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUMOB, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT UREA HUNG. FALMT ATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA, CATARRH, INFLUENZA. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM. COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS. Tkttrrtkallmoi tha KEAUY RELIEF la t part or ptrU warn tbt pain ot dtOciilljr uUn UI afford aaH wl comfort. Twenty dropl In ball a llutbln ol waltr will la a It awmeau curaC'RAMPS, SPASMS, SOUK STOMACH. SICK HEADACHE, HEARTBURN, DIARRHEA, DYSENTERY, COLIC, Vi.,U i.N THE DOWELS, and all INTERNAL PAINS. Travilm ibould alway, carry belli, of HsoV war's Kndy NtlWr wlafc tbtm. A Itw rop la waur wHlprvatilckBtaaor painttromt'haiitaolwaut. It U btilar thau Ftwcb Rraud ot UitUn at a tUmolaat. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE enrtd for fifty cam. Thm t act a nmadla) aftat la IfaU world tbat will ran F,' aad Aim, aad aU otbor Maiari'rut, Siliout, ScarUl, Typbmd, Yellow, and otbat Fer,r (aldad by KAI WAY'S FILLS) to o,okj at RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. Filly renti per bottle. Sold by Draftlm. HEALTH! BLMTT!! STRONG AND TURI RICH I'.LOOD INCREASE OF PLESH AND WEIUH1 -CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL. Sr. RADWAY'S ii Bssolreit HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES j SOqUIUK.SO RAPID ARE 1 HK CHANGES THI BODY UNDERGOES, UNDkKTHE INFLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE, THAT Every Day an Increase in Fleah aad Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Cvtry rlrop of the SARSAPAR1LLIAN RE30LT ENT eosBawsfit! tbrofjfb tbt UiwJ, SwhU, Urk, and otbtf fiuittl aA juirei of Iht ij lUm tbs tfr tf Wtt, tor it npairt tb wuUi f the body with new mi etDd maUrisl, ScFofula. Syf-Lilii, Couiu-ntoB, Glaa dolw rlliww, Ulctn la tbt Tbrokt, Mouth, Tiuaoti, NotVt 1b lb Gluda ftiul otbsr parts of lb ij itsm, 8m It, StnmoM DiMhargts fn iht Ear. Mil the wwH hn. of Skin liuuti. Erupitont, Fivtr Sorot, Bnltt Head, JRlif-Worrn, Salt Rheum, Eryilpclsa. Acne, Itch Spoti. Wiiraia ( the hlb, Tumon, Caocm hi tho Womb, Msl all weakening and paluful diirharjt. Night Sweats, Lou of Bponn, and ail waste, of tb lift prlaoiplf, ara within tho curative raap of thtl woo der of Modtrn Cbomistry, and a few days' uu will prove to aay person otlag It for either tf tbow form of diitaat tU poteot power to curt them. If tht pallcat, dally htfotvinr rvdarrd by tbt waits aad decomposition that It continually (wngtttlnf, tot cetdi la armtlng ihtnt wastes, ai d main Ibo oaaM with Dtw milerial madt from hea thy blood aad this tbt 8ARSAPARILLIAN will and does wrnrt- 31 ot only don th 8aMsPaaiLt.ua Ruaoti b-jt txtfd all known remedial aftnts la tbt euro of Chnok. Scrofulous, Constitutional, and Skin diatam; but It tht only potltivo curt fct KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINT Urinary and Womb ditcasee, Gravel, Diabetes, Drop-, Btojnjnwt of Water, Inn ailaonct of Urine, Brlfht'i Db ease. Albuminuria, and In all cart where there art brktdust depotiu. or tbt water b thkk, rloady, aiioa with wbftancei llhtho obiu of an rn, or threads lib white silk, or tbtrait a morbid, dark, bAlotiiappsvaranca, and white boaedtift dtpcnlu, and when then H a prkk Inf , bttrnlDf aruatloa whvn pacing water, and pain la tht SbmII of the IWk aad alonf tht Loins. Priaa,$l4L WORMS. Tb, oaly known aad tn llmr Jy Air WORMS FIN, TAF,e4c, Tumor of 12 Year Growth Cured by Hndwny' Jtendvemt Dr. RADWAY'S perfect I j taiteltnt, sltfantly tutted with sweet rum, porje, rttalatft, pnrify, clvanto, and itrenftben. nanV way'. PtlW. for the cur of all disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Rladder, Nervool Pleeasee. Heodache. Coastlpation, CottUfnesi, Inifrstloo, Djs Kit. HlloasMfif, Bilious Kever, Inflammation of tha til. 11 lei, and all lraaprntnU of Ibo Internal Viscera, Warranted to ffet-t a positive ran. fatly Vswetablff, containing no tnenury, niiutrali, or del lertoui drtin, A law iaM of RADWAY'S PILLS will Am tka rrtUta frawi all th, aoovv-aauwd tlifordern. Price, M eeoUperooi. SOLD BY DRUGG.STS. BEAD FALSE AND TRUE." SaaS or latter aaa a, rabway CO, No. tt Warn StroM, Newport. lafonaalkm wort laoutaaat will h m HOLLOWAY'S Ersry Han His own Piiysicia O-vuTioisr. Tn5, immense drmanil for HOMWAT'rJ PIT.t and OINTMENT Has trnintarl nuprinciplfd prdu tocouiittrfeit tSawTala aWi ntxiicintw. in order tunrotfct thcpuli ir en.l ounwlit, w n its isauw a new " 1 rn Mara," ( inof an Kryptian ri i clt of atirpent, wit Ilia lnt ter II lit the centre. Every boa of fert tlin QtH.i.t)WAY'it 1'ii.i.h and Ointment wtU in v.. tbie trade mar it oa it ; noes amfcvBoia tti'.itwtt it. K. Y. Chemical un., aui. r.rrletars, lrtlrw I il.-.WW XVSS CKANK A miHiJIAM, (wnFiAnHsoii.Csj. U) Sol Agwats for the I-adde Coast. pal Mve