L P Fisher ALBANY, OREGON, JULY 11, 1873. NO. 46. VOLUME V. How n Beb Mood Bnd Treatment. During the war P. was captured by Captain Hum, and then, as lie lay alongside the road in a state of blissful unconsciousness, ho was picked up by Captain Yank. Now P. was over forty live year of age, did' 't belong to "the army, and was mad as a hornet at being disturbed in his slumber, and refund decid edly to get into one of the wagoi.s. "Pitch him in, hoys," said the officer, and through the ah he went oue hundred and ninety pounds) and lit on his back on a pile of corn. There he lay, abusing every one around him." until the wagon he was in stalled in a mudhole and bad to be unloaded. "Get down from there, reb," houted a Sergeant to old P. "1 didn't put myself up here, and I won't do nothing to criminate myself." '"Throw him out, boys;" and out he went, and liked to have burst as lie hit the ground. After unloading and getting out of the hole the Sergeant ordered P. to get in again. "I'll be darned if I do; I didn't put myselt here, and 1 ain't noth ing to do with myselt." "Throw him in, boys;" and tour men took hold of P., and after two or three preparatory swings, away ho went through the air and lit like a hornet on the corn. Another breakdown, and P. was dercd to crawl down again "I won't do it," he roared. "I'm tour prisoner, dod duru you, and 1 ain't going to take control of myself "Throw him out, boys;" and out be was pitched. "Get up," said the Sergeant, after tne wagon was repaired. "Go to the devil," replied P.; "put your prisoner in yourself; I ain't' 'sponsible." "Get up, there,'' shouted the gergeant to the driver; and off they drove, leaving P. in his glory. That was the hardest nut, the 8ergeant says, he ever met. Old P., on rinding himself his own man again, hoisted his Hag and trotted home, swearing he knew the articles of war better than all the Sergeants in the United States Army. Shove Your Tbeth jnto That!" There is a boy in our achools who wears a green velvet anit which is broken out with bell buttons. There is a great change in the boy since he commenced to go to school, several months ago. He was then but a trifle better than an untutored savage, although we frankly confess we don't know what an untutored savage is. Mis first xperience in the school was a spell ing lesson. While the class was crohn? through the exercise, he sat oo the platform near the teacher, and locked his hands across ins knees and watched the class very inteiitlv. The first was ransom. " I !y gracious!" said he, drawing lis breath hard. The teacher gave him a reproving lxk, and went on muIimiIu. "Thunder and light ning, what a word!" he cried, in a storm ot delight. Again the teacher nailed him with a look, and pro- Osculation. At this he mat rained himself UD to his foot. and shrieked out in a perfect frenzy - . . a a a . of ecstasy, "liy goueys, gentlemen, last shove your teem into wuwr This broke up the lesson. Corvallis has p'enty of fat beef; and the prospect for blackberries thereabouts is fine; and a snag.puller is at work a few miles below the city improving the river; and the brass band, undsr the leadership of Mr. Lour Kitttt, n making fine progress in the art of "tooting," and will discourse on the Fourth, we teruftom OmtH, An Exciting Scene. The following stirring scene Is given in tlit San Francisco Chronicle of the 23th ult : An exciting scene occurred on Thursday forenoon at the menagerie connected with the circus now ner fbrmhig in this city. Jnt after 'the cages had been driven under the tent after the parade, the large sea lion broke out of his cage and dashed ncro3 the arena in the attempt to escape, lua moment all was confusion and excitement. The horses, which had not vet been unhitched from the wag ons." became frightened, and reared and snorted, kicking over their trices anil becoming generally badly mixed. The drivers shouted and plied their whips in vain to get their hopes in order again. The elephant was badly frightened and danced a polka around hi-Tpost in the attempt to get away. The nionkevs chattered with fear and leaped frantically back and forth in their cage. The lions became greatly excited and added their loud roars to the general noise and confusion. The royal Bengal tiger paced his cage ex citedly, lashing his sides with his tail, and giving forth fierce and excited growls, and all of the other animals partook of the excitement. Several men seized ropes, and, surrounding the sea lion, threw them over turn, hut the noose, slipped off as fast as he was las-ooed. At length he was caught by a noose just behind his fin. He became fearfully enraged, spring ing furiously across the arena at Ms captors, with distended jaws and flash in" eves. Several times they narrowly escaped being bitten by the infuriated animal. He was tied to an iron post driven in the ground, but struggled so violently as to pull it up. He was then tied to one of the cages. He struggled so violently and his strength wan so great that he pulled the cage oiwi wuirnii nver on their side. After a protracted struggle be was secured, jttst as the Manager, Mr. Coles, gave orders to shoot mm, aim oruer mm unlet was soon restored among me frightened and excited animals. A coupel ot dogs were having a dispute on the oppite sides of a slat fence in Worth nriagewaier, Mat., the other morning, when one otthem, letting his valor get the best ot his discretion, plunged his head through the 6lata in the hope ot nipping his antagonist. The head went through nicely, but would not null back. 1 he other pup, seeing his foe was in chancery, leisurely commenced eating up tne front part of his head and ears. hero was "music in ine air aooui that time, and the yelping brought the juvenile owner to the rescue He took in the situation at once and freezinflr on that don's tail and bracing against the fence, lie pulled his level best, for a moment u was doubtful which would give way first the tail, the head, or the picket; but with a final surge the boy brought away the pup, minus the biggest part of both ears. The first jump that that dog made when loose was something over twenty feet, and with a continuous wail of grief he disappeared around the cor ucr.Danbury News. Two lawyers, returning from court, one said to the other: "ive a notion to join Kfiv. Mr. 's ehuroh; been debating the matter tor some time, What do you think of it?" "Wouldn't do it," said the other, "Well, why?" "Be cause it would do you no possible good, while it would be a g. eat in jury to the church." Tlie Salem Mercury tells of a softish fellow there who tried to reach his latter end because he wanted a woman who didn't want him, San Francirco county jail had 313 prisoners in it on the 20th, and 40 more to be added. Accessions there are lastly many. Idaho City called no grand jury at the hut session of its District Court Had no criminals to work on. Scarlet fever is visiting among Ban Fraoowoo people. Wnl worths Lust letter to bis Wife. The trial of Frank Walworth for the murder of his father, Mans He'd Tracy Walworth, the author, is now under way in New York City. On the 27th ult., Mr. O'Conor, counsel ti the young man, read the following letter, which is Walworth's last letter to his wife : May 307 o'clock in the Morning. Prepare yourself for the inevitable I am getting over my wasting fever, and shall be out of my room in a few days. I am going to call upon my children; my heart is starving tor their caresses. Make the interview, when I come, just as easy and pleasant as possible. I cannot stay from them much longer; I will seee them peaceably, it 1 oan, or with a tragedy if I must. Their little faces haunt me, as they are mine. Popish cruelty must bend to the demand of a father's heart, or the Walworth name goes out in blood. Keep Frank Wal worth out of my way; you have taught him to hate me, and his presence or obstruction in my way will only excite a fatal exaspera tion. I want to see my little grrls, and come away peaceably. Beware that you do not in any way amuse the frenzy which you have known to exist since you left me. There is a plausible way to deal with me. I shall have my rights under that decree, with no further legal delay or expense. I have conceded promptly every right to you under that decree, and now I am going to see my children, ami you shall not bring them up to hate tlieir loving father. Eliza Backus has written to me that you will do it if you can, from your associations with them; and then I shall shoot you and myselt on these door-steps, for I have nothing further to live for. Do right, Ellen Hardin, aud you will find me prompt to do right. I am a broken-hearted desperado. Save this letter for lawyers and Courts, if you please. God is my lawyer now; not that remorseless brutal God that you and Eliza Hackus and C. A. Walworth wor- ship, but the God that planted love for my little girls in my heart, and that says to the bereft tiger, "Kill!" Oh, you wretch! that kept me two years from the little hands and hearts that love me; your only excuse was my poverty and misfor tune. Should ray children refuse tji sneak to me iu tlie street at Sar atoga, and I shall say to myself ihatsw is teaching them all to hate a broken-hearted father, all is lost, and a tragedy must come. When I know, from the conduct of the little girls, that you have taught them to hate me, that moment two pistol-shoUs will ring about that house one slaying you, the other myself, I know you have no personal fear, no more than I lave; but we both must die when the discovery reaches my brain that you have estranged my young- chil. dren from mo; if my little girls do not love me, then my iife is value less, and I shall die with a feeling of luxury and rest. But you will have to attend me to the spirit land; the God of Justice demands it. But if you do right under that decree all may be well; but now my heart is agonized for my little children, and if you had comraou sense you would know how to ap. preciate the danger. The Enterprise says there is a water supply project on toot for Oregou City. No doubt they need more water. Yamhill oounty farmers are elated ; crops fine wheat up to a mane ears and climbing. Mr. Logan, near McMinnville, haa a row of potatoes on his farm three milea long, avrt the Reporter. A Misguided Book Agent. A book agent entered the open door of a snug Pittstield, Mass., cottage one day last week, and nodding to a trim, brightlookmg little woman who sat sewing by the window, commenced volub'y to descant on the merits of a great work which he was for the first time giving mankind an opportunity to purchase. It was a universal biography, cook book, dictionary, family physician, short-hand in structor, aud contained, besides a detailed history of every important event that has transpired in the world from the apple incident and Adam's fall to Credit Mobilier and the tall of Congress. The work eantained 5,000 chapters, all with running titles. The agent, after talking on the general excellences of the volume about five minutes', commenced on the headings of those chapter and as the woman did not say a word to interrupt him 1 felt that he was making a conquest, and he rattled away so that she shouldn t have a cnance to say no. It took him nearly halt an hour, and as he breathlessly went on the sweat started on his forehead, and he made convulsive grasps at his collar, and when he hnislied he had hardly strength enough left to put on a bewitching smile and hand her his ready pen wherew th to subscribe her name in the order book. She took the pen. but instead of putting her auto- urauh on his list she lifted a scrap of paper from her work-box and wrote in plain letters: "Imk dkfe and dum." He said not a word, but the unutterable things that he looked, as lie turned to the door, would fill a library. Exchange. A Story op Sing Sing Prison. Edward Strngess recently entered Sing Sing Prison a second time. As usual with many of the second term men, Strugess has a story con nected with his former imprison ment. He was known at that time as Edward Hoyt, and with another convict became the hero of what is known as the "Swill-tub Escape." His "yarn" is to the following effect: In latter part of last July lie and bis "nal" bavins obtained by some moans false covers to twoof the large tubs used to carry the refuse mat ter of the prison, got into them, placed tlie false covers on top and the balance ot the space bemg tilled with garbage,awaiteu with as mucn contentment as the case would al low the development of their little game, the retuse matter or ine prison is bought ny a man living at some distance and it was planned lietween Hoyt aud his friend that they should wait until they were out of sight of the guards, and then, knockinn the driver senseless with their sand clubs, escape into the neighboring woods. Hoyt described with much vivacity tns reelings at. the slow manner in which the boy who was driving progressed, and whom they observed through the holes in the sides of the tubs get off at several spots to buy pies and other matter, and the curses not loud but deep which they uttered when he at last began a game of ball by the wayside with some other urchins, undmindftil of the feelings of the contents of his tubs. "I bore it pa. tiently until the wagon stopped about the middle ot Main street,and than T (tuva un. for a confounded orean-man stopped also in front of us,ai dcommeneeu pij'g, . v -Balloon, boys! Up in a Balloon!" and I said after that tune it was no use trying, ami I got up and so did my triend,and just then the keep ers, who hail missed us,came along, and we followed them back to the prison as gracefully as our streaming and highly odoriferous garment! and persons would permit. The Indianapolis Journal says that during his stay in this city, General Sheridan was conversing with a few friends touching his mili tary experience and campaigns, when he said: "There is a mighty sight ot romance and a great many interesting episodes connected with the war, that historians can never get hold of. For instance there haa been a great deal said about the battle of Winchester, a little affair in wich I had a hand. Well it was a pretty square fight, but do you know that battle was fought on the strength of information which I obtained from a young laxly in the town of Winchester, aud if the reb. els had known she was giving it to me they would have hung her in a minute. I was very anxious to gel Information of the rebel strength and movements so as to know just when and where to strike them, but I did not know how to get it Finally I heard of a Union young lady in Winchester who could be relied on if I could get word to her. Her name was Miss Wright I think she is in the Treasury Depart, ment at Washington now. But the trouble was to communicate with her. One day I heard of an old colored man living outside of my lines, who had a pass to go into Winchester to sell vegetables. I sent for the old man, and on talking with him found l.im loyal, as all col ored folks you know. Finding he could keep a secret, I asked him if he would undertake todeliveralet ter to a young lady iu Winchester. The old fellow said he would. SJo I wote a letter on thin tissue paper, and rolled it up in a tinfoil. It made a ball about as big as the end of your thumb and I told the old man to put it in his mouth de liver to Miss Wright, in Winches ter. He went off, and in about two days came back an answer rolled up in the same piece ot tintoil, i iouna I had had struck a mighty good lead, and I followed it carefully till I got ad the information I wanted. The girl gavo me more important informtion than I got from all other sources, and I planned the battle ot Winchester almost entirely on what I got from her. She was a nice girl, ami true as steel. UlIMORUVM. When a wife in Turkey forgets to keep the suspender-buttons sewed on her husband's trowsers, she is patted on the back for half-an-hour with a pine board an inch thick. Hero is genuine repentance; A precipitate Detroiter is miserable at discovering that his wife inherited half a mil lion just after he has pro cured a devorce from her. A County Commissioner in the western part of Maine, on inviting some lawyers to inspect the new court-house, quoted the solemn lines of Dr. Watts. "Ye sinners rouud, come view the ground Where vou will shortly lie A Teuton, disgusted with dis. respect of Good Friday by the Yan kees, exclaimed: "Mein Gotts! Mein Gottsl .Vat a country! Vat a beeplee! Only two holy days and one is Fourth of July, aud the other April Fools." A young lady, speaking of one of her aversions, said the severest thing on record : "He's almost a perfect brute be only lacks in stinct" A Boston paper twits Philadel phia on the tact that it never had a decent fire yet. Ben. Butler's son, who is at West Point, is said to be cheekier thau the old plan. A ladv who "lived fifty fears wiin iter nusDBixi, uwu w fidout hope of a better life."