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PUBLISHED EVEKY KKIDAT,
By COLL. VA. CLLVE,
IN REGISTER BUILDINGS,
Cormr Firry and Firtt Strettt.
TERMS -IN ADVANCE.
itae year Thrve dollars.
Mt months Two dollars.
lm;it copies Ten cents.
AUVKKTISLM. RATKS.
Transient udvurtiscinents, per square of
n lines or less, nrst insertion fz ; eacn
subsequent Insertion )1. Ijirer stiver
tuuments Inserted on the most lilH-ral
terms.
JOB WORK.
Having received new t jTe, slock of col
ored inks, cards, a Gordon juiitf r. etc., we
are prepared to execute all kinds of print
ing in a better uuuiner, and fifty jier cent
cheaper than ever before offered in this
city.
Ajrents for the KeicMt-r.
The following gentlemen are authorized
to receive and receipt for sulwcriptions,
adrertiflinff, etc., for the RwitsTtK :
Hiram Smith, Hiirrislmrs;.
(. P. Tompkins, Harrtsluir.
Peter Hume, Brownsville.
W. R. Kirk, Brownsville.
J. U. Irvine, Scio.
T. ii. Reynolds, Salem.
L. P. Fisher, Snn Fninciseo.
D. P. Porwr, Sliedd's station.
PreeiM Witness.
f happened to be in court the
other day just as Sam Dunlap was
called to the witness box. Sara's
testimony had to do with events
which had transpired years before,
and when the counsel for the other
side took up the cross-question, his
evident aim was to show that the
witness, at the period in question,
must have been too young to bear
a reliable memory ot the events
therein occurring.
Jar vis was the lawyer a stout,
pompous, loud-voiced man, whose
favorite pastime was the brow-beating
and hectoring of witnesses.
With a fierce look, and with an ad
monishing motion of his right fore
finger, he opened his battery
"Now,Mr. Dunlap, you swear
positively to those events which oc
curred two-and-twenty yiars ago?'
"I do, sir," replied Dunlap, with
a meekness untouched and untroubl
ed by the bluster.
"Remember, sir," tbunderd Jar
vis, with awful emphasis, "you
are on your oath. You know the
penalty of perjury. You had bet
ter not offer here testimony which
is not of your own personal knowl
edge Now, answer me, sir: how
ld are you?"
"Somewhere about thirty-three,"
replied Sam, after a moment's re
flection. " What do you mean by that, sir?
Don't you know your exact age?"
The witness shook his head in
mild, meek silence.
"What, sir," cried Jarvis, with
a withering look upon the witness
and a triumphant glance toward
the jury, "don't you know your own
age? Don't you know the date of
your birth?"
With a nod and a smile, and
with a mildness which was like the
gentle falling ot the sunshine, Dun.
lap answered:
"Not to my own personal knowl
edge, sir The only light in my
possession upon that matter 1 have
gained from others. I was un
doubtedly present at the date of
which you speak; but my extreme
I might say, my infinitesimal
youth at that paticular period of
tame found me so devoid of mental
power that I dare not, in your pre
sence sir, swear that, ot my own
personal knowledge, I know any-
tbpjEMeut it. 1 am tree to confess,
wfr.tml have no remembrance
thereof whatever."
The genial corrugation of the
fate of the court was a sign that a
general smile would hetoleiated, and
veral of the jury smiled audibly.
Sam's testimony was not shsLati.
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ShrlitatoNee.
PhhcJi recounts the sights he
would like to see, as follows:
The sisjlit of a large coal-wagon
unloading at our door, at the cost
of a kind friend who wished to
show us his affection.
The sight ot a statue put up by
public subscription, and proving
not to be an eyesore to the public.
The sight of a wholesome, honest
Union of Workmen tor putting
down the hireling agitators who
live by causing strikes.
The sight of a whole column ot
theatrical advertisements without
one single puff in it.
The sight of a four wheeled cab
which neither jolts, nor rattles, nor
smells horribly of smoke.
The sight of our bran-new silk
umbrel'a, which was taken by mis
take (of course) tor a very old
alpaca one we found left in ex
change tbr it.
The sight ot a pew door in a con
venient position, opened tor us
gratis when we desire to listen to a
fashionable preacher.
The sight of the wewwofan Kng
lish public dinner, where French in
teligence is shown in both the se
quence and selection of the dishes.
The sight of pictures hung "upon
the line" at the Academy, fur reason
of their merit, although painted by
outsiders.
The sight of some of the half
sovereigns, not to mention the five
pound notes, which on various sham
pretexts, we have been constrained
to lend to out-at-elbow acquaint
ances. The right of a few rays of con
tinuous bright sunshine, enough to
reinstate our faith in the actual ex
istence ot a working solar system.
The "finest site in Europe," or
namented with a building to sup
plant the dome and pepper-boxes,
and which should be truly worthy
of the situation.
The sight ot a photograph of our
self, which in our own private
opinion, really does us any justice.
The sight of an improved speci
men of omnibus, which you can
actually sit in without tear of being
suffocated, and which will positively
carry you as fast s your own legs.
The sight of an advertisement seek
ing for us as the next of kin of a
rich somebody or other whom we
have never herd of, who has left us
all his property.
The sight of a new form ot Con
stitutional French Government,
founded on eternal principles, and
capab e ot enduring for upwards of
a twelvemonth.
The sight of our own butcher's
bill, with steaks and legs of mutton
charged at the same price as when
we began housekeeping.
Tee sight of a new patent ma
chine for washing shirts without
knocking the buttons off.
And, finally, a "sight of money"
paid by some good fairy of the
future to free us all from income
tax.
Said an eminent person, whose
gift of money-making seemed to his
neighbors to quite outstrip his gifts
of money, "True, I don't give much,
but if ye u only knew how it hurt
when I give any you would not
wonder.
An exquisitely dressed young
gentleman, after buying another seal
to dangle about his person, said to
the jeweler that he would ah! like
to have ah! something engraved
on it ah! to denote what he was
"Certainly, certainly," did the
tradesman, "I'll put r cipher on it"
A DVKKTISEX ENTS.
IIMRI.r, sal ICS.
General Business taraice Agent.
Notary rTitllo.
SPECIAL ATTKNTJON given tolhend
Judical Ion of accounts. Collections 1
made In all pans of the Slate.
Offlw next ilons above H-c Mho store. !
Urst street, Albsny, Oregon. vflnw
MABBLE WOIIKS.
MOXttOiiTsTAIGER,
Dealers in
Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs,
Head and Foot Stones, i
Executed In
California, Vermont and Italian
Marble.
SALEM, obkgon.
BRAJM'II SHOP AT tl.lt T.
I OUT OF THE FIRE!
s. j. Mccormick.
IS HAPPY TO INFORM HIS NUMER
OUS friends, petrous, ami the public in
general, that lie has
HE . OPENSD
THE
F hanki i Booh Store.
AT
19 FIRST STREET,
(NEXT TO CENTRAL MARKET!
wlih a complete stock of
Kehool Hooka,
stationery .
ltlnnk Hooks,
(old Pens,
Cnllery. Ae., Ac,
Which he will dispose of at
The Lowest Prices !
8CB8CMPTIOSS RECEIVED
For nil the popular
VII.M'A.MIIN A.I HUitZIM:
which will be
Orllrered In nny part of the elty.
Portland. Feb. 7, lsT3--.'31f
Arctic Soda.
HAvnra adder vastly to our
facilities for dispensing ibis delight
ful and health-jfiviiiK leverage, we would
announce to our former patrons, ami the
public generally, that wearefully prepared
from one of I host' elegant
Tuft' Arctic Fountains,
to supply soda of the best quality In un
limited quantities to ail who may favor us
with a call-
BOTTLED SODA I
Sarsaparilla!
WILL, DURING THK
SP RI WO aatt SUMMER.
lie delivered to families ordering through
out ihe cltv.
Bealem NnpplM mt Liberal Sate.
A. CAROTIlEItS A CO..
BEWABB
FOB AH
Incurable Case!
XDR. IX RICHATJ'S
GOLDEN BALSAM!
After ten years trial on this Coast hat
proven Itself the only curtlvr In a certain class
of diaeaset pronounced by medical practition
er! u incurable.
Br.LeBichai'j GOLDEN BALSAM ki
caret Chancres first and second stages, Sores on
the Legs or Body; Sore Ears, Eyes, Nose, Ac.)
Copper-colored Blotches, Syphilitic Catarrh,
Diseased Scalp, and all primary forms of the
disease known as Syphilis. Price, $5 per bot
tle, or two for f). t
Br.Lsliehai'i COLDER BALSAM lt.2
eons Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic Rheums,
Usm, Paint In the Bones, Packet the Neck, CL
cerated Sore Throat, Syphilitic Rash, Lumps
and Contracted Cords, Stitmess of the Limbs,
and eradicates all disrates from the system,
whether caused by Indiscretion or abuse of
mercury leaving the blood pure and healthy.
Price, S3 per bottle, or lw. for $9.
Dr.Ls Eickai'i GOLDEN SPANISH AR-
ttdote, for the Care of Gonnorhcea, Gleet, Irrl.
tattoo, Oravel, and all Urinary rr Genital
disarrangement. Price, 12.50 per bottle,
Dr. Le Rita's GOLDEN SPANISH IN-
Jcctlon, a wash and Injection for serere tears
of Gonnorhoa, Inflammatory Gleet. Strletnres,
snd sll diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder.
Price, 11.60 per bottle.
Alto iguti for BB. LE BICBAU'S OOLDEl
PILL8 tor Seminal tVrslint . Meht Emit
alons7tmpotn7, and sll (lietes arising from
Maaturbstioa and eisnlv abuses. Trice, S3
per bottle. The genuine Gouwa Balsam is
put uponlv in round bottle.
On reo-lpt of price, these medicine will
be sent to all psrts of the r, unify, by tiprest
or malt, se 'wily packed and free from obser
vation. BOW agent,
n r nmisiM a m
$1,010
X
Whole! and Bttail Drasgists and
CMBltMB, .W. '"J ewar
I. ate, Cy Pacio, OaL
PATE XT MEDICrXE.
JittiJ'.f I.U.tLX J J.V.
iiianaaiiiMiiaa
Vinegar Bitten are not a vile Fancy
Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whisky, Proof
Spirits and Refuse Llqaors, doctored, spired,
and sweetened to please the taste, called
"Tonics," "Appetizers," Restorers," Ac.
that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and
ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from
the native roots and herhs of California,
free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are
the Great Blood Purifier and a Life-giving
ITInctple, a Perfect Renovator and Invigor
ator ol the System, carrying oil all poisonous
matter, and restoring the Wood to a healthy
.condition, enriching it reiresning anu in
vigorating both mind anil body. They are
easy of admlnlstrallon, prompt in tneir ac
tion, certain In their results, safe and reli
able la all forms of disease.
No Person can take these Hit
ter according to directions, and remain
long nnwell, provided their hones are not
destroyed by miners! poison or other means,
and the vital organs wasted beyond the
point of repair.
Dyapcpsia or Indigestion, Head
ache, l ain in the Shoulders. Coughs, Tight
ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructa
tions of the Stomach, Bad Taste In the
Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in
the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred
other painful symptoms, are the offsprings
of Dvspepsia. In these complaints it has
no equal, and one bottle will prove a better
guarantee of Its merits than a lengthy ad
vertisement. For Female Complaints, In yuan;
or old, married or single, at the dawn ol
womanhood, or the turn of life, these Toni.
Bitters display so decided an Influence that
a marked Improvement Is soon perceptible
For Inflammatory and Chronic
Rheumatism and Gout, Dyspepsia or
Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver,
Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have
been most successful. Such Diseases are
caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally
prod need by derangement of the Digest n ,
Organs.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions. Tot
ter, Salt Ktieum, Blotches, spots. Pimples.
Pustules, Bolls, Carbuncles, King-wunu.-,
Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch,
Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name
or nature, arc literally dug up and carried
out of the system In a short time by the use
of these Bitters. One bottle In such cases
will convince the most Incredulous of theii
curative effects.
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood When
ever you Und its impurities bursting throuit I
the skin In Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores ;
cleanse it when you find It obstructed am
sluggish In the veins ; cleanse it when it 1
foul; your feelings will tell yon when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of tin
system will follow.
Pin, Tape and other Worms,
larking In the system of so many thousands,
are effectually destroyed and removed.
Says a distinguished physiologist: There Is
scarcely an Individual on the face of the
earth whose body Is exempt from the pre-
ence of worms. It Is not upon the healthy
elements of the body that worms exist, but
upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits
that breed these living monsters of disease.
No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no
anthelmlnltics, will free the system from
worms like these Bitters.
mechanical Disease.-Persons en
gaged in Paints and Minerals, inch as
Plumbers, Typesetters, Gold-beaters and
Miners, as they advance In life, are subject
to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against
this, take a dose ot Walker's Vinegar Bit
ters twice a week.
HI I ion. Remittent and Inter
mlt ten t Fevers, which are so prevalent
In the valleys of our great rivers through
oat the United States, especially these of the
Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes
see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado,
Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile,
Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many
others, with their vast tributaries, through
out our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, and remarkably so daring sea
sons of unusual heat and dryness, are In
variably accompanied by extensive de
rangements of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in
fluence upon these various organs, Is essen
tially necessary. There la no cathartic for
the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vim.
gab Bitters, at they will speedily remove
the dark-colored viscid matter with which
the bowels are loaded, at the same time
stimulating the secretions of the liver, and
generally restoring the healthy functions of
the digestive organs
Scrofula, or King's Evil, White
Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled neck,
Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent
Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old
Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes,
etc., etc. In these, as In all other constitu
tional Diseases, walier's Vinegar Bit
ters have shown their great curative pow
ers in the most obstinate and Intractable
Dr. Walker's California Vine
gar Bitter act on all these cases In a
similar manner. By purifying the Blood
they remove the cause, and by resolving
away the effects of the Inflammation (the
tubercular deposits) the affected parts re
ceive health, and a permanent care Is
effected.
The Aperient and mild Laxative
properties of Dr. walker's Vinegar Bit
ters are the best safe-guard In esses of erup
tions and malignant fevers. Their balsamic.
healing, and soothing properties protect the
humors of the fauces. Their Sedative prop
erties allay pain In the nervous system,
stomach and bowels, either from Inflamma
tion, wind, colic, cramps, etc.
Direct ions.-Take of the Bitters on
going to bed st night front a half to one and
oDe-half wine-glassful Eat good nourishing
food, such at beefsteak, mutton ebon, veni
son, roast beef, and vegetable, and take
otrKJoor exercise. They an composed of
pnrelyvegetable Uurredkntt, and contain
k. h. Mcdonald co.,
DmggUU k Gen. Agu., San Francltoo. CaL,
Aeor. Washington snd Chart too Ms,, K.T.
OLD BT ALL DMOGOMM A
R. R. R
Miy's RsaQy " Relief
cms run worst palms
IN FEOM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES
NOT ONE HOUR
A fin ratios nil ttTtrtlmuat m u; n,
SUFFER WITH PAIN'.
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
IS A CUKE FOR EVERY PAIN.
II Um Sr ati U
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
Thai IniUfttly iIom lh mott n fovUiic lum, ilv
iButMUnaalioOf. Mil fttfti CoVllsMt, bktwr f La
Luiist, SloaUrU, fciwtti, it otiici kUdu i 7 -tdAa, by wtm
apjUr.ttietit
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES.
Nn TfitlUr dow violottor uerociatitg tb pair lto
RHEUMATIC, Hr.i rU.ltn, inarm. CnUa, NcrT.ut,
NeuitJitk, ot prottralttl with itkttmM uutv mUtr,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
will afford instant ease,
inflammation of the kidneys,
inflammation of the bladder,
inflammation of the bowel.-..
CONGESTION UF Tilt LUNUS,
SOKE THROAT, DIFFICULT UHEA1IIINU,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATAKKJI, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEUKALIIIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AOVE CHILLS.
Tfcippllnllonol Itu KEALVY RKL1EF U lb
pmrtor part, bt lb paia Of dibValty ,M, will
titer .1 ,ut comfort.
TwtnU drop, in half . tanbler of wtter will la a hw
nontau cun CRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUK STOMACH,
SICK HEADACHE, HEARTBURN, DIARKHKA,
DYSENTERY, COLIC WIND I.N TllE BOWELS,
ad all INTERNAL PA1KS.
Trmrilm boold alwiri carry -a bottlt at fttad
wuj'a Head; Keller wHb lb.ni. A Itm dn.pt m
waur will pra.tat lickDau or palol Iron, chalirr ul.it,,.
II it bailor thas Frtacb BraiMj) or Buurt at a okualauk
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE cured for Efty aula, Tarn I
Oct a remedial agent, in On. world Ibev will care Fare'
and Aruv, and all olber Maianotu, BilM'ia, Scarlet.
Typhoid, Yrllow, and other Fe.era (aided be RAIL
WAY'S PILLS) w am., as KADWAV'S READY
RELIEF. Fitty emu per botll,. bold tty Dru(l,U.
HEALTH! BEAUTY!!
STRONll AND PURE RICH !ILOOI-!NCREA9E
OF FLEtiH AM) WE1HT-CLEAR SKIN AND
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION bEVUREDTU ALL,
Dr. RADWAY'S
tat
HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES;
SOQ.ni-K.Sil RAPID ARE Tilt 1'IIANl.E.s THE
BODY UNDERGOES. UNDER THK INFLUENCE
OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE,
THAT
Every Day an Increase in Flesh
and Weight is Seen and Felt.
THE GREAT BLOOD PllFlEit.
Every drop of the SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLV
ENT ttxnmanicAln thruagb lite Blood, Sw.r Lrini,
Aiibl other fluid udjuiuvi of Uta iy.em th vigor l
lift, for ItrepAin th wutH of ihe L iy with u and
ound oiKterStl. Scrofula, Syphilis. ConictoptMB, Qlr
dultw diJMM, Ulctn In tb Throat, Mouth, Tuniv
, Nodti 1b thf Gtiudi and other part of the lyitno, Soi
Iy, Stratnoni Dirwhafgot from tlia Ears, and lb warti
frrt. of Skin diMaaci.'Cruptioni, Fever Sorei, Scaitt
Htad. Rirjg-Worrj., Salt Rlieam. Eryi-ptat, Am.
Black Spati, Worma in the Flash, Tuinon, Cacrv 1b
the Wonih. and all veakenlsf and palafwl diharB
Night SwaaU, Lou of Sperm, and all waitei of to
life prlaciplt, art within the curative range of thu woa
der of Modern Chemistry, and a few da) V ttte will pram
to an y portoa atslig It fur eitlvsr of thaat tUrtu of d
It potool power to curt Ihttn.
If the patient, daily becoming redarnt rv ihe vail
ad ctftotnpoaltioa that it conlTatMlly priretaiag, tv
eeoda to amatiag tbeat wutei, auil rriiairt tk h
with new material made km healthy ll(vtr svtvd
Uf SARSAPARILLIAN will and dri ure.
Not only doe the SauaraBUUaH RaaotMHT aiotB)
ali kaowa remedial agtnk la the rurt of CkniW
Rtroftilofia, Cotutitnllonal. and Skin dtecaaei; bat II ft
It, oaly poaitlf ear fur
SIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS,
L'rinary and Womb dlaBHt Urave I . DtabeUa, Drowa,
SUrprmgt of Water , laiMliece of Crinsj. Bnghl'e lKv
atua. AlhamiBBrta, tud la all cam where thero ato
Irrickdtut depoeiu. or the atr ta thick, rloudy, bLsob
with oBrMtaace Ilk the while of as egg, or thread hav
while tllk, ot there le a isorhM, dark, bilioui appswaraB
and white Umedu.l dopwlte, aad whea :h.-re is aprltV
lag, bwniRg unaatioB bo pouieg water, and pola tk
Ik StBtil of Um Back aad idong tiie Loitu. IMce, tjl.d.
WOBMS.
Tb. alr koewa aad rare Rented, for WORMS.
UN, TAPE, etc.
Tumor of 12 Year' Growth
rent by jRariemy' Xrmlvent.
Dr. RADWAY'S
Perfect He Pis,
perrWll, larlelaaa, eleaiill, Matal with awett rara,
!"'" cl'a, aat .tr.n.tbrn. Rati
waj'i rati, lot lit cor, of all dlwrwm of lb, Sloraaek.
Jjeer, Bowel,, EldoeTl, Bladder, Nrrroui Diaraeav
HfclS:,.Co,"l,i?'! Co.""". dle.ll(, Dew
aetata, Bilkwuu, Bllimi Faen, Inftammatio of Q
Brw.la, rilae, aad all Deraaaermou of the lateroal
Vlaci. Warraoted to ,tacl a poiitl,, cur,. Far,!,
VaMtbla, cat tela lot to menace, (Uremia, or aeav
A few dam of RADWAY'S PILLS will free Hat
er from all tbe abore oamed dliorden. Prlet,
eta an bo,. SQLD BY DRUtlOISTS.
READ M FALSE AND TRITE." Seat one lollea
taaa ta RADWAY A CO , No. 31 Warm Sweet,
New Yerk. Ufvmatlo wortb tbttaaatdi will be Mat
HOLLOWAY'S
Vi lb, J Si
U' rfyfX
Eyery Man bis own Physician
GAXJTI03ST. '
THE Imractiw tl'Tnttn.l for TI01.I)AV Y'S
1 I'JXM nrl OINTMKNT lf,,t teinptftt
anMntipHN fmr.w tuuuunti-rfcit ilMrwvalu-
tlri'i mtttllcitluN.
iti ortl.T itApnitdc thrrmVIr nil r)Brv-lve,
it' I, vr UM new " Trifle Mark," ninsiat-
inrofan rjrvptiiin rirrla of n avrrwut, with
t'lei Istirr H Im ihe rentr. Everjr imx i.f k'. ii
tit. f Hw.i.fiWAV' Pii.is ami UiaTxaN-r will
-v thia tra.lv luuk uu it ; uuiu arc Rrttuiu
i-.ti-i.it tt.
'. Y. Rtttatietlitm,, nn,, :'.-erttori,
ewYos.
CBA.V'C A liRIGMAM,
... . . 8n Frsnclsco, C!.
Uj lol AgeHt for tbe Paolfla Co .