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Agent far the Register ,
The following gentlemen are authorized
to receive and receipt for subscriptions,
advertising, etc., for the krsistkk :
Hiram Smith, Harrisburg.
O. I". Tompkins, Harrisburg.
Peter Hume, Brownsville.
W. K. Kirk, Brownsville.
J. B. Irvine, Scio.
T. H. Bevnolds. Salem.
L. P. Fisher, San Francisco.
D. P. Porter, Shedd's Station,
(.'has. Nickell, Jacksonville.
An early spring lumping out of
ftwul of lv sJnlrvAr in tta mnvnirifp
JCVI WV V IftltAjR all VIKJ UIVI UUIg
A mor(e)-bid craving The auc
tioneer a
A shrewd old Yankee said lie
didn't believe there was any down
right cure for laziness in a man ;
' bat," he added, "I've known a
second to hurry it some."
" Jfy dear, you should keep those
beautiful, new slippers in your
drawers when you leave the desk,
to go out, so they will not be cov
ered with dust when Mary sweeps,"
said a neat wife to her husband.
"Couldn't think of it my dear. The
weather is so cold I prefer to keep
my legs in drawers when I go out,"
was the heathenish reply.
George "Oh, I do love the
Central Park so! I prefer it to
Switzerland, really !w Mabel
"Why, George, you've never been
to Switaerlandf" George "No,
hut I've seen it on the map, and I
don't like the Jooks of it at all."
The poet of the Lynchburg Neirs
hasn't been particularly lucky. In
an ode to hn girl, he says, "Keen
is your sorrow, but keener is my
grief." The compositor who lost
his undermost nickel on the top
row, the night before, set up, "but
keno is my grief."
A Kansas girl visited a house
where her lover's body was lying,
at Osawatoroie, last Monday, and
was so deeply affected that she
asked the lady of the house : "Mrs.
S., have you put up any apple but
ter yet T
A country merchant received the
following note, delivered by a small
boy :
"mister Greau
Wunt you
let mi boy bev a pare of Ezy toad
shux?"
"My dear, black brethren," said
a preacher to his sable audience,
"God bless your black, greasy
hides, when you get to the good
world, you'll be japaned all over
with glory."
An old German while on his
way from Indianapolis to Lafayette,
froze his nose. While thawinz the
frost out of that
very
necessary
member, he remarked
"I no uu
baf carried
deretand dia ting. I
that nose forty-seven years, and lie
never treezed hisself before."
Josh Billings says: "Mackrel
inhabit the sea generally ; but thow
which inhabit the grocery alwus
taste to me as though they had
been fatted on salt. They want a
deal of freshening before they're
eatm, and also afterward. If 1 kin
hev plenty uv mackrel fur break
fast, I can generally make the other
two meals out uv water."
The Titusville Press says : Titiis
vilie was not the birthplace of the
'father of his country," but we
have a man rending liere who slip.
ied up on a muddy crossing this
forenoon and sat down on a roll of
butter lie was carrying home, and
instead of swearing, he simply r.ise,
scraped the butter from his pants
into the paper again, and went on
at if nothing had happened.
Thk Absest Minded Men.
The absent-minded man propounds
the following conundrums ;
Did you ever write a letter to a
dead relation, and only find your
mistake ont when you wanted the
address ?
Did yon ever stand before the
glass for three-quarters of an hour
wondering where yoo had seen that
face before.
Did vou ever no on
you ever so on sineine a
verse of a hymn after the conjrre-
.: u-j u..:.t.j ,0
gat ion had finished some time?
Did you ever light a cigar with
a ten dollar note, and then stick
the lighted end in your mouth ?
Did you evef meet your father
in the street and wonder who that
rum looking old buffer was?
Did you ever run yourself until
a perspiration trickled from your
(rows, looking tor your pen and
spectacles, one of which was behind
your ear and the other on your
forehead ?
Did you ever hang yourself over
the back of a chair in place of a
top-coat?
And did you ever sprinkle your
strawberries with salt, pocket the
silver forks, drink out of your fin
ger glass, or scratch somebody else's
back for your own ?
Spots on the sun a boy with a
freckled face.
IseeManeaMM.
Portland has 69 streets.
There was once an old woman
who, in answer to a visiting almon
er's inquiries as to how she did,
said : "Oh, sir, the Lord is verv
good to me. I've lost my husband,
and my eldest son, and my young
est daughter, and I'm half blind,
. . . 1
and I can't sleep or move about for
tlie rheumatics; but I've sot two
teeth left in my head, and, praise
and bless His holy name, they're
opposite each other " That old
lady was grateful for small favors.
A Down-East editor says his
experience in journalism teaches
him that there u nothing in this
world that will so disgust and sick
en the general reader as to learn,
after wading through the particu
lars of an awful accident, that
there is a prospect of the victims'
recovery.
Berks county, Pennsylvania, has
a hydrophobia panic, and with
good reason, for forty-seven mad
dogs were killed in one township
alone, last week. Men, cattle, and
sheep have been bitten in the most
wholesale fashion, and the most in
tense excitement prevails through
out all that region.
It is the opinion of a number of
Eastern newspapers that the law
repealing the franking privilege
also repeals the provision allowing
a free exchange of newspapers be
tween newspaper publishers.
A Boton brute beat his wife
black and blue, the other day, and
when the court was over she was
lieard to say : "Thank God, I can
sell my bed and pay John's fine."
An Englishman, recently travel
ing in Wisconsin, wrote home that
the West was a great agricultural
country that every house he saw
was a barn.
Eighteen million suns belong to
our firmament More than tbur
thousand such firmaments arc visi
ble, and every increase of telescopic
power adds to the number.
Three short-honi heifers were re
cently shipped from Kentucky to
Lord Duumore in Scotland.
From 8,000.000 to 10,000,000
sheep are boiled dowi. annually fur
their tallow iu Buenos Ayres.
A Terre Haute base ba Hist caught
a coal oil lamp on the fly, hot from
the hands of his infuriated wife.
An Iowa Postmistress has thrown
up her commission and cultivates a
120 acre farm.
Fifty joumaiisU connected with
the American press, died
last year.
during
A iw orchestra with a thousand
performers is to be started in Iaiii
don. Pioche, Nev , lately had a but
ting match between colored men.
DRY GOODS, ETC.
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well selected stock of
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Gentlemen's Department
we offer the latest styles in CLOTHING,
the best in UNDERWEAR, the nobbi
est TIES ami SCARFS, the nicest
U LOVES and GAUNTLETS,
and the "ton" In BOOTS &
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We keep constantly on hand a full as
sortment of
SHOT GUNS,
SHOT-POUCHES,
GUN-TUBES,
POWDER,
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Our
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embrace all stees and styles. In the line of
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Crockery,
uifusware,
Fruit Jars,
POCKET & TABLE CUTLERY,
Nails,
Tobacco,
Domestic Goods, &
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our stock is full and complete.
tar call and examine goods, jajj
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Dealers in
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Head and Foot Stone,
Executed in
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Narble.
and Italian
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FOB AN
Incurable Case!
X
DR. LE RICHATTS
GOLDEN BALSAM I
After ten Tears' trial on this Coast las
Proven Itself tbe only enra tire la a certain rlaia
of disuses pronounced by medical jtactttioB
ers ss incurable.
Br.Leliefcio'f GOLDEN BALSAM He.i
cures Chancres first and second stages, Sores on
the Legs or Body; gore Ears, Eyes, Nose, kc.i
Copper-colored Blotches, Syphilitic Catarrh,
Diseased tealo. and all ntaun forms of the
disease known as Syphilis. lMco, $ per bot
tle, or two for .
Or.L)Bickao,i OLDER BALSAM Ko.2
cures Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic Bhennta.
tlsm, Pains ia the Bones, Tsckof the Ne k, 11.
cerated 8m Throat, Syphilitic Utah, Lumps
and (Jon tracts Cords, Mifhcss of the Limbs,
snd eradicates all dlses from tbe system,
whether caused by Indix rrtlon rr rims? of
mercury leaving the blowl pure and heal. by.
Pries, i per bottle, or twi for St.
Br. Ls Iciaa's GDLDES SPANISH AN-
tldote, for tho Ours of Of atnorhoa. Gleet. Irri
tation, Gravel, sad stl t'r'ntry " Genital
disarrangements. Price, V.iu r buttle.
Dr. Le Hi Inn's G9LDLH oPAKISH IN-
Jetton, a wh aal Inject to" fir Severe cases
of OjaTtTiisi, Inflinsmrtcry Clect, Rtrlctuns,
ml all dhwsyis of Iho Kidneys Slid Madder.
I'd; i, $:.i9p'jrbit;o.
. ijnti trm.12 nenrs GCIBEU
HIiTaB 6r S-miiiil V irimt, KlfM Fm's
dotw,Inv n 7, -id i 1 .mi ten i rtslmt fn rt
dswinatiou t-t'J i -;t pre , hr . r re.
-r brttls. Tint p mihis Crm.K TJuauc is
;t n; nnlria ton I Iwf'i .
On Tie lit i t yri-e, iLne ndl. lnen will
bis.-ntl ii-Hpirtsrf the r untry, I ixrrefs
rm- l,f y piefed r.nd fan from obwr-
fi, v nwraABD i- co
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V,bolaa: an I Tt'ts'l Vni.ilf and
Chemists. H w. cr. V.tyk ham
Marts. Ban I raacisot; Cel.
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PATENT MKDICIXE.
TlMsrsur Bitten arc not a rile fancy
Drink, made of Poor Run. Whisky, Proof
Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced,
and sweetened to slaise the taste, called
"Tonics." "Appetizers," "Restorers," Ac,
that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and
rain, but are a true Medicine, made from
the native roots and herbs of California.
Dree from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They sro
the Great Blood Purifier and a Lite-giving
Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigor
ator oi the System, carrying off all poisonous
matter, and restoring the blood to a healthy
condition, enriching it, refreshing and In
rtgo rating both mind and body. They are
easy of administration, prompt in their ac
tion, certain In their results, safe and reli
able In all forms of disease.
No Person esua take these Bit
ten according to directions, and remain
long unwell, provided their bones are not
destroyed by mineral poison or other means,
and the vital organs wasted beyond the
point of repair.
Dyapepalst or Indigestion, Bead
ache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight
ness of the Chest, Oizsiness, Sour Eructa
tions of tbe Stomach, Bad Taste In the
Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the
Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain In
the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred
other painful symptoms, are the oflsprtngs
of Dyspepsia. In these complaints It has
no equal, and one bottle will prove a better
guarantee of its merits than a lengthy ad
vertisement. For Female Complaints, In young
or old, married or single, at the dawn of
womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic
Bitters display so decided an Influence that
i marked Improvement Is soon perceptible.
For Inflammatory and Chronic
Bhnmatlsm and Coot. Dyspepsia
Indigestion, Billons, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers. Diseases of tbe Blood, Liver,
Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have
been most successful. Bach Diseases are
caused by Vitiated Blood, which it generally
produced by derangement of the Digestive
Organs.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tet
ter, Salt Kheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples,
Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Rug-worms,
Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch,
Scurfs, Dlscoloratlons of the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name
or nature, are literally dug up and carried
out of the system In a short time by the use
of these Bitters. One bottle la such eases
will convince the most incredulous of their
curative effects.
Cleanse the Vitiated Blood when
ever yon And Its Impurities bursting through
the skin In Pimples. Eruptions, or Sores ;
cleanse It when yoo And it obstructed and
sluggish In the veins ; cleanse it when It I
foul; your feelings will tell yon when.
Keep the blood pure, and the health of the
system will follow.
Pin. Tap nmd other Worms,
lurking In the system of so many thousands,
are effectually destroyed and removed.
Says a distinguished physiologist : There Is
scarcely an individual on the face of the
earth whose body to exempt from the pres
ence of worms. It to not upon the healthy
elements of the body that worms exist, but
upon the diseased humors and slimy deposit
that breed these living monsters or disease.
No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no
anthelmintics, will free the system from
worms like these Bitters.
Mechanical Dlseeukes. Persons en
caged la pants and Minerals,
numo
Plumbers, Typesetters, Gold-beaters and
Miners, as they advance in Ufe, are subiect
to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against
i oi me:
dose ol
this, take a dose of Walku's Vinmub Brr-
nns twice a week.
Blllons, Remittent and Inter
mittent Fevers, which are so prevalent
in the valleys of our great riven through
out the United States, especially those of the
Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes
see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado.
Bratos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile,
Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many
others, with their vast tributaries, through
out our entire country during the Summer
and Autumn, tad remarkably so during sea
sons of unusual beat and dryness, are In
variably accompanied by extensive de
rangements of the stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. In their treat
ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in
fluence upon these various organs, is essen
tially necessary. There to no cathartic for
the purpose equal to Da. J. fiun'i Vink
oa a Bnrna, as they will speedily remove
the dark-colored viscid Butter with which
the bowels are loaded, at the same time
stimulating the secretions of the user, and
generally restoring the healthy functions of
uie uigesuve organs.
acromial, si
wefliaca. Ulcers.
r klafts Evil, White
, ttyahelas. Swelled neck,
Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, indolent
Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old
Sores, Eruptions of tbe Skin, Son Byes,
etc., etc fn these, as In all other esnsutu
tional Diseases, Walkkk's VtNsoaa Brr
wss have shown their great curaMte pow
ers la the most obstinate and intractable
cases.
Dr. Walker's California Vine-
Kr Bitten act on all these esse In a
liar manner. By purifying the Blood
they remove the cause, and by resolving
away the effects of the Hflammatioa (the
tubercular deposits) the affected part re
ceive health, and a permanent ears to
effected.
Tho Aperient and mild Laxative
properties of Dilw aula's ViNttun Brr-
raas are the best safe-guard to essss of erup
tions and mainmast fevers. Their balsamic.
ueauag, ana mining properties protect the
humors of the fauces. Their sedative prop.
srttet all
stomach i
lay pain to the nervous system,
aid bowels, either treat innamma-
Uon, wind, colic, cramps, etc.
Directions. -Take of tab Bitters on
going to bod at night from a half to one and
one-hall wine ajassha. Bat good nourishing
food, such as beef-Sleek, mutton chop, veni
son, roast beet and vegetables, and take
outdoor exercise. They are composed of
purely vegetable instants, and contain
no spirit
b. h. Mcdonald co
Druggists A Gen. Agta,,8tn franeisco, Cl.,
cor. Washington and Chariton Sis., N.Y.
OLD BT ALL DRUGGISTS A DftaUDaB.
R R R
Miy's MflfMef
CUKES THE W0KOT PIUS
IN FROM OH E TO TWEHTY MIHUTK8 .
NOT ONE HOUR
Aftw nsabg Sh ssittsbasssi t aay ea
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
(MIDWAY'S READY RELIEF
IS A CDS! rOS EVERY PAIN.
hwnlsaSntasSb
THE ONLY PAIN REMEDY
TsMt instantly itocw tht most scractttllng paint, l)a?
laAevmraftiUMt, sad emrw Congwtloni, wbaiaar f tat
Latin, stomsven, i
i, Bow.!, or mm wpuomh
Application,
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES.
No matter bow violent or nieroclating tht Mala tk
RHEUMATIC, Bd-riihlan, luttrai. Crippled, Ntrroaa,
Nturtlyic, Of prottrlt4 with tUaWeUt taay tufMr,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS.
INFLAMMATION Of THE BLADDER,
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
SORB THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION Of THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA ,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS.
Th.appllcaUM.1 Ik. JtKAOV KKLIXF k SM
p" or pvu vkm tkt pi vtltkoliTuUbwut
Suit NM uul oonfgrt.
TnatSNaimtatf atsnUataf nttrwIU ataaw
monau mn CRAMPS, SPASMS. SOUR STOMACH,
SICK HEADACHE, HEARTBURN. DIARRHEA,
DYSENTERY, COLIC, WIND IN THE BOWELS
at all INTERNAL PAINS,
Tiantoi iboslt atwam an -a aUh f Rd
w7' Beadj Belief Ha ikaa. A f.w anu a.
wain will aimat Srtiae m palu inm cbn. of oMat.
It h batter biai Fnack Srwd, or Btiun . a iumlut.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE canal for ttjr calk. Tim I
act mirM mgrni t late anrM laat wlU tna Ta.a'
and Ar, aad ail otkir Maiwam, MltMO, Serial.
T.fkoM, Yalta., aid oUw Imn (fUtiit RAD"
WAT'S PILLS) qlc at RADWAY'S READY
RELIEF. Fifty ccriU par bottle. Sola) ay Drliu.
HEALTH! BEAUTY!!
STRONG AND PURE RICH BLOOD INCREASX
Or FLESH AND WEIGHT-CLEAR SKIN AND
BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL.
Dr.
HAD WAY'S
Solvit
HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES
SO QUICK, I
BODY UNDI
SO RAPID ARE THE CHANGES THE
DEKGOS&tlNDER THE INFLUENCB
IrLUKNCK
ur THIS
THAT
TKULX WVHDSaniL
MEDICINE,
Every Day an Increase in Flesh,
and Weight ia Seen and Felt.
trary drop of ih. SARSAPARUXIAN RESOLV
ENT wiattnlmna lhnk tac Blood, Sweat, Urtaa,
mi otaor told, aod julcaa or Um ijnUn 0 Tiac at
Uh,w It repair, tktwajtaa at latMvwtta oaw tac)
wood material. Scforala, 87pB.UL, Couanptloa, Glacv
War tkaaaa. Ulcer, la the Throat, Monti, Tan,
Node. In the GUada ud otker parte of the ij itam, lam
Bra, hraaw DlarJursaa from taa Ban, aad Ikt IM
Mna: of Ski. dliaa.et, Braptloaa, Fanr Rant, Scald
Head, Rlaj-Worm, Salt Raram, Eryilpelu, Aon,
Black Spott, Wow la the FU.li, Tamon, Omn la
the Womb, and all .ectopia, ni aalafal diaeaarroa,
Nlfht Sweala, Uaa of Sperm, aat all .aatea aftta
m pn.al., are .llhl. the aomtlre no.,a of thU w
decelM.dera Chamlalry, mi a h day.' mm will wn
le aay araa MB It ear ettfcoe d Ueae farm, at .
IU poteat power to care taotn
If the patleal. dally taaaeahat II
by On
ana fleoumBoeicM Mat u ceauaMJlc a
ea la airiaSii laeat waatea, tad rcaaira the mm,
with aow maierieXmado from healthy .(soeSVcd ail
th. SARSAPARUXIAN .111 ud doi. eecMc
Rat oaly doe. the SaauF.aiu.un RcaOLmrnaet
all kaaara riajiilil area la la the can el Canada.
tvMmi CMrtltatkmal, aat BUa ilMaani leaTfi
the oaly poelU.e con fee
KIDNEY AND BLADDER 00MPLAINT8,
Drtaary aad Wamb tlaaaHO, Gnvel, Dahevn, Drain,
tlltaaa. of Wean, iMoaltaw of Urlaa, Brl(ht'. fifc.
wllvl.a,J I. all mm, .km then an
hckld.M dflroelu or the orate. I. thick, cloady, railed
with nWtaaam life tat white of aa en, oe thread. Hat
white rilk, or tbml..rdrt,fiIlr..pomU,
aad white booodoet tapoeite, tad whoa IheraW artthv
S'u.2SLr''l,
WORMS.
lt ni. ham aat aan Reaaedy far WORMS
PIN, TAPE, tie.
Tumor of 12 Yeare' Growth
Cured Hf KatUtmy't Be-elmt.
Sr. RADWATS
Meet FerpDri fill,
praoiy iineien, llegaauy mlM with aweet mna.
Baa
Headaclje. CoartlpMlo., CortlcaeN, Motion, D.r.
mala, Hteaaw, MlUe tnm, l.toita of 4.
Bewelr, Pttea, oad all D.aatwnaala of tkt latent.
Vlecera. Wacraated to tSVt a poalU.i can. Partly
llrtu?jiJ!r mm' """ "
A fcw attaa of RADWAY'S PILLS .111 (roe tkt
.yrtom from all tat ahtTHntt dkerden. Prtet,
ceata r hoi. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS,
tUb "FALSE AND TRUE." Send o letter
rdtrap la BADWAY A CO., No. M Warn. Street,
NewTaet. Ialin inllni wota ikiamfa .III he tats.
fn.
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