ALBANY REGISTER. v il . ,1... iUtUljl HfllwU ! PUBLISH KD KTEKV KKIDAY. By COLL. VAX CLEVE, IN REGISTER BUILDINGS, Conttr Fnry ami FirM Nrnti. TERMS -IS ADVASCE. on,' r Three dolTta U month ll,,, a SiltglB Copies Ten ten to- ADVERTISING KATES. j ten lino or lew, flint insertion 2. fluent ln?tlon M- UWJJ a ttoemehta Inserted on U aw "berai , trims. JOB WORK. ltavinir mvived new type, stock of col- j "T, it V..r is. fL notion toobet, etc.. we sBSLVnaaS!r3 cluier than ever wv oity. Aa-riii fir Ihc Be;lslT. The following gentlemen ure authorized la rwvlve and iverfpt tor ntacriptlon, advertising, etc., for the llEt.isTEB : Hiram Smith, Hnrrlslmrii. O P. Tompkins. Hnrris'uirg. Peter Hniae. Brownsville. W. R. Kirk. Brownsville. J. B. Irvine. Sclo. T. H. Remolds. Sulem. 1, P. Flstier, in Francisco. 1 P. Porter. Shedd's Station. Chan. Xtckell. Jacksonville. IimOIMH'K. If a hole made in a wall by a cannon ball is called a breacJr, would two such holes make a pair of "1 rise for information," said a member of a legislative body. "I am very glad to hear it, said a by stander, for no man wants it more." What is the difference between Mr filadstone and Snurseon when he is driving in a cab down Fleet ; street : une is a v humkm, the other is a minister cabin'-it. Mark Twain savs Franklin was always proud ot telling how he en- ! teretl rlnlauolpliia lorine nrsiume, with nothing in the world but two shillings in his pocket and four rolls of bread under his arm. Hut really it was nothing. Anybody could have done it. A sjiortsnrtn in Springfield, Mass , went out ft a day's shooting not long since, and mistakinga hornet's iiest tor a gray squirrel, he tired at and brought it down. Then, like the proud shootist that he was, he wont for to basr his same. He pick- m1 it nn. but he somehow dropped it ;.. oc ttwtnnh it. was hot. lie ! II, 1.1H ' ..". i, went home with only one eye open and more cheek than a lightning- rod man. A voil no ndV DV t ie name Ot ! .. , " '. i . 4 1 I I 'telle Brown, Wishing to lie III the : i-n.i.. A tl.a falwips i Mollies, Annies, Katies, and otner ies" of her acquaintances, had her INItlll" IS1II I7,lllfc'i i.fvii. '..' ,,r, J2 ' i. ; nf tho hereupon an exchange is ot the opinion that the sweet name of i . . , ilelle ought to be an exception io the patronymic rule. It says: Take for instance the case of that wag ot a farmer in Oregon, peter Ake, who had his daughter christened ir i l.i: i . t. ..-ill have her cards printed "Bellie Ake;" audit the other gins can her by that romantic name when she gets big enough to rastle, we'll reckon that there will be a lively time, and waft of hair and chignons upon the lialmy breezes ot Oregon immediately af.envanh. A contributor to Harper's Draw relates an old story thus : It is pleasant to become a parent; twice as pleasant, perhaps, to be blessed with twins; but when it cutues to triplets we are a little du iiiin's. Now there dwells in Jeifer. so,i county, Wisconsin, a worthy ( .erman who, a few years ago, was i.f,iiit,d bv his wi e with a son. i !ans said to her : 'Katrine, dat isli goot." A couple ot years later the good woman place! before hi istonished gaie a b iiincing pir ol twins. ; "el ," said lia:is,"datvash pet ter ash der oder time. 1 (Shrinks more as'i ten glass X'er on dat." But the good woman next time ;ave birth to triplets, and that made him "slip ke mit h;s moutli shust a fiddle," "Mein Oott, Katrine! vat ishde matter on you ? l etter you shtop dis piziuea" 'fore der come more ah a Tillage full, I g1 nyffmit such tiKtlishness, don't it !" The sugar crop of Louisiaua tliU year is estimated 130,000. A lieisrlilwriiia city chureli sex ton wants to try and prevent the congregation Irom shitting about anil ellAllirillir St8. hv (ll'Vli'lMllslv 3 , -j J : ' snnlvino- a eub of Ditch to tlieir ' persons as they enter the sanctuary. J I Ie says ''the church is no place to tool around in." 7he total deposits in the savings banks of Massachusetts are $184, 797,313 92, ci'ikin at Dpnison. Texas, taken . - - T , when the town was three months old, shows a population ot 3,010. The balance of trade against the 1'nited States last war was, in h001 ,mmbers' $118000'00()- Thf hnrsp in tin' l'nitpd .States are valued at six hundred and sixty millions of dollars. Three-fourths of the writing paper made in this country comes from llolyoke, Massacusetts. Chief Jestice IftClure of Arkansas, ! when off the bench, is known as . Poker .lack." Hae Khedive of Egypt is reporU etl to have proposed to build a new j pyramid. OR. VAXCLEVE'i Galvanic lAMoQifial Saprtsr -AND tTESINE RBtll'LAfOK. mm' ti..irrc rip Tlllia TVftTRI"ll-T JL consist principally in the sunport it i sives ro the abdomen and s'dne. The ben j is broad, sn iported lv suspenders pssslnsj nrnrilm nhmililniN. and Went ill shRif bv ! aeifeneni: inxtialvanic Plates, which give : ardensimt qnwent, Th, Dfl ..nt.it.M io .liar, ,2nli-nnti. tfu Cm ..nrlVnWiKiom m.i'b. nl'SiiK-l'V ttaStflm.ftf Copper and Zinc, to hollow, that injections may lx ihrovnithroiiRh it.oriutothe neck of the U tenia. It can be 90 regulate I by 1 p thumb-screw ns to meei any inai-posi- f t. it. i i, it., i !.. mm m me uierwhnuu " .1 meetlnsrtmy form of female disease. price, i. Patented A usns P). 1871, by W.S. VanClevc, rentralia, Illinois. Terrltory tor Nnle, or will receive Boynltjr for innniifacture. r,n r.'.ii. wi iiuiv ...... ..nuo .... 1 fiwtnrcandsclionthoPaelfieroast.npnly , U)C0U ,. vanci.eve. Albany .orc.-on j ; i For State or Territorial risthts to mnnu SASH FACTORY. BUILDHRS, ATTENTION ! , SASH, BLIND, AND DOOR I F A C T O It V S.lt. AI.TII'. I SK. J. KUTdtlM P. BACK K.N STO. ALT&OlJgfi & CO., I.jo i Street, on tlie Klver Bank, ALBANY, OBEtiOX. Keep on hand a full assortment, and are prcjiared to Kl'UNlSil TO OSPEB, D.soi'n, Suh, Blinds, Huldings, Such as a-.d t iter.; N. i'ANEi. bax & mxtiosi HOLD, Of aU siitcu. , INDOW AND DUOU FRAMES, F!o:ri?:, Hiding, And All otli tUimU ot IluildliiK Material . t LSO: PREPARED TO 00 MILL .. work, furnish slmkcr fens, zi?zK shakers, suction fans, driving pulleys of an v kind, nl onr factory on Lyon street (on the river bank), next below Markbatu's wnn hoose. ALTHOl'SK ft CO. Allaui) , reb. W, 180B.U DHY GOODS, E TC. P, (3. HARPER & CO. WK BEG l.KAVE TO CAIX THE AT; ten i ion of I he public to our law ami well selected slock of GENERAL MERCHANDISE consisting of the latest and mo;; fashion Otf UV U, I mp; ,n auiestyiesof DRESS GOODS! TKIMSHMeS. jM'gl'OM.ARK. MIA1VI.S, LACKS, KUBBUIUEHV and Fancy Notions. In the ' wn GeiltfcmClTS Department noma. 1.11,1 III, IIIH" ... ii. i.i Ir, rHKHVKAR. the nobbi est TIKS and SCARPS, 'he nicest Ul.OVKS mid t.AlNTl.KTS, and the ion" in BOOTS SHOE, wdille our SILK II. A 1 H are all the mgo. We keep constantly on hand a full as sortment of SHOT G-TJKTSJ, SHOT-POUCHES, GUN-TUBES, I'OWPKII, FLASKS, ; SHOT-BELTS, j POWDER, SHOT. CAPS. ! in fret, everything n the hunter's lino, j Onr Mirrors & Picture Frames ', embrace all sizes and styles. In the line Of J j G-HOOERSES, i Crockery. (.Iiubvrii.v, Fruit Jars. POCKET&TABLECJTLERY, Kails, ToSiacco, Domestic Goods, A WOOD & WILLOW WARE, our stock Is full and complete. CALL AMJ EXAMINE GOOES. Jfig Foster's Biilhllnff, rimt St., Albnuy. P. C. HARPEB & CO. MARBLE W0BKS, 5IOROE ic f,TAIEIi, Pealors lu Monuments, Obc!iks, Tomk, Head and Foot itonei, Executed in California, Vermont and Marble. SALEM, ORKfiON. Italian IIKANt'll KHOP AT ALUAXV. REWAED FOB AN Incurable Case! x 77L LE RICHAU'S GOLDEN BALSAM I 1 i.n TOr rlr.t on thin Tout hut proven itfe-lf tfto only rumiive in n a raucim of diese prinaunoed bymcdifal practltlon era aa incurable. Dr.Lelicta'a G3LDEH BALSAM Ko.i cares Chancres first tnd second sluRf s.Soreeon the lyga or II xly. Sore Ears. I'yis, Nine, fcc; Cipwir-cul ired DloU'bes, St:iUI1:i!c Catarrh, IHaowid 8:sl?,ld eU prim.-ry terras cf disease kni)ir:i as Syphilia. l'rice, ti 1 r bot tle, or two Sir $3. Dr.LoBiGh-a's COLrEM RALSiM Kg.2 euri Tertiary, Mereurial, fiyrWUtic Elmuna. tUm. Palnala Pi" Boms. Far ltd the Ki 1c, Ol carakd Bora Tlirwt, totJiUitlo Kah,I.timpa hndtjourracr,:;! is, roira.w ,il nil iim.'.(i,Ti n!l il i A ;uiS (ri m the tvntirn. whether esnaed by ndlacrftl.il cr rliw of mercury teaTin'? tuft i louti j op una " Price, $3 per bottb, or tw- !tr SO. Dr. Lb Hto's OLDEN SPJfflKHAH- tltlato. tot the Cu-o of Qonnorhom, (Ui rt, Irrl- i..tiA.. -i-... ,1 . .wl m 11 I'rM rv tY ifnlt&l i;nu;i, vravwi - - Uisarrangiraeuta. Prici $2.t0 ,ir UUU. Dr. Le Ella's G3LDLII tPATULH in- l.-o.n , swash t.n Inlretio- f r wvt ro nr.' s ol a.mnertvs, raiteTAtudery Clo t. (tojftertr. end ,11 diMiand tbo Wdncya and Kladdrr. PriM, 81.SJ VittW. Wio AtanU f-r El 1 3 T1CZLVH OCIUVT. "IljS fur WwWl .''xh".s. KJrM I'mic "'.ir.'I'm ! t, :..!d r'l :ao wstriklrfffr. n sfc ittrbfifce 1 siij I ;-r lvo a' ros. IiV.J ; vt b pis. T;i, r nidti' Petmx Casaoi to m. il l nnlT It M dbut'V s. " i r at pit -. IUh Mcitlclnes w!.i. til u nSt i:l p rt4d the .tint:? , Iv cxpro s r 1 1 r ',1 psekt-J an! live from obwr- vti.,u. A.T'i.'s, 1 o v nTrrrATtnt h no X Wlso'itaaJi and Retail I'ni(;i:!a and Ciietsl-tS. H W.eer. Cl.-y k NMH fcin . t. eu !'ra,lan. Cat x m Ana PATENT MEDICINE. Vlncffnr Illtter are not vUe Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whisky, Proof Spirits and RcMse Liquors, doctored, spiced, aud sweetened to plaase the taste, called "Tonics," "Appetizers." "Restorers," Ac. that lead the tippler on to drunkenness anil ruin but are a true Medicine, made from the native mots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They aro the Great Blood Purifier and a Llfe-glvtaff Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invlgor ator ol the System, carrying oir alt poisonous matter, and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching It. refreshing and In vigorating hoth mind and body. They arc easy of administration, prompt In their ac tion, certain In their results, safe and reli able in all forms of disease. No Penan can tnkc tnesc Bit tern according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head ache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructa tions of the Stomach, Bad Taste In the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints It has no eqnal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy ad vertisement. For Female Complaints, In young or old. married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon perceptible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheumntism and Gout, Dvspepsla or Indigestion, Dillons, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kldnevs and Bladder, these Bitters haw been most successful. Such Diseases ars caused by Vitiated Blood, which Is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. For Skin Ditcnucs, Eruptions, Tet ter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Uead, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of tho system In a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases will convince the most Incredulous of thcr. curative effects. Cleanse tUc Vitiated Blood who;, ever yon nnd its impurities bursting throu .. the sin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sore : cleanse it when you And it obstructed an eUugish In the veins ; cleanse it when it i foal; your feelings will tell yon when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Pin, Tape nnd other Worn:, lurking In the system of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiologist : There Is scarcely an individual on the face of the C.'irtn Wllosc UOQJ IS exeuipi lion, me jKs- ; ence of worms. It Is not upon the healthy j elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slliny deposit .; that breed these living monsters of disease. Jfo system of medicine, no vermifuges, no antheimlnltics, will free the system from worms like these Bitters. mechanical Discuses.-Persons en gaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Typesetters, Gold-beaters and Miners, as they advance In lire, are subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To gnard against this, take a dose of Walker's Vikeoar Bit ters twice a week. I Bilious. Bemlttent and Inter mittent Fevers, which are so prevalent In the valleys of our great rivers through out the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, James, and many others, with tlieir vast tributaries, through out our entire country daring the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during sea sons of unusual heat and dryness, arc In variably accompanied by extensive de rangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera, in their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in ftnenep nniin these various oreaus. is essen tially necessary. There Is no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinl oar Bitters, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels aro loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, aud generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, I'lcers, Erysipelas, Swelled neck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as In all other conslitu Uonal Diseases, Walker's Visehar Bit ters have shown their great curative pow ers in the moat obstinate anil Intractable cases. Dr. Walker's California Vlne Snr Bitters act on all these cases In a mllar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the Inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts re ceive health, and a permanent core la effleetcd. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vkmeoah Bit ters are the best safe-guard In cases of erup tions and malignant fevers. Their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the rauces. Their Sedative prop erties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach and bowels, cither from Inflamma tion, wind, colic, cramps, etc Directions. Take of the Bitten on going to bed a t night from a half to one and one-half wine-glassful. Eat good nourishing food, such as beef-steak, mutton chop, veni son, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely vegetable Ingredients, and contain no spirit. B. H. fflcBON AI.D CO., Druggists A Gen. Agts., San Francisco, CaL, A cor. Washington and Chart too Bis., X.Y. OLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS A DEALEKB. R. R. R. CCKIS THE WORM PAINS IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. NOT ONE HOUR After tMdlnc Ihli lTirUMml Md My on. SUFFER WITH PAIN. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF IS A CURE FOR EVERY FAIN. It wu lh firil tn J ii THE ONLY FAIN REMEDY Thlt tiuUntly itopt th nvoit icruclUag im, 1U? lontuimnttoiw, ami rum C'oujt-tion, lwthr of lb Luu, Stooupth, Bow-l, Uwr rbiuut or 'Vfuu, j om ftMHcliou, IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. N mrtUr how vio!onUr cruciiinK Iho uia U RHEUMATIC, Be.I-ritiaen( lutlriii, Crifilrd, NtrvoM Neuriiglc, or DnMtraunl wiUi dimil inv miler, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. INFLAMMATION OK THE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF THF. BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREAIII1NU, PALPITATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROIT, DII'IITHKRIA, " CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, , NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS. TboppltoUonoi Ih. READY RELIEF ta lb part or pull whin UM pain or diliiraUv ,n,u 01 afford eaw vut comfort. Twenty drop, in half a tnmbltr of water will in a bar moment, cure CRAMPS, SPASMS, SOUR STOMACH, S1UK HEADACHE, HEARTBURN, DIARRHEA, DYSENTERY, UOLIC, WIND I.N THE BOWELS, and all INTERNAL PAINS. Traveler! inould always carry a belli, of It nil -WSJ ResJ Ki-lliT with them. A few dropi U water will prevent ilceneu or pan. Irom chaii(e 01 water. It i, belter than French Brandy or Bitten as a lluiulaul. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cored for fifty rente. There I not a remedial .pent in tins world that will cur. F.v.r and Atue, and all other Malartoui, BUIoue, Scerlet. Typhoid, Yellow, and other Fevm (aided by RAD WAY'S PILLS) u qoloi a, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. Fifty centi per bottle. Sold by DramhU. HEALTH! BEAUTY!! STRONG AND PURE RICH BLOOD INCREASE OF FLESH AND WEIGHT-CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL. Dr. RADWAY'S Saispils Resolvent HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES : SO QUICK, SO RAPID ARE THE CHANGES THE BODY UNDERGOES, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE, THAT Every Day an Increase in Fleah and Weight is Seen and Felt THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Every drop of the SARSAPARILUAN RESOLV ENT coinmuiiWtw through the Blood. Bwcit, Urin, tad othtr fluid and juices of lhd lyitem the rigor of life, for it repair, the waites of ih body with new aud loaud material. Scrofula, Syphilis, Coninmptlon, Gla dular dkaue, Uktrt to the Throat, Mouth, Tumor, Nodes ta the Gland, and other parts cf the lyitem, Som Eyes, Stranoat)Ucfaargei from the Ears, and the worst lorn, of Skin diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sorts, Scald Head, Ring-Worm, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Acne, Blach Spots, Worms la the Flssh, Tumors, Cancers la the Womb, and all weakening and painful dischargee. Night Sweats, Lou of Sperm, and all waste of ta life principle, are wtthla the curative range of this woe der of Modern Chemistry, and a few days' gse will prove to any person using it for either of these forms of disease Its potent power to curt them. If the patient, daily becoming reduced by the waste and decompose itm that is conilnoally prom-estlng, ue cetd la arresting these waste, aud repairs the taosa with new material made from hea thy blood and thla the SARSAPARILUAN will and does srtirt. Not only dots tbeSuraai.iAN Rmolvixt excel all known remedial agents In the cure of Chronic, Scrofulous, Constitutional, and Skin diseases; hot it hi the only positive cure for KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS. Urinary and Womb diseases, Gravel, Diabetes, ftropty. Stoppage of Water, Inc. ntlnvnct of Urine, ItrighVi Uh tase. Albuminuria, and in all caees where there art rickdtut deposits, or the water Is Murk, cloudy, mixed with nbstances like the wfafteota f an en, or threads llk white silk, or there is a morbid, dark, bllioui appearance and white boneduit deposits, and when there is a prkh Ing, burning sensation when passing water, and pisln la the Small of Dm Rack and along tin Loins. Price, ti.uQ. WORMS. The only known and lure Remedy far WORMS--riN, TM'K, ale. Tumor of 12 Tears' Growth Cured by Radway't BeiolvrnU Dr. RADWAY S i perfectly lastelesu, elegantly coated with sweet gam, purge, rerilat, parifr. cleanse, and it rent; then. Rail way's Pill, for the core of alt disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Piseam, Headache, Constipation, Costlvenes. Indigestion, Dys pepsia, Biliousness, Bilious Fever, Inflammation of tat Bowels, Piles, and all Derangements of the latertUsI Viscera. Warranted to tflect a positive rure. Purely Vegetable, containing no meruury, minerals, or dels tenons drugs. A few dotes of RADWAY'S PILLS will fret the rystsan from all the above-named disorders. Price, S CMUlwrbos. FOLD BY DRUGG STS. READ u FALSE AND TRUE." Send one letter stamp to RADWAY A CO., No. tl Warren Street, New York. Information worth thousands will be scut HOLLOWAY'S Erery Man to own Pliysiciaii CTLTJTIOISr. mr.y i-ii-nins.! (1"H-mi1 JIOtWTAlf'S ' 5'llil.S ml OlNTMiiVl' lli lempteil irr .n'M'.i'i.'.l )ur.its .uuumiti ifeit tlicjuv.ilu ,, 1 1 Ki-vl:ift.. ... , in oilT iiii.ni'pi'', tlx-min I'1 unloiirsolTM. Xf I; (, Ii.eiui) u LfW "TrmlS Murk," nnisfaU rfiifrtfun Ks'vpiiim "inle of n lierix'in.witli ,", ,.fr..r H ill till' fc'illM. Kv-rr UuX l;f (JI'Il l l( ..,."WAy' V't l l TIet OlSTMHNT Will .... ri.j. tVwt lunik uu it , noun ui! ialu " ','.i'r'witii...i rrtetors, 'iwVoiit, ( HANK HKllillAM, Sri KniiiHsco, Col. 31j Kols AgUHU IWlke IMflllc Cmb1. T3 W Haf V , iiiimsMlfl