The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, February 07, 1873, Image 8

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Newspaper Page TextAL BAN Y REX 1 ISTE K. DRY GOODS, ETC. PATENT MKDICINE. PUBLISHED KVKKY FRIDAY, By COLL. VAX CLEYE, IN REGISTER BUILDINGS, Cotbt Firry nnfl Firt titrnit. TERMS Ql AIVASC. ne voar Three dollars. si month Two (loiters. single copies Ten cents. ADVERTISING RATES. Transient advertisoiiienti. iter fujiunT of k-n lines or less, Ilrst Inwrtlon i; raeh -Mibaetlimiit insertion 1. Urxcr ailvi-r-ttsemeaU Inserted n the moat liberal onus. JOB WORK. Having received new tyi, Mock of col ored Inks, oards, a (iordon Jobber, we tare prepared to execute all kinds of prtnt iilir la abetter manner. and ftftj me cent lieaper than ever before offered m tills ity. As nls Car Ifee Bitpr. The following Beatlemen are nut hoi-feed lo receive and receipt for subsmptUns, udvertislRB, etc lor the Reoistkk : Hiram Smith, Tlarrislmrij. . P. Tompkins. Harrtshttrg. Peter Hume. Brasvnsville. W. R. Kirk. Brownsville. J. B. Irvine. Scto. T. H. Remold, Snlem. 1,. P. Fisher, San Frawisco. D. P. Porter, SheddV Stntlon. Fletcher Shells. Bavnn Vista, Polk Co Chas. Sickell, Jacksonville. (HMMBKIH Much oPthe reputation tliat Peter I'artWTiglrt attained tor eccentricity w as no mote than an originality of illustration, which was not far-fetched, but the result ot careful obser vation. He lankly drew from that iutimsle ku jwlalge of nature which active. olserving mind could im fail to obtain in the early itineraitt lite jf the West. Many ot his Sbistnitions were tender and lthic, and at times one was mm1 Vv tlie brilliai cvand noetic $m of a bold enthusiasm, tounded ip Christiau falHi. But ordinarily ' tkere was a homeliness and quaint .iess in his manner of stating facts that never failed to attract. The comuioueht affairs of life, tlie sim plest objects iu nature, all forms of animal life, contributed to the com plete store always ready at his bid ding. A tew years ago, at Confer ence, ho was describing a minister on probation, against whom the ob jection was urged that he was too much a man of impulses ; at times sanguine and effective, at other times melancholic, and harrassed by doubts, even to the negleet of pastoral duties. The old veteran, who liad quite a liking tor the young raan, confessed that the charge was correct, but stated that the brother had many good quali ties, and felt certain that he would improve on a better circuit w;th a better support. 7'he Bishop re marked that religion ought to cure such variatioi.8 of feeling. "Yes, sir," answered Cartwright, "but a great many good people are in the valiey one day and on the mow;, taiu top the iiext ; they get very hot and then very coid. 1 don't know much alwut this myself, Bishop, for I never had any of thi li'jhtnin-bw nUgfoth Bkkf-tka. One pound of per fectly lean beef is cut into small pieces, placed in a strong bottle, corked, and set to buil in a pot of hot water. 7'he heat disengaging the juice of the beel gives, after three hours cooking, a strong and very nourishing liquid, into which tlie essential principle of tlie meat is condensed Let it grow tlior o.ighly cold before using, so as to remove every floating particle of tat, re-heat, season and serve. A teaspoouful of arrowroot stirred in while the beef-tea is heating makes an excellent addition, Trwky Yousru Man. Occa sionally, when the train arrives at Middleton, Conn,, a nice young man jump off and kisses the best looking girl at the depot, supposing her to be his sister. He apologises so nicely that the girls aie getting so that they look K r him regularly Huflio big brother will pull his nose yet. , . Cariba'di, it is sai j, has grown old terribly of late. He can walk only with tin; aid of crutches; his ting, rs an t.i.'U.rtid by rheumati ni, a' d he looks as ii" he won d uot teablif u. h avtf ins ris.dci.cf, c-f cept .. a lifer. u still xr fill in spile of!iiscrii.ple.l sU',in..i his face has prc.-i'rvcii iu fresli color and genial expression. Ill llOKOt S. A young man who was crossed in love attempted suicide recently by taking a dose of yeast powder. He immediately rose above his troubles. A blessed old lady being asked if she ever had her ears pierced by j the wail of distressed she couldn't I very well remember, but she believ ! ed it was done with a 'brk. ! "Assault with intent to lieoonie ( insane" is the way they put deadly attacks now. A literary correspondent of the j 1 ittsburg Gazette, signs himselPO. j Pbiddel Styx." An old lady, on entering a store the other day, said : " Why, it j can't be that you keep this store, j I yet ! I thought you had gone out j of business. I ain't seen your name i j or anything about your store in the j I paper for over a year, and every i body in our neighborhood thinks , ' you have gone out of business. I The chan who tried to lift him- self by tugging away at his boot-j straps has a prototype in Masking- J urn county, Mich., who recently at- j tempted to commit suicide, lie looned a rone around his neck, threw the other end of it over a cross beam, and pulled away vigorously with his hands, trying to hoist him self from the floor. After a tew pulls he would desist, and try to discover why he didn't move up, then repeat the operation, lie had not succeeded at last accounts. Took Ohio Uuuht to Havk SosiEfiHSti. l'resideut Grant oc casionally gets oft a dry joke that would rauk among Lincoln's best. Z'he fol owing is too good to be lost: When the vacancy in the regular army occasioned by the death of General Meade, was to be tilled, there were a great many ispirants with mauitoid c'aims. After hearing a good deal iu behalf of each, the President said to some friends that l.e bad concluded to appoint McDowell. " 1 le is a good so dier," said the President, and is entitled to the place, "and then, you see he belongs to Ohio, and, really, poor Ohio ought to have something." Those who know that the President is a native ot Ohio; that one member jf the Cabiuet and two on the .Supreme llench are from Ohio ; that a ma jority of the Hureau and sitb-de-partments are Ohio men, and that no office is ever vacant that Ohio does not want to till, will appre ciate the President's remark : " Poor Ohio ought to have some thing." SASH FACTORY. LTIUlKKS. ATTENTION 1 SASH, BLIND, AND DOOR f a c rr o ii y . Jk a, ALTII.ilhK. J. I'. BA Kl.SMO. tt KU'l III M. ALTUOVSC &. CO., S.jo., Ntret-t, ou tin- Kiver Baitk, ALBANY, OREliOK. KeOp on luuid a full assortment, and are IHvintml to FI RXISII TO ORDER, ijoor., asli, Blindit, und 3Ioldintfs, such as j I'KOWJf, V.ViKh BASO A NiXTTOS MOUl, J, Of all sizes. ' WINDOW AND DOOltTiAMLS. !i'l;ori)?K, Sitling, Awl I All.uUif Mmla oitn!liliiX X.terin. LS,i: iUKPARi'.D TO 1H) MILL wni'v. fttrBt&tl shaker fmi-. xUzaj; -linkers, iiitotfon f:ms, driving inl!eys t any kin 1. a; jr factory on Lj'ftn stri'e! .on i lie river Uauk), OMR belt MarkhttnV w'urehous,' ALTHOl'KE 00. Ai'wnj, rb, K', Wti-U P. C. HARPER & CO. TK B I.KAVK TO CALL THE AT t V tention of t be public tooor law and well selected itoek of GENERAL MERCHANDISE consist liic of the latest and most fashion able st vies of DRESS GOODS! ltKlOI.I.AHS:. SHAWLS. E.WBHOIDERY and Fancy Notions. In the Gciitlcmcii's lep:.rtmeni we offer the latest si vies in CLOTHING, the liest In UJflMKRWKAM, the nobbi est TIES and Sl'AHFS, the nicest til.OVKS and ti AI NT1.KTS, and I be "ion" In BOOTS SHOKS, while our SILK HATS are all the rage. We keep constantly on hand a full as sortment of SHOT GrTJNS, SHlrT-IXHTHKS, tilN-TlBES, POWDER, FLASKS, SIIOT-niCLTS. POWDER, . SHOT, CAPS, in fret, cvervthlupr in the hunter's line, Our Mirrors & Picture Frames embrace all sixes and styles. In the line Id GHOOERI E S , Crockery, Olasttware, Fruit Jan, POCKET&TiBIiEClTLERY, Nails, Tobacco, Domestic CJoodi, WOOD & willow ware:, our stock is full and complete. ear call axdf.xamise t;ooi s. jsp? Foster's nullrtlnir, First Hi., Albnuj . P. C. HARPER & CO. MARBLE WORKS. noxROU & i .-:!; r. Dealers In Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs. Head and Foot Stone, Executed in California, Vermont and Kalian Marble. SAI.KM, ORElio.N. BRAM'H NHOI ATALHAXY. REWAED FOB AN Incurable Case! XDS. LE BICHAU'S GOLDEN BALSAM! After ten Team trial on this Tout has proven itself tau only euraUve In a mtain class of dlwisscs proaonnced by medical practition ers as incurable. Dr. L.Bich-o's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.i cores Chancres first snd second s'agt s, Sores on th8leorBody; Sore Er, Kyis, Kose, ftr.; Cop;Hir-colored Blotches, Syphilitic Cutorrh, Dlsens d 8Ip, snd all primtry forms of thf disease known as Syphilis. Price, $i per bot tle, or two (or V. Dr.L3licl:a'lCraBAlSiMHc.2 cur s Tertiary, Mop-nr iul, Syphilitic Rheuma tism, Pains ia tho Bon, H, 1 m k, i tlioKr, k. Ik ccratod Bre Tiir.'Ot, Syi Utlitio Ijtsh, Lmpf an 1 Contracted Crds, Ktiti'mrs i f the Iiiuls, and eradkat'S all iV:h. a.,s tnui thuiysttm, whether cause! by ImVs-iitiin or ttw ot merisiry learinn the bio l yav snu fetal Ly. Price, ii per bottlo, or tv d r ?9. DaL3 Bishan's OLCEfl EPAIilH AN- I tUote, for the Cure of Oonnerkipn, Gl et, Irrl i t itli)M,4arvtl, and til I r i.ny i Ocuital disttrni.iments. Price, J.'.ra pi 1 little. Dr. L3 Ri-hri'a CUDISSFAK1JHIK- J'-llon. a wisl: tn inloflft" f.rsevirectKs el (.morh.Ti-, Ia'i5;.t rCUt.8lri tur. s eiil ill di, if I ho Eldnejw tud Eladdcr. V. , p r b tt: !. "3rl.TJ3 sm'uil V, r.; in.. KM I li: v,m.lnrt f '.i "'.. nd t "I ' rum : ir'm. It t;,; ' I CO m a , .-,:s end W 11,1 f if WM WiW:l;ijiiM Tincfrar Hi tiers are not a vile Fancy Drink, made of Poor Rum, Whisky, Proof Spirits and Refuse Llqnors. doctored, spiced, and sweetened to plsase the taste, called "Tonics," "Appetizers," "Restorers," 4c, that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They aro the Great lllood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and lnvlgor ator ot the System, carrying off all poisonous matter, and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching It. refreshing and in vigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their ac tion, certain In their results, safe and reli able in all forms of disease. No Peraon can lake these Bit ten according to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their boues are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head ache, Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight ness of the Chest, Madness, Sour Eructa tions of the Stomach, Bad Taste In the Mouth, Billons Attacks, Palpitation of the neart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Path In the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of Its merits than a lengthy ad vertisement. for Female Complaints, in young or old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters displ.iv so decided an Influence that a marked Improvement is soon perceptible. For Iiifluniuiutory and Chronic Rheumatism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Inter mittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. for Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tet ter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried ont of the system in a short time by the nse of these Bitters, tine bottle in such cases will convince the most Incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood when ever you find Its Impurities bursting thrum,-. : the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores : cleanse it when you find it obstructed at: sluggish In the veins ; cleanse It when it i foul; your feelings will tell yon when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Fin, Tape and other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiologist: There Is scarcely an individual on the face of the earth whose body Is exempt from the pres ence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmlnitlcs, will free the system from worms like these Bitters. mechanical Diseases. Persons en gaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Typesetters, Gold-beaters and Miners, as they advance In life, are subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this, take a dose of Walkkr's Vineuak Bit ters twice a week. Bilious, Rent ittent and Inter mittent Fevers, which are so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers through out the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennes see, Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savaunah, Roanoke, James, and many others, with their vast tributaries, through out our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during sea sons of unusual beat and dryness, are in variably accompanied by extensive de rangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful in fluence upon these various organs, Is essen tially necessary. There b) no cathartic for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Win Kit 's VINE oar BiTTiRB, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, doers, Erysipelas, Swelled neck, Goitrt) Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Affections. Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc. In these, as In all other constitu tional Diseases, Walker's Vineuak Bit ters have shown their great curative pow ers In the most obstinate and Intractable cases. Dr. Walker's California Vine- Sar Bitters act on all these cases In a mllar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the Inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts re ceive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vineuar Bit ticks ore the best safe-guard In cases of erup tions and malignant fevers. Their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the lances. Then Sedative prop erties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach and bowels, cither from luflamiim tion, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Directions. Take of the Bitters on golug to bed at night from a half to one and one-halt wine-glassful. Eat good nourishing food, such as beef-steak, mutton chop, veni h n, roast beef, ami vegetables, und take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely vegetable ingredients, and contain no spirit. It. II. JI M'.?i MM - CO., Druggists k Gen. Agw., San Francisco, Cal., & cor. Washington and Charlton SU., N.Y. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS 4 DEALERS. R R R. Mmi Mi? Mof Cl'llKS THE WORST PAINS IB FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. NOT ONE HOUR AfUi reading this ftdTirUffffntnt Mtd any Ms BUFFER WITH PAIN. RADWAY'8 READY RELIEF IS A CURE FOR EVERY FAIN, ll wa tbt first and ii THE ONLY FAIN REMEDY That Instantly itom the mott xcruciatlii paini, ailari iDltauiDiationi, and rum CongMlioni, w lit: her at tt Luiifft, Sumach, BowtU, or otlur g laoti or 'irpuii, by 004 appilc-tiou, ' IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES. Na matter bow Ytoltmt or ascnitifttilig Ilia pais tbt RHEUMATIC, Utl-ridlint hiflnu, Crippled, Nerruiu, Neuralgic, or prMtratad with dtaea-e tuav mtltr, RADWAY'8 READY RELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTANT EASE. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIONEVS, INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING. PALPITATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROL'P, DIPHTHERIA, CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS. TbttppHcaUoDol lb. READY RELIEF to On parlor pMU when the ptia or difficulty ullU wiU .ffoM tut .nit comfort. Twenty drop, in bolt a tumbler of w.i.r will In few momeou cur. CRAMPS. SPASMS, SOUR STOMACH, SICK HEADACHE, HEARTBURN, DIARRHEA, DYSENTERY. COLIC, WIND IN THE BOWELS, ud all INTERNAL PAINS. Traveler, tboold alway, carry a bottle ol Had wsr'a Itrndj Relief with them. A tow drop, n water will prevent ,lc.Be or pains from change of water. It l belter Ibaii French Brand) or Billeri a, a ellmtilaut. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE coreJ tor fifty cat,. There I act a remedial agent io this world that will cur. Fever aod Agae, and all other Malarious, Bill.ai, Scarlet, Typbofd, Yellow, arid other Fever (aided by RAD" WAY'S PILLS) ao amc aa KADWAY'S READY RELIEF. Fifty rent, per Wule. Sold by Druggiit,. HEALTH! BEAUTY ! ! STRONG AND PURE RICH BLOOD-INCREASE OF FLESH AND WEItiHT CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL. Dr. RAD WAY'S SffipillM RfiSfat HAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURES t S0Ql'k'K,SO RAPID ARE THE CHANGES THE BODY UNDERGOES, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE, THAT Every Day an Increase in Flesh. and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD PURiPlER. Every drop of the SARSAPAftlLUAN RESOLV ENT roni a, un kales through the Blowl. Sweat, Urine, and other fluids and juicefl of the system the vigor af lift, for It repair the wastes of the body with new aod sound material. Scmfula, Syphilis, Consumption, Glan dular disease, Ulcer In the Throat, Mouth, Tiuoors, Node to the Glands and other parts of the 1 ye tern, Sort Eyes, Strumous Discharge from tlta Ears, and the worU form, of Skin diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sores, Scald Head, King-Worm, Salt Rbtram, Eryslptlaa, Acne, Black .Spots, Worms 1b tbt Flash, Tumors, Cancers to the Womb, and all weakening and palaful discharges. Night Sweats, Loss of Sperm, and all wastes of tlie lift principle, art within the curative rant of this won der of Modern Chemistry, and k ftw days' use will prove to any person using It for either of these forms of diet as Iu potent power to core them. If the patient, dally becoming reduced by the waste ,nd tfofcompcaluon tut la continually nroffrtsainc, sue- seeds in arresting these wastes, and repairs the 1 with new material made from healthy blood aod thin the SARSAPARILL1AN will nod dws Kcort. Not only doat the SARaanaBiLniM Rbholv but noat all known remedial agents la the cure of Chronic. Scrofulous, Constitntionnl, and Skin diseases; but ll is the only positive am for KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS, Urinary and Womb diseases. Gravel, Diabetes, Dropey, Stoppage of Water, Int'Otinenct of Urine, Bright', Dis ease. Aibuminaria, and In nil onots where then art brickdust deposits, or tbt water ta thick, cloudy, mixed with substances Ilk tbt white of an en, or thrtadi Ilk white silk, or there It a morbid, dark, bilious appearance, and white boaedutt deposits, and when there it a prick lag, burning sensation when passing water, and pain In the Small of the Back and a!,ng the Loins. Frltt, t)l.tk. WORMS. The onlv known and aart Remedy for WORMS-. PIN, TAPE, . Tumor of 12 Year$' Growth Cuml by Had way's Itrtolvent. Dr. KADWAY'S 1 perfectly taste leas, elegantly coated with sweet gum, purge, rtnlate, purify, cleanse, and strengthen. Triad way's Pills, for tbt curt of nil disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kldntya, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, HtftdMbt, Constipation, Coellvanatt, Indigestion, Dys pepsia, Bsltoasiitu, Blllowi Fever, Inflammation of tat Bowels, Flits, and all Derangements of the internal viscera. Warranted to effect a positive cure. Partly Vtgetablt, containing no mercury, minerals, off dele terious drugs. A few doses of RADWAT'S PILLS will fret tbt lyittm from all tbt above-natnesV disorders. Price, cents pa? boi. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. READ - FALSE AND TRUE." Stud one letter stamp to RADW'AY A CO., No. It Warren Street, NewTork. Information worth tbousands will be ml HOLLOWAY'S Erery Man bis cm PiiysiciaiL 4) aTJTIOT. WZF. Im n-i -.Vn 1 TrOT,T,D'.VV! 1 ll,!. ta il OUmiKVl' lf. mxptel ti rtniini! I j,,,,' iu, tu'tiStlleanSlt llioae vaiu u i in urr tl-npnl- i mtv' ofivelve'", !i i h t ft' ' r,.-t- e ?.latli." cutifiat- . ' t ;iiin I'itvfs 0!' ncii', wit 1 , it . 1 !.. - (a. l.viTjf ij.,.; f (nn- . . . ' i .m 1 (hsTMiarp will S0M1 iceu.