L P Fisher YOU MK V ALBANY, OREGON. FEBRUARY 7, 1873. NO. 23: Heccl.er on Labor. P UTJ.AR ERRORS IN T1IK KDITCA. WOX OF AMERICAN YOUTH TI1K OKKAT PASTOR OK PLYMOUTH NOT A POWER IN V ASillNUTO.N. Last night, (Nov. 12th) Ply month ( Imrcli was densely crowd ed. A force of police was stationed al tlie door to restrain the eager as K'tiiblage from over-riding the ush ers. Inside the church, before the hour for services, there was a bttius as in a thtafer before tlie curtain rises, At 7:25 the choir entered, and rive minutes later the Hev. Henry Ward Beeeber mounted the rostrum and threw oil' his heavy military coat Tlie choir sang, "The Lord is my Shepherd, I s!:all not want." This was followed by a chapter from tlie Scriptures. Then the 1,27 2d hymn was sung, all standing except Mr. Heeeher, whose e'ear voice rang out, singing "On Jordoi rugged banks I stand." After a prayer the 1106th hymn was sung: "O Zion, when I think on Thee." Then Mr. lieecher took his text from Ephe sians iv. 28 : Let him that, stole, steal no more; but rather let him labor, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth" That is tlie pattern of a reformed man, said Mr. I'eechcr. Some peo ple gain their living without earn ing it It causes suspicion of slight ofchftiid. i et him that stole, steal no more. It is necessary to have been a thief to steal, but there is a great deal of stealing not done by thieves, and 1 advise all those who obtain their livelihood in an im proper wav to earn it in a proper way hereafter. "IIY Till NWKVr OF THY BROW," Every man should earn his own living. I do not say it is a misfor tune to be bom rich, but I do say that of one hundred men born with money and one hundred men born without it, the cliai.ces to lind vir tue and happiness are better in the last hundred. He who is Iwrn in life to rise early to work to earn his living is a happy man. A man who works is healthier and happier than he who does not, and he is, more over, debarred from those tempta tions which spring from the posses sion of wealth, and those pitfalls thai have ruined so many young men. It is not only necessary to earn our own livelihood, but we must rise with the sun in summer, And before it in winter, and work with our hands. There is no deg radation in labor, it exalts the man. It was not discstecmed in earlier days. Only in Greece and Koine it was dispised because the Greeks and Romans owned slaves. That nation to which we owe so much, and from which we have lean ed so much the Jews taught their children some little craft, and they were not drudges. A drudge in a man who labors with his hands and has no mil d to con trol him, no conscience behind it, no manhood. Hit. BEKi'HER A8 AN ACTOR. If I were a cabinet maker, do you -uppose . con d construct a cradle without singing a lullaby all the Lime? Laughter. Omd 1 saw, plane and rub; saw, plane and rub, t imitating the moveine t ot these tools), ai.d not put my heart in the j work? It I did I would bo a i drudge. The builder is a drudge j who, every time he drives a nail, ' wonders where he can get a poorer and cheaper one. Men tell us that a man's charac ter may bu t il by his writing. I j can tell you the character of the J builder, architect of a cold, big house. That man would Ho heartless aud b lodless. put go into a nice, warm, ti y house, and yon would find out that the man who built it was a so cial, good man, with a heart and biain, too. a nr., Men do not like labor because the worker ranks lielmv the thinker. That's a democratic feeling. I say i'm just as good as any other man, because all men are equal. I beg pardon ; all men are not equal in size, height or girth ; not equal in virtue; but all men are civilly equal before the law. When a man says "I'm just as good as any man," it : may be so, and it may not be so. J When the universal man says it, i it's a lie. That has Iieen the grand blunder of the Communists and Internation als. They wanted all men equals with unequal means. The most productive iart of man is the ani ma'. A man shears a sheep and there are five hundred men in the same township that can do the same ; thing. '1 lien the wool is sent to the manufactory, but there will not be five hnndred men, who can weave the tine cloth. 7'he result is that the man who shears gets one dollar a day, while the weaver gets three or four dollars a day. 7'his is the result of brains and educa tion. true respectability. In Ohio, when I lived there, I knew eminently educated German gentlemen earning a dollar a day breaking stones on the macadam ized road. Measured by avocation they were low; but they were thinkers, ranking higer they were honorable. A man who has been a hard worker all his lite savs to himself : "'. have a smart boy. I'll give him chances I never had. I'll give him a good education. Yes, I'll make a lawyer out of him." immoderate laughter In the month of June there will lie 500,000 blossoms on every apple tree. There will be about 300 apples, and the remain der will drop to the ground. It is the same in all professions. Out of eveiy 500.000 candidates there will only be 300 professional men. THE CTRSK OF WEALTH. 7'he great trouble is that men are more anxious to lie rich than to be happy. I never knew a minister who warned his people about being extravagant who refused a good salary. I never derided wealth, never exhorted you about being eco nomical, for you would just as lief walk into my yard and say to my cows, "O, Alderneys, lie careful of your milk !" Laughter. A man may be rich and yet Vic a fool. ,Of one hundred who have wealth, but one knows how to use it. The insane notion that if a roan only had wealth he wouldn't want anything else, 1 as been the ruin of many young men. Sudden wealth and immense wealth are the dream ot many men in cities who have left their farms and workshops to come here I venture to say that there are 5,000 young men here between 20 and 30 years of age who have nothing to do. NEW YORK MNWTX OF THEM. I do not wish to be disrespectful; ask oie of them if they can do a day's work. He will answer. No. Arc wu good on shipboard? No. I've never been to sea. Can you make a chair ? No. Are you a blacksmith ? No. Are you a car ieiiter ? No, Is there anything on God's earth that vou can do ? No, not a thing. Laughter. Now think, j what can you do? Well, I'm a good i book-keeper. Laughter. 'hey can do nothing aud can get nothing to do. Not alone is this the case in ! New Yo,-k, but in all the largo cities in the L'tnon. what i'iiey Uooirea k Thousands of young men would; starve to death on a i.tiudred acres of land, because they couldn't raise corn. 7'hey would be houseless and homeless in a lumber yard, and barefooted with all the leather in the swamp at their command. 7'hey have abandoned work and want something nice and easy. I think that the respectable German in his six-by-nine attic pegging away at his last, is much more respectable than the young man who left his fathers farm before he learned to work. You ought to go to my house and see the number of appli cations that are made to me daily. Why, people must think that I own Central Park' aud Prospect Park, and the Navy yard. Laughter. ?'hey won't believe that I've no in fluence at Washington. Laughter. I sympathize with them and assist them when I can. I never say, "Young maN, go West." Loud laughter. I try to encourage them. A WORD TO THE RICH. Mr. Beecher then addressed him self to the wealthy members of his congregation, and said: "Even if you are worth a million to-day, your sop may be forced to beg his bread because he can't work. Your daughters cannot be chambermaids, or cooks, or washerwomen, what's to become of them? Laughter. In one thing I would have you Judia- ized. There is an old and true Jewish proverb which says, "He who brings up his child without a trade, brings him up to steal." The papers tell us of people going to seek their fortunes in America. It should be, work for their fortunes. "Ihll your children to work. 7'hey say it will kill them. Shall they live? No. Laughter. Shall they commit suicide ? N; What then ? Simply this: "Eat the bread you earn, or don't eat." Mr. Beeeber closed with a touch ing peroration in which, speaking of the rising generation, he said : "Let them be men who earn their living by the sweat of their brow, and who can hold up their big, hard hands and say they never took a penny they did not earn. ' The following is said to be the means used by the professional rat catchers of IVis to destroy the vermin : " They take a deep tub with wa ter on the bottom, and a little ele vation in the middle like an island, on which is only space for just one rat to sit on. The top is covered and has a large balanced valve, opening downward ; on the middle of this valve a piece of fried wrk or cheese is fixed, and when tlie rat walks on it to get the cheese, the valve goes down, drops the rat in the water, and moves back in posi tion. A road is made from the rat hole to the top of the tub, by means of a piece of board rubbed with cheese, so as to make the walk at tractive for the rats. In the course of a single night some ten or iwen ty, or even more rats may go down; and if the island were not there, they would be found most all alive in the morning quietly swimming around ; but the provision of the little island saves the trouble of killing them, because their egotistic, instiiict of self-preservation causes them to fight for the exclusive pom, session of the island, of whic4i, in tho morning, the strongest rat is found in solitary possession, all the others being killed or drown! around him." This may do for Paris. We do not know how it would answer, here. An enterprising citizen of Marys villelast week dug out ten polecats from oi io hole, i !e now creates a decided sensation wherever he ap pears ayd has to roost on the front yard e. ce nights, as his wife won't lit him ci me into the house. A .Hother'a Tart. 7Tie mother was sewing busily, ; and .losie, sitting on the carpet lie side her, and provided with dull, rounded scissors and some old mag azines, was just as busily cutting out old pictures. "It would litter the carpet," so ! said aunt iVartha, who had come in for a cozy chat. Mamma knew this ; but she knew, too, that a few min utes work would make all right again, ami Josie was happy All went well till the little boy found that he had cut off tho leg of a horse that he considered a marvel of beauty. It was a real disappoint ment and grief to the little one. "Mamma, see !" and, halt crying, he held it up. "I lay he's holding up one foot," the mother said,qnicRly. "Do real horses, mamma?" "Oh, yes, sometimes." "I will," and sunshine chased away tlie cloud that in another min ute would have rained down. It was a little thing, the mother's answer ; but the quick sympathy, the ready tact, made all right. The boy's heart was comforted, and he went on with his play, while the mother seweu quietly, with no jar of nerves or temper, and auntie's call lost none of its pleasantness. "I'm tired cutting pieces, mam ma," said Josie after awhile. " Well, get your horse and wag on, and play those bits ot paper are wood, and you're going to bring me a load. Draw it over to that cor ner by the fire, and put them in the kindling-box; play that's the wood-houst)." Pleased and proud, the littleteam ster drew load after load, till the papers were all picked up, without his ever thinking he was doing any thing but p ay. "Well, I declare," said aunt Martha, "old as I am, I've learned one thing to-day and I wish Emily would' come in and take lessons, 1 do." Mrs. Waldo looked up in stir prise. "What do you mean, Auntie?" "Well, I spent yesterday after noon over there (the old lady had a weakness for visiting, anil was "auntie" to the people general'y), aud things were in asnarlaud tiigh lielow all the time starting with less than Jessie's given you a dozen times since I've sat hero, l've had a good talk with you, and you've given me pleasant thoughts for a week to come ; over there we couldn't hear ourselves speak. It was, 'Don't do that, and 'You uaughty child,' spill, aud scratch and break and tumble, scold and slap, half the time. Emily means well ; she lov.es her children, and never spares herself sewing for them, or nursing them when they are sick. She. has a world of pa tience some, ways, but she don't seem to havva any faculty managing them. We,l, well,. I'll seud her over here, only I won't let on why," and the old lady rolled up her knit ting, as tho bell rang tor tea. A little tact, springing from thoughtful love, how good it is! . triflr' Magazine, Tun Bottom ok It. , young drug clerk committed suicide in liristol, a tew days ago. At the inquest, the Coroner asked a fellow clerk of the deceased if he knew of any cause for the suicide. "No," was the reply; "he was getting along very nicely, and was going to be married next month." " Go ing to lie married next mouth, was he?" exclaimed the Coroner. That will do. We've got at the bottom of this business." A gentleman in Hartford, Conn., i-ecentjy run a forty-foot icicle into his eye. " Episcopal laaab " Are there any Episcopalians, in this vicinity, madam?" asked a tall, thiu strangerot Mrs. Artemus, as she stood in the (pen door, in answer to his knock. " Any which ?" " Episcopalians." Now, it Mrs. Artetaus had a failing, it was that she never would admit that she could possibly be ignorant of anything. She always knew all about any subject men tioned. So she answered ; " Episcopalians ! Wall, we don't exactly know. My John he's my son lie seen somethin' out'n the corn-field yesterday. He didn't really know what it was, but I told him I guessed it was a chipmonk. But now yon speak on't, I'll bet it was a Episkerpalium. And my next neighbor, Parmer Hawkins, he said he shot at somethin' that same day that John see his strange crittur, and Parmer Hawkins he thought it was some wild crittur that had got out of some managery somewhere. Anyhow, I think that's a Episeopaling, too. Be they bigger'n a chipmonk ?" " You misunderstand me, mad am." " Wa l, you iieedn feel oneasy. Ef there's any Piscoiaaliums in this here neighborhood, you can jest, make up your mind that they'll git shot ! We air too feeton' a com muirity to let things run, at large which mout destroy and devour somebody. Come in wpn't.ye?" u No, ma'am. How, far is it to the nearest town ?" "About six milcR-, IInv you got any friends there ? Cos if you, have, ( knoW a'most everybody in that town. You're, a, minister, I take it?" " I am, madam.'' " Air you a.hardshell Baptist, or what?" " No, ma'am ; LamE a well, one of the old school. Good morn- t'urloiw luveutfon. Among the inventions, for which patents have recently beeu obtained in tlie United States ate th follow- A device for attachuigbutitoiiB to clothing with a screwdriver. Au attachment to pianos so that the strings may be touched mid length by a pedal movement, and a sound similar to a violin or guitar obtained. A child's carriage, so arranged when the handles are dropped, a pawl stops the wheels aud arrests motion at once, and, when grasped, the pawl is released. A pe cil-sharpeuer that is also a handle for stumps of lead-pencils. Breastpins aud. ear-rings, with tulies to hold artificial dowers. Au apparatus tor drawing on boots, consisting of a strap passing around the body: below tlie waist, having at each end a hook. A medical compound for t!io small-pox, composed of saltpetre, gum camphor aud charcoal. A lady's comb, passed into the back hair iu the usual manner, and the leaves al owed to overlap and press upon the chignon, a spring serving not only to retain th orna ment in place, but the chignon also. A toy bank, in wjiich an automa ton banker stands to receive money, and, when a.spring, is disengaged, he turns aroiunl, the door is shut, and the money is deposited in the back part of the bank. This is the worst year that has ever been known in Kansas for pulling guns out of the wagons muzzle first. A woman in Jewell county has just puled one, and no w Itas to part her hair on th sUe that her only arm is on.