The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, November 29, 1872, Page 5, Image 5

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    8T0VKK ANliTlNWARK. VMRD8. DRUQ8, KTC. PUNOS0GAWS. Ptjltftft.
OLD STOVE DEPOT.
JOHN BRIGGS,
Pettier fli
RANGES.
COOK, l'AKLOlt AND ROX,
STOVES!
Of the best patterns.
ALM t TIN, KHKET IRON ARB OP
PER WAKK.
And Ike usual assortment of fnrnlshln
good l l obtained in a tin More.
Renalrs neatly end promptly executed,
on reasonable term.
Mhirl reckonings mnko lor, gfrl cads,
FRONT STREET, ALBANT.
lloc.,liW
HARDWAUK.
W. H. KUHN & CO.,
Wholesale and Retail Iealerin
MM ELF ARB HEAVY
HARDWARE,
Farmers' & Mechanics' Twls,
UMLBF.RV HARDWARE,
IRON AND STEEL,
0AU and EI.R Hl'BS,
HICKORY & OAK SPOKES,
HHUURT ASMS,
Hardwood Lumber,
Bent Maw, FaJee, A.,
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE,
All of which arc now offered to the pub
& at few rates. As we make the business
i cMry! we can and
,iwlimmt. at lower price., than any
house in this city.
W. H. KL'HN ft 00.,
Montelth lire-proof brick, First street.
Albany, June 14, 187-41v4
DRUGS.
A. MOTHERS A CO.,
-Dealers ln-
4-HF.XHALtt, OILS PAIRTR, BYRE,
ULAi, LAMPS, ETC,
All tlie popular
PATENT MEDICINES,
FINK Cl'TLERY, CIGARS, TOBACCO,
NOTIONS PEBFBHEEY,
aud Toilet tKwKh.
Particular care and promptness given
Physicians' prescriptions nnilFamlly Itec-
i,,C A. CAROTHKRS ft CO.
Albany, Oroiron-4v
E ill nil
THE CINCINNATI
BAIL EVRN1RO WAR
lias the lamest circulation ."verS,"f
any afternoon paper la Utf Bate OUo.
Paper-hanging, CalceRilnlng.
leroratfnR, Yc.
Fit. WAMWOKTH wflVlriTe prompt
. attention o all .i.-iers tor Peper
tfamling. Deeoratmg,ftc.. in
this city or Alport WWOted
ra!ve prompt atweoou. wv
03 188 IP!1!
iilll as fill
.? W( Pi
I w I
flil pill zimt
JOHN CONNER,
RANKING
ASP
Exchange Office,
ALBANY, OREUOR.
0EPO81TH BECEIVED BCBJECT TO
check at sight. ,
Interest allowed o time deposit In coin.
Exclinmre on Portland, Han Francisco,
and New York, for sale at lowest rates.
Collection madi and promptly rem tted.
Refers to II. W. Corlxilt, Henry- Falling,
W. S. Lndd.
Hanking hours from A. M. to 4 P. M.
Albany, Feb. l,W71-ttv8
Something Kew Id Dentistry
DR. E. O. SMITH, DENTIST,
HAS LOCATED IS ALBA
ny and Ins the new In
vention in plate work.whlch
In tlio mom n wuiiout wTwran m w
roof.ua heretofore. It gi vest h wearer the
wearer the free use of thelongue to the
roofoflhcuiouthiu talking and tustmg.
It is the Hmlth ft Purvlne patent
Teeth extracted without patn. Plates
mended, whether broken or divided.
irtT omtK-Firsf street, east of Conner's
Bank (up stairs), Albany, Oregon. 7v4
CITY MARKET,
PIBRT STREET, ALBANY, OBEOOR,
J. L. HARRIS,
PROPRIETOR,
IlflLL ENDEAVOR TO KEEP CON
V stantly orrhand a full supply of
ALL KIBB OP MEATS,
Whleli will be of the very bert quality.
The hlifliest market price paid for beeves,
hows and sheep. '., . ,
Thir,l door xst of Ferry, on south side
of First street. J. L. IIAHKI8.
Alliany, Dee. 13, 1871-l.1v
h 3 m plow
m b s n ir
. n,n with JOSEN
now Bottoms, Is the best OARO PIDW
in the world. It is simple, wttvna; and
durable, and rtoes Ita wrk effectually.
Don't fail to see It before buying. Priee,
75. Sold only by TREAD WELL & tO.,
Nan Francisco. Send for circulars. Hm8
JOHN SCHMEER,
DEALER IN
Groceries & Provisions,
ALBANY, OREGON.
HAS JUST OPENED HIS N EW GROCER
establishment on corner of Ellsworth
and First streets, with a fresh stork of
Groceries, Provisions, Candies, Ciaars, To
Uicoo, Ac, to which he Invite the atten
tion of our elticens.
In connection with the store he will keep
a Bakerv. and will always have on hand a
full supply of fresh bread, crackers, Ac.
tT Call and sec me.
JOHN SCHMEER.
February lfrv4
TURNING
TURNING.
I AM PREPARED TO DO AM. KINDS
of turning; keep on hand and make to
order rawhide-bottomed chairs, Ac. shop
near the Mill and Hosiery, Jcflbrson, Ore
gon. Branoh shop near "Magnolia Mills,"
Albany, where orders for chairs, turning,
Ac, can le left. JOHN M. MKTZI.RR.
Jefferson, Ang.L Uff
KTotioe.
ORE! JON ft CALIFORNIA RAILROAD
Company. Land Department. Portland
Oregon, April .1, 1ST. -Notice Is hereby
given, t hut a vigorous prosecution will lie
Instituted against any and every person
who trespasses upon any Railroad Land,
1 y cut tlngand removing t im tier therefrom
Iwfore the same Is BOUGHT of the Compa
ny AND PAID FOR.
"All vacant Land In odd numbered sec
tions, whether surveyed or nnsttrvoyed,
within a distance of thirty miles from t he
line of the road, belongs to the Company.
C R. MOORRP,
,"Sv4tf I-and Agent.
JOS WACJrOKT.
HAVING PI RCHASKD THE INTER
estof U. W. Young In the
Delivery BoalneM,
I urn pretred to do any and all kinds of
khs, on short notion anowitbmiok dle-
ered to anypart of the city. fLook
otrt fW IbeBAT TRAM and JOBWAGOR.
A. K. ARNOLD.
tLARK DRW MCAqJ ETC.,
Iff
lb'.'j m
Murder In Albuny
HAS NEVER VET BEEN KNOWN, AND
no threatening of it at present.
Dentil
Is a thins which sometime must liclall
everv son and daughtcrof the human fam
ily; and yet,
At the Mld-dit j ,
Of your life, if disease lays bis -vile hands
upon you, there Is rtill "a balm In (illead,"
by which von may lie restored to perfect
health, and prolong your days lo a miracu
lous extent.
Hqw 1
By calling on
R. C. HILL SON,
With a prescription, where you can have
it compounded bv one experienced In that,
particular line. Also, constantly on hand
a good assortment of fresh drugs, patent
medicines, chemicals, paints, oil, dye
stuffs, trusses, etc. Agents for the
OtekralfR U)k Weed Remedy,
Or, Oregon Rheumatic Cure ; Dr. D. Jayne
k Sons' medicines, etc.
Spenee's Positive and Negative Powders
kept in stock. Also agents for the
Rmm KfcntUe Newtac Machine,
One of the most nsefnl pieces of household
furniture extant OUI and examine.
R. C. HILL A SON,
Albany, June l,71-40vS
GEO. F. SETTLEMIER,
DRUGGIST,
(Successor to D. W. Wakefield),
ParrkOVa New RnJIdlne, Flrat Nret,
ALBANY, OREGON.
Dealer m
If
DRUGS AND MEDICINES,
CHEMICALS,
PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, ETC
All articles warranted pure, and of the
liest quality.
Physicians prescriptions carefully com
pounded. Albany, Oct. 17, UstMltf
FOUNDRY.
ALRANY FOUNDRY
And
Machine Shop,
A. F. CHERRY Proprietor,
ALBANY, OREGON,
Maiifaetares Steam Engines,
Floor nod Row Mill Machin
ery, AVOOD WORKING
And
AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY,
And aU kinds of
IRON ARB BRASS CARTIROR.
Particular attention paid t" repairing all
kinds of machinery. 'vl
lOVKS, ETC.
M. M. HARVEY & CO.,
(LATE W. H. M'FARLAND A CO.,)
Opposite the hotels,
Albany, Orefoo,
STOVES, RANGES,
Force and Lift Pump,
LEAD AND IRON PIPE,
Hollow Wwe,
HOUSE FTRNMHISfU HABBWABB,
TIb, Copper and Sheet Iron
Ware.
LABORRT ItNK THE VAUUET.
Lowest Price Bwy Tlt.
e1
BALLET, DAVIS & CO.'i
(SSLBBSATEB PSAWOt
Take the Highest Rank.
HAUUET, BATH A CO. PIANO
have been selected by the Executive
Committee of the World's AabUee a the
Beat Planoa. No other Piano will be
tised.
Frana Bexia.elt
The greatest living Pianist, who was la
Boston, attending the Jubilee, aayt :
" The Hal let, Bavia Vo, Hmm
excels, la every particular, Mil other
Call and examine and see for yourselve,
or stmd for Price List and Circulars.
W. K. BADGER, Sole Agent,
at Snow ft Hoos' Art Gallery,
71 First street, Portland.
REV. J. W. ROOK, PREKIOISO EI"
der of the Methodist Church, San
Francisco, says : "In my optnion.Oearaje
Wood A Vo.'n OrM" nave no equal
for richness and sweetness of tone, with
great power. I am familiar with all the
most prominent Organs in the market,
have owned four different kinds, and un
hesitatingly say I prefer those of George
Woods to any other."
Send for Price List and Circulars for the
finest Organ in the world.
W. K. BADGER, Sole Agent,
at Snow A Boos' Art Gallery,
78 First street, Portland, Or.
August !Mlv4iu4
SEWING MACHINES.
A BIO VICTORY I
Fob ibb
Mew- "Wilson
Underfeed Sewing Machine !
IT WILL BRLtaHT
L friends of the
BB W
THE MARY
To know that in the stubborn contest for
suncrioritv in samrtlesofworic.it the
Northern Ohio Fair, their favorite
carried off the two great premiums
Medal for liest six specimens mac)
work, and the Diploma for best cmbi
crv. As the meat competition was In tl
two classes, it wiu oe seen inat t lie wit
son's victory 1 complete. Wo knew tufa
son's victory is complete. Wo knew thto
woatt ae so ; it coumi not iw otherwise.
attue
New Wilson Is the best Family Sewing
Machine now manufactured-capable tor
doing the best work on any kind of goofs,
under all circumstances.
This award of the highest premium
should and will silence the talk of that
large class of tewing machine men who
have made this machine the object of their
special enmity, simply because It is a msd
crate priced machine anp undersells their
expensive ones.
Go and see the Premium New Wilson
Sewing Machine, the best in the woifd,
now on exhibition at Snow A Hoos Art
Gallery, 78 First street, Portland, Oregon,
and remember you can bny this premiam
maenme ior sw.
69" Agents wanted.
MINER ft PEARSON.
July 18, 7Wfl
BLACKSMITHING I
i a
-AND--
Ceneral Repair Shop.'
HE UNDERSIGNED HAVING HE
turned to Albany, aud taken his bid
mon corner of Ellsworth and Second
streets, announces hi readiness to attend
to all kind of
BLACKSMITHING. MUX A MACHINE
FORG'NG, KTC.
Also, has on hind and for sale, the
COQUIIXARD WAGON,
Strayer Farce-teed
GRAIN DRILL.
TAR RtOUNB,
aad ether PLOWS
WOOD'S RBXPBS MOWER,
which ht rill sen on the most reasonable
tenns.
BOMB SRORIIVG- -All rennd,$2:
Kesetnaf , .
OIVE ROB A CALX.
ft 11 wnrlr rnitmatari tA mn ,1l lilaafclifa
prompt attention, and be exeonted In the
nest possiuic manner, wn u gooa mnwrBii.
. snare OI fiuiilie imnnioe IB smniTO.
Swiond
treet, opposite Plcree's Ferry.
IW I. www.
Albany Collegiate lastltRte,
ALBANY, OREGON.
rpHIS INSTrTI'TION WILL REOPEN ON
Monday, septemner 4, 1871, wit h acorp
of teachers canaoie ana earnest, instruc
tion will be thorough and practieal, and
the svstcm of order nnsiirpaased. Forpsr
t km ku address
R. R. waiuuw.a. M., Presioeai:
Or, Rev
R. R. HRART, D. D., Albany.
S3T tahsarttsmtamiwaa X after their
namcsare Informed ebatftdrsaperiptior,
exptrw with tRat Masher, sad they are in-
vlted to
Terms IS oer annum 1
in advance; six month, Hi three months,
OhbWI RfB) Yaaff Bral
The 8i Imit Dmoer k ahthority
for this little story.
"Ed." is a brakeman employed ori
Hie Chicago, Alton arid St Loiil RaU
road. He was married only a few
weeks ago. Ills wife lias been wear
ing a piece of red flannel round bet
neck for the last ten dayi and com
plaining of a wry neck. This U bow
it came to pass :
"Ed." bad lint been doiiiir extra
duty, taking a sick friend's train In
addition to Tils own, and so bad not
been In bed for forty-eight boars. As
a matter of course, he was nearly won!
out, and as soon as bis supper had been
eaten, lie went to bed, to sleep, per
haps to dream. He waa soon locked
In the arms of Morpheus, and Mary,
and dreaming. Again his foot was oil
his native platform, and be heard the
win ning toot of the whistle for brakes.
The shadowy train bore him swiftly
on; the telegraph posts fleeted past
quicker and quicker ; the whole coon
try fled by like a panorama mounted
on sheet-lightning rollers, in hi
dream lie beard for off another roar,
and swinging out by the railings he
saw another train coming at lightning
speed around the curve. Both trains
were crowded with passengers; In an
other moment they would rash together
and from the piles of ruin a ot
agony would shiver to the tingling
stars from the Hps of the flMltmdand
dying. Toe engineer bad seen their
danger, for at that moment, in bis
dream, be heard the whistle calling
for brakes sound loud and and earthly.
With the strength of desperation be
gripped the brake and turned ft down.
There was a yell of pain, and '' Ed."
woke to And himself sitting op fn bed
and holding his wife by the ears, hav
ing almost twisted off bar bead.
That's how "Ed's" wife came to'
wear a piece of red flannel round ber
throat and complain ot a wry neck.
Rough oh 'Em. Ok! Jones ha
been playing a sharp game on tlie mos
quito. You see, he Bad a mosquito
net on his bed, but the persevering in
sects used to get inside In the daytime,
and when old Jones sought his couch
to court the drowsy god, they used to
make sweet music for him and let his
blood out. and old Jones, you undo -
I stand, couldn't stand It at all. But he
is. You see, he goes to bed aud leave
the net about half open, and then the
mosquito, thinking they lave got a
toft thing, swarm In and begin to
buza. When he thinks they are all
Inside, old Jones quietly slips out and
closes up the net tight, and tliere lie
has them. And then he makes up a
uke bed on the floor, and lays there
and kicks tip his old heels, and laughs
at those poor, swindled mosquitos, and
those inosqnltos tear around In that
net, and break their necks against the
bars trying to get out, and they hold
indignation meetings, and protest, and
ail that. . Why, the inoequltos in that
room look like living skeletons, and
still old Jones Is heartless enough to
keep right on fooling these poor in
sects, aud laughing at them.
h "The Smiths. "-John Smith
main John Smith is not very high
sounding It does not suggest aristoc
racy; it Is not the name of any herd
in die-away novels ; and yet it u good,
strong and honest. Transferred to
other languages It seems to climb
the ladder of respectability. Thus in
Latin It Is Johannes Smltfain ; the Ital
ian smooths It offinto Giovanni Smith;
the Spaniard render it Juan Smtthus;
the Dutch adopt is as Hans Schmidt ;
tlie Fli nch flatten It out Into Jean
Sweet, and the Russian sneezes and
barks Jotitotf Smittowlskl. When
John Smith gets into the tea trade hi
Canton he becomes Jovan Sublimit ;
if he clambers about Mount Hecla, the
Icelanders say be is Jahu Smithsoc: If
he trades an ong the TUsnaroras be be
comes Ton Qua 8ml ttla ; in Poland he
is known ns Ivan Schmlttlwelskie ;
should he Wander among the Welsh
mountains they talk of JlnotiSchmlddi
when lie (roes to Mexico he la hnnkMl
asSontliPSmltti; If of classic turn
he lingers among Greek ruing, lie turns
to 'Ion Smlktou ; and in Turkey he is
utterly disguised is Yoe Seet
'i n '
A San Fancisco pjier is put out of
benevolence by a little fun a his ex
pense, ami says: "We regard the
atrocious correspondent as an internal
flend, a falseongued midnight mon
ster, a red-handed assassin, a thief, a
he school mann. a fraud, a ghost, and
an unpleasant person! We esteem
him a pea-green demon of the steam -big
pit, with a cotton-wood tall, eyes
in his sides, and a cork neck, studded
with hot door-knobs! If there Is any
thing worse than this, we think him
Row York city Pvsa million of
dollars a year for gas. Ought to M
enlightened.