ALBANY KKIiiSTKK.
SI'KCTACI.KS.
THE SEW FAMILY
W ITH ATTAI HMV.STS l.n
All KIN I H Of WOSH,
! KV ft SOT Bl V If,
FOR SIGHT IS PRICELESS!
tint the lliiuiioiol Kapetntflra w!Jl
iinnrrTC it.
W otTER A (;LAS TO tlit
ic which is pronounco'l , ttu1
b tilted Optitiyins n' iheworl I t
HTMMni,
"Thomas y on should hiaye . plan'
tor everything," saitl Annt Mary.
"I haw ma'am great many places
tor t'Vt'rytliini;." replied Tom.
Rector's dtiugliter to Sunday sohol-
ar) "Hli von have an elder brother ;
well, how old is he?" Srliiiol-lmy
'bnimo. miss, but Ik' just started o'
sweartn."
A judge, reprimanding criminal,
ealled him a scoundrel. The prisoner
replied : "Sir. I am no! as big a
scoundrel d your honor" here the
i-nlnrit stonoed. I'tit tlnallv added
'Takes me n Ik-." -i'tit your words
Closer togvtlier. " -aid tin-judge.
A youth stepped into a bookstore
and allied uWhal kind of pens (to , von
11 here, mister?' "AH kinds, you
young rascal, " answered one uf the j
clerk. "l)o yon:-" said the little
chafe "then give me ten cents worth ,
ofpig-peiw."
"Come here. .limmy." said a tittle
girl, -and look at the moon. Halt of
it is pu-hed into the sky. and half ot it j
is sticking out."
'Do you keep matehes:'" asked a!
wag of a country grocer. "Oh ye-, all
kinds," was the reply. "Well. I'll
take a trotting match, said the wag.
Lawyer; "How do you identify this ,
handkeahief.''' Witness: "By its I
general appearance, and the fact that
I have others like it." Lawyer: ;
"That's no proof, for 1 have one iust
like it in my -oeket." Witness "I
don t doubt that 1 had more ot the :
same sort stolen."
"I believe in going to the lwttoni of
things!"' as the school inarm said when j
he laid a refectory pupil over her j
knee.
Horace Greeley recently dreamed a
dream, which he wove into a poem of
sif-stanzas. The following U one of
them :
"Oh ! sweet were the vanished hours
When I wandered along tlie glen
And wreathed my brow with tomatoes,
And plucked the ripened hen ;
When the donkey climbed on a trellis.
And a cucumber chinx-d in the (rats,
And the sweet potato whistled
To his mate in the mountain pass." j
A gentleman of Fremont, Ohio, had j
a reception at his house the other j
evening, and when the guests went i
away it took an night to wjsb me tar
and pick tlie feathers off his peron.
Not that Kino oka Xosk. Kveu
in political matters i""" always best to
lie snre of a man you talk to. as the
following oliows :
A gentleman of this citv dropped
into a reading room of a hotel recent-1
ly. and while sitting there a oouversft- j
lion iiKn politics grew up between
himself and a stringer who is stopping I
at the hotel. Now, our Dayton friend, j
we should explain, is blessed with a J
nose ot exceedingly roseate hue. Tlie :
t ranger soon began a tirade ot a hnse
against the administration : he de-
nounced President Grant as both a i
knave and a fool, and asserted that !
"ir whole government wa a very j
c-;iool ot corruption.
Our friend of the ituhicund nasal ,
org m hear.' him through, then rising
from his chair he astomslied tlie stra ti
ger by laying his finger upon his fiery
nose and remarking: "See here stran
ger. ) in nut a Democrat : that s a
Boii !-
Wfkt for Him. A rough looking i
specimen of humanity was recently
promenading upCliatliam Street, New i
York, when he came plump upon a 1
.lew. a specimen of his race, upon
wholn there could tie no mi-fake.
Without a word ot warning, the
rough knocked him sprawling into
tne gutter. Picking himself up. and
taking hi- bleeding nose between his
thumb and finger, he demanded an ex
planation. "Shut up or I'll paste you again,"
ihouted the aggressor, approaching
him.
T nefer done notthigs mit you, and
what for you mash me in dcr nose ';"
asketi Abraham.
"Ye yer hev : you Jews crucified
the Savior, and have a mind to go
for ye again."
"But, mine Got, dat vas eighteen
hundred yean ago." said tlie Jew.
'Well, I.cton't care If it was, i only
board of it last night," and be went
tor him again.
tSft"
ALBANY'S rT'lTHE a SCENE IN AU'ANV
ri'stNKs.s ciP
At Xorlh Biwiikv"Iii
KIRK, HUME & CO.,
ARK TII.I. Si U.IVI
I dry mm CLOTRIM,
IiM 1 SIIOKS. HARDWARE,
.!!' XOIIOXK,
nr., int.,
'. of which they keep on band a fall nock,
and an- atrte to nell at luw.-n rwlt, as
j ugiinl, for li or Proline.-
Wiil :!- ! alilc n I'll and tonins
! nf a!! kinds, or attend to storing or for
I wnnllnir It at their tfarehonse in Ilulaey.
Givou8Atriai, KlliK.nt'MK A cu.
WM. PETERS,
MANTKACTI'KKK Ot
Carriages
Wagons,
Of Every Inscription,
ALBAW, OIti;iO.
M
AJftTFACTlHRKS TO OUDKK ANY
and nil styles of
Wusfont, t'nrrtaffC!, Harks.
.. at as reasonable rotes u the use of
good material and flpst-claa work will jus
tify. Itipnirinu' neatly and expeditiously done
at low ra'es.
.Shop on Kerry between First and Second
stnt'ts. WM. PETERS.
Albany. May 10, 1872-'.
MAKBLK WOKKS.
HOXKOi: & vi AM.I'.K,
Dealers in
Mosumeuts, Obelisks, Tombs,
Head and Foot Stones,
Executed in
California, Vermont and Italian
Marble.
SAI.EM, OREOOJf.
IlKAX II MIOP AT A ERAS Y.
The Kyvl The Ears!
DK. T. L. OLE,
Oculist mid AitrKl Albany, Oregon.
DK. CiOLnEX IK A
son of the noted
old opthalmic doctor,
ft. C. Golden.
Ih-. (iolden has had
experience intrJOfttrnx
the viii'inib. JbMMMBi to
which the eye and ear are subject, and feels
conlident oi riving entire satisfaction to
thosi.' who may place themselves tinder his
cure. April IS, ti9.
K. E. . MITH, DEMTIW,
HAS I.IM ATKIl IN AI
hanj . an t Is now ndy
to wail on the cil izen - of AN
Imii valid vieinity.whllu new
Invention in dental work. It consists in
supportinif the plate to the mouth without
tOVerUiK the whole roof, as heretofore.
Tin wwUaa artitleiai tei'th are request
ed to -all and examine for themsclveo.
ALso. plates mended. whcthiT partially
broken ordlvlded. Tix'th, extracted with
out iain. ilfllce over Tnmill'astoiiB. All
work warranted. 7v4
Papcr-luiiiiting, Calceiiiining,
UccoratiiiK, &.
? M. WADSWOHTn will give prompt
1 . ftttentlnn to all orders for Paper
'iau(jin, Caleemliilng, Decomilng, Ac, in
thiseityor vicinity. All work executed
In the latest style, in the b-a tnanner.and
at, lowest living mtes. fcjr Orders left at
Furniture Wnrerooins of I'luis. Mealeywill
receive prompt altention. I0v4
FHWKLH MARKET,
AI.IIANY, OREUOS,
J. K HKitliov s , Proprietor,
AllAV, AT THE t)I.I) PLACE OX
Fi-oiit strei-t, proposes io furnish all
i who apply with alt kinds of MEATft.attlie
lowest market rates. strict attention
to hnsintsw he bopts to rtve iteneral satis-
(action toaii who nmv favor him with a
! HU. tarMlglieiit nutrKet priiw lwJd for
POTLTOlfr J. rf. HERROJT.
f n38vt
IN 187:U.
I )KY GOODS, K IV.
P. a HARPER & CO.
'e net; t.i:.v is to cm.i. thk at
tentkiu oi the publk to our large and
well selected stock of
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE
eonsUtlna of the latest aud most fiishion
a'de styles nt
DRESS GOODS :
TRI.nniA'4M,
i.ai: !.!. ins,
NIIAWUM,
IiA"S,
and Fancy Notions. tlu)
Gentlemen's Department
we oiler the late-: style- in I LOTinXO
thehesttn PSHEKWEAK. ihenobhi
est TlF.s and S(' l!Ks. the nicest
tii.nv t,s i ii.rs'n.ETs,
ail the "toil" i" 1!'" ITS .V
shoes, whik our
S I I. ti il A I
are all Ibe rage.
Wekoepeoustautly on hand a full as
sortmcnt of
SHOT CSrUKTS,
SITDT-I'llfl'IlKS,
GUN-TUBES,
IMWIiKI!,
FLASKS,
SHOT-ItELTS,
POWOEB,
SHOT.
CA PS,
in fret, overyihing in the hunter's line,
Our
Mirrors & Picture Frames
embrace nil sizes and styles. In the line of
GROOBRI 13 S ,
Crockery,
tilnasirarc.
Fruit Sum,
POCKET A. TABLE (1TLERY,
Tobacco,
Domestic Good, A,
WOOD A WILLOW WARE,
our stock Is full and complete.
Bar CaLI. AND F.XAMINE GOOHS.
roMter Bulltllna;, rint St., Albany.
I1. C. nARPER & CO. I
IR. VAXCEEYE'S
Galrauic Abdominal Sapporter
AND
i iiiiim: tmn i.aixik.
rpin-; MERITS OF THIS INSTRUMENT
JL consist princilly in the sunjHirt it
gives to the abdomen and spine. The hell
is broad, HUp)iorted by usieie!crs passing
over the shoulders, and kept in shais' by
self-generating tiulvftnicPlates, which give
a nleasanl current,
The Reirulator ih also Oalvanls; Its Cup
and Nozzles are made of Silver; HsStein.of
Copper and Zinc, Is hollow, that injections
may be thrown through it, or into tlio neck
of the Uterus. It din lie so regulated I y
its thnmb-screw as to meet noy mal-posi-tion
of the Uterus, and is unequalled In
meetiim any form of female disease.
Price. t. Patented Ausnist IS. 1S71, by
tv. s. VanCleve, Centmliu, Illinois.
Territory for Hnh; or will receive
Royalty for lannfheturei
For State or Territorial rhts to inanu
faia urc and si;ll on the Pacific toast, apply
to COLL. VANOLEVE, Albany, Oregon.
own iuannfut'torA', in New llnven.ana arc
-o c-ttii'wyrtieteo that the core or center ot
i be lens conies dlreel !. in front of the eje.
nroducttttta
(XK.tR : iKsn?i r VtsioMi
As in the natnruj, heulihy sWht, and rt
venting nit utipttasant staisatwtns, siten as
'.'liinne ring and uaveriie: ol night, tlU?i
ness, etc., j h . i i ti c toatl others in (mo.
The ! '.'las-"-' urc mnnufacl it red trota tui
nnte n sml jM'-'iiies melted loKiMhur, and
iteHve 1ielrnaine,'t)lutatriil,'',oh account
i,f their jiartlnessiultl brlllimicj . Theyaiv
inoiinted tu the iloest man nor, at nor mm
utanntUetoty, in all stylesol gokLsiiver,
steeL rubber, mid shell finnici, nf ibe Ijcsi
(itnitltv. Their durability can not be slth
pnsSisf,aavt ihelr finish isieli a- wUlsuil
the most ftiHtmioHS. Ninc irenuine iinle.
bearing oitr mide-mark, o atantfied on
PorsaBi i' the principal nptiefans
jewelers, l lirottKtinnt the eoitnlry. Mann- I
rati a red by. I. K S)en(s;r A Co., in'actleiit
opticians, New York. For isale ouit by I
Ti l I s BROTHERS ' j
Ilctllers in watenes, clocks, jewelrj, sliver
ware. etc.. Albany. Oregon,
Ktifcred aouortllng toaet of Congressjn I
the year IstKt, by , K. SihW'T ' ".. in rot
clerk's oniec nt the Plstriel Conn of the
United States, for theStmlhern District ot
New rork. .wvs
SASH F.Af'TO.'lV
r.l'ILDKKS. ATTEXTKiN !
SASH, BLIND, AND DOOU
F A C X O 11 V .
S.1I. At.TUOl'SE. J. I'. 1IACKE.NMU.
W. KKTCHt M.
ALTHOi KF, A CO.,
I,yon Ntreet, on the Hirer Buk,
AI.BANY, OREGON.
Keep on band a lull assortment, and are
prepared to
rtlBNlsn TO ORDER,
Doors, SiinIi, ItlindN, and
9loidiii;i,
Sucli as
CROWN, PAXEI RAMI A KKtTIO.K
MOM),
Of all sizes.
WINDOW AND POOU FRAMES,
Floorln;;, IdliiK,
-And-
AllotbrfclalHorHnlldln.1Ia(rrlal.
ALSO: PREPARED TO DO Mil. I.
work, funiish shaker fans, ztgKag
shakers, suction fans, driving pulleys oi
any Kinu.at our tacforj on l.von street ion I
the river banki, neit' lielow Mark ham's
warehouse. ALTIIOfSE A CO.
Albany. Feb. 10, IStiil-11
LEBANON CAUOS.
JA.tBRfi L. COWAIV,
iSucccssor of A. Cowan A Co.:
I
Lebanon, Oregon,
-Dealer: in-
GENERAL MERIH Af)!SE!
TjritL KEKP ALWAT8 ON HAM) A
tV full stock of
IHtY GOODS,
lilttMKUIES.
BAUIlW'ARK.
HO( ITS A SIIOKS.
nil for salt' lit tinrIwot Prict-s for Co h
or jpr a 'I u i- .
ggr All imwitiHOWlnK A. Cowan ft Co..
oin nettle I iv cnllinu on W8 at Lobuiion.
Hvt JAMKS h. COW A.N.
V. ft. MAIL i
Tri-Wetikl) Stage Line !
rpiIE C.NDERfKiNKD is now running a
L trl-weeklv stnite from Eeiwtnon lo Al
bany, uinv trig the V- S. Mulls, leaving
Lebanon even- Monday. Wednesday and
Krldav inornlnirs, ami returning, leave
Mban'y at i o'clock P. M. of said duys.
' Passengers called for In any part of the
citv. All orders should lie left at the St.
Charles Hotel, Albany, for passengers or
freight for I.etnon.
Packages and light frclaht punctually
delivered at low rat.. All business en
trurted to ne wllllie promp! SJg0'
tebiuon. !. '
iHtBM w inning fin or in tin- hoiw hold,ai
hinvn hy the HiliVlv Inrrtiicitnif fttUft,
i iii- Ni;V r A.MliV M HINK ri
!Ij tl a rn!ic un 1 vt.victy tf work Hm-ll ua
v.as iiiu'i" tli(uiili' in.pnii if h, im rtorin
!. 'niuli'iit'ry. '' t-iiiitn hihI m A1kMT
tviAi i' I-!hi'chciiti,!, Hio-i IteunftfttK (Iti
Unit-!; arnuu'.-.l, nlul a '-uiiy
I'tii'iii't -. uu ino6tlH running ot a'! Hw
f'uMiilv S'w iin; Mjh !ii:?t'-. Ii it n ari.
rt)Jo mo' (;!iiy itu' 'lit- raitf iy nil.,,y
iiswwinr. Btif also ' tli' VHrwtj ana d If
tMTiii klittl ot tt'xi t$tv ythfeh wiil ww
viih t-ijiiai fticilltj air! jf!i'r ion, n.-'n,
nfflt I wiw . Itftt'W or ciitfpii t hrt a't. tlnr or
roar-( inukltW ;hi lnirtK';"!elMli--
sui Ei. niikf on tto'M oi rtw felfto
st'w it. Thus ltas rr t !o;li,or Wiv hvr, nu.y
1h' sewn u i' h irrni! (! ivutft li mi'! unlforul
iy oI'k' It h ; m I. in u mmmnt, iliH vi!
liiijjantl '!(''('i''ivi rtvyfnw !ttitiintiit wuv
in1 nnjas.tt for (lti 011 it&rMf? 'ns
Haita t' li:'', i ir llw inuteUi ! i anal an, or
niillliiu, oriMinoi twy oilier whirls uliit h
ih'licatc HUfpam liaxt- I'vo known to ii'
fortUa Apply t
S. II. CI.Ai;CtflTO.,
At J KMT FOR UN'N ' HNTV.
Nn ?lt .,.. Itii ' Rtore of ,. t AKOTU
EfiSA t't' . .i anv.Oivtron.
Ma :i, InJii.T)
PA TEN T MKDK INi:,
REWARD
FOR AN
Incurable Case!
XDE. LE RICHATJ'S
C OLDEN BALSAM!
After ten yetrs trial un this Cout ha
proven itielf the only nirntive in rirtinrlnf
of diseases pronounced by nitdieal j ructinon
era aa incurablo.
Dr. LeBichan's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.i
cures Chancres tint and xecnnd 'tgem. Hen n
the Legs or Body; Sore Ears, Eyts, Noao, kc;
Oopper-oolored Blotihes, Syphilitic Cutarrh,
Diseased Scalp, and nil priumry ferrua of tbg
disease known as Syphilis. I'rioc, ;,pr hui
tle, or two fiir $.
Dr. LeRichau's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.2
cures Tertiary, Mercurial, Syphilitic Eleuma
tism, Pains la the Bom s, Im k of the k, I't.
cerated Soro Throat, Ryiihllitlc Kasb, I.iiini
and Gmrracted Oinls, htlirnem rf ti e ljii:U.
au4 eradicates all disrates in m lh rrtia.
whether caused by teulsvrttbiB tr t.ue of
mercury liavtnn the blcvxl pur, and hat by.
Price, $5 per bottlo, or tw f( r tsi.
Dr. LsBichiii's GOLDEN SPANISH AK-
tidote, for the Cure of OonncThom, OWt, Jr1
taUon, Gravel, and f'rnary r (ienitoi
disamunjemonts. Pric, f2.K) pir bottls,
Dr.LeSichaa'g GOLDEN SPAfilSRlE-
Jootion, a wash and UlJertioS f rnnrrev
of (ionnorhom, IiilUnmtiry OlHt. iiHtT.
ant all disoawsof tho KicU arid l'lulut.
Prii-.', l JO per battle,
Alw Afeatj frr DR. I Z T ICTAri' OCT IT
PILLS tor Bm!nl V . t.ij---. : It..
ons, Ininnii v. and all .- aria ri-f:-l i
Utstintauuu an 1 1 utmI v ' - . 1- . f i
pec b)tt!e. The r- tm C :K Kh.4uh U
put up only In rou'id botfV.
On ren-lpt of pii", i!.."." ird!!w I
be sent to all y r:s i f t:, r nrrr; . I- ti ;
rt mail, ae -n'lv pcke.t an.1 txrd rr. tu -ration.
Sola AftenMI, 9
c. v. n'rHr.DH co. jn. r
Tfholeiiale and Itrta I I'nwc-'i and
CbcmiKt. H v. ecr. flay i. j&L
Stprts. Pn rHnofn, Osf.
HOLLOWAY'S
Every Man lis own Piysician.
ouTioisr.
'ft:;' inmen-m demand for HOI.I)WATS
1 eihfM anil OINTMENT 1(8. tempted
unprincipled pnrtics tocoiinterfait these vaji.
!l'''l htoitttttllMl.
i :i nnler to nrotect the public and onrserfes.
- h v iMueu it new " Trade Mark," consia
-iMf'ifan 6tpljn citeie of a serpent, wink
the letter II in the centre. Every box of gto
.,ne 'loM.owtY's and Oixtmint will
tids trade mark un it ; none are canulna
.I'.lld lt it.
v V. OaMuuL UC nuw rriprletaw,
i m t. sftwYaik.
CRANK IIKKillAM. -San
FnuMiiHco, Cttl.
81! Solo Agents for tho I'acifle Cuwt. f
$i,M
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