ALBANY HKGISTEK.
prang tptx.
OtiinUs. Who lives next door to its,
lias bought a new dog. He need a
new one. His last one used to bark
all night in the yard, until in frantic
desperation, we would shy boots ane
ologne bottles and furniture at him.d
But lie always went on worse; and in
the morning 0 mute would come calm
ly out and gather up thoe missiles
and carry them into the hoiw. He
has more titan twenty pair of boots
and slippers in his possession, besides
chair legs and cakes of soap, and hair
brushes and match-safes, and towel
racks. And he never had the manli
ness to offer to give them buck. On
the contrary, he trained that dog to sit
by the front gate and seize us by tne
leg when we came out aprently for
the purpose of securing some more
boot". But we poisoned him one
night, and tlic nest morning Gumbs
threw the caraun over into our
yard. We returned it. Otiinta re
turned it. We lioth stayed at homo
that day and spent the time liauling
tliat dog to one another over the fence.
Then we hired an Irishman to stand
there night and day to it-turn the de
ceased to fi limbs, yard. Then Qumbs
also engaged an Irishman. It was ex
hilarating work. The corpse proba-
iity traversed that lencc six 01 seven j
thousand times in every twenty-four J
hours. He must have lieoonie familiar ;
with the route, even if lie was dead.
At last he wore away with so much i
handling, and on the last day the j
Irishmen whiled away the lionrs by i
flinging only the tail at each other. I
Our Irishman at last buried the tail
and resumed. And now Gumbs has
got a new dog. It will be excessively
Sngulnr if we do not fish for tli.it dog
some evening soon with a codfish line
and a piece of beef, and run him up
all of a Hidden to our window, and
launch him into the sewer.
Where the "Confounded Mother"
Wm.
.Ell Perkins in N. Y. Com. Advertiser.
A gentleman who came up the Hud
son on the SI. John yesterday tells this
story: "I noticed." lie said., "a se-rions-looking
man, who looked as If
be might have been a clerk or a book
keeper. The man seemed to be car
rying a crying baby, aud was
doing everything lie could to still Its
. As the child lieeame restless in
the berth, the gentleman took it in
ids arms and carried It to and fro in
the cabin. The sobs of the child irri
tated a rich man, who was trying to
read, until lie blurted out loud enough
tor the lather to liear :
" 'What does he want to disturb the
whole cabin with that tld baby for!"'
The man only nestled the baby
more quietly in his arms without say
ing a word. Then the baby sobbed
again.
" -Where is the confounded mother
tliat she don't stop itsnoise?' (Jontin
ed the profane grumbler.
At this the father camo up to the
inuti ami said : '! am sorry we dis
turb you. ir: but my dear baby's
mother is in her coffin down in tlie
baggage-room. I'm taking her hack
to Albany where we used to live.''
'Tlie liard-heartcd man." says my
frieud, "buried his face in shame : but
a moment, wilted by the terrible re
buke, lie was by the side of tlie grief
stricken father" They were both tend
ing the baby."
A Shawl Far lory In 4 slime re.
A gentleman who traveled a hmg
time in India, and Qasbmere gives
wjme curious fact- about tlie inaulliUo
tnre ami cost of a real Cashmere scarf
orshawl. While in Ca-hmere he vis
ited Mooki Shah, who is the best and
greatest manufacture of shawls in
that city. The factory was a misera
ble, uirtv iHuiiliug. the workroom
measured about (txty by thirty feet. I
Here be found sotiie. forty men and 1
boy, of all ages, from six to fifty, ar- j
ranged in twos anil nines, at utlieretit
looms each oue having a loom to him
self, for all the most valuable shawls
are made In looms In small pieces, nc
inrdiug to the patteru, and then low
ed together. The patwrnjs not put
in cowrs or aiuarcs, like our patterns
of worsted work for chair lucks, seals,
and slipper, but the directions are
written. When the patterns are made
they are sewed together. At some
looms in operation there apiieared to
I four or five hundred small bits of
wood with rolls of different shades of
woolen thread, to be used in different
parts of the patterns. It was aston
ishing to see the dexterity with which
the small children 'vorked these hand
looms and understood their written di
rections. .
A citizen of Pomeroy, accompanied
by a waggish friend, went Into a den
tists offloe to have a tooth drawn.
Sot being blessed with strong powers
of endurance, be was uitrotis-oyded.
After the molar was extracted, and
while regaining coiwcimtsuess, lie In
Qulrtt of his Wend. "Where am I V
Yotfr In jail for killing your wife."
-In Jalt iorliflllng my wife? I al
ways'flwugnt 1t wbnld come to that."
I5USLNKS8 CARDS.
At North Brownsville,
KIRK, HUME & CO.,
KMC STILL SKLLISO
DRY GOODS, (LOTH hi.,
BOOTH, SIIOKS, SI AltlMV '.ltl ,
UBOCEBIHS OTIO.N,
ETC., ETC.,
ofwbtoh they keep on band u full stock,
and are utile' to sell at lowest run-., us
usual, mi- f hmii or i't-oiliice.
Will atso tw alile to Ian and soil i.vnln
of ail kinds, or attend to storing or fori
wimliit); It tit their Warehouse in IIhIk-v.
Glv nsu trial. KlliK. lit Mi: A CO.
WM. PETERS,
MASl'i'Am'itEK OF
Carriages
& Wagons,
of Eterf Description)
ALBAXY. OREGOX.
MANTFAfTTRES TO ORDER AN V
and all style- of
Wagon, Carriage, .Harks
Ac at n reftsoB&blti mtef as tlie nae of !
Rood material and !irst-chu( work ill jtii-,
tifv.
Repairing neatly and expeditiously done ,
at low mit"-.
Slmn on Perry U'tween First and Second i
street, WM. PETERS. !
Albany, Muy 10, In:-!
MARBLE WORKS.
nonoi: & STAICER, j
Dealers In
Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs
Head and Foot Stones,
Executed In
Califurnia, Vermont and Italian
Marble.
SALEM, OREGON.
Kit I M 'II SHOP AT AI.BASY.
Tlir EjTCil The Ears'.
IR. T. L. GOLDEX,
OroliHt iml AnrlM, Albany, retjoii.
DR. (iOl.DEX 1 A
of the noted
old optMlmtc doctor
- I Guillen.
Dr. fioiden lift" had
in trcuttntr
tin' various umnws "'
which the eveamleiirnre snhjoct, and feel"
eonllilent ol Riving entire Munuctuqi t
those who niav plaee thcuiseives innlcr his
,,. April IS. N.
BR. E. O. s-niTII, DENTIST,
HAS LOCATED IN A I-Imimi-
mill w llflH' Cell Iv
to wail n'n the eitteoiis of At i.
Win ami vieinltv.with a 'lew
SxTTtT:
Invention In dental work. It eonnlst- in
siiiniortln!; the plate to the mouth Without
eoverlnu the whole roof, as heretofore.
Xbom wtshlnir artificial teeth re request
ed to (all and examine lor Utetnwlvea.
Also, lilnte mended, whether lurtliilly
broken ordlvided. Tivih. extracted wTtn
nut naln. Office over Turn-IPs store. All
work warranted.
7v4
raper-hanging, :alrriuliiiug,
Decorating, &r.
1,1 M. WAliWiHTH will itive prnmnt
. attention to nil orders for Paper.
'innshi". Caloemtnlntf, tv-eom'in. Af., In
mis city or vieinlty. All work executed
in the latwi style, in the best manner.and
at lowesl living rates. (aTOrdeVH left at
Furniture Warerooiiwofilms, Slealey will
receive prompt attvutioii. 10v I
FRANKLIN MARKET,
ALBANY', OHKliOS,
J. IS IIKBBO.V, : : . Proprietor,
AGAIN. AT TDK OLD MjACK,
Front strept, proppsei to tnmMi nil
who icipiv with all kind of MEATS, at the
loweit market rates, llv strict attention
to business he bops to give Keneml iti
uietlnn to all who innv favor liim with a
rail. K-ir Highest- market price lil tor
I'OLLTUV. J. 1!. HK8B0S.
iiSDvi
CITY MAKKKT, .
FIRST STRELT, ALBAS, OBEUOX, ,
J. L. HARRIS,
PKOPR1ETOK,
f ILL EN'DEAV'OK TO KEEP CON-
sianuj on imini a inn niijii. wi
ALL KIXBS Of MLATO,
Which will lie of the vcrv liest, quality.
Thehl:;hel market price paid for Beeves,
holts and sheep.
Third door west of Ferry, on south side
of First street. .1. L. 11 A Itliis.
Albany, lire, l.i, im v,t
Albany Collegiate Inatllulv,
AtBASY, OBIXaOK.
rpins INSTTTt'TION WILL REOPEN OS
1 Monday. Scptemlicr 4, 1S71, with a corps
of teachers carntilc ami earnest. Instruc
tion will lie thorough and practjnil, and
the system' of order unsiirrsu; For par
ticular!, address
B. K. WARREN. A, M President ;
Or, Buv. t. E. oEAKV, 1). On Allainy.
DltY GOODS. ETC.
P. C. HARPER & CO.
1rK BEfl LEAVE TO CALL THE AT
T tejtnon of Hie nohlletoonr large ana
well selected week of
GENERAL
MERCHANDISE
eonntstina of the latest and most fashion-
u'-ilc styles of
DRESS GOODS!
TBIMMIM1S,
MlCK tWH-AJW.
MI AWLS,
LlliS.
KIIBROIDEHT
and Fancy Notions. In the
Gentlemen's Department
we offer the latest svles In CLOTfflNt.,
tli.' beat In I'NDKlttV EAH, theiionhl
est TIES itnd STAKES, the niee.st
IILOVEM nnd (I U'STLKTH.
iiml the "ton" in HOOTS ..
SHOES, while our
Ml.St HATS
lire all thenijfe.
We keepeonstanlly on ham', a full as
sortment of
shot o-Tjisr,
SBOT-PiH'.CUSS,
UlTX-TVBES,
lltWOER,
FLASKS,
SHOT-BELTO,
P01VDEU,
SIP IT.
I'.u's.
in fret, overythlag In the banter's line.
our
....
Mirrors & Pieture Frames 1
embrace all stos and stylets In tlie line of j
GROOERI 3E3 S ,
CrorKrry,
ixlasinitir,
I riiit .Inrs,
POrRET&TAULEf I TLEUY,
Nails
Tobat'fo,
DollH'titiC iOOlN, Ac
W OOlt 4 WILLOW WABE,
our stock is full and complete.
f,vLL ASH EXAMINE (iOOpS. .ja
I osier s liiilldiriK, First M.. Alhauj .
P. (.'. IIABI'KB & CO.
METROPOLIS
II O TEL.
Corner Front and .Salmon St.,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
This new mid elegant hotel, w ith
New rurnlliirc Thronifhout,
in now
OI'EX TO THE VVBUV.
Until sfin for thf ncrnuiiiioilatiou
of Onests.
Fit EE COACH i To THE HOUSE.
i'onic nnd Sec 5 s.
i . B. M'KE4i:R. Propr.
Oct.7,71-.1v4
DR. VAAELEVE'S
GalTanic , AMoiial Supporter
-AK0-ITEBIXE
REUI'LATOR.
rpiIK MERITS OF THIS IX'STRVMEST
A consist prineijolly in the supjiort it
ives to the alHlmnrn and spine. The Is'lt
Is broad, Minportorl by siwpenderti ixisshifr
over the shoulders, and kept in sIiiiim' by
self-iteneratlnKtialvmilc Plates, which give
a pleasant current.
The UcKiilator is also fiiilrantc; Its Cup
andSonzlesare madeot Silver; ltsStcm,of
Copis'r and Zinc, Is hollow, that injections
may lie thrown thromrh it, or into the neck
of the I'tcnw. Itminls'soreifulateilby
Itslhuiiili-serewasto meet any mal-posl-i
ton of th ('torus, mid is uiicriinllnd In
uiectlnir any form of female disease.
Price, iwateil Auitust 13, U71, by
W. S. Tim Cleve, Ccntrulla, Bllnow.
Territory lor Mole, or will receive
Royalty for manufacture.
For State or Territorial rhrhta to tnann
tactnn' and sell on tlie Pacific Coast, airply
toCOtL. YAS CLE VB, Albany, Oregon.
SPECTACLES.
MONEY CAN NOT REY IT,
Hut the OlMmoud Spertnrlex will ;
prenerve li.
'V. SOW OFFKI! A tiLASS TO THE
I iV imbltc v.hieh Is pronounced '' 'ae
i most eekihratii't oiitlclnns ol the world to
' butlic most perfem. luittiriil, arliflcbtl beip
i to i In' human eye ever known. They are
Itround under onr n supervision, n( onr
own ma'iufaclorv. In New Haven, aud arc
, so constructed trial the tore or center oi
the lens coines directly in front of the eye,
1 producing a
! IXEAll AMI ftlSTIXCT VSsIOAi,
j As in llie natural, healthy siu'ht. and p.'1
i venting till iiiipieusntit wmsutlons, such lis
liniiuerin.i luul wavet'iu;! of skfht, ilbizi
I ness, etc,, tietiulhirtonll others in use.
! These iuss.'saii' inanuftit'tutvdt'ituii ini
! uuteerystul liehbles iiieitod together, nnd
'derive ilieiriuinie. "!:t!iiiioinl,"on aeeiniiit
of their bitrdnOHsnnd lirlllinney, Theyure
j mounted in the tines; milliner, a! our own
1 mieuUaetorv, in all MyloBOf irold, sliver,
j si eel, rubixn', and shell frames, of the liesi
j qunittT, Their durability cm) not he sur-
:u-M';l'.and llieir rlllisU Is such its win sttil
: the lllost fiistldlous. None tfenuine unless
beartiitfonr t)iKlernnrk, o stamped on
j 'er fratne.
i Foi'stle ii' the prlu'.-i;'.i! opticians and
I iewclers, iht'ou.liout tlii' country, Mann,
faetnred Itv J. K. tflHtnoer A i'o., iimcilcal
I ii'ilicians. New York. For sale nitlv hv
Tilt's llltOTIIEltS, '
I iiea'ers In Matches, rloeks, Jewelry, silver
v. .hv, etc., Albany, uregcun,
ICntered aecordhtff to net of ''on
the yenr lMiQ, liy J. K.'HMicerft (
tress in
..in flw '
clerk s otnee of the Dlstrtcl Conn of the
('lilted Sink's, for the Southern lihtricl oi
New York. Mlvtl
SASH FAOTOUY
JU IMiKKs. ATTEXTIOX!
SASH, BLIND, AND POOli
FACTORY .
! s H
. Al.TllOVSE. .1. f. HACK K.S TO.
W. IvCtCUl'H.
ALTIIOl'SE iV CO.,
Lyon Street, on the River Bank,
AL1IANV, OKEtii IN.
Keep on hand a full assortment, and arc ,
prcimrud lo
rcKSTsn to oitiij:it,
Doors, Saali, BltniU, nnd
molding,
Such as
MtOWX, PA.MEL, KAMI it Si t 1 3N
noi.n,
of all Blues.
WINDOW AM) DOOH FRAMES,
Flooring, sitlliiir,
And-
AlloUitrlilndsorKnlldluKMaieriiil.
ALSO: PrtEPAltEf) To Id Mil. I. j
work, furnish shaker fan-. Kixma I
ihakers, tuetlon fans, ilrlvjnK pulleys of!
anykhid.at onr factory on I. von street 0h ,
the river bank , next' below MnrkhumV
wiuvhouse. ALTIIOI'SK A CO.
Allmnv, Feb. ID, lwni-U
LE15AXOX CA11D8.
Jn&S L. OWAi',
iSuarsfiorof A. Cowan & Co.)
I ii'bsinoii, Oregon,
Dealer in--
GENERAL MKIUHWDISK!
fll.t. KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND A
lull stncKOI
DRV GOODS,
GROCERIES.
HARDWARE,
HOOTS A SHOES,
all f'ir sale at the Lowest Prices for Cu a
or Prut! ure.
fjjT All iH'isons owin(f A. Cowan & Co,,
can settle by cullim; on fni'al Lehnnon.
22V4 JAMES L. COWAN.
I . H. MAIL !
Tri-Wet-til) Niujc Lino I
THE tTN'DERSIUNED Is now runninirn
tri-weflkly stnste frtun Lelianon to Al
Iniiiy, unryirift tlie V. S. Malls, leaving
Uilsmon every Monday, Wednesday and
Friday mornings, and rulumiUK, leave
Alliany at 3 o'cloek P. M. of said duys.
Passeners called for In any wrt of the
eltv. All orders should la- left at the St.
Charles Hotel, Alliany, for jHisseners or
frclirjit ror ieoannn.
PackiiKcs and lit;ht frchrht punctually
delivered nt low rates. All business en
trusted to toe will be promptly attended to.
n. i. uuaav4i
Lelxinon.Fel). lH,723tv4
FOR SIGHT IS PRICELESS!
THE NEW FAMILY
SINGBH
SEWiNC MACHINE,
WITH ATT.M IIMKM'S fl.K
Alt KIXDS Of WOBK,
l fust whining ftiror In Hie honsetinld. as
tdiowii by the ranldly iiicmi'tlmr saies.
TliisN'EW FAMU.V MACHINE is iiniv
hie of a ruiete nnd variety "I work sin h as
ve.u e tiloivjilt Imposslliki lo K't1prm
hv nun him re We cktiin ami i nn sliow
il at It la tlic'ehoajjest, most lHiiUtlfiil.,del
Itatclv arniiutcd. Itlrely a 'juslcd. eas.ly
oiiera e'1 atnt saino'htv ruiitlltia 01 nil Inn
Ftmiily -ewlnit Machines. V i n mari
time uiit ontv (orttHi raunc an i varlwv oi
iiss. w-iii'.'. tan also for fta! vw't'anqdlf
ferenl kinds (t trxture which h will si w
villi cillisl facility an I pcr'e ion. u-inu
sltk tv.dst, linen or m. ton tmvai. nne or
ts.trsc, uiaiiinK (he lBtrlOeRetlelate
at Itch, alike mi lioth selcs of the fabric
sewii. Thus, heaver elfitli, or kther, nia.t
in- si it it with ureal strength and anlfotiu
it oi'stiteh ; and, In a moment, this wi;
Inetiiii I ne'er-w,'iiriiw instrument mo v
lie adjusted for tine work on tamw or ao
saiiier tissue, or the tuitklaa ol tariatati.or
iulti!lnst,ot almoHi any other work wli'ch
delloilc diijjrci-' have Iseii know u to per
form. Apply to
i. II. CLAltiilTOX,
AtiEKf FOR LINN Col'NTY,
LEItANtlX, tlHHUOS.
AInont the 1 trust s ore of A, CAKoTII
EES A CO., All any, Oic,otl.
May 3. IS7in3)
ma him i. .mi in ii Tl1 "
PATENT MKDK'IXE.
REWARD
FOR AN'
Incurable Case!
XDR. LE lUCHATJ'S
GOLDEN BALSAM I
Aftr fa n yuan trial on thtoCout bM
proven Itself the only rur&ttvo in a cvrtaln clam
of dlseaws pronounced by medle&l rractlUcn
era as Incurable.
Dp. Le Bichaa's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.i
cures Chancres first and smod nt.grii, Bores on
the Legs or Ikxly; S.iru Ears, J'yis, Ncse. r.;
Oopper colored Dloti-hcs, Krphllttlo (ilsrrh.
Discits iil Scalp, and all priinnry terns cf tbf
disease known as Hj iihilib. lilct, il put U
tie, or two for $9.
Df.Ls Biota's GOLDEN BALSAM I.'o. 2
cunts Tertiary, Menatrial. fiyphlllttc rtlifunta.
tism, Pains la the Con in. In tit the tint, 1 1,
rented Soro Throat, Pyj Itllltlt' itar.h, I.iil.ij
and Contnctod Cords. rJtlffucka tf the LintM,
and eradicates all dleefeM'S fnm thcsysttin.
whether caused hy litdlseretUiu or rhw tf
merary tearing the Mum! ) arc tud heal 1 y.
ITioo, $5 per bottle, or twi t; r f
Df. Le Rislaa's GOLDEN IMM AN-
ticlots. for tho Cure nf Ooupot1ios, Olwt, Iit.
titioo, Ornvel, uvl nil I ri.ury r (icnilai
disamngenjcnts. Pri"o, f2.C0iAT bottle,
Dr.LeBichaa's GOLDEN SPANISH IN-
jection, a wuh ami tnjw-tlo frTUWneim
of 0.)iiri!irhi.ea,ln!l;mrii:it ry Olui, Hri-ti.n.
nu'l all d:ai;.'S of IV Klduejfc lv.'X rintidcr
I'rioc, $U0 per bolt:..
Mvt Agents ftr DR. H3 EXCTJ'fl COS VIZ
PIL18 x S-mlnnl W.olf. 1 i-1 1 In.'.
(:i'jn.i.Inin'tTiy, ami ill i i.- traiila irfr r.
lauturbation hUtl rXiWbivc 1 re 1 1 , f ;
per battle, Th iyntitnfl c un..i Pajaajj I
put upmilv i.i r.juinl ltt'i a,
On r-''i;:t of pri-.-, Lin- Cr'w wi
i r mn;I, t " 'ir -iy pftflf-.il
vathui. H'.'h .C:'lit,
C. K. RICHAI,
Wholusnlti anil IU'tatl
CiH'Ji'iHtH, H AV. ror, rinj
Ktr.i?'f. H "i Vr
9
.' ( o.
;'..tn (mil
ll'tli.
HOLLOWAY'S
CA.TJTION'.
I'lIE imiiieinm ili'.n ml for IIOI.I.OW AY'S
' ini.I,i and OINTMENT lis. tonvpte.1
iniriin:ipti"l sanies lucontiterfeitthssaraln-
alili inetljelnss.
In oMer lo iirticet the ruib'tr nnd nnnelns,
f 'i li tMiinl it new " Trinto Murk," nooslst-
mofan Ktfnvlnti civelo if a nerient, with
' - Istisr H in tin- .vie ii'. Evry bni of gt
iinf. ij.ii.i miv'ii I'iu.u and' OiMTiitti will
.A' c tlivi liitili- lualt i.ti il ; none are gennintJ
ifittlfflt! it.
V V. CHlwtcir, i .. ,,; r.-"retetA
rntrn.
CRANE RRJtjIA,
fian Ei aiirlsixa (L
U SolcAgmtU for tho 1'a-i.ilc Cotwt fVt
$1,101
Eitry Mai lis rei Pljsioia