ALBANY HKGISTEK. prang tptx. OtiinUs. Who lives next door to its, lias bought a new dog. He need a new one. His last one used to bark all night in the yard, until in frantic desperation, we would shy boots ane ologne bottles and furniture at him.d But lie always went on worse; and in the morning 0 mute would come calm ly out and gather up thoe missiles and carry them into the hoiw. He has more titan twenty pair of boots and slippers in his possession, besides chair legs and cakes of soap, and hair brushes and match-safes, and towel racks. And he never had the manli ness to offer to give them buck. On the contrary, he trained that dog to sit by the front gate and seize us by tne leg when we came out aprently for the purpose of securing some more boot". But we poisoned him one night, and tlic nest morning Gumbs threw the caraun over into our yard. We returned it. Otiinta re turned it. We lioth stayed at homo that day and spent the time liauling tliat dog to one another over the fence. Then we hired an Irishman to stand there night and day to it-turn the de ceased to fi limbs, yard. Then Qumbs also engaged an Irishman. It was ex hilarating work. The corpse proba- iity traversed that lencc six 01 seven j thousand times in every twenty-four J hours. He must have lieoonie familiar ; with the route, even if lie was dead. At last he wore away with so much i handling, and on the last day the j Irishmen whiled away the lionrs by i flinging only the tail at each other. I Our Irishman at last buried the tail and resumed. And now Gumbs has got a new dog. It will be excessively Sngulnr if we do not fish for tli.it dog some evening soon with a codfish line and a piece of beef, and run him up all of a Hidden to our window, and launch him into the sewer. Where the "Confounded Mother" Wm. .Ell Perkins in N. Y. Com. Advertiser. A gentleman who came up the Hud son on the SI. John yesterday tells this story: "I noticed." lie said., "a se-rions-looking man, who looked as If be might have been a clerk or a book keeper. The man seemed to be car rying a crying baby, aud was doing everything lie could to still Its . As the child lieeame restless in the berth, the gentleman took it in ids arms and carried It to and fro in the cabin. The sobs of the child irri tated a rich man, who was trying to read, until lie blurted out loud enough tor the lather to liear : " 'What does he want to disturb the whole cabin with that tld baby for!"' The man only nestled the baby more quietly in his arms without say ing a word. Then the baby sobbed again. " -Where is the confounded mother tliat she don't stop itsnoise?' (Jontin ed the profane grumbler. At this the father camo up to the inuti ami said : '! am sorry we dis turb you. ir: but my dear baby's mother is in her coffin down in tlie baggage-room. I'm taking her hack to Albany where we used to live.'' 'Tlie liard-heartcd man." says my frieud, "buried his face in shame : but a moment, wilted by the terrible re buke, lie was by the side of tlie grief stricken father" They were both tend ing the baby." A Shawl Far lory In 4 slime re. A gentleman who traveled a hmg time in India, and Qasbmere gives wjme curious fact- about tlie inaulliUo tnre ami cost of a real Cashmere scarf orshawl. While in Ca-hmere he vis ited Mooki Shah, who is the best and greatest manufacture of shawls in that city. The factory was a misera ble, uirtv iHuiiliug. the workroom measured about (txty by thirty feet. I Here be found sotiie. forty men and 1 boy, of all ages, from six to fifty, ar- j ranged in twos anil nines, at utlieretit looms each oue having a loom to him self, for all the most valuable shawls are made In looms In small pieces, nc inrdiug to the patteru, and then low ed together. The patwrnjs not put in cowrs or aiuarcs, like our patterns of worsted work for chair lucks, seals, and slipper, but the directions are written. When the patterns are made they are sewed together. At some looms in operation there apiieared to I four or five hundred small bits of wood with rolls of different shades of woolen thread, to be used in different parts of the patterns. It was aston ishing to see the dexterity with which the small children 'vorked these hand looms and understood their written di rections. . A citizen of Pomeroy, accompanied by a waggish friend, went Into a den tists offloe to have a tooth drawn. Sot being blessed with strong powers of endurance, be was uitrotis-oyded. After the molar was extracted, and while regaining coiwcimtsuess, lie In Qulrtt of his Wend. "Where am I V Yotfr In jail for killing your wife." -In Jalt iorliflllng my wife? I al ways'flwugnt 1t wbnld come to that." I5USLNKS8 CARDS. At North Brownsville, KIRK, HUME & CO., KMC STILL SKLLISO DRY GOODS, (LOTH hi., BOOTH, SIIOKS, SI AltlMV '.ltl , UBOCEBIHS OTIO.N, ETC., ETC., ofwbtoh they keep on band u full stock, and are utile' to sell at lowest run-., us usual, mi- f hmii or i't-oiliice. Will atso tw alile to Ian and soil i.vnln of ail kinds, or attend to storing or fori wimliit); It tit their Warehouse in IIhIk-v. Glv nsu trial. KlliK. lit Mi: A CO. WM. PETERS, MASl'i'Am'itEK OF Carriages & Wagons, of Eterf Description) ALBAXY. OREGOX. MANTFAfTTRES TO ORDER AN V and all style- of Wagon, Carriage, .Harks Ac at n reftsoB&blti mtef as tlie nae of ! Rood material and !irst-chu( work ill jtii-, tifv. Repairing neatly and expeditiously done , at low mit"-. Slmn on Perry U'tween First and Second i street, WM. PETERS. ! Albany, Muy 10, In:-! MARBLE WORKS. nonoi: & STAICER, j Dealers In Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs Head and Foot Stones, Executed In Califurnia, Vermont and Italian Marble. SALEM, OREGON. Kit I M 'II SHOP AT AI.BASY. Tlir EjTCil The Ears'. IR. T. L. GOLDEX, OroliHt iml AnrlM, Albany, retjoii. DR. (iOl.DEX 1 A of the noted old optMlmtc doctor - I Guillen. Dr. fioiden lift" had in trcuttntr tin' various umnws "' which the eveamleiirnre snhjoct, and feel" eonllilent ol Riving entire Munuctuqi t those who niav plaee thcuiseives innlcr his ,,. April IS. N. BR. E. O. s-niTII, DENTIST, HAS LOCATED IN A I-Imimi- mill w llflH' Cell Iv to wail n'n the eitteoiis of At i. Win ami vieinltv.with a 'lew SxTTtT: Invention In dental work. It eonnlst- in siiiniortln!; the plate to the mouth Without eoverlnu the whole roof, as heretofore. Xbom wtshlnir artificial teeth re request ed to (all and examine lor Utetnwlvea. Also, lilnte mended, whether lurtliilly broken ordlvided. Tivih. extracted wTtn nut naln. Office over Turn-IPs store. All work warranted. 7v4 raper-hanging, :alrriuliiiug, Decorating, &r. 1,1 M. WAliWiHTH will itive prnmnt . attention to nil orders for Paper. 'innshi". Caloemtnlntf, tv-eom'in. Af., In mis city or vieinlty. All work executed in the latwi style, in the best manner.and at lowesl living rates. (aTOrdeVH left at Furniture Warerooiiwofilms, Slealey will receive prompt attvutioii. 10v I FRANKLIN MARKET, ALBANY', OHKliOS, J. IS IIKBBO.V, : : . Proprietor, AGAIN. AT TDK OLD MjACK, Front strept, proppsei to tnmMi nil who icipiv with all kind of MEATS, at the loweit market rates, llv strict attention to business he bops to give Keneml iti uietlnn to all who innv favor liim with a rail. K-ir Highest- market price lil tor I'OLLTUV. J. 1!. HK8B0S. iiSDvi CITY MAKKKT, . FIRST STRELT, ALBAS, OBEUOX, , J. L. HARRIS, PKOPR1ETOK, f ILL EN'DEAV'OK TO KEEP CON- sianuj on imini a inn niijii. wi ALL KIXBS Of MLATO, Which will lie of the vcrv liest, quality. Thehl:;hel market price paid for Beeves, holts and sheep. Third door west of Ferry, on south side of First street. .1. L. 11 A Itliis. Albany, lire, l.i, im v,t Albany Collegiate Inatllulv, AtBASY, OBIXaOK. rpins INSTTTt'TION WILL REOPEN OS 1 Monday. Scptemlicr 4, 1S71, with a corps of teachers carntilc ami earnest. Instruc tion will lie thorough and practjnil, and the system' of order unsiirrsu; For par ticular!, address B. K. WARREN. A, M President ; Or, Buv. t. E. oEAKV, 1). On Allainy. DltY GOODS. ETC. P. C. HARPER & CO. 1rK BEfl LEAVE TO CALL THE AT T tejtnon of Hie nohlletoonr large ana well selected week of GENERAL MERCHANDISE eonntstina of the latest and most fashion- u'-ilc styles of DRESS GOODS! TBIMMIM1S, MlCK tWH-AJW. MI AWLS, LlliS. KIIBROIDEHT and Fancy Notions. In the Gentlemen's Department we offer the latest svles In CLOTfflNt., tli.' beat In I'NDKlttV EAH, theiionhl est TIES itnd STAKES, the niee.st IILOVEM nnd (I U'STLKTH. iiml the "ton" in HOOTS .. SHOES, while our Ml.St HATS lire all thenijfe. We keepeonstanlly on ham', a full as sortment of shot o-Tjisr, SBOT-PiH'.CUSS, UlTX-TVBES, lltWOER, FLASKS, SHOT-BELTO, P01VDEU, SIP IT. I'.u's. in fret, overythlag In the banter's line. our .... Mirrors & Pieture Frames 1 embrace all stos and stylets In tlie line of j GROOERI 3E3 S , CrorKrry, ixlasinitir, I riiit .Inrs, POrRET&TAULEf I TLEUY, Nails Tobat'fo, DollH'titiC iOOlN, Ac W OOlt 4 WILLOW WABE, our stock is full and complete. f,vLL ASH EXAMINE (iOOpS. .ja I osier s liiilldiriK, First M.. Alhauj . P. (.'. IIABI'KB & CO. METROPOLIS II O TEL. Corner Front and .Salmon St., PORTLAND, OREGON. This new mid elegant hotel, w ith New rurnlliirc Thronifhout, in now OI'EX TO THE VVBUV. Until sfin for thf ncrnuiiiioilatiou of Onests. Fit EE COACH i To THE HOUSE. i'onic nnd Sec 5 s. i . B. M'KE4i:R. Propr. Oct.7,71-.1v4 DR. VAAELEVE'S GalTanic , AMoiial Supporter -AK0-ITEBIXE REUI'LATOR. rpiIK MERITS OF THIS IX'STRVMEST A consist prineijolly in the supjiort it ives to the alHlmnrn and spine. The Is'lt Is broad, Minportorl by siwpenderti ixisshifr over the shoulders, and kept in sIiiiim' by self-iteneratlnKtialvmilc Plates, which give a pleasant current. The UcKiilator is also fiiilrantc; Its Cup andSonzlesare madeot Silver; ltsStcm,of Copis'r and Zinc, Is hollow, that injections may lie thrown thromrh it, or into the neck of the I'tcnw. Itminls'soreifulateilby Itslhuiiili-serewasto meet any mal-posl-i ton of th ('torus, mid is uiicriinllnd In uiectlnir any form of female disease. Price, iwateil Auitust 13, U71, by W. S. Tim Cleve, Ccntrulla, Bllnow. Territory lor Mole, or will receive Royalty for manufacture. For State or Territorial rhrhta to tnann tactnn' and sell on tlie Pacific Coast, airply toCOtL. YAS CLE VB, Albany, Oregon. SPECTACLES. MONEY CAN NOT REY IT, Hut the OlMmoud Spertnrlex will ; prenerve li. 'V. SOW OFFKI! A tiLASS TO THE I iV imbltc v.hieh Is pronounced '' 'ae i most eekihratii't oiitlclnns ol the world to ' butlic most perfem. luittiriil, arliflcbtl beip i to i In' human eye ever known. They are Itround under onr n supervision, n( onr own ma'iufaclorv. In New Haven, aud arc , so constructed trial the tore or center oi the lens coines directly in front of the eye, 1 producing a ! IXEAll AMI ftlSTIXCT VSsIOAi, j As in llie natural, healthy siu'ht. and p.'1 i venting till iiiipieusntit wmsutlons, such lis liniiuerin.i luul wavet'iu;! of skfht, ilbizi I ness, etc,, tietiulhirtonll others in use. ! These iuss.'saii' inanuftit'tutvdt'ituii ini ! uuteerystul liehbles iiieitod together, nnd 'derive ilieiriuinie. "!:t!iiiioinl,"on aeeiniiit of their bitrdnOHsnnd lirlllinney, Theyure j mounted in the tines; milliner, a! our own 1 mieuUaetorv, in all MyloBOf irold, sliver, j si eel, rubixn', and shell frames, of the liesi j qunittT, Their durability cm) not he sur- :u-M';l'.and llieir rlllisU Is such its win sttil : the lllost fiistldlous. None tfenuine unless beartiitfonr t)iKlernnrk, o stamped on j 'er fratne. i Foi'stle ii' the prlu'.-i;'.i! opticians and I iewclers, iht'ou.liout tlii' country, Mann, faetnred Itv J. K. tflHtnoer A i'o., iimcilcal I ii'ilicians. New York. For sale nitlv hv Tilt's llltOTIIEltS, ' I iiea'ers In Matches, rloeks, Jewelry, silver v. .hv, etc., Albany, uregcun, ICntered aecordhtff to net of ''on the yenr lMiQ, liy J. K.'HMicerft ( tress in ..in flw ' clerk s otnee of the Dlstrtcl Conn of the ('lilted Sink's, for the Southern lihtricl oi New York. Mlvtl SASH FAOTOUY JU IMiKKs. ATTEXTIOX! SASH, BLIND, AND POOli FACTORY . ! s H . Al.TllOVSE. .1. f. HACK K.S TO. W. IvCtCUl'H. ALTIIOl'SE iV CO., Lyon Street, on the River Bank, AL1IANV, OKEtii IN. Keep on hand a full assortment, and arc , prcimrud lo rcKSTsn to oitiij:it, Doors, Saali, BltniU, nnd molding, Such as MtOWX, PA.MEL, KAMI it Si t 1 3N noi.n, of all Blues. WINDOW AM) DOOH FRAMES, Flooring, sitlliiir, And- AlloUitrlilndsorKnlldluKMaieriiil. ALSO: PrtEPAltEf) To Id Mil. I. j work, furnish shaker fan-. Kixma I ihakers, tuetlon fans, ilrlvjnK pulleys of! anykhid.at onr factory on I. von street 0h , the river bank , next' below MnrkhumV wiuvhouse. ALTIIOI'SK A CO. Allmnv, Feb. ID, lwni-U LE15AXOX CA11D8. Jn&S L. OWAi', iSuarsfiorof A. Cowan & Co.) I ii'bsinoii, Oregon, Dealer in-- GENERAL MKIUHWDISK! fll.t. KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND A lull stncKOI DRV GOODS, GROCERIES. HARDWARE, HOOTS A SHOES, all f'ir sale at the Lowest Prices for Cu a or Prut! ure. fjjT All iH'isons owin(f A. Cowan & Co,, can settle by cullim; on fni'al Lehnnon. 22V4 JAMES L. COWAN. I . H. MAIL ! Tri-Wet-til) Niujc Lino I THE tTN'DERSIUNED Is now runninirn tri-weflkly stnste frtun Lelianon to Al Iniiiy, unryirift tlie V. S. Malls, leaving Uilsmon every Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings, and rulumiUK, leave Alliany at 3 o'cloek P. M. of said duys. Passeners called for In any wrt of the eltv. All orders should la- left at the St. Charles Hotel, Alliany, for jHisseners or frclirjit ror ieoannn. PackiiKcs and lit;ht frchrht punctually delivered nt low rates. All business en trusted to toe will be promptly attended to. n. i. uuaav4i Lelxinon.Fel). lH,723tv4 FOR SIGHT IS PRICELESS! THE NEW FAMILY SINGBH SEWiNC MACHINE, WITH ATT.M IIMKM'S fl.K Alt KIXDS Of WOBK, l fust whining ftiror In Hie honsetinld. as tdiowii by the ranldly iiicmi'tlmr saies. TliisN'EW FAMU.V MACHINE is iiniv hie of a ruiete nnd variety "I work sin h as ve.u e tiloivjilt Imposslliki lo K't1prm hv nun him re We cktiin ami i nn sliow il at It la tlic'ehoajjest, most lHiiUtlfiil.,del Itatclv arniiutcd. Itlrely a 'juslcd. eas.ly oiiera e'1 atnt saino'htv ruiitlltia 01 nil Inn Ftmiily -ewlnit Machines. V i n mari time uiit ontv (orttHi raunc an i varlwv oi iiss. w-iii'.'. tan also for fta! vw't'anqdlf ferenl kinds (t trxture which h will si w villi cillisl facility an I pcr'e ion. u-inu sltk tv.dst, linen or m. ton tmvai. nne or ts.trsc, uiaiiinK (he lBtrlOeRetlelate at Itch, alike mi lioth selcs of the fabric sewii. Thus, heaver elfitli, or kther, nia.t in- si it it with ureal strength and anlfotiu it oi'stiteh ; and, In a moment, this wi; Inetiiii I ne'er-w,'iiriiw instrument mo v lie adjusted for tine work on tamw or ao saiiier tissue, or the tuitklaa ol tariatati.or iulti!lnst,ot almoHi any other work wli'ch delloilc diijjrci-' have Iseii know u to per form. Apply to i. II. CLAltiilTOX, AtiEKf FOR LINN Col'NTY, LEItANtlX, tlHHUOS. AInont the 1 trust s ore of A, CAKoTII EES A CO., All any, Oic,otl. May 3. IS7in3) ma him i. .mi in ii Tl1 " PATENT MKDK'IXE. REWARD FOR AN' Incurable Case! XDR. LE lUCHATJ'S GOLDEN BALSAM I Aftr fa n yuan trial on thtoCout bM proven Itself the only rur&ttvo in a cvrtaln clam of dlseaws pronounced by medle&l rractlUcn era as Incurable. Dp. Le Bichaa's GOLDEN BALSAM Ko.i cures Chancres first and smod nt.grii, Bores on the Legs or Ikxly; S.iru Ears, J'yis, Ncse. r.; Oopper colored Dloti-hcs, Krphllttlo (ilsrrh. Discits iil Scalp, and all priinnry terns cf tbf disease known as Hj iihilib. lilct, il put U tie, or two for $9. Df.Ls Biota's GOLDEN BALSAM I.'o. 2 cunts Tertiary, Menatrial. fiyphlllttc rtlifunta. tism, Pains la the Con in. In tit the tint, 1 1, rented Soro Throat, Pyj Itllltlt' itar.h, I.iil.ij and Contnctod Cords. rJtlffucka tf the LintM, and eradicates all dleefeM'S fnm thcsysttin. whether caused hy litdlseretUiu or rhw tf merary tearing the Mum! ) arc tud heal 1 y. ITioo, $5 per bottle, or twi t; r f Df. Le Rislaa's GOLDEN IMM AN- ticlots. for tho Cure nf Ooupot1ios, Olwt, Iit. titioo, Ornvel, uvl nil I ri.ury r (icnilai disamngenjcnts. Pri"o, f2.C0iAT bottle, Dr.LeBichaa's GOLDEN SPANISH IN- jection, a wuh ami tnjw-tlo frTUWneim of 0.)iiri!irhi.ea,ln!l;mrii:it ry Olui, Hri-ti.n. nu'l all d:ai;.'S of IV Klduejfc lv.'X rintidcr I'rioc, $U0 per bolt:.. Mvt Agents ftr DR. H3 EXCTJ'fl COS VIZ PIL18 x S-mlnnl W.olf. 1 i-1 1 In.'. (:i'jn.i.Inin'tTiy, ami ill i i.- traiila irfr r. lauturbation hUtl rXiWbivc 1 re 1 1 , f ; per battle, Th iyntitnfl c un..i Pajaajj I put upmilv i.i r.juinl ltt'i a, On r-''i;:t of pri-.-, Lin- Cr'w wi i r mn;I, t " 'ir -iy pftflf-.il vathui. H'.'h .C:'lit, C. K. RICHAI, Wholusnlti anil IU'tatl CiH'Ji'iHtH, H AV. ror, rinj Ktr.i?'f. H "i Vr 9 .' ( o. ;'..tn (mil ll'tli. HOLLOWAY'S CA.TJTION'. I'lIE imiiieinm ili'.n ml for IIOI.I.OW AY'S ' ini.I,i and OINTMENT lis. tonvpte.1 iniriin:ipti"l sanies lucontiterfeitthssaraln- alili inetljelnss. In oMer lo iirticet the ruib'tr nnd nnnelns, f 'i li tMiinl it new " Trinto Murk," nooslst- mofan Ktfnvlnti civelo if a nerient, with ' - Istisr H in tin- .vie ii'. Evry bni of gt iinf. ij.ii.i miv'ii I'iu.u and' OiMTiitti will .A' c tlivi liitili- lualt i.ti il ; none are gennintJ ifittlfflt! it. V V. CHlwtcir, i .. ,,; r.-"retetA rntrn. CRANE RRJtjIA, fian Ei aiirlsixa (L U SolcAgmtU for tho 1'a-i.ilc Cotwt fVt $1,101 Eitry Mai lis rei Pljsioia