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VOL IV. ALBANY, OREGON, AUGUST P, 1872. NO. 40. n ill.lMIKU EVKHT Kill HAY, By ('(MX. VAN CLEVF, lit ErCISTSa E'JILEINCS, Com r f'. rry aai Pint 8 r-'t. TERMS -IN" no year Six months. tingle copies AIlVAM'E. Tints lOllttlN Two 'I'll Ti n veins. ADVKUT1KINU K ATI. Transient MvtrtWansnt prf square ;f fen lines or ten, fli-st Insertion ft; Well subsequent insertion tl- l-argcr adver tisements inserted on Hie must liberal serai". JOB WORK. Having received new tv, stock of col ore! inks,cai a tfordnn Juf'lier, arc iire-,red tneiOiettlMt1ndsof print. Ing in a Mter manner, an ! rtrt y per sent rteaner than cvr tv.t6.f offer;-J In this it- Ac " in for Uo lie-iat er . The niliowinz gcgtfoinnn aiv authorized In reeeUo iuhI risielpl for sOliscriptfons, adveriHiii". o'cVir the KmtsTt It : Hiram Smsih. IBrrtsbUrg. 0. P. Tompkins, llamsburg. Peter Himie. Brownsville. f. It. Kirk, Brownsville. R. Irvine. Sein. T. II. Reynolds, Salem. 1,. P. Fisher, Son Francisco. l. p. Porter. BhePs8(niton. Fletcher A Wells. Bnenn Vista, To'.k Co Chas. Nlekell, Jackson llle. ' "BUSINESS t'AlllS. j. n. Miniu-.i.i.. ' ': ,!- JHTCIIULL &. BOLPM, Attsrnrjs and oiuitf loi nt I.nw, CtIJITT(H!S)N CHAStlEKT AND I'lti - H toWla aiftrrtraify-. ln' over the O'el pmtollUs', Fronistiei l, Portland, Oregtm. Iv4 J 4, v. rVKWh. 1.. 1I.INN. I'4M i.m- & n iv AltomejK al 'nmH-lin '.'w, l NO WH.ICrTOHi IN HAM KRV I.. A t'linn notary publk-:. Aikiny. Oregon. ijolliH tlnnrfiiiit! eonwyWices pri'mjitly a:-jien-le 1 lo. I ww - . II. CH AM B. H. 11. III MI'IIRBV. Notary PuMU'- C'RAXOR & HtlMPRIIEV, AUorii"j -K nsid 'aneHor nt I,mr, ALBAST, tiUEOUS. Office InTarri-Ii 1-K Hp 8lair. Sv4 EO. w. unw, D. D. s f' 11AIH ATE'IF (lt lN- V natl ItutM iyi--makes Ufrral .V. iponil 7ei ivovilHtvlttof t'tafavr Ar Itlfill lli-o. ilo s 1.1. work ill the linn of his profession in the best and mo.it approved method, and at as reasonnlile r.Ues its uin Is- hud elsewhere. Xitrous Oxide ndminiere I lor t!ie jmiu lessejtmetionof tisttli If desire I. Olfleolii Parrish liriek block, up s alif. Itetii lenee first house south of i 'oiirjee al tonal choruh, firontlnit on tourl luiUMOblovk j7i-l!j W. G. JOXES, 51. IK, HOMEOPATHIC FUTSXIAN. OFFICE OX FIRST STREET, ONE door westofliroa'talliin, in BarkhHrl'a two itory briek (upstairs), ovor (i. e. Tin roll's tore. RKstDEM't; First hmns- west of Ihe Methodist ehureh, Allwny.Or. I8vl LEEI'EI. A MYERS' si'ireuicAL vffiitfXi, AMI Uearral Mill Maelilm ry . J. V. BACKKNSTO, A(ten! (ITS Alluny, Orogon. u. I. VCB0I8. W. II. MV'l LI.otU. N. S. BIr ROIS A CO., HAVE ON HAND AN1 CONSTANTLY recelvinit a larpte sloek of Uroeerl.-a mid rrovhlona, Wood and willow ware, tobacco, cdjtars, aotifiy tloiiery, Ynnkeo notions, elc., etc., Wholesale and retail, at lowest mtes. Opposite K. C Hill A Son'j drug store, Albany, Oregon. SUv4 ALBANY BOOK STORE. EaUbtlahrd la 1h5. E. A. FreclaiMl, KAI.KIt IS EVl-.ltV VARIETT OF J t uiiscellnnooiis bonks, sehool books, (lank tMioka, stationer)'. Boolu imjiortcd lo order at short not Ice. Albany, Uec. 3, 1870. vvkVixo r TtBSlXO. rAM PREPARED TO DO A 1.1. KINDS Of turning; keep on band and nuke to rdrr rawhlde-liotloined chairs, Ac. 8bop ear the Mllhiand Hosiery. Jefferson, Or, On. Branch shop near "Mairnnlin Mills,'' Albany, where orders for chairs, turning, Ac., can be loft. JOHN M. MKT7.1.KK. JjiWimm, Aug. 1, 1871 ALBANY BATH HOlTSE. THE (TKnKRSir.KEfl WOl.l.D RK speet fully Inform the eltistensof Allmny and vicinity thai lie has taken charge of this establishment, and hv keeping clean toomsand paving strict attention to bnsl nesa expects to suit nil those who mav fa Tor him with their patronage. Having heretofore vrrlctl on nothing but riraM-laaa Hair BrraalBg Naloaaa, Ha hmIi (o give entire satialaotion to all. Children's and Indies' hair kofttly cut aBdahamnooed. Jepfctt-ya JOSEPH WEBBER. t CASH . RLAIV. YOVNO A CO. .ABny, Ttb. o, li-tHt BUSINESS UARDS. JOHN CONNER, B A N K I N (j - -AN I - Exchange Office, AI.RAXY, OKi:;ov. I DEPOSITS RKCKtY It Kl'IUEIT TD I elii I lntnrtfl: ullnwetl on I imc thatoaii in eoln. i Ttxenniilfr- mi Portlnnd, Sin Fram-bseo, . ami Jans York, for uk- i)t lowest nj'cs. J Collections luii'lcnin) nrorimtly 11 (finite .1. , Riders lo 11. W. Corbetl. Ilenrv IVUiiitr, i Hanking hours f.nm 8 A. M. to 4 P. M. ! Altam-, Feb. I, IS,t!va MILLINERY. DRESS MAKING -AND i L.t OSES' AND CHILDREN'S I FURKISHir'G HOUSE! I irilBB I'NDERSIGNED H AS OPENED A I 1 new s ock of milliner' goods, trim mings, lames' ant ciititiren's lnntistr.ng Coo ls, of all kinds, of the latest and most BKUiionttnui i les, wnicu sue oners to inn ' ladles of Albany and surrounding country ! at the lowest iu'es. In tilt) Drets Making Department ; I guarantee entire satisfaction. Cliargei I liberal. j My de'ennhmtion Ixdng to give sa'lsfhc lion in style and qualify of work nd prices, I ask n sliaro of )u!i.ic initrotiage. ! ('alia: store j Oppcaite A. Carothcrs & Co., ! First street. Allwnv. ire ron. Sirs. h. d. goih.ey. i EST Agent for Mrs. Carpenter's t'n.B ' r.iiATi'ii Diihss Mi lit L. Nov. 1, 7 1-flvl MARPLE WtdfKS. MONROE & STAIGEU, res'em In Monoinf nts, Obelisks, Tomb.s, Hcfl aiMl Foot Stone, RxeenlM tn , - -' "'X C'aWfurnta, Vrrmmit and Italian Marble. SALEM, OREGON. ItllAM'H M1IOP AT AUBAS V. CITY MA RKET, MUST 8TKECT, AID AN V, OREUOX, J. L. HARRIS, PROPRIETOR, 11 ILL ESUEWTiR TO KEEP c:ox tY sunt y on band a lull suppl) if ALL KIXOM OF .VEATK, Wlllcn will be of tile, very Itest quality. The highest market price raid for beeves, hot And sheep. Third door west of Ferry, on south side of First street. .1. U HARRIS. Altany, Dec. 1371-UTl J. W. Villi Dcil Bt-PKh M. D., HOltl 004TOH, SAF.EM : : : OltKGoN. MY long experience In disiuses ennsc 1 It WORMS, lannol lxt sunnsHcd by anv physician in Europe r,r the Ifllltcd S ans. Ottkw rooms. No. Wand SI, over lb Post Offioo. 6r Consul'.a'.ions and e.vtnilnalions freer. chargi. 4nS9in6 Albany Collegiate Inatitutc, ALBANY, OKIIOON. 'IMIIS INSTITIJTION WILL REOPEN ON I Monday, Septvmbnr 4, 1871, -till a oorpt nl teachers tillable mid uarueat, In.truc- tlon will lie thorough anil practical, ami t be system of order unsurpassed. For pur titulars address R. K. WARRKN". A. M., President : Or. Uev.K. B. HEART, 1. P.. Albany, The E)al The Earn! DR. T. L. GOLDEN, Oculist swdAurlst Albany, Oreifon. DU. GOLDEN IS A son of the not, d old onthalmlc doctor, S. I'. Golden. Dr. Golden has had experience In mating the various diseases to wlilch t lie eve and ear are subject, and foels conltlcnt of giving entire satisfaction tf those who may place ihcniHdvesnndttrhls care. April W, OH. DR. E. O. SMITH, DENTIST, HAS LOCATED IS A I lny, and is now emit to wait on the ell lamia of A lanv and vietnltv.wllh a new Invention in dental work. It consists in supporting Ihe plate to the mouth without covering the wholo roof, as heretofore. Those wishing arllileial teeth are request ed to call and examine for themselves. Also, plates mended, whether partially broken ordlvided. Toolb, extracted with out pain. Office over TurrclPa store. All work warranted. Jv4 Paper-lianglng, Cnlceminlng, Dccortstlnir, Ye. 1.1 M. WADBWORTH will give promT JT . attention to all orders for Paper hanging, talcemlnlng, Dtxiting, Ac., in thuieity or vicinity. All work executed In the latest style, in the best manner, and at lowest living rates, Orders left at Furniture Warerboms ofCha. MeAleywiR receive prompt attention. Wt , BUSINESS CAltliS. At Xorth Brou nsvlllr, : KIRK, HUME & CO., AKK ST1I.J. SH.LlMi 'DRY GOOIKS, CIMHHG, HOOTS, SIIOKS, IIARDU AliF., UROCEHira, MKIOXN, rn ., m ., i "fwliirh they keep on baud a foil stoek, and nro able to Hell m low t rate, as , -t --mi, mi i.n ... i-nniinTi I will itlso bo able to Imy and Ml Grains of all kinds, or attend to Storing or for j warding II at their Warehouse in lla'scy. Hive, us a trail. KlliK, in: Mi; A CO. IR.VMiLIN MARKET, 'ft HI! ANY, OffBfttW. J. B Ilf itIMN, i i rroprietor, 4GAIN, AT THK LD l'LARK ON 1 Fiiqit stns-t. pro'iosM to Hiritish all 'boap) wilh ml kinds of ME .'TS. at lac lowest nuirkct nit cm. By iHrlel attenttini lo linsiness he luqu-s to give general satls fiu'tloulonll who in favor bim with a cull. fc-jT Highest nuirkut price paid lor l'Oll.TRV. J. It. HERIlON. idHvl . SETTLEM I RE'S N I RSER Y, Klv Mile Kouth of Albany, Linn Co., NEAR THE RAILROAD. T SOldCIT THE ATTENTION OF ALL 1 iiersons desiring to piircliase fruit trees to call and examine my stock, which is coumnseil of the largest and best select . on in Hi" S ate, coiisis-ing of apples, iie.irs, eh irries, plutiis, prunea, grujies. biotikiier rl'"J, ciirntnts and rtw,is. Also, ltlock and while wa nnt, English walnut, hickory, pecan, relbud, honey locust, haokhorry, and a nunilier of oilier varieties of lives and pjinls too iinnieroas to mem ion, all of which are offered at low rates. II EN It Y w. SKTTLF.MIhB. Dec. 17, 1870-15 WM. PETERS, MAM AlTl'HKL OF Carriages A Wagons. Or K rry Detterfption, ALBANY, OREGON. MASl'FACTl'RJS TO OlilER ANY find all stylos of Wagonn, Carrlagt's, Hack, Ac, at as reasonable rates as the "use of goad material and dr:-c!ns work will ju ftcpairing neat ly ad expcdit'.oasly done at low rates. Miopon Ferry ltctween First und Swond streets. WM. PETERS. Albany, May Id, 1872-3'J DR. YANCLEYE'S Galraic AMominal Supporter AM ITEBI.HE BKUl'LATOH. P1IE MERITS OF THIS INSTRUMENT I consist princqMilly In the support it gives lo the abdomen and spine. The licit Is broad, snptmrted by suspenders rAsslng over the shoulders, and kept In shune by sulf-gcnera ; Ing al vunic Plated, w hich give a uleosant current. The Regulator is also Galvanic ; its Cup and Nozzles arc made, of Silver; itsStoui.of Copper and Zinc, Is hollow, that injections may be thrown through It, or into i he neck of i be Uterus. It enn la- so regulated by ilsthiiinli-scj-ew as to meed any iual-sisl-tlon of the Uterus, und is unequalled in meet ing any form of female disease. Price, '). Patented August n. 1871, by W. S. Vim Clove, Centiuliii, Uiinok Territory for Nnle, or will receive Itoyalt)' for inanufirtare. For Slate or Territorial rights to manu facture and sell on the Pacific Coast, apply to COLL. VASCLEVE, Albany, Oregon. Iffotico. OKKGOS A CAMFonSIA RAILROAD tkiinpnnr, ljtnd Depart ment, Portland Orogon, April , 1S7. -Xotlce Is hereby given, that a vigorous prosecution will be lnslhute'l against any and every parson who tntsiasses iqion any Railroad IjohI, by eiiltiiigandniniovingtliiilier 'herefrom I ..'-lore i be :nie Is KOl'liHTof Ibu Compa ny AND PAID FOR. All vacant Land in odd numbered seo tinns, wbutliur surveyed or unsnrvejod, within a distance of tlilrty miles from tho line of the read, belongs lo tho Coinpany. I. K. MOOltES, Kviif ! JUKI Agent METROPOIiIS HOTEL. Corner Front and Salmon Sis., PORTLAND, OREQON. This new and elegant hotel, wits New Furnitare Tkrougnoot, Is now OPES TO THE PraUf, FttJEB COACH TO TUB H0WWL m a. ji..i 0S.T,TMVt Inhuman Brutes. YestfTtlay uioriiiiiit a citizen called at tho. Twenty -eight precinct station iiotise-niiu reported mat a clnltl was drunk In tlic Kroggeitf coniertif ty'n-li-ingiou .iiid Kln streets, officer H il son w-assent to lnvcsfigtitc tlic uuUtcr, .ii.d upon arriving at tbu place totind a Iki.v, nine years qf age, named Henry Qaroo, ofl',1 Ctirltou street, ttagger in( artmmi tlie bar room amusing a ttinulavrot loafers who were seated in. ilw plaqe enjoying ihe iiniuitnraT movement and tpcedies of the child. He w8 tiikon to Ihe station lioitse in tiitsjuwleji street, and subsequently coi!VeYe before Justice ldworih at Ihe .'clitawn Market i'o'.ire Court, lie stilted gonic person in the grog gory, liy means of threatening; "to put a head mi him," laid compclli d him lo iliU two glaseeaf gin, there glac of.UBL'raml a kLim nf wine, which' yinafceii fifttiiNittl Amf the lar Ticeper. Justice Cedwortli ordfha' ollarr Carhiati, of the Court Sipiad, to lake the Uiy and tHVompauy officer il-on to the place where the liquor had been given him, and arrest all parties the boy might identify as hav ing fttrnished ami compelled him to driuk Ihe liquor, ilic officers shortly afterwards returned wltli John Moy laud. tl proprietor of the place, whom the boy positively IdeiitlHtd as Ihe party who gave him the li pior. Moylaud deiiletl the charge, and stated the boy came iuito his place about twelve o'clock in the morning, and stepping up to the liar, called for a g!a.- ot gin ; that he refused to give It lo him, as lie noticed he was drunk at the lime. Upon asking him where lie got his liquor from, he staled on the corner of Houston and Greenwich streets, wlierc a man had lots of it. As Moyland WHS lu the act of ejecting him from the store he was taken with a tit, and cared for by him nntilTccov trcd, when he sent to tlie station lion e foran officer and had hlmarrest ed. Several iartic who were in the place at the time corroborated the statement ot Moyland, who was dls cliarged. The boy wa cotnndtted to the care of Commissioners of I'nblic Cliarltlcs and Correction until Mon day, when ihe case will be further In vestigated, and the party who sold him the liquor arrested if' possible to find hhii.-N. Y. IhrnU', June 30. The Ueggwi Reproof. Several year ago, a I was traveling in a stau conth it stopped for an in stant at an inn door, in a small vil lage, and the calm voice of a man in real distress was heart! to say : "Gentleman. I have, eaten nothing today, and have no money. Will yort give m a penny J"' He a nt wared to be a man about sixty, with a trav eler's staff in his hand, yet with an elastic step, and had the steady, un daunted gaze of an honest man. "tSentlemen." lie continued. "I am not used to begging : 1 was once too proud ; but 1 la-re is one tiling that can compter pride, and that is starvation. "TriDt in God." whispered an old man. as he handed him sonic money. "Ilere is something for beer," cried a sailor tauntingly, as lie threw him a fflW pennies. Tlw poor beggar stood leaning on ,.!. ..! I. .III ...,. I.I ins stau, tooKiiiu sicmmy in tue oioai ed face oflhe sailor, ami, before he mov-. cd to touch his gift, replied : "Ifl had been to ale-houses in my j dearingly. At all time, as oommoii youth, 1 should not now be walking j ly spoken, it jars upon tlic car aiul twenty miles a day on a bit of bread shocks tlie sense. An "old woman" : and a drink of water. I should not should be an object of reverence above now converse with a quick ear and a ; ami beyond most all phases of hnman elear eve. I should not show you at ity. Her very age should should be : sixty-three a step shaken only by sor - row and want. I should not look up- siticratton. Mie nas iongnt unniniiy on yon with a face changed only by J "the good tight," and come offcon j age and starvation." He tlien stoop- i mieror. Upon her venerable face she ' ed to pick tip his money, gave them i bears tlie murks of tlie conflict in all I all a blessing, and pmaeued on hU Its furrowed lines. Tl most erlev- toilsotue journey. i on, ol tlie Ills of Hie have been hers; . trials untold and unknown only to her Woman's Power for Goon , God and Htrself, slie has borne Inces ,v. Wvi, 0.u, riftn,l a,l hnanti. ' ssiitly ; and now, In her old age lier f ', ' . . :e . , , i ful woman, if wrongly disposctl, can scatter more seed of corruption and death, than a rrsjre 01 men with then utmost eflorts. Her capabilities for good in the different . I- I., uepaiiiuenw vi uiviaia ure wjua ir great, and in such proportion to her powers, both for good and evil, j must be her coiMlcinnation, if she is I false to Iter holy stewardship.' Society cannot be destroyed if wo man is true, not saved if woman is false, Hesides society shows no un equal diVcriniiuation in regard to this, particular class ot oBcuces. 1 be rule app'ies toatl. A profane wnwi, a drunken woman, a female thiol or murderer excites always a greater horror and disgust than if woraen, in her sin, excites no more abborraiioe than a man. t Am Amecdotk or Fmakklik. In a , stieech before the Holes- of Lsjrdi ami 1 M . .. . ..... uommons, rranaiui was imemipteu by a ackm ot nobility with vociterous cries or "Cough him down ; cough down that American mechanic. He was brought up at the hammer han dle!" Calmly looking at the tordllng, FraakHn sahi, "It Is fortunate for yon that you were not, for your abilities new would nave raised you above HI" the fsalteaopher and statesman oon- tlie crime had been committed by a , me purpose ot mahing ... a .i.:, :.. ;..i. . ..wlitill mircliasc. "How is nwu. liai line id "", " JjlssS" politely illl be an evil day for this world when i aha u n(!t Wrv well "M I-LlNtl OFF Al COWr." We met Muggins the other day in a quandary. He sbxxl upon the street corner contemplating a pair Of gloves which he held in his hand. Weaceoi ted him, and asked why lie thus sol emnly meditated, lie gave a Hidden start, and looked tip. "Ah! a-ah! D'ye see these glove ?" We saw tllcm. " "D'ye know Siuokh'igtoti ." We knew him. "Well," explained Muggins, was coming by Snmkingtoii'i this morning and I saw, stock up till over the front of his store, big signs ot Selling of at Think' I to myself, "Here's a chance: and 1 went in and bought these gloves and a half a dozen hand-' kerchief. I asked Pnioktllgtou, was lie soiling to me tit cod ; and lie said certat,iy,' I carried tlictiandkerchlcfs home, and asked my wife to hem them. She asVod uie what I paid for tlKiit; and when I told her, she laughed, and said I'd been cheated. They were not linen at all only cotton ami she could buy any quantity of them fur just one half what I had paid. I wouldn't believe her. 1 knew or thought I knew Smoklngton to be a man of honor. I came out and put on my new gloves. They ripped. Jones saw 'em and asked what I paid. I told him. He laughed, and said I'd been cheated. He could sell ihe very same article for less than half wliat I had paid. "Xow what I wan't to know Is Is Sinokltigtou ncheatf Has be been ly ing to me y" We asked Muggins why he didn't go down and ascertain . lie wanted us to go with him ; and we went. We found Sniokington very smiling, and very busy customers plenty, and goods gilng off at a rush; but at length Muggins managed to draw hint aside, when he spoke a! follows : "Look here, Sniokington, old boy you've cheated me." "Kb? cheated, Mr. Muggins. Ki ally, I don't see it." "Didn't you tell me you were sell ing me these things at co-t? and ain't you tclliugi'verybody so by the signs yon have got sluck up ?" Smokhigtou smiled and said "cer tainly." "Well," demanded Muggins, with immense assurance and indignation, "do you mean to say that you sold me those gloves, and these CJf'oa handker chiefs at cost f "Certainly," "Sniokington ! I thouglK you were a man of honor.'' ".My deai Mngglus" said tlie tra der, with a smile that was fairly be witching, , "you don't uuderstind these Uijugs. It's all right 1 sold yon just as I said, uf course I could not afford to sell goods for what they cost wid. lamteltinytiff AT COST TO THE customer! D'ye sec It now!" Muggins considers him-elf enlighten ed in the especial commercial depart ment of "Selling off at Cost , " but lie thinks he shall never lie able to put hill confidence in Suioklngton again. "The Old Woman.'1 It was thus, a few days since, we heard a stripling ot sixteen designate, the mother Who bore him. By coarse husbands, we have heard wlfes so ill- oil occasionally, though in the latter case tlie phrase is more often used en- : loir surest passport to courteous con- duty done! patiently awaiting her .unit tc.'iie: itaiieiiiiy ""ailing iicraif- TLml .. ' ,5.iu,..V. 1 a,e ami tlesa ning than lie who lias slain Ins thousands or stands triumph ant ujion tlK- prom lest iieitisot victory I YS. J i '' " y'." v; q j;ut a jtt !t. ,,nt. a, you Will see her no more forever. Her eye Is dim, her shadow falls gi-aveward. Otliers may love yon wlien site has f):seil away kind-hearted sisters, per ups, or she whom otall the world yiai choose for a partner site may love you warmly, passionately ; children may love von fondlv, but never again, nev er, while time. Is yours, shall tlie love ot woman be to you as tliat of your trembling mother has been. Aey. stone uvhi i emptor. A" ,ai, f iU.m 'rfl0p of a eishinnable milliner,, with j whom her family were acquainted, for some inning our mother, Hired the lads. ." replied Affec- tionate. "Ah. what Is the matter with her?" "Siie fell down stairs and ! hurt Her eoto-fesy bemusr," "tier ' what f" "Her courtesy bender." "Courtesy bender! wliat Is that?" I 1 , I..., lilt. ,.', inqmreu um- puzsmu iiiuouer. -hiij, tier knee," said the blushing damsel. Mark Twain has a welpt for the celebrated Rochester bean soup, which Is compounded as follows : Take a lot ot water, wash.lt well, and boll it un til It Is brown on both sides; then carefully pour one bean Into It, and let it simmer. When the bean begins to get restless sweeten it with salt, then put It In airtight cans, hitch each mi, t., Krt.4r ana elrnol, tHm mm. board and the soup U done. Putting Pitch lu their I have hear I of a company ol" hunters who canglit a, numlaT ot' monkeys in the forests of DraaiT, in the tbllowini! ainnsiiio; way : Tlicy had a h t ot little boots mtuU', jmt laiyo ei.migii to bo drawn over a t!ioi,k;ys foot, find filleil tlie bottom with pitch. With these they set out fi r tho woods, ami soon Hnn.il thcinse'ves nndcr the trees wliviv the lively little, fel lows were teapii.g alK.ut among tlw htai.cl cs, l.ai:gino- ly their tails, swinging tl:em.H.lve"s easily from one tree to another, awl chattering noisily together, a.- it making oUer yatdoiia upon their strange vihttor that had come into their qnatct. The hunters were top wiss to at tempt to catch then i by rliubing. the tree: they might as well have exjiecteil to catch a Hying bird as to lay hands on one of these nimble little fellows. The y had an easier way, and oia much more effi-ci ual; they simply cat dowu undtr the trees while tl c link) clttcr lwxes were ratili,,g on over tlt'ir heads, but m'ver il-r a moment re moving thcii eyes limn them. Tliey placed the little lioots where they could be seen, and cojmiyiccd tk- ing off their own boots. Ilavmg done this, they let them slaisl uear the little bunts All this the moi. keys very carciklly uoliced. TliO hunters, now taking up their own lioots, having carefully looked over '.hem, drew tlioin slowly, one after the other, upon their toct Not a moment escaped the observation of themoukeys. Having replaced their lioots, they hurried away to tb" thicket of undergrowth not tar off, wlierc they were hidden frera sight of the monkeys, but where they could see everything that happened under the Uws. Tlsjy left tho small boote sla.iding in a row. 'J hey were mi sooner out of eight than down from the branches dn-p ped the monkeys Thef lookwl at tlie boots, ttxik them up, smelt t tliem, and linal'y seatiiigdiemselresk as tlic hiintcra had done, tliey drew, tliemonom theirAet. Asoona.i' they were talrly in tTioir boots, out sprang the.liunters from tneir hid ing place, ami rushed among them. The monkeys, affrighted, at Mgv slat ted tlr the trees, but only to tkd that they had destroyed their power ot climbing by putting on tlie boot. And so they lei I an easy prey to their cunning enemies. This is t he way tlie monkeys wtre caught, and how many young per sons are caught in tho same way ? In their desire to do wliat they km other iersm, doing, they fall iuto serious trouble, and often hriu. upon theiuselves ruinous habits that follow t' em to the grave. . Ankchotk of Quice Victc u!. A gentleman relates that many years ago he was on a visit to the Isle of Wight, and during his walks he strolled into the quiet church yard. Near a grave in tie corner of lis? chureh.yard ho isitwed a lady with a little girl the latter alsjul twelve years of age to whcni she was relating the story o! tho l)aimim,,'s Daughter, whose re mains lay beneath tbeir feet. As tlie lady proceeded with the narra tive, he observed tlie little girl lii't up her eyes, tilled with tears, and heard her say that she wMikl try and be as good as the Dairyman's Daughter had been. After plant ing a lily on the grave, tliey walked slowly away. The gentleman, upon making inquiry, found that the lads was the Duciiess ot Kent, aial tho litt'e girl Iter daughter. 71ic lat ter is now the (jueoii of England. The recording secretary of a so ciety in Vrauton mado this ettry m ins nook, shown g a remarkablt iiigcuuitv hi spelling tlie word "uMia:" : "Arter gwine threw they rcw tewal fa wins thair was a colfook shnn taken up but ntAhiu pad." T TaCrofise Jnocrtif-which oi.ee obtaiiitd an anenviab'e rejtu tat ion for slang and obscene abuse, under the management of a man named "Brick 1 Vimeroy WM 'told out by the Sheriff a lewd ay sago to. pay off few ol Uomcroy'g tfeets An 1'astern rann in Salt I a ho ( ity one day last week lost a pock et book containing $40,000 whioii waa found by a little girl and re turtied to him. He gave Hps aadtr $500 i gold notos.