The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, August 02, 1872, Image 2

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a coivmv M.Msnur.K rm.KM.MA.
A mimlier of years ago tlioro
Yfh ill lie Soto. Wis ir.Mitl,.
ihm by tW iUmrieaWlriu
ing, It ever a hitman being was
oVer.stocked with good humor and I
vmgfrintm, it wm WWtiiHf, awl j
iiMA'ictinis were nntnbewl by the
hundred, many of whom vet re.
sides there. It came to ss that
this wag was elected Justice of the
Peat, sitrl shortly alter his inrtal -
ment in office, a couple came from
Iowa to get united in the holy
bonds of " padlock." Whiting
tells how I performed the cere-'
mony, as follows :
Having been appointed to the
desirable " poMli " of Justice ot j
tlic Peace, I was accosted, on the j
5th day of Jit'.y by a sleek looking j
young man, and in silvery tones i
requested to proceed to a neighbor. j
iug hotel, as he wished to enter !
into the holy bonds of matrimony.
116 was a " squelclier." I had j
never done any thing of the kind,
liad no books nor Hums ; yet I de- j
temiined to do things tip strong, i
and in a legal manner, so I pro. I
oeeded to the hotel, bearing in my
arms one copy of the Hevised Mat -
utes. onedittii W..hsirMTl,ri.l.,
ed Dictionary, one copy large sized
Jjible, a small copy of the creed
and articles of the Faith of the
Congregational Ciiurch, one copy
of lJojw's Essay on Man, ami a
sectional part of the map where
the victim lived. Having placed
a table in the middle of the room,
and seated myself behind it, I, in
tntmpct tones called the ease. With
that the young man and woman,
with great alacrity stepped up be
fore me.
Having sworn tlicm on the dic
tionary to answer well and truly all ':
the questions 1 was about to ask, I ;
Jiroceeded. I told the youpg man
that, being an entire starnger, I
should ask him to give hail for the
nrwta I To vim LmisI flttc mm t-.
wrw jjuii'ii. IIVill'l WHO BU IIC"
quently in court, I thought it indim
letb!e. He answered; If I meant :
Uk, lee for performing tli ceremony,
i. Li I :. Vi i
in; nuiim uepusa it, men iiu ineiv. I
M ho did not know what I meant,
i ii,nf I a ihtki t ha1 '
tion of tk. tvrenwuy. 1 then told
... ... - I
him it would be necessary to give
lail to keep the pace. This be
said he was willing to do when be
arrived home, and then 1 waived
tliat point a'so.
Having established to my satis,
faction that they wanted "to get
married, and that they were old
enough to enter into tliat blessed
state, 1 proceeded to tie the knot.
take that woman to be his wile. '
He said he was. I told him tliat I ,
did not reqoir. haste in answer;
that he might reflect a few mimitea ;
if l wished. 1 told him she look-!
ed like a fine girl, and I had no
doubt but tin was ; but if the se
uel proved that he had lieen taken
in, I did not want to be held re
sponsible. I said he must love,
lionor and obey tier as long as she
lived ; be must not be " snappy "
around tlie house, nor spit tolncco
juice on tlie floor, a'l of which he
promised faithfully to obey.
" Now," said I, tieorgiana (her
name was 6'eorgiana, you hear
what Humphrey says. l)o you
accept the invitation to become bis
wife ? Will yon be lenient toward
his faults and cherish his virtues?
Will you ever be guilty of throw
ing furniture at his head fur slight
offenses, and will you get three
meals a day without grumbling?
.Site said site would. I asked them if
they believed in the commandments,
and they said they did. Having
read the creed and articles of faith, ;
as aforesaid, I exclaimed, " Hum
phrey, take her, she is yours ; I can
not withhold my consent. Geore-
iana wheu safe in the arms ofi
your Humphrey, you can defy the
scoffs and jeers of tlie world."
I then rend a little from the
" Essay on Man," including tliat
I8sage, "Man wants but little
here below, but wants that little
long." As a finale to tlie scene, I
delivered the following exordium :
" (7o in peace ; sin no more."
Ax Ekkkiti.m; Si ex k. Here
is au effecting scene on a ferry boat
crossing a rough river :
"0, Henry, this is terrible " .
"Yes, it is," he responded, "but
lean on me and I will protect you."
... Si !1 I 1
jai you miiuk awui ue as rough,
as this all the way cross ?"
i v - - j j0( rcspoisied 1 lenry.
"7'licti.I guess I'll have to lean
. ufo! yon? returned tlie lady.
' tutnliK wfle at the thought of a, re.
" "4-1 doVt know tbe water u
awful rough I goe ye-Mpea, you'd
better aek papa."
1c and fatal accident liatt -
jrrki
itreaii ten ami eleven
o'clock Ta HmrMjay evwiii; at I7--tlw
tm:Woi Ilaiise & Ilauclifii ; Jr" ""I'"''"""' lrty of life t-'iillwl
l . -i-i i State; assembled III National ttmvi'li-
b raw m,wu i ik m ctverv vw
j closet! at mtie oVl.xfc by .Mr. Han,
; After "Sir. Raute left, it seems tliat
i the men all came down to tlie Mf6,'' a"n annoiiiHx-s it itioji upon
t k'XifK Hie liqtiur is maiuifktur
I ed and stored, for the purpose of
! having a grand csromal.
M nlt-st ten o clock an
alarm was struck from box ,", and
chief engineer Hill, on going to the
locality ol the Imix, was directed to
this brewery as being the location
: 1
the lire, lie went there, as did
also Captain Mc.Mahim and one or
two policemen, and on entering the
basement of the building found the
room filled with smoke hut no other
sign ot the existence of tire. Two
men were in the room drunk and
thoroughly frightened. They had
sucreedtKl m cxtiiiguishlhg the pre,
which they stated, had started in
the other room, where the liquor is
stored lor fermentation. A search
in this room by the officers for the
purpose of becoming assured that
no tire remained resulted in the find
ing in the further comer, thecharred
and blackened laxly of the third
man of those who had been in the
building, with li!e totally extinct.
' , ' 01 , T n!e!l " l K 72 .
i!""1'1' ,!",,,'r1 he "im'.'0, of "
I ll,)"or tliat tlioy could give no very !
accuraie acoonm oi Hie wnow i-:
fiiir, but as near as they could tell, '
and from what they were able to tell
later, when they had become some
what sobered down, the circum
stances were as follows : All three
of them had gone into the fermen-
tation room to draw some beer to
drink. After gcting what they ,
wanted they started back for the 1
other room. Two of them were i
eonsiilernblv ahead of the tliinl. who
was carrying a lamp in his hand,
. . . . .' .
; and got itdo the other room, when
suddetdy they heard a lamp explo
sion in the tormenting room and a
shriek for help from their comrade.
On looking lack, they saw the en
trance to the room to be one sheet
of fire.
They immediate'- directed 1
8 01 "ose
f',th a "Tt ? I 'y TX e
Uo0 a,Bl a ! t',rew .
mash upon the hiv. Ihev toon put
i 1 1 1
. . . , , ,
!l mi ,,"t,1 f ,,llK,J
1 me into the room and tlie Hooriniz
fvc bad been charred and
Imriii'il
badly
i 'J be man who lost bis life in this
terrible manner was named Klias
Laufer. Near the door, where the j
explosion occurred, was found a j
bursted can, which had contained j
benzine or uaptha. Laufer, in try-
nig to go up the steps to the door,
which was two or three feet higher
than the floor of the ferment iug !
room, prnlKlhlv stumbled m his
'Ininke'incsa awl fell upon the can
oi ",n,,a w,t' 1,18 J? l ie
Pmiws the result. After the
Kom" he UflthTii a"'
"tllt;r ro0m-a'"1 U!My 52 "'t0. I
iniuicr corner, ooni iiiiuv ieei.
from the scene of the explosion. 1
His clothing must have lieen 1
thoroughly saturated with the lluid, j
for despite his efforts tlie clothing
was all burned off, and the flesh on
the body when found was hor
ribly charred and burned to a 1
crisp. :
Laufer was a single man, and of ;
6'cnnin nationality, alxmt thirty
years of age. Ckvdaiul Leader.
Mm I for ' VouMg Ulrls
Never inake your appearance in
tlie morning without having dressed
yourself neatly and completely.
Keep your clothing, especially under
clothing, in perfect order. Never
let pins do duty as buttons, or
strings take the place ot proper f
bandj. Train yourself to useful oc-
ctipations. Hemcmlier it is wicked
. . .. .
to waste
time, and nothing givw ,
such an expression of vanity and Nith-Tlie doetri7K) of Croat lirit
absolute silliness as never having ; aln mid otlier Kiirors-an l'owers wn-
auythtng to do. II yon are in your
father's house, take some depart -
ment of household lalxirupon your
self, and a part of needle work, and
make it your business to attend to it.
Do not let a call from this idlegirl,
or a visit from that, or an invita
tion from the other, interfere with
tlie performance of your duty. It
yourpleasures come m as recreations,
not as the business of vottr life.
jfi
l t
you want to mairy, do not court or j
try to attract the attention of gen-1
tlemen. It is better to be a woman !
titan a wife, and degrade your 1
sevbv makiiwr Wir whole eYirt-
rex oy making ytmr v, nolo exist-.
ence turn on the pivot of matn-
mony. j labor, and tlie Republican partv re-
tl! i i 1 cognizes tlie duty of so shaping Wis-
MisaH. was at a large party, Sttoii as to mure full protection and
when a gentleman by tlie name of . ample field for capital; and frr la
Homer suddenly witlidrew himself I hor. wbfcii creates for eapital the larg
from the coraranv i olrtnnltles, aiHl a Jurt sliare of
ii t4,j ' m t n .: i ' nmtiial nrolits of those two great serv
'Homer s odd, I see," said one j nnt(, orHimtkm. b
ol the ownpany. TtvelrthWe hold that Cortan-ss
' Upon which Miss 11. replied : ' and tlie 1'resUlent have only fulrtlled
"Ibntwir'a ill I a.1.1" an imiairtant (liftv In a measure for
What u barder Uuw oaruing
money? CoUeeting it.
n heath. NATIOVU. . RKFI HIJ4 AX I'KAT-
'"rfffls i mm.
1 Ahijn h, a xn,mi iir,MNin,
1 -emwii at l'nuiMiJiu Jw m.
, , (.ity ii,H:nl.-Iilifc. on the
ati and bth days .f Jmie. IS7J, afcain
tletwuw lis faith ninl. appeals to itn jil
I Ik questions More the country.
First--IVtrtrig eleven years of su
premacy it lias iluutttxl w ith grand
courage the solemn dutie of the nine.
It suppressed ;i gjaulie seliclliou;
cmaneipatid 4,0UU.U0U rlave-: decreed
lis- e.pial citificuehip of all and estah
llslied universal snU'rage.. Kshihltliig
unparalleled magnanimity, it eriiiijn
ally pinii-heil no man for political of
fenses, and warmly welcnimtl all who
proved their loyalty liy obe.ylug the
laws Ami dealing ju-tly with their
ueighlHirs. It has steadily decreased
with a linn hand, the resultant dis
orders of a great war. and initialed a
wise policy towards tla Indians. The
fuel mi Hailroad, and similar vast eu
terpi i-s'S have been generously allied
and siuvessfuUv conUiietnl. The puh-
; lie lands are freely given to actual set
tiers : immigration is protected, en
couraged, and 1m; full acknowledge
ment of the nuliiniiizedeiti.i-u'- rights
has been secured from European pow
ers. The national currency lias im
proved in regulation and the national
credit htsbeeu sustained under extra
ordinary hurdens, aisl new houds nave
lieen negotiated at lower rate. The
revenues have been carefully collected
and honestly applied. De'pite the an
nual large reductions from the rates of
taxation the public debt M been re
duced ilurinxumnt'i nreskleney at the
rate of one hundred million dollars per
j year.- A great financial .risislias been
; avoided aiid peace and plenty prevail
; throiigout (he land. Menacing for.
! eign diittculties have been peaoefully
ami honorably compromised, and the
lienor and power of the nation lias
I been kept high throughout thai world,
j This glorious record of the past is the
party s best pledge' for tlie future. We
believe tlie people will not entrust (he
, i:ovemiuiit to anv uartv oreoiubina
tion of men com po-ed of those who
chiefly have resisted every step in this
b",,l fi,'i;l1 P' J
S.-cond-t'omplete liberty and exait
enoa tc in l ie eniovment ot a II ein .
pniinrai ami puiiuc rignis suoiuu tie
established and effectually maintained
throughout the Union, by elncient and
appropriate Statu and Federal legisla
tion. Neither tlie law or its adminis
tration shonld admit of any diseriniln
atiou in respect to citizens, by reason
of nice, creed, color, or previous ton-
'Htion of se-rvitude.
mint me amernnnents to hr- .Na
tional Constitution should be cordially
sustained., tiecause tla-y are right : not
merely tolerated because tliey'are law;
should be curried wit accord
ing to tls'ir spirit by appropriate
legislation, the enforcement of which
can he safely trusted only to the party
that secured the amendments.
Fourth The National (Joveniment
.-honld seek to maintain an honorable
peace with all nations, protecting its
citizens everywhere and sympathizing
with all people who strive for greater
Hlierty. i
Fitih Anv svstem of civil sen-ire
under w hich tlie snliordinate position
oi the (ioverninent are cousulereu as
rewards for mere partv zeal, is fatallv
ikmioralizing. ami we therefore favor
a reform of tlie system by laws whiel
i
hall abolish the evils of patronage and
make honesty, efficiency and tiikdity
esscutial qualifications for public posi
tion, without practically creating a life
tenure of office.
"(Sixth We are opposed to furtliei
grants of the public lands to corpora
tions and monopolies, mid demand
tliat the national domain shall be set
apart for the free use of the people.
Seventh The annual revenue, after
i paying the current expenditures,
should furnish a moderate balance for
tlie reduction of tlie principal of the
debt: and revenue, except so much us
may lie received from a tax on tobae
1 eo and liquors, ought to be rated by
duties on importation, tlie scale of
1 which should be so adjusted as to aid
i in securing remunerative wagws to la
! horcis and to promote the industries,
; gum tb and prosperity of tlie whole
country.
Eighth We lwld in undying lionor
1 tlie soldiers and sailors wlioue valor
! saved tlie Union. Their pensions are
I a sacred debt of the nation, and wid
ows and orphans of tliose wlio died for
tlieir country are entitled to tlie care
of the Government and tlie gratitude
: ol the ieopie. w e tavor such athh-
tioual legMatlon as will extend the
' 1 .. it , 1 1" ..f lliii (lniMmimunt , nil
.1 mi M0 viHf wen i0nor.
ably olschnrgeti, and who in time of
duty became disabled, witluait regard
1,. (i.,. 1. ,1. ,.1-n...;,. ...-,1... o...
to the h-i.-th of tlaur service
t 1 in-
cernihgaiiegianci; '-once a subject nl
"
ubieet." liavhkr at last.
thwnsrh the efforts of tlie Kepuhllcan
party, hecn tthauiloncil. and the Ameri
can idea of the right of the individual
to transfer his allegiance having been
accented by tlie European nation, it is
the duty of our f loveriiment to guard
with jealous cart; the rights of adopted
eitizens against the iMsutiiptious of un
aiithorizeil claims by their fonnerenv-
enunents; and we iim tlie continued
and careful cncourtigeiiientniid protee-
linn oi voiiiooii i ooooi;ni( ion. .
fftmh-Tba fninfTh.g privilege
ouzht to lie alxilishetl ami a wav me-
pared for a reduction In the rates of
lw'ge-
hieventh Among the (piestions
wWdj iw ,Mentm u aM wld
eonccnis the rehtiou of capital and
the snpprwsleu of vioieftt mA treason-
nine oreaninB(w m eermni oi me
tatttv rehelhVMM regW. and tin tlic
protection of the buflot-box; and,
tliervfore tliev are entitled totlie Ihauka
of the nation.
Thirteenth W'c ileuotuie reniillt-
tion of the national dehl. hi any Jbrin
or disguise, as a national crime. ;
w itness with prlile the retltk'tiniiftf tlie
piilalpnl ol'llle'deht and of tlnf Wte-
of interest iiiou the Imlaiice. anil wo
oo4fldcntlyi!j;iMH tint oilr excellent
currency will Ik; perfected -by, 11k1
sfredy resuniptiou of the specie pi"i
meiit. I'ourli'iiutli - -The regular liepnhli- !
can party is uiludnil of its obligation
to the loyal women ol America for'
their noble devotion to the cause of
freedom. Their admission to usetiil-
ncssis received with satisfaction, and
the honest demands ot any class of eit
ens for additional rights should he
treated with respectful consideration.
l'ifleenth We heartily approve of
the act ion of t longress in ' i-efal ion to
the rebellious Stales, anil rejoice in the
throughout the laud.
Sixteentli-'I'lie ltepnhliean ptnHy pro
post!s to respect, the rights reserved by
the people to themselves as carefully
as tlie powers delegated by them to the
Suite and Territorial arovemments.
It disapproves of any resort to uncoil- I
stitnlional laws for the purpose of re- '
moving erils by iuterlereiiee with
rights not surrendered he the people!
to either flic Slate or the National
Government.
Seventeenth It is Ihedutv of the
Qeueral (ioverninent to aifopt such
nicasnrcs a will tend' rV encouran -
Amerhtin commerce and ship-build-
Elgiiteenlh We believe that the
modest patriotism, the eaniestness of
purpose, sound judgment, practical
wmioni, uicorruptiiiie integrity, and
iiol-ii ions services oi t ..liraut. Iiave
commended him to the heart oftlii'
American people, and that with him
at our head we start to-day on a new
march to victory.
PATENT GATE, ETC.
Self-Opening- and Self-Closing
(i A T E .
PATENTED ttY Joiix dk:kas4x,
June 4, IS(,7.
'I'BE HATE is so ('OXSTItr(TKI)Tliat
I when I tie velilclc upproaehtw It the
wlieeW on me utile iss ov er a lever w hieli
i eotmeeteti 10 iiie mte hhiKciivit nt
Ihm nn-iiinir t he jnm Ih-Ioit von niid ihsI-
enlii!:
u oim. After Rolna ilinmali. the
catTWltc iissi; over a sftuf'nr Imw Ibh
umnccted ilh Iheiriitelilne, fsnHlnjflhe 1
in u. iuiHIIOII, Hi
unit fnsu.n.
hut iHliiiul ym
No Getting Out of Tour Vehicle !
Slo Raising or Latches Nor Pulliug
of Strings,
Esivjit tin-
ri!li4ins" of vonr ((in.
often lulled
It In ;
THE LAZY MAX'S GATE,''
And ft
"Dead Open and Slmf
This cute is simple in Its eonstraetkm, '
lint hoi iron and wnifl work. nmt not llkelr
to Ret out of order. If u uvu. eheap wife ,
Is desired, It iiia.vlwiiwih-llshl.nttlilhiTu i
ernes luirs ot wood and nue-foiirih ineh
w in: neatly enrved tit the Ibfs flip hiaer
end hid In the Uittfim lwr, whieh is the
style of ii faetory made L'ate. Tti irnun
uri' now In pmciunl use in se erai of tla- i
eonntiesiimimd Sin Franelseo, and plenty '
artextlmoulnalscanbvgrron.
THOMAS J. SAFFORD,
Having purehnsed (he j
I
Right for Linn Co., Oregon,
Ilns now on hand, and will mumifiietnre
tlie above UiseribeilKnte. Wherever It 1ms
lieen used II haii nK-elved the hijihest 111
eomhinis, an the targe nnlnber of eertill
entes mini prominent farmers In all imrts
of the country, now hi inv hiinds, will
testify.
I'AKRTAttEM AXIi A(iO!i.
Of All Descriptions,
On hand and mioin faetured to order.
mackimlthlitg and Uepilriur
Done to order nt most nasonahle ratea.
shop font or Fer siiw-t, opposite Dearh.
Monlrlth Co.'s i .mrinir mills.
THOMAS J. SArTOltP.
Allmnv.lk-t.SS, l71-avl
STOVES A KD TINWARE.
OLD STOVE DEPOT.
JOHN BRIGGS,
Ikuler In
11 A N (i E S .
COOK, PAHLOR AXI) 0X,
STOVES!
Of the lies! patterns.
AWSO : TT!, NHFET IBOJI AXI W
PKB W AKK,
And the usuat assortment of fumishhis
Koodx to lie obtained hi a tin store, t
rtopelrs neatly and promptly cxeeutcd,
on reusouabk) tonus.
MiortrerkooluK make lonir frleud.
Mf sivr ot t: " '
FIIOXT STBKKT, ALT1AXT.
Dee. I, MM
DUUOft, Ell".
'
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;
i
"They Who Have Nothing for Sal
are Farthest from Market "
A. CAROTHERS & CO.,
WHO KXOW THIS TO DK TRUE"
Arc nnw Ipoiiinr, ami nlao cn.lui.tly rs
Ccivlnf addhiufti t,
1
' ,
TIlC LaCSl SIOl K OftiOOdS
I
USUAL TO THEIR TRADE
I ABOVE PORTLAND,
AT sreu PRICES
That
Purchasers Shall be Satisfied.
Besides a largo Stock of
DRlCiS, tlllvTIUAL
PATENT MEDICINES,
raiiilsJIvc Sluftsuiid Oils,
The ; keep
-iRnkee otioiis,
Ociifoctiouery
Fiuesl Tobacco & Cigars
WOSTENHOMTS CUTLER
8PI0E8, PERFUMERY,
(All Uaos),
TOILET SOAP,
AXD
Everything
I'SIALLY 0BTA1XED IN
A STRICTLY
jPlTst Class
DRUG ESTABLISHMENT.
KU AHTItl.C S(II.I)
But what la
Guaranteed To Be
JUST A8 REPRESENTED
Mvuat toe Oood,
Arctic Soda
A.CAROTIIKnS CO
C, ME A LEY,
PURNITIIIIE
CAB I NETWARE!
KEUS AM) Bf:mo,
JIATTKESSliS
Of fill TSira.c3.i3
!
Or FjVci'.v DcHcriplion !
MIRRORS,
lecture Frames,
WINDOW CORNICE,
CUI'E8E
! MATTING!
I
CHAMBER SUITS in every stylo.
PAULOK SETS
of Substantial
patterns,
LOUNGES,
or i it
DESCRIPTION
TABLES,
Every Style known to the Trnile ;
ki r ns: swks,
BOOK CASES,
China Clo.scts,
Wash Stands,
BEDSTEADS,
In ciidlena variety ;
CHAIRS,
All Stylet and Description.
nil of which will lie sold at tlie
VERT LOWEST FIGtltES t
UPPIOLSTERY
-AS
Undertalting
in all their branches,
Done to Order, nml
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
I have on limn! a Mipply ot
Read - made CoIUik,
Kiiilnltlc for all too demand of tble com
munity. Alan, I have a nvut
for Uh ao of my enetotoeif.
(Miwr BroadaMa awl TlatelK
AtBAMV, OBC0.
; ,..tT i '.ttuCA