JOB I'lilXTINtJ. ALBANY REGISTER PRINTING HOUSE WIT!! xkw AND VAST rOWEft AKI ISASD I II E O n .Vd ' I Latest ami most Desirable Styles of Printing liIatcrial. li undoubtedly THE SHEBANG TO GO FOB When yon wish Posters, or Visiting Cards, Business Cards, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Envelopes, Bail Tickets, Programmes, LabeSs-- Ilr.i why particularize; when it ('gen erally acknowledged tint we are ON IT When it come? uuiier the lie'nl of : To itmvii.ee your. i'!f of tiietnith f , , , i lie nbpvc nitteiuenM, yon nc i only to call (or send a hand ac companied by three stamps to pay return postage) when we will astonish you with the Opacity of the Uko lSTl'.i; dfHcc for doing (!oloukd or Plain work, ftnd the re markable ele , r gancc exhib ited by the liiw-s in CtrmUng the stamps for Hie siine when finished. M'heu you have 'biz" in our line, call. A hint to the sullicieiit is wise as a Wind kick's horse, or words to tliat effect. OYSTK.ns,S,VKIlNEa,IUiU UK11KINU, ixkUUIi, etc., Inst received by ivl DVBOOk . . EO. V. S12TTLE3I1ER, ' DHUCIOIST.i ' i ' j (Suceeir i l'. W. tfakeiieM), I ParrlsJi's Sew Uuilcllnar lTill Wfreit. AU!ANY,ORE(iON. i WrT wn.!i PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, KTC. ! All nitldo wnrmntcfl piiro,and ot ihc i '.Mt niutiity. iMivflftutiB preHcrhitions carfmu liouniUi I. Alukny, Oct. li; liwistf S'lOV li KTC. ji. n. H.tnvr-v & .. I.ATKW.II. MTAJtti.VNl) t'p.,) t t;tp09lto tllQ holOl Albany, Oregon, STOVES, RAIMGES, I . aii innii mrr I LEAD AND IRON PIPE, Hollow 'W2o, nOIKE TBSISIIIX IIABBWARE, Till, Copper r.iti Sheet Iron t are. I.lfii:vr HUH !i IS SHE VALLEY. Lowest I'riocs Every Tima. RopalrinK Property 'Don?. 05 I'lil'IT THKIS8. Pruil Trees, rape Vlnew, &e. rpili: rMiKlNIONKl) INVITES Till; I nttontlon of the p '011c to hbtlargu imtl odcof AI'I'l.l UK ill. 1'I.IM. t HKltriY Bnil other TKEKS. Vino, flUAIt! VI ': "est in ihuSlnte: Onitmicntal Tri i ", slim'), I'latitfc cur ratits, uoowlterrlt, Rtinwlterl'le, ROnefl, I ahlKituntl MttUit WUlrti will lie mltl us low a- lir-'- '.a- tnoeknul lH! affot'ilt'ij. Sov.&VUvt J. A. MlLtARU. liAltmVAllB. W. II. KUHN&CO., Who'umie ami Retail Uiariiln f SIFXr 1511 HEAVY Farmers' A Meehanlcs' Tools, RI'IMIKRV iiAiinw.iiit:, IRON AND STEEL, oau ana i i.3i in its, IIieUUltY A OAK fcrOKES, HH'IiOKY AXI.IJ. Hardwood Lumber, Brut Kims, HiKltN) Poles, Ac., WOOD AUD WILL0V7 WARE, -'iStlStiS n HiK:iallv. wowin ami vlU kcopa Iwtler .. ,,,;,, , hnrL.r v'i, than any i lionso In iBBctty. oiitelili ilro-proof brink. Clrst street. ! Harty,JuuoH,lS7Mlvl I rI"- ; ft Ay'- mi i 111 M 8 it C 2 EC :Ct !lK 1 I -j - BLANK IBnS, NOKTilAOES, KTf!., on hand latest Btj lrn and for sale low, at thlsomco. I mm IUU'GS. ETC. 3xurder in ASuany J ASXKVKIt YhTIJKEN KXiiW.X.AXIi 11 notureatouinof Itatproient. I-n tithe: which soinivlmc must Itefntl evorj son awl dauglilorof tho human htui- ; AS the lil-i!iij , ill' your lifts II iii':!-,' hy UN vile huivN I Upon yoUf t lusv tHStlfl "a I 'aim lit (illutl I," I by whitt may lw ivtonetl to jvnvt I hi-nlili, Wl proioj)4 ypni (Uytoa in intra- i iout'XU'llL. How ? By calluuj on C. '. HILL SO',', Wi'lt a iirr'criiitimi.ukc.'c uni ia' 1 a it roiiuiounileil h medicines, ctirmicnK imtiits, oils, il"! watfc Iras, etc. Ae,.tlortle Celebrated 1'iik Weed Ucuinij , kZffi&xJMim l.-.M.i in flfrvttf !. f..i lli,. Or.ortiBoti Kin HoHH! khattlv Senilis WdfillUSi l'llfni. ur.' r.Millll. ClUl ttlld examine. I ; .;lr, .j,,,,,. iu,7W0v3 ALBANY FOUNDRY Ami Machine Shop. A. F, CIILRKT Proprietor, ALBANY. OKEOON, ; Manufactures Steam Engines) FlOUr lllld Sar. 'Sill Uluelllll , rJ , wood wobkikg And AGRiCULTURALMACHINEBV, Antl nil kitxU of PttrtieuTnrftttentlou i tonirinuiftH ktndnof mftchlnerj. 4111 MISCELLANEOUS. . TA r.-TI.AKF. P. r. WMI'bONl WE8TLAKE SIMPSON, .XP FORWARDING AL&lAil, OHKIOA", Itavccohitanlly on hn'ttl a lav aa 1 varl-t-1 tiK-orUni'iil ot Machinery w lV;h thoy moT mi the lan-i rcaeonatilo ternw. Also, oa hand the eehibmtoU Mitchol Wagon, 1 I l.i lit rml heavy. AtUaiiei s inntlo on Urnlll, Wool, ami other iioproveil nlnrehnntllso ronshtn ell for sale hero, or lor shipment to Port land or Sun t'oini isio. i GRAIN and WOOL Taken in store, or lMireha-e lilt (hi) liii;h- tat nmrket wire. est nffirkel price, WOOL ! WOOL ! WOOL ! WANTED ! S00,000 poiiiulis of Wool ! For w hirli lie w ill make lllxirul lelvancos, and iy the htglxtit market initio In cash. WESTI.AKE ' tt 8LMPSON. Albany, March 13-18 ? i,i i.iii ii ' t i i , i I SAN F1ANCISCO AGRlCLTn. In the Field Attain. TRE ADWELL & CO. Willi the old smmhir I HARVESTING MACHINES so popular will) nil I'nlloi'iiia tanners, wi hnl'the hit st tatjifwi'inent many now one for i he harvest oi 71. The Wood' PHas Nowcr and V.'uimI's Iiii;ii'v l Stlf-ltakr Kvapvr. 'i ht -i' matiilnc" arc Intjlwpiila'ily Tin: r.ivr in niK wm,. K a liarvulor, (lieWaad'tt ImptllVMl j Vrir. J.-.u. r l tonffssotlly wHItonl tin tional yot hefotf WW i'oumii''. ii inn- i liii'c-i havi' Iteoii i:uvi(iv(' i since tii'st ln- ln lut-.f 1, ani il :lu' arc now nlmnrit is tir iy i nfw nmrliliK The arowmdu by l4tlf iv A. WN.d (tlu: lur.;rl umiiu fiu'.turnr of Kunnin Mavliincry in tlie ivorld a innn who Icwtw utip ui.h t))v tiUlt.i,1 Unci w ho MOW htl.ll If awl Wttlf over (uiUypfivf llumHnnd nf tin- WoiflV Pri.r Momciv ninmshly. p h"l tile wortd ju ihc l'ari i;.jo-iiioii, hikI lia Jiiutiil no pi't t sint'i1. Til-' Wool's ImnrovcH Ptixo Mower is t'-triflally a laptl to o.-i-.m-u. It lias a folding' v jointP bfti with EmitU I v er t Whi'lN - prim; wsit-atift i ma i' aitnoHl dulrt'ly of uillviililt iron, liarl woo-! niiNi:'v I. it iKhHivy nUomjami (Im'alcl' air I fhoayhconivat': aaM powt' fu).io)f li-rhirr ilmH tlian ih oilwr ina- ciih't't of ninai wcwtit. it wnvcry way ,f-,vf ihi' H hh'i r ml op-on. it "'vry Winer wills-ay u hohftnono. An I lUprU'r M, y frtiia iVt lo It'srtthan i for an hift'riof uiat'liii is, Vnrmttti you pa thai Elllfljtt'tKfl? Pic-t;i"a'o bofott! ye'i htn , aa I it yoti an1 rottia ally Mm for tliat.ffff pnJU tor it. tn nroilt, as ini Mower i ot. moiv to hntld t Pan ihn Woo in. Seiul for a pamphlet before buy- wKti the Bctt." Hay l!io v. ol'4 Ibiiikfov il I'rfxo Jtlowcr ! GENUINE HAINE'S HEADERS, from 10 lo V ffC' I'll!, Ittiprovt! I hy Waller A. Wootl, havlna not only cB Hi" U'lvant ajt'sofiheoH nihiftt mat'ltlne, 'nil Wootl iiiipn cmontH, an lalxo Wohiii-'n Aiijnst nbl Kn l. other llwi'lcr has ihr-' Improve tptints.anO no other pnrtiett wll them. They aie ttui'lt' osiT.'flally for thi.scoasl, ly Wood, at froostck Kail, N. Y. The KirJij Seir-Us:Ue tieiiper and Mower. Thesti machines are loo wolllmown lo netvliloi'.rimlott. Alolhe"KlUBVnJl'' ' I'KIt MOWKR" priii- tti-lhu t:hfii;ie.t ! ami for many purjiosea the 1h'i in the market. ALL SIZES --V--' folc Aleuts "Th" fli :i !'cy" is the wrfit'tlotl of tho Por uhlo Kilffliie. Asn Tluvslihi Pauiia1 thoy liao luiifC h' l nil OthOW, unit now t arci-iy any 01 hcv is to 1m? fotttl 1. Tiikcii wi'lli tho Russell's Thresher, (iMi'Ejvi:n) i lieymakotlie inpi-ttiomplelesel of Hire h iliit tiiai hit ery in theworl l. "The hii w" an luiproved, etinnot Utl pfiiaHtl In tltu etnmtry. We are so'e oit'iits forlhe sale el' I he e ClMOUt'll'luvsll0iy,,Blld haw Im'l them Iniill e."tttreily for Ihlst'Oint. Ask am fnraita' w h InW a Iluawil Thresh er, vvliot he thinks of it. Met'ornilek'N Beitn r. June's I'lowti. lTiiitoiiM. Ilemler Trmlt". IUik"II niul I'liiiiel Hoi's.- I'vwtrs, liny I'rrss.s. 1'orhn, Key tins, SnathtK, t'ultlviitors, At .. ilrc, At . Studebahcr ITirm Wkroidi, Ishueit Horse Rakes, A new lot of several tar loa'l,Jiis( reeew i.l: w ilh ai-o '.ert UoseiSptlnii ol Farming Implements nmra fresh Mock of HAUDWV1IE. KOPE, NAILS, MINING GOODS, WHLLWEN S and FARMEK'S EIAOHINEUT & FINDINGS. Please Rend for elren'ar- lllld prices. TttEADWELL & CO., ..,:;,,s,. ! " B. eosiwtoek A t'., Agents, AI.HAW, ORFUON. April lS8ml lmMrlunl to Nereliunio. Urpnt nrdnrtloii in t'nndiM.! tk eoxsKgrKXfE of a hi:n,iNi; in i tin- price or siiKitiK tilt! iiiiilersi(,'ne i, proiiiit torsiil the I'oi'ilitud t'lintly tiatiiilarttiry, i haveniivloft eorrenvftndlnjT reduction in the price of ctuiilins, aniountinij Iroiii '2 lo a cents per iwiintl. All candle sold hy us arc wananleil to lie liiimiiiitiMtit'c.l from DAilblf KHtnetl KiiKnr. A full assort inunt of all kinds of nuts coimtnntly oii hantl, antl sola at a small ad- ! vioicfon Nan Franciwo prkws. orders fi'oui the conntrv proninliy at- i tcntled to. A1.1SKY It IIW.KI.E, j Xo. 107 Flrt-9t., opposite I s)1 tiftlec, ii3o'nil Portland OivKon. ! ftjr siti.rf:i..T andbwan x aflr their naminarolnftmiK.' I that tlK'irmVsertpilpn exphtu Willi thHl nmnior,an I llioyatv In rltott to renew It. Trims Bperaniimn, Inadvanev: siMaoinhs.W; ilircvmontua, tl. Sijr Li-.'nl ft-n-lers lvocivcl at par from stitrn'ritieili in il' Kasit'in Hratea. A rich joke has jtir-t transpired, in which tiir (ivtTM'tr of the Hiur, lIoXKe,WBsovermatched in Bhrew ti lled I iy a lunatic lie was conveying to the PonglikepjiHie Ini-ane Asy lum, 'lit' .lunatic in question was Dennis It. M.eritlan, the yotitig lawyer rOeci.tly taken inini c, ami lioxsie started wilh him to the asylum ytstewlsy mornina; A Sheritlan was very rtiietftil nUion al, Uoxie (lid not think it necessary to liantlciili' him, On tlie way down they were engaged in conversation, when heating ihoshaekels rattle in tioxsifi'ti piekct, the insane man in quired what tliey were. l!...sic in tunned him, when he deHivd to see lliem. 'I Ley were handed over, when, after closely inspecting them, he quietly put lliem in his pi cket ami renewed the ran versa lion, llo.v sie was some what diimb?ounded at this pri (ceding, lint seci g nothing in the conduct of Sheridan to fthmse Ids yitspicioti, Iwtmored him ly al lown g him to retain them. '1 hey had progressed several miles fiiithir, when lieiidan adroitly turned the conversation upon luna tics and t lie mode of procedure in lodging tin m in aa asylum, lioxsie explaii ed tl at it was nee&wy, i" order to coiitfue a lunatic in an in sane asylum, to have a certificate of two physicians that such person was intvaue, and commitment i'mm the County Judge, Sheridan, with the remark thai lie was a lawyer, requested to see the paper to Judge wl. ether it was: drawn up in due form, As lioxsie drew forth the pajior M.eridan seized it, and alter glancing over it slip ied it into his hreasc p eki t. lie retained ptifsessiwi of the com mitment ami shackles until they reached Ponghkcepsie, where on arriving Sheridan insisted on going onto New York. lioxsie expostu lated, ami finally induced Sheridan to alight. On reaching the platform, re marking that their ways separated, the real insane man started oil'. 11. siraed him and a struggle ensued between the two, which sjieedily attracted a crowd. S'licrtdan called on the bystanders fi r asslstr.nce, claiming that llox-ie was a innatic who was endeavoring to c?capo, at li e same time exhibiting the shack, els ami commitment in proof of what he said, '.il.e crowd seized lioxsie, not withstanding his denial, ami it probably would have Hired worse with him, lad not a hack man who hail formerly driven him to '.ho asyluiti been attnlctet) by the crowd and recognized Mill. The remit was that II. was released ai d f heridan seclned and lodged salely in jail. Albany ftV'i niiff ifbufiki, Tub Two Cits. At a recent communion service, before passing (he cup, over which thanks hail been given, the pastor said, "Tilt IX is a ciip of which wo read in the Scriptures, concerning which it is aid, ' Look not upon tlie wino when it is pud, when il mouth itsell aright, when it giveth its eoltir in the cup. At the last it Mb ill like a serpent ami Sttngeth I he an ad der.' 7'lmt ctip thruugh a taribl' .iiistub has fivqttOlilly fiaiml its way to the Lord's itb'ol 7'hc cup wiiich we now pass to yott, mv brethren, contains no alct hohno per jnt, no adder. 7'iils liquid which you now put to your lips is tl e fertnciikd ji ! of the grape,' simi lar to that which our Saviour used when he instituted this sacred or dinance, ami which he called, as if to avoid mistake, ' the fruit of the vine.' 7 he other cup we Would not dare to oiler yon, It coiitains alcohol, poison, death; and it is no fit symbol of ti c Saviour's b'ood, which has life iii it; nor did our Lord intend that smeh wine should he supped by his followers at his table or anywhere else. Some of you have been reclaimed n m in temperate habits. You recti not fear as you put this cup to your lips. It is the cup of blessing! In it, there is no alcohol to set yi nr veins on tire, ami awaken tho appetite which divino grace has compieivd." Xu!' -h V Baplid, "Why i there no cream on llu- injlk GeorgV" said an umler-gratlii ate to his scout," at Cambridge. "Stir it up air," was tlie reply. "It sinks to the bottom. '' What is Hie tUfl'erenee lietween a sns pentled hank ami a midway train! In one ease the brake causes the stoppagej andiullie other the stoppage oau-es tlie break. Tltere Is a man in Yorksliire who has a mile of children. Ills name Is Kiirlong. and he has four hoy.- and tour girls. Eight furloogs make a mile. A Bur The St. tfoaepli, Mlnotirl, IlerM says : A tew days ago u jwor woman eutervtl otic of tlioe low grojrgeriei! that are a dUgrace to any city, ami with streaming eyes and a tsormte nance the very picture of woe, be sought (he man belrintf fhc bar not to sell her husband any more ruin. SImj said : You have already ruined in-'.. You have sold film your vile iKin till lie bus lost bis licalth. Iii Hiarac tcr. ami bis posltiou. Through yous nteam lai has heeoiue cross and abu sive to me, whom lie once loved so tenderly, and now he threatens to murder us while under t lie e fleets of tin- cursed s 1 1 If you give him. Yes. he cruelly heats me and our ebiltlrer. ud nOen tn Irts dixiiiken lienz' turns us out of the mi-t ruble shanty in wliieli We now live toemlure t lie chilly winds of the night, and the siill Colder eiiarilit's tit'the WorltL (ih, tlon't five liiui nny mora IKinor !" ami sob au'ain reiil. her lit bie fniiiie while the liroprlefor stood specchleg. At this nioilieilt the iloor opened and in tag gereil the poor iiii-er.iblc Intabuuo. With the vacant stare of the continu ed Inebriate, lie staggered toward tin bar. As a last reoourse he placet I herself lietwwn her liinhantl and the Imr. ami elusplng lilm in her anus plt cously l.iggtd liim not loilrlnk any more, ami nearly crazed wilh agonv she turned lo the landlord ami prayetl him nut to furnish any more whisky toli. r liinl aiid. The brute we can call hint muliiiii; else delll)erately walked Iro n Imhhld the bar and tak ing the woman rudely by the arm. tore her violently from her husband, to whom -be tilling wjlh the Strength of despair, ami forcibly put her out, in to the -iri t t The wretched nam then Went ami look his drink paying for il wilh tin' money that should have gone lo his pow wife ami starving ibildreu. ami then went forth maddened with the damnable ll imir he had imbibed. : lo renew his brutal attacks on bis de fenceless wife ami children. .tluriuiirliiir. I was filed of washing dishes; I was tired of drudgery. It. has always been so, ami I ivaJtlfssaUslIetl. I nev er sat down a moment to ivad (hat Ja mie didn't want a cake, or a piece of paper to scribble on. or a bit of soap lo make bubbles. "I'd ralber lie in prison.'' I said one day, "than have my life lea-ed out so," as Jamie 1 knocked my elbow w hen 1 was writ ing to a friend. lint a morning came when 1 bad one plate lass to wash, one eluilr less I to set away by I llu wall in the flllllllg room; when Jamie's little crib was pul away Into the garret, and it ha never conic down suiee. I had been unusually fretful and discontented with him that damp May morning that lie took the croup. Gloomy weather gave me llu- headache, and I had less patience then tlinn at any oilier lime. By-auil-by be was slng, Ing in another room, "I want to be an iiiigel:" and presently rang out the uielaille croup. I never dear that hymn since that it tlon't cut me in the heart; fur the croup cough rings ' out wilh it. He grew worse towards night, and when my husband came homo lie went for the doctor. At ttr-t beseemed to help liiui, but it merged into Inflammatory eroupaud was soon ' over. "1 oubl to have Is'en called in ' sonner," said the doctor. , I have a servant to wash the dishes now ; ami when a visitor comes I can it down and entertain her without j haying to work all tha time. There is no little hoy worrying me to open i his jack-knife, and there are no shav lugs over tl'e Hour. The iitagastlni'-s ! are not soiled w ith looking at the pic ture, bui stand prim and Ileal on the i reading table, just . is I leave them. 'Your carpet never looks dirty." i say weary-w orn mothers to me. 'Ob, no," I muttered to myself, "there are no muddy little bent- todir- : ty it now." I But my fate Is. as weary as tin iis weary with slttlbg in my lonesome parlor at twilight, weary with Wiltch iiia; for tlie Iii lie arm- Ida! u-ed lo j twine around my neck, for the curls ; that brnshed again-1 my eliet !. for tho 1 young In Ugh that ran;; out with mine, as we watched the blazing QOtli i lilt', or made rabbits with the shadow j mi the wall, wailing merrily togetln r for papa coining home. I have the 1 wealth and east I longed for. but at what price? And when I see other iinithcrs with growusup sons, driving lo tow n or church, and my hair silver ed over wilh gray. I think what might I have been, had I murmured less at the i providence of God. . . . . iMJIESSrrY til' C'tiKAtiox.-Soiue a troiiomei's liavC COmpttted Ilia' there 1 are no less than 75.(HX.tsH ot suns in i the ii'iiver e. The fixed -In s are all SllltSj having like our sun numerous planes, primary and secondary, he ' lousing to it. The circular Held of space w hich it occupies is in diameter, I ;;.AUno,uu'0 of miles; and thai w hich i it controls much greater. That sun j which Is nearest nelgobor to mil's Is ! called Sirios, distance from our sun alionl 22,000,000,000 of mi'e-. Now I if all the fixed staw are as tp taut from j each otlit r as Su iiis is frora oar sun; 1 if the solar system be the an rage mag nitude of all' the systems of tlie 1 5,000, OOOofsuiiii what hnmaghmtioii can : grasp the immensih otcnnillon? Kverj sun of the 75,000,000 controls a lleld of j space of about 10.000,000,000 ot miles ; in diameter. Who can survey a plan ; tatlon containing ; 75,000,000 of tlivular ; Ileitis eiu-h lii.non.lMHi.OtiOnfuii'e-yriiich liowever, is one of the plantations of Him w ho has measured the waters hi tlie hollow of hi-i hand, and meted out, Heaven w ith a Span, ami compre hends the dust of theourtb in a ineat my, weighed the mouiitahis in a balance; Il'un who .-iit'u.g upon the orbit of the earth stretches out to thu heavens as a eortaln, and spieadeUi them out as a tent to dwell hi. What a wonderful universe we livi in! How small we seem wlmu we think of its easiness. The Boston ,wi nul asks, -cm the gmit swallow the camel.'" It seems so. A good many Jtea'rs ago. In a contest for tlie Micakershlp ofCongress, Nat. Banks swirllawotl Lew. Uanipbell, of Oliio. i'nori'a J'niMcrfjif.