- -i-l, VOL. IV. ALHAX V, OREGON, MAY 3, W4. NO. 35. n nia-m fvmiy fkiiiav, By COM.. VAX LEVI), IN REGISTER BUILDINGS, Corn--r F' r. y (iM f'irvt 8HkU, TKHM-s IN AllVAM'K. Three dollar. ' . .Two dollars. ,. Ten cents, One year Six mouths,., Single coplos APVl.li Transient udvei tell lines or tow Hii'i-'t'MiK'u: heta ti.sciiicius luSCK&l nI0 jjATI-.s. ti-einetiU.pcr 0""v 'J'' Brsi Insertion W: each tWp i. fcaiww !Vlv!r; jjj un tlie most liliciul j'lB WilltK. toring received m'W 3'1( tM sly. Agents t'r the register. Tlie tolll to receive nticmen' ore atuiioniwi feint for salwerilltlOlis, , iu; KnniHfK&l an I advert istliil, i' ('., Ilintni Slid O, IV JNimpkli peter Home. W. l(. Klvk, I'. .!. li. Irvine. I T. li. Heyiiold l i'. rt!Vr, -i. 1'. Porte. Fletcher . U'i Clms. Xkk. 'I. linn s. Ill lrit. rrismi Kranctsco. l i'- -union. BiU'iM Vi!H,lolk 00 j. H. MirtUH t" Attorney" '"' ooijeiToB ; 1 1 llll'S lt ! utMl olUee, Croul J, I I. I'll. ('oiiimtloni t Iiw, I VNTJittY AN!i I'll . Oilii-e o w it, I'oitlni iihl 1. on l-4 I'Ofl'DJ.I- A 5'LINA, 4. 1. nitil ftoinuclaMi nt Nil StLl 1 1 IN (HASl'KllV 1. toi"iiii tea led to. K, II. CHASOBi I B. in Meiiiii v. ,,!nr Pithllc, CRANOR & IIUMFMIIEW, Atiemejs and t'onnnclloM ut fmm, iliBANY, OftEGOX, OllU't! in Patrtob hrick, np "tolm. .'.v4 "K. IV. RAt, B. i. rtti.vru VJ liuii lllllkes Si ; iv lit ul A M i It IN. nil. 1. . (ii'cslon in the iiivtlioil. ini'l ai us lie liiel i-lscu liciv. ermj for the lmhi Hciliwl. Offlis'in s nil's. RV4.iMICC iVKiitlonnU'liHreli, ' blOCKi j7MS Nile kutiii h-si hoiisemilltiolt frentul on efi Iitm- W. . JOXES, M. ., HOMEOPATHIC PHTSI5IAN. mcE 1 in km: STREET, ONE door 11, In Itiu'liliart 's two . over (i"ii. Turrell's inner sixlli and Ker-I- un. (lii-Tl V urinal of story brick store, it 1 s ry stlTets, .' la LEEEE1' & MYERS' WatorWlieels 8PIJEBICAL FLUMES, And Uenernl Mill Hiulilnerj. J. K BAl'KENSTO, AKent, Alluny, tire ron. Mv8 M, g. maois. w. h. Vci.uh. X. f. Dl JIOSS A CO., HAVE UN 1IVNH ANU CiiNSTANTbV iwh in- a kll'Ri1 sleek of Jroeei'ie mid PrevMonn, Wootl nntl Willow ware. tohaetO, ulnars, eonfivtloeen . Vankec notions, etc., etc, wHtolewhW'itl retail, at lowest ijites. ill'lKislte It. I'. Hill 01 son sunijt M"ii- Alhiiujr, Oregon. :v4 ALKAAY BOOKNTOKK. F.sl!dIUhed III IMi6. E. A. B'Yt'ClaiUl, TNEAEElt IN EVERY VAI1IETY OF 1 1 iiiIUhihwiis liks, whool Ixioks, hiiinli luioks, miuloiiery. Books Imported to tinlernt short Pol If. Albany, Dec. a, H.'n. tihxim; TUBXBX. I AM PHEPAlJftl) TH Hit AM. KIM s of liirniiiif; keep on hand and make to onlcr mwliltteiftettpmcil i Imlrs, mel spin nlnjt wheels, RJiop near the "Miernolla Mills." JOHN M. MET.J.E1I. AllMiny, Nov. 8,MQS-1 ' ALBAXV BITIIoTjSeT rpiIE V N DKftStOS BI) WOBtl) RE 1 spectlully Inloini tlie ell bsunaof AINmv nnil vlelnliy Unit lie lias taken rlisrue (if tills estaiillsbinent, una by keeplna elenn rooms and myliur strict attention to lmsi. nessexiieeis in suit all those, who mav fa vor hbn Hiih ilielr pwronaKO. Ilavlnir liorotofore nrrledon nothing hut t'lrat-elnm Hair ly siK Nnlooim, '!? "fXatrl tn. ,v9 en,ire sotiufhctton to all. I lUlOwn'suHdladltM'halr neatly nit and alMiiiiiknoed. eid. UKvi JOSEPH WEBBER. nmi,rvtm itntsi Ai.nyrcb.,BLVol,!,0w' BlfBlNKHS oAlil'S. BUSINESS UABDS JOHN CONNER, I) V N KING i ) J: kKPOWTR RWEIVEU I t etH'tklU iUkM. I n t .jvsistlWc'l t imea K.aiiire on Porlliiiel. Si COS Sun Kranr Vow ork. rnrMKteiLl lowest raic ViUaotli ms HiiKleanil prompt Y reiuitteil. II 'fi rs 10 11. W. ( nilwtt, llfiny raimiK, W. S. I4WM. Il:niklii hoilr from H A. M. to 1 1'. M. Albany, Fob. 1, lK7t-2iv3 MARBLE WOKKS. JJOiSIOS'I & STAIGEB, Dealers in , hi m k IH0BIIIM!BI8) ObelbKS, lOBIftS, Hful ami Foot Stont?i, K.iociued In CuIIfuriila, Vt 1111 cut Muilile. ami Italian SALEM, OREGON; JSHAM H KHOP AT A LISAS Y. J.W5W. M.ll.dlAXK I?OW & CRAE, Dealers in Boots, Miocn, Findings AUIAY, OHES, NV1TE THE ATTENTUIN (if THE taltwt 1 pnlllio 10 1 In n lull sriWK 01 1 lie sn les in geallcuien n ami onm s imh", -lines. KiUteCS Oxford etc.. eU-., as well .1- 10 ihe icl'V laii'sl tlllll Ollt In Hie lto m iHmen' mi'l udiuea' wilier. Italmorala, N,'i ih's, Antoinette bowm, ninl iimny .iih'T new ajitrtashioiiaHle ivles urn rivtvlKi IheC'lty Uooi Btoro,rofc '1 tlmj will sell us mplD as they tun Hn I purchasers who-ish llrst-oUutl itooils i.t llicmosi 11 itsoimhle rates. They reijeet fnllv Invite J'OH to come and eo ilwir rt,icl. . IJisilioes,eUv, m'it:oi' retirtal, to ortter, anu '( ieor amin5. t ITV BOOT STORE, FIRST STREET, First door West ol' Ref Iste liiiilil'lT' 47-, ;l CITY MAlMvKT, mil KTRKET, AI.AV, OIUBHOIfc, J. L. HARRIS, PROPRIETOR, IlflETi ESDE.VVOR TO KEEP Cii- siuiitly on hand a fall Bupplj' of MS, K(M F MEATS, Which Will be of the very liest quality. The hk'licst uiarkel price pah) for beeves, bova and sheep, Tlilrd tloor west of Fcrrr, on itoiitli woo. Of FliHl slreet. .1. I HARRIS. Albany, ''"f. B, ii-io4 .. W. Vun BH'ti Bcrgh M. 1J., WOttM DtMTWit, SALEM : : i OREGOX. MY ItlllB evperleiite In discuses dWsed by WORMS innnor lie snnnssed liy any puyslclan In Enroiie or Hie t'ultcti sniics. offlce rooms, Koft as and k, over Ihe Post niiue. 6jr Consulrailons mid e.Moiiinal ions free nf ehtrgi: toSWn6 Albaii)- Collegiate InstHule, AI.BAXY, OKMiOX. THIS INSTIITTION WIIJL REtll'EN ON j J. Mdinliiy.Septeinhcr 1, ls;i,withitcoi's ol tim-hcri canuhlc and ciirnesi. Insirne lion will lie llionniah and practical, and the svsieni ofowler lUisarjiasisod. For par llciihirsadtlivss li. K. WARRES, A. M., Pi-esldcnt ; ( lr, Hev. E. II. UFA KY, 11. AJIwny. The Ejcm! rriic Eurs! DM, T. L. GOI DEX, Oenliat andAHrlat.AIbnD,OrrKa. I lt III II. PI N IS A I son of ihe noted old (mlhalniic tltntor. s. P.. iliil-lcn. Dr. tloldcn lias linrt experience in iii'iitni' i li.. , n,.,iiis iltsi'iism to uii Ich the eve mid ear tire subject, and feels conllilont oi itivinir entire satisfaction to those, wlu, mav place Iheinselves under his care. April Is. OH. K. O. SMITH, OEXTIST, HAS LOCATED IN Af buny, nnd is now ready to wait on the citiicnxpt Al Ixoivitnd vicinltv.wilhn new liiyeiillim In dental work. It consists In Mipportlnir the plate to the mouth wtlhoiit coverbiit tlw whole iif, as liereiotore. Those wishing arlllleial teelh are tequest ed to call ami esnplne for llM-iunclves. Also, plates mended, wbelher tiHi'liallv broken ordlvlded. Teeth, extracted wllh out iwln. Onlce over Tnrrell'a store. All work warranted. ,7v4 Piiper-hmiging, Calceml?iiiiji, DcconslInK, " T? M. WAHSWOUTH will give prompt a. . attention to all orders for raixir-, Pffiih"', l''V'!',i,,,"8, i!;'"'1Jn8'. ;, in ihlselh or vklmlv. AM work exeeutod in 1 he latest stylo, Iii the best manner, mid ' at kiweat living nilcs. (aTOrdora lefi at vmp Mm,"iIH . AM' Exchange wee, : si li.ii.i.i 'uwi. mil . . ar, (J 'MM' 1 THE MOXAI. On (Ik? southeastern shore of tin) ixiint that juts out to the, westward of fioulilsbnroiiijh Bav. upon the we'tfed -oat of the notth, there used to stand Htid In all proliabilitv it stands there yet a small cot. which. Ill the whiter of Lsfst. ami for mativ vears previous j to that time, was occupied hy an old weauier-beatcn non ot tlie ocean, ap porri.i'ely named .fames Storms, who retire) from actual service somewhere about fen years previous to the above mentioned period, and who now car ried Oil the various operation-; ot fl-ti-iug, boatbuilding, snilmaking. etc. The old man's whV was still among tlie living;, and she. lordlier with her husband and one d oi jiter n fair girl of nineteen, d&isessed Ihe unlmundul vo and confidence of all who ever Imm-'H to form an aconaintancc with the inmates of tlie humble cot. It was on the evening of the .'IM of December. 1-vi'i, the last day of t ho yeai Tlieold man had retnrneil from liis IioiiiIioiim', whither he had been to dose the place more securely against the driving storm ; ami shaking the white nseec from his tliick pea-jacket, he hung it upon a peg m ar the tiro place, and then drew up to the blazing tire. "Ah !" exclaimed old Storms, with a shudder, as he rnhhed his hnlf-lie-liuinnied hands, "this4s a hard uighl for the ending ot the old year. The i Iord have niercv upon any who may i ciMnce to be on our coast:"' Amen: fervently ejaculated Ins wife, as she divw her ejialr neaiei Hie flic. "Come, Hannah," she t tinned, turitiug to her daughter, "1 h.ivi.' our cheer for the dawning of new year. You know we hold to con- 'icl the our girl. 1'ood watch to-night. "Ves, mother.'' returned the 'our snnper will he ready In time, "i'i- but II o"c!oek yet." Well mild the old mail, ''let's have our slipper now, for 1 feel as though I need it." Iii obedience lo her lather's w ish, Hannah set about tlie work, unil ere long the (able wis covered, nml all prepared for the evening meal, lint once a year did the tUflulV eat their slipper so late as (ids; but f,,. ..jx years had they made a practice of watchiujf the eiit of lla' old and the advent of the new year, and on such occasions they had postooiitil their meal ftirther into tlie niglit. At the head of the tape sin ihe old woman, al her rigid hand sat her hii-hauil. while at her left sat her dn lighter. At the opiMiteeiitl of the table wa t a plate, and an empty chair, on the back i. f which was tied a narrow piece tf crape, , I'or several nwmei afler they had taken their (feSW at tlie well-flliell bo ird. not a wonl was spokeii. but all eye 'w tui'iied niowaifully upon ill it empty chair. At length, the old man opened- his trembling lips, and uttered in ft broken tone, "Tis six J'eilrS since our poor hoy was lo-t. isix nights have we walclad the old year oiit, and his chair lias stood emp ty liefom us. Ah! Robert, o long as your old fiktbcr and mother live, no one shall fill that scat that once was yours?" Thiekly-Howing tears checked the old man's utterance: and, drawing the Iwick ot his hand across his eyes, he leaned forward upon the table and wept. The mother and the daughter wept also ; and though their lips wave not utterance to .words, yet for the hoy I that was gone tor the laiighliig, joy- ous nntl allcttioiiate lloU rt of other days they cut forlh piavers as warm I 1 . .. I and true as ever went up from the hearts of earth. Their New Years dawn was a scene of sorrow and mourning; hut siill (hey sorrowed not in vain, for their hearts were soft ened by the tribulation, and. their souls were purilied by the tide of af fliction that had thus rolled in upon them. To their humble home, Hob ert had, in former years been the sun light and joy be had been an atfec tlonftte and "dutiful son. and a kind and loving brother : and when they first learned of his death in the udiaii Ocean, a dark cloud settled down over their household, w hich even the suns and frosts of six years had not been able to dispel. Ten minutes, perhaps, and they sat in comparative silence nt the table the storm raged without in all its fury, ever and anon sending a shrill blast through some chink or crevice wbhh rtrt had not completely guarded. and tin; hailstones, as ("hey rattled ceaselessly against the windowa, threatened to force an-cntrance to tiie dwelling. The old man had gradually composed hlmselt trom Ihe effects of his first outburst of grief on seeing ' that empty chair; and wiping his eves j with his handkerchief, he folded "his I l,,iilu im.i il,..t,),t.. o,,.l .-,11.... 1.1 . ' K.ll.in ,,j,i .JV W.'l OHO , lining UI.S furrowed brow towni-ds la aven, he was I abom to offer his humble petition to tiie throne ot grace, aot lialfa dozen Words had he (Itterod, when he startesi up from his chair, and placed his hand to his ear. "Hal" he exclaimed, as be lent his ear towards the door; "dkl you not hear the gun. Hannah ?" "Yes, father." "There h goes again!" cried Stonn, as the dull report of a distant signal gun came breaking through the roar of the howling tempest. "There's danger on our coast. Get my lantern, Hannah ; and yon, wltte, bring my tar keftle from the porch. I'm afraid" I sliall never be able to light the signal on the cliff; but, at an events 1 II trv. ( rt fow mments the old man was . , ... ... ... .... muffled up for the duty he had on hand : ami with the kettle ill one hand and the lantern in tlie other, he Issued I forth. Tlie storm win ujrieed teriifte: Wit with it noble sirpose tho stnrdy oiu iwtnwn tMWfw ir. rtiry ami , " way a last as pwhle up to Ul u'j ' " overliaiiglng elltr, which , n ahove the storui-dastiea bn'A- ers Ik'Iow On the cliff was erected a rude st met i ii-e, tlie work of his ow'n bands, which had been expressly fortllerf for the purpose of enablhig'him to light Lis signal when the wind was Joo lierce without; mid into tills lie at once matle his way. Tne ftirious blast had torn the ronsrh door from Its Iniiherii binges; but with mi old pleee ..f - ill vLt..h ll..,U.l:.4 .... ..tl.l .... of ail which liappeiitsd to lie rolled up in one copier, lie niHWgeil so ti pn led the entrance that ho Wftmhled to et nre ii, i m cir; smj, as ne atiticii a considerable 1 111 01 lurix'iitiiie. the h Mwt up like a frtsh the eahineon- tact with the A ew minutes the iilazitur removed to the hr iw of the I'M id iliouirh tlie howl- nig wiinl aiuf . iving hail seemed to threaten lnsta Kniiihilatlon to Ihe old man brilliant stawLvet it ttired forth a liglit ;' 'ul ttto repoi-ts of 1 1 live guns, wnicli oume in qntci; suc cession over the dHveii sea, plainly iuilicatwl flail tliey wioonrd tlie strtig gliug vessel hafl ffleen it and that they also understood its' impart. For lifteen minutes tcM old Storms stiitid iiiou the ctllS enlenroriug to jieer througti tlmghMini to where the devoted bark sew nd to'; and at the end of tlwt tiiial he made lier out. She was a brig not more than two cables' length from Hie diore 5 and be ing driven stern hi. it was evident that she had her ijltehnrs out ahead. Tlie phosplioAfcciav of the foam erested -ea. atitt tlt retles tiiig power of tin- hail. -veUhfl to tiirow ciiii-idcr-able lijilil over the scene ; ami ihe old . . .'- v - . ; . man was erelong cnuhied to make i out distinctly rite exact, vitnation of ihe brig, i'roia her yards ami stays 1 wens snapping ijiKl fluttering the ivui ' iiaiitof lier sails-; but Hot an inch of 1 canvas was there left that could be set, ad having, been blown from the I boh rope la jfe vain itltenipt to lay I Ihe Vessel to, TlH'starlaKinl anchor j w as out, w hile tttftsine.'iiiig cud of ihe 1 larboard CsW told plaiiiiy that its aiicharhatf gone; but the remaining one did no gocjtf, for it had 110 power ac;Uus the gigantic strength of the driving w itid. ! TheTieacon light had gone out. and for a sliort time the old man stood un decided what to do. In ten miiiutc-i. nt the Hirthct, M brig must strike the rocks, and then Lord have mercy on tiie crew ! "The iioor fellows shall have the risk of my lite, at any rate." exelaiAi j ed the hiisly tostnuu, with suddi n : energy, as hiMliirtcd from (lie rock it ml i made towtuils Ihe house. "Hannah." ! he cried, ax he readied tlie doorstep, I ! upon which his wife and daughter : were spunling, "run to tlie boat house, I and hriiigtlienewh;irKioii-liue. ijiik-k now, for m a tew niuuites inoiv it may he too late!" "But yon surely are not going to ven ture out:'" "Venture?'' interrupted the old man, as hi wife Is'gan to reinonstrate, while Hannah was gone after the line. "There are human beings there whose lives are u danger, and as I hope for salvation liereafu-i, I'll labor for their salvatlouflow. While I stood upon the cliltj there seemed to come a voice, borne ufion the rourlogwiud, that said save titeui !" "Hut your own life do not throw it a war," urged tlie old woman "llien eome down ami help save Ik ,, . ... . 1 . , .1. - 1 1 iiv reiurueii me 010 mm nciei iniiicti man, I want lioth you ami Hannah to follow me uulckly. 'Opine," lie con tinued, as his daughter arrived with the Hue, "bundle up and eome along." Tlie tflwtber and daughter lost no time iu obeying the old man's man date, for they boih had IkiIiI hearts as wellasheV hut forhiin they feared more than tor themselves. The slglit of the devoted brig, however, which was now lashed by the spiay that broke from tlie towcrinst ixa ks. tiKik away all thought of themselves ; and wWi.miickened steps they hasten ed to theihoiv. There must have been prayers tlere, hut these were for the cars of One who commands the tem pest, and he never falls to hear. Tlaj brij was setting in directly up on a large reef, jnt to the southward of the cliir. and further to the south ot which, still, there was .1 kind of oS'ii tng, several rods in width, which made In from the sea up fo the lauuii. Bid (Hui( his wife and daughter take the enilof the line, iuid he ready, to hiul iu whenever tiiev fell a stniug pnli mi tt, tlie oiu man started out over tlie reef. From rock to rock lie elHinbered. and but I'or his minute knowledge of very crack and jut. he must have heen WiUHmI oli',.'i' ho i,.,l I111II' v;ir mil? .. .. - . .... . ...... ..... j hut he struggltd on, and ere long he was upon tiie outer extremity of the reer. On came the brier neareraud nearer to tlie place of lier destruction and at last she struck. Again and again did her heavy stern dash against tiie rocks and at lcuirtli.,isshe lilted imotiada-h- Ing swell, she came down for tlie last time! With a iearihl cra-h her tim- hers were rent asunder, and tiie III-I tated brig Had lound her grave. J Tlwit stmdy ok! walclier nron the ! rocks saw the strnggllng fonns of the crew, as they grasped the shattering fragments fur support ; and with mi eagle eye lie watched for his opportu nity to render his aid. At length it came. Two men, who were on tiie bows after the brig had tlr-t struck, had secured themselves to a piece of the bent which Iwd split from the cut water to tiie forwartl ohain-plates, and together they ( struggling Wkhmsshig mysdf of Un poker. ejt yluld not priney were J haw saved ttwmsejvos. ; Iwtog thudied pist the ot tlie reel tiwm the cr.ik":;ttl me yoml. nun tit' I . u 1 outed tlK old innsW Uic piecellgR'ek was whirl ing Ut, anti.tfJitirficrvent "Heaven help i tat Yn lejajf-nm the rod;. His feeygyfttic flonting massjust as it Wu.s.ctJMg over a broken wave, and, JWliiiAiickly iiit)ii his hivast, he jtwtctllhe lashings of the two men, miff then hntcrcl himself tor tlie issjje, Tlie suiting of the wreck .gave thaarequiretl pull fiioh the line, w hich i wtRMH.il'iwmiutbis fcotlv ; ami In ....-.u.. ' , . J 1 moment more the! hemic women on show were pulling withnli their might. Kach time as the oul freightetl piece Of wiwk settkd into the trough of tlie sea, dlil It tend nearer Hie ojieu epfw towards the dear shore f and at the end et flBeeii mantes, it gmtcrt npon tlie siuflotb s;in. . Mpe time Ihe i-aft reached the seven! flshernieii, jdio had hettKl the signal gwi-S arriml upon lliesimt; and, mi)TO ilead than alive, the three men the savior and the dav ed wi re taken to the cnastiniurs cot, where it wajui lire and careful nttcn tioiistsMi restored tiieio to animal ion. Olil Storms was the lir-f to return to eonseiomiioss; 11111I as he saw the two men whom he had saved moving with life, ho fell upon his kneesand thanked God that he had done Ills duly. Hut he finished not, his prayer: for as tlie first tones of his voice sounded through ihe room, the yetmger of the t wo men whom lie hail saved sprang from his half nucopsclous state and gazed around him, for a moment he gawd; niitrthcii tottering lorwiml to wiiere tin: old man knelt, he fell inion that aiti h"-.'iii. and uinruuired, i "rather, lather- oh. thy dear faii.cr!" j The mother and daughter knell by the father afjfi the sou', and. together, 1 (heir almost hnrsting hearts Sent forth their thanksgiving. ' The clock .-truck twelve .' The Old j Year-had ifohc ! Around tlie lilaziiia nn, nvr) drawn the eluilrs, but ihev were oil tilled and the restored liol fit told die manlier In which he was saved in the Indian Ocean sin years beltirc. The Jfew year had dawned, and though some fin re were who lived ml to see it. yet within thai humble cot all was calm and pcacetnl joy. A M4.1IT OI ti.tithOU. Shortly after being comfortably set tled, hi my new hou-e along with Mrs. Spiviiis, WwiuAi summoned me to the rural (RsfHi'ts, I di-palched, the all'air in hand with what speed J. might, and, knowing tliat Mw.'Svl'oiild he 011 the tender j hoif-ltn'oi' ."wnenrniillbslia .saw inc. jlimwfl aliivipl a convenient train, : and hurried home to relieve her. It was niglit when I again reached tliilc, ioj)fM)), There was something j so provocMiii c in the darkness ami ut ter quiet in which 1 found the prem is les wrapped 1 1 1:1 r I determined toarive lovelya surprise; but nature, appeal ing to me on a vital point, I dropped Into tlie dining-room with the view of Refreshing myself w ith a hit of cold joint by way of preliminary. itriktna a light. I fbuial that my : wiinl- had been aiiticipated, for there j on the table lay the remains of a re past breast of chicken, cakes, cheese, ; and what not. Being sharp set. I pitched in. a glass of old port materi ally assisted the process of digestion. ; All at once my eye caught slghl of a i meerschaum uponwthe niautel. Xow there is nothing very alarming in a J nieersctiaum iiw e, hut when the ! wecrschanin is the proK'rty of a siran- ger. and found upon one's own prein- 1 ises during his absence, it lK'comes in-1 vested with an huiortaiiee which it could derive from no other clreuin-1 atance. There was also a paper of, Turkish tobacco. "The fellow has taste at all event I said 1. and I filled and smoked, drank ' a bumper, and cogitated. Now Maria knows 1 am not iu the ; least bit jealous ; knows it had never j entered my head to suspect her of an Imprudence ; but this, to say the least of it, had a very suspicious lock. I i (hank again. Yet 1 was not at all jealous. At that moment I started j and sprang Irottl my seat as if at a tench of an electric battery, for on the tettee in the corner lay an impudent hat and cane, and even a pair of gloves,' To smash the hat Into smilh-1 e rosrts. to tear the gloves info frag-, meut-. to snap Ihe cane Into Hinders, 1 was the work of a mimiciit. I thsuj tool; another bumper, and. folding my ' arms, glared majestically around, j Xirf that I W.l lealons ! Oh, dear, no! ! resuming my seat anil pi, COiruuic over a course 01 procetton: 1 lain I received (mother shock. My evo had alighted upon a note which Iiad fallen iK'iienth the bible. It was in a feiiiinine hand. "Dear Charlie!' it ran. --I'm so glad you've arrived, Sammy's away, -0 don't stand upon ceremony. We'll have Biich a nice time! t old him h and idl agreeable. Come over at once." Simmy's my name. PerlidloilJ woman.' It is mil Ami ,lo tool Hie odion: missivn ll,. .... . .. ... , lo a iloeii ineces. 1 here was :i rose. ' which had. no doubt, been in his hut- i ,0i, 1 suppose threw' that in ; tlie lire, after tramping upon It. 1 , fortified myself with another glass, took oft my stockings, and started up stairs. On the way, I stwUbled over a strange cat iu the kitchen. Iu my ascent I suppose I must have made some noise, for a si range ilog set up a furious yell hi the back yank It may be as well to go prepared ir ConthtgeiieioK, I reflected, as I re-en- tered the imrlor with a view of rms. Dm 4S j j tlie waves, hut alone it was, 1 aeeored the desired object, and was trcittiilg wiieil I fancied somebody ullhe in on tiptoe. HoliU ing my !ivatli,rd'HJged uwt him, ami en pt np -tail lhVa thief, not that I was at all jealoiH.'1 bjt only to see what was going on.' After n pan-e, during w Inch 1 could eomit the beat ings of my heart, 1 tried the lier h ooni door. It nas not locked, and .ill was dark within. A gentle snnre not a rough, exasperating reckless thliut. hut men: of a musical moan, caml from tlie bed. "She U lisleen." miist,I ! '-l,. I jt-i- x t . . . I . ., ...... irop or flj), virtuous; am what 1 wnoumit wot ie sten ol a stmiMer'a toes was (lie tread or that eat. i'mir dear .nana, bow could I so wrong you?"' 1 disi'ohcil and slipped into bed. "tiarlie how hmg you lftve been V sanl a femhiiiM bolce, ( inttdons giXKhicssi it ivw that oflfs" stranger. A cold perspiratU)il broke out all on r me. ns I refJwiUsl uyop the horrors of my situation, IIWm had wmlused -s one ofn pair which hud been built exactly )Uiko. and. cnnihig fiitigncd and iBy dlpect . 11. .in un en.., 1 iiiii-i nave piteresl, ra-ignuoi s mansion in-lead of own. I hoimoed out iiion (he floor. fi-seuse me. dear, 1 think I hear giars," I whispered. IV hat a&ahl? I think von iuinI ly. bn I mistaken.'' I'll go 'and sce,"std t; and hud dhng 011 soniethiug. I groped my wftv to the sfah-s, descendeil theni, with a col.! feeling all tlie way down ray back, and crcnt info tbo hns.m,,i- i There 1 eovery 1 were I nude number aiipaling ilis- Tlw clothes I had put on soinehody tie's, and not inv own j Safe on the sidewalk, I glaned lip at the hoii c from which I had twt es cipi'd. thinking how 1 should manage to return the borrowed Ulffgery. And it was my home after all! lo silved on an explanation, I miiit ihe bell holdly. I heard the tip, U& pery, tiji ofa pair of weil-kmnvn feet, aiiU was at once iu the arms of Mrs. ' Spit ills. "Why. don't you remember, &tom my." she said in rejilv to my IntoK rogatorlw, "I told you iireitierrharlji wn coining from the country with his new wile, to pass k few davs wilh irs I have given up our own bed room t" them, and it's htcjty yni rang." And the Hole tii Charlie wa -nlli-liently explained. I have only (0 add that the dog and ih" cm wer,- prjfsents, which I might have asivri.iiued If 1 had glanced at the in-criptiici. I wiil never be jcalons again. .'liM'tiltnitfOMK. j " My son.'' , her young ho did a good mother te eful, "did you wish Iltpiy New Year:" your tcaenoi m ini.'iiii. ra-p uiq'( itie imy. "Well, whi imV" "li. ! iu-e,"saidtbe 1 ' h. "-h.-1 siti h ippy unless she's , Whiwiing tome ofn. )vs, ai f Wll, , afraid 11 1 wished her happiness, she'd go I'or inc.'' A Dtiteh woman kept n toll-gafe. One foggy morning a traveler asked, "How flu- is it to p., madam?'' "Sliosf .1 leelle ways," was Hie reply. "Yes, but how fir;-" again askihlthe traveler. "Sbosl a leetle ways," more eniiiluitlcally, "Madam, is ft one, two, eigbi or ten inlby" hho iugenloitsly replied. "I dink ii is." What are the points ot difference between the Prince of Wales, an orphan, a bald head, and a gorilla? The prince is heir apparent, an orphan has ne'er a parent, a bald-lfeUd has no hair apparent, and a gorilla has a hairy parent. At a school where words were "given out" for subjects in composition, a "mule inglorious Milton" produced this sentence on the word panegyric; "A few drops of panegyric given "on a large himp of sugar is often best for an infant wilh thestomaelie ache." The Richmond t)f!pte says Mr. Lincoln'. loss was greater to the South than to ihe North, and it thinks that there is now a general and sincere re spect In that section fur his memory. DArcntTW "Well, to tell the truth, I did not think ranch of the elose of the sermon." I'aihcr ProbftMy you were thinking more of the clothe-. of Ihe congregation. A teacher cntechiiug his scholars put the iiietioM : "What was marie to give light to the world;'' "Mnrrli rs : " cried role'nf the youngsters aftev a short pause. , rasp mqVd ihe hoy a couple 01 drunken vagaiwrals got uuo iiie glitter, anu alter nomulerliw M,IF" 01 un 10 ittuoiojl it. "I -jkt- ; ,- "fB"""' i ?V oHT."P0!We; tbi hotel leaks. A chi'tl returned with mnddv fret, lu r mother looked serious; wheretiioii the child, anticipating the wor.t, mnr incrcd, "Now. tniinnna, vou lie dots! to me, and I'll be dond to you." IloK'ful -Win breakfast soon be ready ;"' Mamma "Yes. ray dear." llooefid "Well on 1 1 -i .M...,;l. ...... . I: ' !T. ,,,-J1IM otv. 10 save nine. ' 'I'I...,...;. ...i.i . w ' J JiJ. " l,...1,rj look up ehi, nnev , V ' crows are coming home. crows are eouitm home aii minima -paper asks: "How would it sound Sir a Democrat to shout 'Hurrah for Davis?- - ft would soimrt rpieer enough without the usual prellx ot ".left'." What Is that which has a mouth and never speaks, ami a hid in which it never sleeps? Arhrer. Why is a solar eeHjise like a woman Wlliliniift lwn9 l..... , .. i.t.11.... of the sua, r" i