Ml' GOODS DRUGS, ETC. DRUGS. ETC "3L!'3E03 ALBANY REGISTER PRINTING HOUSE WITH NEW AND FAST POWER A!l HAND PHESSE S, latest and mwt Desirable st u or Printing Material, It undoubtedly THE SHEBANG TO GO FOR When you wish Posters, or Visiting Cards, Business Cards, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Envelopes, Ball Tickets, Programmes, Labels Dirt why particularize, When H is gen erally acknowledged tliat we are ON IT When It comes nnder tlie hevl of Printing. Ja To eonvlnco yourself of the truth of tius aliove statement you hove only to call (or semi a hand ac oouipanied by three stamps to pay return postage) wlien we will astonish you with the capacity of the Ro i st kk office for doing K)I.0W3) or Plain '.'... I I ' lL r i V ' 1 1 work, and the re markable ele gance exhlb- ltedbythe Boas in Corraling the slumps for the same when finished. When you have 't" In pur line, call. A hint to the sufficient Is wise as a blind kick's horse, or words to tliat effect. XYSTERS, SARDINES, RED HEItltlNti J ) codh,ct.,,)iut rccelvudby v4 Drlini.s. MEW STORE, NEW GOODS! The undersigned will soon open An Entire New Stock of IR,Y GOODS, Fancy (wood, oLsOTBEi-m"g-, BOOTS KHOEM, HATH, ETC., ETC'. i Nil REQUEST A ('SIX TO EXAMINE ; their stock, before purchasing else where, assuring purchasers A Saving or Fifty Per Cent In their prlucs. We have facilities for presenting tlie most eomiletf assortment of goods ever ottered in this market, at reduced rates: and have adopted as our motto, "(M mlei nnd xmnll prnfllt.'' Call and See for Yourself. KLINE CO., In Dr. Tnte'a Brick, Albany, Or. Sept. 2.1, 7I-Jvt NEW STOCK ! JUST OPENED. GEORGE TERRELL HAS NOW OPENED OUT, AT STORK recently occupied by A. Cowan A Co., on First street, Altsmy, a new and well se lected stock of DRY GOODS, FANCY GOODS, GENTS" CLOTHING, Gents' and Hoys' Huts, ROOTS AND MI1, Wood Ware, Crockery Ware, Groceries, Which he ha purchased in San Franeiico, j for coin, and which he will sell AT THE LOWEST PRICES, j j FOR ('AMI OR PRODUCE. AU who want the RENT 0HnN AT LOW HIT PRICE, Should give Mm a call. GEOKIJK TURRELL, First Street, Albany. Albany, Sept 9, 171. sewing machines. THE CELEBRATED Buck Eye Sewing Machine. la t& Price IS ; without table, -5 Ptxre Hundred SOU) IN OKEGfON For the Year 1 87 1 ! If Family can Afford to be Without One. The success of the BUCKEYE stands without a rival on this coast. Hundreds who now use them pronounce them to be unequalled for family use. EVERY MACHINE WARRANTED. The BUCKEYE makes the Loek-stltch. which will not ravel. Thevnreslmpleand durable, and have less machinery than any other machine, therefore are le liable to get out of order. AGENTS WANTED, TosclltheRUCKEYE.thr, liest and only low-priced machine that has any merit . Machines shipped to any part of the const upon receipt of price. For further particulars enquire or ad dross V. PI5ARS0V CO., Uon. Agents for Pacific Coast. U-. DJMH.,.-J GEO. F. SETTLEM I E R, DRUGGIST, Suowwaor to P. W. Wkt)fldd), Parrl-li's Mew RuJIdlng, FinlKtrcet, a i.i'.an r, oreoon. Dealer in DRUGS AND MEDICIN ES. CHEMICALS, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, ETC. All articles warranted pure, and of the boat iuality. ' Phvslclans prescriptions carefully eom pouiidcd. Albany, Oct. 17,'lSMilf STOVES, ETC. W. II. M'FARLAXD k CO., Opposite the hotels, Albany. Oregon, SUCCESSORS TO O. I TOMPKINS 4 CO. STOVES, RANGES, Force and Litl Pumps, LEAD AND IRON PIPE, Hollow "Wa,xo, HOUSE I KMSIIIX; HARDWARE, Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron Ware. LARUEKT STOCK IS THE VAIXET. Lowest Prices Every Time. Repairing Properly Done. 40v2 FRUIT TREES. Fruit Trees, Grape Vines, Ac. THE UNDKRSIONED INVITES THE attention ol the p thllc to his large and complete slock of APPLE, PEAR. PLUM. CHEEKY and other TREKS. Also, CRAPE VI ESbost In the Slate; Ornamental Trees, Shrnhs. Plants. Cur rants, (ioosoberrb t, Stinwls'iries, Roses, Dahlias and Bulb! which will lie sold as low as flrst-elass stock can be afforded. Nov. ij.12vl J. A. MILLARD. IJRESH FRUITS, peaches, drapes, apples, 1 pears, etc., by 8vt DtBOIS. SOAP -KANE'S CONDENSED, THOM as' Cold Water Bleaching, and other kinds. Sold by WHEELER, Hv4 at Shedd. HARDWARE, NEW FIRM! W. H. KVHN CO. Haw Just received a law and well select ed stock uf HAR 1 WAR E , Such as Farmers' & Mechanics' Tools, CONSISTING OF -AN VUS.VICK8, BEL lows, hailltnera, sledges, saws, planes, i cross cut and mill saws; together with a j large ASSORTMENT OP IRON AND STEEL, Nails, springs, axles, thimblc-skclns, bolts, etc., etc., etc. A well -elected1 stork of Wagon Timber, S POKES, III Its, Bent rims, shafts, poles, hickory axles, ete . All of which are now offrred to the pub lic at low rates. As we make the business a spcclnlty, we can and will keep a better assortment, at lower prks, than any house In this city. Also receiving and opening, a ktrge and splendid assortment of WOOD AND WILLOW WARE, Which we offer at reduced rates. W. H. KUHN CO., Mnntetth Arc-proof brick, First street March 12, 727 1h:'2 NOW IS THE TIME! KOXE i'00 POOR TO Bl'Y IT The Cheapest Live Newspaper on the Pacific Coast ! THE Altany Register An ElKlit-Page Weekly NewNpaper, CONTAINING FORTY-EIGHT COLUMNS of mutter, w ritten and selected to meet tlie wants and tastes of all varieties of people. The REGI8TEB is printed on new and elegant type, contains a Careftilly written digest of the news of the week, both local and general ; is plain and out-spoken oti all matters of lii i-il iinportauce, while its cohiinus contain a Eiir share of literary and miseellaiu oils reading, etc., etc.. making it tlie most attractive paper in Oregon. The RKfJISTKR is offered to sub scribers, from now until the close of the volume, FELL SEVEN MOXTIIS ! For th? extremely low price of Q Daiua Fifty C1 Which puts it within the reach of all. Will not the friends of the Kkoistkk make a vigorous effort to put into the hands of all their neighbors, as at the price it is the cheapest newspaper pub lished on tlie Pacific coast '! DRY-GOODS k GROCERIES. NEW STORE ! NEW GOODS ! J. MILT. BEACH Is now opening a Selected Stock or General Merchandise, Consisting of Staple and Fancy Dry Goods, Clothing! GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Crockery und Glass Ware, BOOTH AXO NIIOEfi, PAINTS AND OIIJ, ETC., ETC., AND IS 0FFK1UNG TIIK OOODS TO the public at prices corresponding with the times. All klndsof merchantable produce taken In exclwuge tir gooda. Come one. come all, and exainine )irks, at the old stand, formerly occupied by D. Beach Son, opposite Foster's brick, soul h side First street, Albany, Oregon. lv3 ("IROCKBIKS AND PROVISIONS. In full rsapply.justm'eiv.Klby FIRE! FIRE! FIRE ! MA HUtrts us Ttaae ave Nine." UNION Fire and Marine Insurance Company, Nos. 416 and 41S California St., 8AN FRANCISCO. CALIFORNIA. Mockkohlei Iudlvldually IJnble. Cash capital, in (told coin. Deposit in Oregon, - - - t7.10.IKH) 00 . SO,U0O 00 Umukw promptly anil rqaltably ad justed, and PAID IN tiOLD COW. riUIIS COMPANY HAVtNH OOMTLIED 1 with tholawsof UrofOB by making a deposit of tlftv thousand dollars, is now preisiri'd to effect Insurance luralnst loss or diunae by Sro, and also asulnst marine and inland navigation risks, on lttieral terms. (il'STAVE TOUCH ARD, PrcaldcnV Chas. 1). IlAVTJi, SiH-refnry. J.C. MENDENH ALL, Arent, Albany. Albany, 1S71-W Murder In Albany I I N!:VERYKT!!EENKOWN,AND Jl nothivoienlnirot ttaipre""1 Ocath Is a thing which sometime must befall evwj sob and daushterof tne numan uim- ily and yet, It Hie Mid-day, (if vonrHft. f disease lays his vile hands uptJB you, there issilll "a balm in (iilead," li w.'iivti vou tnav Im-ix'stored to iK'rfcs t I enrth,aittl pio'omt yonribiystoamlracu- lousoxioai. I liv calling on I R, C. HEM, A SON, j H'l ii it iii'escrtptlon, where yon can hove li: --' by one e.xiiencnecd in tliaf I Smrii fflnr llne. Atso, consiantly on hand a - -" I ussortinonl oi fivsh drugs, patent 'im eltetnicBje, ialnts, oils, dye- ! sum . traases, etc. Agents lor the Celebrated I nk Weed Remedy, i Or, Ore ou itbcnmotlc Cure; Dr. 1). Jnyne i i Bpiis' me ltcinas, etc. " I'osltlve nnd Negative Powders kepi in ioMt. Also agents for tlie Home Mr.mtl SciHg Machine, One of ihi-most useful pieces of household furniture cxlunt. Cull and examine. R. C. HIIX SON. Allwiiy. .bine In, 71-t(lv3 ALBANY FOUNDRY And Machine Shop, A. F. CHERRY Proprietor, AI.I1AXY. OREGON, Manufactures Steam Engines, Flour and Saw Mill Mneliln- ery, WOOD AVOKKXYG I ' And AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY, And aU kinds of ! 1HOX AXIi HRANM ASTIXMi. Particular attention paid to repairing all kinds of machinery. 41 vl NURSERY. SETTLEMIRE'S NIRSERY, Ms Miles South of Albany, Uaa Co., NEAR THE RAILROAD. rSOBICIT-TIIH ATTENTION OF ALL pei-sons desiring to purchase fruit tree to call and examine my stock, which Is comiKised of the laivest and best selection in the Slate, consisting of apples, pears, cherries, plums, prunes, grapes, blaekticr- rles. curaiiits and rows. Also, black and white walnut, English walnnt. hickory . isnn. redbud. honev i(Ksist. hackberry. and a number of other varieties of trees and plants too numerous to mention, all of which are offered at low rati. HENRY W. SETTLEMIRK. Doc. 17, 1S7U-U TVH'CS and MEDICINES, PAINTS and 1 oils, Class anil Putty, sold by WIM4 er.atSIIKKD. Hv4 leeil .'1 UTiail, SHAWLS, long and square, plaid V and strlX'd, for sale by VVUKKLKR, at Shedd. Hii.iTiEAD papeii, iiitimsm JUST received and for sale at this office, low for cash. rpiN WARE. TlLASK WARE, CROtKE 1 erv,Umpise.,e iSold by Wheeler. at NIWV. BLANK DEEDS, MORTttAfiES. ETC., on hand latest stylcs-and for sale low, at this office. PORTLAND HOTEL. METROPOLIS HOTEL. Corner Front and Salmon Sts., PORTLAND, OREGON. This new and elegant hotel, with New Furniture Throughout, Is now OPEN TO THE IU BLM . am tor the ruaeaia. FREE (X)ACH TO THE HOUSE, Come and See ITi. t. R. MPRKKOER, Propr. Oct. 7, 71-5V YSTERS AND SARDINES, NUTS AND Candlm, and other knick-knacks, sold by Wheeler, at SHEDD. Hv4 FliKSH VEOETABl.ES, In fuU supjily.by 3v4 DtjaK RATHS, ETC. ALBANY BATH HOl'SF,. riMIE CNDERSItiSED WOULD RE 1 srsvtfnlly inform thecitlxensof Albany and vicinity that he lias taken chartrc of this establishment, ami ny Keeping clean "oomsandpavlna strict attention to busi ness cvtiect lo suit all those who may fa vor him with their patronage. Hilvlttg heivloftirec-arrled on nothing out " Flnt-rlun Italr Dremliur NnloonH, Ho expects to give entire satisfaction to all. Children's and ladles' hair neatly cut 1 i I lilHlllillll "".ftl. I Scpt.l'J-yl ' JOSEPH WEBBER. SobstTtbers finding an X aflr tnctr naineSafe informed fhat tlielrsuliseriritlor expires with that nmnlier.andlhey are In vited to renew It, 1'crms 13 iier annum, in aih airce ; six months, 12 ; three moot !. 'fiS'I'egal tenders received at par from anlMerilers In the Kasiern states, A Matter for Study. The New York Tribune gets off this : There is a wav of putting thiiigs which it isn't easy to get over. Tlie Boston Cadets estrtetT the Ooverner of eiie State to Iwar rlie election-er-iiton. and afterwtmls al tlaf expense of the Stab', partook of a supK'r at Par ker's Hotel, with the most Illegal ac couianlmeii)s of eliainpagne and hot punch the fiwt costing ten dollars a plate. "Xow," says' a newspaper critic on this matter, ' "if John smith gets up a one dollar supper, including hot wntskv, for his frlemls, he U seized, finedjind Imprisoned." To a rehii-t like Ibis there IS xhnnlv no re joinder. Wluit right bus tla.' Ootn- rnonweniul or .Massachusetts not wre lv to wink at a violation of any statute. but even to instigate it ? It in mtcti niiserabie inconsistency as row wnicn keens the whole matter of Prohibition at tla merej' of temporary legislation, anil leaves men to doubt tb sincerity of its professed adVpADtes. IfttieState purchases alchohiil ncnilist tlie law oi Iier own making, how can she fail to render doubtful her mode for making it? Tlie Hon. Walker Brooke, of Miss., had and Inexhaustible fund of dry hu mor, which never deserted him even In tlie niot trying exigency. During tlie Clay and Polk campaign, Ids admi ration for tla; great . KentucJkiau. led him to liet a p'llr of match horses, all the slock he had, on tlie result ; and tills, though a strict member of the i'resbytorian church, ot course he was "churched'' for gaming. "All we ask of yon, Mr. Brooke." said the minister, during the trial, "is to ack nowledge that you arc sorry, and prom ise to snt no more." "Sorry ?" asked Mr. Brooke, rising from his neat with an air of injured innocence, ."Sorry r My dear brother, when 1 think of tlHe bcatiful bays gone from my gut- for ever. I can truly say, with hand upon my heart, that no transact ion of my life gives me more ccnulne sorrow than this!" Willie had a pairof boots sent him on his fourth birthday a pair of little red-topped boots. Tiiey were received with shouts of inteuse delight, the strongest desire of his childish heart having been for sneh a pairof boots. But alas ! small as were his. feel, tla boots were smaller.. They woiiM, by no manlier of tugging, be made to go on. Again and twain, till long past his bedtime, tlie child made the trial, when father mother and Bridget had failed ; till at last, utterly wearied, he was undressed, still hugging the lioota. Then a thought seemed to strike him. Dropping on his knees, he repeated his evening prayer, and said, "Now I lay me," and then adding very ear nestly. "And please God, make my boots goon easy in the morning, " be went cheerfully to lied, boots and all. The trusting" faith of the chlkl touch ed tlie Crther'ti heart, and though very tired, lie sallied out, going lrom one store to another, till he found-another pair of little red-topped boots that went on "easy in the morning." At breakfast one morning, in that quiet and comfortable old inn, the White Swan, in York. England, a for eigner made a quick dispateh with the eggs. Thrusting his spoon into tls3 middle, la- drew out the yolk, de voured it, and Missed on to the next. Wheu he srot to his seventh eeg. an old farmer, who liad lavn already prei- n a .. . i . , ' 1,1 nnioeu against ms mnsuuaiios. vuuiu brook the extravagance no longer, and speaking up, said: "Why. sir. you, leave all the white I How is Mrs. Kock wood to afford to provide hreakfii't at that rate?" "Vy," replied the otit side iKirhariau. "yon 'voiiltlu't liave me to eat tie white ? In de yelk U de shlcken ; tie 1te de tedders. Am I to make von bolster of my belly f" Tla; farmer was dumbfounded. A young lady in a neighboring town lias taken up' dentistry for a living. All the gentlemen pntmniae Iier. When she puts her arm around tlie neck of a patient ami carrwes his jaw for the offending member, tla' sensation is about as nice as they make Vm. One ymmtr man lias be eome hopelessly infatuated with her. Consequently lie liasn't a tooth in his liead. Site law pulled every blessed one of tbem ; and made him' two new sets and pulled them. She is now at work on Ida father's saw. He holds the saw. Boston's farewell bouquet to Kihwon was a ship four feet long, resting on an ocean of red pinks, with the word "Adieu" on one side ami "Cuba" on tla? other, In white pinks, it sailed down the middle aisle of the thea ter in the middle of a tine passage in "Martlet," and was launclatl upon tla? stage after considerable exertion, wla-re It rested quietly until the cur tain fell, and was tla'n steered by Has prima donna herself to some unknown faiveu behind tlie scenes. A doctor was called in to sec the patient whose native land was Ireland, and whose native drink was whisky. Water was prescribed as the onlv cure. Pat said it was out of tlie quest ton. he could never drink it. Then milk was proposed, and Pat agreed to get well on milk. The doctor was summoned again. Near the bed on which tla? sick man lay was a table, and on tlie table a large bowl of milk, hut strong ly flavored with whisky. "What have you there?" said tin? doctor. "Milk, doctor, just what yon orthered." "But there' whisky In It; 1 smell it." "Well, doctor." sighed the patient. "tliere may lie whisky in it, but milk is my object." "My friend, don't you know that It Is very dangerous to' fake a nap while the train is In motion !'' "Why. no." exclaimed the astoutshed iudiviilua!. waking up: "why so:'" "Jiweaus this train runs over sleepers." .