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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1872)
1 nr t.T 7 1 1 ,We 1 ? reiwrtH ot the movement to W " "I i ,b,,wtlie Daptist College at Mc- Minnville. and the ll.,,rd intends to I erect a 810.0(H) building on the ground as mkiii as Mssihle. 7T.o Olympia papers say that t lie recent movement of (Jood 7'em iilarx in Olympia to prevent tlie to tal issuance of licenses to keep u mloon, lias resulted in augmenting the number of saloon in that place who iy nothing whater r. A brass howitzer, twelve pound er, consigned to the Vancouver ar senal, was accidentally dejwsited in the river from the Ifayteard tlw other morning, at the Government wharf at that place. One hundred dollars is ottered for its recovery. Wo learn from the Vancouver lleyinfer that the I and Office at that place has received instructions from Washington that hereafter in all eases of commutations of home stead entries, Agricultural College scrip maj be taken in payment, I leietiifoi-rf anefi scrip was only available in entries under the pre emption law. Schwabacher 1-ros. & Co., of Seattle, have madearrangemeut for erecting a brick building tor their business which will cost them when completed (lot included) 3X,000. It will lie the largest ami ttneststore in the Territory. A mysterious murder has come to light at .Maple Hay. Some days ago .Mr. .John French, a farmer wlio i- working a land-claim about one mik'froni .Maple Hay, left Ins faun and came to Victoria in the Mr Jam? Douglas, leaving his place in charge of an old man by the name of James Simpson. Simpson was seen down to Sunday. On Monday he did not make his ap jiearanee, and one of the neighbors, having occasion to go to the cabin, pushed open the doorand found the old man lyingdead. A bullet-hole in his breast and other circumstances hhowed that be had been foully dealt with. Nothing had been stolen. An inquest was held by Mr. Morcly, Justice of the Peace, and a verdict of "murdered by some ierson or jiersoiis unknown," was rendered. The roads are horrible in the re gion aliout Portland. Thomas ( alien, aged seven, fiad a fiiot crushed beneath a carriage wlicel on Saturday, in Portland. Mrs. Mary Murrer, on an East ward bound train, while the train was still in motion, fell from the platform ot an emigrant car at Yoans, Nevada, on the ICth, and was instantly killed. Kobert Pollock, a brakemau in the employ of the Virginia t Truckee Railroad Company, while passing from one car to another while the train was passing through the tunnel above Silver City switch, Nevada, fell through between two cars and was distantly killed. From the Corvallis Gazette'. Ceorge Mercer, last week, surveyed a twenty acre reservation for the Lighthouse on Cape Foulweatber Work on the Light-house IKillll'. u uik tne i.ii;oi.-iiuiifv ' , , . will lw vigorously prosecuted in a . " Jl i short time. Tlie overturning of a carriage iar San Francisco on the 17th, re sulted in .the killing of an infant, which was in its mother's arms. An eftigy of St. Patrick on a pole in San Francisco on tlie 17th, stir red up Irish "bind." They wanted to find the man that did it, but didn't. During afire in San Francisco 011 the evening ot the 17th in which a building was consumed, Mr. .1. Johnson tell dead oil the side-walk from heart disease. Angora goats in M.ckttat valley ! Victoria paper ya: A Light have wintewd wo 1. , h to w m Marion county has over $12,000 ! Mend, i.earNanaimo,imn,,xliatelv tijr Kihools this year. i Anut.lu IJ.L 1..... :... .. . .. ' i.. . ... ... 1 ... ff . ... " " xiwiHHi caumy ...is i,.mo nciiooi children. timlar of school dis- tWlite county has fixed the yearly It takes 500 a year to obtain li- J lioenm of liquor saloons at 500 cense to retail spirits at Kahuna, j Kalama. W. T., has sixteen ar and it must be paid in advance tor rivals and departuresofmails week the entire year. ! y. Henry (i. Junes, the pioiieer roer. J f Xovato, Mariu eoonty, i (d U(e 16t ; . . ' - ... - I. . I uljl. Wi,,er '"'" " inr "Ml"11 1" heei. murdered. Horsestealing i very prevalent iu I...s Wlesal. " The Columbia river is slowly j fallii.g. Two or three weeks ago a En-1 gene paH, staU that a tree had . fallen on a citizen of Lane comity a.Kl kdiel him. A tew days ago, however, tlie citizen appeai-cd in town and emphatically denied the ; staU in ..!. i ut there is still much doubt al. ut it, as his ueigubon say . , ... they never know when to believe him. I "yeTifaPofthe Porllaisl IMt -1 (in K-eius to be put together iu I imrta like an automatoni or a joint- ! edsiake. lie says he has ordered i mirof daucii " oa iters and all I I B B t the girls may consider themselves j engaged to dance with him at the first sot. 1 le thinks there is enough of him to go round. The school mistress arrested in Portland on a charge of'assault and balterv. for porrectuw a pupil, was : difchargcl from custody. w .... The Oregon & California Uail- j road is said to lie doing an immense i amount of frcht carrying at this time. i Salem ladies arc making flower i hedsl ; The citizens of the Dalles are j amusing themselves in killing cay-j otes. A man named Merchant has been adjinlged guilty of libel in Marion county. The sum of ten thousand dollars i is tola, appropriate! tofurtherim- migration at ictoria The hist steamer took $93,122 54 from Victoria, The colored men of Victoria have petitioned to oe allowed to serve on . I '7 . , . . . A hybrid, the oftspni g of a cat and coon, is an attraction at the Oriental saloon iu Victoria. ' A Chicago sufferer" was caught selling liipior iu Victoria without a license, lie begged to be suffered . f . . to leave the country, and was a- lowed three da-s to do so. General Crook isafterthe Apach- cs in Arizona. Cotmty seat removal agitations are iu vogue all over California. A California paper says, Mendo- mtil Ci illiltV Il.'K Im'PII Visit. i.j Wlt.ll !L inruw - "stormof intensity and duration.", 'Vfimfi X$pmmvn standing utaler a falling tree at Cut-. fry's Cove, CaK, recently, and the j funeral was necessarily sparsely at-; tended. j William Sublette was shot by 1 John Bachman at Red Bluff, Cat, a short time sim. Cn..M.-d,iskv. ! . ., " ' (ffeorge lliatt, ot Imlier Cove, fvi .... MMffiln UttiffJ l... i.:. w... . . " .iw-iuwiwin, i.tr a innii nincii : beheld in his hand fall on l.isfath-! er's head. Aiwiti lanrn 1 1 1- i .. it i.w i A petition is being circulated in j Salem for the pardon of Morris ; Graves, recently sentenced to two j years imprisonment in the Ceniten- tiarv jur (ol. "gen-. ... -. , , , George Mercer, hsq,; who has . , . , . just returned from a -surveying trip to Yaquina l'ay, intbrms the Cor vallis tiazettf. that Mcculloch's Hill, at the point where the trail crosses, is 1)00 feet alwve Corvallis ; and the top is isOOfet higher. It is .i t . . .. . iff a .1 . . the highest peak in this part of tlie ! Coast range, except Mary's I'eak. Might of summit above Yaquina 1 . . river, 550 feet. The Elk City hill, j this side of Elk Citv. is GOO feet above YaquiSa river. These are ; ' mSTTTZ tions 011 the Kittle Elkroutc would i 1 nnvA 1 uwii i ., 1. .... 1 .... 1 ..... .1... 4 1 . .... . . 1 i..v ".in uimii nit, 1 not toe tusiiu- I incut met with an accident. .i,,,, ...,. it, v, M, ercci- ftl next Summer near the entrance til ltiirnnvil ,,.A W. F. Kyati,of Skookum (. buck, ! in Lewis cwii.ty, W. T., i about to .i nc , immigratiou hee 1 for colored families to come from I .i ...1 lUICmii ! u,c ' .. .1 A Portland journal asserts thai there are professional bondsmen in that place. The Salem Statmman reports it- j self as aliout to ass into other j hands. It is reportod that ( apt. C'randall, formerly of the Oreto- ,,,, will be the new editor. From the Statesman : Tbeques- ti,,,, as to who is the actual, praeti - tical (!overn r of our State enters forciblv into events occasionally. J ... ' For instance, when indictments arc in' krati aiinst the present Mate otticers, the (ptestion as to wliich Governor to indict if difficult . to answer. Governor t.rovci e3H0cio, and (!ov. Miller is ( facto, 1 no "Original Jacobs" was dingly o! some little lellows, wear-: .... "... i as uncertain a oommodity as the Oregon Governorship. From the 1IV4 Side: Contra- ry to all expectation, the winter has done no damage to growing wheat of nnv eonseiiuence. Nome were killed bv alternate fivezmtr in .lan-; ... . i . i i- ...i i i.. i. ...i. black for a day or two, but it all recovered with the exception of what little was in wet streaks of land such as uudrained swales. i all wheat now looks as well as we ever rememlier to have seen it at this time of the year. William Harmon, .State Deputy !.V.C7'. of tla; Order of Goal 7emplars,asalso tfato Lecturer, : ytrs in the Peuitentutry, for tor-. Uius't is now making a tour of Marion ' gerj'. The Mnrnrif learns that a hive no opportunity ofndtevbktlasiu county, delivering tem,ra,:ce lec j petition is being circulated to pro- SK'tt tures and nrimnizinn l.ob'es. A prisoner named I Man while being taken from San Francisco to a worshipping congregation in Sa- j v ' i ii : ,'i .i i I....1 Nevada City, asked permission of le,n not long since, and assaultod the Deptuty Shenn, in whose care le was, to go to the water-closet, ut nw of doing so imniad from : J I ineca.-s,anuna(iooui oi ins ieSs Cllt offliclow the knees. j The will of Capt. barker, who died recently at San Fraueisco, gave . m u, ,e pruU.stant Orphan i Asylum of that city a real Clod- ,,. ,he institution i ; R"tl 10 u,e WM,1 j young lady, neatly dressed, j was (imist seatisl on a stop of a i j house iu San Francisco on the 1(5th ': in stti)or. She was supH)stsl ui I have j,, fagg ai,d outraged. , mm named Trincanos was at- j j ei(lolltalIv shot by a at I : W-.. T i ' I .... 1K Cauamm .i ii-ii. .i i .v. i A boy named Christian, at San 'lo''it;VnMlKi-ily mrehs.m M to his companion. carelessly tired it, the ball striking the boy in the mouth, knocking out (W0 teeth, wounding the tongue, and hsltrinff in the neck. A tine surveying barge is being i..,:i. ... ...A... ., s. V, f..r the .Mexican Government. r. iff.i.i..- i... i ... isiac n. i,eic..er ..as ueeu p- , i . .1 ... . .. ai. .. x)iiiiei to ww vacancv uiwn m Supreme Bench of California, carnal ' hv'tho death of Justi,. .Snraouo. I j by the death of Justice .S'prague. The Northern l'acilic Kailroad Company has awarded the contract for putting in the docks, at Duluth to if. C. and K. (x. Smith, of ( 'rosso, Wisconsin. This work will take 20,000 piles and over'12,000,- ,, 1 . ; 000 feet ot tombcr, liesides an 1111- 1 menso amount of iron and stone, 1 .1 i.j- aixl cannot Ixi oonipksteu less than two vears. 1 .1. 1 ..,M... v,,e. ion. l.,v,..!ff...u pv."n .o in the St ltrick's prtxxwoi. at ..... 1.' : .1... 10.1. 1 's'an Francisco 011 the ISth n. .N. 1 , 1 1 .Milium, .:,,.. .. . : . 'T !. rt' ..a. . a V 111 1 1 j e nwi 01 .ocmwi nas oen -s. "whes. 7'he son ofVm. M. llarr nf T'oscbiirg. while nlaving with a can WtoiteW9Vter, CM,lotl!,l 11 Hw hands, destroying ... .., 1 ..1 1 1. ,,. , .. .,. ,, 1,1 .11 in,. 11 iv 1, t i mini i , "'v iie-i jwiiiviiwiiuoiign.wi.11111, and fearfully inandin the otlier, as wiuieanuiry umitgiuig wiBwiwr.iw well as lxith fore lingers, says the Plaindeala: Salem has thirteen saloons. lAM.U. i.. IWIuJ ... , tumbled himself, drav and driver down a bank fifteen feet high the ' other day, without injury to either of the t rio. 1 ho dtnem m the back portions of Portland -ire nlaiitin" shade ot loitiand are piauting snauo trees. Several daring bnrglariee kwre , lieen cummitted iu PortUiid Uiw j week, though nut much of value .. - ! has been stolen It is n.iu.rri-d that the tViawaU " : Z ueioemc nas msw ms nome in ; , safety. , I I ' ropsare reported as looking well about Portland IjunUr in Washington noin.tv is i " very scarce, ranucrs are ouay plowing. j A parcel of bedding and .aetof harness weiv stolen a day or two ; agofrom a man's wagon on (isle's , creek in Washington county. The , I Sherirfis after him. '. . , ,. .. i hi wood hvans and A. S. Alier- ( j nethv have lieeu antJoiuted Com- j ..r . ; iiiippiwrei uii ww jmimh ti uaiiing- j ..... 'P.. ... .i. ..... Li '..i : . .e,.,.., mev cue..,,.... vv- ebration at I'hiladelphia. 7'hc Oi-egonian speaks commen- , mg badges, who brought up the , rear of tlie procesMon, on the 18tb, I ioa..l tii Up r'nthi r Matthew 1 "nen M Ue ra,ll,r j Total Alistinencc Society. 7'hey a,,st!"n J" A IK'11 wqguuig 1,111 pouii'is i, . - . . i . . ii... i. n"" V'm "J , to the LOIHfretrailouai cnanai oi Fort land, and Ics been received. Wheat is DO cents per bushel in Salem. A Poseburg merchant recently received iu tmde a littv dollar eottn- i terfeit greenback Keep vour eyes i pecle.1, meixhauts. 3aurce (iraves has lieen sen : tei.ced bv the Salem Court to two ; cure his nardon. Three ot the boys who dlsturU-d , the Janitor, have Ix'cu tmed ye each. The cook of the Mansion House, I ... .. I oli. i. ... t. : .win, umier me uispirnuuu v "tangle-foot," turned himself loose; wlwn B oth'wr attempte-l to arrest him, he resisted, the effort cansing him to slip an fall upon the walk, breaking his arm, says the Merrufti Mercury. I.ast week (lov. (Irover pardon- ed two Indians from the Penhen. tiary. The cold weather during the winter k said to have killwl ott all or nearly all the liees in Walla Walla valley. 4 1 1 I w4.v- ..,.,11.1 i.SaiA miles not long since to find a man Iwfc. looked like a sheep thief, Wonder if he did not look into a co ;u w in. in leuiu u w ?ininci ui.wi glass. tlie arms proper, but svssesses extnior- . , u diuarymu-cle. wliich he displays wlien V agrants are becoming numerous w tU.umlU it. So person ... ff wiuii.r., .m.... A ...invii-f. lie tho iinmn of Shen. j , , e ct0i ! WT S " ' V 1 mg, aicil ai me nmnwr n i week. Also an Indian sent for a Lbnilor i.rt'nncn - 4.11 A temble ?" Rt a tnM Pftlcnno A young Htm bad lieen attached to her father confessor. Thither she "was .. , , , . - , secretly conveyed and gave birth to a child. The child- was disposed of ,., ., ii . . , .. and the mother cruelly treated Sev - eral monks determined on destroy ing her during the temporary al- " ,. s ' ... 1 i,i . sconce of her paramour. They put n ffi.Alvl n .1 1 1 i.l 1 1 11V 1 istA 1- ni,.l .Iffini 1 vnu rtii'Misi ti i i.t v iv .11111 in;!1' - i hcr 1,10 ,loor U" S,1C was jstranglodv Her screams attracted I n ., atteilttOII 0f mnw (i,wk wim, wll0 Rffcetc,, ail Plltrailw int0 the I 1 ......,. ...1..... .l.M.n .1... I... I.. ', . mi,hioiu.:i nr. Ul I III llll" IIIIIV . . . .- htthers:patd the penalty of their crimc (), RWivea a death wound by a MV,mI) ah)thor was sl0t the. eoivod several wounds in the head. from which he has since died. ( I ll VI tit llv . If, 111.. .. . .. f. I. ..,.-r.,.-r.. .ll. 1 -. . . i i . ,. . . .. ii. 1 rueoioofi. on rawiordsvulc, .ve. '"' billowing recipe as a cure for heart toofotffa mrt or limbs, Helusseeti it tried hi many wises, some verv severe ones, and In 110 hi-. stance did it fall to effect an entire tMire : 'lake one ounce of the root of i.fff.ff. .. . . . outer ee,, ,M,ur over u a pint 01 I,,! -r water, mill lei ll nli.,nt fifteen minutes. Sweeten nr not. as win sun me taste, ini-e; t nivc ta- hie spoonfuls three times a day. . ', . u ' An old traveler tells a pretty lough -lory annul is'ing 10-t lu the ,kkI- with his dog, where heconld thai 110th- "lg to hacl (0 lllt llM' t,,j, which he bollnl for himself, and afterwards gave (he dog. tlw hone. Mll.K.W uUuing an rinir around the teat after milking. AnotlKT remedy, eonimon to-nute dairymen, is to milk audi cow" three times a" .lav. until the muscle of ,k, ...t strength to liold milk from looming till jjj'jjj" jj f0 my mM qtialltUy of cohodi- !'!".' . J mi totlM- thamd ot tlw teat iiiiiimiIi MH artll" "diking. It may He tutu at the druggist s. X(Jt !t whlle ,u, Ilotk, 8 v gow u(.rricd because a staple lSofe,M it, as pwiple s-iy. but wood and ti)lc came out. y"ul',0p7,"','t' rliiiici tightly in some narrow strips of.rk. lie tiien drove lu the staple, which lia never ilr.iwmwt siiiee. An j,,M th U almost : worth a patent, nd yet any one may be cdiieited to apply iMinnar ginsi sen-.e in e-oiumuii yjmrijeiie'le's. anKmtut i.-, 1, lnmt,s nee lnl I lv Infested with ticks thev will I ! hnited in tlielr innwth. reduced ill Ilesh. and seriously weakened at a crit- r,' - - . lea time when tuey need to tie m tlie u, .f Mnn.lt.l.M If tlirt I'liidw hnve . , . we) to Inspect them clowly. and 'with a I'"1' 'Clssors tup evcrj' nch ttwt lnav ,uive ,lpw destruction: that is if ' tlwy a,v only a few in imiu- still numerous, another dipping siiouiu ne ainnnustereu iiiuneoiareiy, m if would not he a sate onei i is it would not ik. a sntv iipeniiion ,m,.ilisr w,,i wither. We reia-at tlie .. SB in-etious lor inaKing the lie - ' up and Imiled in two pailfuls of water. with thirty Bullous added, win maw Ibi suhlcietit for KK) lambs or BO sheep. After dipping keep dry torn day or two. If Ihe fowls are permitted access to the slwciKvanls they will eagerly search for the ticks and pick ! them out of the WOOl. but W! would rather trust to the more effectual pro cess of dipping. llrw to Fasten 'ows. Stanchions sate flistenimr is the ring-and-chaln it, the floor of the stable." and let Into the beam or 1olt above. The chain is J fc , 'panting 'a small crosMjar throngii ring; and by passing it through two or t hive ot the rlngs.it is unpossiuic tliat the chain can come unfastened. A I. I. ...... I,.. .. .,l l ,1.IL ((on, which Will add another perfect I fi-teuing. ifilesired. With this fiisteti- i 'iej .'ue' ' s ui-pi i.!' ""n j rui. j,er 'lead over toward her j&" I many years for cows, oxen and bulls ; without any aaident, and with great salsfaction. Made of steel, they are ijj,lt. cheap, secure and comfortable, M"" A" j wiiiiimcport ii-cim.,, unrette uj Buiit- j ' "Allmn tiw 011 ttle trilln i bouiai siaith last evening was a man j ftfEtZtSt l.taaunll m ll. ...... ti'iill . l.ii.il. ii u.i t ll'liu iiri ir snail ikmik nwv m utn in juh- ; . '" "iT,J,!nE der-blade. It hangs suspended dowu Ms..SJ!l$ , r.vi,v..v,...... .. ... -- "r- . lug nun upon ine street wouiu ousei c I ...!7r ,1. ....,,, it, - inn i..- I .mmc ungnizant of tlds singular is, would I nemive a peculiar lit of the coat, lie I suites that he lss olU'ii lieeu qtiestlOU- i u m uhv be does not olaw himself uimii eyblhltihn. or baooute one of Mr. ffirTnmrt bermaiieiit attractions. His .... - .1 invariable ivmv K ' w hwhiio P"Pj "f WhC wea thy fenner Mm j mot actjve ilm prodtable of farmer's lielp. He would assist lu louling hay and at the same time liold seciuvly j bormi 0ll yeral musioiis ! be came near breaking this unnatural I member by sudden tails, and at one ; ,imc fnfrm the pangs of a full-sized ; nnou tlie foreilnger. t)u one oc- casioil wliuii about 17, the village hoys thought they would haven little fun at "three arms'' exiense, and commenc ed a system of blackguardism, follow ed by a bold attact upon Ids iierson. Forbearance ceased to be a virtue, and throwing oil' his loose garments he went at them 111 true pugilistic style: arm number three terforiiiii.g its nobly and appaiviitly outrivaling duly oer- one and two. At tbeeial of the ing mini .L ii'tiii.li 411' 1 ......I My I.. .'! 1 1., inn, rs tokl n.. .-.rt ,r, ,.--, , JL' , ,.i.,it ,. ,....,.., ,i iic l,i imt .,,. ' , " . ' gji ami never aftorwaixls was perstetl oil ae r- . count of hi deformity. At tla; out break of tlie rt'ltelHon he joined a New York a-gimei.t, ami so distinguished himself by bravery, that he was anal ly promoted captain, and milked as the best drilled officer ill the regiment to which lie was attached. At the close of the war he ret timed to the farm, and lias .since remained there, lie is now cu route tor the south, to visit a si-ter aomewhew In South Carolina. Umay he a query with some how 1k could "se uns arm with the proper clothing pon his IksIv. Alibis gjirineuts u- toiled 'or laWing suits, was so made aj tn ....... ti. 1 t 1 1 - ?w ".'' OV Ollt'onitiir t .tie same :is:i cln i sanioll. He is truly a wonder. Being a man v; 1 .w.ciihiiiiii piier. 1111 mo ' VM)W with him is especially agreealle. and lie relates many pleasing anecdotes ''""lf with g.at ivll-li. It Is said that the Woman's Mights j "JP"?" MasChtWet-ts InnakMd th.-price of sl.leaddles to llfly tvnt.. ; The other kind Is now the fashio... I.kakiwj thhb "' I"K a-niboer rii g around Oue wlutereveubig a coraitry se kwper in tlieOreeu Mouutaln Sti e was about closing up for the uight. and wuue sianaius in ine simiw oui- si'le. putting up the window slaitter-. -aw tnrougti the glass a loungtug fel low wit bin, grab a (khiih) of (tm1i b(K ler from the shelf, and conceal it lu his bat, Tlw act was no sooner duUHled than the revifiige was hit Umu and a very few moments found tlie (Ireeu Moun taiu storekeeper indulging his appetite for fan to tlie fullest extent, mid pa) -ing off tlie tliWf with a facetious sor' of torture, ft whldi iie woild havo gained a piviuium from the Old Iwjtli sitiou. I say, Seth." said the storvkeeper. coming hi and dosing tlie door after him, slapping bis hand over his shoul ders and stumping tlie snow off his feet. Sell i bad his hand on tlie door, hu hat on his bend, and lis; roll of huttes iu his hat. anxious to make his exit s soon as possible. "I say. Seth. sit down ; I reckon now oil such a cold niirlit as this, a , Hle souieUiuig warm wouiu uot nun alellow. Sail felt verv uutJ-rtain : Iw lnul the butter and was exceedingly anxious to lie off, but the temptation of some thing warm sadly interfered with his resolution to go. This Invitation u soon settitHl by the storekeeper taking Scih by Ihe shoulders and planting him in a seat close to the stove, where he was so cjartMreu1 hi by the boxes and barrels that while tlie grocer stood before him, tliere was no posii hility of gi-ttiiig out. Right lu this (cry place, sua enough toe store eeper sat down. 1 1 S'th. we'll luive a little warm San la Cm " said the grocer. He opentsl the stove door, and -lulled iu as man., sticks as the place would admit. "Without it you'd freeze going home such a night as this." S. th already felt the butter settling down doscr to his luilr, and he jmn; ed up declaring he isttsf go. N'ot till you have something warm, Seth. Come, I've a story 0 tell you," and Seth wits agilii pushed Into his seat by his cunning toriueuto: . uii! it s so not aero." uu tiic licit v thief, attemutiiii: to rise. Sit down don't lie In such a hur ry,'' retorted tlw otlier, pushing htui hack into Ids chair. Ulit I',... ir.tl- 1 1 i.i ...in' t.i ti L. tud tlie wood to split, and I inu i he SXHSLt, Seth, in this manner. Sit dowu ; lei the cows take caits of tliemselves, and ?MD ? .ltoni.a nttie ndgi-ty, said tlie roguish grocer. with a wicked Iwr. flic next thing was the products i j of two smoking glass 0f hot toddx . ll... ....i., jl. .1,1. .- l.,,.l. I., U..tl,a . the very sight of which, in Sctli's pn- cut situation, would have made the hair stand erect upon his head, had it not been well oiled mid kept kowa fry the butter. "Seth, I will give you it toast, now, and you van butter ii yourself," said the grocer, with an air of -neb consummate simplicity, thai poor Seth belied himself unsuspected. "Here's a Christinas goose, well roai ed, eh '- I tell you It's the great -i eating in creation. And Hctlt. don't you never use laig's fit, or common cooking butter to baste it with ; cone . take your butter I mean Seth, take your toddy." Poor Seth now began to smoke, ic weli as melt, and his mouth was hei uietieallv sealed up. as though he Ira. I been born dumb. Streak niter streak of tlw butter came pouring from un der his bat, and his handkerchief wj How. Talking nwav as if notliiiic ilking nwav 11s if notliinc was the matter, the fun-lovlug grocer kept st titling wood into the stove, while poor Seth wit upright, with hi back against the counter, and his knees touching the red hot furnace In -fore. 'fold night, this," s.'i Id the grocer. ,,,v. . wf m "l. ...... .j..... it von were warm. Whv don t vnu j take your liat oir. Here, let iiiepui yonrrataway.- "So." exclaimed poor Seth, at hi-i. No, I must go. let me out : I ain't welk lit we i7 A creasy CHUratt was now pptH-hig .1 11.. down the poor man's face and neck, and soaking Into his clothes, and trickling down his body Into his boot-, so thai lie was literally iu a perf 1 bath of oil. "Well, good-night, Seth." said the humorous Vcrtnnntcr. "If you will go;" and added, as he darted out of the door. "I. reckon tla- fun I hav. had out of you Is worth nine pence. I shan't charge you for that pound f butter in your hut." A philosopher has said : "He who Is iiiipa-sionaie and Isisty is generally liouest. It is your cold, dissembling hypocrite vou sluaild ! vare of, Tla-re's 1.0 deception iu a bull dog. It is only the cur that sneaks up and bites you when your back's turned. "dnWer In Indiana bemme mixed "P 1,1 sieciu.ition-. ami ,'uii.onuc- I . . - .. ... eo ro ins mgmgtym that ms hi. ! w .'-! laM' 8 1 1.. .11,, . ....,.( 1. ....... c 1.'...... Hange Three West." Darwinism. Monkeys are scarce In Mlciilgiin. A wifdler hi Detroit ket one for a :t. who usually sat on tla counter. A country man came in one day, the proprietor being hi the hack iixnu. I lie countryman seeing a saddle rri.it m mm, aawu me price, ! Monkoy said nothing, I Customer said: 1,11 give you niem i uuu.h -101 u, laying down the money, which the ' monkey shoyed into the ihawer. 1 IIii 111:111 hi -n rik f he :((!((!.'. t.uf " ' ""V.Li m i' ,., ... V" :"" i " " in- o.,e. scratclii tl his f.cc, antl tlie ftltrlitened I countryman -creamed for his life. ! Proprietor rushed iu and wanted to know What's the fuss. "I'ltss!" said tlie customer. "Puss."' ! "I booghlasaddlc from your sun sitting ! there, ami when I went to take it. hV wouldn't lei me have it!" Tlie satldlerapisilogized torthe mon- key, but assured him that tfe.,"","! ,'.. relation.