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gjnw. '"HJ!Ui TlaimnaiifTI .ilHtdals 1 r8k mm f&fcfk Jl vol. IV. ALBANY, OUEGON, PEBRVAKY 10, 1872. NO. 24. Aim ITDLIMiEU KVKUV KATCHIiAY, By COLL. K CLEYE, IN REOISTER BUILDINGS, Convr Frrry ami Vest IKrttti. TERMS IN ADVANCE. One venr Three donnrs. Six months. Two dollar. tMngle copies Ten cents. ADVERTISING RATES. Transient advrrttsrmetrts, xt smmrr of ten Hum or taw, Hrnl Insertion tt: each subsequent Insertion II. 1-nrger adver tisements inserted on Hie mot liberal term. -.: if'i (' ' . . , r . il riB nvnnr . . " 1a ' iSii, r.f ' " "2" ' V -''TNT'"" ' . red lnks,nrds,a ...rUoii lr.ot-., w an- premiy.1 Wtt nil kind of prim- cheaper than ever before offered in thl i , in at w ui.1 ukiiiiiii, . i iij Agents fur Hie Register. The following gentleman are authorized In receive and receipt for tubtortptloni, advertising, etc., for the Kmiistkr : Hiram smith, Iiarrlsburg. U. I. Tompkins Uarrisbucg. Peter 1 1 unie, Brownsville. W. K. Kirk, Brownsville. E. K. Wheeler, Srto. T. II. Reynolds, Hih'in. 1. V. Miner, Sin Francisco. 1). P. Porter, shedd's station. Fleleher ft WellsRnena Viola, Polk Co diss. Mckell, Jacksonville. BUSINESS I'AllDS. B.HK,M.ft, rhysleinn nd Norgcon, Ainmiy, Or. 0 FIRE OS THESOVTUSIDKOT MA1X street. Apm, isokk X. S. DU HOIS ir fAS OX HASH AXD COX8TAXT.Y receiving a large stock of Uroeerlea and l'rovltons, Wood and willow ware, totuoco. cigar. confectionery, Yankee notions etc etc., wholesale and retail, opjioslte R.U.HIII A I Kin a drug snore, Aiuany, uregoii. iv I. II. MITCH KLL. !. DOI.PII. MITCHELL DOLPH, Aliorney anil 4'uuuaelomi t Lw, OOMriTORSIX CHASCKIIV ASDPnOC tors in admiralty, ttfflee over I lie old pout office, Front street, Portland, Oregon. lvl 1. C. MWIilJa. I" 14K!I. POWELL 4 AttorneyN and (toanaelora at Ew AXD SOLICITORS IX CHANCERY tL. Flimi notary public), Albany, Oregon. olloOwi awl OMivcyanco. prompt l at- tendeil to. 1 K. II. CBASOB. K. B, IIL'MrllRKY. Notary Public. CKAXOH & HUMPRHEY, Attorney! and 4'ounaellora at Eaw, ALBAN V, OREGON. Office In Pariish brick, up stalre. 5rt "OEO. W. CRAY, BriLS., "l RADI ATE OF CJXC4N VJ nail 1 lentil 1 College, makes ifeivrwl .V'icnl i iww'l Stuln " Platrtfat -4r-ifl i(i ?'. tllso. doi-s ALL work In the lino of hii profession in the licst and most approved met hod, and at as reasonable rates m can be had elsewhere. Nitrous Oxide a hnlntiterad lor the pain- i. i.aih. i iiniini.i.iv ivi ...v ,- H.ii, li'sseslinetUMiortwdh if deaared. Omeeln l Punish hrlrk bloeki tin slulrs. Resldeneo ll rst house south oft 'onffreira I ional chn rch , frontinit on court bouse block. J73-W W. G. JOXES, M. H., HOMEOPATHIC PHYSI3IAN. OFFICE ON FIRST STREET, ONE door west of Hraadalbin. in liurk hart's two story brick (up stairs), over Geo. Turrell's store. Residknck Corner Sixth and Fer rv streets, Allmnv, Orctton. 16-71 LEPFEL & MYERS WatorWl?ieel SI'UKBICAL FLl'MKS, And Uearral Mill Harhfaanr. J. F. RACKKSSTO. Agent, 51vJ Albany, Orecon. 30 HOLLARS A BAY TO 'MALE AXD FEMALE AGENTS, To introduce the celebrated $230.00 Buckeye .Sewing x Mnehinc. STITCH ALIKE OX BOTH PIDES, AXD the oty shuttle suwlna maeblne In the t'hltod states licensed tonse lliaulebrate.d Wllsna feed Sold fiw lew than 110, and ack nowledged by all to be the best family sew- lint machine, for the market. Out m or iieuvv m-wina, in frea. Addicts H EE. MIX A 00.. Gen. Agti.. Albany, uregon. Mv3tf ALBAXY BOOK STORE. E. A. Freeland, I DEALER IX EVERT VARIETY OF 1 miscellaneous books, school books. blank bonks. stationary. Book imported to order at short notice. Albany, Dec. I, IS70. TVBXIWCi. I AM PREPARED TO DO ALL KINDS of tnrhlnr; keep on hand and make to order mwhlao-bettomed chairs, and Spin- WSlNKSS VAUm ! JOHN CONNER, BANKING lull Exchange Office, ALBAS T, ORflUOX. I RECEIVED SIBJECT I, Interest allowed nnf illlCdrtlMltS lottrei id rota. " iSSnange o1wauid. Hi Frencisw, ' ami Sew York, mr sale at mwewt rate oiUaiis wadcai laxnnpUy neutlttol. R(fcflft irTw74.etf, Henry Fwlfiiig, W U I .mill. Hanklnc hnun from 8 A. M. to 4 P. M. Albany, Feb. 1, ll-v3 1 MAKBLK WORKS. MONROE & STAIGER, Dealer tn MonuMcnis, Obelisks, Tombs, Head and Foot Stone, , E scented In. California, Vermont Marble. and Italian 8AI.EM, OREGON. BBAXt'H MIOP AT AI.nAXT. J. DOW. m. a ASK. HOW A IHIVK, Dealers In Boot, Shoe, and Findings AMIAXY, OREGOX, TNVITK THE ATTENTION 0 THE 1 public to their full block of the latest style In ircntlcincn'a and vont h a boots, shoes, itaitera,'Oxford t les, etc., etc., aa well to the very- latent tW"K out In the ik im IM e of UhIics and misses' Kiiitcr. wumorajs, Xewiau't lies, Antoinette busklna, and manyother new and fashionable styles, purclBTsetslmiflli-ihcod at Urn most reasonable rates. They resncct- invitc yon w come aim sue incir , 1ua4s, saass.vti'. ; wauirM lo order, hti4OTiMia4e I CITY. BOOT STORE, FIRST STREET, First door Wert of Baflstcr Bulld-ft-. 47v3 city Market, FIRST KTREET, ALBANY, OBEGOX, J. L. HARRIS, PROPRIETOR, WILT, ENDEAVOR TO KEEP 'COX stnntly on hand a full supply of i st g ALL HI NUN OF MEATS, i Which will lie of the very liest quality. if.,.1..,. ...ill ... r ........ i. .. ...... ii H- n HI (IT ,11 ml- 11M IWI lllllll The highest market price paid for beeves, boas and sheen. Third door west of Fern-, on south side of First street. .1. L. HARRIS Albany, Dee. U, lall-Uvt J. C. MEXOENHALL, Notary Public, REAL 1ST ATE A- IWII KANt'EAWFJfT, ALBAN Y, OREGON. REXT8 COLLECTED ANDTAXES PAID for non-residents and others, maklntt out real estate papers, etc. Office one door above telegraph onto-. Kv3 Albany Collejlatc Institute, ALBANY, OREOOB. rpiIB lXSTrrtTION WILL reopen on 1 Hondav.8eptcmbcr4,l871,withacorps of teachers callable and earnest. Instruc tion will bo thorough and practical, and the system of order unsurpassed. For par ticulars address R. K. WARREN, A. H., President ; Or, Rev. E. R. GEARY, & D., Albany. The Eyea ! The Ear I ,HSiT.L.rOUSar, OeatUal and Anrist, AIImii, Orffoa, DR. GOLDEN is A sop of the noted old opthalmlc doctor, S. a Golden. I Dr. Golden bos bad experience In treating 1 dEk 'k. the various diseases to which the eve and ear are subject, and fcels eonfldent oi giving entire satisfaction to those who may place ihemaclves amler Ida iwnris, mi. BR. E. O. SMITH, OEXTIST, HAhan,( ready SSdRBL to 1H mi , Ki. ,,i,iM.. - i banrand v elnlt v u tit, a i lIgsg wore, it consists in ",'l' 0 tbetnoufti wit lHmt ThSi.ft """.f?01 heretofore. IiE? W',",ulni, rHtleUU teeth are request- AISO. 1,,,!. , IkUMltLtM t . - , . . ... wMrrS TurroU'' SV" Paper-hanging, Caleemlnlng, Heeoratlng, Ae. fM. WADSWORTH will give prompt ttMe.1,.,on J. ort for'piwS lianirlnir. (laliwmlnlnn iv..t.rl , 1 . z vr' "'"v!Jnn,,',r'n i f011" l,w i)ow'er ,o Furniture Warrotn; ofTlui MealTy wU lit iff?1 f toT, rewlvoprornjit attention. Jjt; ' will. H Is raid Af lBnJVfri Wsl A writer in London b'aetttg tell mine good stories of Kngli-)i jntljrc -tiinong Uieil ronofi'Aig : ) Baron AWerni.tn. Wntetl, genlle, ami gootl. could make puns, mid lun! imitli di-ollerv. A Jun-inan once siiiil Iliat lie was deaf In one yew, ' Well, diei), 'V said Anderaon. " you niny leave tlie wx. fof it n necessary tint jiirvmen slroulttWi'i'ftofAswes. After' Lord Manslleld had retired lie dellglited to talk over every ini jKirtant i-a-K! oMUe of with a certain barrister, wno uecanie a nw jnuec. Lonl Mansfield was very kind to the lair. lieu his court sat very late on one occasion, te addressed tlie coun- your dinners, you mo hctter com and dine with inc." Jmlges arc very good ill asking jnauig tmrristers of Merr Mc- 4)iiaunwice to tinnier. Dire incii &oh h'immir as I.oitl Malleld's it' would lie hard to And now. There was a little stir one day in Lincoln's inn, when a Vicc-(1iancellor napiested a geutlcuiau w ho liari stroll ed lut tliefcoifrt to come lib and take a seat upon tint bench. At least he told the registrar to bear the message, who was disgusted at what he con sidered an unofficial proceeding. The stringer so dcsfrvcdly honored was Macauley. The judges can tell odd stories of goiug circuits. The fnnct ionaries, and sometimes even the prisoners are much disunited it Instead of a Westminster jiVfgc thty WveHodeal- some counsel w hose name lias been included in the commission. A prisoner for murder was greatly annoyed because lie lad to lie tried by a "journeyman judge." A sheriff once told jadre that they had "otten jobbed off with sergents, instead of judges in those iwrts, and was lie really a bmia ik Judge!'" Having had his mind satisfi ed on this point, the SbertrT gracefully took his place by the side of tlie judge on tlie Uick seat, but was politely in formed that etiquette required that lie should sit opposite. Once a judge told a mayor Aat he presided over an ancient city. "Yes my Lord," was the answer, "it always was an ancient city." We expect It was the same gentleiuan who expressed a hope that Mrs,ifodge and all the littJe Judge were well. A Sheriff asked a judge at a circuit dinner whether lie had gone to see tlie elephant, in tlie la-t place. " Why no, High Sheriff," he replied. I cannot sav that I did. We both cam into tlie town in form, with the trumpet sounding before us, and there was a point of ceremony to be settled which we shwArvMt Sime absurd stories have been told of judges thinking aloud. The fol lowing story is told by some of the registrars of the Court of Chancery of a great f hancellnr. "A barrister, whom he liad not previously heard, was retained to argue before him. Tlie counsel was a man of ability, but be- E ?ui in a very confused and tiounder- nif niauncr. , Lord Unanceilor "What a fool that man is !" After a wliile the man got more collected. Lord Chancellor "Ah ! not such a fool as I thought." Finally he quite recovered himself, and proceeded ad mirably. Lord Cbancellor " Kgad ! It Is I that was the fool. There was one judge who liad a trick of checkini! witnesses wiam tliey got on too fast for his' notes by saying : "stay, stay . ' lie was caueti the oiti staymaker. Oft times they show ad mirable temper ami discretion, a judge who was summing up a case, was greatly disturbed by a young law yer who was talking aloud. With great benignity Iw said : "Mr. Gray, if ever you arrive here, which some of these days 1 hope you will do, yon will know the inconvenience of counsel talking while you are summing up." A eurkNM story Is told, illustrating the legal precision of a judge, lie asked a magistrate at a circuit dinner Whether he would take some venison, the gentleman answered, " "Thank von, my ion, I am going to once some boiled chicken." Lord Tenderton re torted, " That, ilr, Is no answer to my question ; I asked you If yon will take some venison, and I wiil thank yon to answer yes or no. without fnrther pre varication." The story was originally told in tlie Owtrterlif Keriev, but it is challenged by Lord Campbell. , With some judges the habit of ad vocacy has grown so inveterate that they nave been quite unable to lay It aside. Jf ever they have seriously tried they have never succeeded in the attempt. The case ins em been known of a judge on tlie bench thun dering like an advocate at Xlsi Prius. A jitrlge once sakl that he had only lout ttcu rerdlct since lie had been raised to the bench. The most conspicuous examnle of an hitellectnal Mlare and feiniea was str jonn iacn. lie delighted to gal Ion through Ids cases. He was to fast that a stage-coach was named after him "Vice Chancellor." Almost as soon as a case was opened be decided against a plaintiff or defendant, and never thoroughly heard It through. It was wooded what he W-ortd lnd to do after he had cleared his' Hat oft'. " Do ! why he will hear the other aide," was the acute answer. This was indeed an egregious example, it the facts stated of him are true, and they are stated by Lord Kingdown ; Cases are on record In which judges have confessed themselves mistaken. One judge, thinking he liad caused an injustice to be done, which it was be- rectiry. feft tnc m- snm of money in that the case of Txnl Codirane, afterward Karl of DnmoWkl. almost broke tlie bean al lenal the resignation and death of Lord fcllenborongli. That great man and most upright magistrate had conceived a political prejudice against Lord Cochrane, and summed tip vio lently against Mm. lie afterward saw good reason to believe that he had been mistaken' In his tacts and had been too- liar in his sentence. A wlftiesa was asketl in court one tlay wliat Baron had sakl to him when he had made an application at Chamber. Whereupon tlie witness gave a grunt and a roar, a the nearest w of reproducing the teamed J wlgo's reinaHt.. A ' Mtntntax Kahcd. , fWi'flanhur Wnmi'l vanlal Cmuet states riS iijj.in, imimmi uin noinauic lainnv. Itudltig them at a distance of only thir teen miles from Plttston. JledeHribes a deplorable scene truly. A rude lint not a mouthful in it to eat, nothing to cook with or cat from; no beds, chnirs nor stools ; the old man found digging a bole In the ground to get in to to keep warm ; himself only, half clad ; his daughter, t, went j-t wo years of age, a well formed yount woman. stark naked, not a stitch on her toliMe her shame; the boy iialf-starvcd ami emaciated to death 's door; ami what nwKcs the matter more toexpUeable tie fittlier is described as a man of ax traordinary mental attributes, lisviug the ability to read and commit instant ly to memory any lesson that raiaat waw aisw i vtxxrrwiMm , ai: r ality a nlkb biblical cyclopedia ; enabled by liifamiliarty to refer with promptness to any text in tlie Testa I . 1.1. -1. Ll 1 ment, and recite the major portion of iih- wimotit nesiution or proiaaf Ing. This manV name is Well's Par- kes. I lie girl's name la Melvina, and Ue boy's name Mlly. When the nartv arrived on the aeeoe the girt Was on the hill-side among the thistles, nick ing irom tnern cue son, downy blows. The writer says : "We could scarcely oeueve our own eyes as we beheld tlie sight presented to us. There was not a vestige of anything ntou Iter naked form to cover her shame or protect her from the weather, thorns and brlara of tne w oous. aiaiaeniy sne started, as it apnroacneu ny some strange ODject, nmuinir as swlftlv as a deer for a few rods, wlien she again stopped and be- gii picking blows. Her father then callhg her, she started for the house as obediently as a dog would answer the wMstleof Its master. As she ap proached, she seemed utterly regartfeis ui i iic iiKs-iis ami stones tnai lay in ner path. Coming directly toWaidj the phee Where we were standing, tmtll within a dozen j-artls, she lilted her eyes and then suddenly turning to tlie right she sped t6 tlie other side of the house. Returning to the bouse, we found the girl sitting on the hay, still uakedt' playing with tlie soft, velvety blowrshe had gathered. Neltlicr of the children lutve ever spoken a word. Mclvlha's hair U of chestnut color, and, although it lias never been cut, it does not hang down the neck, but is frizzed and mailed together. The boy's liair is somewhat lighter, about tlie same length, and Is .matted together. Tlie girl" is. well formed, and, with tlie ex ception of a slight inclination to lean forward, ts a model of symmetry In form and features, and many a beHe has married ' her fort tine ot thousands of dollars by virtue of far inferior looks. Her skin is darkly tanned, ami from the sole of her feet to her waist it bears the appearance of being burned, and the skin is wrinkled and looks thick. The boy is not so much given to roam ing in the woods as the girl, and is not as fleshy or well formed. His temper ament Is at time garrulous, hut be will approach strangers after much persua sion. The girl is more timid. She would not allow us to shake hands with her, as Iter brotlier. And her father only seemed able to approach her with out arousing Iter fears and screams. When told to lie down beside tier brother under tlie blanket, she would not do so until he bad turned his back toiler. Parke Is fifty -one years old, and was married to a girl nained Brown. 8be lived about six miles above Tuiikhau- nock, near Springvillc. His wife Is still living, but she had left faint at about sap-time last Spring, ami has not been back since. She is now. near Mai thy, nursing a sick woman. By her lie has had nine children ; tlwse two, Mlly and Melvina, being the eld est, rest are healthy and bright children. His wife has a half sister in Wilkes harrc the wife of Nelson Marshall. She also litis a brother living near Fac torville. We were also informed by a gentle man of Monroe that he liad gone to Esquire Monttose and entered com plaint about these poor idiot children running around naked in the woods in the Winter, with a foot of snow on the ground, and that the justice refused to take any action in the premises, re marking that tie guessed they wouldn't die." We learn from a lady acquaint ance of Franklin that some ten yean ago site saw the girl fastened to a stake near tlie house by a rope attached to her neck, and that this was done to prevent her running at large in the woods; atal onue afterward site saw her tied up, With the difference that the rope liad been removed, to her waUt." Tlie average duration of the pastor ate of Congregational ministers in Eng land is fltf years iutf nine months, ami of Bapttst. ministers three yean and a lair, m Mar aatd Yher in AdvaadMa. a stout wrm a moral. After twenty rears of incessant labor, a merchant of New York, who shall be nameless, found himself just where lie began twenty years ago, without a dollar lie did not owe. Seated at his deak one morning, pouring over bills and other ntisatisfitctory documents, be asked himself for the hundredth time, bow it happened that his neighbors were flourishing, while he stagnated and found it a hard matter to hold Ids own. , He sakl to himself, "I work twice as hard as they do; I am as honest and prompt in all my dealings, and Mill 1 do not make headway, Ifhere'a my ftuaaly growing up, and aty eldest boy, now la the -firm, and be 'mutt havi, what I tr, ntiSen I make better sales this seas,,,,. I shall find hverr hnrdt give him, a fair portion otss promt. What mint be doner As he naked himself this question, a respectable looking young man, with a book under his arm, entered his office, stood before him and immediately ' dressed him with a poltte "rood morn ing," which salutation the merchant as conrteotislv returned. I "I have called on n little matter of hnslfie,slr. i "Yes, h-," said the merchant pleas antly. ; 1 He hoped be was abont to receive an order for some goods. "If yon are advertising now I should like to receive your order " it' Thefrown returned to the merchant's face, and he tamed from his visitor "I am not advertising, and do not lirtemHo.. "Yon conld not chose a better dinm than the firm I represent." "Times are bad, young man." "The more reason that yim should endeavor to stimulate trade." ' "I do1 believe in it, sir." "That b strange." "Never advertised in my life." "Stranger still," tbotwht the young man, as he quickly took 1) leave. as ne pasaeu ine owe uoor ne aaw, halfakmd: "Yon won't last long, old gentleman. If you dowlfcadwitletv'' . A gentietnaa with a care-worn look on his face, who stood in tlie doorway as he pasted, happened toovertwar the irk ; waikinR into the office he awea: m "Who was your visitor, fatbar?" "One ofthose troublesome fellows. soliciting advertisements tor a paper. I don't believe ia throwinrawnr one's money in that; way. Wye none to spare." ..'i,j.i-. i," "Any oraun aus morning r - "No, " sattt the W arMtleiinn with a sigh "and yet that Inst lot of goods are spienum. 1 suppose tiiey 11 oe mi our hands next. The eon answered not a word, bat went to Ids desk and examined his pri vate bank.; ; Presently he said, "It isn't . much. but I'll do it ;" then taking up hit hat ictt we oruce. About a week afterwards the old mer chant sat as. usual at his desk, more tlian ever discouraged and anxious. 'if I could only get rid of that lot of goods, ' he said to himself, "1 should be saved ; as it is we are ruined. I have written to all my customers but they are supplied. I ought to have realized fifteen thousand dollars, easily. It's terrible, terrible?" Tlie office boy entered, jnst then, with letters from the nost-oflkw. He opened them, one after another, and groaned over their contents Tliere was one more ici t. no opened 11 ana read: Uentlamn : Please send us a sample of your cloth. If approved, we will take the lot at yourtigurts. Respect fully, ti. O. A. TeaD Co. "Hlessme, said the OKI gentleman, "I've never done business with those iieople. They are at good as gold. How did they know that I'd tlie goods they wanted ? Well, thank lieaveu, we are saved from ruin!" When his ton came in, he found his respected progenitor trying a put mad. "All right my ton ; we're saved. Here read that letter. Hello I I've overlooked tlie postscript. What's thatf "Hf saw jfvar adrerftouienf in tht Daily lMNe." Way, why-lt' n mistake," and his countenance fell. "It's no mistake, father," sakl the son joyfully. "But 1 never advertised in my fife 1 UU, I1WIIUI. Youf" "Yes; i spent three hundred dol lar in advertising, ami here Is the re sult, A pretty good investment, eh V The samples were all right, the .11 Jilt ll.n.,l. ' ' goods sent and tlie money paid. The Junior member of that firm has serious tnwignn or getting a straight jacket for flic old gentleman, for he't almost gone mad on advertising, and he albly would stop Win. only IT t 1)08- FATS. Nati re's Penalties. How fearful ly rigid areGod's laws, which fan has established to control our physteat life t Nothing in human government la lib them in ir4slntv nrtha 'M- thm of the jienalty tor their violation What human castlgatlon it equal to i nt oi tne gout with Wmcn nature scour ges the wlne-blbber? He exchanges bodily comfort for the gratlficathm of his appetite, and In return harvests pain from every member of the body, and every Joint Crtot out to him What a fool he is. Compare healthy per sons cheek witih the livid countenance ff a nairxiatliiLo rtm 4k4w ntltar immaii who ultM strong drink, and see wfaatj Ood has written against this great sin. KE41PEM. To nomove screw from wood, heat a piece of iron red hot, and put It oiu top of the screw for a few minutes ; 4 (hen tlie screwdriver will easily .get it, out, If used while It is warms. 7 For the Boots, If hot tar Is ap plied to tlie soles of tlie boots, it will make theni water proof. Let it be as hot as leather will bear without inju ry, applied with a swab, and drying by tlie fire. The operation may be repeated two or three timet during the winter, If necessary. 1 1 makes the surface of the leather quite hard to that it wears louger, as wel as keeps the water out. It Is a good plan to provide boots for whiter, during the wanner, mid prepare the soles bvtai- then Income sun 1 last nuadi if mioeenareid.-Voni(t Hw or. Vmstw BoAm Tlie hauncli of venison, when abont to be roasted, should be washed in warm milk ant! water, and dried with a clear : i Cioth ; If it has hung very long aatMhe skin smells musty, it will be, the saf est way to remove the skto and wrap the wlwle of the haunch hi papery well . greased withfrt-sh butter; during the time it is at the lire, do not be afraid of basting It too much. It will rwnilre all the cook is likely to give It ; if It be n book haunch, awl large, it will take nearly four hours within five or ten minutes ; if comparatively small, three honrt and a half will stallcc ; if a doc haunch, three hours and a quarter will be enough. Remove the naner when it U done enough; dredge qnicklv. with flour to prodtK a froth. Dish it. and serve; let there be nothing with ta uk una; un uk gravy snonui ne tent to the table In its proper dish, ac companled by cnrrniit jelly. The -haunch is not imfreqneiitly roasted bi a paste, which in its turn h inclosed in paper, reiivatasl when the Jofait is nsariyoookad. The above is the sim plest ami not the least palatable mode ofsenuing it to table. BiTSPF.i'siA RejIEDT. Allow me to oflfer a recipe for dyspepsia which has always (and in some very bad cases, too.) proved effectual : Camomile Sowers, one ounce ; one qnart Water, cold ; put in at night and it is fit for i in tne iioruing. law, one w ine StadaY. Wiam fla hntrle Isnhnnt If used fill It lift again. If I am not mistaken, the patient will he perfect- many not- - nftil thfnfflt excniciat ingiy - r we unow to. As this taud the tnb- .riHt'cotlversatlon. we ve tlie last recifie for Its cure, which given by that high authority, the London Lancet : "As soon as the disease is fe't nnt directly over the spot a fly blister, about the size of your thumb nail, and let It remain for six hours, at tlie ex piration of which time, directly under the surface of the blister may be seen t the felon, which can instantly be tak en out with the point of a needle or a lancet." Potatoes in Poultices. Perhans it it not generally known how much pleasanter and more agreeable, as well as efficacious, is a poultice made of potatoes than one of bread. It keeps louger, can be reheated several times, d does not wet the clothing. Peel. boil and mash the potatoes : inclose in a muslin bag and apply to tlie af fected part To boil flami In hot wa ter lias a very soothing effect, and en hances their virtue. A poultice made of bulled beans is by some thought to be better than potatoes, but both are worthy ofa trial. Tlie causes for which a Mahometan woman mar demand a divorce are clearly awl broadly laid dowu in the Koran, and her evidence Is sufficient, because tlie Mahometan law simnoses that a woman must he violently ag grieved before the modesty of lair sex . wui allow ner to appear in public with such application. So careful is this law to spuare her feelings that she is not even required to recount Iter injur ies, unless of her own free will. All1 the is to do is to place her slipper re versedthat is, with tne sole tiuwant before the Cadi and the case Is fin ished. Tin divorce is granted Without further inquiry. , w-n Secret Sorrows. In the lives of tlie saddest of us. tliere are brhrht days when we feel as if we could take tlie great world hi our arms. Then earn gloomy I tours, when the fire will not burn on our hearths, and all without and within is dismal, cold and dark. Believe me, every heart has its secret sorrows, which the workl knows net of, and oftentimes we call a man oold man. when be is only sad. JtoNgfenW. Tlie other dav. while the rain was pouring In torrents, a countryman was going up the street, vainly trying to, protect his umbrella under his coat. don't you open your umbrella, man;" asked a passer-by. "A new umbrella in such a rain as this. Why you must be mad !" replied tlie man. as he got the contents ofa water-spout down ids neck. Temneranee nuts wood on tne Are, . meal In thfttnh, money in tlie purse, credit in the country, .citei.ttnnt bi the house, elothes on the children. . vigor in the oooy, mnM"Me brain, aial spirit in the wpole oouatitu- tton. . A doctor's motto Is snj "Patientaaud long snflei fteFikan new '. . i Bone FeloX . Of all oal tOTladylgouita fatten tcct ofiiiuA et