The Albany register., December 09, 1871, Image 8

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JIave j-n Scou uiy 'aiiiel.
Saatli was taking his evening
stroll towards the gardens outside
of Shiraz, when his attention was
drawn .to a ilot of clover which
had been eaten all round the edges,
saml the center left. Seeing by the
footprints that it had been a camel
grazing, he commerced thinking
why it had not eaten in the center.
He at last came to the conclusion
that the camel must have been blind
in one eye. On going round the
corner of the plot, he found that, it
had there been'. unloaded.. Notiee
ing where the animal had kneeled
while his load was removed, he saw
on oiie side a lot of large rlies, and
on the other a lot of smaller ones.
Alter thinking for some time what
could bs the , cause of these two
sorts of llies accumulating, he con
cluded that one side of the load had
leen meat, and the other side sugar.
Seeing near the spot the imprints of
a woman's shoe's, and also the
marks. -of Iter 1 sands, he concluded,
that she had been a stout woman,
and had put her hands on the
ground to assist her in rising. With
this he moved on. Presently he
was overtaken by a man who in
quired if lie had seen a camel. r
"Had it only one eye ?" asked
Faadi. ; ' '
The man answered, ."By the
1eard of the Prophet, you are
'And it was loaded with part
meat and part sugar ?" '
"As I am your sacriiiee, you are
right." ... -
"And had a stout woman with
it" '
4iBy the holy Kehla, it had."
"Well," f'a:d Saadi, "I have seen
nothing cf your camel."
At which the fellow got into a
passion, aud beat Saadi with a
stick, asking him how it was possi
ble for him "to describe the camel
and its appurtenances so correctly if
he had not seen it. , -
Kvcr after this, Sheik Saadi ad
vised his friends not to prevaricate,
as they might get thrashed for their
pains. It is also a standing saying,
used in the following manner: if a
person wishes another to keep a
secret, he asks him, "have you seen
my camel?" If the person intends
to say nothing about what lie knows,
lie answers,. "I have not even seen
.its. foot-marks
"Fyc-s RiiU ho Kyr-s.
Mrs
A Ilurvemt Story,
BY MRS. OAKME SMITH
" Well, I'll be shot if I known Vrittt
I'm to do ! There'.- that lower mead
ow cut, the grass lialf curat am laying
spread, and the otlH'i meadow's more
than ripe, and uot a man tit to handle
a fork or rake. How I luito ineu Who
have no strength of character. Why
can't they learn when to stop and not
make beast! of themselves, especially
in harvest."
" But, ..father, if I were you, I
would not let them have liquor ; then
there would be no danger of their get
ting so that they, eoulihi't work."
Much you know about it ! Have
me called mean and stingy, and then
I could go$Jno hands. A little grog
does men good in harvest time."
" Why, father, Hugh Howe gets
men to work for, him, aud you knot
lie never gives them drink. I'm sure
you could hire if he can.."
There it is now ! I'll be bound
IkvII te heaved at me now. I have f
promised to work back for him in haj-- j
ing what he helped me in wheat liar- j
vest, aud here 1 am not able to do half i
my own work. He has queer ideas!
mac 1 no not endorse hy any means,
and ,1 advise you to not got
your head full of them, even if lie is a
single man, and he coined "round hero
considerable. He is a little too lofty to
suit me, if he should you."
"O father !"
" But the father did not stop to hear
any more. 'He went out with an air
that told how much hi 5 dignity was
onended. Fanny Hart 'had all she
could do to keep back the tears as she
went- alHut her eveiji;ir work, .for
Ilugli Howe iiad become very dear to
her, and now her-father did not ap
prove, of him.'' Iaiiny v;iV a very
dutiful daughter, and the 'thought of
giving oiiVMise. to her father wa very
sad to her, for he pitied the mother
less ghl and had ever tried to supply
the want ot a mother by, his care and
kindness. At this time liu was worried
and vexed at the conduct of hiss har
vesters who had taken so much liquor
as to render them almost worthless.
He would not have spoken as harshly
to his child uader less trying circum
stances." The next day Avas still worse than
the one .proceeding it. and when Mr.
Hart came ia to rest from the day of
toil, it was no easy task to appear
cheerful as usual. The morning that
was to follow would be Fourth of July,
and everybody must take a holiday,
which, to such person as- his laborers,
was apt to be a day of dissipation. At
the grove where "they annually held
their grand celebration. Dr. Hart met
SkvexDollak Thief. -A trav
eler on his journey meets a robber
in the woods. "Give me your
money," cries the -highwayman, "or
Til shoot you."
"It may be," thinks the traveler,
"the man is in want; and he gen
erously gives him six dollars.
"Take this. God bless vou. Fare
well." -'
"."-top, stop I" cries the robber.
"I see another dollar and must have
that."
"O sir,' replies the traveler, ''he
contented. Of my all, seven dol
lars, you have six, aud I only one
to help me on my journey.,'
"Give me that -seventh dollar !"
cries the robl4f, drawing his pis
tol. .What do you think of the robber?
The meanest thief 1 ever could con
ceive ofl What is his name?
&tub(tth JJreaker.
It is said that there is no phvsi
cal surlerhig so great as dying from
thirst. Soldiers on the battle-lie Id.
will risk their lives often in cross
ing an exposed road or space to
get a drink of water. There is no
Mibstance that can give "relief no
luxury but .' would gladly be exr
changed lor a cup of cold water by
one who is thus perishing.
' HeiT.-wos.oi?;.
Thf Lord's Praykr. Did you
ever think, short though it is, how
much there is in it? Oh, it is beau
tiful ! Like a diamond in the crown
of a queen, it unites a thousand
sparkling gems in one.
It teaches all of us. every one of
us to look to God as our parent
"Our Father."
It prompts us t raise our
thoughts and desires above the
eartlv "Who art in Heaven."
It tells us that we must reverence
our Heavenly Father "Hallowed
be thy name."
It breathes the saints reward
"Thy kingdom come.''
And a submissive obedient spirit
"Thy will be done on earth as it
is in Heaven."
And a depending, trusting spirit
"Give us this dav our daily
bread." : .
And Ibrgiving spirit "Forgive
our trespasses as we forgive those
who trespass against us."
And a cautious spirit "Deliver
us from evil."
, And last of all, an adoring spirit
"For thine is the kingdom, and
the power, and the glory, for ever
and ever. Amen."'
NEW HOOKS;
Agents "Wanted.
llAlliV'AilE.'
X E W F I It 31 !
How did Adam get out ot Kden ?
lie was snaked out.
A Xew England ".-cientist" lias dis
covered "that milk weighs from two
and a quarter to twoand a half pounds
a quart according to the size of a quart. 1
A young ma:i. who was caught !
pressing bis sweetheart to his bosom i
the other night, jiistilles himself on
the ground that he has a right to. strain
his own honey. , .
W. EI. lit; 1 5 IV &!
Have just rcooivo l a lar.s?i and
i . ! toek of ;
CO.
well s
iect-
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S-uch as
jloois,
Hugtt Howe and expressed his res-ret
tll.-ir. be ll!lrl lint Im.ii fililri tn rutm-ii I.Ij ! WOlTllS
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work, and tokl hjun Jiow he had been j
vexed by ins men. Mi: Hart said he Here we have a first-rate bull made
could not understand how it va that ' bv a Kremh inea. bio-, who l.mdv
The question of the day is whether it
is more dillicult for a ghl of the period
to get her clothes hi her trunk or her
trunk in her clothes.
.Mamma Where is your: pain, my
darling:" !
ICimii O, just in tiiatplaee where a
dolt's wax ends, and Jit goes all the way
down to iny legs.
The dHfercnce between cotton-growing
and gram-producing districts in
the South is that in tue latter the
keens the whisky going, while
m tue lormer it
c
stops the gm.
Vou have all read the story in
the school readers of the two boys
"who went over the same route, one
with his eyes opeu, and the other
with them shut. It is old, but
worth repeating and worth remcm
lering every day. So many things
flip by us, so many things worth
knowing go on right under our eyes
without being noticed.
I knew a man, I think I may
have told you ot him lefore a
busy man, who had very little time
lor reading or study, but whose
-mind was a perfect storehouse of in
formation on almost every subject.
"How does it happen that you
know so much more than the rest
of us?" I asked him one day. '
"Oh " said he, "I never liad time
today iu a regular stock of learning, '
so I save all the bits that come in
my way, and they count up a good
deal in the course of the year."
That is just the thing save all
the bits.
"That boy," said a gentleman,
''always seems to be on the lookout
f br something to see." ..
So he was ; and while waiting
in a newspaper office for a package,'
he learned by using his eyes, how
a mailing machine , was operated.
While he waited at "the ilorisfs lie
saw a man setting a 'great box -: of
cuttings, and learned by the use of
ins eyes, what he never, would have
guessed, that slips rooted best in
iiearly -pure sand. -. :
This is lapis lazuli," said' the
ieweler to his customer ; "ad this is
chrysoprase.", r - '..-.-n.?; Vi-'r
And the wide-awake errand-boy
turned around from the door to
take a sharp look so that m future
ho knew just how two 'precious
stones looked. ; In oie day -he
learned of the liarber what lx?came
of the hair clippings ; ; of the carpen
ter, how to drive a nail so as not to
f-plit" the. wood ; of the shoemaker,
1kw the different suriaces of fancy
leathers are made; of a locust, that
his maulli was of no use to him iii
fcingmg; from a scrap of newspaper
where sponges are obtained ; -, and
irom an old Irisli woman how.to
Iap stove-pipes from rusting. Only
bits and fragments of knowledge,
but all of them worth wiving, and all
helping to ir-crease the stock iu
trade of the boy who meant tobea
man.
",V 1.1 you dako siuuding,, paid- a
Clerman teetotaler ; to a fi-ientL while
.standing near a tavern. " I don't care
if I do was tlie reply. , Veil, deu,
Jt us tlake a y alk." . -' h
be always got through so well. "For,"
said he, you never give your men
any li.uior and I do, and lind that to
get them I have to."
" l'ardon me. but I do not think it
is necessary at ail. Asyou jut remark
ed. I never have anything of the kind,
still I get men, and those, too, who
work well, I find that those who work
without drink are the best hands."
" That may be true, but then one
gets the name of being stingy and
niggardly, audit is the custom you
know."
This is called a free country, and I
hold that to be free we should be al
lowed to do whatever is right without
fear of being called into question about
it. And, sir, do not think me pre
suming, but if you would only assert
your independence and throw off the
yoke of fear for the opinion of the
world, and the claims of alcohol at
the same time, I think you would suc
ceed better in all you undertake."
Tliat may be true, young- man,
and for two days past I have., been
thinking of this very subject.".. -My lit
tle girl has been lecturing Die, and I
am sorry to say, I spoke very harsluy
to her, but now to make amends, f
will propose that we both come to your
temjierance jLodge to-night and be
come members, aud I will ; try your
logic."
. "U, tnatiK you, sir, 1 am sure you
will never regret it. lint now you
have granted tue ' one favor, I "am
going to ask for another and greater
one. Will you give. me your, daugh
ter i I have loved her for a long time
and slie returns the 'affection. 1 want
her for my wife."
" Xow, that is too much, but the
old adage f ays, 'Give a iiageiand tire
whole hand will be taken,' as you
f-eem to have settled the matter be
tween yotu-selves, 1 1 suppose . 1 must
give my consent. And Jet me tell
you more, j-our temperance principles
have helped you a great deal In the
matter. .;;S 1 -- - -i .!. ,
: Mr. Hart became a firm -advocate of
temperance and never was vexed with
drunken laborers a era in. for when he
hired them it was with the understand- j
iiig that they were not to drink' wlrfle "
in his. employ, and ? instead of Ixnug .
called stingy,: he. was held up as a
modle for ail the community. ., Hugh
and Fanny were married in the beau-!
tifiil mouth of October, and worked
hand in baud lor the cause they ' both
loved. "Whenever they meet on the i
Fourth of July Mr.; Hart never fails tov
tell how he - .declared his independence,
and how Hugh took advantage of his
good humor and asked him tor his only
daughter, i But-as Fauuy knows that
he is very proud of Hugh s it does , not
trouble her much, ami all join in his
hearty laugh. A lb nw . ,
A Tito's Eurok. The acgnish of
editors Will never cease until type-setters
are wiped off the face of the
earth. There, for instance, is the ed
itor of the Eastern Arfua.: He allud-?
ed to one of the most eminent citizens
of his villa se as a "noble old burgher.
proudly loving his native Htate." But
was it not a serious cause for dissatis
faction when, he. saw in the -paper next
moruitfg tliat the remorseless fiend had
made "him speak of the eminent
citizen as "a nobby 'old. burglaV j)rowl
ing around in a naked state r'V
A GoouStvle to Com . Apotlie
caries In England, when they sell
poisonous 'drugs, put them in : pecu
liarly shaped bottles, so distinctive in
shape that they cannot be mistaken in
the dark, or their contents used by
mistake. The use. of such bott.'es i.s
made general. i
'Admire the prodigious strength of
j - v
j Sampson : it Ji ,tne jawbone ot an
j ass he put a thousand 1'hilistines to the
sword :"'
1 on sisti n ; of an vi i.s, vie i:s, u k i;-
JOws, lJn!iiim-i-. stU'iles, huvs, liiaiic-..
' cross cut ii:i-l mill saws; ttyt.'thei- with a
. ia.ri? e ' - . . ,
i ASSORTMENT OF IiiOX AX5 Vi'E3:i,
I Nails, springs, axlijs, lliiinble-slceins, bolts,
j eu, etc., elt-.
A well st'Ircti'd storJ of
"Wagon Timber,
i
Bent rims, shafts, poles, hickory tixles etc.
All of which, aro now oll';re;l to the rul
lic at low lines. As we inaKe the business
a specially, we can and will keep a better
insoi'iiiuni, at lower prices, than any
house in this city.
FIVE TO FIFTY DOLLARS
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vAG-ENTS,
WHO SKLL THE FOLLOWING XEW
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ASXKVKIl VKT1IEKX KNOWN, ANI
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Also rec-eit'injr anl ope
sjaenJiJ assort aient of
It is a funny thing about a dentist
that the more he stops the faster he
gets on.
An enthusiastic admirer of beautiful
woman recently startled a friend :
'Been to chuivii this morning,"' he
asserted. "To church.'" "Ves, and
such necks. . Full and wliite ami good
enough to eat six of them ad in a row;
watciied "em till through service. .),
my ! what necks."
A boy who undertook to ride a
horse-radish is now practicing on a
saddle of mutton.
AJjeautifnl and ratherrogush young
Jady, on lienig asked how she would
like to be in command of a ship, arch- j
ly replied tiiat sbi did not know how j
she might succeed with so large a ves-
sel, but that she could at any time, i
command a smack. . i
A local poet indicted a sonnet to his
mistress, entitled, "I kiss her sub.
rosa." The compositor knew better
than that, and set it up in printer's
X.atin, T Jciss her snub nosa."
A victim of Greeley's handwriting
sys : It Horace had' written that in
scription on the wall in liabjion, llel
shazzar would have been a good deal
more seared t ban he was."
At a California fair recently, several
bottles of strained honey were put on
exhibition, when a chap put a bottle
of castor oil with the rest. The opin
ion of all .who tried it' was that the
bee that laid it was a fraud.
"A mother-in-law in I,ansingburg,
Nevy York, is trying to rid her eyes ot
a quantity of re iepper, which iu
some strange way or other eame
through the keyhole of her daughter-in-law's
100111.. ;
A ' m:m ; with a moderate appetite
dined at a hotel, ami after eating tiie
whole of a pig. was asked if he would
have some pudding." He said he didn't
care much about pudding, but if they
bad another little hog he'd thank
them, -for it...:, v . .;
A iiutchman has got off the liest
thing on the Xew York 'Orange-Hi-'
lernian row: ;.;':,? ;
"If dey wants some lights, let 'em
go back to cle places dey coom.s from'
and get rail de ..lighting, dey vauts.
What de tuyval have .we Anierii'ans
got to do mitder oranges and lemons
and such dings.'?; . ; ; i . . ; ; "
So;iae reckless fellow . defines, tippling,
to be holding communiciitions witii
tlisembottied spirits." .
Croquet is mallet-dk-tus by the pro-
nag, a large and
WOOD AND WILLOW
Which we offer at rcluee l rales.
W. 11. Kl lIN . f.,
Monteith tire-prooi brick, First street.
March 12, 7o-J7
JIEAL ESTATE.
ST1TZEL & UPTOX,
leul Eslatc ISroSccr- imal
iciieriil Agents.
Was'iingtoii. Ptiil Its 1'uMic Kuild
ins. tirouinls ami ."-tuiuary. :i
-Willi a UUi'jri-.im oi Ilia House of Kepre
scMitiuives iind iSiMiare oi liel'ni:; l States,
thirty-live steel eni-.ivins, and eijrhty
paijes of description aivel historii-al readintj
Hauler.
A snm)!:! of thi.i JirtnrJvrinrboijfc will' be sent
to lhi):i.j wishing tiv:t. as ujrents, for two
dollars, and live stamps lor return postage.
The Creates Cabinet of IJirds, Ani
ntalsand ilepttics. Loth Native and
(foreign, : ever published.' -
This elegant volumo contains .r r one
htiivclrctl CHiintl phx'-ft, and is a book needed
a?id useful -in every family. It is of iarge
sb:e and hnnds-omeiy nouiul. A sauiie of
thi:i work will be soiit to those who debira
to act as aa;ents for Thiv! dollars and live
stamps for return iosta-c.
EXAMINE THIS LIST
Of new lxw)ks, any one of whic-h ws will
i send for one dollar. They uro Jill 'oouad
ami lllustratedi
Hook of SCO I'uzzles. 100 pictures.
Courtship made Siasy. Art of mik
ug love.
How CamMers Win. 1000 tricks
with curds.
t-'orUine Teller and I) re a iu ISuok.
llursse Taming.
How to lliy Foter to Win.
How to Mix 800 JDrinks. Piice
$:i 50. : - - ;
. The Art of Letter Writing,
jjecrcts Worth Knowing
A unide to the manufacture of medi
cint's, perfumery, soaps, dyes, wines, eor
dmls, iHpu;ar bevera.ws ; manufacturers
secreifj and many othork.
s ltogues and Kogueries. ,
Ventriloquism Rlade K-asy.
JIae liall ISook.
Is a tiling which sometiine must lx-falT
everysou and daughter of the hitman la to
lly ; and yet,
, At t2ac I!Ii3-day,
Of your life, if disease lays his vile band-
uijon you, there J siill "a balm in (iiiead,'
hy which you may be restored to perfect
healt h, and prolong your days to a miracu
lous extent.
liy calling on .
It. C. -& 'SON,
With a prescription, wlintv you can bnvo
it compounded by one experience .1 in that
particular line. Also, cousuintlv on hand
a jjoo I u-wortinenr of fresH drills, patent
I ni'vlicineri, eheinic-als, paints, oils, dye
j stuaV-., trusses, eto. A-eir.f for the .
-'eIeIr:ttrI Vatlt "V,ecl HpitltKly, ;
Or. Oregon Hhennuitie Cure; Ir. I. Jnyno
& Sons' me licines, etc.
8j)ence' Poslli ve and Xe;ara?ice Powder
kept in siock. Als agents for ilvj
SEiuttle &civi;, SSaeUIne,
One of t ho most nsofnl piei-es of hoieH-hoM
turn i; nre extant. Call and exaiuin. ;
. , , II. C. UUA & SOX.:
Albany, June 10, 7I-i0v3
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BRANCH OFFICE, ALBANY, OR.,
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son. Kstubiisiied Juiy, ISOS. AnoilU-e
where won era I information -oniernin' the
resources of Oregon can bo obtained free
ofc!iar;e.
Ioans negotiated on lirst tnortffare, real
estate and 'collateral seciirituw. We have
for sale a lare amount of property located
in the town of Albany. AIho, farminsr
lands, of every description, located in Linn
and other counties in this State.- .
To tJ.c Cillzens or A35any,
And vicinity, and to tin owners of real es
tate: We take this method of calling your
attention to our place of business, llav
iu.if determined to oK?n a branch office in
your city, wo can oiler you a medium for
obtahiinT purcbiir-crs one that is appro
ciated lrr buyers, as it saves them much
time aud labor in searching for what thcy
want. Om principal !!?ency, at Portland,
Oregon, is thoronghly ustabiihud, and the
odk-e so fell lurnisho I for giving informa
tion upon mil estate that it affords the
most eoiiiplcte facilities for all parties hav
ing business in our line.
Vou incur no expense in placing your
property on sale with us unless a sale is
made. - ' ' ,
Ol'icc, First street, near teioirraph onicc.
.JOlfX C. MKXDKXHALL, Agent.
Anany, March Z:i, 7U-2.) vSif
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We have in press a large list of books for
the holidays. , .
All comwiunicat ion's must be addressed,
".VaStiii-4t;i Sabli4tii:i - Cumgtiuiy,
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WOOI WOKKINC1
And . '
AG B EC L1 LT U si A L AS U ttilRY,
And all kinds of
IISOS ASI) ISKVSN CASTISMS.
Particular attention paid to repairing all
kinds of machinery. 4l v3
PATENT MEDICIMiP. ;
Tne Great Medical Discovery !
Dr. WALKEB'S CLLIFOSI-TIA
VINEGAR BITTERS,
nundred.3 of Thousands iL
"S3
Bear testimony to their Wonder
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SixTliousana SixHmiire Sixty-six
standard Etcceiiftts,
Selected from
The XScst French, English, Kas
sian, Japanese and Amcricau
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y tlai public with neat turnouts in the
fjsors of religion - ia J own.
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The first ingredient ia convors;ition
is truth, the next good sense, the tiiird
good humor, and the fourth wit
i f Nobody i. more like an honest man
than a thorough rogue. , , ;
Don't believe the man who tell.? the
most, ior luewing eats aie seldom good
mousers. , , . ; '.
By no means put "yoiirself in another
person's power. If you put your
thumbs between t.vo 'grindery tliey are
very apt to bite.
Put no dependence on a label f a
lag, and count money after. your own
kind."; :-:. --" - -' -
In any business never wade in the
water where you cannot see the bot
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way of
KlylKIi
Kujjsir aiw! Carriaj
I'ast 'toflt,
cs and
On the rAoPt roaponable terms. Ourlivei-y
is all new, and of tho latest slyli, and we
shail taWo pride in giving our imtronsas
iiejit aud reliable a-.i out lit as csiu ins ob
tained irj the Slate.
Ilor.se boarded at reasonable rates, by
tlx we-U or month.
Hacks land carriages furnished for par
ties, etc. I
A share of public patronetto is solicited.
BAUTliES & MERRICK.. :
Albany, Dee. 1 7, Is7'l
"cria. 3? o lionse,
At fiSaelTs Station,
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-,T7'ILIl TIE IX I E A DIXESS TO RECEIVE
If gin in on and p.fier Aitgust 1, 1S71.
Will lie furninhed with cUming and ele
vating iliachinery of the inost'apiiroved
.-onstrutirion. Sauk- will lo furnislied.and
the highest Albanj' prices -will be paid, in
"asT, for drain of All Uiiidt,
Terms; for storage, etfc Tiflo known on
a-oplicanon at t he wnnf-ise.
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EUREKA ;CpMPbUNDINQ CO.,
or w:iis53ftoji, 15. c,
ARE PRfiPAREt) TO FILL V)RI)ERS
for, their ceio!nated compounds,-' oi
will send the receipts so that any imusou
inn make tlveir own eonipound,und retain
the formula. The Company 'scirenlareon
tain.s : '- : -..j,-. s
. CURES: ;iOC2,
laoiisc, c Trr.ii, siicep and
S1VINK DIS11ASKS, CUMNS,
CROUP, DYSE NTERY,
GiUVEL, R1IEUSIA-
IISM, VV A RTS, r
Vli tZVUlAV,, PILE
TI5TTEH, I OOTMACH li, .
cuir-s, worms; !'kuisi:s.
BUK NS, III Ci WOKMM, VELOIVS,
SORE AS 1 WEAt EYES, ETC.
Compounds of the above, or any other
desired, will be eentfor one dollar for one
article; or two will be sent forl 50. Re
ceipts lor compounding, with full direc
tions, 50 cents each, or t Uree for I.
, It yon want to know how to make Bour
Iwjn, apple, liish, Scotch, w heat or sorghum
whisky; blacklxsiTV, cherry, cognac, Kin
der, ieaeli and rasjj'wrrv biandv ; sixteen
kin da. of vinegar; blaefc, blue, gn-en, ied
and indelible ink ; cider, sweet and spark
linjf ; fourteen kinds of !beer: blaekinjf, in
w.sre and liquid, for harness, earriaesand
all kinds of leather ; dvelnsr.in every shade
and color; shaving soup, to promote the
growth of hair; varnishes of twelve vari
eties, and every othetvcoinpound in jaren
eral use, send tif ty cents and stamp for re
ceipt; . - . .- .
All floods warninte j as represented.'
(StMid si amp for cirenlur. All communi
cations innst be a-idrei,s?;l to -
;Knrckn.' Coaiponndiut; Co ! '
Room No. ilX May's building,
7vi r-....,..' Washington, 1. C"
5? g THEY ARE NOT A VILE
?II'F A M C(Y DRI W CyPll
Male cf Poor Ksn, .Whlnkoy, l'rowt
Spirits nnii Refuse I.iqnursductc-roC.vpiced
and sweetened ta tiluas t!) taste, called " Toiv
ics," Appetizers," "Restorers," ,c, that lead
tli3 tippler on to druukcnncEs and ruin, br.t arc
a truo Medicine, maJa from thcXativo i:ootj and
Herbs of California, free fr: nil Alcouvlla
Stimulants. Tuoy aro the i HEAT IJ i00 1
PUllIFlEJe. and LIFE IVIN l'UIS
CI PI.E a perfect Ilcnovator oadlnvljorator of
tho System, carrying oiall poisonous matter and
pestering the "blocd to c. hcaltliy condition. " ' Xiif'
person cantako these Elttcraaccordinif tadlrcc-:
tion and remain long unwclf.
For Innaininutory nn:l Chronic Ituen
mntlsm and ont, JOxepepnia ur Indi
KCMtioo, ItilioiiM, Itetuitlciit ni:d later
niittcnt Fevers, Iilneasoi of t ho Illood,
l.Iver, K-idncyn, nnri IHndrtiV, these Hit
ters liV3 been most fsuccu-ssful. scU I)it
eaues pre cause'd by Vitiated Blood, wliic'-i
is generally ' produced by derangement of, tiw
Digcati vn OrjraiiM. "
DYBPEPSIAOC 1NDIC5F.STIOX.
Headache. Pain in tho Shoulders. Cotiirlis, Tlg-'.it-
ssssof the Cli2st,Diz.-inos3, Gonr Eructations of
the Btoihaeli, "Dad tastJ In tha Month B.l'.oas Al
tacksi I'al plt.it ton of the Heart, Inflammation oi
tho Lnnjg8,Pln ia the regions of t'.io Kidneys, and
a huadrpd other palnfol symptoms, arc tho of?
eprlngspf Dyspepsia".' '
TUy invlgorata the Stomach and stimulate tho
torpid liver and bowels, which render thorn of u-v
equalled cElcacy in cleansing tlie blood cf ell
impurities, and lmpartin-t new life and vigor to.
tho whole system ' -
FOIIj SlilX PISlIASES.Eruptlons.Tettcr,
6alt Iihuiu, Blotches. Spot, Pimples, Pustules,
Boils, Ckirhanclcs, King-Worms, Ecrdd-Head, Sor3
Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scarfs, Decolorations o(
tlie 6kin, Hamora lind Diseases of the Skin, ot
whatever name or nature, arc literally dug up
andcarked out of tUo system in a chorf tirao by '
tlio us4 of these Bitters. Ono bottle in such
cases wu convince the most Incredulous of tlieii
curative effects. .y.". ,
Cleanse the- Vitiated Blood whenever you Cud
Ita impurities bursting through thcskla laPlnv
rlos,. Eruptions or Sores ; cleanse It when you
find it j obstructed and bIusrIsIi in tho veins:
' cleanse; it whea it Is foul, and your- feelings will
tell you when. Keep tho blood pure aud th?
health of the system will follow.
, PIX.iTAPE aad oUier WORMS, lurking In
the system of so many tliouaa-arts, era effectually
destroyed and removed. For full directiohs, read
carefully the circular around each bottle.
J. WALKER, Proprietor; IL II. MoDOALD 6
CO., Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco,
Cal and 82 and SI Commerce Street , New Verio
SOU PY ALL Dr.UGGISTS AND DEALEIi
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