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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1871)
4J .if' ' " " V Sill 'imsist. JIave j-n Scou uiy 'aiiiel. Saatli was taking his evening stroll towards the gardens outside of Shiraz, when his attention was drawn .to a ilot of clover which had been eaten all round the edges, saml the center left. Seeing by the footprints that it had been a camel grazing, he commerced thinking why it had not eaten in the center. He at last came to the conclusion that the camel must have been blind in one eye. On going round the corner of the plot, he found that, it had there been'. unloaded.. Notiee ing where the animal had kneeled while his load was removed, he saw on oiie side a lot of large rlies, and on the other a lot of smaller ones. Alter thinking for some time what could bs the , cause of these two sorts of llies accumulating, he con cluded that one side of the load had leen meat, and the other side sugar. Seeing near the spot the imprints of a woman's shoe's, and also the marks. -of Iter 1 sands, he concluded, that she had been a stout woman, and had put her hands on the ground to assist her in rising. With this he moved on. Presently he was overtaken by a man who in quired if lie had seen a camel. r "Had it only one eye ?" asked Faadi. ; ' ' The man answered, ."By the 1eard of the Prophet, you are 'And it was loaded with part meat and part sugar ?" ' "As I am your sacriiiee, you are right." ... - "And had a stout woman with it" ' 4iBy the holy Kehla, it had." "Well," f'a:d Saadi, "I have seen nothing cf your camel." At which the fellow got into a passion, aud beat Saadi with a stick, asking him how it was possi ble for him "to describe the camel and its appurtenances so correctly if he had not seen it. , - Kvcr after this, Sheik Saadi ad vised his friends not to prevaricate, as they might get thrashed for their pains. It is also a standing saying, used in the following manner: if a person wishes another to keep a secret, he asks him, "have you seen my camel?" If the person intends to say nothing about what lie knows, lie answers,. "I have not even seen .its. foot-marks "Fyc-s RiiU ho Kyr-s. Mrs A Ilurvemt Story, BY MRS. OAKME SMITH " Well, I'll be shot if I known Vrittt I'm to do ! There'.- that lower mead ow cut, the grass lialf curat am laying spread, and the otlH'i meadow's more than ripe, and uot a man tit to handle a fork or rake. How I luito ineu Who have no strength of character. Why can't they learn when to stop and not make beast! of themselves, especially in harvest." " But, ..father, if I were you, I would not let them have liquor ; then there would be no danger of their get ting so that they, eoulihi't work." Much you know about it ! Have me called mean and stingy, and then I could go$Jno hands. A little grog does men good in harvest time." " Why, father, Hugh Howe gets men to work for, him, aud you knot lie never gives them drink. I'm sure you could hire if he can.." There it is now ! I'll be bound IkvII te heaved at me now. I have f promised to work back for him in haj-- j ing what he helped me in wheat liar- j vest, aud here 1 am not able to do half i my own work. He has queer ideas! mac 1 no not endorse hy any means, and ,1 advise you to not got your head full of them, even if lie is a single man, and he coined "round hero considerable. He is a little too lofty to suit me, if he should you." "O father !" " But the father did not stop to hear any more. 'He went out with an air that told how much hi 5 dignity was onended. Fanny Hart 'had all she could do to keep back the tears as she went- alHut her eveiji;ir work, .for Ilugli Howe iiad become very dear to her, and now her-father did not ap prove, of him.'' Iaiiny v;iV a very dutiful daughter, and the 'thought of giving oiiVMise. to her father wa very sad to her, for he pitied the mother less ghl and had ever tried to supply the want ot a mother by, his care and kindness. At this time liu was worried and vexed at the conduct of hiss har vesters who had taken so much liquor as to render them almost worthless. He would not have spoken as harshly to his child uader less trying circum stances." The next day Avas still worse than the one .proceeding it. and when Mr. Hart came ia to rest from the day of toil, it was no easy task to appear cheerful as usual. The morning that was to follow would be Fourth of July, and everybody must take a holiday, which, to such person as- his laborers, was apt to be a day of dissipation. At the grove where "they annually held their grand celebration. Dr. Hart met SkvexDollak Thief. -A trav eler on his journey meets a robber in the woods. "Give me your money," cries the -highwayman, "or Til shoot you." "It may be," thinks the traveler, "the man is in want; and he gen erously gives him six dollars. "Take this. God bless vou. Fare well." -' "."-top, stop I" cries the robber. "I see another dollar and must have that." "O sir,' replies the traveler, ''he contented. Of my all, seven dol lars, you have six, aud I only one to help me on my journey.,' "Give me that -seventh dollar !" cries the robl4f, drawing his pis tol. .What do you think of the robber? The meanest thief 1 ever could con ceive ofl What is his name? &tub(tth JJreaker. It is said that there is no phvsi cal surlerhig so great as dying from thirst. Soldiers on the battle-lie Id. will risk their lives often in cross ing an exposed road or space to get a drink of water. There is no Mibstance that can give "relief no luxury but .' would gladly be exr changed lor a cup of cold water by one who is thus perishing. ' HeiT.-wos.oi?;. Thf Lord's Praykr. Did you ever think, short though it is, how much there is in it? Oh, it is beau tiful ! Like a diamond in the crown of a queen, it unites a thousand sparkling gems in one. It teaches all of us. every one of us to look to God as our parent "Our Father." It prompts us t raise our thoughts and desires above the eartlv "Who art in Heaven." It tells us that we must reverence our Heavenly Father "Hallowed be thy name." It breathes the saints reward "Thy kingdom come.'' And a submissive obedient spirit "Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven." And a depending, trusting spirit "Give us this dav our daily bread." : . And Ibrgiving spirit "Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." And a cautious spirit "Deliver us from evil." , And last of all, an adoring spirit "For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen."' NEW HOOKS; Agents "Wanted. llAlliV'AilE.' X E W F I It 31 ! How did Adam get out ot Kden ? lie was snaked out. A Xew England ".-cientist" lias dis covered "that milk weighs from two and a quarter to twoand a half pounds a quart according to the size of a quart. 1 A young ma:i. who was caught ! pressing bis sweetheart to his bosom i the other night, jiistilles himself on the ground that he has a right to. strain his own honey. , . W. EI. lit; 1 5 IV &! Have just rcooivo l a lar.s?i and i . ! toek of ; CO. well s iect- I I .A. 15, X "W". XX IS S-uch as jloois, Hugtt Howe and expressed his res-ret tll.-ir. be ll!lrl lint Im.ii fililri tn rutm-ii I.Ij ! WOlTllS - - ...... - - - V. uvtll . I I (.1 I I II 111..7 j work, and tokl hjun Jiow he had been j vexed by ins men. Mi: Hart said he Here we have a first-rate bull made could not understand how it va that ' bv a Kremh inea. bio-, who l.mdv The question of the day is whether it is more dillicult for a ghl of the period to get her clothes hi her trunk or her trunk in her clothes. .Mamma Where is your: pain, my darling:" ! ICimii O, just in tiiatplaee where a dolt's wax ends, and Jit goes all the way down to iny legs. The dHfercnce between cotton-growing and gram-producing districts in the South is that in tue latter the keens the whisky going, while m tue lormer it c stops the gm. Vou have all read the story in the school readers of the two boys "who went over the same route, one with his eyes opeu, and the other with them shut. It is old, but worth repeating and worth remcm lering every day. So many things flip by us, so many things worth knowing go on right under our eyes without being noticed. I knew a man, I think I may have told you ot him lefore a busy man, who had very little time lor reading or study, but whose -mind was a perfect storehouse of in formation on almost every subject. "How does it happen that you know so much more than the rest of us?" I asked him one day. ' "Oh " said he, "I never liad time today iu a regular stock of learning, ' so I save all the bits that come in my way, and they count up a good deal in the course of the year." That is just the thing save all the bits. "That boy," said a gentleman, ''always seems to be on the lookout f br something to see." .. So he was ; and while waiting in a newspaper office for a package,' he learned by using his eyes, how a mailing machine , was operated. While he waited at "the ilorisfs lie saw a man setting a 'great box -: of cuttings, and learned by the use of ins eyes, what he never, would have guessed, that slips rooted best in iiearly -pure sand. -. : This is lapis lazuli," said' the ieweler to his customer ; "ad this is chrysoprase.", r - '..-.-n.?; Vi-'r And the wide-awake errand-boy turned around from the door to take a sharp look so that m future ho knew just how two 'precious stones looked. ; In oie day -he learned of the liarber what lx?came of the hair clippings ; ; of the carpen ter, how to drive a nail so as not to f-plit" the. wood ; of the shoemaker, 1kw the different suriaces of fancy leathers are made; of a locust, that his maulli was of no use to him iii fcingmg; from a scrap of newspaper where sponges are obtained ; -, and irom an old Irisli woman how.to Iap stove-pipes from rusting. Only bits and fragments of knowledge, but all of them worth wiving, and all helping to ir-crease the stock iu trade of the boy who meant tobea man. ",V 1.1 you dako siuuding,, paid- a Clerman teetotaler ; to a fi-ientL while .standing near a tavern. " I don't care if I do was tlie reply. , Veil, deu, Jt us tlake a y alk." . -' h be always got through so well. "For," said he, you never give your men any li.uior and I do, and lind that to get them I have to." " l'ardon me. but I do not think it is necessary at ail. Asyou jut remark ed. I never have anything of the kind, still I get men, and those, too, who work well, I find that those who work without drink are the best hands." " That may be true, but then one gets the name of being stingy and niggardly, audit is the custom you know." This is called a free country, and I hold that to be free we should be al lowed to do whatever is right without fear of being called into question about it. And, sir, do not think me pre suming, but if you would only assert your independence and throw off the yoke of fear for the opinion of the world, and the claims of alcohol at the same time, I think you would suc ceed better in all you undertake." Tliat may be true, young- man, and for two days past I have., been thinking of this very subject.".. -My lit tle girl has been lecturing Die, and I am sorry to say, I spoke very harsluy to her, but now to make amends, f will propose that we both come to your temjierance jLodge to-night and be come members, aud I will ; try your logic." . "U, tnatiK you, sir, 1 am sure you will never regret it. lint now you have granted tue ' one favor, I "am going to ask for another and greater one. Will you give. me your, daugh ter i I have loved her for a long time and slie returns the 'affection. 1 want her for my wife." " Xow, that is too much, but the old adage f ays, 'Give a iiageiand tire whole hand will be taken,' as you f-eem to have settled the matter be tween yotu-selves, 1 1 suppose . 1 must give my consent. And Jet me tell you more, j-our temperance principles have helped you a great deal In the matter. .;;S 1 -- - -i .!. , : Mr. Hart became a firm -advocate of temperance and never was vexed with drunken laborers a era in. for when he hired them it was with the understand- j iiig that they were not to drink' wlrfle " in his. employ, and ? instead of Ixnug . called stingy,: he. was held up as a modle for ail the community. ., Hugh and Fanny were married in the beau-! tifiil mouth of October, and worked hand in baud lor the cause they ' both loved. "Whenever they meet on the i Fourth of July Mr.; Hart never fails tov tell how he - .declared his independence, and how Hugh took advantage of his good humor and asked him tor his only daughter, i But-as Fauuy knows that he is very proud of Hugh s it does , not trouble her much, ami all join in his hearty laugh. A lb nw . , A Tito's Eurok. The acgnish of editors Will never cease until type-setters are wiped off the face of the earth. There, for instance, is the ed itor of the Eastern Arfua.: He allud-? ed to one of the most eminent citizens of his villa se as a "noble old burgher. proudly loving his native Htate." But was it not a serious cause for dissatis faction when, he. saw in the -paper next moruitfg tliat the remorseless fiend had made "him speak of the eminent citizen as "a nobby 'old. burglaV j)rowl ing around in a naked state r'V A GoouStvle to Com . Apotlie caries In England, when they sell poisonous 'drugs, put them in : pecu liarly shaped bottles, so distinctive in shape that they cannot be mistaken in the dark, or their contents used by mistake. The use. of such bott.'es i.s made general. i 'Admire the prodigious strength of j - v j Sampson : it Ji ,tne jawbone ot an j ass he put a thousand 1'hilistines to the sword :"' 1 on sisti n ; of an vi i.s, vie i:s, u k i;- JOws, lJn!iiim-i-. stU'iles, huvs, liiaiic-.. ' cross cut ii:i-l mill saws; ttyt.'thei- with a . ia.ri? e ' - . . , i ASSORTMENT OF IiiOX AX5 Vi'E3:i, I Nails, springs, axlijs, lliiinble-slceins, bolts, j eu, etc., elt-. A well st'Ircti'd storJ of "Wagon Timber, i Bent rims, shafts, poles, hickory tixles etc. All of which, aro now oll';re;l to the rul lic at low lines. As we inaKe the business a specially, we can and will keep a better insoi'iiiuni, at lower prices, than any house in this city. FIVE TO FIFTY DOLLARS A 15 A Y L Y vAG-ENTS, WHO SKLL THE FOLLOWING XEW "AND ,.-'':' ELEGANTLY BOUND AND Xlln.ti2xtecl Books! ''I Murder InAIlajiy ASXKVKIl VKT1IEKX KNOWN, ANI no ibiea.einii ot it ul pruont. II Ieatli Also rec-eit'injr anl ope sjaenJiJ assort aient of It is a funny thing about a dentist that the more he stops the faster he gets on. An enthusiastic admirer of beautiful woman recently startled a friend : 'Been to chuivii this morning,"' he asserted. "To church.'" "Ves, and such necks. . Full and wliite ami good enough to eat six of them ad in a row; watciied "em till through service. .), my ! what necks." A boy who undertook to ride a horse-radish is now practicing on a saddle of mutton. AJjeautifnl and ratherrogush young Jady, on lienig asked how she would like to be in command of a ship, arch- j ly replied tiiat sbi did not know how j she might succeed with so large a ves- sel, but that she could at any time, i command a smack. . i A local poet indicted a sonnet to his mistress, entitled, "I kiss her sub. rosa." The compositor knew better than that, and set it up in printer's X.atin, T Jciss her snub nosa." A victim of Greeley's handwriting sys : It Horace had' written that in scription on the wall in liabjion, llel shazzar would have been a good deal more seared t ban he was." At a California fair recently, several bottles of strained honey were put on exhibition, when a chap put a bottle of castor oil with the rest. The opin ion of all .who tried it' was that the bee that laid it was a fraud. "A mother-in-law in I,ansingburg, Nevy York, is trying to rid her eyes ot a quantity of re iepper, which iu some strange way or other eame through the keyhole of her daughter-in-law's 100111.. ; A ' m:m ; with a moderate appetite dined at a hotel, ami after eating tiie whole of a pig. was asked if he would have some pudding." He said he didn't care much about pudding, but if they bad another little hog he'd thank them, -for it...:, v . .; A iiutchman has got off the liest thing on the Xew York 'Orange-Hi-' lernian row: ;.;':,? ; "If dey wants some lights, let 'em go back to cle places dey coom.s from' and get rail de ..lighting, dey vauts. What de tuyval have .we Anierii'ans got to do mitder oranges and lemons and such dings.'?; . ; ; i . . ; ; " So;iae reckless fellow . defines, tippling, to be holding communiciitions witii tlisembottied spirits." . Croquet is mallet-dk-tus by the pro- nag, a large and WOOD AND WILLOW Which we offer at rcluee l rales. W. 11. Kl lIN . f., Monteith tire-prooi brick, First street. March 12, 7o-J7 JIEAL ESTATE. ST1TZEL & UPTOX, leul Eslatc ISroSccr- imal iciieriil Agents. Was'iingtoii. Ptiil Its 1'uMic Kuild ins. tirouinls ami ."-tuiuary. :i -Willi a UUi'jri-.im oi Ilia House of Kepre scMitiuives iind iSiMiare oi liel'ni:; l States, thirty-live steel eni-.ivins, and eijrhty paijes of description aivel historii-al readintj Hauler. A snm)!:! of thi.i JirtnrJvrinrboijfc will' be sent to lhi):i.j wishing tiv:t. as ujrents, for two dollars, and live stamps lor return postage. The Creates Cabinet of IJirds, Ani ntalsand ilepttics. Loth Native and (foreign, : ever published.' - This elegant volumo contains .r r one htiivclrctl CHiintl phx'-ft, and is a book needed a?id useful -in every family. It is of iarge sb:e and hnnds-omeiy nouiul. A sauiie of thi:i work will be soiit to those who debira to act as aa;ents for Thiv! dollars and live stamps for return iosta-c. EXAMINE THIS LIST Of new lxw)ks, any one of whic-h ws will i send for one dollar. They uro Jill 'oouad ami lllustratedi Hook of SCO I'uzzles. 100 pictures. Courtship made Siasy. Art of mik ug love. How CamMers Win. 1000 tricks with curds. t-'orUine Teller and I) re a iu ISuok. llursse Taming. How to lliy Foter to Win. How to Mix 800 JDrinks. Piice $:i 50. : - - ; . The Art of Letter Writing, jjecrcts Worth Knowing A unide to the manufacture of medi cint's, perfumery, soaps, dyes, wines, eor dmls, iHpu;ar bevera.ws ; manufacturers secreifj and many othork. s ltogues and Kogueries. , Ventriloquism Rlade K-asy. JIae liall ISook. Is a tiling which sometiine must lx-falT everysou and daughter of the hitman la to lly ; and yet, , At t2ac I!Ii3-day, Of your life, if disease lays his vile band- uijon you, there J siill "a balm in (iiiead,' hy which you may be restored to perfect healt h, and prolong your days to a miracu lous extent. liy calling on . It. C. -& 'SON, With a prescription, wlintv you can bnvo it compounded by one experience .1 in that particular line. Also, cousuintlv on hand a jjoo I u-wortinenr of fresH drills, patent I ni'vlicineri, eheinic-als, paints, oils, dye j stuaV-., trusses, eto. A-eir.f for the . -'eIeIr:ttrI Vatlt "V,ecl HpitltKly, ; Or. Oregon Hhennuitie Cure; Ir. I. Jnyno & Sons' me licines, etc. 8j)ence' Poslli ve and Xe;ara?ice Powder kept in siock. Als agents for ilvj SEiuttle &civi;, SSaeUIne, One of t ho most nsofnl piei-es of hoieH-hoM turn i; nre extant. Call and exaiuin. ; . , , II. C. UUA & SOX.: Albany, June 10, 7I-i0v3 ALBANY' FOUNDRY" " ' ' ' ',:'And '';' ";':' r ';--:-': ' achine - Slip A. F. C2S3-:sasSV Prepr'.eior, ' ' " :.'.':;' i f' , -i - i ALBAXYj OKEGOX, IVfinufaciares S(eam Engines, BRANCH OFFICE, ALBANY, OR., 3. C. MESlEirAI-.I, Aifoiii. GKXKKAL LAXDAliEXCV FOlt OKK son. Kstubiisiied Juiy, ISOS. AnoilU-e where won era I information -oniernin' the resources of Oregon can bo obtained free ofc!iar;e. Ioans negotiated on lirst tnortffare, real estate and 'collateral seciirituw. We have for sale a lare amount of property located in the town of Albany. AIho, farminsr lands, of every description, located in Linn and other counties in this State.- . To tJ.c Cillzens or A35any, And vicinity, and to tin owners of real es tate: We take this method of calling your attention to our place of business, llav iu.if determined to oK?n a branch office in your city, wo can oiler you a medium for obtahiinT purcbiir-crs one that is appro ciated lrr buyers, as it saves them much time aud labor in searching for what thcy want. Om principal !!?ency, at Portland, Oregon, is thoronghly ustabiihud, and the odk-e so fell lurnisho I for giving informa tion upon mil estate that it affords the most eoiiiplcte facilities for all parties hav ing business in our line. Vou incur no expense in placing your property on sale with us unless a sale is made. - ' ' , Ol'icc, First street, near teioirraph onicc. .JOlfX C. MKXDKXHALL, Agent. Anany, March Z:i, 7U-2.) vSif III li II " T i LIVEKV;. LIVERY, TEED- O ."S? '33 1j 323 SB , ' ; " Albany, orkgon. - : i i, i. --' - : : ' ' : ft BAEITCES , & . 'ITSKIliKESJK., puopinicTor.s. We have in press a large list of books for the holidays. , . All comwiunicat ion's must be addressed, ".VaStiii-4t;i Sabli4tii:i - Cumgtiuiy, Lock lxx lfi3, Washington, I). 1). 7v4 'j'' " ' r a- ' . - - - G - - 6,666 - - EFIoinr anil Saw ISIsil Slsteiiirt-. WOOI WOKKINC1 And . ' AG B EC L1 LT U si A L AS U ttilRY, And all kinds of IISOS ASI) ISKVSN CASTISMS. Particular attention paid to repairing all kinds of machinery. 4l v3 PATENT MEDICIMiP. ; Tne Great Medical Discovery ! Dr. WALKEB'S CLLIFOSI-TIA VINEGAR BITTERS, nundred.3 of Thousands iL "S3 Bear testimony to their Wonder ful CurcUve lilXecUj. . 0; 55 a ARE THEY? Ibi - ' ;'MSj 0 1 - :0mm ill a si SixTliousana SixHmiire Sixty-six standard Etcceiiftts, Selected from The XScst French, English, Kas sian, Japanese and Amcricau T II E XX1 y tlai public with neat turnouts in the fjsors of religion - ia J own. J The first ingredient ia convors;ition is truth, the next good sense, the tiiird good humor, and the fourth wit i f Nobody i. more like an honest man than a thorough rogue. , , ; Don't believe the man who tell.? the most, ior luewing eats aie seldom good mousers. , , . ; '. By no means put "yoiirself in another person's power. If you put your thumbs between t.vo 'grindery tliey are very apt to bite. Put no dependence on a label f a lag, and count money after. your own kind."; :-:. --" - -' - In any business never wade in the water where you cannot see the bot tom, i " -f". Subscribe for tlie IlECisTEit. TK ARK PRKPARKD TO FURNISH way of KlylKIi Kujjsir aiw! Carriaj I'ast 'toflt, cs and On the rAoPt roaponable terms. Ourlivei-y is all new, and of tho latest slyli, and we shail taWo pride in giving our imtronsas iiejit aud reliable a-.i out lit as csiu ins ob tained irj the Slate. Ilor.se boarded at reasonable rates, by tlx we-U or month. Hacks land carriages furnished for par ties, etc. I A share of public patronetto is solicited. BAUTliES & MERRICK.. : Albany, Dee. 1 7, Is7'l "cria. 3? o lionse, At fiSaelTs Station, I '-. -,T7'ILIl TIE IX I E A DIXESS TO RECEIVE If gin in on and p.fier Aitgust 1, 1S71. Will lie furninhed with cUming and ele vating iliachinery of the inost'apiiroved .-onstrutirion. Sauk- will lo furnislied.and the highest Albanj' prices -will be paid, in "asT, for drain of All Uiiidt, Terms; for storage, etfc Tiflo known on a-oplicanon at t he wnnf-ise. ...... -.4 ,T i iiiiii.ir , rT, . EUREKA ;CpMPbUNDINQ CO., or w:iis53ftoji, 15. c, ARE PRfiPAREt) TO FILL V)RI)ERS for, their ceio!nated compounds,-' oi will send the receipts so that any imusou inn make tlveir own eonipound,und retain the formula. The Company 'scirenlareon tain.s : '- : -..j,-. s . CURES: ;iOC2, laoiisc, c Trr.ii, siicep and S1VINK DIS11ASKS, CUMNS, CROUP, DYSE NTERY, GiUVEL, R1IEUSIA- IISM, VV A RTS, r Vli tZVUlAV,, PILE TI5TTEH, I OOTMACH li, . cuir-s, worms; !'kuisi:s. BUK NS, III Ci WOKMM, VELOIVS, SORE AS 1 WEAt EYES, ETC. Compounds of the above, or any other desired, will be eentfor one dollar for one article; or two will be sent forl 50. Re ceipts lor compounding, with full direc tions, 50 cents each, or t Uree for I. , It yon want to know how to make Bour Iwjn, apple, liish, Scotch, w heat or sorghum whisky; blacklxsiTV, cherry, cognac, Kin der, ieaeli and rasjj'wrrv biandv ; sixteen kin da. of vinegar; blaefc, blue, gn-en, ied and indelible ink ; cider, sweet and spark linjf ; fourteen kinds of !beer: blaekinjf, in w.sre and liquid, for harness, earriaesand all kinds of leather ; dvelnsr.in every shade and color; shaving soup, to promote the growth of hair; varnishes of twelve vari eties, and every othetvcoinpound in jaren eral use, send tif ty cents and stamp for re ceipt; . - . .- . All floods warninte j as represented.' (StMid si amp for cirenlur. All communi cations innst be a-idrei,s?;l to - ;Knrckn.' Coaiponndiut; Co ! ' Room No. ilX May's building, 7vi r-....,..' Washington, 1. C" 5? g THEY ARE NOT A VILE ?II'F A M C(Y DRI W CyPll Male cf Poor Ksn, .Whlnkoy, l'rowt Spirits nnii Refuse I.iqnursductc-roC.vpiced and sweetened ta tiluas t!) taste, called " Toiv ics," Appetizers," "Restorers," ,c, that lead tli3 tippler on to druukcnncEs and ruin, br.t arc a truo Medicine, maJa from thcXativo i:ootj and Herbs of California, free fr: nil Alcouvlla Stimulants. Tuoy aro the i HEAT IJ i00 1 PUllIFlEJe. and LIFE IVIN l'UIS CI PI.E a perfect Ilcnovator oadlnvljorator of tho System, carrying oiall poisonous matter and pestering the "blocd to c. hcaltliy condition. " ' Xiif' person cantako these Elttcraaccordinif tadlrcc-: tion and remain long unwclf. For Innaininutory nn:l Chronic Ituen mntlsm and ont, JOxepepnia ur Indi KCMtioo, ItilioiiM, Itetuitlciit ni:d later niittcnt Fevers, Iilneasoi of t ho Illood, l.Iver, K-idncyn, nnri IHndrtiV, these Hit ters liV3 been most fsuccu-ssful. scU I)it eaues pre cause'd by Vitiated Blood, wliic'-i is generally ' produced by derangement of, tiw Digcati vn OrjraiiM. " DYBPEPSIAOC 1NDIC5F.STIOX. Headache. Pain in tho Shoulders. Cotiirlis, Tlg-'.it- ssssof the Cli2st,Diz.-inos3, Gonr Eructations of the Btoihaeli, "Dad tastJ In tha Month B.l'.oas Al tacksi I'al plt.it ton of the Heart, Inflammation oi tho Lnnjg8,Pln ia the regions of t'.io Kidneys, and a huadrpd other palnfol symptoms, arc tho of? eprlngspf Dyspepsia".' ' TUy invlgorata the Stomach and stimulate tho torpid liver and bowels, which render thorn of u-v equalled cElcacy in cleansing tlie blood cf ell impurities, and lmpartin-t new life and vigor to. tho whole system ' - FOIIj SlilX PISlIASES.Eruptlons.Tettcr, 6alt Iihuiu, Blotches. Spot, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Ckirhanclcs, King-Worms, Ecrdd-Head, Sor3 Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scarfs, Decolorations o( tlie 6kin, Hamora lind Diseases of the Skin, ot whatever name or nature, arc literally dug up andcarked out of tUo system in a chorf tirao by ' tlio us4 of these Bitters. Ono bottle in such cases wu convince the most Incredulous of tlieii curative effects. .y.". , Cleanse the- Vitiated Blood whenever you Cud Ita impurities bursting through thcskla laPlnv rlos,. Eruptions or Sores ; cleanse It when you find it j obstructed and bIusrIsIi in tho veins: ' cleanse; it whea it Is foul, and your- feelings will tell you when. Keep tho blood pure aud th? health of the system will follow. , PIX.iTAPE aad oUier WORMS, lurking In the system of so many tliouaa-arts, era effectually destroyed and removed. For full directiohs, read carefully the circular around each bottle. J. WALKER, Proprietor; IL II. MoDOALD 6 CO., Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco, Cal and 82 and SI Commerce Street , New Verio SOU PY ALL Dr.UGGISTS AND DEALEIi s,!tiie!iipj-i-i!M