tv in "v .. , . 1 .---1r-!LA, inn rr - ' ii itumwM "T i.rif-rrrifihlf -J- itifii -ir tnIJ-i ft w i VOL. IV. ALU AX V, OinXiON, DKCEMliEK '0, 1871. m r"i'; f'i i NO. 14. i'i"iu,iaiKii kvu:v sATi niuy, ; tSy l.'OI.L,. VAX L,IiKVff3, ' " T.r.K BUILDINGS, ''i. ... 4 hn l iir !V ixnio'tl'.S m;jlc Aivi:iiTi-iN; ii . Tnm.:i :"-' 'vert eenem s. leu lines or. :-. (ir-ti. s;i!sciuci: hi-, i'.'o'l i tise-.nents invrit.l on tcrJUS. . ;; work. . : Ilrtvinsi ivv- '.vfd now tyvi'. '''t'; "M" co .. ort-A i;Tis. :H-i". a ti v.-.loil ji;''Vr, 'c. -.w ith lm-naiv-i i()cx:'--'i!ii';tl ki Hi'f irint- U LSI NESS CARDS. tb iiu.st ) iivx in :i rii;si-"'i-, nmVilfty vr torf t hi-jiji'- S !...; wvi r l jurt '.Ufv;l in tliis' i: v. '- jttr?t for t!t SJ'Rlirr. ' The i!i. inir :roTtlonur Lit nnrlv!zvi I n-fivt- itml ro'.tv'K for sM.bi-ript on, alv'i-iisiT-.'. ore. t'T 'Ik I! rt: itki; ; I'.hir.i! Siisliu, H;;rri-iM'r r. . i'. Tiinkiiis Ilari'i-nrjr. 'Vtcr li!!!:'.'. JSrowii-svisV. . ii. V lirowr.svi.to. K. K. AVH-Ui s.c!-. T. II. j:;'.vnoI.l -. S.iioi.i. 1.. I'. KWii.-r. Sitn Kr;i!ics-Q. 1:. 1'. I'ort'.-r. Slif l.r-i siaion. KicHlvr A. Wolls. T5:if:i;i Vista, I'n'.k Co iH'SLNLSS CAlli'S. .3. S"2-V?s TJltfUHXTO?", TToUNKV AXn (.rXSKUM AT J . tK-.t; Nil. Ill si root, Uv iwo'.mi Morrin v. AHor. ivvhvsUo tlu ,-. i iiii:;-l. !'i,il:u:il,i)r.,i;OU. Vi!i V-Jii'.'lU'o in s'l'v-riiv.1!!;)'! snt'.M'Soi" courts t ihc s:;:-o. an. I :n :)ic ai-ti :-. nn.t ciivnU 'ii't 1 tho I'l'-iifl S'siio.s. ;ivinuj s;'cial nlli'iiiv tuilu' i!o'iion cil dc'i'.s i"i u.i I'urts i" cn'on, 5 ti '':vinin x t'.i- ii:;rf'-' in !':"ikrnti'y ; wliu-li, siiic-i1 Jin-!:i-ir jiuii - linn- IT t'l 1n- I;iv, i:T.V lx- o' liiiiic'.L ti'eiii iloiit.s .fimtnik-lni prior ! .liimwrv 1. 1 :.. -.vi: hour rtj:ir I to ho jor tcitalii which thv a-"sois uaw finaliv 1 a v. Nm --17i:y 1 1 1. 35. Klt'E, 32. I?., V ki ic:: on Tin: Or. os. a n sn.K i'.-" main as (.x i!A::i) at; i) constantly roc; n i.i:;-a iar c suck of trt'i,f i.-i s:iEI rrovisier.s, Woo l sul. v!ilo.v ware, lou-. o. t :rar.. comVct io:i'i".", V;iiikoe iioiioii. etc. etc.. wi'.niosr.c ;,i "t ici:i:I. opposite JI. V. & ; s tli-il-JT slur.'. Ai'Kiiy, Oregon. lvi J. II. MITCiri I.C. .7. X. IX I. I'll. Allonjiysi mtl 'r.itsi'Iirs tit I.iiiv C( iU( !ITolt IN CIIAXCKIIY ANttTiitX v tors hs a aiiiially. ii1':.-e over tile old pot oiVkf, l i'oul sicoct. i'oriiaud, Ore.jroii. I v4 Civil i.nsrim'er t- nvxyor, iS VV. Ki'Al! KD TO I ;6 81" Ii VK YI.i AX J ciisiiiu'iTin. L".-c impio, ccI"sio;arcj)ja-p;i-s.' or K-f 'i oy mail pi;oruTtJy aticndc.i id. I'csi.lci'oc on Fourth .sticcl, ij)pos:i.' Jr. Tale's AiUi.iy. Orwon. 1 J. c. lt-v. E;.i.. i- Fi-mx. Att4ruy :i;id Counselors at Inw, XI) SOLICITORS IX CIIAXCLKY (L. j. Fiimi no.ary public), AllKiny, Uivson. I'oilectioiis and ctnsvejtuuws pwnuptly at teii.lelio. 1 K. B. ItCJf PlIKKT. Nta ry l'ubl ie. 51v3 J.lIV BACKKXSTO, Aprent, AIba.ny, Oregon. TO MALE AXI , FEMALE . AOEXTS, : To introiliico the eclelraiel t. S' I2ijciCje SCwisigrP o?SacIiine. C2TITCII ALIKE OX IiOTli SHESCAXI 0 the oiv Kbnttie -wjwins iiuu hin in lbi 1 v. ite-I Sisttes l;c'n?o'l to n3 1 he celebrated WiiT! fee I sokl tor le than I0. and ack nowledsed 'v ail to JwtheJmM: fumiiy sow iiiK liiftehints for lltfbt OP heavy wwiug, In the iurket. ontiir ine. Adirc!-s MIX Kit & 1EAISQX", Gen. gt.. 20v3if Albany, uit0'on. .22. '.A.'.FreeIanl, ; EALER IX EVERY VARIETY OF . . :. ...i f IiaiL' u.hruil bofks. to order at short not ice. , Albany, Iec. 3, 1H7D. 4 " I) T ;-'s .if.:' C5 j mm I AM PREPARED' TO HO ALL KLVpS of turninsr; keep on hand unci innke to order riiwblde-letf omed ehaire, and sphi ninsr wheels. Sho Tienr lie. Matrnolia Mills." JOHN M. METZLKR. Albany, Nov. 8, 1SJ8-1 , .: JOHM COF-JSJER, 13 A N K I K Gr AX1 ' v kt iu kct to MAXM'EMS temi'TA" . ns If your heart wis shut inand .moth- ; lutere51 uiU, e ! .."ie Oi ijosif p. i -iin F.heTu'Hi'fi' n Portlands tan 'Kniei.ev andXew Vf)i'!; fur lov, est lines ( ':'' -t io!!su!: deand promptly remitted. ! h'clc;- to II. V. Cornei t, Ilcarv Failii'.iC, ! W. S. La U. , . l flankiiiH' hours-. from S A. M. lo4 R. L - Albany, Feb, 1, A i Valers hi , ., jIoHiinicnts, Obelisks, Tcmba;, ;" . Iload ami lool ttQSs.cs, - J.xccuie.l i. Caliibrniai Vermont and Italian Marble. SALEM. OR El SOX. IIHAIWCJ5 "55i AT ALIJATiV. I liobt i t ilaxwcll Jet "tlown"' the. bar for the liretl oxeti. with which lie had been plowing all day, lo go throujrli. them, and seek on the cool hill sides their night's pasturage. They turned their heads and looked at him with their great mournful eyes a if expect ing a won!, for they wore used to hi voice, the .slow. p:Uient creatures. :ind. liked it as such dumb brutes always d; the voice of a kind master. Hut to night he had no voice for a ny of them. He put up the har after they had gone throuirli, ai:d leaned heavily against . thc'uu. A May siniss't, v;n thiiingcartli andpky; thone.w spring itig grass looked fresh am! green ; a liii!:i. feathery leafage was on ail fhe trees, and a few vi" tlu jn. pears and eherr- trees, had put, on white blossoms- Tf . weMeinrvky was piled high with erimsnn clouds with, close to the hoviou. a bar of gold. A ivllecteil bright ju'ss ihislu d the cast with soft roseate hius wiiieh spread up to the zenith. Ail was a'$ sfiil as the birth d a 'iew world. A tense of wonder ful beauty thrilled through Kobert Maxwell's uneducated p'ercept ion s. Jiehatl no worils for such a scene, no i-N arly dcihiedthorglits a')out it even ; but it moistened his eyes and ijmckeu ed his puises, and seemed to Hood his lite with a rush afdtvams and longings, flow beautiful the world was. There w re xmie- incn hiK -heard who bad pa'Tut'd's'iK-h" srvne-s as" these others who had rote poetry about them ethers who set them to mu-ie, like the songs of the birds, orthc soft plash w the wave-; ; What was his part, of all tins ! plowing tivdav, plant to-morrow! w "that all life held for him.? There rm-t he other u-c. some other meaning, ii" he eou!d only grasp it. 1i" he had no part -or Jot in all this beautv, whv did it a fleet iam so - .hi-t t 1 i I.. !.. ..!. -m ; t reu, au,jw uemgiireu .ana moping i no luuiu mere s a virtue ma; "wxl j cup of tea." ' ; ! J lev patience and gentleness touched him. Jle drew up his chair to the j table, where his father-was sitting and answered her in a solier tone. I 'spoe you're - right, mother, but I'm not just myself to-night."' Then Ik? ate hU s-up'r iu silence, ami airer it vas over, sat lor a few" moments, thinking .silently. At last t he took courage, and opened the suh ! ject of which' his mind whs full, i ' j '-Father. Jlenry Jlobbins is wanting j a pWee, .Don't you think, with vou j to oversee aim. .lie: could do the work j on the farm this M-nunier?'' I MrsMaswell did not speak, but the J sanct r she - was wii)hig fed to thelloor j with a sharp crash. For a full min I nte it w:ia the only sound that broke j t he stillness. At last Ihu old mr-ni ! answered : ; j 'T don't know, Itobert tii tylie he could. I never liked to have ; anv strangers working oa the l ice in my time. 1 did it ah myself till yon were old enough to h;;lp me. and everything has prospered under your hands, Rob ert. Still, uiaybe ilenry Itohbin.s could. DiJ vou think of Jeavhigltbl)-' crt?" . - , , "I don't fccL s-itistteil, father, to be a farmer i! lliis small w&v'. 1 want more, with -, my life. a man to do all I d for. twenty: do'.iars -a moiith. and I want . to see what I am worth some where else.'' Then then? was anotherlongsilcnee. Thc.jholber libi-ln d washing" up her dishes, and came and sat down be tween her son at fd hit hand : her face' very white and her hand ; shaking a lit! ie. Afierawhile the ol.l man reach- d out us.l took one tf the tlkM ie Iieard': the. s.u:id of liors'.s' II. C51AJ.OR - i. - " - : " ----- - j Attoruc-ys ami t'oiiasellors at Law, ALBANY, OR EG OX. I . . - -. , ' ' ' Ontee in Purrisli brick, up s'.ah-s. rr. i j T4 rlT ZJH KaOTJII JEKS, V;jrj ..Dealers i,n AVATCIIES. b&M t lachH, Jen-t-lry, etc, Renairmr of clfK'ks, watches, jewelry, etc., attended to. All work wariiintecl. ' JLZZIFZPIZI & '!HYEKS' SWIKKICAL FLUMES, And enoral 32ill Machinery. ' J. JH)W. sr. n. i j:axk." SiOV & CStAiLl, . I IcaSers in A2.i;Ar;v, (u;:i;o?i, TX VITK "Till; ATTENTION" OF ' THE i. r.in!ic to heir lull s;u-k of the ?;i:esi 1 s.yics in jrem iei ilea's a'l.l youth's 1his, ! sliei'S. suiters, Oxtoi-4 ties, etc.. etc.. as well : as to liu' very latest thin;' out in the line ; of Indie- an I misses ifaitci"s, babnorais. ; X'vport ties, Antoinette buskins umt : many other new en I lashtor.able ftU-s, . just feiH'ivef at the City iioot Sore, which j i hey will sell as rapidly as tbej' can tind ; pnivV.asers who wish lir.t-chisj a;oods at i the ior reasonable rates 1 hey respeet- tuHy invite you to eome ami Ni' their ; stock. Boots", shoes, etc.. nuidcor repuii-ed ! to order, and nil ntirk vxtrrun: !. CITY ROOT STORE, FIRST STREET, First door West f Register I.iild'K. 41 vS CITY M A K K K T, : S'IKST hITIiJtET, AUUTiY, OlSWiOX, j .7. L. IIAUUIS. . i;. B. IIAIUIIT. S. JL. & CO. ; i PRORRIETOIIS. J ILL "ENDEAVOR TO KEEP COX- s.antly on hand afulj, supily of ALL SII?JJ; 1 SIIA1', Wliie'i will be- of the very best qualify. The hh'hcst market price paid for beeves, ho-rs and Pbeep. Thir l door west of Ferry, on south side of First street. .J. L, li ARRIS & Co. Albany, Dee. Ls70-l"v:i KEALKSTATr A" ISSVlSAtXt'EAtiEXT, . ALTiAXY, ORKOON. RENTS C OLLECTEI AX D TAXES PA II) for noh-resi lents and otliors, making out rsil estate rwi-n-rs, etc. Otlice one door above telegraph ofiice. :i:)v:i Albany Collegiate Ensliliilc, - . ALaXAXY, ORtftCifOX. rfins IXSTITCTIOX WILL REOPEN ON I JL Monday, ScTmler 4, 1.S7!, with a eorris : i oi teachers enpa'm; ana wirnist. mstrin- tion -w ilFbe ihoroujfh and pnietical, and ! the system of order unsurpassed. For par- tieuiarsuaares - li. K. WARREN. A. M., President ; Or, Rev. i:. i:.;KAi; ,l). P., Albany. ' Tlic Eyes I Tlic Ears V.B25. T. L. CiOiLKS?, . -V Oei:iisi nml Aurit, Albaify, Oregon. -i n; COLLEN IS A I son of the (noted oid o')i h.limic doctor. S. C. Golden. Dr. liolden has liad cxperientse in twilling the various diseases lo which t be eye and ear are sulijei-f , and feels confident oi tfivhv. entire Hatisiaetion to those -who may place themselves unler his euro. April IS, m. . SSSW-STILE 11 71 UK K. I THE'" IIEMIJILAXDT" S THE MOST POPULAR STYLE OF phoNvfinph. now made. 1 all and sw Jan. 11-13 A. J. Vt 1XT1.U, Aioany. AJL5SAKV II ATM 250irsiH. ' ritllE fNDERSIONEI) YOULD R1C- 1 six-e'tiilly infomi the citizens of Albany and v icinitv that he has taken charge of this establishment, and by keeping clean rooms and lmvuij? strict attention to busi ness exneets to suit all those who lmvU vor hiih with their patronage. liavinj,r tieret olore carried en not Ring but K'irst-clfts Hair fresii SsJloons, wr . j , nnfiro sitttisfsietlOll to I ail. tthildren's and laiies' hair neatly cut 1 and hampKed. 1niI..I,n, ' Sept. l'Jyi JOSEPH LBBEIt. feet, and ioo!;edi;i the distance whence it came. Mau l Du Pay wa sweeping down ;ta- hill. Avith a gallant beside' Ifer.' liow like apart of i he sunset beauty she looked, with its rose upon her cheek.it; radiance in her eyes and hair, her long blue li.ibit fallen low, and 'swinging to the motion of. her milk-white pony, her white plume streaming back on tin? wind, her little hanN. with the dainty gauntids on them :;: much youth, and grace a: id beauty. AT.d the "city chap." as ilohert Maxwell called him, by her side, did not mar the picture. A handsome-, cavalierhli looking man, there was no denying that he showed well reside Maud: but what was he here so much lor They-swept by. Maud's low, siivery laugh, tinkling a response to something her companion was say ing; and a intie cloud, which the hoofs of the horses bent up behind them, filled Kobert V eyes and choked his throat, and added bitterness to his mood. lie glanced down to his hard, horny hand', "his coarse, toil-stained clothes. 1 low well he would look at Maud l)u Kay s side ! And j et he had loved her in a vague sort ot way, whose meaning he had just liegun to lind out, ever since tie could remem ber. Life would not have such savour, he thought, withouther. "And yet. .site, would be unfitted for a farmer's wife, and that's ju-t wiiat he was, a farmer. Then the ijP.estion came again- which had blunted him before could he le nothing else ? Did He doom him? Did God ask hint always to go in and out of these old ways, plow and plant, and make hay, and reap grain in summer, and go back and forth letweeii the homestead and the wood lot, all win ter? Some one else would do as well for them, and he he believed lie had enough iu him to go away and make a cart er which Maud 'would not scorn to share. . .. ... The crimson had died out of the west,, the rose hue j out of the east. A low wind had arisen, and blew mourn fully and slowly j across the fields. Kobert 'Maxwelf's'inoiHl changed with the facecf the night. The exultation forsook him, and something hard,, stern, sullen, alien it seemed to his gns-rous, hearty nature, entered iu and took : pos?ef sioji of him.-"- lle went home slowly, witti heavy footstep" "Tireil, Jiobbie?" his mother said eheer'ly, as he ea.me into the kitchen. Somehow the words vexed him ;. she had said them oftenenough before, but they had never struck him iu just thtit way' till now. "Kobbie!" If she would only remember that be was twenty year old. Sr-Yes," I'm tired, ""be answered ilog gedly. "'Veil, draw right up to the table; I've got a nice cup of tea already for ve; that'll rest ye, and brighten ye up a little.' Kolert Maxwell Huiig down his hat impatiently. "Tea. -J": What notions of life woman liad. He looked at his mother as he had never looked at her before. 'Mother," said he, with a bitterness be hated himself for years afterward, "I wonder it you ever had a trouble that a good cup of tea wouldn't cure ? Things don't go any deeper than that with soine folks." ' "'" ; His mother's eyes clouded, but sh answered him very gently. She felt that to-night for some reason, Le was not responsible for himself. "I have had trouble that went deep enough. JiolM-rfc ; six children that have played round my knees sleep yonder, behind the old meeting house, and to bear and nurse, and-then to loose there's none knows .what that is, but just them that's born to it, and Got! tliat made mothers with mother' hearts. I've had troubles that creature com forts wouldn't help much ; and vet X don't despise this world's good thing. You liavn't any graves when you teel to do somcllihig i on could hu e trembling hands in his own. "We mnt Rot blame Ko1k?:t, Moth er," lie said, trying to 'je.ak: cheerful ly. "What he h'els K:rt unnatural. Other young men say the same, only its come sudden. ..Don't think we blame you. ivobbie. it's all fair and l ight r-only sudden." i Kobert got up and went up stairs. His mother's pale silence, his father's attempts fit cheerfulness, seemed more than he could bare, lie went away to his own room, and sat down by the window. Over aero the meadows, a light was burning, lie knew it was the lamp in "Maud Du Fay's parlor. Was she 'worth all he was making those two old people .su.Ter ? "Was In sure that she would love him as they did ? Was he sure she would love him at all. And iu this untried life, this great world where so many failed, how did he know that he should succeed? What' was he going to do? ilow vagtK? all his purposes were jiHf a dream, born of a sott spring night, and Maud Du Pays' fair face. And for it be was going to overturn the whole fabric of 'his 'life. No, he would not be so mad. This summer at least, should go. on as before. lie would take time to consider. By autumn he should know better what lie could do, and whether hecouJd hear to leave, that old father and mother so many of whose treasures the churchyard already held, and whose all lie was. lie began to think that this very fact, that he was their all, laid on him ;an obligation not to lie avoided, that such success 'purchased at such -'selfish ex penditure, would not be worth having. At any rate lie would wait. And so sleep came to him, and the morning brought him peace and calmness, and sveined to give him back his old self 'again. , ; . ;? Will you see lleury Kobbins to-i day?" his father asked" at breakfast, with an anxiety he strove to conceal. Not to-day, not at present. My plan was sudden as you said, too sud den to be wise. 1 have given it up for a time at. least. IwilLcarry o:i the plac; for awhile longer.'' The old man's facet i cleared, but he dWnot.s)cak,'only Kp!eit Jvlaxwell's mother 'got up and silently kissed him. No young Hp could liave been inure fond could any be more dear? , , Two clays after that, news came to him of Maud Du Pays' betrothal to her cousin the -city bred young man whom lie had seen riding beside her in the Maj twilight, This was an unex pected blow something which, know ing the man was her corisin, he had iiever feared.. 1,'hc newspank deep iii toliis heart with a dull, dumb pain. She never would have cared for him their never had. it was well he had not gonti avay and left those' two who did love him to mourn; , After all, perhaps the existence of , plowing and planting, was all he was good for. Fate had placed him- rightly gauged his capacities better than he could have done himself. So he ?ttled Iwek into his , old groove.? with a grim, resigna tion which was hot yet; content. Still he felt himself at ;odds with 'the lite which did not oiler him what he want ed. When autumn came, and it w; time for him, if at aU, ;to make the changes he had planned iu the spring, he was surprised to feel that the ine.i nation to. make it wa3 gone. Some healing miuitry, call it of nature or of grace, Gpd knows, had been at work in h'u soul ; and unconsciously to him self throughout tlte jougsmnmer tlays, arid swift, short, summer night he had been learning the) sweetness of duty, pure and simple duty, done for it pwnsake;" he had began to ask him self, not what he wished to do, but what lie ought to do. and he1 felt that in tin? very fact of hi b$iug " to thos two who loved him a .their, all on earth, God had called him to certain duties on which lie would. .neveiv again feel tempted to turn his back. -Ileeoii-ciled at least to the ' appointment of Heaven, he wa at peace also with his own soul, and a new light caiiie Into his eyes a new vigor anil manliness into his life., He could think of Maud Du Pay in these days without pain. There would always be in his heart for her the tenderness a good man leel.s for a woman once beloved, but whether she Mas his or another's, he could reckon her loss or gain, among the "all things he.va.s contented to leave with Heaven." lie had heard in the slimmer that she was to be mar ried on Christmas, but lie heard no more about it afterwards. Her prep arations were going on, he supposed, but he seldom saw her. He had never spoken with her more than a passing good-day, since her engagement. . . One afternoon, in November, he brought houie from the village post oilice , a bundle, of papers, his New York Daily anions: them. Sittinir bv the fire au tu ruing : them over, ; liii eyes -were. caught by :tha heading - in, large letters : i-Uiother (Treat 'Fonjwj. 1 le "began to read :ti k? article with t ho kind of careless half interest people in the country feel in the excitement ot the city which cannot touch them per sonally ; but suddenly he started. . up,, clutching the paper tight, and strain ing his eyes over it as if he .doubted his own vision. The name of the crime-stained bank cleric; was Maud Du Pays' cousin and betrot hed lover. Thank Heaven that , no mean selfish ness stained hif? soul in that hoih He was honestly, and heartily, touched ,at the thought of 31a iid's sorrow. Poor" girl! If there were only something lie could do to aid or comfort her. Jle took his hat and went but, 'with some vague purpose of ottering , his lielp, which the fall wind shattered as it blew across his brow. Of course tliere was nothing he could do he could not even .-peak to her on the subject. Her grief would bo sacred and, liad he not been used this many a mouth to the idea that he was nothing' to her any more? .. - rt ill he went on, in a purposeless sort of way towards her house; vrent on, until lie saw a slender figure com ing a if to meet him. under the leaf less maple boughs over the dead and rustling leaves which lay thick u;xu t he wood path. He had" meant to pass with just a "good evening," but she put out her baud to him, and lie look ed into the fair still face, the words came before he knew it to his lips : "1 have seen it all in the paper, Maud, and am sorry." " Yes," she said gently ; " It will ruin him, I am afraid." "And you? 1 thought most of you. You were to have been married so soon." ' Not to him," she said, hurriedly, "never to hiin. That was done with two mouth ago. I had never loved him. It was vanity which made me consent to marry him. He was hand some and gallant, and he promised me all the things . of this life, lint I found after awhne, that none of them would pay me for myself, mid 1 told him the truth." Something in her hurried, earnest tones, of the swift color of the cheek, or her shy, half-veiled eyes, or all to gether, gavodtobert Maxwell courage, and he said holding her hand still : " "It was because 1 had none of the good things of this life to promise you, Maud, that I dared not to tell you how dearly 1 loved yon and always shouid. You seem too bright and fair to settle down here, just sis tlie wife of a 'Cau noiiville farmer." ; . , r , "But if I like that best ?" she said softly. -and. 'her liauil stayed hi hi. And so Kobert 31axvell won hli heart's desire. ,'i'here are some souls that I like to think, dear children of the Heavenly Father,' who learn easily the lessons He set them ; who do not need over nnih chastening; ready to take the lowest seat at feast or synagogue. There is a Diviue and approving ten derness in the voice which says": " Friends, come up Higher." 1; ' be by the mule's head ' to order him." ! "Oh ! - yaa," say dim. "Then probably i am the man. Wa'll, I'll do it, but yon are to bet ten against my live, if I risk it" "All right," epioth tlte S pure-. "Now tliere i? ii fly on your shoulder. Stand still. And Johnson adjusted the : mule. , : - ' ,-. , "Whist. Jervey, " said lie. The mule raised Iris heel withsucl velocity ami force tliat Boggs rose in ? the air like a bird, and alighted on all fours in' a innddy ditch, bang Up against a rail fence,. ; ,, , ,... ...... ; Kisingiiift tower of rage, he ex-' claimed: "Yaas that i smart! I, knew your darned mule couldn't do it.. You had all that put up.' I wouldn't be kicked like that for fitly dollar. You can just fork over, thenx ere stake . for it. airy way." . "Not so fast, Jim ! Jervey did just Achat 1 said he could ; that is kick it, tTV"tilfa mail without its hurting him' You see th mule is iwt injured by the operation.-. .However, if you are not, satisfied, we will try it again as often aayo'u wish." "' c. -uij-.b; ' ; vThe deuce take yon, " growled Jim. . "I'd rather have 'a barn fall, on me at. onee than, have that i (Titter kick me -again, Jveep the stakes, but don't pay , anything about it." And &gg.3 trudged oil in bitterness ; of soul, . rnunnlu'in'5 to himself ."Sold by thunder," and kicked by ainule!1' ' :r ;' - .li A Btemaricable. Boy.; ' Jll i Hi liiekHl by n lule. Jake Johnson Ikh.1 s mule. There was nothing remarkable in the mere fact of hi being - the possessor bt such aa animal, bus -there, wiis r something ix'culiar about this . mule. He the amninl-eould'kiek highev, hit hnnlev on the ; slightest, provocation, and .acfc uglier than any mule on record. , , . ., One morning, riding his- property to mrket, Jake met Jim. Boggs. against whom he , had an old but .concealed, grudge.' lie' knew TSoggs' weakness ia' in bragging and letting, Uteretoie he saluted him accordingly'": "H6w are you, Jim? "Fine dnorn ing.".; ...... . ... ; , v "Hearty5 ' Squire." , replied Jim. 'Fine' weather. 'N ice ' mule that you luive.w.AViU he do tobet on?"t ... "Bet on? Guess he will do that. I tell you Jim Boggs, he's the best nu!e in this country." ., '.-.. "Great smash ! I that so ?'v ejacu lated Jim. m 4 'Solid truth" every word of it. Tell you, confidentially, Jim, I am : taking "him down for ,;-betting purposes. ; I let he can kiek'a fly off from any i nan without hurting him." ; '-,! y,;vi J: 'Now, look here, 'Squire," said Jim, 'I am not a jetting character, but I'll bet you something on that my self." 5 v ; " r '" 'Jim. there's no use ; lout bet, I don'tAvant to win your mouey." I . "Don't be alarmed 'Squire, I'll take such bet 9,3 them every time.?- ti; ,-.- ."Well if you are determined to bet, I will risk a small stake say live dol lars." . . ;. :;. . ..-.' ;.'.-. .,'.,4 , . j.:,.ri- A11 right, 'Squire,' you're my man. But 'who , will lie kick the fly off i There is no one here but vou and I. You try it," ' I "Noi' ayya, Johnson. "I luue ; to If there was anything fanner Bogles ' rettUy dejightetl in, it was to secure the ; attention of some one while he spun a yam -about tlie tmteness ot his boy" Tom. "Ah!" said BogSe, one day n , he had fairly fixed his auditor, ' "Tom is the most remarkable boy you ever set eyes. upon; he's like, his old .dad-you,.. fan no more sarcunivcnt him than you cm a woodohuck. You recollect that ; choice apple-tree down under the lull, . Ijeside the stump fence ? Well. I was mighty savin' of them apples I can tell you, I forbid Toin'touchiu' 'em, as they brought a higli price. 'in market, and " -very one told ; but he would get 'em in spite of me. It was his way. you know, and all possessed couldn't stop him. )ne day 1 caught the scape grace up in the tree, stultiri' hi Kick with the fruit, and I determined this time to punish him for it. - "Thomas, my son," says I, "jour father's cabin' ye come down." I thought I'd be sort of persuasive, so it would fetch hiin ; , but he smelt the rat, and didn't budge an men. "I can't dad," said he, "these pesky -apple are in the way,"" "Tom," I continued, sternly, for mj dander began to rise, "come down thi minute, or 111 cut down the tree, and let yer fall." , You see my poor limbs wouldn't permit my shiniu' after the boy, sol had to take other means. "Oh, no you won't, dad," says Tom, "only, think how you'd mourn if jTe couldn't sell the apples to stuff the old . toad skin." : That. was too much to have" my own -boy acc use me of such parsimunny. tSo what iloes I do but git the ax, and cut ' away, at the bottom of the tree. ! "Tom Thomas," I cried, a the tree was about half cut off, "will ye come 7 down now and save yourself?" ,A 'Never mind, dad," says, he, "I ain't spiiin." S'lfc was no use ; I couldn't .1 bring- him that.wiiy; and so 1 chopped away . at' the tree, till at last it began to s waj ' and fell to the ground." -s a; ':: r,. "Whit! and cruhed your own boj' ?" ejaculated his horrified, listener..- '. ;.? ; i;.- ;:-; i. '. -; "Notby a long chalk," replied old Bogles', wnkiug knowingly, "yon couldn't come its over Tom in any such way. What had he done but crawled on a limb; and, while I was choppin' y at the bottom of the tree, he had been cuttin' oil" the limb with hi jack-knife,. ; and when the tree fell, he was still u; tliere on the JimbP' i ; : v , . ., - , . t - . TWo young Princes," the. sons of Archduke Charles of Austria, h:ul a ; warm li)uto in the presence . of no less a person than that of the august . Emperor himself. Greatly excited, one said to the other. " You are the greatest ass in , S ienna !" Highly of fended at a quarrel in his presence, the ! I - it. , Linperor ; liiterrupteu - iuem, saying, . with indignation. "Come, come, young gentlemen, you forget that 1 am pros- - ..... ... . eut. An excited compo.-itor in the ' Kto York World ofiice i responsible for the statement that "there are H)0,(XM) homelc-ss ieople in . Chicago,'? f When our susceptible English cousins,; in , their eagerness Tor news of tin? ealam- -ity.. read this,. they.swil bs, in a con- . dif ion of stupefied wonderment a'"to, . " 'ow many hihliabitant the ; blarsted city, contained If any 'pw.'.' . .,, .? s. An unsophisticatexl parent In Porfa moutli, N, ,H.,i oliservetl .with pain- that his first-born had no teeth, and hastened to remedy the ... "deformity" by purchasing a fifteen-dollar set ' of molars, which' he handed to the nurse, with the remark,that tlie Ixiby shouli hi't suffer if lie liad to wear only one shirt a week. - ; ' Mrs Partington says the only way to prevent steamboat ' explosions iv to make the engineer "bile the water ashore. In her opinion, all bustm' is caused -by "cooUing the steam" on board. , ----- Qne of our prominent grocers lias a sagaclou? dog who never sees htilf n l:irrel of flour weighed out on the -scales but lie goes and puts one foot on . the platform, carelessly looking out to avoid sn?pici,ou. . ' , '