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The Drunkard nnd His .Story. 1'rom the ew York Fire Point's PI ' oitfihf J'ffi't'i U sclcctwl the follow ing story from mil life : A f'.w Sundays since, at niorninj serviee, one of the " lno-t kraikii sstHHiiinons of humanity that ever jjreeteil iny vision came stnrfTiri"; in to the chajiel of thelloueof Industry. Ui-5 wild and frightful looks, nigged and lirty, beyond description, and face bruised and swollen, rendered liim an. object of disgtnt and terror. Jle seemed to look at thei"hi!dnui with wonderful interest, occasionally nint fering to himself. ' lJeutitit'iil beau tiful! O, that mine were here!" He detail hour or two more, and then, with a long and earnest look, t tagger .d out of the chapel, and w ent up to the dark "valley of the shadow of death" Cow Bay. As the bell rang for service in the nfternoom ami while the children were still clustering together, the same wild looking man staggered in once more. He surveyed the faces of the children with the closest scrutiny, and at length his eyes rested on two bright eyed little girls, who wire singing one of their little hymns.- He sat im movable as a statue during the whole service, gazing intently sit the faces of the two children. " The services closed, the congrega tion dispersed, yet he lingered, and the tears came coursing down his face thick and fast. Di; s. asked him what was the matter. A HewUderl ltililteer. I met Rev. Ie Witt Talmage. re cently, and he told me. a story which is rich enough to reproduce. Talmage is the new Beeeher of lirooklj-n, and in person U tall, slender, lank ami cadaverous but cheerful and genial I am a drunkard ! a outcast ! homek'ss and penny. Once i had a friends father. niotlh-r. children, and hosts of loved and respected me wretch ! an without a home and wife and friend 4 who Time passed on. audi became a drunkard! One friend after another left me; still I drank on, anil down, down 1 fell. Father and mother went down to graves with broken hearts. My poor wife clung to me when all others de-s.--rted me. 1 still drank on. pawned one article after another till all was gone, and when .my wife refused to give me her wedding ring, which she had clung to with the tenacity of a ieath grasp, I felled her to the" earth, Jon: off tiie ring and pawned it for rum. That, the fatal blow, maddened her. and in desjiir she drank, and to gether we wallowed in the gutter, i'enniless. wc begged our way from Vermont to this great city. Here we hired a small cellar, in a dark and dis mal street, and sent our children out ; leg. Many a weary da- we spent iu that dreary cellar, while our chil dren were wandering in the street liegging. for their drunken parents. About forty days since iny little chil dren went out tu beg, and from J. hat time to this I have not seen tnem. Without food or lire, I clung to my Usnial abode till hunger forced me out to search for my children. My degraded wife has been sent to JJlack wciiN Island as a vagrant, and alone I went to the Island, to the house of Inform, to the Tombs, and iu despair 1 wandered to the Five Points', and Iwr the last few days I have lived in Bay. among the lieggar.s and thieves. To-day 1 saw two' .children who, if they had not looked so clean .and .sung so sweetly, I wouid have c-illed them mine. Oh, would to God tliev were ?" 'Tell me the name." said Dr. withal. He is the homeliest gyod looking man I ever saw. In conver sation he is witty and brilliant, ver satile, and, it is safe to add, not ex actly what would be called sanctimo nious. When thoroughly waked up by social attrition, he is full of mim icry and all pleasant facial and man ual capers, anil if he were to sav grace at my table I should be filled with apprehension and perspiration least he should therein crack a joke about the pancakes. We met ,twas on a steamboat. His eyes sparkled with vivacity and his tongue wagged like the walking-beam. And when our heads were swimming with the eil'erveseent champagne ot small-talk, Talmage fired off hi's story : .Iob"llooer was a schoolmate of mine ; my vis-a-vis at table ; iny chum in Divinity college. He was a born blunderer. He never oienc-d his capacious mouth without landing therein his siable foot. Job was pious overwhelmingly pioin. His piety sometimes seemed to devour his syn tax. He was more reverential than grammatical. He was a Methodist, job vu- and he was always getting into verbal scrajie. One day lie went out into the country to preach ami I went with him. He stood up and laced the audience for the fust lime reiwug on impromptu inspiration, lie took his text, he said, from the xxth chapter of Genesis, which relates how Esau sold his birthright unto Jacob for a iot of message !"' At this an nouncement a smile rippled around the congregation, and 1, in the pulpit behind him, warned him with a loud h m ! 1 observe," he siowly con tinued, '-fit in the manner which the text is received, that I must, have made some mistake in quoting the holy record, .but I will repeat it, in order'": her he spoke very deliberate- j ly ami thoughtfully, "in order that if j tliero le any heedless anil profligate I young nun iu this congregation." he may hot do as did this unworthv son j spoken of in the sacred book, and go ami sell his birth-right tor a pot of message!" ..At' this point a blunt old deacon jumped up, and waving his hand deprecatingly. said, There ! there! young man ; that'll do ! that's enough message !" There was a broad and general laugh and little more preaching, and the dull Job didu'tdis cover his blunder until it wa explain ed to hhn i;i the sleigh. Cr. Jlvdu: ter Daiii'K'rat. Tlie lublieii Ji?Vtel. A little boy in Leicester was in duced to sign the Hand of Hoie Pledge. J i is father was a collector, and one day a publican called upon him lor the purpose of paying his rates. In the course of conversation it came out that the little boy was a teetotaler. "What !" said the publican with a sneer, "a mere boy like that a teetotaler V" "Yes sir," said the bo v, "I am one. "And you mean to say you have signed the pledge ?" ""'Yes, sir, and I mean to keep it, too." "Nonsense," said the publican, "the idea ! why, you are too young to sign the pledge." The little fellow came up to him quietly, took him by the arm and repeated his words. "Well, then, suppose 1 came to your house to buy a pint of beer, would you send me about lfiy busi ness because 1 am so young "r" "Oh, no," said JJoiiiface, "that is quite another thing." "Very well, then," said the noble little fellow, with triumph on his face, "if I am not too young to fetch the beer, 1 am not too young to give it up." The publican was defeated; lie did not want to argue with thebov again. HARDWARE. NEW FIRM! NEW BOOKS. Y1YIS. &. CO. Have, just rocei vert n l:irrf and weil select ed stoi'k of HAIt I All 12 , Such as Farmers' & Mechanics' Tools, I r-10SISTIN; OK ANVILS, VirKS HI -T -j lows, hummers, sle.luvs, saw pHnes. cross cut ami mill saws; together with a larc , AvvoimioT or iuox axi steel, Nails, springs, axles, 1 himhle-skeins, bolts, etc., etc., tie. A well selected stock of' saoKi:s,. nuns, Bent rims, shafts, ioles, hickory axles, etc. AH of which are now offered to the pulj 1 ic ill low rates. As we msiUe tin? business :l specialty, we can and wiil kiien a better assort men t, at lower prices, than any house iu this citv. Agents Wanted, ', Also.r-cei vini: and openin;?; a iar-Jre and j splendid assortment of I WOOD AXJD WILLOW WARE, Which wo oii'er at re .luce I rates. W. II. Kl IIS c CO., Monfeith lire-proof brick, Kirt street, r March 11, 70-J7 FIVE TO. FIFTY DOLLARS A 1 A It 15 Y AGENTS, WHO SELL TIIE FOLLOWING SEW AND ELEGANTLY BOUND AND WlIKKF. THK "kVS AUF. AI.I.GkV tii.ks." A very , pretty wittiiism was lerietniteil by iion. Schuyler Colfax, after his first visit to Salt J,nki? City. The Xlornionsare aeeiistonied to speak of all classes of people outside of the church of "-Latter-Day Saints."' as they call themselves, "as outsiders and .enti!es" wft:renees to -Gentiles"' are not" always the inot coni pliinentary or respectful either. Salt bake City has n' large, population of jewish citizens, aiiiojig the outsid ers." ami of these Coif ix said. "Suit Lke d'ty is the. onlff (nci in thu trhrld xchnrt all the. Jefrtfhjre d'entiit' and ail the tS'cJnt.-i arrj s 1 Cannot, Sin. A vomit; man we will call him honest Frank who lovcil truth, was a clerk in the oiiiee of a rich merchant. One lay :i letter came, recalling an order tor ;oo.ls, whicli had ?een receiveil the day before. The merchant handed it to honest Frank, and with a jut suasive smile, si id : i "Frank, reply to this note. Say j the goods were shipiKvl before the receipt of the letter countermanding the order." "I cannot, sir." "Why not, sir?" asked the mer chant angrily. "Jiecause the goods are now in the yard, and it would be a lie, sir." "I hope you will liKAL ESTATE Eicitl S:ilc l!r!ter.( and j BHAIJCII " OFFICE, ALBA1IY, OR., . pKNKKAI, LAND ACKNCV tot: OKK j M iron. i;-,ta')lisiie l.iniy, l.s;s. Aiiouic.e I Ml '.ere general iiiiorma: ioa concerning t hi resources of i (recoil can be obtained free ! of charge. J j Loans neurot iated on first mort rjv.ro, real I es'.ale an i collaler.il seourii ies. 'i liavi ! for sale a :ar.e amount of pronerty lojaU'd ; in the Town of Albany. Also, "farinmjr i lan ds, il"i!vi'-y description, locale.1 in Linn ! and o; her count ies in thisSiate. always be so the merchant, uid going and I will see." in a few moments two interesting little children were lead toward lihii. At the .eight of this fearful looking mm they shrank hack. The poor nun sprang to his feet, exclaiming. They are. mine I my. dear children don't you know your poor father ? Come to me children. Father loves you ; he won't hurt' yon." lie readied out his" arms ; the little ones were timid at first,, but they .soon climbed upon their father's knees, while, the tears were streaming, down bis face. Kiss your poor drunken father my children." ; Utifc the face of the man was so black and filthy, hot a place could be found. Soon they forgot the dirty face, and remembered their poor -degraded father, and each entwined 'their little arms ; about his neck, and k Used hi in. .The elder one said, with a voice that touched every heart: Father, we are so happy that we waul to stay.- Won't 3'ou come here and live too, papa ? What makes you drink so? Dear papa do sign the pledge, and not drink any more. A kind friend found iw in the street begging, now we are liappy. Do papa, come and live here, and be its good a i you used to be. , The fatlter's heart was overwhelmed lie sobbed and groaned aloud. For more than an hour they sat together, Mil at last the old man arose, still dinging to his children, and exclaim ing, "The pledge!-the pledge! I will never drink again." a J gave , him the pledge, and from that hour he has kept it faithfully. Jle is now a man engaged in business, earning ten dollars j-er week, and none recognize the well dressed man who still board in the; house the degrad ed original whose portrait can still !e .seen at the House of Industry, de guerreotyped in its striking deformity and s piallor. (Jvklan Rule. . particular," replied turning upon his heel away. Honest Frank did a bold, as well as a right thing. What do you suppose happened to him. The -merchant was too shrewd to turn away one who would not write a lying letter. He knew the untold value of t-uch a youth, and at once mado him his confidential clerk. To Citizen 1 Albany, And vicinity, and to the owners of nail es- tal: We line this method of callintr vonr I attention to ovir place of business, llav- ts determined to open a branch oilice in ; yourciiy, we can od'er you a medium for j oiiiainiiir purchasers one that is appre- ciared J- buyers, as it saves them much j time and labor in searcliin-r lor w hat tl-ey l wa:if. Our principal aires icy, at i'oriiund, j Ore.ncni, is tliorouriiiy 'taiiilv:d. and tin omce so weil turn isiiir.l lor riving lnlorma tion upon l-eal esJaie that it: ail'ords the most ctnuplele facial ies l'or'ah parties hav inir bur-ine-s in our line. You incur no expense in placing your proixuty on sale with us unless a. sale is made. O.lice, Kir-t strKt, near teleni-.n.h oitice. .JDII .'N C. M ION DKX 1 1 A Id, Avrent. Albany, March 23, 7C-'2iv3tf Wasliington, nnd Its lut;ic lluild ins. trounits and statuary. With a diagram of the House of Itepre stii tat Ives and S.-naie oi the I'niur.t Soiies, thirly-ilie sieei euravin.rs, and eiulnv pares of description and hisioi f.al tvaJiuI; matter. A wtiiiph' of tliia luiwisi.m- btMiIc will be sent tothe.Si.5 wishhi ' lo act us aenis. lor two dollars, and live .-tamxs for return postage. TheC;reates! Cabinet of ISirds, Ani mals and Kepi iies, both Native and l'oieign. ever pi; Dlisheci. This eleirant volume contains ta-r 'in -hini'J,; i cii. id ptai ,v, and is a book nac led and uric fill in ev ery tami.y. It is of iui'o size and handsomely bound. A sumpu of this work will be sent Jo tiioso who desii toaet as arenss for three iloiiars and live stamps for return posiae. EXAMirJE TH!S L!ST Of new lioo'is. anv one of which we will send lor one dol.'ar. They are ail bound and illustrate 1. Hook of 5oO I'uzzies. Coui tishiji made Llasy. Henry AVardf lecher stiys : " r sometimes go musing along the street to see how few people there are whose faces look as though any joy had come down and sung in their soul. I can seethe lines of thought and of care and of fear money lines, shrewd, grasping lines out how lew happy j lines! 'The 'rarest feeling that ever! lights the human lace is the content- i ment of a loving soul. Sit for an hour ; on-the steps of the "Exchange in Wall street and you .'will behold a drama which is belter than a thousand thea tres, for all the actors are real. WlIIlMI IM YOJT' PlIEFKH. "It you prefer the keg of lager or the bottle of wine to me," said .Mary, 'just take them to the Alagi.strate, LIV EllVf. and get married to them." do you mean j' said Doctor F- A bachelor say that all he should tt-k for in a wife would" be a good temper, health, good understanding, agreeable physiognomy, figure, good connection, domestic habits, resource amusement, gixnl spirits, conversa tional talents, ,-elegant manners nion-t'.l 1 here is a young lady in Camden, stiiaymg Latin, bhe had a Ix-au. He asked her what sic transit yloria mundi meant. She. translated it : "Come and ee me on Monday." . Hft; went and bad a goodtim. The old folks were out. "was the President of a Southern college, who professed to be very grammatical in the use of lan guage and tlu fore expected his pupils to be also. Playhjg cards was strict ly forbidden onthe school premises; but, as is alwajsthe case, this law is often violated by the students without being detected. A mmiher of fresh men collected together iu one of their nuinher's room, and were enjoying a game of euchre, when a knock was heard at the door. Who's there ?" one exclaimed. ."Me -"' was the laconic reply. VVho's me?" "Pro fessor F " "You lie! Ha, ha! I'roessor l" wouklen't say 'me ;' h'ed'say it is I, sir !" The old Pro fessor turned his hack and went oil", knowing that they had him there. If an editor omits anything, he is lazy. If he speaks of thing as they are, people are mail. If die glosses over smooths down the rough points lie is bribed. If he calls things by tlieir proper names, he is unfit for the position of an editor. . If lie does not furnish his readers with jokes, he is a mullet, if be does, he is a rattle head lacking stability. If he con demns the wrong, he is a good fellow; but lacks discretion. If he let wrongs and in. juries go unmeutioned, he is ; a eoward. If lie fails to uphold a pub lic mau, he does it to gratify spite is a tool of a clique, or belongs; to the "out-i.V If he indulges in personali ties, he is a blackguard; if he does not, Ms iiper is dud and insipid. , At an examination by a Scotch min ister of his tlock, previous to the : ad ministration of the cotmiiunioiu a man was asked : " What kind of a man was Aila m !" . " On, just like ither foulk!" The minister insisted on hav ing u more special description of the first man, and pressed for more expla nation. Week" said the respon dent, "lie was just like Joe Simpson, the horse-eouper." "How so ?" asked the minister "Veel. naebody: got only one thing by him, and mony lost." . ' "What John. " Tllf Iflwit X c-n-.- T .1....?- ..,., "."I' ll.iu 1 Cl . L HJtl I V, .1111, , a young man to come hero evenings ' chewing cloves to cover his breath, i and bide .Mi's habits ot drinking, if vou like lager more than you love mo, just marry it at once, and don't j MyH!! w. divide your affections between wo- I man and wine or a woman and lager ; love and liquor have no af finity." - " Why, Mary, how you exclaimed John. . FEED A'S SAIK Ai.r.AXY, oi:i:iox. EARTE8 & KI.EISIKICK, rijoritiEToits. 100 picture?. Ait of inaK- ui":;love. j How Gamblers Win. 1O0TI tricks I with cards. l''orOjne Teller and Dream IJook. Horse Taming. Ilow to Flay ioker to Win. llv lo Mix WOO Drinks. Piice $ i i-o. The Art of Xetter W riting. Secrets Worth Knowing. . A guide to the manufacture of medi cines, perfumery, soaps, dyes, wines, lor ilials, popu.ar buvom..jcs ; "niaiiuiacturers secrets, and many oliiers. Kugues and itogueries. Ventriloquism Made lasy. ae Dull IJook. I have known vast quantities of non sense talked about bad men not look ing you m the Tace. Don't trust that conventional idea; Dishonesty will stare you out of countenance any day iu the week, if there is anythlnr to be got by it.. - - - If love of human life cemented men as the love of money and whisk v does the rummies, -the law would riot be long in deserting the ruin-shopsr in stead of fostering and , supporting them.1 ' j ; , .. , Subscribe for the ltEGtTEK fK AUK JtUIKlAHEI TO FldtMSII If the public With mat turnouts in the way of ;'i:a and Carrini's aitil I'ast .'tofli, I On the most reasonable terms. Our livery I is all new, ami of the la'est styles, and we I shall take pri le in fjivinfr our patrons as I iu-at and re!iah!e an out lit us ejm 1 ol- ! tained iu the State, talk!" Horses hoarded at reasonable rates, by l tlu wiik or uionth. Hacks and earriaires furnisiieil for iar- Ves, I mean what I say ; unless ! tlt-'? Vu'- - , '. v , .' , , J ' "'"v- A share ot puv)iu iatroiia te is solicited. I5.l!Ti;KS & MEKKICK. you sign uie juetige ana keep it, you had better not come here again.'' John did sign the pledge, and he kept it, and he married Mary. : AIakivo Otiikks IIatpv. A mothet who was in the habit of asking her children, lietore they re tired for the night, what they had done that day to make others liap py, found her twin daughters silent. The question was rceated. : "I can remember nothing good all this day, dear mother, on lythat one ot my schoolmates was happy because she had gained the head of the class, and. I smiled on her, and ran to kiss her ; so fhe said I .was good. This is all, dear mother." The other spoke more '-timidly : "A little girl who sat on the bench with me at school has lost her little brotherj I saw that while she studied her lesson she hid her face in her book and wept. I felt sorry, and laid my face on the same book, aiid wect with her. ,She then looked up And was comforted, and put her arms around my neck; but i do not know why she said T had done liergooUr : r "Come to my arras my darlings !" said the mother ; "to 'rejoice - with those that rejoice and weep .with those thai weep is to obey our bless ed Redeemer?'; '.-v.- :, . One day while President Lincoln and party were dining at Krie, a certain gentleman .oticred 3Ir. Lin coln some wine,, and rather rudely tried to force it iipon him.' Mr, Lincoln replietl, ''I have lived fifty years without the use of any intox icating liquor, and I ?do not think it worth while to change my hab its. Ml ' AUwrty, Dee. IT. rs7vl J ill litis. ETC. Murder in ASEmny nASXKVKIf VKTIJEKN KNOWN, no threatening of it at present. Ecutii VN1 Is n thinjjf wdiich sometime must befall every son and daughtcrof the human fam ily ; and yet, At id -day, Of your life, if disease lavs ids vile hands upon yon, there is still 'a lialm in ;ilead," by which you may bo restored to perfect health, and prolong your days to a miracu lous extent. , ; Ily calling on 'Bi V. ESI J.I. & SOX, AVith a preseription, where you can have it compounded by one experienced in that iwrtiuxiinr line. Also, constantly on baud a jjood assortment of fresh drills, pati'nt metlicines, chemicals, paints, oils, dye stuffs, trusses, etc. Agents for the C'clebrnieil I'iiK Vel IJemeily, Or. Oregon Hheumutic Cure ; Dr. I. Jayne & Sfns meilicines, etc. Spenen's 1'ivsitive and Negative Powders kept in stock. Also agents for the iroiwi; Mjitttla Kw1m;j 91acliiue, One of the most ttsefnl pieces of household furniture.extant. Call and examine. It. C. UlLJL & SON. ,- Albany, June 10, 71-40v3 TS1E FAIWIEUS' UXIOX : r o 33lo use, ; At Slacdcl's Station, ; WILT. BE 1NREADINESSTO ltECEI VE if ni in on and after Ausjust 15, 1871. Will be furnished wit li cleaning and ele vating machinery of the most approved construction. - Sucks win le furnished.and the highest Albany priies win be paid, in i ChmIi, for rain of All lilnil.s, ; Terms for. storage, etc., made known on application at the warehouse. - ., av!3ui:l AL.MON WilEELER, Lessee; We have in press a large list of books for the holidays. All communications must be addressed, V aSiiutosi Il'icblisinK l'ouiiany, J-ocl; box ls;, 'Washington, 1. 1). . "v-t C - - 6,666 T - SiiTko usaiiu SixHMlrGu & Sixty-six gtamiard Eeccils, Selected from : The Best French, English Rus sian, Japanese and American EUREKA CbMPOUNiDlNa CO., . Of Wasliiiatoii, 51. Villi PREP AItEI Ti TWA. lilUIERS lor' tlieir i-e.e!rated compounds, or win send the receipts ho that any person can make their own eom)ouiid,an'd retain t he formula. The Company's en-euiar eon tains ., -I r." -i j -.. 'j Honsii, cattle, shkep asd OlSliASliS, Con Nsj, CROUP, UVSIi NTIiRV, CKAVIiL, itllEUMA. T18M, IV ARTS, ' FK KCItlJjES, IMLE ., I'liTTliR, TOOTHACHE, C1IIIS. WORMS', BHUiSKS,": B U R N!S, Ri N i; V OR 31. l"li IA N8, SORE AM) WEAK. EVES,' ETC. CouinotPids of 'tii 5 above, or any other desired, will le sunt, for one dollar for one article; ot two will he sent tor I .Mi. Re ceipts for compounding, with fntl diriiic lions, r0 cents cacti, or three lor 1. If von want lo know how to make Ronr bon,apple, Irish, ScHth, wheat or sorghum wliisky; blacklx-rry, cherry, cognac, gin ger; peach and raqberry--brandy ; sixteen kinds of vinegar; black, blue, green,-red and indelible ink,; cider, sweet and spark ling: fourteen kinds of beer blacking, in paste and liiiuil, for huniess, carriages and all kinds of leather ; dyeing, in every shade and color: shaving poap, to promote the growth of hair; varnishes of twelve varir eties, and every other iwnixinml iu gen eral nse, send itt'ty .cento and atamp tor re ceipt. " ' ' "' 1" " "' ' ' ' All goods warranted a represented. " Send 8tamt for circular. All communi- t-ations must be addressed to r Eureka Vnip;nHiity Co., ? . Room No. May's building, ' 7v4 Washington, D.C-' .PATENT MKDICIXKH.: THE GREAT " 1L00D PURIFIER. An Infallible niooo rtniFlEn, possf-B. ins raro toxic and xsckvixe proiicrtics a certain euro fo iihelji itism, bout, relicalgia. aiid all kindred Diseases. It completely restores the system when im paired by disease, revives the action of tfco KID.VEVH mmti GE.tlTAL OKUA.VS. radi cally cures scnoFtxA. salt bheiti. ' and all i:hlixivk and cittaxeoim Dis eases, gives immediato and permanent relief in nvsii:rsiA. euvsipclas, Tumors, Boils, Scald Head, tflcera and Sores; eradi- . catcs from the system all traces of llercurial Disease. It id PIlltELV VEGKTABLE, being ZDlda from aa herb found indigenous in California, It is therefore peculiarly suitable for uso by females and Children, as a blood t:i- FIEIt uJ nEOV;lTOII. j For Sale by all Druggists. CEBJJtaTOK, HGSTETTER & CO. AGENTS, CCO and 531 Market Street, Saa Francisco. Tiso Great Medical Discovery ! Dr. WALKER'S CiLIFOSNIA VINEGAR BITTERS, 32 IIandred3 cf Thousands of, ' Bear testimony to their Wonder co . ful Curative Exl'ects. s" WHAT ARE THEY? or; S Z l4-i I ssS fit ws&tfi&e&mw si? - i- x MM THEY ARE XOT A VILE 3 5 S ' I - FT A r 1 If rr-.lmt,.r s- r i-HM V V U ri I j rv ft-.? Mado of Poor Itni!!f WiiiNke;-, Vroui Spirits nutl H,cl"uc I,lqu4tiH doctored, Fplced and sweetened U pleua-j tha taste, callaJ Ton ics," " Appetizcrp," " Ilestorei-o," jlc. that leait the tippler on to ilrur.kcnacs3 and ruin, but are a trao Medicine, made from the Kativo Hoots anJ Herbs of California, tree i'rour ttli AIcohiic .Stimu'.nnrs. Thoyare ftotJItEAT HLOl 1U1IFIE1C nnd lil FE tS I V1N(J VUIN CIl'IE a perfect Ucnovator aud Invisorator o tlie SyBtcn:, carrying p"a!l poisonous matter and restoring t'.io blood to n healthy condition. So person can tal:a tlicso Bitters accordias to dircc tion aud rauiainlon unvel!. I"r IiiIIa.i!iiii:i t ory und Chronic Ithcu inntiaui nnd Jout, I-sictiu. or Indl srestiiMi, ISilioun, lvccnittcut nnd liitcr nittcnt Fevers, Diseases of tbo 1'lwod, JLiver, Ividueys, nml Illailtlcr, f.icso Hit lers liavo been inokit successful. Biicli Dis eases arc caused by Vitiated lllooil. wliic'i Js Kencrally produced by dcranifeiueut of Iha .IJisrestive Orsrasis.' UYSPEPiSIA (Ml .INDIGESTION. Headache. Tain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tight ness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructatlor.s o( the Stomach, Bad tasto in tha Sloath Bilious At tacks, Talpitutlon of the Heart, Innam-.r.atlou oi the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful 6yniptouis, ara tha oil springs of Dyspepsia. Thny Invigorate the Stomach nnd stimulate tha torpid liver and bowels, which render them of un equalled efficacy in cleaufcinjj the blood of all impurities, and imparting now lifo and vigor tj the whole system. FOE StilN DISEASES, Ernptlons.Tcttcr, f-alt Rheum, Blotches. Spota, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Bine-Worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Decolorations ol the Skin, .Humors and Diseases of the Skin, oi whatever nam 2 or nature, era literally dug up and carried out of tha system in a short timo by the use of theso Bitters. . One bottle In such cases will eonvince tha most incredulous of thcix curative effects. Cleanse tha Vitiated Blood whenever you And it impurities bursting through thoskin Inl'hn pies. Eruptions cr Sores t cleanse it when you find it obstructed and sluggish la the veins; cleanse it wlifen It is foul, and your feelings will tell you when.. Keep tne blood pure and the health of the system will follow. P1X, TA IE and other WOKHri, lnrklna: In '(lie eystcin of so many thousands, arc efTectnallj destroyed and removed. For full directions, read carefully the circular around each bottle. J.WALKER, Proprietor. B. H. McDONAXD & CO., Druggists and Gen. Agents, San Francisco Cal , and S2 and Si Commerce Street, New Fori SOLD BV ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. .'ALU ANY- FOUNDRY And a: 3X achine Shop, A. F. CIIEKKY Proprietor, AI.HAXY, OltKGOX, Manufactures Steam Engines, Flour and Saw Mill Macliin- Cry,;;,, . WOOD WORKING " ..:. " And - . ! AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY, And all kind of IStON AX BRASS CASTIXCJS. ' v.-ti-' I r,,r.; ...r4 1 i'.-iir.- i . . Particnlar attention paid torepoirinjr att kinds of machinery. yt '