The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18??, October 21, 1871, Image 3

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    STO V KS 1 N SI ill A N CE. ETC.
TIIK OLD STOVE DEPOT.
IKV GOODS.
Dealer in
-4
t o v i - i
COOK, PAKLOU AND BOX,
FURNITIIHE:
i lio lest i terns.
An I ilio n vud
KtJs :o le ol i
wai;k.
iiwrfin "uf t" furnishm;
hie. I in u tin s.iiiv.
on ro:i oiiii'ili1 J"
an 1 pi'imipity e.eeu;e.l.
int.
I liurt t-v-eKoJiIi-sr1 lositrtVientlsi,
KK;.)NT STttKKT. AIJIANY.
tii:
(urn
sax KiiANi iSv'o stoke,
r l ii-st aatxl r'rrj- . Allmii
liirs constantly im l:aid
A 5'uH AKKor:mitl of Movrn,
l'iiiiipi, aiKi Tinware.
Ami will have for su e the ee'.e?mte A
DIAMOND ROOK COOK STOVE.
Also i:.;muliictmv all kinds of
iis.t orr:: k u 1 1 r. t : s ikos waih:,
Iji tlu- )es; stylo, a lowest rates, for casV.
or ; ry produce.
Always on linn 1,
Full Suj ply if 1'iue Wines &. Liquors,
For medicinal purposes only.
A well se'oiH-d stock of
J IOC K R I KS A X D Cli OC K E H Y
Will ahvuv'K' found at my -stablislmient.
I w iil sell a'. I fjoo is in my houso, for
-r yro hue on doM very, cli- a'.HM' lh:m
before oltVre I in : lii- niarkcr.
AH kin .! of iv'-a:ri
no u-e. :im 1 en ire sa i--t;iei
nt mv i(iv ai.i tin s:ore.
NoV. l;Hl .IV1.U S (iliArWOHl,
ash
Vt'C
lone
. ion
warrantee
raw ii!
A KlUeis in Snvm Nlise.
v
1 7 IV I O TV
Fire and marine Insurance Company,
No. iVl an I 4 IS California Si .
HAN' KlIAMIStO, CAT.IFOHXrA.
I.. Ill l. K, K. Young. J . KiirroHH.
BLAIN,
YOUNG
& CO.,
WIio.vsjslc imtl tletail
DRY WOODS.
i
i
II All I WAIi 12,
boots, kiioes, etc.
C, ME ALE Y,
DEALER 1ft
ttlc3L
lUi A IM UFACTURER
Of
FURNITURE
n oL
Ca."bixiet Warc?
Corner of
First and Rroadalbin Sts..
ALBANY, OR.
" They Who Have Nothing' for Sale
are Farthest from Market."
A. CAROTHERS & CO.,
WHO KNOW Till TO BE TRUE,
Sl'kstuokk. A new theory of this
disease has recently been put out by
some eminent physician, which we
rhink well sustained by fiets., It is
that the light and heat combined pro
duce through the. we ti e delett rintu
elfect- oii the brain, and that, it" tlie
eve 1-e proin-riy bailed and protect t-d,
rlie e.lVvxt wil: hi no ut't Ij.; produceil
on th; I rain u-i in oixJiniiiTun troke.
l'liis would geem consistent with the
tact tliat, in Turkish bath? and other
ui es of heated air, we safely bear a
much higher temperature, with no
such effect. We have al-o noticed, in
our own ea-e, that the first effects or
symptoms of sunstroke are produced on
the eyes, producing iLislies ot iigutuiitl
im impaired, vision mteruauy, witn
very unpieaant rcllection Iroin ?ur
roundino' objects. It is also true that
the effects may le nailially or wholly
averted by keeping something cool or
wet on top ot the head during expos
ure ; nut t ins may produce its eliect
on the nerve of the eve, as well as on
the whole brain.
Arc
now kccj.in -o
iviu;
St II 1 1II8
a.ddit;tiii
c usta
to,
The Largest Stock of Goods
USUAL TO THEIR TRADE
ABOVE PORTLAND,
And
AT SUCH PRICKS
That
Purchaser. Shall be Satisfied.
TOC'!IIENIX; A Youxg Gkkenlanw-
KK. llie lather of Matthias was a
stern Artie parent, and brought up his
son in the wav he -hou!d tro. When
tlie dreaded southwest was tlriving the
breaker high over the rocks at Ciash
haven, he would place his son in the
kayak (canoe), and throw him into tlie
sen. the little tellow, with the douo
le paddle in his hand, would watch
ni:ji oppertunity, and right hunselt as
he desi:ended arid then triumpliantlv
padtlie tlirouli the boilinr sea to the
ntrie luiven where the eanoes land.
People used to say to Matthias, "You
will drown your boy," to which this
sar iiunter ot seals and white bears
replied, "litne ooy cannot right a
kavak in a stormy sea, he cannot kill
a seal, and it he cannot kill a seal, he
cannot live in Greenland, in which
ease he ini;rht just as well die."
KtofUt:olders IndivitlaiRlly Liable.
Ciisli capital, in irol.l coin, -I':posit
in liX'.on", - - - -
$7."O.00O CiO
50,000 CO
losses promptly ami rqufCnfcly nl
j.js'.il, :iail
PAID IX t)Ll COIN.
I with
COMPANY TTAVINC COMPLIEP
IheliUVjof Oregon, ny uia!nn a
-liosit of fifry llionsan.l .loliars. is now
prepared roeiicct insumnce auainst lojor
liiimac bv lire, an 1 aiso :esiiisv marine
and inlmiv'l i!!ivi,;a;ion risk.s, on lilienil
terms.
(iTSTAVK TOUC-IIARD, Tresi trnt.
Cil vs. 1. II."1-.J, isecreiury.
J. C. MENDE2JHALL, Agent, Albany.
Albany, 1S71-1S
Gl t- f i:.N 1 EUl'iilSK.
Agcs:f for 411 S4i!n?x of
AGR1CUTURAL IMPLEMENTS !
I!V GOLD FOR 1 DO
XIc Ccst Clia-.icc yet Offcre!.
lAJQK AT THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT.
C, ;oi,i t-i. iieii!KS ai:i
)J-t5 to tlio:se lKsfore a:ivrl ised, making
this drawing the most att.ietive one ever
offered lo the pn'.de, and all for one dollar.
Xtie Ieople'j ie:!i! Muslenl Festival
liiti i n; rpri-iC,
To ta'ce plate at the Me. ropoittan Thesifre.
in Hivcramenio, lX;to'.Jer 1st, IS71.
Tii-.krls tif afttn'.v-urti, vn '.Ut lar, wldc.li will
entitle tlie hoi. ler to any one of the follow
ing fnf'iH Hiat may bii awarded to it.
1 10,000 'i ickefe VI ill bn Mold.
Any person can spare a dollar for ftuch u
chance.
I-aii'liotilsii
ATTI2.VTIOIY PAID TO
OUDEltS OF ALL EIKDS
Besides a Large Stock of
im:s C K EMICALS,
mvpitv iirniniiirc
rAltril ISltuiuiratwj
Pafnts,lh e Stuffy and Oils,
I The 7 keep
Yankee IVotionw,
lt.XGI.AM LAXD IjAWS. 111 no
other couJWry in the world is there a
land system like that of Eusdatid
There are count ries where theptasant
own the creater part of the land as
in brai'ut, Jiolffiuui, and Switzerland;
tliere tire countries where the laud is
the property of the sovereign : but
there is no country', save Knglatid,
whin e the land is owned by one class.
tanned hv another, and tilled by a
think The greatest danger growing
out ot tins state ot things is seen in
the fact that there is no great body of
small laud-owners in tlie rural districts
with the power, the will, or the inter
est to gainsay tne win or me masses
in the towns. There ai-e 5,000,000
land-owners in r rauce, who have the
conservative instincts which always sit
tend ownership ; but there are only
30,000 land-owners in tlie whole of
Great Britain. They could not stand
for a moment against the hreath of re vo
lition. The reform act of 1337 placed
the destiny of the country in the hands
of the population of the towns and these
eople only await the hour and the
man to begin the exercise ot this iow
er. uiad.-tone may he the man, ana
the next session of Parliament may be
the hour.
SK WIXO MA ( '11 1 XL'S.
And the
Celebrated
ISaiu
Wagon
m'wnijiiv nt. jtriz ft, mtvmg which is ci
ut MS20.000 coin.
These gift a will, at the concert, lie award
ed to the holders of liclie.s in l lie same
manner as ar the concert priven in Sun
Francisco in aid of the Mercantile Library.
nn fi-ift in tT. S. srold coin S20 COO
-n irift. in II. S. nold coin 5,000
One edit in VJ. S. oid coin 2,500
One. cift In tJ.S. iro'd coin I. itH)
Twogiftsin U. S.old .-oin, $1000 each, 2,000
v.io-lt crifla in 17. Si. irold coin, "00ea. 4J,X
Tiivntv rifl in 17. S. irold ctlin. SliK)
each.. .T 2,000
SOOziftHin IT. S. jrold coin, tl-) each... 4,CO0
400 gifts in U. S. sold coin, 10 each . . . 4,000
One u-ift A m at house and lot in the
flourishing city of Vallejo, valued 1,800
inffft.-NrMit house and lot in val-
lejo, valued . - 1,800
rinK cri Vrir lionsn and lot m Val-
lejo. valued ,'200
One gift Neat house and lot in a!-
leio. value. i 1,200
rmoiritt ;Lt, bouse and lot in Val-
lejo valued .......... 1,200
One Kift Neat house and lot in V al-
leio, valued - - - - - 1,200
16 gifts 1 line building lots in Val-
iejo, $800 each - - 12,S00
17 gifts 17 line building lota m Val-
lejo, valued
Twenty-six other valuable gifts 8,io3
Hlx. Ilnndrcd and Xinety-nlne tiiCts.
The Odd Fellows' Bank of Savings, at
Pacramento, is the repository for the deeds
of all the real estate, and also all moiieys
received for pale of i ickets, and its officers
are duly authorized by the managers to
deliver all gifts to those holding the win
ning numliers.
RESPONSIBLE AGENTS WANTED, to
whom a discount will be made, equal to
that of any similar enterprise. Topersons
remitting diroet, eleven tiekets will be sent
for 10: 56 tickets for $0 ; or 116 tickets for
100. We thus make it an object to persons
forming clnbs. ' . ,
The drawing will take place under the
nupervision of a committee of well known
and refnonsible citizens of Sacramento.
"Address all orders to
FELCH & CO., General Managers,
$-ttl No. 45 Fourth street, Sacramento.
BLAIN,
YOUNG
& CO.,
FIRK-PROOF OEUCK,
ITriit Htrect,
ALHAM, ORJSttOX.
JUST RECEIVED
FROM S. F. AND THE EAST,
THE: liARCiKKT LOT
Of
IV?av sxncl Elegant
EVER BROUGHT TO ALBANY!
itt
Finest Tobacco & ligars,
WOSTENHOLM'S COH-EKY,
Sl'ICES, rERFCMEll V
(All kinds),
TOILET SOT.
Axeciote ok Wiiitfif.lu. Glad
stone, in his lite of V hitheld, gives the
todowing incident, illustrative ot tins
distinguished clergyman's eloquence
and power :
" He was preaching before the sea-
men ot iew xorK, wnen suuueniy as
suming a nautical air and manner that
were irresistible, he thu-5 broke in
with, 'Well, my boys, we have a clear
skv, and are making line headway
over a smooth sea before a light breeze,
and we shall soon lose sight ot land.
lint what means this sudden lower
ing of tlie heavens, and that dark
ciouii arising irom oeneain tne Hori
zon? Hark J Don't you hear distant
thunder? Don't you see those flashes
of lightning? There is a storm gather
ing ! livery man to his thity ! now
the waves rise and dash against the
ship ! The air is dark ! the tempest
rages : our masts are gone : me snip
is oil her beam endi: What next?'
Thii appeal instantly brought the sail
ors to their teet, with a shout: 'ine
long-boat ! take to the long-boat!'"
ANP-
dance
A few weeks since the Kev. Dr. M.
. -m t m tl T il .1.
pastor ot tne itign nurcn xwipust
con"Tcir:ition in one ot the thrivinf
cities of New .Jersey, rcceiVeu the fol
lowing note: 'Dear Doctor You
would greatly oblige one of your pa
rishioners if, at an early day, you
would preach on Kcelesiastes ni. last
clause of the thinl verse, "A time to
UFUAM.Y OBTAINED IN
A STRICTLY
DRUG ESTABLISHMENT.
KO ABTICI.K 01.I
Bat what is
Guaranteed To Be
JUST AS REPRESENTED,
And
Miist Too
Arctic Soda I
Am C AROTIl I'.KS & CO.
On the following Sabbath
evening the doctor created quite a sen
sation in hi3 congregation by reading
the note, and adding: "When I shall
have become hilly satisfied that the im
portant duty of dancing is neglected in
my congregation, rest ttssured I will
give all needed admonition on the sub-
A Fable.- A Young man "once
picked up a sovereign lying m the
road. Ever afterward, as he walked
along, he kept his eye steadily fixed
on the ground, in the hope of finding
another. And, in the eourse of life he
did pick up, " at different time.3, a gootl
amount of gold and silver. But all
these days, he was looking for them,
he saw not that heaven was bright
above him and nature was beautiful
around. He never once allowed his
eyes to look up from tlie mud and filth
, 1...t. l.S. -... n.,rl
ill wiiieii ne sou" in. jus ukkuic, uiu
when lie died, a rich -old man, he only
knew this fair earth of ours as a dirty
mad to nick no money as we walked
along. Theodore Parker. .
A happy retort wos that made by
Hon. Frehnghuysen to Ixtrd Morpeth,
during a visit of the latter to this coun
try. Jjorci Jttorpetn, lining ins glass.
asked Mr. F. the pleasure of taking
wine with him. Mr. F; declined, re
marking that lie had aboudoned its
use. You are more than half right,"
renlied Lord MorDeth. mixing some
water with his wine and drinking it
about 'hsilfaud half." I see. my
Lord, "said Mr. F., eourtously, tliat
3rou .are jtist hmf right r
Two ciarars and two mugs of beer
per day, and a big dog all tlie year
round, cannot tail to keep a man poor,
See the sack open before you buy
what is in it ; for he who trades in
tlie dark o-sk to be cheated., ...
UUMOROtJN.
A traveling clergyman once opened
a prayer hi thepuhlic with Oh Lord
Thou knowest that I was in Europe;
last summer." ' v
Prisoners luive to " come te tbe
scratch" in a New York police oonrtv
i lie court, room ueing iiuwhw wmm
Ueiis. "
Peoria is described as the'doe-gor-' -
dest place in Illinois, the police hav
ing made away with one thoasautfc
canines during the summer.
A bachelor says all tie should ask.
for iu a wife would be a good temper,.
neaitn, good understanding, agreeable-.
physiogomy, ligiu-e, gooil connections,
domestic liabits, resources as omuse-
ment, good spirits, conversational tal- -cuts,
elegant manners and money ! -
A Western woman who tried to pro
cure a divorce on the gruond that her .
husband was "a fool," failed of her
object, as the court thought the prece
dent would be a dangerous one.
"What sustained our sires during
their struggle for liberty?" was what
a Pedagogue asked a boy, and wos as
tonished when tne hoy saiu. "tueir
legs, sir!"
People say iron natures never weep,
mid yet we liave seen whole rows of.
cannon in tiers.
What U the difference between a
bare head and a hair bed? One flees
for shelter, and the other is a shelter
for fleas. . .. . , ,
Lately, in Philadelphia, a mm And",-
his dog were brought before the police,
conn ior committing an assault on a
young lady. The latter said tlie dojffv
had bitten her.- The court sternly said
with a severe look over his specs;
"Where did the dog bite you miss?"
The damsel blushed, hesitated, hid her
face, and stammered out: "On the
left drumstick!"
Go it, old fellow," said two idle
scapegraces to an honest laoorer at
work '.'work away while we play
sow and we'll reap." ' Very likely,.'
my lads," replied tlie old man coolly.
" I'm sowing hemp." .
John B. Gough telU the following
story, though the joke is at his own
expense. Once, while on a lecturing
tour through England, he was intro
duced to a village audience in these
terms : ' -
Ladies and gentlemen : I've the'
Tonor to introduce the distluguisnea
lecturer, John B. Gough, who will ad
dress in on the subject of temjienince-
i. ou know that temperance is thought
to be a dry subject: hut to-night wis
will listen to our friend, the horator, .
from hover the hocean, we may 'ope
to 'ave the miracle of Sampson repeat
ed, and to be refreshed with water
from the jawbone ot a hass.
A famous Judge came late to Court,
One day in busy session, whereat the
clerk, in great surprise, inquired of
him the reason. "A child was born,"'
his Honor said, "and 1 am the liappy
sire." "An infant Judge?" "0"
no," said he, "as yet he's buta crier.'5
Josh Billings" says : ' The mewl i
a larger bird than the guse or terke ; it
has two legs to walk with, and two
more to kick with, and it wears it3
wings on the side of its hed.
, A Duluth paper says one of tliff
streams running into Lake Superior
from the mouth is called "Temperance
river," because it is the oidy one of
the small tributaries of the lake tliat
has no bar at the mouth of it..
Knott and Shott fought a dnel. The
result was that they changed con
ditions. Knott was shot, and Shott
was not. It was better to be Shott tfham
Knott.
"Mother," said little Ned, one
morning, after having fallen out of
bed, "1 think I know why I fall out ot
bed last night. It was because I elept
too near where I got in." Musing. a
little while, as if in doubt, whether he
had given the right explanation, he
added: " No, that wasn't tlie reason.
It was because I slept too near where L
fell out." '
A western editor offered his weekly
paper for one year as a prize for the
largest watermelon. Tlie critical 'etisy
made no award until he had received
three hundred; melons of the Lu-gest
Discretion is the better part or valor
Tom and Arthur have been rude to
their mamma. .Mamma lias com
plained to papa, who is heard coining
up stairs. Arthur " I say, Tom,
here comes papa ; I shall pretend to
be asleep." Tom " 1 shan't: 1 shall
get up and put something on.'!
A good, practical education, includ
ing a good trade, is a better outfit for
a youth than a grand estate, with the
drawback of an empty mind.
Always- be good natured if you cau
A few drops of oil will do more to
facilitate the movement of the most
stubborn machinery than rivers of vin
egar. V ;i . , .- - . ,
vIt is a difficult for' revenge to act
without exciting suspicion .as for a
rattlesnake to stir without making a
moise.
The Salem mills have bought 130,
000 bushels of wheat. They are now
paying $1 15.
... 44 From the lowest depth, there Is a
path to the loftiest height!" wisely
anitli rtnrlvlo
The .public debt was reduced $13y
453,620 daring September the largest
reduction of any month this year, ''
King -Louis of Bavaria lias forbklden;
all . officers in his army from joining;
the Masonic Order. .
Coloriel Dowing, Chief of the Cfoeror.
kee Natidh, has married Miss Ay res,
a wealthy and educated lady of Phila
delphia. ..
... ' i u . ... . ..i, i '
A tunnel is to be dug under Lake
Erie, a mile a half from shore for the
mrpose of supplying the city of Cleve
and, Ohio, with-pure water, after the
mariner of Chicago. : ,;, '
Twentvhree persons in" the single
SUite of iowa, liave had limbs ampnta
ted "by . their,.. reaping macliines thi
I season. . ,
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