VOL. 2. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1870. NO. 34. ft JVltoij tyistex. pCblissed itmt Saturday by COLL. VAiUCLETE. OFFICE 6.1 COBSBR OF FERRY AND FIHSTSTS. TEE.MS- One Tear Six Months Single Copies -IN ADVANCE. . Thrco Dollar Two Dollar! .' -Ten Cents ADVERTISING RATES. Transient advertisements per Sqnaro of ten lines or less, first insertion, $3; each subsequent Insertion, $1. Larger advertisements inserted on the most liberal terms. JOB VOKK. Ilavinjt received new type, stock of colored inks, cards, a Gordon Jobber, etc., we are pre pared to execute all kinds of printioo in a better manner and fifty per cent, cheaper Mian eror bo fore offered in this city. . . Agents for the Register. The following gentlemen are authorized to re ceive and receipt for subscription, advertising, etc., for the Register : HIRAM SMITH, Esq Harrisburg. Judge S. H. CLAUGHTON Lebanon. PETER HUME, Esq ..Brownsville W. R. KIRK, Esq " E. E. WHEELER. Esq Scio. T. H. REYNOLDS, Esq Salem. Geo. W. CANNON, Esq.- Portland. L. P. FISHER, Esq 'Frisco. PORTLAND CARDS. E. F. RUSSELL, Attorney at Law, RDSSELL Real Estate Broiers Portland, - - C. P. FERRY, Notary Public. i FERRY, : Collecting Agents, - - Orcg-oa. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO THE Sale of Real Estate, Real Estate Litigation, and the Collection of Claims. Office, North-west corner of First and Wash ington Streets, Portland, Ogn. feb26-70-23 s. p. SMITH. THE BUSINESS CARDS. A. WHEELER, otsxr-v JL xi 1) 1 1 BROWNSVILLE, OREGON. LEGAL INSTRUMENTS OF ALL KINDS made an I attested. Conveyances and col lections attended to. I2"69 THEODORE BTJRM ESTER, i TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, GEO. B. COOK. OCCIDENTAL, - FOK-UKKLX "Wos-torxx Hotel, . Corner First and Morrison streets, Portland, Oregon. Messrs. SMITH A COOK have taken this well knowu house, refitted and refurnished it throughout, built & large addition, making thirty more pleasant rooms, enlarged the Dining and Sitting rooms, making it by far the Rest Motel in Portland. A eall from the traveling public will satisfy them that the above statements are true. SMITH A COOK, Props. N. It. Hot and cold Baths attached to the house for the benefit of guests. 60 Portland, August loth, 1869. Tlie Box Tunnel. BY CHARLES READE. ik. Albany, Oregon. Uefice In the Parrish Brick. 23 o J. HAii0.j Attorney and Counsellor at Law, ALBANY, OREGON. FFICE On Main street, opposito Foster's Brick. 1-69 Ililtabidcl & Co., DEALERS IN GROCERIES AND PRO visions, Wood and Willow Ware, Confec tionery, Tobacco, Cigars, Pipes, Notions, etc. Main street, adjoining the Express office, Albany, Oregon. 1 E. A. Preeland, Tk EALER IN EVERY DESCRIPTION OF I W School, Miscellaneous and Blank Books, i btationery. Gold and Steel Pens, Ink. etc. Post office Building, Albany, Oregon. Books ordered from New York and San Francisco. I S. H. Clang-bton, NOTARY PUBLIC AND REAL ESTATE AGENT. Office in the Post Office building, Lebanon, Oregon. Will attend to making Deeds and other convey ances, also to the prompt collection of debts en trusted to my care. I J. H. MITCHELL. - J. . POLPH. A. SMITH. Mitchell, Bolph & Smith, ATTORNEYS asd COUNSELLORS at LAW, v Solicitors in Chancery and Proctors in Ad miralty. Office over the old Post Office, Front street, Portland, Oregon. I corner op Front and Washington Streets, PORTLAND, OREGON. X. P. W. Qnimby, .... Proprietor. (Late of the Western Hotel.) THIS HOUSE is the most commodious in the State, newly furnished, and it will be ths endeavor of the Proprietor to mako his gueate comfortable. Nearest Hotel to the steamboat landing. ;SSr The Concord Coach will always be foul at the landing, on the arrival of steamships ar river boats, carrying passengers and their bat'- gage to and from the boats free of charge. Ifotue tupplied ici'fA Patent Fire Ejrtiiujuishert. COSMOFOL.1TAI HOTEL. (FORMERLT ARRICOSl's,) Front street : : : Portland, Oreg-on. THE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING PUR chased this well known Hotel, are now pre pared to offer the traveling public belter accom modations than can be found elsewhere in they city. Board and Lodging OO per day. The Hotel Coach will bo in attendance to con vey Passengers and baggage to and from the Hotel free of chnnje. 3. B. SrRENGER. JAMES A. WARNER, Civil ISiisineer & Surveyor. IS PREPARED TO DO SURVEYING AND Engineering. Uses improved Solar Compass. Orders by mail promptly attended to. Residence on 4th St., opposite Dr. Tate's residence, Albany Oregon. nI9-6m POWELL. X.. FL13CN. Powell &. Flinn, ATTORNEYS A COUNSELLORS AT LAW and Solicitors in Chancery, (X,. Flinn, Notary Public,) Albany, Oregon. Collections and conveyances prompt? attended to. I F. M. KEDHKLD. P. W. SPINK. F. M REDFIELD A CO., CONSTANTLY on hand and receiving, a large stock of Groceries and Provisions, Wood and Willow Ware, Tobacco, Cigars, Con fectionery, Yankee Notions, Ac., Ac, Wholesale Retail, opposite K. C. 11 ill A son's drag Office Oregon A California Stage Company, B. G. Whitehocsb, Agent. 2tf JVew Columbian Hotel, Nos. 118, 120 and 122 Front street, PORTLAND, OREGON ED. CARNEY, PROPRIETOR. The Largest, Best and most Convenient Hotel in Portland! Located in the center of business and near all the steamboat landings. Board and Lodging1 From one to two dollars per day according to the room occupied. Rooms newly furnished and well ventil ated. Superior accommodations for families. The New Columbian Hotel Coach will be in attendance at all the landings to convey pas sengers and baggage to and from this Hotel 17 jZSEf- Free ot Charge ! -f?:3j. 69 nu store, Albany, Oregon. 5oct9 ST. CHARLES HOTEL, Corner First and Washington Sts., ALBANY, 13. BRENNER, OREGON. Proprietor. WITH A NEW BUILDING, NEWLY Furnished throughout, the proprietor hopes to give entire satisfaction to the traveling public. The beds are supplied with spring-bottoms. Tha fable will receive the closest atten tion, and everything the market affords palaila to guests will be supplied. jan29-2I FRANKLIN MARKET, Main street, - Albany, Oregon. ITIeats of All Kinds, OF THE VERY BEST QUALITY, Constantly on hand. . 30-6m Q. B. HAIGHT. ALBANY SHAVING SALOON. ST1HE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING OPENED J a New Shaving Saloon, on First street, Al bany, Oregon, invite all those wishing a Clean Shave, Hair Dressing, or Shampooing, to give mm a call. J. H. BACKENSTO, Albany, April 2, 1870.-30 AjLDAIYIT ' BATH HOUSE. rrHE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT- JL fully inform the citizens of Albany and vi cinity that he has taken charge of this establish ment, and, by keeping clean rooms and paying strict atttntic 3 to business, expects to suit all o who ma favor him with their patronage, Waving heretofore carried on nothing but First-Clama Hair Dressing Saloons, he Pec to give entire satisfaetion to all. - 7 r . JUBKfU 1VEBBER WyI9y2 - NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. LADIES' EMPORIUM. MRS. A. J. DDNIWAT, DEALER 12? FasMonaWe Millinery ani Fancy Goofls. Follows Dress and Cloak Making' in all their varied branches. BLEACHES AND PRESSES STRAW GOODS In Latest Style and best manner. The 10:15 train glided from Padding ton, May 7, 1847. In the left compart partmcnt of a certain first-class car riage were four passengcrj; of these two were worth description. The lady had a smooth, white, delicate brow, strongly marked eye brows, long lashes, eyes that seemed to change color, and a good sized delicious mouth, with teeth as white as milk. A man could cot see' her nose for her eyes and mouth, but her own sex could aud would have told us some nonsense about it. She wore an unpretending grayish dress buttoned up to the throat and a Scotch shawl that agreeably avaded the responsibility of color. She was like a duck, so tight her feathers fitted her ; and there she sat, smooth, snug and delicious, with a book inher baud, and a sovpeon of her Bnowy wrist just visible as she held it. Her opposite neighbor was what I call a good style of young man the more to his credit since he belonged to a corporation that irequcntly turns out the worst imag inable style of young men. lie was a cavalry officer, aged twenty-five. He had a mustache, but not a repulsive one; not one of those subnasal pigtails, on which soup is suspended like dew on a sbrub ; it was short, thick, and black as a coal. His teeth had' not yet been turned by tobacco smoko to the color of tobacco juice ! his clothes did not stick to nor hang on him, they sat on him ; he had no engaging smile, and, what I liked the dog for, his vanity, which was inordinate, was in its proper place, bis heart, not his face, jostling mine and other people's who have none ; in short, he was what one oftencr bears of than meets a young gentleman. He conversing in an animated whisper with a companion, fellow-officer they were talking about, what it is far better not to do, women. Our friend clearly did not wish to be overheard, for he cast, ever and anon, a furtive glance at bis fair vis-avis; and lowered his voice. She Seemed completely absorbed in her book, and that reassured him. . At last the two soldiers came down to a. whisper, and in that whisper (the truth must b told) the ne who got down at Slough aud was lost to posterity, bet ten pounds to three that he who was going down with us to Hatb and immortality would not kiss either of the ladies opposite upon the road. -'Done! Done !" Now I am sorry that a man I have hitherto praised should have let himseli, even in a whisper, to such a speculation : but "nobody is wise at all 1 hours," not even when the clock is strik- j ing five and you are to consider bis pro- ! tession, ins gooa iuoks, ana me tempta tion ten to three. After Slough the party was reduced to three ; at Twyford oije lady dropped her handkerchief; Captain Dolignan fell on it like a tiger and returned it like a Iamb;" two or three words were inter changed on that occasion. At Heading the Marlborough of our tale made one of the safe investments of that day ; he bought a Times and a Punch; the latter was full of steel pen thrusts and wood cuts. Valor and beauty deigned to laughed at some inflated humbug or other punctured by Punch. jow laughing together thaws our human ice ; long be fore Swindon it was a talking match at Swindon who so devoted as (gptain Dol ignan he handed hem out--he souped them hebrar.died and chochiubaled one, and he brandied and" burntsugared the other. On their return to the carriage one lady passed into the inner compart ment to inspect a certain gentleman's seat on that side of the line. You have seen a dog meet an unknown female of his species; how emjresse, how expressive he becomes ; such was Dolignan after Swindon, and, to do the dog justice, he got handsomer and hand- There was a sound of hurried whis pers, the door was shut and the blind pulled down with hostile sharpness. If any critic falls on me for putting inarticulate sounds in a dialogue os above, I answer with all the insolence I can command at present, "Hit boys as big as yourself," bigger, perhaps, such as Soph ocles, Euripides and Aristophanes, they began it, and I learned it of them, sore against my will. Miss Haythorn's scream lost a part of its effect, because the engine whistled forty .thousand murders at the same moment ; and fictitious grief makes'itself heard when real cannot. r Between the tunnel and Bath our young friend bad -time to ask himself whether bis conduct had been marked by that delicate reserve which is supposed to distinguish the perfect gentleman. With a long face,real or feigned he held open the door his late friends at tempted to escape on the other side impossible ! they must pass him. She whom be bad insulted (Latin for a kiss) deposited somewhere at his feet a look of gentle, blushing reproach ; the other, whom he had not insulted, darted rcdhot daggers at him from her eyes, and so they parted. It was, perhaps, fortunate for Dolignan that he bad the grace to be friends with Major Hoskyns, of his regiment, a vet eran laughed at by the youngsters, for the Major was too apt to look coldly upon billiard balls and cigars; he had seen cannon balls and linstocks. He bad also. to tell the truth, swallowed a good bit of the inessrooni poker, but with it some sort of moral poker, which made it im possible lor liosKvns to descend to an ungcntlemanly word or action or to brush his own trowsers below the knee. Captain Doliguan told this gentleman was j h;3 story in gleeful accents ; but Major Hoskyns beard bint coldly, and as coldly answered that he had known a man lose bis life for the same thing. "That is nothing," continued the Major, "but unfortunately he deserved to lose it." At this the hot blood mounted to the younger man's temples, and bis senior added, "I mean to say that he was thirty five ; you, I presume, are twenty-oae." "Twenty-live tion; he told her of the action that had. been commenced in her name; she gently shrugged her shoulders, and said, "How stupid they are!" Fmboldened by this, be begged to know whether or not a uio of distant unpretending devotion would, after a lapse of years, erase the memory of his madness bis crime. She did not know ! She must now bid him adieu, as she had some preparations to make for a ball iii the Crescent, where everybody was to b?. They parted and Dolignan deter mined to be at the ball where everybody was to be. He was there, and after, sometime be obtained an introduction to Miss Haythorn, and he danced with her. Her manner was gracious. With the wonderful tact of her sex she seemed to have commenced the acquaintance that evening. That night, for the first time, Dolignan was in love. I will spare the reader all a lover's arts, by which he suc ceeded in dining where she dined,' in dancing where she danced, in overtaking her by accident where she rode. His devotion followed ber even to church, where our dragoon was rewarded by learning there is a world where they neither polk nor smoke the two capital abominations of this one. He made the acquaintance with her uncle, who liked him, and he saw at last, with joy, that her eye loved to dwell up on him, when she thought he did not ob serve ber. It was three months after the Box Tun nel that Capfain Dolignan called one day upon Captain Haythorn, 11. N., whom be had mej: twice in his life, and slightly propitiated by violently listening to a cutting out expedition; he called, aud in the usual way asked permission to pay his addresses to his daughter. That worthy straightway began doing quarter deck, when suddenly be was summoned from the apartment by a mysterious mes sage. On bis return he announced, with a total change of voice, that "it was all right, and his visitor might run alongside as soon as he chose." My reader has di vined the truth; this nautical cammand- cr, terrible to tli3 foe, was in complete and happy subjugation to his daughter, our heroine. As he was taking leave, Dolignan saw his divinity glide into the drawing room, lie followed her, observed a sweet con sciousness which encouraged 'him; that no one of this, and send I consciousness deepened into confusion That is much the same thing; -ou will be advised by me." "If you will advise me. that be may think you STAMP FOR SUA lit AND EMBROIDERY. Cosuer First and Broadalbin streets, Albany, Oregon. janlnl?-70 C. ME A LEY DEALER IN A MANUFACTURER OF somer; and you have seen a cat conscious 37" UHNITUR "V and 3U ! CAJNET WAItE ! Bedding, Etc, , Corner First and Broad Alb in streets, ALBANY, OREGON. PAttTICtJLAB. ATTEHTIO-J PAID TO ORDERS Or ALL KINDS in his line. October 1863-3 runrtTuvo. - - TURUfmo. a a I w S3 fa! O K w tJ f cn o F AIjIi KINDS, printed at tha very lowest , viuwcui ah mis omce I AH PREPARED TO I0 . AM. KINDS OF TURNING ! I keep on hand and make to order HAWBISB-BOTTOnXED CHAIRS, ARB Spinning Wheels. JUST- Shop near the "Magnolia Mills." JOHN M. METZLEK Albany, Not. 28, 1868-12 of approaching cream such was Miss Haythorn; she became demurer and de murer ; presently ur Captain looked out cf the window and laughed ; this elicited an inquiring look from Miss Haythorn. "We are only a mile from the Tun nel." "Do you" always laugh a mile from the Box Tunnel ?" said the lady. "Invariably." i 4 "What for?" ; "Why! hem! it's a gentleman's joke." "Oh, I don't mind its being silly if it makes me laugh." ' Captain-Dolignan, thus encouraged, recounted the following: A lady and her husband sat together going through the Box Tunnel there was one gentleman opposite ; it was pitch dark ; after the tunnel the lady said : "George, how absurd of you to salute me going through the tunnel !" "I did no such thing !" "You didn't?" "No! Why ? "Why, because somehow I thought you did ?", Here Capt. Dolig nan laughed, and endeavored to lead his companion to laugh, but it was not to be done. I be train entered the tunnel Miss Haythorn "Ah !" Dolignan "What is the matter ?' Miss . Hay thorn "! am frighten Dolignan (moving to her side) "Pray do not be alarmed, I am near you. Miss Haythorn '"You are near me, very near me, indeed, Captain Dolignan Dolignan "You know my name.?" Miss Haythorn "I heard your friend mention it. I wish wc were out of this dark place." ' l1 v . . " Dolignan " I could be content to spend hours bero reassuring you, sweet lady." Miss Haythorn "Nonsense ?". Dolignan "Pweep !" CG rave reader. do not put your lips to the cheek of the next pretty creature you meet, or you win una org tan a wnat tbis means.) Miss Haythorn "Ee ! Ee 1 Ee I" Friend "What is the matter ?" Miss Haythorn "Open the door! open tb door !" Sneak to White the lost the bet." "That is hard, when I won it." "Do it, for all that, sir." Let the disbeleivers in human perfect- ibility know that this dragoon, capable of a blush, did this virtuous action, albeit with violent reluctance, atfd this was bis first damper. A week after these events he was at a ball. He was in that state of factitious discontent which belongs to us amiable English. He was looking in vain for a lady equal in personal attrae-, tions to the idea he had formed of George j Dolignan as a man, when suddenly there glided past him a most delightful vision! a lady whose beauty and symmetry took him by the eyes another look ! It can't be! Yes, it is !" Miss Haythorn ! (not that be knew her name!) but what an apotbtsis ! The duck bad become a pea.-hen ra diaut, dazzling, she looked twice as beau tiful and almost twice as large as before. He lost sight of her. He found her again. She was so lovely sbo made, him ill and he. alone, must not dance with her, speak to her. If he bad been con tent to begin her acquaintance in. the usual way, it might have ended in kiss ing, but having begun with kissing it must end in nothing. As she danced, sparks of beauty fell from her on all around, but him she did not see him ; it was clear she never would see him one gentleman wsfs psrticularly assiduous; t3 i she smiled on bis assiduity; he was ugiy but she smiled on him. Dolignan was surprised at his success, his ill taste, bis ugliness, his impertinence, uongnan ai last found himself injured. Who was this man and what right had b to (to on so ? -He had never kissed her. I suDnose." said Dolly. Pol icrnau could not ptovo it, but be tclt that somehow the riorhts of property were in vaded. He went home and dreamed ot Miss Havthorn, and hated all the ugly successful. He spent a lort-mght trying to find out who this beauty was lie nev er could encounter her again. At last he hcarjd of ber in this way : a lawyer s clerk paid him a little visit and com 5 . .. . .1- ? . f menced a little action against mm, in me name of'Miss Havthorn, for insulting her in a railway train. The vounsr eentleman was shocked; endeavored toyboften the lawyer's clerk; the machine din not thoroughly compre bend tho meaning of the term. The la dy's name, however, was at last revealed by this untoward incident; from her name to her address was but a snon Biep; ana the same day our crestfallen hero lay in wait at her door, and many a succeeding day, without effect. But one fine after noon she issued forth quite naturally, an if she did it every day, and walked on the nearest parade. Dolignan did the same; be met and passed her many times on the parade, and searched for pity in her eyes, but found neither look nor rec ognition, nor any other sentiment; for all this she walked and walked, till all the other promonaders were tired and gone - then ber culprit summoned resolution, and taking off his hat, with a voice trem ulous for the first time, besought permis sion to address her.. She stopped, blush ed, and neither acknowledged or dis owned bis acquaintance. He blushed, stammered out how ashamed bo was, how he was punished, how little" Bhe knew how unhappy he was; and concluded by begging her not to let all the world know the disgrace of a man who was al ready mortified enough by the loss of her acquaintance She asked an csplana- she tried to laugh, she cried instead, and then sho smiled again, and when he kiss ed her hand at the door, it was "George" and "Marian," instead of Captain this, and Miss the other. A reasonable time after this (for my tale is merciful and skips formalities and torturing delays,) i these two were very happy they were once more upon the railroad, going to en joy their honeymoon all by themselves. Marian Dolignan was dressed just as be fore duck-like, and delicious, all bright, except her clothes, but George sat beside her this time . instead ot opposite; and she drank him, gently from under her long eyelashes. "Marian," said George, 'married people should tell each other all. ' Will you ever .forgive me if I own to you no " "les, yes! ' "Well, then! you remember the Box Tunnel," (this was the first allusion he had ventured to it;) "I am ashamed to sav I had bet 3 to 10 with White, I would kiss one of you two ladies;" and George, pathetic externally, chuckled within. I know that, George; I overheard you, was the aeirurc reply. "Oh, you overheard me: impossible. "And did you not hear me whisper to my companion? I made a bet with her." "lou made a bet! how singular! what was it?" "Only a pair of gloves, George." "Yes, I know, but what about it?" "That if you did, you should bo' my husband, dearest." "Oh! but stay then you could not have been so very angry with me, love; why, dearest, then, who brought that action against me?" : Mrs. Dolignan looked down. "I was afraid you were forgetting me, George. You will never forgive me?" "Sweet angel! why, here is tho Box Tunnel!" Now, reader fie! no! no!" no such thing! You can't expect to bo indulged in this way every time we come to a dark place besides, it is not tho thing. Con sider, two sensible married people no Euch phenomenon, I assure you, took place. No scream issued in hopeless ri valry of the engine tbis time! lifty-three Years Ago. We will now relate a mournful trage dy. In Greenbrier county, West Vir ginia, there lived, in an early day, a wor thy and highly esteemed gentleman, whom we shall call Mr. Johnson.' He had a largo estate, and a numerous family of sons and daughters. One of his girls Jane was, at the timel817 a very beautiful and charming woman, IS years of age. A young man of their acquain tance, whose name was James Thompson, paid his addresses to Miss Jane, and a mutual love dwelt in their hearts. Mr. Thompson was of good parentage, was quite wealthy, and highly accomplished."- lie asked her parent s consent to their marriage, and received a cordial assent. Id that dav and time, bans of marriage were published by the preacher, on three different days, to as many congregations, not less than three weeks ensuing, then the parties were joined together in wed lock, without a licence from the Clerk ol tho Court of that county.' The bans had been published twice; and the day set tor their marriage, two weeks ahead, when Miss Jane came on a visit to our 'settle ment. There was a log rolling and a quilting at a brothers cf the writer, and Jane was there. At night there was a dance, as there were many youngsters present. There was a young mau of the company, by the name of Flcshman a captain of our militia. He was a lady's man nearly all the girls round about were in love with him. . From a spirit of coquetry and a desire to rival the other girls in the attentions of the gay and charming young Captain, Miss Jane'made advances towards him, which were soon appreciated. They seemed to only live for each ' other. They danced together often, but with none others, and a regu lar courtship ensued. About 2 o'clock A. M. they stealthily retired to a room, and drawing aside the curtains of a bed, re tired in it. But jealous eyes were turned towards them. All the crowd soon knew about it, and the tongue ot slander was buisy. Before Miss Jane returned home, the report of her conduct had reached the neighborhood, in a dark form. After she arrived at home, Mr. Thompson came there, and in a,mild, yet grieved manner, told her and her parents what he had heard, Jane did not deny it, but asked his forgiveness. He stated that be con sidered her virtually as his wife, from the time he bad asked her parents for ber, and had paid attentions to no lady after wards. And if she would so conduct herself then, he could have no confidence in her, after they should be married. He therefore declined all engagement with ber, and returned home. Her mother, from that day forward for six months, hardly ceased to unbraid her, "and expose her to all Who came to her house, lven the colored women slaves oher father uttered towards ber bitter reproaches. Poor Jane discovered that one false step had worked out for her disgrace and sorrow. Matters were thus when hay harvest began oa her father's farm. Of blacks and hired men there were about a. dozen mowing in the field. There were ' some half dozen white ladies at her father's that day (July 18th) assisting her mother at a quilt. The conversation turned on the easiest mode of death. Some said drowning and some said hanging; but the major ity thought banging was the easiest death. About five o'clock v. M. Jane left tho. quilt, passed out along the porch, and took under her apron a small rope left there by some one. bhe passed along. the field fence where the men I were mowing, and only one pf them saw her, and he did not know that it was Jane. At supper she wos missing. The night passed, and no tidings of her. They supposed that she must have gone to a neighbor's in that vicinity, and a person started thither. About a half mile from the field was the body of the once beautiful Jane Johnson, suspended from the limb of a tree, cold and lifeless,' and much blackened and swollen. She would have become a mother in a few months more. I knew her well. I was then a small boy. Never shall I forget the shock upon the feelings of the numerous friends and acquaintances of her father's family. Fifty-three years have passed away since that sad tragedy, but my heart bleeds afresh in penning this short notice of her mourntul end. April, 1870. Pacific. : NEWS ITEMS. " Tan Schnider has succeeded in his at tempt to destroy that dangerous obstacle to navigation at San Francisco, known a Blossom Bock. - On the 21st, at Corvallis, tho Willam ette Freighting Company successfully launched their new steamboat, Calliope The Company intend building a larger and finer boat immediately.- Simon II. Allensworth, residing about six miles from Scottsburg, Oregon, met his death on the" 15th lost. He was roi ling a log upon a skid when the skid broke and the log rolled upon him, Crush ing and mangling him fearfully, causing instant death. . , " ' A company entitled the Merchants' and1 Farmers', Navigation- Company jJljOOO1 capital, has been organized at Oukland, for , the purpose of building a steamer to nav igate Umpqua. Capt. Ilaun, age At, goes' to San Francisco to order machinery. Prof. Veatch died of pneumonia. Hot Beds. Make a pit of two feet, deep, with side snd end boards the proper size for glazed sash as you have or pro pose to get. Put in manure to the depth of two feet. " Do not tramp it down, but flatten it down a little with the spade It the manure is rather dry water should be sprinkled upon it. Tho sashes of glass may now be placed upon the bed frame, and the bed left for about twelve hours, when air should bo closed again. In three or four days the soil may be put on this bed of manure. Fine garden mold shoutd be used, and it Bhould be spread to the depth of six or eight inches evenly over the bed. In one or two days the seed may be sown. If sown as soon as the soil is put on, the soil is said to burn so as to destroy - the germ of the seed." Therefore air should begivcu to the bed once or twice before the seed is sown. Sow tho seeds when is 65 to 70 degrees. the temperature Tho tariff bill drags in tho -House, ouly a quarter of it having been considered. The great questions of iron, steel, coal, salt, hides, and the free list, are not yet reached. Talk is quite general that a motion to table will be made the last of this week. Turning the Devil to Grass. So rapid is their way of doing things in ChicagOj that, when a man makes np his mind to reform (rather a tough job), it becomes important to fix him promptly. It is . therefore necessary, at times, to cut a hole in the ice to perform the solemn ceremny of baptism. On one of these occasions a convert, who bad felt the ne cessity of that lite, was immorsed, and on coming , out wa asked by the minis ter, "How'do vou feel now, brotner i "Better," was the reply ; "pnt me in again." The request was complied with, and after the second dip, the question was repeated. "How do you feel now?" "Better ! letter!" was the response, in a solemn . tone of voice "the devil may go to ffros now!' Such is the plucky spirit of the Chi cago couvert ! Harpcr'a Marjxzine. We do not know whether anybody has or has not printee the story which relates how a certain genial bald headed gentle man, whilo in Paih tti3 day, went to the Zoological Gardens. The weather was warm, and he lay down on a bench Presently he fell asleep, and he was aroused by a strange feeling of warmth on the head. An infa'uated orstrich had come ' along; and, mistaking his bald head for an egg, settled down with & res olute determination to hatch it or sit there foreter. Our friend yelled for help nn- tn a keeper came and led that disappoio ted and regretful ostrich away to his cage. 1859 1870. The candidate toi County Clerk of Linn county, of the' Albany platform ticket, is named A. C. Jones. We find in the Salem Statesman of July 12, 1859, slong letter, from A: C. Jones, of Scio, Linn county, id which, . after having given at length bis reasons for having voted against the Hon- " Lansing Stout, the Democratic nominee for Congress, in the just preceding June election, be concludes thus : "It was considered best to stand aloof from every part -of the arrangement the election of Stout, and thereby cast a lasting rebuke upon all such proceed ings, and thereby show to all would-be' political leaders thac if they would have the support of the Democracy they must stand forth on a truo basis tbey musfr bold forth and sustain principles of Democracy." Is the A. C. Jones who wrote that letter, and who voted against Mr. Stout, the same A. C. Jones who is now asking Democrats to vote for him for Clerk of Liou county? Will not our dear friend of the Democrat furnish information or the subject ? Portland Commercud. Another . Lie Nailed. As Demo cratic papers have been charging thai' Gen. Palmer once swindled Gen. Sheri dan by "greenbacking" him, a citizen of Benton county telegraphed- to Phil, in relation to the charge, and rceeived the following answer : "Gen. Palmer settled witli me honorably" " So 'says the Uor- vallis Gazette. Try again, repudiator . Sudden Death. Dr. John A. Veatch died suddenly at East Portland, on the morning of the 24th. He had been . resident of Oregon but two years, but his great scientific knowledge and research has made his name and fame as wide as the State. j Ke nominated. Hon. S. Garfieldo has been re-nominated-as candidate for Delegate to Congress by the Republican Convention of Washington Territory. What will the sore-heads do now, poor things? Tbe fools are not all dead. Some of . the biggest of the family are reporters on vi, nnu, .;;nv - up Prince Arthur. Uis . last sneeze is minutely described as a penect success, though whether his sleeve or his nana- erchief was brought into requisition af terwards, is a point now under violent dispute. Miss Loretta Mann, of Adrian MichI' gan, somewhat distinguished in various, parts of the State last fall as a "walk- iet, and rival to Weston, is now pursuing her studies in the Philadelphia medical College. She peformcd her quite remark able teats of Walking for tbe purpose of raising money to this end. A cobweb wedding was celebrated in Iowa the other day. Mr. Joseph Cobb was united in marriage to Miss ivate Webb. ' HI . i ! The active pickpocket obeys the scrip tural injunction, by pursuing diligently what his hands find to do. Although all the days in Match but one are Lent, it will have two full moons by wit of comnebs&tioQ. Tbe Japanese cow coming Into Califor. nia, are said to have a heathenish habita of minding their own business. A voting lady la Clicago laid s tracer of a kiss, but the umpire declared all bets off because shq failed to pnt up the stakes. Appended to marriage notice lately was found, "do cards, co company, no body's business." There's independence for you. . A newly-married man compared his wife to a perfect rose, but thinks that she "blows outl' a little too often. . When Adam and Eve ate of tbe tree of Knowledge, it is pfobable that, tbey studied the highest branches. i . i . What folly it is to be always talking ot our "first parents" as if it were possible ; for us to have - second set. If you can't coax a fish to bite, try your persuaive powers on cross dog, and you will be sure to succeed. During the past year, 11,567 hami grants arrived at the port of Baltimore