VOL. 1. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 31, 1809. NO. 47. SATUHHAY, JULY o I, 18C9. luu't Stay Late To-Xift-lit. There 1e some wo wot of, who. if thry chanre to read the following exquisite an I truthful lines, will ace themselves reflected, aud pause and thiuk Th heartli of home i? bentmncr v With rays of rosy liuht : Ami lovely eyes are glcamifg. As fal'a the shade, of uight And 'while the steps arc leaving " The circles pure, and bright, A tender voTee.. ifai?rlMrttfV" ' iay," "Don't stay lite to-u:ght." The world in whieh thou uiovest. Is bnsy, brave and wide.: The world of her thou lot est Is at the inle fide ; r-he watts for thy warm greeting ; Thy siui'.e is h"r delight. Her gen le voice entreat in sr. Says, "Don't stay hue to-niht." The world, cold, inhuman. Will spurn thee, if thou full ; The love of one poor woman 0!ifl:-; and shames them all ; Thy children will cling around thee. Let fate be dark or bright ; At home'n- shaft will wound thee Then, "Don't stay la!e to-night." the room. 1 beheld duplicates, the precise copy of the other. The Twin Sisters "Well," said Ned Arlington, "for my part I have never loved but one woman. and she is now my be'ter half. I Ml you.' replied a fellow strige coaeher, "you had au easy courtship. I Was compelled to love two ladies." "Two ladies V . 'Yes, sir, two ladies." "But you did not love thern both alike ?" "Now, stranger, there was just the trouble; I was thinking of tliis precise difficulty when I remarked you had an: easy courtship." ) "You puzzle me," exclaimed Ned. j "Suppose'ou relieve our minds by a re hearsal ?" - "It will afford me pleasure and you entertainment," rejoined the handsome and social fellow traveler. Here we leaned forward, intent on hearing how. a man was compelled to love two girls with the same degree of ' fervor. : "My friends," said he, "if you ever visit New Haven, Connecticut, you will hear these expressions : 'As much alike as the Grover girls ; or this : 'You can no more distinguish them than you cau tell Sue from Hannah Grover.' I say, Jadies and geutlemen, when a New Ha vener is discussing a point of similitude, he is sure to refer to the Grover girls." I had not beeu iu the Elm City six weeks before I heard these comparisons. I went there intending to enter a bus iness firm. "On my arrival I stopped at the Tontine. At this hotel two geutle men were arguing a point of law. and it ' was then I first heard this language. One was proving that two expressions meant but the same thing, and paralleled the two propositions, with the notorious twins. Now there is one thing I have in com mon with women that is curiosity. I own it, and will confess that I "was on nettles. Never could I be appeased until 1 had a near view of these females. "Tell me," said I to the book-keeper, "are these Grover girls so very much alike?" , "Are they?" said he in surprise. "Well, I will tell you, Mr. 3Iiller, if you can distinguish them after a week's ac quaintance,! will pay your bill at this house for the balance of your residence." "How can I see them ?" "I'll tell you. Observe that bright looking gent with the white hat. That is Mr Potter, one of our rising lawyers. 'He is intimate with the sisters. Obtain an introduction to him, and he will see you through." . "Are these ladies in good standing ?" "Oh ! among the first people." "Can Mr. Potter distinguish them 2" "Never, sir, never J and he looks with the. eye of. a detective." , ... "How long has he known them ?" "Three or four years, to my certain knowledge; it may be longer." This determined me. I soon estab lished myself with, the lawyer by retain ing him in an Important case. I found him more than willing to afford the in troduction, as he was anxious to see the fix their identity never failed to create ia a stranger. I will never fi.rcrct that first interview. i Two exquisitely beautiful Indies' entered One They dressed alike to a ribbon aud a ring. Their voices and countenances gave uo clue. Tnen their motions kft you none the wiser. Said Potter, "Now take a good look, for I wish you to see if you can identily them." - "Mr. Potter," said I, "you will em barrass the ladies." "Not at all," said cne. ''We are used to this." said the other. "It is the great amusement afforded by our resemblance." Here both spoke, but on honor, it souml-. cd like one voice. "Ladies," said I. "pardon me ; I know you are uot horses, but allow uie to look at your teeth !" I desired this, deeming there would be found some little speck, indentation or irregularity that would serve as au index.- They exhibited their pearly rows ; but after a minute investigation, I was no better iu formed.- I examiued the finger nails, then their hands, still I had ' no point ol distinction, and I gave it up I that Sue and Hannah might forever ex- change places without fear of detection ; "on my part. The ridiculous blunders of admirers were frequent. Mautuatuakcrs, shoe makers, and tradespeople in general, were continually presenting Hue an ac count created by "Hanuah, or telling Han nah some lingo intended ouly for the ears of Sue. The beauty of the ladles impressed me. 1 hey were ot my style. An ac quaintance of two months demonstrated their superiority in all respects. In brief, I found myself in love but with which one 1 When tender ideas arose, I fouDd it just as natural to one as to the other. Yes, I solemnly aver I was in love I had the connubial article. I frequently took them out, yet never knew whom I had. If my lady would quote Sue, I thought it clear I had Hannah ; or if Hannah was mentioned, I believed I was beauing Sue. Indeed, it was a mere matter of faith. There was no evidence, for as often one palmed herself on tne as the other. This was a chronic dodge, played on their various admirers to suit convenience and insure rest. As far as these gallants were concerned, it was im material : although one might be called for by name, the other would do just a3 well, no one being able to detect the dif ference. I often implored them to contradis tinguish themselves by some article of apparel or jewelry. "That would spoil our fun," they would exclaim, a3 though I meditated some terrible infliction. As 1 have told you, I felt that my happiness depended upon the possession of one ot these twins. But for whom should I ask the parents ? Honestly, it was no matter which one I had, as affection could make no choice. On a lovely eve in September, one. sister was from home. Now, thought I, here is a surety that T can talk a whole evening to one of this dual phenomenon As she entered the parlor, said I, "How do you do, Miss Hannah ?" "You are wrong, sir; it's Miss Sue." "Are you humbugging ?" ''Truly not ; I tell you sincerely. You now address Sue Gro ver." I. saw she looked unusually ten der, and taking advantage of her falter ing voice and tremulous manner, declared my love,' and she ; returned it with all the ardor of her true and impas sioned nature. 1 summoned the old folks ; told our devotion ; gave prospects and made all essential revelations. The senior Grovers gave us their blessings and assured 'us that they would see our course of true love "should run smooth." " But what if that other girl should incident to uon-distinguishment. On this ground I had a genuine trouble. iSefore Hannah returned, I inyited Sue to take a walk on the green. "When op posite the center of the church. I spoke of the betrothal ring, and -requested tier to please let me see the ring she wore. She took it off, and I carelessly pi yed with it to throw her off hir guard then, calling hev attention to a p.irty of stu dents, took my Congress knife and drew the file blade through the inner part. It left a nice nrark, and by this I Imped to identify her in future. On our return to the house I secretly--posted her parents. They-said that I did properly -that it was time Sue should be recognized by tor affianced ! ' ' ' " You thiuk you are smart' said she, ere 1 leit iter. "Why:"' replied T. "Oh," responded she, "that ring game tas beeu tried by half a dozen admirers. I susplcioncd what you were at, but thought I would see -how many heads would Conceive the sameplan."' The next day neither she nor her sister wore a ring. Uue weeic alter tney re sumed them : but- in neither 'was there a mark. 11 was evident tnat l was aoout to be out-i'eneraled. and would have to depend on the discretion of my intended, aud the goodness of their parents. At parlies I had several trials. I never knew whom I took home; would talk a flood of love to the wrong girl, and re ceive a laugh for my enthusiasm. "Hang it," said I, "the cream of the joke is -I can't be revenged, for I might A Perilous Adventure. A "Game" that Wouldn't Work. come in? . What a pretty mix! - How would I ever ' know - my girl ? Though again I assure you it would have made no difference. I would have proposed to Hannah just the same. My only trouble was in the multitude of embarrassments V hurt the wrong lady." The betrothal ring was given. Now, thought I, there is a termination to my discomfiture. Well, it did terminate in just twenty-lour, hours, llannan took Sue's ring, went to a jewelry store, and ordered one precisely like it,-bearing the inscription. , Moreover, she charged him to see that the engraving was counterfeit ed beyong recognition. It was done. So was I. Now what could I do ?. Had Sue been willing I could have schemed forty devices. Put she relished the dish, and would never co-operate. WeddiDg day came. I must' take a young lady on the word of herself or her parents. "Well," said I, mentally ,'so I get one of the girls, my object will be accom plished." ' . The ceremony was performed before an immense throng, in the largest church in the city.. The bridal, dress, fortunate ly, enabled me to adhere to one. Con gratulations being over, my bride and I journeyed-to Niagara, and inspected sev eral Canadian cities and towns. "Ah !" said I, loveingly to my wife, "Sue, darling, I will know you now." "How?"' said she. "By the diamond. ring," replied I. "Don't be too sure, Clarence." "Ah," laughed I, "Hannah will not annoy me any further." But alafor our earthly hopes. My beloved told her sister the name of the New York importer, and on our return a small hand was proffered, on which was a fac simile of the bridal gift. She now went to her room, and attiring herself in one of the twin garbs, I -was again unable to recog nize my own wife. Now, ladies and gentlemen, business suddenly called me to New Orleans. While there my treasure died. I was grieved, yet from the fact that Hannah lived, my agony was but temporary. I returned two weeks after the funeral. My sister-in-law wore neither betrothal nor diamond rings. There was nothing to be gained by it, and they were laid aside. My friends, I am oxtremely sen sitive ; a mere child ; yet believe me when I tell you the presence of", Hannah was a perfect and speedy restorative. It was impossible for me to weep. Was she not the same as Sue in all respects ? True, when I saw the family sad, I was troubled ; but only -on account of their grief. I had none of my own. -. All that I loved was an exact duplicate, and that moved before as of yore. Yes, I confess that no husband ever suffered less. In eighteen months I stood in the same church, and it seemed before the same concourse. As Hannah was given to me in the holy state of matrimony, it appeared that. I was enacting a farce and re-marrying my own wife ! The following neecunt of a perilous adventure with Indians is from the Osage (Kansas) VhronUJe of '.June 2Cth. The Schuyler?; whose gallant conduct and wonderful escape are here recorded "are brothers of P. C- Schuyler. Jri. Esci.. of Portland : : I On Monday evening Governor Harvey arrived in our town, bringing the news c;f the late attack of the Cheyenne Indi ans upon Col. Greeuwood's surveying party. Knowing that our young feflow lowusman, Howard Schuyler, had charge of one of the corps of that party of which his youuger brother James was a member, both .sons of Judge P. C. Schuyler, con siderable anxiety was felt as to the result of the attack. The stage that same even ing bjrought the additional news thatbolh Howard and James Schuyler were woun ded. Next morning Fred. Schuyler started for Sheridan to learn the worst. At this writing he his not returned, but from other sources we learn the following particulars : The surveying party were out some fifteen miles west of Sheridan on last Saturday morning. Howard and James Schuyler were some wayi in advance of the maiu party wheu suddenly and unex pectedly a large number of whooping, yelling red devils arose from the grass, surrounding each oue of the boys sepa rately. A most desperate hand to hand fight ensued, in which James was very severely wounded. Thrilling and dan gerous in the extreme, as was the position of these brothers, yet they displayed such coolness and bravery that their courage can only be described as "heroic." Alone upon the prairie, twenty miles away from aid, surrouuded by yelling, blood thirsty demons, we find uothingbut ad miration iu our minds for the conduct of our friends. The fi;ht became a run ning one in which the Dog Soldiers discharged their deadly missies from gun and bow so thick, that the "fortune that favors the brave" could only have pre served their lives. JNo lines ot lomanee could be more thrilling than'the descrip tion-we heard of Howards race for hie Having left his revolver in earup he had only an eight shooting rifle, and as ' they pressed upon his fleeing and wounded horse he would turn in his saddle and fire, and at each successive pull of the trijrjrcr a brave would bite the dust. ,A big chief riding along side of him dis charged five shots into Howard's clothing and horse then Hearing him exclaimed, "Ugh, you come off." Howard answered, "Ugh ! you come off," at the same time shoviug the end of his rifle againstbe In dian's breast, and the contents with a flash, sent the soul of the screeching devil to the.bourne where may the rest of them soon follow. So did our brave, nob e young fr'end continue to fire unlil five of his relentless persuers had uttered their last whoop. One ball was lodged in the stock of Howard's carbine, another iu rhe heel of his boot, and wonderful as it may seem, he received but two or three slight flesh wounds. The race was kept up until they reached their friends, when one of their horses sunk down exhust ed aud bleeding. Jimmy was taken in to Sheridan, his wounds were properly cared for.-and whence he will come home as soon as able, when our citizens may hear from his own lips the recounting of the perils of that morning in which he and his brother displayed a manly and uoble courage than the histories of Indi an wars give few more startling. There are a good many persons in this city, says the New Orleans 1'u-ayune, j who are well acquainted with' Sergeant II., late an officer of the police. Always genial and pleasant, the sergeant was an invaluable friend of the reporters, and afforded them many a morsel of social gossip, not unfreqnently figuring con spicuously in it -: himself. "The sergeant was widely known over the city, and par ticularly in the Second District, the thea ter, for a long time, of his official duties. While on duty there, he one day rescued a damsel from the flood on Canal etreet, by grasping her by the chignon, and pulling her from the gutter, into which she had accidentally fallen by reason of an overflowed banquet. A few evenings since ho was inquired for by a female deeply veilttd,who, on being shown to his presence, inquired "Arc you Sergeant II., late of the po lice ?" 'Yes, mrdam," courteously replied the officer. , "You once Tescued a young lady from an overflowed gutter on Canal street, by pulling her out by her chignon ?" "Yes, ma'am, I had that pleasure." "The chignon came off in the struggle?" "Yes, I believe it did!" quite inter ested in te colloquy. . "And was not returned to the lady ?" "Indeed, I had forgotten about that." "You retain it as a trophy, and I un derstand have exhibited it as such ?" "Oh, madam, impossible 1" "It is true, sir. I have now come to demand it." ' "But I haven't got it." "Oh, yes, you have." (' "Indeed, indeed !" protested ' the ex cited officer. "Stop," sternly enjoined the lady ; protestations are useless. In that chig non was an old sock ; in that old sock was concealed a paper ; and that paper was" "What?" fairly screamed the sergeant "A bank check for $10,000 !" "Oh !" groaned the sergeant. 0 "There's no use mincing matter!. You must eit? er produce the chignon or marry me !" "But I haven't got the chignon, and I am married already !" exclaimed the sorely troubled sergeant. The young lady paused for a moment in deep thought, and then, raising her head as a bright thought seemed to occur to her, said : , "Sergeant, can't you say you loaned it to some nice young man whom -I can scare into marrying me ?" The sergeant, much relieved, said he didn't know, but he'd try, and his un known visitant departed as mysteriously as she came. Since the above was put in type Fred. Schuyler returned, bringing additional data and corrections to the above, but nothing that in the least detracts from the brilliancy of the adventure. It ap pears that Howard was alone some three miles in advance of his party. Seeing a largo number of ponies, which he took to be wild, in the distance, he rode up toward them, when from. fifty to sixty In dians sprang up all around him. Be lieving that there remained no show for his life he instantly resolved to make it a costly prize to his enemies, and before they were able to discern his resolve he had shot two of them dead in their tracks. In the precipitate flight and fight of three miles back to his party he killed two more. The surveying party were afoot, and still some three miles from their wagons. James Schuyler received his wound in the retreat to camp. After reaching the wagons, Hod. again turned, laid his gun across a wagdn wheel and brought down the fifth Indian. The In dians followed the' whole party fifteen miles back to Sheridan. James Schuy ler is now at Topeka and doing well. Other than these items the statement first written is substantially correct. If you want bone and large develop ment of red flesh in your hogs, give them as good pasture through the Sum mer as your beeves have. It costs less every way to make a big hog weigh , 500 by Christmas than to get two small swine up to 250 apiece. A Josh Billings Paper. The mind of the young iz easily trained ; it iz hard work to gijj an old hop-vine to clime a new pole. Just in proportion that a man is thank ful to heaven and his naber, just in that proportion is he happy. A man should learn to be agood ser vant to himself before he is fit to boss others. . , The more exalted our stashun, the more conspicuous our virtews ; just as a rich satin adds to the briliancy of a juel. , Bteessed are the single, for they can double at their leisure, w If you want tew learn a child to steal- oats in the bundle, make him beg out of you every thing that you give him. ; ' .- J There is' nothing so difficult , tor the best of us az to git the approval of our own conscience. : Blessed is he who can pocket abuse and feel that it iz no disgrace to be bit by a dog. ' . - Punishment tew hit the spot should be few, but red hot. . Hapynee concists in bein perf ecktly 8atisfied'with wat we have got, and wat we haint got. : The State Board of Agriculture (Cal.), have decided that the next State Fair commence on the 6th of September next, to last six days,, ane have appropriated the sum of 812,000 for premiums and 38,000 for other purposes. VARIOUS ITEMS, Is twenty the score of the opera ? Is snoring sheet music ? ." Are twenty-four sheets of music neces sary for a choir ? Do the ineffectual efforts of a man to lift a barrel of sugar come under the head of sweet strains ? What does the musical scale weigh ? Are the fingers hand organs ? A Friendly 1 suit A Quaker's dress. A stamp act Treading on people's toes. - .-,' ".'.''. ' How to stick to your oath Senear by gum.. . ',.,-'' -i Wlia,! the most enlightened nation ? Illumination. The Markets Ladies' hair has an up ward tendency. - A sweet sight -A pair of lovers chew ing taffy in a theatre. Sweetening one's coffee is generally the first stirring event of tho day. . Stockings are now darned by machin ery, and they are darned nice. vvhy should a wood-cutter never be hungry ? Because he can always have a chop by axing. Can a civil engineer inform us how ft is that the mouths of livers are larger than their heads X A wag of a boarder complained to tha mistress that the sun must have goae under a cloud when the shadow of the chicken fell into the pot where her broth was made.- - .-; -'-" - "An inebriated man walking along the street regarded the moon with sovereign, contempt. "You needn't be so proud, ole fellow," he said. "You're full only once a month, while I am full every night." , A New York cook recently give no ice to the family in which she is employed, that she had made up her mind to .go to Newport this summer, and it the family will go there she will stay with them ; otherwise she must leave ! A handsome young bride was observed to be in deep reflection on her wedding day. Gnc t f her bridesmaids asked her the subject of her meditations. "I was thinking," she replied, "which of "my old beaux I should marry if I should become a widow." - A cockney, who went out rabbit- shooting, observing a donkey peeping over a hedge", immediately leveled his piece, exclaiming : " By Jove ! that must be the father of all rabbits." "Well, miss," said a knight of the birchen Tod,, "can you decline a kiss 2" "Yes, sir," replied the girl, dropping a perplexed courtesy, "but I'd rather not." Hans. Wachenhnsen, the German fen- illetonist, says, in a recent article, that j a certain Miss Arabella sold, at a fair in i New York, 3,000 kisses for a dollar each.. We heard a good story the other night of two persons engaged in a duel. After the first fire one of the seconds proposed' that they should shake hands and make up. The other second said he saw no necessity for that, for , their hands had: been shaking ever since they began. Mr. Burlingame's two balls in Paris, cost the Emperor of China $20,000. r In San Francisco there have been re turned ninety-two incomes in excess o $20,000.' ; . Paper petticoats are now sold in Loo-' don at sixpence each. Shoes are made of the same material. .. . i i When did Moser sleep five in a bed t When he slept with hia forefathers. ' At Tacubaya, Mexico, recently, two young and pretty women fought a duel with pistols, and one was seriously wounded. Love was at the bottom of the affair. f" T. Barn um is said to be worth ono milliondollars. - King William, of Prussia, is seventy two years old, and reads without the aid of spectacles. ; f ''.:'. r'; The other day, Mrs. Sarah Cook, of Fall river; Massachusetts, died, aged 108. Of the 2,000 varieties of peas,' only 70 or 80 are considered of any value. Fifteen hundred eggs were accidentally broken in front of the Batavia (N. Y.) Post Office not long since, and the Presi dent' of the Tillage had to spread a barrel of coal tar over the street and then set " fire to it, to destroy the smell of . bad -eggs.