A' i ' VOL. 1. ALBANY, OREGON, SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1869. u Joining l&egtS to ss ATUHD AY, MAY 15, 1869. Conversational Clubs Are the S latest 1'o.shiuu iu New York. They moot once a week, and some one member, se lected at a previous meeting, talks fifteen minutes on the subject assigned him when selected. Alter the chief talker of the evening has concluded, any member of the club may occupy five minutes, cither iu questioning the chief, who is - supposed to be fully posted on the topic of the evening, or in giving his or her own views. A dor.en or more persons tuny in this way give utterance to their ideas, in the course of the evening, and a great variety of thoughts will thus be brought out. We should think this was a most delightful way of spending an evening, and suggest that a Conversation al Club be organized here. It will com bine the benefits of a lecture and debat ing Bociety, having the defects of neither. A half dozen ladies, with an equal num ber of gentlemen, is sufficient to start such a society. Printers. So many eminent men have been practical printers that it seems to be thought that type setting has some very mysterious association with success We shall never hear the last of Benjamin Franklin and his early struggles as a printer ; of Horace Greeley coming to New York, a thin, haggard, friendless boy, with a small bundle in his hand and only tea dollars in his pocket ; of Bayard Taylor leaving the case and making the tour of Europe on less than five hundred dollars ; of Thurlow Weed, toiling up from a country type-setter to a great po litical power in the nation. They accom plished extraordinary things, not because they were printers, but in spite of it. Your genuine, born, temperamental printer, rarely quits his calling ; or, if be does, returns to it or its "cognate one of journalism as water returns to its level This peculiar mortal is our theme. He defies classification, like the nondescriDt animal that could not live in water and died on land. He seldom achieves sue cess, because he is indifferent to it, and because he wants to show tho sham and the folly of all exertion, all purposes, all ambition. Greatest Doa Fight on Record Wifke't Spirit relates the following, - which occurred at Logansville, Pennsyl vania, the hero being old Jacob Karstet ter, a man of wealth, who appears to have gone into the extraordinary fight tor iun : He was rather rude to a dog owned by a sporting man, who told him he had better take care or the dog would bite him. The dog was a large bull, and uncommonly ferocious. The gentleman remarked, "he would bet five dollars he could get dowa on all fours, fight and whip the dog in dog fashion, and not touch the dog with his hands." The bet was taken at once. Down went Kar stetter, who commenced a series of growls, and made a forward motion toward the dog. The dog, seconded and hissed on by its owner, at once opened the fight, neither intimidated by unearthly growls, shouts, snarls and exclamations of his antagonist; but seising him by the left cheek, drew first blood in good style. After a moment Karstetter got the upper hold and changed his base. He actually got the dog by the ear, and shook him so severely that the dog cried out with terror, and after be was sufficiently pun ished, his tormentor let him go, and be made off as fast as his legs would carry him, bowling with pain. Honest Industry. Here is a beau tiful paragraph which, we find in one of our exchanges : "If there is a man who eaa eat his bread in peace with God and man, it is that man who baa brought that bread out of the earth, or won it by his honest industry. It 1 is cankered by no fraud ; it is wet by no ters ; it is stained by no blood' 1 An Italian has published seven dances as illustrative of the seven cardinal sins. They are called : Pride Schottische, Avarice Maxourka, Luxury Waltz, Anger Gallop, Gluttony Quadrille, Envy Polka, and Laiy March. ; - : J The Alabama Claim. ' The following is the closing paragraph in Sumner's recent great speech in the United States Senate, in regard to the conduct of the English Government I towa d tho United States during the late j rebellion, and the position of this Gov ! crnment on the Alubumn claims : The truth must be told, not in anger, but in sadness. England has done to the United States an injury most difficult to meusure. Considering when it was done, and in what complicity, it is unac countable: At a great epoch of history, no less, momentous than that of the French Revolution, or that of the Refor mation, when civilization was fighting her last battle with slavery, England gave her name, her influence, her mute rial resources, to the wicked cause, and flung a sword into the scale of slavery. Here was a porteutious mistake. Strange that the lai.d of Wilberforce, after ex pending millions for Emancipation ; after proclaiming everywhere the truths of Liberty, and ascending to glorious pri macy in the sublime movements for the universal abolition of Slavery, could do this thing ! Like every departure from the rule of justice and good neighbor hood, her conduct was pernicious in pro portion to the scale of operations, affect ing individuals, corporations, communi ties, and the nation itself. And yet, down to this day, there is no acknowl edgment of this wroDg not a single word. Such a generous expression would be the beginning of a just settle ment, and the best assurance of that harmony between two great and kindred nations which "all must desire. A New Remedy. Dr. Desmartris, of Bordeaux, France, has introduced into his practice an extraordinary medical remedy for the cure of certain diseases, which is attracting much attention. It is no other than the employment of cer tain stinging insects. His practice does not claim to be entirely new, as it has long been a tradition in medicine that leprosy can be cured by the poison of certain serpents ; and it is well known that poisonous drugs are freely adminis tered as powerful alteratives in certain diseases. Dr. Humboldt, nephew of the great naturalist, in his practice at Havana, found that the poison of the scorpion was a remedy for yellow fever. He inoculat ed over 2,000 men of the military and naval garrison ; more than 600 were af terwards attacked with the fever, of whom not more than sixteen died. Dr. D. had been long afflicted with rheuma tism, which was attended with great suf fering. One day, while picking up a handful of weeds in his garden, he was stung by a wasp in the wrist. The arm swelled, but the rheumatism disappeared. Next day he applied a wasp to his leg that was suffering, with like results; and at length he has introduced this remedy extensively into his practice. It now seems probable that the time may come when the most acceptable gift of an afflicted friend will be a buzzing bee for a diseased eye, or a well developed wasp for rheumatism. Hymenoptera will rise in market value, and even despised wasps will fill a niche in the world's history. A New Invention. An ingenious English mechanic has perfected an in vention for the detection of hidden de fects in iron casting, wrought iron shafts, and other heavy iron casting. The in vention is one of the most powerful, and at the same time useful of modern times. A small magnetic steel bar is so supported that, beside being able to turn in a hori zontal plane, it can also turn in sectional planes. It points northward and down ward with an inclination of seventy de grees, l ms needle traverses tne snait or bar, denoting the flaws or bad places by an irregularity in the top of the needle. The invention has been tested in every conceivable manner. In one instance a heavy shaft of iron was drilled, the hole was filled up with inferior iron, then plugged op, and turned , off so smoothly that the plug could not be de tected. . Tho compass needle indicated the spot at which the strength of the shaft was not reliable. , PoFTOATioii.-rIt is calculated that the population of tho United States is 1870 will be more than 42,000,000. A Kiss on tUe Wind. When the bright stars shine And the rippling sea Throws back their silv'ry light. Thin the spurkling waves Soltly tell to ujo Tliuir lujssngo of tho night. None but lovers know What the whisp'rings ara, Borno on the niurm'rini; deep ; Nor the twiukliug light Of the far on siut, Th.U'a road while others slc-p ! Ah, thuy bear to me Fund AtTct'tiou's siirh, Ilt-art-broatbod by one afar. And the sparkling liftht . Of a laughing eye Beams from the distant star I O, bear swiftly, wind, To my own sweetheart. This kiss, far o'er the sea : She will know 'tis mine By the magic art That love has taught of thee. A CIncIuuatian's Experiences cagu. In Chi- A correspondent of the Cincinnati Timet relate his troubles during a late visit to Chicago : At Home. Februarv G. 18GD. For the first time, straoge to say, we tne subscriber visited the evangeli cal city of Chicago last week, and "hung UD Our hat" with our estemncil frinrl John B. Drake, Esq., of the Tremont 11 ouse. n e were courteously received, assigned a comfortable room, and, being somewhat fatigued, retired at an early hour Suuday evening to dream of sui cides, divorces, and such little incidents lor wnicii the city ot virtue is notorious. a n. - i . , - Alter considerable enort owma: to the disturbed state ot our mind, we succeed ed in finding "tired natures sweet restorer, baluiv sleeo." Arising at an early hour Monday morning "tne early bird catches the worm." and we were after it. wo rallied forth for a morning walk, wending our way toward the lake shore having heard of the efficacy of the lake breeze and had proceeded but a few steps when we were accosted bv a well-dressed Individ. ual who sported an elegant nose glass of pure goia so we thought and carried in hand a huge bundle of apparently legal documents. "Mornin', sir," exclaimed our legal friend, extending his hand. "Good morning, sir; happy to meet you." ."Out early, sir, best time for business" opening a memorandum book "sup pose you have your points all arranged." "Perhaps you are mistaken, sir. I am not in need of legal assistance at present." "No necessity for being reticent, my friend. . I'm ready to serve you, and can furnish your papers in a short time." "What papers do you mean, sir? I know nothing of papers." "Come, no foolishness; you are cer tainly the gentleman" (opening the mem orandum) "gentleman from Ohio, stop ping at the Tremont House, wants di vorce " "Divorce! the devil; I never thought of such a thing. What do you mean, sir?" "Beg pardon, sir; no use getting ex cited over so lisrht an affair. T you its very singular gentleman from vmtiuuau , uve ices seven, ngnc com plected, dark hair, sandy whiskers, and" ' Expecting to hear our name called next, we endeavored to nass On. bur worn detained by the stranger, who seized our arm and exclaimed : "Dang it, if you are not the man, you look like you wanted, or at least ought, to be divorced." We are disposed to be peaceable, bav ins been raised in a Ouakpr np.crtihnr- hood, but must admit that this last re- marie got our dander up, and before wo could sain composure aimed a hnv our tormentor's nose, which he wiselv j-j j j i - . uoageu ana permutea us to measure our length upon the sidewalk. Piolri self tip, as best we could, we hurried on. man ki ui lor our escape. We had proceeded but a few steps from the scene of our adventure when we were again accosted, this time by a gentleman whom we took for a member nf tha tnn. sorial profession. - "Pass risht in thia war !r vnn'.l find everything all right." A glance at our wardrobe suggested that a little attention was necessary in uruer w regain our iormer respectable appearance, and following. laA ;, a gorgeously furnished parlor, where eat half a dozen beautiful ladies, ranging in summers from sweet sixtenn h;-.. five. We were immediately surrounded. wnen one, a oewitccing, smiling, devilish little creature, who seemed tn h m V wvvu chosen as interrogatress, addressed us aneotionateiy : "You have them nroncrlv marl nnt T presume 7 " W hat uo yon mean, my dear Miss f I do not understand yoa." "Uidn t you get your papers V "What papers ?" I have ordered no papers. "Just like all the Ohio people don't want to acknowledge." "1 must confoss, Miss, that this whole affair is a mystery to me; and, really, I would like an explanation." "Well, well, that is funny, isn't it, girls ?" Really laughable," exclaimed all pres ent, pressing no close around us that we were perfectly hampered "Yes, it is laughable, but the laugh is all on your side," I exclaimed. "Ain't you, or have you not been, a married man ?" "Most undoubtedly I am a married map, and, beside, am tho father of numer ous childrcu." "Well, haven't you applied for and ob tained a divorce ?" Here I began to feel my temper rising again1, but, being in the presence of ladies, suppressed my indignation and replied : "No ! and if I had, what has this ar ray of good looking girls to do with the matter?" "Why, sir, as is usually the case, wo supposed that you would be an immedi ate candidate for matrimony, and have presented ourselves that you might, if agreeaOle. make a selection 'for better or for worse' " "This vas a stunner, and it was with considerable difficulty that we were enabled to convince our mysteriously (they do things mysteriously in Chicago") made acquaintances that our domestic relations were all that could be desired, and that our mission to their sensational city was of an entirely different charac ter, j , We were politely bowed out, leaving an assurance that should we at any time obtain a divorce we should call again, and hurrying to our hotel partook of a hasty breakfast, rushed out, transacted our business, took the first train for home, and bade Chicago idieu, impressed with the idea that Chicago is the place to ob tain a speedy divorce and a " bran new" (?) wife. MIAMI. Murderous Devotion to Science. A young lady of Munich, named Erminia Schlug, was recently detected in a sing ular crime. For some weeks the families inhabiting the hotel in which MissSchluz lived had been subject to alarming, but exceedingly varied, attacks of illness. After a long police investigation it was discovered that the young lady had a lover, a student named Von Beck, who was so enthusiastically devoted to physi 1SJ toxicology, and similar branches of study, that he spared no one as a sub ject for his experiments. Much of his time was spent in devising or investigat ing the most subtle poisons, and the most difficult of detection, and his mistress aided him in these studies by administer ing his drugs to her fellow tenants. The trial revealed the fact that Von Beck and Erminia had spared themselves as little as other people, their bodies being mark ed with the scars of experiments which had involved a terrible amount of lonsr continued pains, while the young lady boasted with triumph of the poisons and antidotes which she had swallowed. The pair escaped with a nominal punishment, and received a decided eulogy in the col umns of the Tagblatt for their heroic, though mistaken, devotion to the cause of science. To Girls. My pretty dears, you are no more fit for matrimony than a pullet is to look after a family of fourteen chickens. The truth is, my dear girls, you want, generally speaking, more lib erty and less fashionable restraint, more kitchen and less parlor; more leg exer cise and less sofa ; more puddings and less piano ; more frankness and less mock modesty ; more breakfast and less bustle. I like the buxom, rosy-cheeked, full- breasted, bouncing lass, who can darn stockings, make her own frocks, mend trousers, command a regiment of pots and kettles, milk the cows, feed the pigs, chop the wood, and shoot a wild duck as well as the Duchess of Marlborough; and with all her other accomplishments be a lady in the drawing room. During a concert iu the Boston Music Hall, recently, when the organist was ex hibiting the full powers of the instrument, a lady was enthusiastically conversing with her neighbor about her household arrangements. She suited the tones of her voice to those of the organ. The organ-j ist made a sudden transition from "ff" to "pianissimo;" consequently the audience was somewhat amused at being informed by her, in a shout, "We fried ours in butter l" The Cabaa Patriot. A correspondent of the New York Sun gives the following sketch of Cespedes, the leader of the Cohan insurgents-: Carlos Manuel Cespedes was bor about forty-live years ago, to the town of Bya ma, Cuba. The first twelve years of his life were spent with his parents, wlnr re sided on a plantation in tho vicinity. With them he only luarncd the first rudi- ; ments of reading, writing and arithmetic, j while at the samo time he indulged in t those hardy employments and hwrlth- giving games which are consequent to a life in a country naturally mountainous and full of forests. His family having moved when he was twelve years of age to the town of Bayamo, Carlos Manuel was sent there to school for the first time. A few days after the commencement of his studies there, he gave proofs of an extraordinary mental. activity and intel lectual talents, leaving behind him the most advanced of the scholars in the school, and beiog recognized by them as the head of the institution. When eighteen years of age he went to Havana, with the object of prosecuting his studies there for the law profession. His great intellectuality was further developed there, at the same time that numerous personal affairs gave him an opportunity to show his active, courageous, and tena cious disposition, giving an indication then that he would be as "great in war as in peace." Graduating as attorney- at-law in Europe, where he went after wards, and receiving the greatest univer sity honors, be returned to Cuba and fixed his residence at Manzanillo. His powers of eloquence, energy, and his knowledge soon made him the most pop ular man in the vicinity, and entitled him to rank as the first lawyer in that part of the country. But of all traits in his character, generosity marks an im portant one, and will give a lustre to all his future actions. The fortune which he inherited from his father, the wealth which he amassed by his industrious ex ertions, and his future prospects of in creasing it, would have secured him a life full of comfort and ease ; but his pa triotic heart could not support longer the sight of his country in chains, and the victims to the outrages of the tyrannical Spanish Government. Inspired by a heroic resolution, he gives freedom to all his slaves, abandons his sugar estates to the merciless fury of bis Spanish foes, who burn them all in revenge, and sacri ficing all on the altar of liberty and inde pendence, with the noblest motives he inaugurates the revolution in Cuba at the head of one hundred patriots a movement which now counts in its ranks the whole native population of the island. To the present he has shown in all his acts the fullest energy and untiring con stancy, and the greatest moderation in the exercise of the discretionary power conferred upon him by the unanimous accord of all Cubans. When we see men of this stamp, supported by all the natives of Cuba, and that they, without arms and ammunition of any considera tion, and by their unaided efforts, not only have been able to withstand the ad vance of the Spanish foe, but have re peatedly defeated them and at last ob tained possession of almost all the land, then it becomes impossible for us to doubt the final triumph of liberty, and the pre vailing of American institutions at the gem of the Antiles. Charles Hunt, in his way, is a success. A few months since he eloped with some one's wife from Boscobel, Wis. He finally arrived at Dubuque, Iowa, where he has been at work since, until the other day he left town with two women, one of whom was the eloping Badger, and the other a Dubuquer. Should he continue journeying westward, he will soon accom modate a sufficiently large family to admit of becoming a respectable deacon among, the saints of Utah. A girl who was making a dress put the sleeves in wrong. She was unable to change them, as she could not determine whether she had got the right sleeve In the wrong place, or the wrong sleeve in the right place. Four ladies are candidates for schtol directors in Maiden, Mass. NO. 36. CotUt Breakfast f Cleovatra After having partakon of Cleopatra's necklace, Mark Antony determined to devise the costliest breakfast ever given After several days of g astronomical met itation, wot having found what he was looking for, he summoned his took tebis presence, and told him that it he could ge up a dainty breakfast for a lady, which should be composed of a few and an small dishes as possible, and at the same time be most costly, he woukl re. ward him aceordiffgfy. Server 1 weeks afterwards the eooi entered Mark Anrto- ; ys study, and told Urn that hv war ready to serve the dainty breakfast asked of him, and that it was composed ef oweT olive only. At the appointed botny the cook entered the dining-roow, followed by one hundred men carrying the olive (in its artificial envelope) on their should ers. They deposited it oo a table made for the occasion, and fifty earver were set to work on it. After several hours of hard work, the triumphant cook placed " the olive before the Egyptian Queen,who looked at him with amazement, still with perfect delight. Tho olive had been pre pared in the following ways After hav ing been stoned, it was stuffed with a rijh custard, then put inside of a boned canary, which was used to stuff an orto lan. The latter was placed iaside of a boned oriole, which was used to stuff a thrush, which thrush stuffed a boned lark. A boned snipe was stuffed with a lark and placed inside ef a robin, which was osed to stuff a plover, and which latter bird filled woodcock, the wood cock a patridge, the latter a grouse, the grouse a pheasant, the pheasant a chick en, the chicken a guinea-fowl, which was placed inside of a goose ; the goose filled a turkey, the turkey a wao, the latter an ostrich, which was used to stuff a sheep, the sheep a calf, the calf an antelope, the latter a pig, the pig a deer, tho deer a bear, the bear a heifer, the latter an elk, the elk an o, the oz a bippotaaras, the latter an elephant. The olive was then roasted in its envelope, which envelope was thrown away, and the olive only was served. Kara dish, wasn't it f In London, recently, the Kev. C. J. LeGyr, a Ritualistic rector, issued the following singular announcement : - "The incumbent begs to express the hone that strangers who have breakfasted and done the Standard or Timet, will abstain from communing at the celebration of the festival." VARIOUS ITEMS. -; -Unmarried ladies with indeneadeaS re sources should husband them. The pleasantest husbandry is the den stroying of weeds- widow's weeds. . What fruit does a newlv-married couple most resemble ? A green pear; A " smile" tbat foretells sorrow TK one that you take in the bar-room. A gentleman of Carlsrnhe offers to tras his American horse, the "Milwaukee-' against any horse in Europe for 10,000 florins a side. --' ' A philosopher once thanked - a U9 who had been singing to a' party for an nour, oy saying, "Madam, yon have wasted our time charmingly," 5J s s ,, Colorado has produced four cabbage weighing 180 pounds; - twelve turnipe that fill a barrel; fifty potatoes that also make a barrel; and a squash five and a half feet in circumference. , . ? Cicero made the following wise re mark : As I approve of the youth thai has something of the old man in hin, 'a I am no less pleased with an old man wfc has something of the .youth,?; is ; ,iV; "You have lost some of year fiends, t see," said a traveler to a negro whoa he had met on the road. . " i r --Yes,ma";: "Was it a hear or distant relatival" "Well purry distant 'bout twtmty.four miles," was the- reply.; v Kf : A lawyer in a Tombs ease, while eves, examining a burglar, asked him if he followed an honest profession. ; v -r J - : "I guess not,' said the burglar ; pept the profession of you lawyers, I tiai ours is about the meat dishonest a go- u Tbs keeper of a eMsrr; fax Hartford. sailed bin bar-tender because he to loudly. i x5